#Keiran acts like Morrigan and is in general a kid of unsettling little dude I lvoe him

[dark-elf-writes]

Can we get more BNHA/Dragon Age? I’m honestly seeing the chaos of the Mahariel twins and the crushes you know people form.

Plus also the imagine of RG both loving them and hating them because they would know healing but they cause half the pain

“Why is it always you two?”

“Nature.”

“Nurture.”

Keiran and Izuku spoke simultaneously, matching tired gins on their faces, and Shouta fought the urge to sigh. He had been the closest hero to the Mall at the time his students had decided in the class group chat that he pretended Tenya never added him to by complete accident he would assure anyone who asked. From the look Tsukauchi sent him when he walked in his denial was convincing absolutely no one.

Shouta took a deep breath as he often found himself doing around the twins. “Are either of you hurt?” He asked, forcing his voice to stay steady.

Izuku shrugged, the ridiculous array of draping fabric, leather straps, and clattering charms of what looked like wood and bone, rising and falling with his shoulders. God who taught these kids how to dress? “I’m pretty sure half of my shoulder got decayed but Keiran was right there and he’s better at healing than I am so.”

Shouta wasn’t going to sigh. He wasn’t. “You got half your shoulder decayed?”He asked through clenched teeth.

Izuku Mahariel’s smile never faltered. “After I shocked him, yeah.”

Shocked him. Like the smoking crater in the center of the mall was little more than the result of dragging socked feet over carpet.

“He will be hard pressed to do it again,” Kieran’s odd eyes that looked far too old for a teenager seemed to look through Shouta, where the other kids had said a portal appeared to drag the singed villain through. “T’is rather difficult to activate a five point touch missing several fingers.”

“He was already shot through the hands, remember? They have to have a healer with them.”

“Which would be why I set the knife on fire before I threw it, brother.”

Shouta sighed. Over green hair half escaped from Izuku’s usual braid he caught Tsukauchi sending him a look that was not nearly as sympathetic as it should have been considering the man had all but shoved Shouta at the problem twins.

“So you two electrocuted and maimed a villain that was holding Izuku hostage?”

Keiran didn’t blink. “He hurt my brother and was attempting to take him. My only regret is that I missed something vital.”

“Technically it’s only electrocution is he died, so… half yes?” Izuku shrugged, then a second later he turned to Keiran. “Did he call me his brother before he was pulled through the portal or was that the pain making me hear things?”

He was going to retire. There was no force on earth that could make him stay with these two demons in his life. It would be harder to convince Hizashi to move but they would if he just-

His phone buzzed in his pocket. He didn’t have to check it to know Nezu had just sent confirmation for his third raise since the start do the school year. He was sure Kan received a matching pay increase and was currently trying to drink to forget.

“What’s your dad’s phone number?” He asked through another sigh. “I’m not letting either of you leave without adult supervision.”

It was Kieran’s turn to shrug. “He doesn’t have one. He claims the buzzing hurts his ears.”

Of course it did. Before Shouta could tell them to sit still until he could personally escort them home Izuku beamed up at him. “I’m sure he’ll be here soon either way. He’s always where something interesting is happening.”

Nature and nurture indeed.

“Recovery Girl is currently on her way to check all of you over. Izuku, you will let her look at your shoulder before your father takes the two of them home. I don’t care how good Keiran is at healing, he’s fifteen and not a licensed medical professional. Keiran, if any of the police ask you set the knife on fire by accident because you were so worried about your brother. Both of you will be having separate lessons with me and Vlad personally during camp.”

Both boys whined, but Shouta ignored it. He pointed them to the benches crowded with most of their classes and moved to Tsukauchi to do damage control. At least he was more practiced at lying by telling the truth than a first year heroics student. And the last thing he needed to know was how far the twins and their father would go if one or both of the boys were charged with underaged quirk usage.

He pointedly did look at the head that perked up when the twins reached their classmates. The less he thought about the demon twins possibly dating, the better.