#Kellen Schneider

[ramavoite]

I was going through old episodes and was going to gif this, but....it's just not the same without being able to hear Brennan yell, "TITTIES!" So, video.

[bluecrowsfly]

song of the day yesterday was:

IHATEMETOO - LIL PHAG, Danny Gonzalez, Felony Steve, Kellen Schneider

[mystic-mikey]

For the ask game:

11, 17, 23, 29 and 30.

(Feel free to answer as many as you want. You don't have to do all of them)

11: A song that you never get tired of

Either New God of Fuck by Don Yellow or Krispy Kreme by NextYoungin ft ppcocaine both of these songs are objectively shitty but I love them so so so much.

17: A song that would sing a duet with on karaoke

me and Leo on IHATEMETOO by LIL PHAG ft Danny Gonzalez, Felony Steve & Kellen Schneider WHEN

23: A song that you think everybody should listen to

Beautiful is Boring by BONES UK or Ram It Down by Dorian Electra ft Mood Killer, Lil Marko & Lil Texas both are very important to me

29: A song that you remember from your childhood

Bitch Please by Snoop Dogg ft Nate Dogg & Xzibit (don't ask why i was listening to Snoop as a kid its bc I'm cultured)

30: A song that reminds you of yourself

ART GANG MONEY by Swervy ft REDDY and ETERNAL NAUSEA by Black Dresses

[breakingnewsnetwork]

Zac: Now, I’ve shown you the basics. How to make a peanut butter sandwich. And now, I am going to, I forgot, peel this onion without hands or tools using these mittens?

Making Peanut Butter Sandwiches With a Bowling Ball

[image description of four gifs:

1. Kellen Schneider and Ryan Creamer smile as Kellen says “Let’s check in with Tom, who is finally finished making sandwiches.” (Headline reads: Famous For Shallow Graves) 2. Zac Oyama looks relieved. He says “Oh, thank God.” before hitting a red bowling ball with the open end of a jar of peanut butter once more and smearing the peanut butter on a piece of bread. (Headline reads: A Sandwich Content Sandwich) 3. Ryan says “That’s right. Now, we’re going to learn how to peel an onion without a knife, and both of our hands in big mittens.” 4. Zac looks confused and responds “Say what?” A pair of mittens are slid over to him. He puts down the sandwich near a stack of poorly made sandwiches.]

[beealexander]

babie clown doo doo doodoo doo

[emilyblame]

fuck you, Sharon.

[see-you-in-the-future]

wait whats going on with waterparks rn??

Skskfjdhjdsjns okay imma tag this because I’ve been getting a lot of the same questions,, (also I’m not good at posting about any band drama so don’t come at me if I have a few things wrong)

So to start off,,,,,,, a lot of people have been saying that Awsten has changed as a person, even saying that this has happened since he moved to LA and since he started hanging out with Elijah Daniel as well as Kellen Schneider and other internet faces.

And those people played a part with the whole Victoria Justice hashtag ordeal, so that’s what I kinda mean when I say that they sort of affected Awsten. Recently, Elijah and Awsten as well as other people they know went to Kylie Jenner’s 4th of July party.

Prior to this, a lot of what people say about him changing has been a more heated discussion. There have been people getting upset over the fact that he’s been hanging out with huge influencers which also goes with the claim that he’s changed. Earlier, Elijah has acknowledged this topic

There’s been sort of a debate wether they think Awsten changing was negative or if people should leave him alone. This is all I know pretty much, I’m probably forgetting something but if you want to talk about it more feel free to dm me

[kjclfaller]

I have 5 episodes of ATSP left which concludes to 5 hours and I REALLY REALLY want to return to the start with this one

[masculinepeacock]

HOLLIS’S TOP TEN BREAKING NEWS EPISODES

10. Good Morning, River View High

[Mike Trapp, Becca Scott, Ryan Creamer, Tao Yang. Season 3, Episode 16. Becca Scott <3333]

9. Weatherman Confuses El Niño with La Llorona

[Rekha Shankar, Raphael Chestang, Lily Du, Tao Yang, Katie Marovitch. Season 2, Episode 11. I do love to see Katie Marovitch bully her friends.]

