#Kamabaivian

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Barduil fam ship height differences

I’m a sucker for some differing heights bois

Bard: 5’9

Thranduil: 6’5

Height difference: Seven inches

Legolas: 6’1

Aragorn: 5’11

Height difference: Two inches

Sigrid: 6’0

Tauriel: 5’8

Height difference: Four inches

Bain: 6’3

Kamarind: 6’6

Vivian 6’2

Height difference: Three, one, and four inches

Tilda: 5’4

Boromir: 5’10

Height difference: Six inches

[meteor752]

ULTIMATE SHIP MEME!

Send in two (or more) names and I’ll fill all this out about the ship!

I love that no one sends any ships, but this is my fourth time doing this, I just like doing them alright.

This time it will be Bain and my two Elf OC’s, Kamarind and Vivian, who were only paired up with him so that Brand would be created, then I sold my soul to the ship and I just want to share a bit of their dynamic

General:

Rate the Ship - Awful | Ew | No pics pls | I’m not comfortable | Alright | I like it! | Got Pics? | Let’s do it! | Why is this not getting more attention?! | The OTP to rule all other OTPs

How long will they last? - Well, Bain will die one day, but Kami and Vivi will last for a good while

How quickly did/will they fall in love? Kamarind and Vivian fell in love with each other very quickly, and they did the same with Bain. It took Bain a good few years to notice that they were even flirting with him, so falling in love, or realizing that he’d fallen in love, took its sweet time

How was their first kiss? - Between Vivian and Kamarind it was passionate, between Vivi and Bain it was very sweet and between Kami and Bain, well it was quite filthy as they’d both just fallen in dirt

Wedding:

Who proposed? They had no wedding, as Elves only wed once, so I’m gonna skip this

Who is the best man/men? -

Who is the braid’s maid(s)? -

Who did the most planning? -

Who stressed the most? -

How fancy was the ceremony? - Back of a pickup truck | 2 | 3 | 4 | Normal Church Wedding | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | Kate and William wish they were this big.

Who was specifically not invited to the wedding? -

Sex:

Who is on top? They switch fairly often

Who is the one to instigate things? Kamarind, he’s quite dirty, Vivi and Bain just go along with it

How healthy is their sex life? - Barely touch themselves let alone each other | 2 | 3 | 4 | Once a couple weeks, nothing overboard | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | They are humping each other on the couch right now

How kinky are they? - Straight missionary with the lights off | 2 | 3 | 4 | Might try some butt stuff and toys | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | Don’t go into the sex dungeon without a horse’s head

How long do they normally last? These guys can go on for hours if desired to, so yeah

How rough are they in bed? - Softer than a butterfly on the back of a bunny | 2 | 3 | 4 | The bed’s shaking and squeaking every time | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | Their dirty talk is so vulgar it’d make Dwayne Johnson blush. Also, the wall’s so weak it could collapse the next time they do it.

How much cuddling/snuggling do they do? - No touching after sex | 2 | 3 | 4 | A little spooning at night, or on the couch, but not in public | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | They snuggle and kiss more often than a teen couple on their fifth date to a pillow factory.

Children:

How many children will they have naturally? Four, one produced by Vivian and Bain, two by Vivian and Kamarind, and one by Kamarind and an ex

How many children will they adopt? Well, they “adopt” the ones that aren’t theirs by blood, so yeah

Who gets stuck with the most diapers? Kamarind yeets out of there as fast as he can when the issue rises, so Bain and Vivian

Who is the stricter parent? Bain, surprisingly. Kamarind is very chill, and Vivian doesn’t always understand what her children are getting up to, so Bain as to take initiative while wondering how they raised three kids

Who stops the kid(s) from doing dangerous stunts after school? Vivian. Kamarind kinda encourages it, and Bain couldn’t imagine his sweet little angels doing anything wrong, so Vivian has to do it

Who remembers to pack the lunch(es)? Kamarind, he often has to keep track on things like that since his two lovers are both easily distracted and blind

Who is the more loved parent? Well, all four have different opinions, so there’s no more loved, except there is and it’s Kamarind

Who is more likely to attend the PTA meetings? Vivian, she’s the only one who has time

Who cried the most at graduation? Bain, but more because he couldn’t see them (Or just Brand, as the other three would be grown) than the fact that they were growing up

Who is more likely to bail the child(ren) out of trouble with the law? All three would do it, but in different ways, but the kids would most likely go to Bain

Cooking:

Who does the most cooking? Kamarind, surprisingly

Who is the most picky in their food choice? Vivian, she’s a fancy eater

Who does the grocery shopping? Bain, he enjoys going to the market

How often do they bake desserts? Both Kamarind and Vivian and sweet tooth’s, so it’s quite often

Are they more of a meat lover or a salad eater? Meat lover

Who is more likely to surprise the other(s) with an anniversary dinner? Bain, he’s a sappy boy

Who is more likely to suggest going out? Kamarind, in case he’s tired

Who is more likely to burn the house down accidently while cooking? Vivian

Chores:

Who cleans the room? Bain, he was raised with having to do chores with his sisters after his ma passed, and the habit just stuck

Who is really against chores? Both Kamarind and Vivian

Who cleans up after the pets? Bain, it’s his pets

Who is more likely to sweep everything under the rug? Kamarind

Who stresses the most when guests are coming over? No one stresses, because no one really cares

Who found a dollar between the couch cushions while cleaning? Kamarind probs

Misc:

Who takes the longer showers/baths? Kamarind barely bathes, and Bain does it fairly quickly because he don’t have time, so it’s Vivian by default

Who takes the dog out for a walk? Bain, it’s his dog

How often do they decorate the room/house for the holidays? Bain loves holidays, so they do it for both Elven and Human holidays (And some dwarven, as their child Tialah is half dwarf)

What are their goals for the relationship? To just be together and not be judged

Who is most likely to sleep till noon? Bain, he loves sleeping

Who plays the most pranks? Bain grew up with constant sibling prank wars, so definitely him

And yeah that’s that! Please send in ships, I love doing these, but if you don’t I will do them anyways, because as I said, I love doing them