#Kir

[quzen]

Leona but he’s tutti frutti >:]

i struggled so fuckin hard with this Im starting to think you want me to draw Leona with pastels all the time LMAO (pretty sure you were the one to tell me that last time anyway-) im hoping its not cheating to lower opacity....

[clownakai]

Detco + text posts, 7/?

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[doe-eye-oswald]

Ah yes the only correct way to watch detective conan: choosing one of the two dozen characters you find interesting and watching all of their episodes before you move on to the next one.

Eventually you'll have seen most of the important stuff

[hakogyi]

BREAKING: the most toxic duo is currently rotting your brain and you need to see more of them NOW!

keep reading for my very incoherent thoughts about these two

i'm crying idk why i'm so attached to ginkir suddenly but they are currently my guilty pleasure brainrot. i know gin is so so so toxic to kir (and to everyone else. what's new) but i don't ship them in the "i want them to fall in love and kiss" way i need them in the "gin is strangely and inexplicably obsessed with kir and the series will end with kir killing him with his own gun" way (incoming spoilers for movies 20 and 26 + the kir arc/the shuichi akai special collection)

i'm probably reaching with this but bear with me. gin is an impulsive, violent man. his first instinct when faced with anything is to take out his gun and shoot. he's shot kir multiple times - in the darkest nightmare, when she and bourbon were chained to a pole for being on the NOC list, then in black iron submarine, when she was standing in between gin and the eur•p•l agent he wanted dead. OKAY. but he's never shot her with the intent of killing her AND I KNOW THAT'S A LOW BAR BUT BEAR WITH ME.

gin kills as a safeguard!! he killed akemi because of her relationship with an fb! agent and she'd become a liability. he wants to kill haibara because she escaped and is a liability. but after kir gets literally captured by the fb! AND is suspected to be a NOC, gin doesn't...gaf?? gin goes through so much trouble to get her back alive when he could've just blown up all the fb! vans and gotten rid of not only kir, who may have become a liability at this point, but also a bunch of fb! agents to snipe their manpower?? ok gin

"she's an absolute beast when she's cornered" ok gin. ok. is it also because she's the only woman apart from vermouth who dares to manhandle you. is that it. ok gin. i'm nowhere near done with this quote yet i fear i've truly lost my mind. gin is so clearly impressed by the lie she told him about brutally murdering the c!a agents but from what he actually sees of her firsthand he knows she doesn't like to kill. he literally has to keep telling her "don't hesitate". gin's not dumb! he should have caught on to her lie by now! he should already know in his BONES that kir is a NOC! AND SHE'S STILL ALIVE?? ok gin

the close-up shot of kir's hand on gin's in black iron submarine as she stops him from pulling the lever. people d!ed (me). on a side note i feel like i understand gin on a whole new level after these revelations. i mean have you seen kir

to conclude i think gin is really, really strangely tolerant of kir and i love thinking about him having some sort of weird confused one-sided obsession with her that he doesn't know how to express apart from doing what he always does and holding her at gunpoint. i want this series to end with kir shooting him dead because YES i know gin's true long-established rival (cough 恋人 cough) and the one who will probably actually do him in is shuichi but shuichi's not the one who's been subjected to gin's impulsive bloodthirsty whims as part of his little evil squad ok. rena deserves this just as much as shuichi does

ok about the actual art. sorry i probably could've translated all of my ginkir thoughts into a much better more intense and analytical comic but then i started giggling like a crazy person and this happened. sorry i made gin too babygirl. i need kir to kiss me

[sachirobabe]

Hiii i’ve seen all your works and wonder if you can do Kuroo n Sachiro hcs with y/n pranking him that “every girls need to shed their skin once a month” while using the peeling mask and ask if they want to peel “the old skin” for them?

You can search that trend on tik tok OMG it’s god damn hilarious 😂, old trend but still makes me laugh so hard whenever coming across the vid.

Thank you so much for reading my reqs n please just enjoy and take your time!!

these are hilarious omg i love watching these when they come up on my fyp, i hope i did an okay job, ty for requesting babes😊🫶🏽

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Kuroo Tetsurou

You had been seeing this trend all over TikTok, now, your boyfriend was chronically online, but you’re hopeful he hadn’t seen it yet and would give you a funny reaction.