8. Bartending, Improv, and Other Trends of 2011

[Brennan Lee Mulligan, Amy Vorpahl, Lily Du, Tao Yang. Season 4, Episode 3. I think about National Call Your Dead Grandma's Day almost all of the time.]

7. U2 Gets Me Too'd At a Scooby Doo Read-Through

[Camirin Farmer, Tao Yang, Raphael Chestang, Brennan Lee Mulligan. Season 3, Episode 10. Watch a man lose his mind, and watch another man hold true to his morals.]

6. True Facts About Grant Anthony O'Brien

[Brennan Lee Mulligan, Grant Anthony O'Brien, Lily Du, Tao Yang. Season 2, Episode 15. It took my five tries to get through this episode. Do with that what you will.

5. Sam Reich Launches Dropout America

[Sam Reich, Brennan Lee Mulligan, Katie Marovitch, Carolyn Page, Elaine Carroll. Season 5, Episode 2. people bullying their boss? you love to see it.]

4. Dinosaurs Were Technically Birds

[Sam Reich, Elaine Carroll, Brennan Lee Mulligan, Kellen Schneider. Season 2, Episode 19. "Oh God in Heaven, I don't know if I know five more birds."]

3. Bummer Tornado Destroys Cool Jail

[Erika Ishii, Brennan Lee Mulligan, Amy Vorpahl, Mike Trapp. Season 2, Episode 1. Amy simply loses her mind.]

2. Brian Hitler Is One of the 10 Worst Brians

[Mike Trapp, Ally Beardsley, Brennan Lee Mulligan, Zac Oyama. Season 3, Episode 18. A lactose intolerant man powers through.]

1. Grant Anthony O'Brien Has a Mouthful of Water

[Lily Du, Grant Anthony O'Brien, Mike Trapp, Sam Reich. Season 4, Episode 2. Grant gets bullied, and none of Mike's meanest lines are scripted.]

ty sav @grasslandgirl for tagging me <3 also casey @aberfaeth here is my official list! but i encourage everyone to do this!!

[a-m-e-t-h-y-s-t-r-o-s-e]

Going back to the Roman Polanski petition and the Epstein files, just the ones I’ve seen so far, it’s so incredibly disheartening seeing how many entertainers and people I generally held in positive regard are on these lists. There is, of course, the chance they didn’t know anything and were just shuttled around as being famous rich people, but...man. They’re on the same list as people we know are cretins, so there’s no way of actually knowing who is and isn’t good. It’s like trying to tell which porn is and isn’t consensual, you just can’t.

anyway here’s a list so far of all the elites named in the epstein files, or who supported roman polanski’s relase after he was arrested for raping a teenage girl:

SIGNED PETITION TO RELEASE ROMAN POLANSKI AFTER HE WAS ARRESTED FOR RAPING A 13-YEAR-OLD GIRL AND FLEEING THE COUNTRY ---------- Adrien Brody Alejandro G. Inarritu Alexander Payne Alexandre Desplat Alfonso Cuaron Asia Argento (apologized, regrets) Buck Henry Darren Aronofsky David Lynch Emma Thompson (claims to have signed, asked for her name to be removed) Guillermo Del Toro Harmony Korine Harrison Ford Jean-Jacques Annaud Jeremy Irons Jerry Schatzberg John Landis Jonathan Demme Julian Schnabel Kristin Scot Thomas Marin Scorsese Michael Mann Mike Nichols Monia Bellucci Natalie Portman (apologized, regrets) Neil Jordan Paul Auster Penelope Cruz Stephen Frears Steven Soderbergh Terry Gilliam Tilda Swinton Tom Tykwer Walter Salles Wes Anderson Wim Wenders Woody Allen Xavier Dolan (apologized, regrets)

