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[ID: A drawing of a blue lobster with large breasts next to a bus stop with a sign, a bench, a trashbag, and stink lines. End ID]
[ID: A drawing of a blue lobster with large breasts next to a bus stop with a sign, a bench, a trashbag, and stink lines. There are blue emphasis lines around them both. End ID]
"What's the difference between a dirty bus stop and a lobster with breast implants?"
"One's a crusty bus station and one's a busty crustacean."
Glances nervously between our requests and these drawings.
Someone shared this joke in a server we're in, I decided to add it to our AAC, on a whim I decided to quickly draw symbols for it. Uh. They're here if you want them!
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Body's mom tried to tell us we're going to church with them tomorrow and I'm fucking furious about it. I reminded her that we're converting to Judaism and said no, we're not going to church, and she got all exasperated about it, going on about "it's Christmas! You can sit with your family!" So I asked her if she would go to Hannukah services with us, reminding her that the body's dad explicitly said they wouldn't, quote, "spin the dreidel" with us when we told them about our conversion, and she said she doesn't have an answer.
Worth noting, Hannukah is also the "they tried to convert us but we survived!" holiday. I'm so fucking mad.
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@junespriince ur tags r SOOOOooooo true
there is no floppy earred bart in this post but like,,, ill get em next time
#I LOVE UR SILLY HIMOR BC ITS ACTUALLY JSUT RUE#also ur free 2 reblog anything u want fjkfoso there r no rules#tbh i didnt know if this should gp pm this blog or my main but since ots tags from a post here…. yk#snyways i think bart & kon shouldve made cereal bc they h8ed every other kond#& their cereal is banned in 30 countries
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[PT: Flattic. End PT]
Flattic
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A gender/Identity related to how one's flat affect effects their gender/identity. (Intended for Neurodivergent folk, but anyone can use!!!)
⭐🔹⭐🔹⭐🔹⭐🔹⭐🔹⭐🔹⭐🔹⭐🔹⭐🔹⭐🔹⭐🔹⭐ Archive links: @radiomogai
#genders#flattic#identities#neurogenders#theme: neuro#theme: voice#theme: autism#theme: schizospec#theme: OCPD#needs ID#Cisra's tag#<- Hi Cisra this is Kond. Putting this in your tag since you might like it.#Skipping queue.
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Fic rambles: have you been the first person to post a ship? Let me first say BWHAHAHHAHHAHAHHAHHA. Right I got that out of my system.
Cole/Levi - someone posted a fic with them as a tag but they weren’t in it.
AG/Levi Colwill, AG/Jude Bellingham. AG/Sven Botman. Ag /Claudia, AG/Frank Lampard. Frank Lampard /Mykillo Mudryk. Frank /Dominic Calvin-long name. MM/Conor. Thiago Silva/ Cole Palmer.
Bukayo Saka /Harry Kane. Kieran Tripper/Harry Kane, Bukayo/Joe Willock. Bukayo /Tolami.
Charlotte /Sasha. Various threesomes. KBD/Julian. Ivan Toney /Thomas Frank. Pedri/Raphiniha. Alejandro Balde /Jules Konde and Alejandro Balde/Xavi Simmons.
I think Big Ange /Jason Tindall was only posted on Tumblr? Erling Haarland /Alex Isak. Alex Isak /Fabian Schaar. Alex Isak /AG. AG/Bruno G Dan Burn/Sean Longstaff. AG/Dominic Calvert-Longname. Jobe BellingahmDan Ballard… and I got tired of checking.
I have impeccable taste! What is wrong with everyone else???
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hi! i had a question regarding juvelic; is there any particular reason as to why nongender xlx are tagged as well? I don't mean to be rude, I just thought that juvelic was for gender-related xlx - like is it for a specific reason or just for ease of finding? ty ^^
We also thought it was gender-loving-gender, but apparently that's not as common a view as we thought? Shrugs.
I don't remember which of us started tagging non-gender orientations with juvelic, but seeing as I (Kond of PV) am not one of the main runners of this blog, I personally tag them with juvelic because I saw others in my system doing it. My best guess is that it's both for ease of finding and because of mirroring the tagging practices of the wider MOGAI community, since this is a community resource and all.
Anyway, here's (https://twilightvelvet.wordpress.com/2018/06/04/do-you-have-any-idea-if-theres-a-term-for-the/) the coining post for juvelic if you're curious.
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Bruh... I live in America and I'm starting to refuse that it really exists and is not, in fact, a shitty dystopian YA novel.
