#Kris is not the focus but the pic does have them so why not

[every0letmecook]

Welp...

I wanna tell you guys something about my experience with drawing this.

Berdly's the focus here.

At first, I thought, if I make them wear the secret bosses' clothes, what would be most fitting?

After a certain time, I decided to draw Kris in Jevil's costume and Berdly in Spamton's.

...

I did not know that Berdly and Spamton does have parallels to each other until I dive deeper into the fandom-

[vertigoambrosia]

it’s the last shotgun and that’s bullshit and sad

it’s weird that they’re cancelling shotgun only like, two months after their ~sick new motion graphics intro~

real talk these road to shows better have backstage segments or i’ll riot

i wish roku were popular outside the states so we could get a wxwnow roku app

but alas

i blame jurn’s stank face

shit tag league is this weekend

lmaooooo andy’s agent must be miserable

‘or the hairy ones’ uhh who?

this is practically like phone sex for him

I’M WEARING MY GOOD CLOTHES

ilja: i was really pissed off...but then i got fans from two other promotions to love me and i realized i’m cooler and better than you :)

YOU CAN’T SEE FEAR IN MY EYES IF YOU CAN’T SEE MY EYES

lmaoo ilja’s reaction to bobby showing up

david starr implying body hair is included in this

DRAMATIC CLIPPERS

camera seems to be having focus issues

it’s always the same lil crew dude

didn’t we see this match like, last week?

whatever its our bois!

‘caused a lot of commotion in the US’ makes it sound like they got into fights and a police chase or something

~and we went together to bola~

WHY DON’T WE MEET IN AMERICA dumb baby bois

oh wxw why did you show that terrible codebreaker botch again

THAT SHINY THING THAT RESTS ON HER WAIST

‘...wanna share?’

*boop*

yeah you can’t bring kris wolf and not have backstage segments

oh man femme fatales is gonna be sickk

emil still reminds me of the boss i hate even though i don’t think he looks that much like him?

jurn looks hella bored

yeah wreck him emil

(i have a feeling he’ll lose but i can stil enjoy jurn getting beat up)

jurn’s hair looks nicer than usual....though i think maybe just cause it’s dry?

a shame it will be gone by this time next week

(real talk if david loses we riot)

hope david shaves that awful mutton chop goatee too

wtf does the wxw app do?

remember when jurn hit tas with the massive kick and he like, died?

i’ve been hard on jurn lately but that was fun

i miss when jurn was fun tho

but it’s gonna be fun to see him bald

something inside me says david will lose because he actually used to be a buzz cut hairless boi so it’s far from unknown territory and he knows it doesn’t look so goofy

but i choose not to believe that because jurn having to be bald is too fun of a thought

will he cry?

hi where are my rise boys please show me them

still upset tim and jeff cobb won’t interact

omg did you see lucky’s tweet about how he’s staying with brooks and aussie open?

oh no i can’t take these old young lions pics

or reliving THE WORST BETRAYAL

real talk though lucky’s such a good looking boy

omg these garbage children

omg jay mocking ilja boy you are signing your death sentence

*andy voice* get in there! you can do it! cause otherwise i’d have to!

i like how tim goes for jay’s ankle again even as he’s tagging to andy

i’m kinda surprised they’ve went with jay fk vs monster consulting again instead of ringkampf vs jay fk

ilja promised avalanche and julian he’d get some chill

i...would not chop walter

omg tim was bouncing on the apon after that chop

how can a man be so fearsome yet so cute

holding hands spots are great

oh no!

damn that was one hell of a ddt sell

i love how much jeremy is annoyed by jay fk

“you don’t piss off ringkampf!” indeed, jeremy

wait timo was the legal man? pretty sure he wasn’t?

that 619 clotheline is fucking great

and it wouldn’t be an ilja match without a suicide dive

omg i didn’t know german commentary called ilja ‘the sun king, the god emperor’

i am very hoping ilja wins but something tells me he might now

i don’t think bobby’s getting it yet either

how old is konstantin now? he’s probably talking by now, right? or at least that adorable babble toddlers do that’s not actual words

