#Kinger x nori

[ervikirvi]

VALENTINES DAY TADC SHIP LIST NO MATTER HOW MUCH CRACK WAS PUT INTO THEM‼️

Checkmates (Queenie X Kinger)

//#1 Checkmates Fan and you can bite me on that. They have encompassed my entire brain and personality at this point

//God save the Queen

//Long Live the King

Leaderboard (Queenie X Kinger X Caine)

//absolutely beautiful 10/10 I love it more than Royalteeth

//I love it when Queenie is brought back from the dead, makes the plot very interesting

Royalteeth (Kinger X Caine)

//Kinger in a relationship without Queenie involved is a one-sided relationship [in my brain]

//Anyways 8/10 I love seeing what the fandom comes up with

Nephilim (Kinger X God’s Angel)

//I’m coining this name, it’s now Nephilim, none of you can stop me HAHAHAHAAHA

//One-sided, but more in the sense that the Angel is still trying to eat him

//still using the dead wife trick too

//god save the king

Royalslug (Kinger X The Gloink Queen)

//I don’t know how it will happen, but it would be the funniest thing ever

//Kinger probably started talking about bugs and she took it as flirting

//anyways chess slug children when? although-after-mating-Gloink-kings-die-according-to-gooseworx

Slugbug (Queenie X The Gloink Queen)

//cmon Queen and Queen—it’s perfect

//bugs

//bugs

//and also more bugs

//I feel like it would be healthier than royalslug

Norking (Kinger X Nori from Murder Drones) + Norqeenie (Queenie X Nori)

//29/10 absolutely perfect in every way

//Kinger would fumble so many times it wouldn’t even be funny

//he gets too flustered or just genuinely doesn’t know what to do

//Queenie and Nori would be flirting with each other all the time

//she’d make herself fit in the back of their robes like a cat

//dead wife x dead wife let’s go [now I’m wondering about Kinger X Khan]

The genius Tumblr user who came up with it:

——>@distantmaniacallaugh fifty years ago you told me you’d like to be tagged in any posts involving Norking because you are god of this ship and hopefully you don’t break my windows if I’m wrong [funnily enough Norking is where I first interacted with you]

Okay for NON-Kinger-and-Queenie ships

Jesterdoll/Buttonblossom (Pomni x Ragatha)

//fuck yeah I can see it🔥

//my second go-to after Checkmates

//I don’t have much to say since I don’t think about them very often but Pomni would 100% sacrifice her life for Ragatha

Abstragedy (Zooble X Gangle)

//Been a shipper since Episode 3, Episode 4 only confirmed my [not real] suspicions

//I’ve been wanting to get into this side of the community more but I just haven’t been able to

//maybe it’s because you guys are crazy-crazy (lovingly, in the same way I’m with Queenie and Kinger) and I’m just a casual viewer—not sure

Bluetooth

//GOD DAMN

//THE ART???? THE ART?????

//WE NEED TO BE DRAWING MORE OF BLUETOOTH, I NEED TO START DRAWING BLUETOOTH

//BUT SERIOUSLY HOW? HOW DID THE FANDOM JUST DECIDE “yeah make ‘em’ sexy” FOR THE MOON? THE MOON

//although “canonically” the Moon fucks Caine so WHYNOT?

//god I love this fandom

Kaufmo X Jax

//The fandom carries this entire ship on their shoulders and I’m loving it

//Only interacted onscreen after Kaufmo’s death and it was very short-lived

//Probably not a healthy relationship in the long-run

[distantmaniacallaugh]

I MADE ART FOR NORKING (kinger x Uzis mom)

I AM NOT ASHAMED OF MYSELF. ITS YOUR JOB AS THE AUDIENCE TO EITHER CHANGE THAT OR ENDURE MORE

She’s entranced by his hot dad bod. He’s entranced by her murderous intent. A tale as old as time. Also Queenie has two hands

[evanostic]

i wanted to draw like 5 different artworks but time said NOPE

[wheezecheese]

You’ve given me the worst idea ever.

[timmydeer]

Just realized I never did a intro post-

DNI:

Those weird asf porn bots..

Commission/money/donation beggars

Bigots

ANYONE who sexualizes minors, furries, or any regressors (any form of regression)

If you think minor x adult is okay

If you do not support polyamorous relationships

Strawpage:

Pronouns:

I mainly use he/him/his/them/their/they but it/its is fine too, though this is not preferred. My neopronouns consist of: fel/feli/felis/feliself/paw/paws/pawself/purr/purrs/purrself

Anywhere else you may find me:

JanitorAi: Timmydeer

Pinterest: TimmyDeer

Ponytown: TimmyDeer

(I can sense a running theme here..)

