#Kaiden Alenko
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The ME3 Citadel DLC really has everything:
-An evil clone
-Commander Shepard and Javik battling for top billing with Blasto the hanar in a war propaganda film
-An anime style zoom in on the eyes of Traynor and her greatest rival over a match of space chess
-A scene where you have to manually press whatever buttons your system requires 183 times to beat James in a pull up competition
-A scene where the gang is trapped in a vault with limited air, while Shepard complains about the fact that no one told them how cheesy they sound when they talk
-Shepard forcing a hardened mercenary/bounty hunter to say 'please' when he asks for more change to beat the claw game in an arcade
-Shepard almost being assassinated in a sushi resturant, then being ceaselessly derided for falling through a fish tank in their escape attempt and getting everyone's favorite restuarant closed
-Potentially a sexy tango dance scene with a merc-killing vigilante turian
-The chance to rebelliously stick your hands under a decorative waterfall so many times that a staff member is like, 'fine, do what you want, but just so you know this waterfall is a hanar urinal'
-Shepard learning to play piano
-Shepard Accusing Kaiden of poisoning them Canada style
-A toothbrush that prevents a hijacking attempt
-Watching some good old fashioned telepathic sports and cracking open a cold one with the boys while the galaxy is in a shambles
-Wrex complaing that he's been having so much sex he's too exhausted to fight the Reapers
-Playing fetch with a skillet and a Varren
-Just two space divas drinking wine and talking about shoes
-"It's joking time."
Unironically, this is truly Bioware's finest work.
#mass effect 3#Mass effect#commander shepard#garrus vakarian#miranda lawson#samantha traynor#joker moreau#james vega#javik#kaiden alenko#urdnot wrex#zaeed massani#video games#rpgs#bioware
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The “Shepard Effect” has gotten so much funnier to me as I replay Mass Effect. The thing where all Shep’s squadmates end up flying the nest and becoming big important players in their own spheres? Like the random mercenary Shep brought along to hunt Saren ended up leading his entire species, that random Quarian kiddo on her Pilgrimage ends up as her species ambassador, the Virmire survivor becomes the next human Specter, etc. It’s the effect Shepard just has on the people around them that launches their careers/destinies... except it doesn’t apply to Shepard themself. I get the marketing plan of “Commander Shepard” being the only title so they’re more recognizeable to a gamer audience, but from a military perspective it is so fucking funny that Commander Shepard doesn’t get promoted once. Like not even posthumously, not even after saving the Citadel and killing Reapers left and right, all the while their squadmates are jumping from lieutenant to major, kid to ambassador, professor to Shadow Broker. Garrus isn’t even attached to any government body, and he still goes from C-Sec officer to Omega vigilante to Reaper expert(?) in the turian Hierarchy. It’s unclear what his official position is in the third game, but we know he gets a salute from a Hierarchy general.
And here’s Shepard cruising through, still a Commander because obviously they haven’t done a single thing worthy of promotion since the first game. No, it’s fine, they’ll fix everything for you and keep killing Reapers left and right. Died in the line of duty? Just a normal tuesday for Commander Shepard, nothing noteworthy here. Yes they will be the commanding officer of a major, there is nothing strange about this rank structure.
#mass effect#commander shepard#garrus vakarian#kaiden alenko#ashley williams#liara t'soni#tali zora vas normandy
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A character sheet of one of my favourite characters, Kaiden "pancakes are my love language" Alenko.
This is based off of @swaps55's version of Kaiden, because at this point her Opus series is the only version of Mass Effect I accept.
#mass effect#art#artists on tumblr#digitalart#digital drawing#digital illustration#digital painting#artwork#kaiden alenko#mshepard#mshenko
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Here's the order, I think the squadmates would be found if they played hide and seek.
Mordin- He doesn’t hide. He says he wants to study how we all hide and react in a non dangerous but stress inducing situation. But he is actually running several bets against everyone and is keeping track of that data.
Javik- He refuses to hide, he says something about how hiding is weak and he will not practice weakness
Tali- She giggles when playing hide and seek
Grunt- he thought he was hidden well behind the counter but the top of his head is visible
Legion- He definitely would have been higher if his face wasn’t a literal flashlight
It has now been about five minutes.
Jack and Miranda- They both hid in the same closet. They start to argue about who should leave “their” hiding place. They then started throwing things and were quite loud.
James- He self eliminates. He was bored and just wanted to do better than Jack.
Ashley- She also self eliminates to flirt with James
It has now been about 10 minutes since they started
Liara- James sends Gliph to get Liara revealing her location.
Jacob- He was hidden decently it was just where Shepard happened to look
Joker- EDI helped him find a good safe spot before she hid
They’re 20 minutes into the game
Kaiden- He climbed somewhere to hide and Shepard found him while doing that stretch thing they always do.
Zaeed- He fell asleep while hiding and his snoring gave him away.
45 minutes have passed since the beginning
Samara- She felt it would be unfair to use her biotics against non-biotics.
We are now at the hour mark of the game. Javik is getting annoyed and is now determined to help Shepard find the last few.
Garrus- Javick found him. Once Javik started helping, so did everyone else.
Wrex- Is found by Tali in a small compartment. After the genophage cure, he has developed amazing hiding skills. Everyone is still confused how he was able to fit in there.
It has now been an hour and a half with three players not found. They split into teams to find them.
