#Kaeya and Crepus

[theleeryder]

Ragbros Adventures Story # 3

Stowaway

Diluc, dressed but still sporting a serious case of bedhead, opened his door and stepped inside. A worried frown on his face.

“Dee?” Crepus turned to him. It was unusual for Diluc to come see him first thing like this. Normally the only thought on the young boy’s mind upon waking was what Adelinde was setting on the table downstairs. “Is everything alright?”

“I can’t find Kaeya.”

((That one time Kaeya went to Sumeru as a kid and his adoptive father dragged him back by his ear))

[moonilit]

He got some fact checking to do

[f-ai-n]

(Familial) They stole the apples from a fruit stand

Long time no diluc and kaeya (+papa crepus)! Eat your fruits kids. Don't steal tho

[dailykaeyas]

[lvnesart]

Fellas, what would you do if your dad came back from overseas with a man by his side and visibly looked like he got mauled and also his new boyfriend is a decade younger than him

[nomohmoss]

p.1 p.2 p.3 (finished)

behind the scenes trees

[ursas-arts]

credit to @aratitty-itto for the idea I hope i executed your vision

[lunannex]

Crepus Week Day 3: Storm

[sleepzsharkz]

Left behind.

Reference by thijikoy.

[noctuaspine]

Crepus Week Day 2: Forests/Myths & Legends

I said I’d do good art today. Have some Satyr Crepus and Diluc plus Minotaur Kaeya or something like that.

[fruity-mond]

We don't talk enough how Kaeya literally just. Appeared.

Thinking about how Kaeya literally has NO legal documents. So like, logically, Crepus had to forge some stuff. Where is he from? Who knows but his birthday is on Nov30- don't fact check that.

Since Kaeya was abandoned, it does actually qualify him for the Late Birth Registration law in most places, and it probably makes it a lot easier that they're in the city of freedom but STILL, Crepus having to fill that up is so funny to me because he is STRUGGLING.

This kid is seven and the only way they knew his age was bc of some wacko they met on the way to Liyue for a family trip, who was high as a kite, being like "oh ya I'm a licensed pediatrician that is a SEVEN YEAR OLD" and threw up right after. And that was all they had to go off of bc Kaeya was near meltdowns at any mentions of medical testing (he's scared they'll figure out who he actually is, but comes to the realization that there's nothing to match him to)

This kid doesn't even remember his BIRTHDAY. Crepus and Diluc literally had to assign him one. Dude, he is JUST mastering Mondstadtian, he's still stuttering. How do you expect this kid to remember if he's gotten his mandatory baby shots? And he shouldn't be expected to!! HE'S SEVEN.

Crepus, filling out the forms with Kaeya on his lap:

"Kaeya, do you know your blood type?- Wait have you gotten vaccinated?"

"…Huh"

"Archons is this why you're ill 89% of the time"

Eventually, Kaeya agrees for a medical check up bc they genuinely need info on him to fill in his legal meds reports and good fucking lord HOW is this kid SURVIVING. Why is he deficient in 9 different vitamins?? Do we even HAVE 9 different vitamins to be deficient in?? So he ends up in the cathedral for like. A solid 3 months. A month where he literally couldn't leave and 2 where he's in and out for tests and check-ups.

(Turns out he IS seven but alchemy can only go so far so still no concrete birthday)

Crepus is pacing front and back, cursing Kaeya's stupid family.

Not for leaving him, no, Crepus actually feels slightly guilty that he's grateful they left him bc it gave the Ragnvindrs a wonderful new son.

No he's cursing them bc could they really not have made it easier by leaving his STUPID birth certificate and medical records with him? If you wanna abandon him, fine! MAKE IT EASIER FOR THE PERSON TO TAKE HIM IN. GOD.

Diluc and Kaeya was NOT aware of their father's anguish lmao Diluc kept sneaking in with a bunch of trinkets and books to make sure Kaeya isn't bored. Him, Jean, Kaeya and Thoma play Uno on Kaeya's medical bed

(No one is winning but Diluc is DEFINITELY losing. Kaeya has 6 wins, Jean 5, Thoma 5, and Diluc none. He nearly accidentally set Kaeya's cathedral bedsheet on fire after his 12th loss)

At some point, Crepus just starts making shit up bc dude he just wants to take this kid in please. The kid seems to know as much abt himself as Crepus knows of him, so he's no help

(and that's not his fault but come on these documents need filling)

HE JUST WANTS TO TAKE HIM HOME AND ENROLL HIM IN CLASSES WITHOUT THE KNIGHTS BEING ON HIS ASS FOR TECHNICAL KIDNAPPING.

He tells Adelinde this in a rant once:

"You forged legal documents."

"I mean, technically? Most of them were true and obtained by legal means"

"…most of them."

"Okay lets be honest right now, Addie, this is probably the tamest crime you know I've committed"

Ragnvindr Family ily (Also I'm a firm believer that Thoma was a frequent friend in Jean, Kaeya, and Diluc's schemes)

[merry-fagoland]

[f-ai-n]

Ragnvindr Family (minus Adelinde and Elzer) <3

[dailykaeyas]

[lvnesart]

Pyro Kaeya AU!

Wherein Crepus survives Diluc's 18th birthday, Kaeya confesses his secrets and upon swearing to protect the Ragnvindr family and his adopted nation, receives a pyro vision instead

[theleeryder]