....and julian never got his rice and peas

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Short man giving up on dating

Captain Capitalism: Yes, Men Do Leave the Market When I get aroused I masturbate and get on with living.  Dick Pic Roulette is not a fun game.  I wouldn't ask for a character or personality trait in another that I wasn't personally prepared to match.  Anyway, if I get horny I'd rather deal with a vetted professional.  If the guy just wants a housewife, he may not be interested in dating anyone who cannot fit this standard.  How does she smell after a good work out… can she deal with my small after tennis which I smell great btw} so the bs about sex after knowing someone for such a short time is gross to me.  If a tall guy and a short guy each act aggressive in exactly the same way, then only the short guy will be said to have napoleon complex.

If You Are Short, Fat, Older or An Asian Man, You Must Read This. But Especially If You're Short. But, instead of walking away feeling loved, I felt teased, mistreated, angry, and hurting.  People get so worked up about this.  Zheng Jiajia works as a robot designer and artificial intelligence programmer.  It took me a while to realize it, but I am much better off by myself.  No amount of hole will offset her mood swings, whiny behavior and entitlement mentality.  Would that really work for you? The actual superficiality of the decision is impossible to change, and it is thus unreasonable to try.  If you decide to change your mind and nourish a relationship in the future, then please share your insights and experiences at that time.

giving up on dating is better for a short man because one can prevent a lot of unnecessary rejection : short Feminism is destroying men and women relations.  I do understand what taller women are talking about, not wanting to feel like they are dwarfing their man, but I also know what the flip side of that is.  Then they meet at a place, usually in the middle of the mall, for coffee.  However, everyone is welcome; we don't care as long as you're polite, respectful and a positive member of our community.  I am a 31 year old guy who gave up on dating.  The one and only girl I ever perused romantically lied to me and led me on for over a year for her own personal gain.  I find a lot of short men develop small man syndrome, and this just makes it worse for them.

8 Legit Reasons Short Men Make The BEST Husbands Women attempting to meet men are on average probably more likely than men to do something they would otherwise enjoy, i.  However, if you feel stuck with the short end of the stick and feel stifled, consider your role in the relationship.  I have female friends and friendships.  A beta can be very attractive to a woman if he works on his confidence.  It's quite funny how women didn't want anything to do with me when they were young, tight and std free but now that they're loose, std infected and old.  I guess guys are logical and think of it in terms of time invested vs return.

What is it about a short man that women find so disgusting? The term was simply made up by people who do not like assertive short men.  Successful analyst job with energy company.  She wants to help, but her going full-on Kris Jenner with your love life is not the way.  I date a handsome Latin man with zero confidence issues despite the culture.  Try to act tough most of the time? You are the largest population in the world all nationalities combined! I sometimes feel uncomfortable wearing heels with him because the norm depicts women as having to be smaller than men.  Continue to make positive decisions.  This from the guy who posted stuff about marriage while with me that made it obvious he was thinking about it.

17 Times Everyone Has Considered Just Giving Up On Dating Then again , to answer your question : preferences.  Gotta love their cognitive dissonance.  Then again, women might have better luck finding men if they looked where the men are: doing Man Things tm that men enjoy, which not coincidentally aren't the same things that men do when they're out looking for women.  Focus your attention on girls your height and shorter? It's so ironic because when I was a boy I dreamed of being a ballroom dancer, but now I rarely dance at all and then only with my best friend of 20 years who I met dancing.  Well, that part of life is dead and gone, sadly.  Love should be free and unconditional.  The height of the average American male is one of the most frequently misquoted pieces of information on the Internet.

