#Katherine Bean

[daily-smallishbeans]

Hey I went back a bit on and I saw you mentioned empires S2 Joel and Kathern Being like Gym Bros or something. Please I need to see this. I can 100% see them trying to one up each other with how much they can lift. Plzzzzz. (also love ur work)

hi yes thank you so much for giving me the incentive to actually draw them

featuring a very impressed sausage, a smitten shelby and a very mischeivous hermes

[to-trek-or-not-to-trek]

Hiya, I love your trek stuff.

Would you mind doing a "Data learns about dragons for the first time" bit ? Thank you for your work, I haven't laughed like I did for a good while.

I hope this works:

Data: In an attempt to better understand the human condition, I am attempting to familiarize myself with and analyze traditional folklore. I am most curious as to when humanity hunted the draconic lineage to extinction. Could you explain?

Picard: ... I'm sorry?

Data: Folklore tells of a species of giant winged reptillians, but there is no record of when they went extinct.

Picard: ... Do you mean... dragons?

Riker begins laughing silently in the background.

Data, earnestly: Yes, does their demise exist in humanity's collective memory?

Picard, fighting off a smile: Erm, Data, are you aware that most folk tales are based primarily in fiction?

Data: And also in fact. Many paleontological studies are indicative that such a species could have evolved following the-

Picard, allowing himself to crack a smile: You know, Data, I'm not entirely sure, but, then again, I am not a paleontologist.

Data, oblivious to the crew laughing silently behind him: Then I must consult our Paleontology Officer. *begins to leave*

