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[missfinefeather]

...threesomes were common back then?

SIX?!?!?! 0.0;;;;;

[missfinefeather]

I wish there were lesbians in this show... Sigh...

Uh, right! Soli sleeps in 3 hours, let’s make some progress!

[missfinefeather]

He’s the greatest wizard since Harry Anderson...

Welp, that was a fun ride through French culture! It was actually kind of fun to go back to this series even if it’s just this once for now!

Also, today’s session was a huge reminder how awesome Solidad is! Seriously, the fact this liveblog brought him to our server more than justifies the time I’ve spent on it! ^^

Dunno when I’ll come back to this show! Probably after I’m ready to put Demons on hold? I’m thinking just having a month (4 sessions) of it at that point. Maybe December? My schedule almost never goes as planned so we’ll see xDDD

RWBY tomorrow! I might get to Infinity Train at some point either today or tomorrow.

Anyways, thanks for joining me! I love you! <3

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[missfinefeather]

The Merlin school of magic!

[missfinefeather]

MissYisunFeather

Oh, wow...

It's not even giving me the option to appeal

I guess the sex statues were too much for tumblr.

Even though it was like, historical stuff... hmmm...

Solarn

Wow.

Why do they even bother making up rules if they're just going to ignore them to flag whatever they don't like?

MissYisunFeather

I don't know

[missfinefeather]

Freshly imported french fan

I always love little bits of informal historical writings like graffiti

My favourite of that kind are the writings of Ofim, a novgorodian child from the 13th century who's drawings we found

Here he is drawing himself as a knight

those aren't his original drawings obviously

they're copies on papers to be legible

Wakraya

I like how he drew the body as the hollow space between the immensely long legs

Freshly imported french fan

Here's what it actually looked like

Honestly, he's got better art skills than I do

Some more drawings

MlleBelleplume

Now I'm imagining him doing a gamer webcomic in this style

Freshly imported french fan

I think that gamer webcomic might look a little bit like this

MlleBelleplume

loss.jpg

GhastlyGhifin

Two 13th century children on a couch, what a cliche webcomic concept

[missfinefeather]

EW, NO DUDE!

WHAT EVEN IS THAT WATER? OMG

[missfinefeather]

Omg, he seriously pulled in this guy of all people to get a second opinion on Merlin? xD

How desperate was Arthur to turn to this guy for help?

[missfinefeather]

Well, you’ve seen him performing magic right in front of you, so...

He’s a druid, just not a very good one.

[missfinefeather]

Arthur has a nasty habit of keeping incompetent people around...

[missfinefeather]

Well, he just shit himself...

[missfinefeather]

Oh come on, don’t make me hungry! D:

I can’t eat lunch until I’m finished with the liveblog!

I mean, it’s 10am so I shouldn’t be hungry, but STILL!

[missfinefeather]

Freshly imported french fan

Btw, I'm reading the Wikipedia article on sexuality in the roman era, and the part about masturbation is amazing

" one of the few surviving fragments of Lucilius, Rome's earliest satirist, jokes about a personified penis (Mutto) whose girlfriend Laeva ("Lefty") wipes away his "tears". The Romans preferred the left hand for masturbation. A graffito from Pompeii reads "when my worries oppress my body, with my left hand I release my pent-up fluids"."

Wakraya

Also in the same vein

Pompeii Graffiti are amazing and proof that we've always been the same way.It's full of like "X was here" and "Hey dudes, I'm gay" and "I got laid here :)"

GhastlyGhifin

Humans gonna human

Wakraya

Also wasn't it on Pompeii that there's also like

Dick-shaped stones on the pavement

Pointing the way to where the whorehouse was

Freshly imported french fan

I'm gonna post some Pompeii graffiti because they're all great

GhastlyGhifin

Like the Freedom Trail but with dicks

Wakraya

Yes please do

Freshly imported french fan

(Bar/Brothel of Innulus and Papilio); 3932: Weep, you girls.  My penis has given you up.  Now it penetrates men’s behinds.  Goodbye, wondrous femininity!

(peristyle of the Tavern of Verecundus); 3951: Restitutus says: “Restituta, take off your tunic, please, and show us your hairy privates”.

(bar; left of the door); 8162: We two dear men, friends forever, were here.  If you want to know our names, they are Gaius and Aulus.

Wakraya

LITERALLY ANCIENT "SEND NUDES"

Freshly imported french fan

(Bar of Athictus; right of the door); 8442: I screwed the barmaid

(gladiator barracks); 8767: Floronius, privileged soldier of the 7th legion, was here.  The women did not know of his presence.  Only six women came to know, too few for such a stallion.

(gladiator barracks); 8792: On April 19th, I made bread

(on the wall in the street); 8898: Theophilus, don’t perform oral sex on girls against the city wall like a dog

Fucking 1st century call-out post

pablo360able

MFF threesome, you say…

GhastlyGhifin

i love that one gladiator that really wanted to let people know he made bread

MlleBelleplume

The letter placement is intentional

Freshly imported french fan

This next one is just fucking wholesome

(atrium of the House of Pinarius); 6842: If anyone does not believe in Venus, they should gaze at my girl friend

MlleBelleplume

Awwww!!!