Here's how women really feel about dating shorter men Come to think of it, I know a woman who is 5 foot 9 and has dated men shorter than I am.  And of course the really older man who wants me to take care of them.  There's also a , everyone is welcome! I have seen anyone to fit that bill in quite a few years.  And as a gender, their value has plummeted due to feminism.  But I think what she hadn't thought about until I brought it up and even now, doesn't much care is that she gets to date for free.  In my efforts to not come across as needy, I have repelled.  What I have read there is disheartning as there is absloutly nothing I can do about my height and did not choose to be this way.

Short Men: Why Women Aren't Attracted Enough to Date Them It's probably because I realize there is nothing a female can do for me that money cannot.  Instead, it's much more beneficial to go the gym, lift, work out, stay home, eat well, save money, hang with guy friends and otherwise normal, friendly couples in the neighborhood.  How do you cope when you feel like giving up on love? One was a 3rd degree black belt in Taekwondo, one was a drummer with unreal stamina, one is am accomplished chef.  Men reject women for small boobs, short legs, and flat butts.  No dates, no relationships, no sex, no interest.  I settled on my Boyfriend who was 5'9'' because he made up in diff areas.  There are more jerks posting on this thread than any to which the posts refer, imo.

giving up on dating is better for a short man because one can prevent a lot of unnecessary rejection : short The closure that you desire is not owed to you. .  Area plays a large portion in this too.  The biological argument, moreover, seems to suggest that it cannot be controlled, but the ability to overcome what may be deemed innate biological dispositions is what separates us from the animals, is it not? The downside is that I get berated by my former dance partners for not coming out and dancing as much.  I'm confident in who I am and the way I see it, if all people can give me lip about is something I can't help height , then I'm doing well.  But in all reality, at first it was just about getting to know each other because I am not that shallow.  I am considering passing on that life, even though my parents would love me to make them grandparents.

Here's how women really feel about dating shorter men I will continue to respond to you because I feel its my duty to educate you since you have an unconscious ignorance.  Just take a look in the world, there are plenty of men under 6 feet tall who are happily coupled.  I tried all that self improvement garbage.  You women are degrading in many ways.  I'm only 23 and because of the low quality of women out there I'm already wising up enough to start to compare the value of my time and what I get in return.  Since I already have enough access to the above to completely ruin my life if I so choose, I don't see dating becoming a priority for the foreseeable future.

[authorjessjarman]

In no particular order…

(10) Being outside in winter. I hate being cold.

(9) Commenting on Facebook. And every once in a while, I seem to forget why I avoid this, but don’t worry, I’m reminded oh so very quickly every single time.

(8) All the “news” on FB that gets shared again and again. Kinda goes along with the previous one. Don’t get me wrong, I love FB. Love being able to keep in touch with friends/family who live far away, rediscovering friends from years past… But I try very hard to keep it to just that and avoid the rest of it.  But there is always that one person who shares and shares and at the rate they are doing it? There is no way they are even reading the things – they just like the headline because it fits their view. *sigh*

(7) People who don’t listen. Because they are always right. Don’t think I have to elaborate there, do I? Nah, didn’t think so. 

(6) Feet. Just…feet. I don’t know what it is, but I don’t like feet, don’t like touching them, sure as hell don’t want anyone near mine… No. Just no. And this is one top ten item, that is NOT getting a pic because…pics of feet? Avoid because they fall under the umbrella of “Feet”, thank you very much.

(5) Bugs & Spiders It’s not going to shock anyone to learn that I’m not an outdoorsy kinda gal. It’s mostly ’cause bugs, spiders and creepy crawlies…well, creep me out. And the ones that don’t, are just plain annoying.

(4) Spiders. They don’t go with the regular creepy and/or annoying bugs. No, friend, no. I will avoid any space that has one. I don’t claim that this is logical, and yes, I know, I

(3) Sometimes, I just wanna be alone. Alone and silent.