Pulaski: *Opens her mouth, presumably to burst Data's bubble*

Riker, grabbing her by the arm: Don't you dare!!

~~~

Later, in the holodeck

Geordi: Well, what do you think, Data?

Data, staring at the dragon in front of him: It is a most magnificent and unusual creature, Geordi. However-

*Data is cut off by a stream of fire from the dragon's mouth, which does not harm him but does leave him covered entirely in soot*

*Data blinks several times*

I now understand why these creatures are best left to fiction. And, perhaps, observed from a distance.

[girl4music]

You’d honestly think after what she’s been through, Nicole wouldn’t let Waverly out of her sight again. But she probably realizes she can’t keep her cooped up. That would just be toxic. Still the anxiety of losing her must be so damn overwhelming when she was without her, or anyone that she loved, for as long as she was. And I like how they show that Waverly does notice something’s up with Nicole but doesn’t understand what it is and why she’s like she is. Not just because of having never gone through it too but also because she’s so used to seeing her girl be well put together.

I’m still quite in awe of how well Kat plays Nicole’s depression and PTSD stint these first few episodes of Season 4. I think her arc in this season, even for as short as it was, really cemented my interest in and attraction to Nicole because this really made her individual character representation and development something to really pay attention to. I would really like to ask Kat what made her portray Nicole’s trauma this way. Maybe if they do another convention in the UK for the ‘Vengeance’ movie I’ll be able to ask her this. I’ve written about it before but what really impresses me is just how nuanced she plays it when it isn’t small. When it’s such a serious condition that needs a lot of attention and care-taking. Waverly can of course give Nicole that but because she doesn’t understand it’s not really going to resolve it. It’s such a hard thing to communicate to someone who doesn’t understand.

[agni-ashes]

new life smp doodles! everyone i’ve watched so far

[jonhammsome]

Vegetarian Taco Salad Recipe Katherine's Famous Vegetarian Taco Salad; layered, so chips don't get soggy! Top with sour cream or guacamole if you'd like. We like to make our own bowls for individual tastes. 1 head leaf lettuce - rinsed dried and torn into bite-size pieces, 1 package taco seasoning mix, 2 cups shredded Cheddar cheese, 1 package corn tortilla chips, 4 tomatoes diced, 1 jar salsa, 2 cans kidney beans drained and rinsed, 1 package frozen vegetarian burger crumbles, 2 onions chopped

[niphuial]

Katerina watches the scene warily, lapping up Elijah's blood, it soothing her wounds caused by her stubbornness. It's when her eyes dart to Elias that she pales dramatically. "Elijah...." She gasped, voice still raspy..

A scream of pure anguish and pain cut her off, and Elias fell from Caroline's arms, his body cracking and breaking, bones splintering as the little boy began to rip at his skin, his fangs descending as he continued to scream, pure agony written on his face.

Darting forward, Katerina grabbed him, forcibly holding him as his transformation began soothing him gently. "You're okay Elias. I know it's early, shhh. You're okay. You're emotions just caused you to turn early, is all. You'll be okay." She soothed, wincing as the boy's rib cage broke, and his screaming grew, blood spilling onto his blanket as his bones tore out of his skin. "You're going to be your wolf, it's going to be alright," she murmurs, watching as the worst began, and Elias's spine snapped, and the boy stilled, falling completely silent as golden fur began to grow over him, his already small body growing smaller.

Soon she was no longer holding a little boy, but a tiny whimpering puppy. Gently she allowed him to gnaw on her hand, his ears flickering. Lifting herself and Elias up, she smiled at everyone in the kitchen, letting the blood soaked velvet blanket drop to the floor and letting them see Elias. "I'm afraid his emotions caused an early transformation," she informs everyone, gently rubbing Elias tiny head. "He's alright now, if a bit sore."

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Lucian frowned, eyes darkening. "I didn't think of it like that. Either way," he added, looking at Kol. "I was the only boy and...." he stopped, eyes closing as he sighed. "Let's just say that being the favored one isn't as fun as it looks." A dark laugh left him, and he shook his head. "Imagine finding out your father sold Rebekah to the local priest to get pregnant so he could Exile her so you could inherit just because he didn't like the inheritance rules of the very family he married into." Lucian said, before his eyes widened and he slammed a hand over his mouth. "I DIDN'T say that," he told Kol, horror and despair in his voice. "Plesse--i know you're upset with me, but please. Don't take it out on Kat."

