#KNOWING they will tell me their uberpowerful chestzapper3000 can compress anything it puts its mind to
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i love to email binder companies about their sizing charts. i say "hey girl my rib size is an xs and my chest size is an xxl what do you think i should do here. Bc i know small or xs wont work" and then they go "well our uber powerful chestzapper3000 can compress ANYTHING. get a small ☺️" And then i get the small and it doesnt fit
#text#SP*CTRUM OUTFITTERS... -__-#ok to be fair i was only btwn like. xs and l not xxl#but im looking wistfully at my billionth binder company knowing i am going to go bankrupt if i keep buying binders that dont fit#KNOWING they will tell me their uberpowerful chestzapper3000 can compress anything it puts its mind to#Well it cant. SORRY
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