#Kaotaba

[revueofmalice]

[selfishighway]

Hanahaki

[catament]

☆

[revuestarlightmemedub]

Wagamama Highway - Memedub Edition

Sung by Isurugi Futaba (CV: Hainu) & Hanayagi Kaoruko (CV: Vyvi) Lyrics by Yumi & Vyvi Mixed, Tuned, & Produced by Cryptix

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Lyrics:

I’ll get my visa (With what passport?) to that country (So you can run from me?) Please just shut up; don’t talk over me! I’ll deffo pursue (I won’t pay for) the height surgery (Honestly) Honestly, I’m thinking of some parting shot Fuck you, no, fuck you

Well, ain’t ya hard to look at (Hard to look at) My neck’s achin’ just a tad (My neck’s also achin’) Your eyes won’t meet me up here I fear it’s clear you’re not enough (I want to stand up, but…) You can’t blame me for not trying (Can’t hear a thing) But we’re too far apart (Quite too far to hear ya) I try to listen to your heart Pero no hablo tu lengua

Aaah~

On the windshield and in the pouring rain (Why won't my sugar mommy) Help me immigrate off to France You're too short (I want to) be the girl More tall than all the chicks in the world

You're full of shit with your dumb fedora On the forking highway (Highway Night) You're just hopeless with your stupid piss bath Why can't you just see my view We're gonna KEEP AWAY, KEEP AWAY TONIGHT

Drinking money straight from your school Why don't you whale for my height surgery instead Only heiress you'll ever be Is one whose little dress means nothing to me

Well ya have a point, maybe the white flag frog was right Maybe the French girl's made for you after all Our dreams went sideways we were dumb and gay At 100 miles per hour

My (Your) French side chick's way hotter than you On the selfish highway (Highway Night) Stuck in last place even Junna's better Just gimme height surgery We're going RIGHT WAY, RIGHT WAY TONIGHT

In the end we're really just two kids who dunno how to communicate NO THERAPY JUST HEIGHT SURGERY

Don't bother getting it for me (height surgery) I won't divorce, I'm way too gay (your height is fine anyway) I trust you not to tip this bike (I'd never think) (never) of doing such a thing

"I always liked shorter girls anyways"

[taffybuns]

thoughts on kuromaya?? (also i’m glad you’re enjoying revue starlight 😁)

tysmm!! i watched the entire series and also the movie but not sure what else to hit up haha

kuromaya is so so so top tier.. i mean every single pairing in here is.. it's not one of my top faves but there's no main pair i don't enjoy they're very good 🫶🫶🫶🫶🫶

[odysseys-blood]

genuinely forgot this ended til i saw reblogs but

CONGRATS JUNANA MOST TOXIC REVSTAR PAIR 2K24

*anime/movie only, also split hikari/mahiru/karen just bc i was specifying pairs

[the-sun-princess]

Emi Plays Revue Starlight: El Dorado Part 8

Claudine and Futaba route time. I feel bad for Futaba even when she's one of the leads she's not the lead she auditioned for

d;awwww futaba is so excited to be alejandro she's hoppin around like a kid. she's being SO cute

ooh right i forgot i guessed the casting for this one before lesse if i got it right kaoruko: isabel, maya: miguel, karen: carmencita, mahiru: cavallero, junna: luigi, nana: columbus

for the mahiru route i guessed junna: isabel, karen: miguel, claudine: carmencita, maya: cavallero, futaba: luigi, kaoruko: colombus

alright onward. oh i got kaoruko right. and maya. and karen hehehe

snfjskjdfh. starlight el dorado. where mahiru laughs at everyone Else being jealous

lmao kaoruko asking if claudine will be fine playing against someone other than maya since that's where a lot of her motivation stems from

KJHSKDJFHKJ them all going 'aaah' as that makes perfect sense ksjdfh

girl. you at least Were

writers i think u prob meant stagefighting

i'm kinda shocked that futaba has Already given kaoruko the keys to her bike bc it means she can't drive it anymore unless kaoruko's with her

snort random interlude with sakuragi sensei havin a cool bike. akjhskjfhsd???????/

guess that friend never came back lets hope thats not a portent for kaotaba's future

anyway now futaba has it for the summer. idky sakuragi asked if futaba had a motorcycle license bc....obviously...she does?