this would be fun to watch

[ahllohehn]

HERMITS AND THE OLYMPIANS MASTERPOST (07/31/2024)

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Hermits and The Olympians/Emperors of Olympus is a Hermitcraft/Empires SMP based Percy Jackson AU based off my art and headcanons!

(Please do not use the tags for other PJO AUs as I use them to specifically label what's based off mine.)

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Seperated by art/doodles, headcanons/discussion, fanfics:

# 1 MUMBO PORTRAIT # 2 GRIAN, PEARL, SCAR & MUMBO ART # 3 HaTO FAN CREATION GUIDELINES # 4 GEM, CLEO, DOC PORTRAITS # 5 ETHO & BDUBS THANK YOU CARD # 6 STRESSMONSTER THANK YOU CARD # 7 CAMP EMPIRES FIRST APPEARANCE; BAD BOYS DOODLE # 8 OUTDATED CAMPERS GODLY PARENT SUMMARY # 9 CHIBI MUMBO THANK YOU CARD # 10 GRIAN CLOSE UP # 10.5 WATCHERS CAMEO??? # 11 BDUBS & SCAR; DEMETER CABIN'S HONORARY CAMPER # 12 RENDOG PORTRAIT # 13 MUMSCARIAN / RE: AU SHIPS # 14 IS THERE A CANON PLOT? Answer: I stick with what is canon to me, but I do not force others to follow so. As I am too lazy to do an actual plot. # 15 CHIBI STRESS & MUMBO # 16 BDUBS..? # 17 ETHO PORTRAIT / 1ST AU FICLET # 18 I JUST THINK THEATER KID ARES KID REN IS FUNNY # 19 JOEL AND LIZZIE; SOULMATES IN EVERY UNIVERSE # 20 ORACLE GEM...? # 21 oh snappers! (LOW QUALITY ETHO DOODLE) # 22 AT THIS POINT, DIONYSUS, ARES, AND APOLLO SHOULD FIGHT TO THE DEATH TO SEE WHO GETS CUSTODY OF REN # 23 SKIZZ & IMPULSE PORTRAITS / HEADCANONS # 24 ZEDAPH PORTRAIT

# 25 Camp Oracle’s Journal; Hermits and The Olympians # 26 GRIAN - THE DEATHLY ACTIVITIES MANAGER # 27 ISKALL & TANGO PORTRAITS # 28 KERALIS & XISUMA'S PERSONALLY MADE CAMP PIN # 29 I REALLY LIKE MAKING FUN OF REN /AFFE # 30 I ALSO REALLY LIKE INCLUDING MARTYN INTO THE MIX /AFFE

# 31 TREEBARK ARE MY BOYFAILURES # 32 RENDERED CAMP LOGOS (PNGS IN DISCORD SERVER) # 33 SHELBY & SCOTT PORTRAITS # 34 ETHUBS MY BELOVEDS :) # 35 INTRODUCING: GIGGS # 36 RE: CAMP EMPIRES AND CAMP HERMITCRAFT DOUBLES # 37 LET OLD MEN BOND LIKE OLD MEN (ETHO & TANGO) # 38 OFFICIAL HaTO DISCORD SERVER ANNOUNCEMENT # 39 MYTHICALSAUSAGE PORTRAIT # 40 XISUMA PORTRAIT # 41 HaTO FIRST COMIC SHITPOST # 42 FALSE, KERALIS, & BEEF PORTRAITS # 43 WELS & HYPNO PORTRAITS # 44 MUMSCARIAN FIRST MEETING DOODLE # 45 WHY IS WELS AN ATHENA KID? # 46 HOW IS GEM THE ORACLE # 47 HaTO SECOND COMIC SHITPOST (PRIDE MONTH) # 48 DESERT DUO ANIMATIC; INSPIRED BY BEAN'S TRAITOR SCAR FIC

# 49 MARTYN PORTRAIT / HEADCANONS # 50 IF SCAR WERE TO BE APHRODITE'S.... # 51 REN VS JARS # 52 LIZZIE PORTRAIT # 53 HaTO SCAR & GEM EMOTES # 54 HaTO CHIBIS BOUQUET DOODLE # 55 GRIAN AND HIS SON # 56 KATHERINE ELIZABETH PORTRAIT # 57 MUMSCARIAN MATCHING ICONS FOR PRIDE # 58 HOW ARE YEAR ROUNDERS GETTING EDUCATION? # 59 SHINY DUO MATCHING ICONS # 60 AROACE PEARL (PRIDE MONTH) # 61 BISEXUAL CLEO (PRIDE MONTH) # 62 CAMP CUDDLE SESSIONS # 63 TREEBARK COMEBACK # 64 When Does a Man Become a Monster?; Hermits and The Olympians

# 65 BOAT BOYS MATCHING ICONS # 66 WHAT DOIN'? CAMP HERMITCRAFT EDITION # 67 "I'M A CHILD OF DIVORCE" GESTURES TO ETHUBS # 68 MORE ETHUBS HEADCANONS CUS IM GAY AND SO ARE THEY # 69 DO NOT ANGER THE NON-ZOMBIE WOMAN, MR. ETHO # 70 NATURE WIVES # 71 I COMPLAIN ABOUT THE HEPHAESTUS CABIN'S ABILITIES # 72 TREEBARK MATCHING ICONS # 73 OLI PORTRAIT & HEADCANONS # 74 IT'S NOT ME IF THERE'S NO ETHUBS # 75 WELCOME TO HERMITCRAFT: GRIAN TEXT ADVENTURE # 76 GEM'S ORACLE CAVE TOUR

#77 THE BOYS (+ GEM) GO SHOPPING FOR SUITS #78 PEARL CHARACTER CARD #79 Camper Files; Hermits and The Olympians #80 STRESS PORTRAIT #81 CUBFAN PORTRAIT #82 FWHIP PORTRAIT

#83 PIXLRIFFS PORTRAIT #84 RANCHERS #85 WHY DO I HAVE SO MUCH TREEBARK IN MY INBOX? #86 IDK HOW SAD I'M SUPPOSED TO MAKE SCOTT #87 LONG TIME, NO NATURE WIVES? #88 AREN'T WE ALL A LITTLE SILLY FOR GRIAN SOMETIMES? #89 I HOPE YOU ALL KNOW I JUST BE SAYING ANYTHING ATP

# SECOND MASTERPOST LINK

OTHER HaTO Related Links:

HaTO Roleplay Blogs Masterpost by gem-the-oracle HaTO Archive of Our Own Series HaTO Discord Server

[hybbart]

What are magical Lizzie and magical jimmy’s powers and do their powers change with their outfits? What are the microphones for?

what do they fight or work towards in the au?

Well, it's funny that someone mentioned hirogaru precure in the notes first of all because the hirogaru transformation is the one I use in my head for theirs.

Anyways way too much info below

The Enchanter Wands are their transformation and final attack items, its day to day form is a pen probably. (This is where I show I thought too much about this) the paw on the front has three toe bean buttons and those control which mode they transform into and then press the heart in the centre while saying which mode into tbe microphone. The little coloured lights along it light up one by one during this cause all the best transformation toys do. And of course, the ribbon is moulded plastic like the rest of it. I'm awful at designing wands and toys alike but I think I did a good job of making something that meets the typical standards for the transformation trinket while making it stick out just enough to seem like it was designed first.

