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"Mmmmmmm yas, tastes so good-" YO get the FUCK outa my way! are you SERIOUSLY eating banana chips, and fuckin drinkin ketchup?! get the FUCK outta here dude! uh.. *rustle rustle* whatcha need do: pick yo lazy ass up, go to the store, and get H O T C H E E T O E S!! and the- aysuyua then buy like SIX of these!! and, just, DRINK THE FUCK OUTA IT! I-Ive drank like FIVE of these and-uhg, this is my last one, cuz its like six, and i eat these too! WATCH! ill eat this muthafucka everyday itssogood. Mm,,,,,mm!! DAMN that shit good! soh yoeu neehd tuh goe to the FUHCKING SHORE!!! and get them. raaah. this shit tastes gooder than a biscuit! but how the fuck do i open it tho? das the problm! so, what needs to do is get a knife and go: *BOOM BOOM BOOM BOOM BOOM*. THEN CUT THAT SHIT OPEN! once you do tha, uhm,,,,,, LETS DO A QUIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIZ!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! SO, whatcha need todo, hot cheeto, first. banana SHITZ, CUZ THEY TASTE LIKE SHIT! SO!!1 *KRINCKLE KRUNKLE RUSTLE DUSTLE* banana fuckers! *crunch* AUGEH PPTF WEAHG WHA TE FUCK IS THI SHHI TASTE FUCKIN NASTY!!!!!!!!! so yeah, THIS FUCKIN VS. THIS! and this shit won! lets do a comparing cronte- contest! i dont wanna FUCKIN DRINK KETCHUP! so leave in the comments whats better!, B A N A N A C H I P S or hot cheetos!! ketchaup, or this motherfucker right here! so bitch, you better go get your lazy ass to thestore- AND NOT BUY THESE MOTHERFUCKRS! so you motherfucker, gettin YO ASS WHOOPED! *punch punch* egh- *punch* biitch! the fuck outta here! *crunch nom nom nom nom nom nom nom* mm!,,,,,
THE FUCK YALL LOOKIN AT MAN?! the fuuuh?! *more fucking crunches*
you know what, im just gonna leave......... *leaves*
*comes back* DAMN THIS SHIT GOOD!
*leaves again*
*comes back almost immediately*
*crunch crunch*
THE FUCK?! WHAT YALL LOOKGHIN AT?!
This video is integral to me
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Enriched with the beauty of summer blooms and accentuating designs, Nishat’s latest lawn collection Summer 2018 is has been launched. Though it’s various catalogues and Television commercials (TVC) has taken the spot under the spotlight. The beautiful Models are seen showcasing the bright and vibrant summer dresses by Nishat linen. This year, Nishat’s collection turned out to be more exclusive and exquisite. Thousands of its customers are anxiously waiting for its finest series of dresses to hit the stores. Well, the wait has been over. As Nishat has brought its fascinating series of stitched and UN-stitched lawn collection down to the pedestal of great quality and affordable prices. Today we will discuss one of the best lawn dresses collection of the season.
NISHAT LINEN- FABRIC OF PAKISTAN
Nishat linen is the trademark of fine designs and quality fabrics. Working for many years, this clothing line proved its competence in the industry and won the hearts of its thousands of customers. When it comes to style and trend, Nishat linen always stayed in the front row along with many other clothing industries in Pakistan. What it earned in return is the confidence and trust that people has in its standards of material selection and ever-lasting prints. So we are going to unveil the latest of its collection for summer 2018 to let your imaginations go crazy.
The price range for 2-piece suits is starting from Rs-1750 only up to Rs2690.
As spring has just reached around the corner and the blazing sun is soon going to bring the heat waves everywhere, Nishat’s latest Summer collection is a cold breeze for all of its customers. As this series of dresses comprise of three piece suits, two piece suits, shirt pieces and kurtas. A variety of dresses is available in pure cotton while others are available in the mixed lawn or 100% pure lawn fabrics. Three piece suits are charmed with elegant, colorful printed chiffon dupattas with graphic floral or abstract prints.
NISHA BY NISHAT LINEN SUMMER SPRING BEST LAWN DRESSES COLLECTION 2018
The use of graphics and block prints coupled with a touch of applique work over the shirts around the neckline and front borders look gorgeously stunning especially when you wearing it with vibrant drapes of your dupatta. This collection also has series of summer pret kurtas, which carry equally beautiful prints and hues. These ready to wear apparels are great in style for formal and casual occasions. You can either opt for shalwar kameez or shirts with pencil trousers. Either of the designs will look perfect as long as the fabric carry the label of Nishat. Fusion of striking and appealing colors are the hallmark of this collection.