(2) Web MD –

(1) Toxic people – the drama-seeking, issue-creating, lie-to-your-face-and-everywhere-else-and-can’t-keep-their-lies-straight, will-do-anything-to-satisfy-themselves-and-to-hell-with-you kinda people

(1) Negativity – This is a work in progress (and avoiding the toxic people? Biggest step I’ve taken in my life to avoid negativity) I’ve been trying very hard to be more positive and not let negative situations, negative people and negative thoughts overwhelm me. Not always easy, I’ll admit, but it’s amazing how differently I function when I focus on good things, on what I’ve accomplished rather than what I didn’t get done… Does it make everything perfect? Do I only have good days, brightside-Barbie-ing my way through life? Nope, but I’m better for it – I’m happier and more productive because I do everything I can not to get sucked into the vortex of negativity.

  (1)

Bronwyn Green | Deelylah Mullen | Gwendolyn Cease | Kellie St. James Kris Norris | Paige Prince | Torrance Sené

Wednesday Randomness: Top 10 Things I Avoid In no particular order... (10) Being outside in winter. I hate being cold. (9) Commenting on Facebook.

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In today’s age of studios looking to turn any dormant IP into a chance for synergized, sequelized glory, I suppose it was inevitable that we’d circle back around to xXx. For those of you too young to remember back to fifteen years, this franchise had its first go from Sony during the summer of ’02 as star Vin Diesel’s follow-up to his first (and at the time only) Fast & Furious installment. Starring Diesel as extreme sports enthusiast/secret agent Xander Cage, xXx was such a clumsy assemblage of boardroom-concocted “cool” and “edgy” cliches that I referred to it at the time as “Poochie: The Movie.”

Though it did well enough at the global till to warrant a follow-up, Diesel bolted in favor of 2004’s The Chronicles of Riddick. And while Sony tried to keep the fires lit via 2005’s xXx: State of the Union (with Ice Cube in the lead), it didn’t land with audiences, which would presumably have been the end, were it not for the sustained success of Universal’s Furious franchise (which has its eighth installment dropping in a few weeks) convincing studios that audiences will turn out to watch Diesel play anyone other than his street racer alter ego Dominick Toretto.

Now, while you’d think the recent failures of both 2013’s Riddick sequel and 2015’s The Last Witch Hunter — star vehicles built entirely on the ineffable appeal of Mr. Diesel — would have divested the money people of that notion, here we are with the belated xXx: Return of Xander Cage, arriving about twelve years past its sell-by date. Directed by D.J. Caruso (of The Salton Sea and Disturbia) and released by new studio Paramount, xXx 3 isn’t so much a fully-formed film as it is an $85 million celluloid monument to Vin Diesel’s image of himself.

We begin the story this time around with Diesel’s retired superspy believed ead, and living off the grid in Central America while doing the Robin Hood thing for poor people (and by “doing the Robin Hood thing” I mean giving them access free cable, because screw those corporate cable company CEOs, or something). Anyway, when the United States government’s satellite control device called Pandora’s Box is stolen by a group of spies that are just as extreme as Our Man Xander, the NSA is forced to find him and draft him back into duty. Will he do it? Can you say, “To the extreme”?

(By the way, does anyone else find it amusing that the government would actually call their “evil will be unleashed upon the Earth if this gets out” device Pandora’s Box? A little on the nose, no?)

Serving the “exposition” role this time alongside series regular Samuel L. Jackson (whose Augustus Gibbons character was sort of like the 1.0 version of his Marvel Studios spy honcho Nick Fury) is Toni Collette as NSA director Marke, whose platinum mane and white pantsuit evoke a kind of technocratic nightmare version of Hillary Clinton. Also along are such global stars as Donnie Yen, Deepika Padukone, and Kris Wu, on whom the studio is presumably leaning to bring in those international box office bucks.

Unfortunately, other than Yen (who’s imminently watchable in just about everything he does), every other actor is adrift in the backwash of Diesel’s ego exercise. In fact, it’s hard to figure out which audience this picture is even aimed at, exactly. I doubt the folks who made the original ’02 flick a moderate hit are holding much nostalgic attachment to the property, and I also don’t think kids today are particularly interested in seeing fifty-year-old Vin Diesel skateboarding down a mountain, or being told again and again how desirable he is by women half his age.