Anyways they're music themed! Just like my old art. They're Magical Enchanter Jimmy and Magical Enchanter Lizzie, because they're semi-idol magical girls so they sing, but I went with chanter because chanter is also french and it's not magical girls without random french. And enchanter makes it magical and a reference to minecraft. Magical is redundant but it rolls off the tongue. Also the abbreviation would be Macha rather than Maen or Maencha, just cause its cuter and be a similar pun to Precure.

Their transformation modes are as followed:

Cod Cajun and Axolotl Shanty. Aka their aqua forms they can breathe water and swim with these forms and their attacks are nature and water themed and magic oriented. They also let them create objects.

Cow Folk and Cat Carol. Aka their land forms, these ones have super strength more than the others and are defence oriented. They use fire and earth themed attacks. They also can make shields.

Canary Blues and Butterfly Ballad. Aka their sky forms. They can fly and have superspeed with theae forms. They're fragile but powerful. They use wind and light themed attacks. They also let them use disguises.

All the forms have about average strength, speed, jumping ability, and fighting ability like your typical combat magical girl, and they can also talk to animals. Jimmy also has super hearing while Lizzie's voice can travel long distances.

They're regular siblings who just love karaoke until their singing attracts the very distressed faeries, Norman and Joel, to them. They need help defeating The Silencer (Martyn) who attacked the Harmony Kingdom and stole the citizens' ability to connect. The seablings are heavily music themed but the overall theme is the arts and communication.

His henchmen are Tango, Cleo, and Shubble, all former citizens of the Harmony Kingdom brainwashed through their individual difficulties communicating. The daily baddies are manifestations of people's lonelines. The Harmony King is also Ren, who's been put into a great depressive slumber on his throne. Oli and Joe are also there somewhere too, but no one knows what's up with them.

Later they're joined by Katherine, the princess of the Harmony Kingdom who has a sewing and fashion theme who is very sociable but has a curse that turns her into the Dark Enchanter, who got brainwashed trying to save her faerie friend Shubble. And Pearl, a strange upperclassmen they meet in a gallery who has a sculpting and art theme who uses technical/scientific knowledge like redstone to enhance her art (cause the very first thing I would do if I was ever given a children's series to work onis subvert the performer-technician dichotomy trope since its my least favourite thing).

Both have their own unique trinkets of a makeup case and stamp palette, and their faeries are Shubble and Tango after they've been defeated and turned back to thwir faerie forms.

Jimmy and Lizzie's story is largely about them drifting apart after their parents divorce and they grew up going to separate schools, and reconnecting with one another through their shared love of singing and cute animals.

I think they would also all join theatre club together, as a way for them all to show off their talents. Lizzie is already part of her music club at the start but wants to switch to theatre because it better suits her passions (but isn't as respectable), and Jimmy is a bit more aimless, constantly getting in trouble and being bullied, and joins to make friends. Katherine and Pearl later join also in as the costuming and set design department. The teachers are oddly familiar...

[transmutationisms]

Long time listener first time caller (well not really I'm pretty sure we've talked about Succession before). I wanna read up more on anti psychiatry but I'm fucking shithouse at reading, are there any like videos or podcasts or audiobooks you'd recommend, because that would make my life ten times easier

yes great question honestly. i haven't heard all of these podcast episodes, but i curated the list based on knowing the speakers' work (not necessarily the podcast hosts/shows!), and i think these are good places to start.

"Debunking the Myth of the Chemical Imbalance with Dr. Joanna Moncrieff" interviewed by Dr. Caroline Leaf

Revolution Health Radio: "Reviewing the Evidence on the Serotonin Theory of Depression, with Dr. Joanna Moncrieff"

Mad in America Radio: Lucy Johnstone on the Power Threat Meaning Framework

NPR Fresh Air: Anne Harrington on psychiatry's "troubled search" for a biological understanding of mental illness

New Books Network: Mical Raz on her book "What's Wrong With the Poor: Psychiatry, Race, and the War on Poverty"