Freshly imported french fan

This next one is just someone that is very very bored

(House of Caesius Blandus; in the peristyle of the House of Mars and Venus on the Street of the Augustales); 1714: It took 640 paces to walk back and forth between here and there ten time

Also, another wholesome one

(House of Caprasius Primus); 3061: I don’t want to sell my husband, not for all the gold in the world

(Eumachia Building, via della Abbondanza); 2048: Secundus likes to screw boys.

(in the basilica); 1816: Epaphra, you are bald!

GhastlyGhifin

I wonder if his nickname was Sloppy Secundus

Freshly imported french fan

(in the basilica); 1820: Chie, I hope your hemorrhoids rub together so much that they hurt worse than when they every have before!

Ydah The Seeke

Oh shit

Someone mad

Freshly imported french fan

The next one goes out to all those that suffered because of love, pretty sure it's gonna be a big mood

(in the basilica); 1824: Let everyone one in love come and see.  I want to break Venus’ ribs with clubs and cripple the goddess’ loins.  If she can strike through my soft chest, then why can’t I smash her head with a club?

(in the basilica); 1826: Phileros is a eunuch!

MlleBelleplume

0.0;

Freshly imported french fan

(in the basilica); 1864: Samius to Cornelius: go hang yourself!

Again, call-out post

(in the basilica); 1904: O walls, you have held up so much tedious graffiti that I am amazed that you have not already collapsed in ruin.

(Inn of the Muledrivers; left of the door); 4957: We have wet the bed, host.  I confess we have done wrong.  If you want to know why, there was no chamber pot

GhastlyGhifin

"Crapper's full, so we pissed the bed, sorry not sorry"

Freshly imported french fan

(bar/inn joined to the maritime baths); 10675: Two friends were here.  While they were, they had bad service in every way from a guy named Epaphroditus.  They threw him out and spent 105 and half sestertii most agreeably on whores.

Herculaneum (on the exterior wall of a house); 10619: Apollinaris, the doctor of the emperor Titus, defecated well hereI also really like this one

(Bar of Prima); 8258, 8259: The story of Successus, Severus and Iris is played out on the walls of a bar: [Severus]: “Successus, a weaver, loves the innkeeper’s slave girl named Iris.  She, however, does not love him.  Still, he begs her to have pity on him.  His rival wrote this.  Goodbye.”  [Answer by Successus]: “Envious one, why do you get in the way.  Submit to a handsomer man and one who is being treated very wrongly and good looking.”  [Answer by Severus]: “I have spoken.  I have written all there is to say.  You love Iris, but she does not love you.”

GhastlyGhifin

Oh damn

Wakraya

Ancient DRAMA

GhastlyGhifin

Also the Emperor's Doctor wanting to let people know exactly how satisfying a deuce he dropped

Freshly imported french fan

Also, wise words(in the basilica); 1882: The one who buggers a fire burns his penis

Solarn

That one has a story behind it.Shame we will never know what it was.

GhastlyGhifin

Godspeed, flame

penis, you legend

Freshly imported french fan

I'm pretty sure it's just a saying like "Play stupid games, win stupid prizes"

but I prefer to dream

Freshly imported french fan

Also, here's a very awkward one

House of the Centenary; in the atrium: My lusty son, with how many women have you had sexual relations?

(House of the Citharist; below a drawing of a man with a large nose); 2375: Amplicatus, I know that Icarus is buggering you.  Salvius wrote this.

MlleBelleplume

I love how people aren't even here for the liveblog, they're just here for solidad doing his historian thing xD

Freshly imported french fan

(House of Orpheus); 4523: I have buggered men

This isn't really my historian thingI don't even study roman historyI chose to study ancient greece instead

MlleBelleplume

You're still doing a great job!

Freshly imported french fan

I just really love historical graffiti

And thank you

Freshly imported french fan

I'm sure there's an interesting story behind this one

(atrium of a House of the Large Brothel); 1520: Blondie has taught me to hate dark-haired girls.  I shall hate them, if I can, but I wouldn’t mind loving them.  Pompeian Venus Fisica wrote this.

(vicolo del Panattiere, House of the Vibii, Merchants); 3117: Atimetus got me pregnant

MlleBelleplume

Should have used protection... oh wait

Freshly imported french fan

Condoms existed in roman times

MlleBelleplume

Oh, good

Freshly imported french fan

Also there were female means of contraception

Like pessaries

they're even mentionned in the Hyppocratic oath

[missfinefeather]

The queen is such an understanding women honestly.

I mean, how much choice did she have in the matter? I mean, she’s consenting of a polyamorous relationship but he kind of has final say either way so...

Not to mention, she doesn’t have the freedom to sleep around.

Neither does Arthur’s mistress.

[missfinefeather]

HE KILLED 15 PEOPLE IN 4 WEEKS?!? 0.0;

[missfinefeather]

Ohh, that’s um, tamer than I thought xD