Surprisingly, the prices are extremely affordable compared to the high quality, unique designs, and distinctive hues. The price range for three-piece suits is starting from Rs-2890 only up to Rs5900. Whereas the kurtas are available in the reasonable prices. Who would want to miss such an amazing deal at such an affordable price? So ladies! It’s time to grab your purses and rush to the nearest Nishat’s outlet to buy yourself this exclusive summer treat of latest Nishat Linen spring summer collection 2018- #Morethanafeeing. Do not miss out or you will regret it. Have a look and get inspired by the best lawn dresses of the season.
41800093-Lawn – Red Printed 3PC PKR 2,890
41800022-Lawn – Black Printed 2PC PKR 1,790
41800047-Lawn – Brown Printed 2PC PKR 1,990
41800030-Lawn – Red Printed 2PC PKR 1,990
41800056-Blended Krinckle Chiffon – Black Printed 2PC PKR 2,190
41800080-Blended Krinckle Chiffon – Blue Printed 2PC PKR 2,190
41800041-Lawn – Green Embroidered 2PC PKR 2,390
41800013-Lawn – Red Printed 2PC PKR 1,750
41800098-Lawn – Orange Printed 3PC PKR 3,200
41800078-Blended Krinckle Chiffon – Pink Printed 2PC PKR 2,190
41800009-Lawn – Off White Printed 2PC PKR 1,750
41800128-Viscose Krinckle Chiffon – Peach Embroidered 3PC PKR 4,500
41800109-Krinckle Chiffon – Red Printed 3PC PKR 4,500
41800036-Lawn – Orange Embroidered 2PC PKR 2,390
41800025-Lawn – Green Printed 2PC PKR 1,750
41800024-Lawn – Green Printed 2PC PKR 1,750
41800023-Lawn – White Printed 2PC PKR 1,750
41800019-Lawn – Pink Printed 2PC PKR 1,750
41800010-Lawn – Blue Printed 2PC PKR 1,750
41800008-Lawn – Beige Printed 2PC PKR 1,750
41800007-Lawn – Off White Printed 2PC PKR 1,750
41800006-Lawn – Green Printed 2PC PKR 1,750
41800005-Lawn – Green Printed 2PC PKR 1,750
41800004-Lawn – Red Printed 2PC PKR 1,750
41800002-Lawn – Black Printed 2PC PKR 1,750
41800132-Viscose Krinckle Chiffon – Pink Printed 3PC PKR 3,900
41800029-Lawn – Off White Printed 2PC PKR 1,990
41800129-Viscose Krinckle Chiffon – Green Embroidered 3PC PKR 4,500
41800112-Krinckle Chiffon – Brown Embroidered 3PC PKR 5,500
41800089-Lawn – Green Printed 3PC PKR 2,890
41800084-Blended Krinckle Chiffon – Blue Printed 2PC PKR 2,190
41800077-Blended Krinckle Chiffon – Yellow Printed 2PC PKR 2,190
41800062-Blended Krinckle Chiffon – Grey Printed 2PC PKR 2,190
41800055-Blended Krinckle Chiffon – Black Printed 2PC PKR 2,190
41800051-Blended Krinckle Chiffon – Yellow Printed 2PC PKR 2,190
41800033-Lawn – Pink Printed 2PC PKR 1,990
41800017-Lawn – Blue Printed 2PC PKR 1,750
41800016-Lawn – Green Printed 2PC PKR 1,750
41800103-Lawn – Pink Printed 3PC PKR 3,200
41800094-Lawn Green Printed 3PC PKR 2,890
41800049-Lawn – Pink Printed 2PC PKR 1,990
41800028-Lawn – Pink Printed 2PC PKR 1,990
41800026-Lawn – Pink Printed 2PC PKR 1,990
41800018-Lawn – Black Printed 2PC PKR 1,750
41800015-Lawn – Yellow Printed 2PC PKR 1,750
41800012-Lawn – Red Printed 2PC PKR 1,750
41800003-Lawn – Yellow Printed 2PC PKR 1,750
41800001-Lawn Red Printed 2PC PKR 1,750
41800104-Lawn – Orange Printed 3PC PKR 3,200
41800091-Lawn – Blue Printed 3PC PKR 2,890
41800046-Lawn – Blue Printed 2PC PKR 1,990
41800044-Lawn – Off White Embroidered 2PC PKR 2,390
41800031-Lawn – Off White Printed 2PC PKR 1,990
41800092-Lawn – Yellow Printed 3PC PKR 2,890
41800050-Lawn – Purple Printed 2PC PKR 1,990
41800042-Lawn – Blue Embroidered 2PC PKR 2,390
41800020-Lawn – Yellow Printed 2PC PKR 1,750
41800021-Lawn – Peach Printed 2PC PKR 1,750
41800014-Lawn – Green Printed 2PC PKR 1,750
41800120-Viscose Krinckle – Blue Embroidered 3PC PKR 4,500