The Mental Breakdown Morning Show: "Bruce Cohen and Psychiatric Hegemony" (Cohen, unlike most on this list, explicitly aims for a marxist explanation and understanding of mental illness)

Madness Radio: "Bipolar Medication Myths" (Joanna Moncrieff interviewed by Will Hall)

What Your GP Doesn't Tell You: "David Healy Discusses SSRI Drugs, Suicide and Sexual Dysfunction"

Coming From Left Field: "The Political Economy of Mental Health Systems with Joanna Moncrieff"

States of Mind: "Mental Illness in America" (includes segments with Katherine Bankole-Medina, Jonathan Metzl, Allan Horwitz, Jamie Cohen-Cole, and Elyn Saks)

Jesse Meadows's podcast on ADHD, "Sluggish" (haven't listened to this one, but have read a lot of their writing; they're challenging the psychiatric view of ADHD as a person who struggles with the symptoms and behaviours the diagnostic label describes)

audio books: i'm honestly not sure where's the best and cheapest place to actually download these from, but i know there are audio books of 'mind fixers' by anne harrington (narrated by joyce bean) and 'desperate remedies' by andrew scull (narrated by jonathan keeble). uh, if anyone has a good list of audiobooks on this lmk :-)

[inaris-mage-of-storms]

}{ Poppy Petals in Whiskey Bottles }{ A Tumble Town western historical fantasy AU }{ Masterpost }{

While all of the scenes posted so far are rated T at most, the AU as a whole will eventually be rated M or E. Current warnings include swearing, alcohol use, and gun violence. Future warnings include mentions of past underage sexual assault and major character death.

file: western au

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Ten-year-old Jimmy has some trouble adjusting to Tumble Town [x] [x]

fWhip and Jimmy admit their attraction to each other [x]

fWhip worries Jimmy's past will interfere with his duties as sheriff [x]

Jimmy meets Scott for the first time [x]

Jimmy goes to Scott for information, and gets more than he expected [x]

fWhip apprehends a particularly theatrical conman in Gobville [x]

Scott is chased down by someone from his past, but Jimmy steps in to help [x]

Scott begins to see the softness hidden inside Jimmy [x]

Sausage is there to catch him when Jimmy falls too far inside a whiskey bottle looking for answers [x]

fWhip puts on the deputy badge one last time, but he didn't expect to fall back into bed with his ex too [x]

Jimmy suspects Scott of unloading stolen goods onto an unsuspecting Katherine [x]

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Spotify playlist [x]

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Cast list under the cut:

Jimmy Solidarity, a former outlaw who turned his life around and became sheriff

Scott Smajor, a smooth talker with a colorful past whose charm and information frequently keep him out of Jimmy's custody

Bryce "fWhip" Conroy, Jimmy's former deputy and ex-lover who owns several successful mines, and Gemma "Gem" Taylor, his wealthy childhood friend who is practically his sister

Ángel "Sausage" Garrido Reyes, a cattle baron with extensive connections and owner of the Sanctuary ranch; Joel Beans, Sausage's business partner and owner of the Stratos ranch, and Joel's wife Lizzie who is the real mastermind behind a lot of the business dealings that happen behind the scenes

Katherine Elizabeth Grayson, heiress to the luxurious Glimmer Grove Hotel living a double life as a bounty hunter; her pretend beau "Pirate Joe" Graceffa, captain of the paddle steamer The Eversea; and Shelby "Shubble" Grace, Katherine's romantic partner and Joey's best friend who can't seem to escape rumors of being a witch

John Pictor "Pix" Riffs, an author and good friend of Katherine who always seems to know more than he should

Oliver Sound, a skilled but unsuccessful performer who is constantly in debt, and his fiancee Eloise Nox

Ryan "Scar" Goodtimes, a former gunslinger who changed his ways and now runs a mercantile

Cleo Burke, a former schoolteacher whose perpetual exhaustion and poor health has led to friends joking that she's actually a reanimated corpse; her partner "Scarlet Pearl" Moon, a vagrant with a poor reputation due to rumors she escaped from a penal colony; and Cleo's ex-husband Martyn Littlewood.

...and more to come!

Have questions? Want more details? Asks are always welcome!

[daily-smallishbeans]

Day 103- gymbros

from the empires aggie

[wwwwaaaaazzzzzaaaapppp]

Hello everyone I am casting a muppet version of Newsies in my head and if anyone has suggestions please let me know:

Jack Kelly: Jeremy Jordan

Davey: Kermit the Frog

Les: Robin

Katherine: Miss Piggy

Spot Conlon: Rizzo

Pulitzer: Statler and Waldorf (yes both of them)

Miss Medda: Maybe Janice

Crutchie: (I haven’t really gotten this one yet but as of right now I think Bean Bunny just based off of looks)

That is all I have right now but let me know in the comments if anyone has other ideas 😁

[girl4music]

