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whining-ylthin · 2 years ago

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Iskander Khayon, as written by Aaron Dembski-Bowden: "my oversized form clearly crosses the threshold of the so-called uncanny valley, it is physically fit yet utterly sexless, a slab of meat encased in ceramite that raises dread rather than awe in mere mortals"

Ahzek Ahriman, as written by Graham McNeill: "oh, Lemuel, I can see you're staring quite... longingly at my Astartes chest, my big beefy baps, my muscle-bound manly mammaries, MY TREMENDOUSLY TURBULENT TRANSHUMAN TURBO-TATAS, are you as impressed by my ♂️ peak ♂️ masculine ♂️ physique ♂️ as I am every time I look into the mirror?"

#warhammer 40k #thousand sons #Talon of Horus #A Thousand Sons #find yourself someone who looks at you the way McNeill looks at his big manly men #I have a lot of obvious issues with his writing but goddamn if I can't appreciate his enthusiasm for bara #similarly ADB's strict adherence to the lore is commendable and thematically on point #but also boring and kind of cis-het-manish #Khayon should just be a closeted trans lesbian #it'd at least make her slightly interesting

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