#especially after needing to restart my computer#essentially i did a mason cosplay...#especially since idk what kond of packaging it would come in#like... i love hats... but these are the only ones i look good in#I'm using random tags that I've made#i am small i contain chocolate milk#chimken#nuggests#spinch#ranibow sprimkle#that's america
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I... am weird and might have a slight crush(?) On a worker at the nearby drugstore.
He's always really nice (I know its a plus when working in customer service, ok. I know he's not just nice to me. Its to everyone ok? I get it.)
But he's got a really soothing voice and sometimes he says stuff that makes me blush even though I know its just to be polite. Like I will absolutely NOT be telling him. He doesn't need to know and doesn't need to be made uncomfortable. I'm also a cluster fuck of mental illness. No one needs to deal with that.
But today he was ringing me up at the register and told me to have a nice day and that he appreciated me and I just fjjdjsjdjdjd thank you random dude. I don't think you know how much that meant. I think he saw some of my fresher cuts and may have just... been trying to be kind to someone struggling but like... I think it takes a special kind of person to just... say something that kind to someone struggling. Particularly when you dont know them, or what theyre dealing with. He's got a very soft voice and I... just... I feel unsafe around most men I don't know... and like... weirdly enough I think I'd feel safe if locked in a room with this guy (not an ideal situation btw. But like. Out of most of the men I know or have met, this guy would not make me feel unsafe if i were locked in a room with no out with him. More men should be like this, thanks.) I hope he's having a good day, I hope life treats him kindly. I hope he knows his basic kindness means a lot to me, or to others around him. I won't be saying anything but I really hope, that someday life treats him kindly and sofly.
#yes this is dumb#i feel like sharing because im having feelings#but im not used to being talked to so softly and like????#thank you????#its appreciated and I kmow im having weird feelings about him#i know its prbably trauma and other stuff talking here#but like??? i still really hope life treats him kindly#i hope he can make others feel thay safe#its dumb i know i really do#but like... im not used to people being that soft with me even when they care#and when i know them well enough o have the assumption that they feel obligated to be kond to me#this guy has no obligation#like i genuinely hope everything goes well for him and hes able to be that soft and jond with others and make them feel better#like he does with me#yes i know its weir im sorry#but i konda need the world to have kinder people in general thanks#personal#please forgive my typos in the tags#im not correcting them#have a nice night!!!
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A symbol for paranoia? /nf
Love your art style!
[ID: Two drawings of a person with their shoulders raised, looking down and seeming very distressed. They are surrounded by eyes. In the left drawing the eyes are all brown. In the right drawing, the eyes are all green, and there is a green glow behind them. End IDs]
Thanks! Here's a symbol for paranoia, and then a green one that's self-indulgent. I hope these work, they're based on our own experiences of paranoia.
#Emojis#Custom emojis#petrichoremojis#Neurodivergent emojis#Paranoia#TMA emojis#The green one is TMA inspired hahaha.#Kond's tag#Requests#Nouns
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A year ago today, we got high and a monstrous personification of our subconscious managed to get our host, who had been frontstuck for over four years straight, out of front. There's a lot more background to it than that, but the summary is that this was a huge fucking deal. For the past year, we've actually been able to switch out main front, something we don't think we'd ever been able to do.
Shoutout to Idiosyncrasy, said monstrous personification of our subconscious, for doing all that. I'm packing a bowl for it and then I'm gonna call it to front.
#This is probably going to become a system holiday for us honestly or at the very least a date we consider historical and notable for us.#Being able to switch main front has had a MASSIVE impact on our life. We can't overstate it.#Enjoy your weed Idio. I hope you get wizard high.#Rambling#Kond's tag
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Top 10 Tracks of January - June 2022. In conclusion, I only really listen to two groups.
Thank you @yeoli for tagging!
JUST BREATHE (SKY-HI feat. 3RACHA) || 飛べるから (JO1) || MANIAC (Stray Kids) || CHARMER (Stray Kids) || LONELY ST (Stray Kids) || YOLO-KONDE (JO1 prod. by 3RACHA) || WITH US (JO1) || WALK IT LIKE I TALK IT (JO1) || TOUCH! (JO1) || CIRCUS (Stray Kids)
Tagging (including some of my SKZ blog -skzfaker- mutuals): @nahkajima @mxno @justlilnoob @applejongho @sungwanns @letsstaywithstraykids
#Stray Kids#JO1#all the other songs i listen to are old so#Oddinary#KIZUNA#Circus#my stuff#i don't think i've made this much gifs#tho it's a nice change from all the birthday gifs i always make
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by ChangeGirlYuki
Ship-wide quarantine due to a foreign virus causes Spock and Jim to be assigned as roommates. Which could be fun if not for Spock's secrect crush on his captain. Having to live with Jim, seeing him 24/7 turns out to be kond of torture for the half-Vulcan. But maybe his feelings are not as one-sided as he thinks?