41800113-Krinckle Chiffon – Green Embroidered 3PC PKR 5,500
41800111-Krinckle Chiffon – Purple Printed 3PC PKR 4,500
41800106-Krinckle Chiffon – Off White Printed 3PC PKR 4,500
41800290-Krinckle Chiffon – Pink Embroidered 3PC PKR 5,500
41800065-Blended Krinckle Chiffon – Black Embroidered 2PC PKR 2,690
41800053-Blended Krinckle Chiffon – Black Printed 2PC PKR 2,190
41800037-Lawn – Off White Embroidered 2PC PKR 2,390
41800048-Lawn – Off White Printed 2PC PKR 1,990
41800034-Lawn – Grey Printed 2PC PKR 1,990
41800027-Lawn – Green Printed 2PC PKR 1,990
41800141-Silk Chiffon – Black Embroidered 3PC PKR 5,900
41800102-Lawn – Blue Printed 3PC PKR 3,200
41800064-Blended Krinckle Chiffon – Blue Embroidered 2PC PKR 2,690
41800043-Lawn – Blue Embroidered 2PC PKR 2,390
41800040-Lawn – Pink Embroidered 2PC PKR 2,390
41800125-Viscose Krinckle Chiffon – Orange Embroidered 3PC PKR 4,900
41800122-Viscose Krinckle Chiffon – Grey Embroidered 3PC PKR 4,900
41800099-Lawn – Pink Printed 3PC PKR 2,890
41800119-Krinckle Chiffon – Yellow Embroidered 3PC PKR 5,500
41800117-Krinckle Chiffon – Beige Embroidered 3PC PKR 5,500
41800087-Lawn – Black Printed 3PC PKR 3,200
41800086-Lawn – Pink Printed 3PC PKR 3,200
41800011-Lawn – Beige Printed 2PC PKR 1,750
41800124-Viscose Krinckle Chiffon – Aqua Embroidered 3PC PKR 4,500
41800095-Lawn – Pink Printed 3PC PKR 2,890
41800032-Lawn – Yellow Printed 2PC PKR 1,990
41800135-Viscose Krinckle Chiffon – Black Printed 3PC PKR 3,900
41800118-Krinckle Chiffon – Orange Embroidered 3PC PKR 5,500
41800107-Krinckle Chiffon – Off White Printed 3PC PKR 4,500
41800057-Blended Krinckle Chiffon – Pink Embroidered 2PC PKR 2,690
41800121-Viscose Krinckle Chiffon – Red Embroidered 3PC PKR 4,500
41800100-Lawn – Pink Printed 3PC PKR 2,890
41800143-Silk Chiffon – Grey Embroidered 3PC PKR 5,900
41800134-Viscose Krinckle Chiffon – Blue Printed 3PC PKR 3,900
41800110-Krinckle Chiffon – Off White Printed 3PC PKR 4,500
41800045-Lawn – Green Embroidered 2PC PKR 2,390
41800126-Viscose Krinckle Chiffon – Green Embroidered 3PC PKR 4,900
41800069-Viscose Krinckle Chiffon – Grey Printed 2PC PKR 2,690
41800067-Viscose Krinckle Chiffon – White Printed 2PC PKR 2,690
41800144-Silk Chiffon – Blue Embroidered 3PC PKR 5,900
41800139-Silk Chiffon – Blue Embroidered 3PC PKR 5,900
41800136-Silk Chiffon – Black Embroidered 3PC PKR 5,900
41800116-Krinckle Chiffon – Blue Embroidered 3PC PKR 5,500
41800115-Krinckle Chiffon – Off White Embroidered 3PC PKR 5,500
41800083-Blended Krinckle Chiffon – Green Printed 2PC PKR 2,190
41800081-Blended Krinckle Chiffon – Blue Printed 2PC PKR 2,190
41800140-Silk Chiffon – Beige Embroidered 3PC PKR 5,900
41800108-Krinckle Chiffon – Black Embroidered 3PC PKR 5,500
41800090-Lawn – Brown Printed 3PC PKR 2,890
41800085-Blended Krinckle Chiffon – Pink Printed 2PC PKR 2,190
41800038-Lawn – Green Embroidered 2PC PKR 2,390
41800035-Lawn – Grey Printed 2PC PKR 1,990
41800101-Lawn – Beige Printed 3PC PKR 3,200
41800138-Silk Chiffon – Black Embroidered 3PC PKR 5,900
41800063-Blended Krinckle Chiffon – Yellow Printed 2PC PKR 2,190
41800068-Viscose Krinckle Chiffon – White Printed 2PC PKR 2,690
41800070-Viscose Krinckle Chiffon – Blue Printed 2PC PKR 2,690
41800123-Viscose Krinckle Chiffon – Pink Embroidered 3PC PKR 4,500
41800088-Lawn – Green Printed 3PC PKR 2,890
41800145-Silk Chiffon – Pink Embroidered 3PC PKR 5,900
41800142-Silk Chiffon – Grey Embroidered 3PC PKR 5,900
41800131-Viscose Krinckle Chiffon – Blue Printed 3PC PKR 4,500