The script by F. Scott Frazier is so awash in action pic cliches that it would probably be the most brilliant parody of the genre since Team America: World Police if it had the self-awareness to go all in on that. But then, that was never really the mission statement behind the xXx franchise, so why switch things up now? There’s no expression of artistic intent in Return of Xander Cage. It’s a Frankenstein’s monster lab creation constructed from focus groups, dial tests, and the Peter Pan fancies of its outsized star. Let’s hope this “return” is a brief one. D

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In today’s age of studios looking to turn any dormant IP into a chance for synergized, sequelized glory, I suppose it was inevitable that we’d circle back around to xXx. For those of you too young to remember back to fifteen years, this franchise had its first go from Sony during the summer of ’02 as star Vin Diesel’s follow-up to his first (and at the time only) Fast & Furious installment. Starring Diesel as extreme sports enthusiast/secret agent Xander Cage, xXx was such a clumsy assemblage of boardroom-concocted “cool” and “edgy” cliches that I referred to it at the time as “Poochie: The Movie.”

Though it did well enough at the global till to warrant a follow-up, Diesel bolted in favor of 2004’s The Chronicles of Riddick. And while Sony tried to keep the fires lit via 2005’s xXx: State of the Union (with Ice Cube in the lead), it didn’t land with audiences, which would presumably have been the end, were it not for the sustained success of Universal’s Furious franchise (which has its eighth installment dropping in a few weeks) convincing studios that audiences will turn out to watch Diesel play anyone other than his street racer alter ego Dominick Toretto.

Now, while you’d think the recent failures of both 2013’s Riddick sequel and 2015’s The Last Witch Hunter — star vehicles built entirely on the ineffable appeal of Mr. Diesel — would have divested the money people of that notion, here we are with the belated xXx: Return of Xander Cage, arriving about twelve years past its sell-by date. Directed by D.J. Caruso (of The Salton Sea and Disturbia) and released by new studio Paramount, xXx 3 isn’t so much a fully-formed film as it is an $85 million celluloid monument to Vin Diesel’s image of himself.

We begin the story this time around with Diesel’s retired superspy believed ead, and living off the grid in Central America while doing the Robin Hood thing for poor people (and by “doing the Robin Hood thing” I mean giving them access free cable, because screw those corporate cable company CEOs, or something). Anyway, when the United States government’s satellite control device called Pandora’s Box is stolen by a group of spies that are just as extreme as Our Man Xander, the NSA is forced to find him and draft him back into duty. Will he do it? Can you say, “To the extreme”?

(By the way, does anyone else find it amusing that the government would actually call their “evil will be unleashed upon the Earth if this gets out” device Pandora’s Box? A little on the nose, no?)

Serving the “exposition” role this time alongside series regular Samuel L. Jackson (whose Augustus Gibbons character was sort of like the 1.0 version of his Marvel Studios spy honcho Nick Fury) is Toni Collette as NSA director Marke, whose platinum mane and white pantsuit evoke a kind of technocratic nightmare version of Hillary Clinton. Also along are such global stars as Donnie Yen, Deepika Padukone, and Kris Wu, on whom the studio is presumably leaning to bring in those international box office bucks.

Unfortunately, other than Yen (who’s imminently watchable in just about everything he does), every other actor is adrift in the backwash of Diesel’s ego exercise. In fact, it’s hard to figure out which audience this picture is even aimed at, exactly. I doubt the folks who made the original ’02 flick a moderate hit are holding much nostalgic attachment to the property, and I also don’t think kids today are particularly interested in seeing fifty-year-old Vin Diesel skateboarding down a mountain, or being told again and again how desirable he is by women half his age.