Words: 1306, Chapters: 1/1, Language: English
Series: Part 10 of Roommates in Quarantine
Fandoms: Star Trek, Star Trek: Alternate Original Series (Movies), Star Trek: The Original Series
Rating: Not Rated
Warnings: Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings
Categories: M/M
Characters: James T. Kirk, Spock (Star Trek)
Relationships: James T. Kirk/Spock
Additional Tags: Quarantine, Alternate Universe - Roommates/Housemates, Team Bonding, Bonding, T'hy'la, Denial of Feelings, Crushes, Secret Crush, Teasing, boyfriend sweater, First Kiss, spirk, Fluff, Friends to Lovers
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sorry if this is, like, a bad question, but i see a lot of stuff from blogs i trust like yours about how dieting is unhealthy, which makes sense given how bad i feel whenever i try it. but I'm Fat, and weight has caused legitimate health problems in my family-my grandma couldnt even walk for the last 10 years of her life. I'm scared and I need to lose weight. How do i do that without some kond of diet or extreme exercise plan? Intuitive eating says eat when youre hungry, but thats how i got fat!
I think this question would be better directed at @bigfatscience or @heavyweightheart or even @swolerbear - they’re all more eloquent and gathered than I am on this subject.
I’d say check our related tags and understand where the problem lies. One has to be significantly overweight plus have other problems in order to no longer be able to walk on their own, it’s not just purely a weight issue. Additionally, other “weight based” health issues are often not caused by weight - such as diabetes actually being caused by the issue that may make one gain weight: insulin resistance.
So verify that this is even a potential problem for you.
I’m significantly overweight yet my legs are very strong with good circulation, however I am also young and haven’t had any issues that may cause leg problems.
My mother weighs less than me, but her legs are very painful and she may soon end up in a wheelchair. She’s overweight, but the problem is that she has had many issues with her legs in her life and is now getting older, which compounds the problem.
She blames her weight, but it’s actually not to blame - she used to wrestle, she’s tore out her knees several times, she has a “work through the pain” ideology and refuses medical care, etc. That’s the true source of her problems, rather than her weight, but because we live in a fatphobic society, she thinks it’s the weight.
My grandmother, before she passed, was overweight and got around fine. Then she started losing weight, and she stopped being able to walk. Even though she was in the “healthy” range, that “healthy” range came at the cost of muscle mass instead of fat, making her unable to walk.
Disabled people often end up overweight because of being unable to move as much. Doctors will tell them to eat less before they’ll try to treat the disability that’s actually causing the mobility problems.
https://whoneedssexed.com/tagged/fatphobia
https://whoneedssexed.com/tagged/diet%20culture
- mod BP
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Mr Blue - Baby Boo Ft. Ibraah, Baddest 47 MP3 DOWNLOAD
Mr Blue - #BabyBoo Ft. Ibraah, Baddest 47 MP3 DOWNLOAD
The gifted and famous Tanzanian rapper who’s known by his stage name, Mr Blue sparks up a brand-new tune tagged “Baby Boo” The single is finally out and is produced by Mr T-Touch and it features the Konde Gang recording artist known popularly as Ibraah, and the rapper and record producer, Baddest 47. Moreover, the lyrical flow will have you update your music collection with this tune included.…

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could you make a symbol like these but for "it"? with a human, an animal or an object, any works i don't really care either way
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Here's some variants! I did a version with a person as usual, and then a version with an animal and a version with an object since you mentioned them. There are two versions with the talker because I coloured the lines at first by mistake. The colours of the word are an it/its flag that I'm actually not sure who the original is by.
Here's a fifth variant, the word colours coming from the anomalous it/its flag by @eparchclass. The person depicted is us, hahaha. It's very self-indulgent but I figured we'd post it anyway.
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#emojis#custom emojis#petrichoremojis#pronoun emojis#it-its#it#requests#Kond's tag#pronouns#May do a variant with a different it-its flag. Not sure about this one honestly.#gillipopp
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