41800127-Viscose Krinckle Chiffon – Orange Embroidered 3PC PKR 4,900
41800105-Lawn – Pink Printed 3PC PKR 2,890
41800137-Silk Chiffon – Pink Embroidered 3PC PKR 5,900
41800114-Krinckle Chiffon – Brown Embroidered 3PC PKR 5,500
41800097-Lawn – Yellow Printed 3PC PKR 2,890
41800130-Viscose Krinckle Chiffon – Blue Printed 3PC PKR 4,500
NISHAT LINEN SPRING SUMMER COLLECTION Vol 1 2018 Enriched with the beauty of summer blooms and accentuating designs, Nishat’s latest lawn collection Summer 2018 is has been launched.
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Henry + Katrina
Teen River
2011
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beatle: john
summary: brian’s niece hooks up with john only to be caught taking care of his morning wood
warnings: handjob at the very beginning
a/n: this is very short and i wrote it on my phone at 6 in the morning
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A giggle escaped your lips as your hand traveled underneath the blankets. John gave you a silly growl, kissing up your neck.
“Calm down, Lennon.” You teased.
“It’s hard to stay in control when I’ve got such a pretty thing in my bed.”
You smiled at him, your nose krinckling. John was about to continue you when you reached your target. Your hand wrapped around the top of his cock, thumb drifting over the head. He jerked, his growls becoming more serious. You began to move your hand up and down, feeling him harden against your fingers.
“Christ, you’re a little cock fairy, aren’t ya?” John joked through his moans, earning another giggle from you, his eyes squeezing shut, “Ah, keep doing that birdie.”
Both of you were so wrapped up in the moment, you didn’t hear the shuffle of footsteps coming closer and closer to your hideout in John’s room. A bleary eyed of Paul, George and Ringo followed along behind their manager and your uncle, Brian as he rounded up the band (and you). They all stopped as they heard another moan from John’s room, followed by feminine laughter.
“It’s 8 in the morning, what’s John doing with a bird in his bed?” Paul complained, jealous it wasn’t him.
“I don’t know but he needs to get moving. Paul, you interrupt him.” Brian ordered, ushering the bassist towards the door and the other boys towards breakfast.
Paul huffed, crossing his arms as he marched towards the moaning giggles. They didn’t stop as he opened the door.
“Oh my God.”
Your head snapped towards the now open door, eyes wide like a deer in the headlights, as were Paul’s. Although there was a sheet pulled over you, you clearly had a hand wrapped around John’s cock, not to mention you were only adorning a lacy bra. It wasn’t a subtle scene.
The three of you stared at each other. John’s mouth opened and closed as his mind desperately raced to think of something to say - something to break the ice. But you all knew that you, Brian’s assistant manager and niece, definitely weren’t supposed to be in bed with any member of the band. You were barely allowed to shake hands. Finally Paul spoke, his voice stony, “What the hell are you two doing?”
“I-I-“
“Paul, have you seen (y/n)? She’s not in her room.” Your heart stopped and a cold, sinking feeling filled the pit of your stomach as the voice of your uncle floated down the hall. You willed with every fiber in your being to disapper when he joined Paul in the doorway. His gentle smile vanished, replaced by a scowled. “(y/n) (m/n). Get out.”
“Bri, please don’t get upset with her, I was the one-“ John tried, putting an arm around you. However, Brian wasn’t hearing it.