Fandoms:

A Series Of Unfortunate Events

Murder Drones

Andy’s Apple Farm

Five Nights At Freddy’s

Marauders Era

Little Misfortune

Gravity Falls

Fran Bow

Bluey

The Owl House

The Amazing Digital Circus

Nimona

Hilda

My favorite ships:

Murder Drones:

BiscuitJocks (N x Thad)

VioletViolence (V x Uzi)

BusinessBites (Uzi x J)

BloodyBows (Doll x Lizzy)

Emibecca (Emily x Rebecca)

Alinoryeva (Alice x Nori x Yeva)

Full company (Uzi x N x V x J)

Andy’s Apple Farm:

Baylee x Melody (Idk their ship name)

The Amazing Digital Circus:

ButtonBlossom (Pomni x Ragatha)

KingLeader (Caine x Kinger)

Abstragedy (Zooble x Gangle)

Silly Strings (Gangle x Pomni x Ragatha)

ScaredyLovers (Gangle x Pomni)

The Lads (Gummigoo x Chad x Max)

Gravity Falls:

Fiddauthor (Fiddleford x Stanford)

Fictionkins:

Hunter (The Owl House)

V (Murder Drones)

Theriotypes:

Cat (Unknown breed)

Fox

Raccoon

Australian mountain dog

Maned wolf

Additional:

I am a multishipper so if you have a problem with that, please just leave.

I do struggle with sh and suicidal thoughts so I might mention it.

[distantmaniacallaugh]

KINGER WOULD BANG UZIS MOM 3AM UPDATE

It’s three in the morning and I’m thinking about fucking. Norking. Kinger x Uzis mom. I’m. I’ve reached a new low

FACTS about this godforsaken crossover au idea I have now:

Everything happens because Jax accidentally causes a singularity by telling Caine to divide 0 by 69

the resulting explosion blasts the computer they’re in into space

it somehow lands on murder drones planet

Uzis mom finds it and Kinger just. pops out or something

Uzi immediately likes Kinger because he’s genuinely interested in that gun she built

Kinger gives N exactly one scrap of validation, pats him on the head, and N is like “gee gosh thanks sir!” He cries later.

Uzis mom complains about her lack of mobility as a crab thing, Kinger consistently shows sympathy and she’s like. What the fuck. You’re weird. What are you doing stop that. Meanwhile Kingers just like ???’:] ???

kinger ends up repairing her at some point. He’s very gentle, of course. Uzis mom has literally no idea what to do with this.

she doesn’t ask what his name is for. Literal weeks.

forced proximity because they’re trying to fix the computer to get the rest of the cast out?? Uzi tries to help?? Unsuccessfully??

why am I giving this. Plot

oh god

kinger opens up about missing his human body at one point and Uzis mom is just like. You’re a what now.

Kingers like yup. I was human before this. It was nice, I think. I really miss having bones. (She’s reaching for a gun)

He and Kahn play cards together

Kahn is like. Listen. you just treat my wife good now. I failed her and she deserves better than me and I see that but you better treat her right because I sure couldn’t.

Kinger immediately tries to comfort him and shares about his own wife, thinking Khans like, blaming himself for losing her in the first place, when in reality he was just. A coward

Kahn, a coward, never corrects him

They don’t like, wall-e kiss at any point. He ends up falling asleep holding her, and she’s like.,,,,emotions,,,other than..,rage…,oh my god,,,,..,,..

uzi supports all of this and takes bets on when her mom will fuck the weird chess guy. Thad is winning

Kinger teaches Thad how to shoot firearms

he chess-shuffles into a blizzard at one point looking for parts, Uzis mom has to rescue him and give him this full pep talk on how he should get his shit together. And he’s like. I would if I could ma’am (he calls her ma’am because he’s scared of her) (as he should be)

The size difference is enough he can literally hold her in the palm of his hand and that’s a WAY cuter mental image than it should be, what’s HAPPENING to me

Kinger has a full on crisis when he realizes he likes her romantically. And chess shuffles into a blizzard. Again.

Queenie pulls a mufasa lion king apparition from beyond the grave to tell him it’s ok to bang Uzis mom

Kingers like staring up into the sky with icicles hanging off him and just goes *voicecrack* “OkAy!1”

“How would you like being stuck in a hunk of garbage like this!? It’s disgusting!”

“Huh?? I don’t think you’re disgusting at all!”

“Oh come on! You literally wipe down the keyboard every time you use it, and every time you touch me you get oil all over your stupid gloves— just admit you feel bad for me and get on with it!”

if I write any more dialogue this is ending up on ao3

IF I HAVE TO WRITE A 40K ABOUT KINGER BANGING UZIS MOM. I AM GOING TO DIE. GOOSNIGHT

[ervikirvi]

I FORGOT HOW TO DRAW KINGER

@distantmaniacallaugh