#Kazoolina
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someone put literal billions of dollars into our city council elections last academic year but the transit app notifying me there’s service changes to the bus stop less than thirty minutes away from me is too much to ask for
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an ole miss win in this fucking environment should be actually a federal offense
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political violence is bad full stop but that said someone needs to knock out Jefferson griffin’s teeth
#A STATE SUPREME COURT ELECTION?!! FROM NOVEMBER?! AND WE STILL HAVENT CERTIFIED HER WIN YET?!#BITCH SHES THE INCUMBENT YOU DUMB FUCK#MCDOWELL COUNTY HAS BEEN ON FIRE FOR THE PAST TWO WEEKS PROBABLY LONGER#WE HAVE BIGGER ISSUES THAN YOU BEING MAD YOU LOST BITCH#kazoo noises#Kazoolina
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save me womens soccer with the homies save me
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uh holy shit that phone call went damn well actually
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my dad has snitched to my uncles and is joshing me for my phone call nerves where i described my mood as a yorkshire terrier whos skeleton is about shake out of itself
#kazoo noises#kazoomies#kazoolina#library travails#max im sure ur busy but plz put me out of my misery and call me back oh my god
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okay clearly this school is helping everyone get jobs rn however all of these people are mad dorks and i have experience in sports history, local history, and special collections. yeah i have worked with a lot less and gotten much more. i bet i can make something happen
#yeah ill make a list ofpeople to cold call/email for gigs or opportunities once i get through my copious amounts of work#kazoo noises#kazoolina#library travails#the captain goes down with his scholarship
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we need to remove roaches ability to fly i am deadly serious
#motherfucker hust hit my window at mach jesus and scared the SHIT out of me i thought it was a hummingbird#kazoo noises#kazoolina#i have such a bad headache and so fucking much work to do
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welp we're going to a soccer game tonight at the school fuck it we ball
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HAPPY SUKKOT THEY APPROVED ME TO TAKE THE LINGUISTICS AND FOLKLORE CLASSES INSTEAD OF LIBRARY SCIENCE CLASSES NEXT SPRING
#kazoo noises#kazoolina#library travails#the captain goes down with his scholarship#yay!!!!! yippee!!!! no more lame shit only having fun
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you know i am all for first amendment rights but my classmates need to be less fucking stupid
#dont worry about this post or the email i just received#kazoo noises#library travails#kazoolina#my friends in the sciences never have these problems. i should have been a science kid so i could go into astrophysics instead and live a#cool and whimsical life
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man the prairie terrors never leave u huh
#kazoo noises#my countys been given the all clear and it looks like the hurricane band is done with us so i can laugh about it a bit now#just had to take a zoom meeting while sheltering in my downstairs bathroom lmao#kazoolina#willa cather costume party era
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i do not mean to alarm anyone but i fear a second tuition refund has hit the gee no27-autonation-honda dot tumblr dot com gang
#kazoo noises#it would be. such a bad choice. but. uh. this second refund is a pretty good chunk o change. and uh. well. may just make some bad fucking#choices about it.#kazoolina#library travails#stay tuned for when i figure out what the fuck is going on!
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IN STATE TUITION
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anyway to celebrate some silly shit going my way and also under the advice of my grandma and uncle A Motherfucker Is Going To The Nascar Race In October
#very excited to request that day off#kazoo noises#zoomies posting#kazoomies#kazoolina#called my grandma to chat and she was like ''TWENTY FIVE DOLLARS?! THATS A DEAL!''#called my uncle immediately afterwards and he was like ''TWENTY FIVE DOLLARS?! WELL SHIT! YOU BETTER--''#love to see this family still operates on 1) a deal and 2) A Scheme
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i might not have to pay full tuition this semester....and it looks like im set to pay instate this semester....
#we find out what goes on tomorrow morning. please let me not get fucked. please let my luck be good.#i need some wins so bad man#kazoo noises#library travails#kazoolina
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