The emotions that run through me when watching this scene. It’s so beautiful but at the same time so heart-aching because even with Waverly being as close as she is, you can tell that Nicole still feels like they’re so distant because she just doesn’t understand what happened: what she’s been through without Waverly there with her and specifically because of not being there with her. There’s just no way to communicate or express it. So there’s no way for her to understand it.

What’s more is Melanie Scrofano directed this episode. So she’s panning close up to them slowly as they kiss but all the while you feel this eeriness in the environment. This emotional disharmony and distress. And it’s not a monster, as Nicole worries it might be. It’s the erratic energy coming directly from Nicole. And I don’t know how Kat plays this so nuanced and nonchalantly even though it’s not at all. And that’s exactly what depression looks like from an observer’s point of view. Or from the outside-looking-in perspective. It looks as if there’s nothing wrong at all. But if you can read energy, you can tell there’s so much more going on because the energy is not still even when it looks like it is. Even when it’s directed to be. I’d love to be able to ask Kat at some point about how she portrayed this scene in Nicole’s Season 4 arc and in her character. Did it come naturally? Was there a particular influence? Did she do any research? How and why did she decide she wanted to play it like this?

Like she is everywhere else but in Waverly’s arms when that’s where she desperately wants to be. And there’s not a thing Waverly can do to help her be there. To help her feel like she’s no longer stuck in the Garden because she just doesn’t understand what’s going on with Nicole. And I don’t think there is a point when she does come to because they sort of just move on from it once it is revealed how she got out of the Garden. That Nicole made a deal with Mama Clanton. Promised a selfish trade. Doc for Waverly.

Sure that was a big deal in Nicole’s arc but it wasn’t the emotional underpinnings of it. Kat did that alone by portraying Nicole being in a state of depression. Showing that even when she’s in Waverly’s arms, she’s not. And that even when kissing Waverly, she’s not. She’s somewhere else. Everywhere else but with her. And it’s so interesting to me because obviously, the whole reason why she’s going through this PTSD experience and response is because she wanted to be. She desperately wanted to be all along. Now she is…

But at the same time… she’s not. She’s not at all.

How do you portray something like that and make it look as convincing as Kat makes it look all on her own?

I really want to know. I’ll have to ask her at some point.

[ilexdiapason]

… She knows that Oli and Sparrow are protective. She knows why, too. They might be the last Borrowers left in the whole entire world. Of course they want to keep their youngest alive as long as they can. It’s just that adventure has always, always called to her, and she’s finally getting the chance to answer that call. And that means more to her than maybe anything she’s ever known, so she’s not gonna waste it.

A The Secret World of Arrietty AU, where Pearl is a little copper construct on her very first Borrowing, and Katherine is the curious human bean who spots her.

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(written for @mcytsapphiczine - please check out the rest of the zine as well as this piece! reblogs appreciated :D)

[noturlondonboy]

I was given the assignment to write a short podcast script for my English class, so of course I took it as a fan fiction opportunity. Here’s some silly Bishova :DDD

Thank you so much to @random-marvel-oc and @thebleedingpearl for the question ideas.

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Intro: Welcome back to another episode everyone! This is Avengers All Around, our favorite place to sit and talk with some of Earth’s mightiest heroes! Per very popular request, we’ve brought in two special guests to talk to us today- some of the most recent additions to the team of incredible individuals that work tirelessly to keep us all safe. Please welcome Kate Bishop and Yelena Belova, aka the New Hawkeye and White Widow!

K: Hey Chuck! Thank you so much for having us, this is such a fun opportunity!

IJ: Oh, my name isn’t-

Y: Yes, Chuck, very good to be here. My Kate Bishop would not shut up about this for anything.

K: *laughs* It’s true! It’s just been so exciting to think about. What kind of questions do you have for us? Can we dive right into it?

IJ: …I- y’know what, uh, yeah! Yeah, let’s get right into it. Just real quick, I wanted to take this opportunity to tell you guys how much of an honor it is to have you on the podcast today. We’re all such big fans of you two here on Avengers All Around, and honestly, I would call myself number 1.

K: I’m so flattered, thank y-

Y: We aren’t actually Avengers, you know.

K: Well I wouldn’t say that we-

