#Kerb

[madmoose2072]

Me btw if you even care

(Im obsessed with making these right now)

Look at him!!

[1hellofacookie]

cryptid that randomly appeared in my inbox like 3 years ago is suddenly in my home what do i do

they're super fucking funny tho, ig they can stay yeah

[tawneybel]

A thought occurred to me regarding Kerb (Edgar the Bug). Is there a good reason he DIDN'T kill Beatrice? It's true she posed no threat to him, but it did allow J & K to get their first hints as to what was going on - particularly concerning the fact that the first hint she had that something was wrong was Kerb being too nice compared to Edgar.

Good question. I rewatched that scene and started analyzing Beatrice and Edgar’s dynamic, then I realized Kerb probably just had low blood sugar. 

[smellofwater]

Wandering - The Green Hollow

[isacksteban]

"i cant believe alpine are treating jack so poorly" and you ignored how they treated esteban for five whole years because you thought he was a bad driver/teammate.

[thesilicontribesman]

Yockenthwaite Bronze Age Kerbed Cairn, nr. Kettlewell, Yorkshire Dales

[grogumaximus]

[madmoose2072]

Love note

[1hellofacookie]

it's dangerous to go alone, here, take this

omg its Bogariel Frogariel!! my boy!

[tawneybel]

I now it’s not X Reader, but I’m imagining the encounter between Edgar and Kerb in MIB going a lot… differently. By that, I mean they fuck in the barn since it turns out Kerb is in a rut, and he’d like something to fuck and Edgar… well, he guesses it beats dying, even if he’s saying that he ain’t gay the whole time. Edgar’s potbelly is bulging out even further on Kerb’s colossal bug cock, and it only gets more prominent when Kerb cums in him and makes his gut swell like a balloon with his seed. I dunno, just surprised no one’s written anything like that yet.

Edgar is so ungrateful. Doesn’t appreciate Beatrice. Doesn’t appreciate buggery. Xeno-buggery. 

It is kinda odd there’s not really an Edgar/Kerb fandom. FurAffinity has some decent Edgar the Bug art, but a lot of it contains stuff I’m not into. If there was any plain ol’ Kerb-on-Edgar (or any human) that would make me so happy.

Anyway, that scenario. 🥵 Monster-on-guy, size difference, cum-inflation. 

Most of my fave M/M ships have at least one non-human member lol. Stupid sexy space invaders.

[edkerberos]

sniperspy give a little kiss kiss but then they look over and pyro is just….. staring at them. no soul behind those goggles. they kinda freaked out by this but then all of a sudden pyro starts following them around like a little kid and their parents.

i love this ask ahaha "give a little kiss kiss" is so cute! i dont believe ive drawn characters kissing very much before, but i tried here for you :'D

also, thanks for asking for pyro stuff actually! pyro is my third favorite character (aside from sniper and spy, of course) so i had a lot of fun with this :-) hopefully its as much fun to you as it was for me to draw! bonus:

(sorry i didnt draw them following sniper and spy around :'D)

[paperkoifish]

Wow... I love women..

Just throwing ideas in a pile rn ill def draw fem klance (klena??) in the future trust

Here's their names:

Shiro, Shiho

Keith, Kaitlyn "Kait"

Lance, Lena

Hunk, Huni

Matt, Madeline "Maddie"

Ok im gonna ramble a bit in the tags bear with me

[petit-papillion]

Better picture of the Vegas kerbs.

📸 Sky Sports

[thesilicontribesman]

Summerhouse Hill Bronze Age Cairn, Yealand Conyers, Lancashire

[grogumaximus]

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[1hellofacookie]

took us like 3 years but @curbstompmeplz n I are finally meeting up