The script by F. Scott Frazier is so awash in action pic cliches that it would probably be the most brilliant parody of the genre since Team America: World Police if it had the self-awareness to go all in on that. But then, that was never really the mission statement behind the xXx franchise, so why switch things up now? There’s no expression of artistic intent in Return of Xander Cage. It’s a Frankenstein’s monster lab creation constructed from focus groups, dial tests, and the Peter Pan fancies of its outsized star. Let’s hope this “return” is a brief one. D

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In today’s age of studios looking to turn any dormant IP into a chance for synergized, sequelized glory, I suppose it was inevitable that we’d circle back around to xXx. For those of you too young to remember back to fifteen years, this franchise had its first go from Sony during the summer of ’02 as star Vin Diesel’s follow-up to his first (and at the time only) Fast & Furious installment. Starring Diesel as extreme sports enthusiast/secret agent Xander Cage, xXx was such a clumsy assemblage of boardroom-concocted “cool” and “edgy” cliches that I referred to it at the time as “Poochie: The Movie.”

Though it did well enough at the global till to warrant a follow-up, Diesel bolted in favor of 2004’s The Chronicles of Riddick. And while Sony tried to keep the fires lit via 2005’s xXx: State of the Union (with Ice Cube in the lead), it didn’t land with audiences, which would presumably have been the end, were it not for the sustained success of Universal’s Furious franchise (which has its eighth installment dropping in a few weeks) convincing studios that audiences will turn out to watch Diesel play anyone other than his street racer alter ego Dominick Toretto.

Now, while you’d think the recent failures of both 2013’s Riddick sequel and 2015’s The Last Witch Hunter — star vehicles built entirely on the ineffable appeal of Mr. Diesel — would have divested the money people of that notion, here we are with the belated xXx: Return of Xander Cage, arriving about twelve years past its sell-by date. Directed by D.J. Caruso (of The Salton Sea and Disturbia) and released by new studio Paramount, xXx 3 isn’t so much a fully-formed film as it is an $85 million celluloid monument to Vin Diesel’s image of himself.

We begin the story this time around with Diesel’s retired superspy believed ead, and living off the grid in Central America while doing the Robin Hood thing for poor people (and by “doing the Robin Hood thing” I mean giving them access free cable, because screw those corporate cable company CEOs, or something). Anyway, when the United States government’s satellite control device called Pandora’s Box is stolen by a group of spies that are just as extreme as Our Man Xander, the NSA is forced to find him and draft him back into duty. Will he do it? Can you say, “To the extreme”?

(By the way, does anyone else find it amusing that the government would actually call their “evil will be unleashed upon the Earth if this gets out” device Pandora’s Box? A little on the nose, no?)

Serving the “exposition” role this time alongside series regular Samuel L. Jackson (whose Augustus Gibbons character was sort of like the 1.0 version of his Marvel Studios spy honcho Nick Fury) is Toni Collette as NSA director Marke, whose platinum mane and white pantsuit evoke a kind of technocratic nightmare version of Hillary Clinton. Also along are such global stars as Donnie Yen, Deepika Padukone, and Kris Wu, on whom the studio is presumably leaning to bring in those international box office bucks.

Unfortunately, other than Yen (who’s imminently watchable in just about everything he does), every other actor is adrift in the backwash of Diesel’s ego exercise. In fact, it’s hard to figure out which audience this picture is even aimed at, exactly. I doubt the folks who made the original ’02 flick a moderate hit are holding much nostalgic attachment to the property, and I also don’t think kids today are particularly interested in seeing fifty-year-old Vin Diesel skateboarding down a mountain, or being told again and again how desirable he is by women half his age.

The script by F. Scott Frazier is so awash in action pic cliches that it would probably be the most brilliant parody of the genre since Team America: World Police if it had the self-awareness to go all in on that. But then, that was never really the mission statement behind the xXx franchise, so why switch things up now? There’s no expression of artistic intent in Return of Xander Cage. It’s a Frankenstein’s monster lab creation constructed from focus groups, dial tests, and the Peter Pan fancies of its outsized star. Let’s hope this “return” is a brief one. D

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