Y: Kate Bishop is the leader of the Young Avengers, yes, but they are a separate and more modernized team. I lead the Thunderbolts. Very, very different.

IJ: Right, of course! *laughs nervously* Sorry about that confusion, ladies. Let’s get to-

Y: Do not call me “lady” again, Chuck. *scoffs* Kate Bishop, honestly. Did you not vet this person before accepting the interview proposal?

K: …I actually didn’t have time to do that, no.

Y: Kate Bishop. You… cannot be serious. We’ve been over this. Many times.

K:

IJ:

IJ: Okayyyyy then… *coughs* We alright to hop into some questions with you two?

K: Oh, um- yes, absolutely! Please, let’s continue, sorry about that.

Y: Don’t start thinking I’ll forget about that lapse in judgment, Kate Bishop.

K: *clears her throat nervously* I’m sure you won't, darling. Anyway, Chuck, please, give us the first one. I’m so excited to hear what the fans want to know.

Y: I’m not.

IJ: *forces a laugh* Alright, no worries! First up, one of the most voted for questions from a popular blogging site known as Tumblr… do you two prefer to drink coffee, or tea?

Y: Tumblr? That is familiar to me. Is that familiar, Kate? You’ve mentioned such a thing, haven’t-

K: *laughs loudly* Nope, I have no idea what a Tumblr is. I’ve never-

Y: Also, I’m sorry- did you say that was one of the most voted questions for us? Coffee or Tea? Really?

IJ: Well sometimes it’s the more mundane, slice of life things-

K: Tumblr users are a different breed, babe. This makes total sense.

Y: Right, right… thank you so much, Katherine Elizabeth “I have no idea what a Tumblr is” Bishop.

K: Well-

Y: Either way, I’ve been told I look like I would enjoy a tea called Yorkshire Gold, but I prefer my coffee so black it tastes like you ground soil from the motherland straight into your cup.

IJ: Oh wow, that’s-

K: Absolutely disgusting, is what it is, Chuck. I’ve seen her shove straight beans and boiled water down her throat.

Y: Eh, it was a rushed morning. You are lucky I did not use one of my adrenaline shots that day, Kate Bishop.

K: Wait, I’m sorry- you have adrenaline shots? In the apartment?

Y:

Y: Yes.

K:

IJ: Should we move on to a different question?

K: Oh, I’m so sorry! No no no, that’s alright, uh- I love a good cinnamon and vanilla tea at bedtime, but hands down, I’ll always pick coffee if they’re both options. Yelena makes a mean latte, if you know what I mean.

IJ: What a fun fact for us to know, thank you for sharing!

Y: It’s really not that-

K: *coughs loudly* Anyway, what do you have for us next?

IJ: Right! *shuffles papers* Here’s one I think will be more up your alley, Yelena- if you two were to swap weapons, who would master the new equipment first?

K: Oh! So, if-

Y: I would.

K: Hey!

IJ: Care to explain?

Y: Simple enough- Kate Bishop uses a bow and arrow as her weapon of choice. Staple Hawkeye image, and all that. But it’s archaic and can only do so much in battle. Useless in close combat, too.

K: We literally had an entire conversation about how cool my new arrowheads were-

Y: That doesn’t change the fact that I would master a bow before you could ever learn to navigate wearing Widow Bites, or wielding my batons. It really is as simple as that, Kate Bishop.

K: *scoffs* Uncalled for.

News Break: “Subscribe now to hear the rest of this week’s episode of Avengers All Around!”

[viperixsworld]

mutant file (logan howlett x fem!oc)

name: michaela isabella fiore

alias: natura

day of birth: june 22nd, 1968 (32 in X Men 1)

height: 5'6

category: mutant (alpha level)

abilities: chlorokinesis, toxikinesis, toxic immunity, genius

residence: xavier school for gifted youngsters

occupation: doctor and biology teacher

affliction: x-men (since 1990)

state: alive

history

"early life"

Michaela Isabella Fiore, born on 22 June 1968, daughter of Paul and Francesca Fiore in the borough of Brooklyn, New York. Both are children of first-generation Italian immigrants to the United States. Working class, they ran a flower shop in North Brooklyn. Currently retired.

The first mutant gene samples are demonstrated in a biology class during primary school. According to the teacher's reports, during an experiment where students were asked to grow a bean in a beaker, Fiore's plant grew "abnormally". Other school reports state that, during high school, girls who were picking on Michaela reported to the teacher that Fiore had planted manure in her lockers. It was never proven.

Michaela continued her studies and was awarded one of the Xavier Scholarships for Gifted and Talented Youth at New York University, where she graduated with a major in Botanical Biology and Toxicology and a minor in Genetics,where she met Sara Kinney. She later obtained her PhD at Oxford, with a thesis on assisted mutation in various plants for medical purposes.

"xavier school for gifted youngsters and X Men"