As you applied the thick layer of a peel-off mask, you impatiently wait for it to dry, checking your bedroom door to make sure he wasn’t coming in and catching you in the act.

Once it was finally dry, you went off to find him in the apartment. He was laying on the couch, his long legs dangling off the end, his hand lazily held up his phone and he scrolled through Instagram.

“Hey, Tetsu.” You do your best to smile, already feeling the mask peeling by your mouth. He returns your smile, turning off his phone and sitting up, bringing his arms out for you to cuddle with him. “Do you want to help me with something?”

“Sure, what’s up, babe?” He asks and slightly frowns when he sees you take a seat next to him instead of in his lap. He notices a shiny layer of…something on your face.

You took a deep breath, pretending to be nervous. His radar immediately went off and now he was worried something had happened. “You know how every girl needs to shed their skin once a month, right?”

His expression shifted from concerned to confusion, “Wait, what? What do you mean shed your skin?”

“Yeah,” You insisted, trying to keep a straight face, “like when a girl is near her period, she needs to shed.”

“Do you…mean the lining of the uterus?” He asks even more confused, because that’s the only shedding he knows…and he can’t really help much when it comes to that.

You shake your head and maintain composure, “No, I mean on my face. I need help peeling off my old skin, do you think you can help?”

He blinks, clearly baffled, “This wasn’t taught during school.”

“It’s kind of a secret with girls, you remember how they separated the girls and boys? Well, this is why.” You say.

“Okay…” he says skeptically, “I’ll help you, babe.”

You grew excited internally, “Here, start from the edge.” You guide his hand to your face, where it was already lifting. He looks at you cautiously, not wanting to hurt you. “It won’t hurt, don’t worry.” You chuckle.

He nods and decides to give it a shot, he hesitates for a moment, but then carefully takes the edge of the “skin” and began peeling it off. His expression is shocked, revealing the smooth skin underneath, “This isn’t real?!”

“Yes it is! I was just nervous to tell you, so I never asked you to help me.” You say, trying to prolong his reaction.

“This is so weird! Why does it come off like this?” He says baffled.

You laugh, not able to hold it in longer and he’s even more confused now. “Tetsu,” you laugh, holding your stomach, “It’s a face mask, babe.”

He froze, but then bursts out laughing, “I thought I had a lizard girlfriend for a second there.”

You grinned and hugged him, “Aww, did I get you?”

He wraps his arms around you securely and continues to chuckles, “I’ll get you back, babe. I won’t forget it.”

Hirugami Sachiro

Your boyfriend sat at the kitchen table, doing some homework. You had gotten the idea from a particularly funny TikTok and decided it’d be perfect to try on him.

You quickly apply the face mask and wait until it’s dry to go interrupt his productive work. “Hi, Sachiro.” You called softly.

You drew his attention from his books and laptop, “Hi, sweetheart.” He smiles, grateful for the well needed break. “Everything alright?” He opens his arms and you sit softly in his lap, his arms wrapped securely around you.

Your expression grew serious, catching him off guard, “You’re aware that every month girls need to shed their skin, right?”

He furrows his brows, not understanding, “What? I’ve never heard of that.”

“Yeah, every girl does it, but it’s supposed to be a secret.” You held in your laughter at his cute expression. “Do you think you could help me?”

“Help you…peel your skin?” He asks to confirm what you’re asking him to do.

You nod, he thinks you’re oddly calm about this, “It’s my time of the month, and I want my dear boyfriend to help me.” You smile at him, feeling the mask peel a little.

He notices the ring around your mouth, he’s even more confused than he is in organic chemistry currently. “Your dear boyfriend is confused.” He chuckles. You try your best to explain it to him again, and still, he looks at you as if you’re crazy. “Are you feeling well, sweetheart?” He asks

You softly laugh, “I feel fine. Here, let me guide you.” You offer and he nods, giving you permission to continue.

He can feel something ready to be peeled, “Is this normal? I think you’re lying.” He says skeptically.