Thane- he is “found” by Grunt and Jack. He heard them talk about their lack of childhood and how they wish they got to experience things like this. He lets them find him.
It has been 2 hours since the start. Shepard suggests giving up and letting EDI and Kasumi win. Javik is enraged he can’t find them. And refuses to give up.
Edi and Kasumi- Javik finally found them after 30 minutes of searching. They were hiding in the same closet Jack and Miranda were in earlier. EDI and Kasumi were working together and knew after the mess Jack and Miranda made no one would think they would be hiding in there. Javik was so annoyed he wanted to play again but with his rules, and he wanted to be the seeker.
#bioware#mass effect#mass effect trilogy#squadmates#ashley williams#edi mass effect#garrus vakarian#mass effect garrus#grunt mass effect#jack mass effect#jacob taylor#james vega#james mass effect#javik#joker mass effect#mass effect joker#kaiden alenko#kasumi goto#legion mass effect#mass effect legion#liara t'soni#miranda lawson#mordin solus#mass effect mordin#justicar samara#tali mass effect#thane krios#mass effect wrex#zaeed massani#commander shepard
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probably wont finish the me3 squad screen... so here are the redraws i did anyway for me1 & me2 :)
#mystuff!!#mass effect#deep sigh as i have to tag everyone#ashley williams#kaiden alenko#urdnot wrex#liara t'soni#garrus vakarian#tali'zora vas normandy#miranda lawson#jacob taylor#mordin solus#zaeed massani#kasumi goto#jack mass effect#urdnot grunt#thane krios#samara mass effect#legion mass effect
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First Kodiak trip post Priority: Citadel! A lot has changed since the good old days
Bonus Garrus. He heard his name
#I love you drawing torsos and not wanting to draw legs <3#my art#fan art#mass effect#commander shepard#garrus vakarian#kaiden alenko#mshakarian#custom shepard#Cortez overhearing while driving: I love high gay drama
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exCUSE me Shepard, that butt glance was not subtle
#reposting this here because it was on my other account which I deleted and I'm still thinking about it#shameless shep#mass effect#me3#shenko#commander shepard#femshep#kaiden alenko
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#mass effect#me1#me2#me3#commander shepard#garrus vakarian#kaiden alenko#ashley williams#liara t'soni#tali#joker#grunt#javik#edi#james vega#kasumi goto#miranda lawson#jacob#thane krios
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✨Oooh aaaaah these are available on my Ko-Fi✨
Acrylic charms, yippee wahoo. Each is about 3.5 inches.
If these go well, there's a couple more designs I'd love to throw up. Thanks for swinging by and checking them out if you do!
#thane krios#garrus vakarian#kaiden alenko#tali zorah#tali zora vas normandy#mass effect#legion mass effect#acrylic charms
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Kaiden Alenko commission
Completed my very first commission! Drawing of Kaiden Alenko with a special chair added for @unfair-water-plane, thank you very much for being interested!
#my art#ibis paint x#chillydillyickle#digital art#digital commisions#commisions open#drawing commisions#taking commisions#commission#kaiden alenko#mass effect#mass effect 3#mass effect art#mass effect fanart#digitlaillustration#digital artist#digital sketch#new to tumblr#ibispaint art#character art
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Kaiden Alenko, God's okayest white boy: I think we need to address what's between us.
The most lesbian Shepard imaginable who just had a romantic chat with her girlfriend: The table?
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this wasnt suppsed to have like. a promiscuous vibe but OKAY…(i couldnt decide on the bg color)
(pronouns are he/him)
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A smaller little comic I made based off of this fic by @swaps55. Even if you don't know the rest of the fanfiction series, it's worth reading. It's so 🥰
#art#artists on tumblr#digital illustration#digital painting#digitalart#digital drawing#mass effect#sam shepard#mshepard#mshenko#kaiden alenko#made with krita
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"Was there ever anyone else?"
Shepard almost scoffed, but with the tense air in the hospital room, she kept it in, even though the question was rediculous. Even if she had been in the mood for romance, when would there have been time? Between the constant oversight from Cerberus, the distrust from the alliance, and the reapers that were always one step ahead, she barely had time to feel anything. Then there was the team she had to not only convince of their mission, but also prepare them to die for it. She hardly had the energy to keep her own self together, let alone find some free time for a shag in the loft.
But hadn't that been how it had been with Kaidan? Fighting the Council that never believed her, fighting the turians who still hated humans, fighting everyone else who didn't think she belonged. They'd found each other after every fight, patched each other's wounds, passed ammo around. A few stolen words in the brief minutes between meetings, assuring that the other wasn't a step away from breaking down. Getting a second cup of coffee just to spend a little more time together.
Neither of them took the regulations lightly, but still sought each other out, again and again. Finding time in their schedules when the computer didn't leave them any. A soft hand, a lingering touch. Neither of them wanted a distraction, but a refuge. Sometimes that was all they had: a few words, spoken with honesty. And yet, even in those small moments, it was more than enough; to breathe, to believe, to love.
"No." She said, finally, remembering the question. "No, there was never anyone else."
#kaiden alenko#femshep#commander shepard#shenko#mass effect#happy N7 day!#I haven’t played a mass effect game in years I have no idea where it came from#my favorite part of mass effect 2 is the pining
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@bioware
#mass effect trilogy#mass effect#bioware#n7 day#n7#garrus vakarian#kaiden alenko#andromeda initiative
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