Since her doctorate at Oxford in 1990, Michaela Fiore has been a registered biology teacher at Xavier School for gifted youngsters. She is also a member of the X Men team, along with Scott Summer alias Cyclops, Jean Grey alias Marvel Girl, Ororo Munroe alias Storm, Kurt Wagner alias Nightclawer and Hank McCoy alias Beast.

However, Fiore's work is more oriented towards laboratory work and the development of new ways to treat the injured mutants who come to the school.

Some field missions are recorded. Despite little hand-to-hand training, Fiore's skills allow her to get the upper hand in a ranged fight.

During the 2000s, the X Men had several clashes with the notorious ex-terrorist Magneto and his Brotherhood of Mutants. As well as battles against the government against the Mutant Registration Act and the "Mutation Cure". Both Dr. Fiore and Dr. Grey advocated against both of these in Congress.

During this time, new members join the X-Men: Remy LeBeau aka Gambit, Anna Marie aka Rogue, Piotr "Peter" Nikolaievitch Rasputin aka Colossus, Robert Louis "Bobby" Drake aka Ice-Man, Katherine Anne "Kitty" Pryde aka Shadowcat and Logan Howlett aka Wolverine.

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Currently, the X Men grouping is still unleashed by Scott Summers aka Cyclops, Ororo Munroe aka Storm and Logan Howlett aka Wolverine. Michaela Fiore does not take part in the field missions and shares the position of deputy director with Dr. Jean Grey.

The Sentinel menace was stopped in 1973 by a mutant named Mystique, who saved the president from Magneto.

currently, 2024 (nobody's dead, we're all happy and forgetting the timeline, FUCK TVA)

The school remains the same as it has been all these years, but the threats don't stop. Recently, records came in about a trafficking of mutant children being experimented on by an illegal organisation on the Mexican border.

The X Men are working on it at the moment.

character analysis

Michaela is a kind and optimistic person. Over the years she has gained more experience and control over her powers, which makes her a confident person. At first she was reluctant to be introduced to the X-Men, but her colleagues convinced her.

She spends much of her time in the underground lab at X-Mansion, alongside Jean Grey and, on occasion, Hank McCoy.

Her first encounter with Logan, aka Wolverine, was not a pleasant one. The mutant awoke from his coma (induced by the Professor) altered and confused, so he attacked Michaela and scarred her back with his claws. Michaela, in response, put him to sleep with chloroform, until the Professor arrived.

The two slowly, slowly worked out their differences.

For their personalities clash quite a lot. Logan is a lone wolf, while Michaela is all about teamwork. But according to Cyclops, they're both equally annoying.

Despite appearances, constant bickering and "mutual hatred", there is a pact of respect between the two. They will never say it to each other's faces, but they are very fond of each other. (Everybody knows it, except them).

now some headcannons

The X Men affectionately refer to Michaela as Mickey or Dr. Mickey.

Logan refers to her as "kid".

Mickey refers to him as "old dog".

Mickey wears a necklace with a St. James medal, a legacy from her paternal grandfather Jimmy Fiore.

Mickey doesn't know that Logan's real name is James.

The children shipped their biology teacher and the history teacher (i.e. them).

Michaela was upset after Logan's departure after fighting Magneto.

And when he left again.

And again.

He has commitment issues (no shit).

Apparently he always fixes it when he comes back.

The X Men always party when he comes back, they go to a bar a few miles from the school.

Our girl can't stand alcohol (she's given Logan endless lectures on the problems of alcohol), but on these occasions she has a margarita or two.

Bad idea.

She's a lightweight.

Very funny until she throws up.

Logan always ends up looking after her.

But not without laughing the next morning, delivering her own sermons against her.

Again, children SHIP them.

Bobby tried to lock them in a classroom. It was fun until Logan chased him all over the mansion.

Logan offers to teach Michaela how to fight.

She has improved a lot.

He always ends up in a cold shower.

Sometimes they are found in the kitchen at night, or in the greenhouse or laboratory.

Logan suffers from chronic nightmares, about his past, about Weapon X, PTSD...

Michaela is only used to little or no sleep. She lives in a mansion with hundreds of children, there must always be someone awake.

They do not normally speak at these meetings.

The next morning it's back to normal.

Michaela lives in coffee.

Logan hates coffee.

Logan always makes Michaela coffee.

They will end up together. For sure. But there are bets hanging around.

Even Magneto, in his plastic prison, asks the Professor for updates.

"Any news on...?" "Not that I know of." "For God's sake, Charles! You're a mind reader!"

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