CELEBRITIES NAMED IN EPSTEIN FILES ------------- Adam Perry Lang Akon Alan Dershowitz Alberto Pinto Alec Baldwin Alyssa Rogers Anderson Cooper Andrea Mitrovich Andres Pastrana Anthony Kiedis Audrey Raimbault Barack Obama Ben Affleck Beyonce Bill Clinton Bill Gates Bill Hammond Bill Murray Brian Affleck Caren Casey Casey Wasserman Charlie Sheen Chelsea Handler Chris Tucker Chris Wagner Cindy Lopez Claire Hazel Courtney Love Dan Schneider David Koch David Yarovesky Demi Moore Donald Trump Doug Band Ed Tuttle Ehud Barak Ellen Spencer Eminem Emmy Taylor Eva Dubin Fleur Perry Land Freya Wissing Gary Roxburgh George Mitchell Ghislaine Maxwell Glen Dubin Greg Holbert Gwen Stefani Gwendolyn Beck Hank Coller Heather Mann Henry Jarecki Henry Rosovsky Itzhak Perlman James Franco James Gunn Jean Luc Brunel Jean Michelle Gathy Jeffery Epstein Jeffery Jones Jim Carrey Jimmy Kimmel Joe Pagino John Cusack John Glenn Juan Pablo Molyneux Juliette Bryant Justin Roiland Kathy Griffin Katy Perry Kelly Spamm Kevin Spacey Kirsty Rodgers Larry Summers Larry Visoski (pilot of Lolita Express) Laura Wasserman Lawrence Krauss Linda Pinto Lisa Summers Lynn Forester De Rothchild Madonna Mandy Ellison Marc Collins-Rector Mark Epstein Mark Lloyd Marvin Minsky Melinda Luntz Meryl Streep Michelle Wolf Nadia Marcinkova Naomi Campbell Natalie Blachon De Perrier Nichole Junkermann Oliver Sachs Paul Hala Paul Mellon Paula Epstein Peter Marino Pharrel Williams Prince Andrew of England Quentin Tarantino Ralph Ellison Ray Barzanna Ricardo Legoretta Robert Downey Jr Rodney Slater Ron Burke Ron Eppinger Sandy Burger Sarah Kellen Seth Green Shawn Carter (Jay-Z) Shelley Harrison Shelley Lewis Sophie Biddle Stefani Germanotta (Lady Gaga) Steven Colbert Stephen Collins Stephen Hawking Steven Spielberg Steven Tyler Svetlana Griaznova Teala Davies Tiffany Gramza Tom Hanks Tom Pritzker Tyler Grasham Victor Salva Virginia Roberts Wanda Sykes Will Ferrell Will Smith Woody Allen

KNOWN SEX PESTS NOT OTHERWISE NAMED ------------ Bill Cosby Drake Harvey Weinstein Jada Pinkett-Smith R. Kelly

[agust-dyke]

i was tagged by @jiminswn to post 13 songs i’ve been listening to lately (thank you alice!! 💕) so in no particular order

all the things she said - poppy

IHATEMETOO - LIL PHAG, danny gonzalez, felony steve, kellen schneider

vroom vroom - charli XCX

mama - my chemical romance

killdozer - kim dracula

dragostea din tei - o-zone

cry - ashnikko ft. grimes

THOT! - TOKYO’S REVENGE

f-word your dad - LIL PHAG

money machine - 100 gecs

1-800-CLOSE-UR-EYES - kim dracula

S.L.U.T. - ppcocaine

no flex - tiny meat gang

i’m tagging @agustdtf @knjz @2oongi @taemlm @bunsizhui @glossmyg @3lueandgrey and @hosnack if you want to!!

[wuxianphobic]

i was tagged by @lanzhansmiles to do this (thank you ali!!)

drinking: water bc my body hates anything fun

watching: legend of fei

reading: i’m illiterate ❤️

weird hobbies: i do plenty of weird shit but i can’t remember any of it rn skjekrjernser my latest hobby is altering my clothes/making jewelry

signature scent: can’t handle perfume/cologne but things that smell like the ocean are v Me

listening to: ihatemetoo by lil phag ft. danny gonzalez, felony steve, + kellen schneider

i’m tagging @yunmeng-trio @woolfsapphic @beinggaydoincrime @ennuijpg and @lanwangjischanel if you want to!!

[soulkeeperofme]

i hate me too

you aint special

everything they say about me probably true

im a very bad person

IHATEMETOO - LIL PHAG, Danny Gonzalez, Felony Steve, Kellen Schneider