“(y/n), out now.” He spat and you didn’t argue, scrambling out of the bed. Your cheeks burned as you did the walk of shame past your uncle and Paul in your underwear. You stopped for a moment to shoot John a look not unlike a kicked puppy. A glare from Brian sent you on your way again, Paul behind you. You flinched as you heard the door shut.
You had no doubt that you were next on Brian’s hit list.
“It’ll be okay, love.” Paul whispered, squeezing your shoulder. You bit your lip, a million outcomes flowing through your head, nearly none of them ending with an outcome you liked. There was a slim chance you’d get off easy. But that was very slim.
“God, I hope you’re right.”
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Make A Cactus Valentine Box and Card with Cricut Maker
Let’s make a cactus Valentine box with our Cricut Maker. This cuter than cute idea will be perfect for Valentine’s Day class parties!
And what’s more, let’s make matching “You’re Stuck With Me” Valentine cards that are perfect to give with packs of gum!
Cactus Valentine Box with Cricut Maker | Kim Byers
Supplies for Cactus Valentine Box
The thing I love most about this box is that you can make it anything you want! I made the box, covered it with paper and then embellished it with a darling happy little cactus.
You could use this same idea and Cricut Design Space to make this anything you want. A monster truck. A unicorn. A unicorn monster truck. ;)
Cricut Maker
Knife Blade
Rotary Blade (optional, you can use Maker standard blade for felt)
Design Space Project
Chipboard*
Felt, Cricut Summer Sky Sampler
Premium Paper, Cricut Kaleidoscope
Hot Glue Gun
Strong Grip (purple) and Standard Grip (green) Mats
Masking Tape (for chipboard mat)
Optional: Glue Stick (or just use light amount of hot glue)
Optional: Krinckle gift packaging (aka tumbleweeds)
*I suggest only the Cricut brand chipboard. They produced it to have an even core that won’t damage your blade. Other chipboard can have hard knots in the core.
Supplies For DIY Valentine Box
Cactus Valentine Box Instructions
Design – Using my Design Space file, you can make this exact Valentine Box. Or, you cake keep the box and add any embellishments you want! As I mention in my video, I might just make a few different kinds. What do you think of a vintage truck carrying hearts?!
Gather Materials and Blades, Cut – I like to cut my Chipboard first just because it takes the longest. Each mat will take 20 passes over the Chipboard. After Chipboard, change your Knife Blade to the Rotary Blade and cut all your felt. Finish with the standard Maker blade and cut all your cardstock.
Assemble Box – I like to use hot glue. It’s fast and if you have a low temp hot glue gun you’re not likely to burn yourself! ;) Using the base of the box as a stand, hot glue on the long sides first and then the short. Watch the video if you’re not sure. Using glue dots, cover box in paper.
Embellish with Cacti – Using hot glue, lightly applied, cover Chipboard in felt, attach to the front of the box and embellish with mini cactus and tumbleweeds.
Easy DIY Valentine Box Assembled
Felt Cut With Cricut Rotary Blade
Layer Felt For Darling Details
Watch – How To Make A Cactus Valentine Box
Do you prefer video to reading a tutorial? Me too! And I have you covered.
Join me on YouTube and I’ll walk you through how to make this easy cactus Valentine box from start to finish! Plus, I’ll be adding the “You’re Stuck With Me” Valentine card video in a few days!
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Supplies for Cactus Valentine Card
Design Space Project
Cardstock, Pink, Green, and Kaleidoscope Sampler Set
Glue Dots
3-D Foam Adhesive Squares
Gum Packets
Cactus Valentine Card Instructions
Design – I really liked the cactus, but there was no where for my niece to write her name, so I used the weld and contour tools to make the card larger and still have some shape. Open my Design Space file to help you through this explanation, or just make it as is because I’ve already done the work for you!
How to use Weld & Contour – Select any image and choose contour. This will allow you to hide all the cuts inside the shape. Now you have an outline of your image. Next insert a shape, I used a rectangle. Place them over each other, select them both and choose Weld. This will make both elements one. I did this so that my cactus could stick off one side and there would still be open space to write.
Cut & Assemble – cut out each mat, assemble with glue dots and don’t forget to attach the gum! :)
Weld and Contour Result
More Cricut Valentine Crafts
Do Me A Flavor – Ice Cream Valentine Card
I SODA Think You’re Cute – Soda Pop Label
Valentine Candy Bar Wrapper
As always, I hope you’re inspired to craft, bake, create and celebrate!
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