claudine is not exactly thrilled to be on a 40+ yo bike futaba has never ridden before but too bad

ah these helmets have intercoms, but futaba's dont bc expensive

awwww.....no revenge this time just. thankful and wanting to show it off

also translators yankee means more like delinquent than american

this is by far the sweetest after-casting scene aha. i love their friendship. claudine does Not like going fast tho lmao

i still think its funnny in the kaomaya route that kaoruko does 0 extra lifting with english interpretation

das not her name localizers kjfh

why is this even wrong- its the same lines as in the other routes so far akjshfd

claudine wants to get sunscreen before going to the beach but futaba's like NAH lets go lets go. I MEAN. she has a point

huh. these two went to a wharf. i do like that they're all unique beaches thus far

futaba really did have the roughest time of all of them originally. i know mahiru lacks confidence but she's never been Bad at any of it. futaba barely managed to get in

i like that futaba put in sound effects for their etude lmao. ah right this is before the royal academy comes so they didnt know there could be a fly system yet

snort

im so confused i went back to make Sure that futaba auditioned for salvatore and she did- so im kinda surprised there's been no mention of that?

lol amemiya and masai pickin up on the teacher-student vibes of claudine n futaba. i am sitting here going can i pls get a crumb of rinmeikan

kjshkdjfh

ah futaba's not keeping up with judy's ad lib. tho claudines character voice also slipped at first and i didnt catch anyone else doing that. maybe it's bc their set up has been so fluffy wuffy friendshippy

junna was p antagonistic toward karen which pulled karen along, and kaoruko and maya arent. fluffy people in general

god im excited for the mahiru nana version

maya u have 0 right to talk about others being brutish on stage

harsh but true

kjsfdkjshdkjfh

awww :)

mm they going over it again since Both claudine and futaba got caught off guard. claudines settled and is matching judy but poor futaba is fallin behind

futaba watchin claudine n judy hit it off and match each other and suddenly she's a first year again barely keeping up

.....do bandaids expire? but locker room kaotaba time

skjsdhf ok kaoruko's just makin shit up

futaba you dont need to keep Up with knightly. u gotta surpass her

interesting....judy wasnt called over from rehearsal to update the props team from england. just startin there

oh was my mahiru guess right. yes it was haha. tho they were pretty easy casting patterns to pick up on

mm masai and amemiya arent satisfied...oh good. futaba admitting she's not okay. aaaah yeah okay this is what i thought was happening. while claudine and judy are performing the scene perfectly as written. it's not meshing well with futaba

futaba headin off on her own to go train....even tho claudines getting all the crit for not keeping up with futaba's passion lmao

kaoruko was right tho at the beginning lmao. of claudine not pullin out all the stops bc she's not against maya.

kaoruko ajkshdf

oh she gave claudine the script for the next starlight- thats surprising. but yeah lol claudine got complacent she beat maya, she's already set to join the troupe, what else she need

akjsfdh masai came along too?

CLAUDINE AND FUTABA ARE SWAPPING ROLES????? hell yeah futaba DOES get to be salvatore. tho rip team b this is way worse a setback than the other two routes. claudine and futaba are no where near each others sizes

the routes do get more complicated as u go down them im Glad i saved mahiru for last

also rip amemiya since masai sprung this on her with no warning ksjhdjf and this is again. a lot more work than them just skippin off to do extra training. i mean theyre still doing that but akjhjsdhf an actual Reason to restart production. akjhskjdfh she's angy

asbdfnbsmdf everyone else is fine with it.

OK amemiya u already had a swapped script goin anyway jhghg

oh new monologue here about revenging starlight. im p sure junkaren n kaomayas were essentially the same this is v diff

ok lesbians

jkhzkjxh yeah

ok do u communicate tho lol

masai's cup ramen flavor for this route

p sure most of this was in the kaomaya route but it still cute

ah image limit. tsk. i am kinda doin this one in one go tho

<<part 7 part 9>>

[pallastronomy]

CONGRATS TO KAOTABA ON THE HOMOSEXUALITY

[windandglory]

this is the kaotaba of all time

also look at poor hikari. as if she's not just as crazy as the rest of seisho

[soggystyrofoam]

woagh

[curestardust]

Shōjo☆Kageki Revue Starlight -The LIVE- #2 Transition | Futaba & Kaoruko | (1/2)

[suntann]

HAPPY GAY MONTH CUZ YOU GAY OR WHATEVER!!

omg im seeing this movie in theatres later i cant wait

[marcuyapup]

confession 🌱🌸

support me!! -> ko-fi commssions open

[desireofthestage]

long distance

[lovestruckbear]

i just think he is rly cute

[sundoodle]

i have one braincell when it comes to revue starlight and it is mostly occupied with finding even the smallest thing i could construe into Mahiru Appreciation/Why Mahiru Is Top Star

kaoruko also admires mahiru's ability to steel herself and not run away, what can she say