“I’m serious! Please help.” You pout.

He can’t say no to that face, “Okay, okay.” He says and begins peeling the “skin”, his jaw drops open as he sees that it is indeed peeling off.

“Oh, this one’s a good one. Last month’s was very patchy.” You comment and he looks baffled that this is happening.

“I don’t even…is this supposed to—what is going on?” He stumbles over his words and continues peeling.

You could barely contain your laughter, his face contorts even more at your laugh, wondering what was so funny. “Honey,” you laugh uncontrollably, “it’s just a face mask.”

“I didn’t believe it for a second!” He tries to save himself, “I knew you were lying.”

“Oh sure.” You continue laughing.

“It’s true!” He pouts at you.

You hugged him tightly, “I saw it on TikTok.”

“I will be getting you back.” He points a finger at you in attempts to make you intimidated—it doesn’t work.

[queen-of-ships169]

There's something really gay about these two riding the same motorcycle idk

[desireesart]

The weirdest sleeping pose..

[zimtphilosoph]

[suleikazuleika]

[t4tadrienette]

Oh she's so funny. Also, give it up to Vermouth who like plays the double game, she doesn't care much, she just does whatever. She has vital informations? Good luck to you guys I guess, none of her business

[coffeeviolinist]

DetCo Character Deaths That Would Make the Series Better

Disclaimer: this has nothing to do with how much I like any of these characters, it's just about how their deaths could impact the plot.

With that being said, too many characters are staying alive, so let's start (hypothetically) killing off a few for the plot.

Ran

Shinichi/Conan makes so many decisions that, in his mind, are for Ran's benefit. He thinks that by keeping her in the dark, he's protecting her - which I heavily disagree with, but that's a post for another time - so by killing Ran off anyway, it would drive the narrative that Shinichi isn't infallible and that sometimes, his best effort still won't be enough. Or, perhaps even more tragically, Ran could die because Shinichi kept her in the dark - because he refused to be open with her about the very real danger, and she ended up paying the price for it.

2. Kogoro

Basically for the same reasons as Ran.

3. Camel

Honestly, Camel really should have died in the FBI Serial Murder case simply because it would have made the BO seem like an actual threat for once. Killing off a bunch of random FBI agents that I doubt anyone actually cares about just doesn't have the same impact that killing off someone who's actually relevant to the plot like Camel would. Also, I'm fairly certain that the BO has never actually gotten a win against Akai and Conan, so having their plan to save Camel fail would, again, show that as capable as they are, they're not immune to failing.

I'm also always just down to give Akai even more reasons to feel guilty over his failures, so there's that.

4. Kir

From what we've seen, she's basically Akai's earpiece into everything that's happening within the BO. If Kir were to die, that would leave the FBI without an inside source, which would force them to look elsewhere for intel (*cough* Bourbon *cough*).

Also, girlie has narrowly escaped Gin SO many times, lol. At some point, her luck is bound to run out.

5. "Innocent" characters/any characters who aren't involved with the BO

We've seen before that the BO (particularly Gin) are more than willing to kill bystanders just for being in the wrong place at the wrong time. Conan himself was almost sniped in the FBI murder case and really only got out of it because Kir managed to divert Gin's attention. Hypothetically, you could have the same thing happen to one of the "innocent" characters - let them get caught in the crossfire somehow, or have them see something they weren't supposed to - and not only would it drive home the point that no one is safe from the BO, but it might also force Conan and his allies to re-evaluate how they're choosing to approach the mission.

[clownakai]

Detco + text posts, 6/?

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[doe-eye-oswald]

So... is it ever addressed in the show how Bourbon actively investigating Akai’s death and involving other BO members with it really put Kir in danger? Like, whether he cared or not, he must have realised that if Akai was still alive she must've helped fake his death.

Or did that just get swept under the rug like the rest of Kir's existence?

[missmolsa]

Nothing to see here, just a movie star and a newscaster hanging out and participating in legal activities.

Og illustration after the cut:

[ultimateanna]

[queen-of-ships169]

Continuing the cross-posting

I just wanna see Vermouth interrogating Kir in a gayer way, ok?