#KITTIE (evil emoji)

[zepuffer]

commission for @shimmychimmy …. bruab

[clavissionary-position]

The Kitty of Kogyoku

Azel: Matthias, will you come here for a moment? I have a fascinating theory.

Matthias: (stops poorly-carving an owl from World-Famous Achroite Wood) What is it?

Azel: You'll see. Would you please take Kagari's katana?

Matthias: But he's sleeping with it. He might have nightmares without it.

Azel: Not to worry. I'll simply give him God's Divine Protection™. He'll sleep like a baby warlord.

Matthias: Hmm. I can agree to these conditions. Very well.

Matthias: (takes Kagari's katana)

Matthias: (or tries to)

Matthias: He's got a really powerful grip. And I say that as a part-time logger.

Azel: Oh, my. That makes you the lumberjack lawyer, doesn't it.

Matthias: 😇 I am a man of many talents.

Azel: Like carving uglyー

Matthias: I'm sorry, what was that?

Azel: I said the 😇 emoji is copyrighted to me, and I charge a small fee for every use.

Azel: (slaps Matthias with an invoice)

Matthias: My apologies. I'll wire the fees to your temple immediately.

Azel: Thank you very much, it's always a pleasure doing business with you. But first, our katana problem...

Azel: (nods to Kagari) Tickle his chin like a cat.

Matthias: Like this?

Matthias: (tickles Kagari's chin) Tickle tickle tickle.

Azel: The sound effects are unnecessary, but, oh, look there!

Kagari: (drops his katana)

Matthias: I hope his enemies don't know about that trick.

Azel: We might be his enemies one day. Anyway, now that we're past that life-threatening stageー

Azel: (leans in to whisper) Kagari. What do you do when you're angry?

Kagari: (in his sleep) Resolve things peacefully by talking it out.

Matthias: (gasps)

Matthias: (looks at the katana)

Matthias: (looks at Kagari)

Azel: (uses Matthias' hand to pick the katana up and tuck it back into Kagari's embrace)

Azel: Could you repeat that, Kagari?

Kagari: (sleep-reaches into his pillow) Do you want to see the doodle I made of the guy I killed this morning?

Azel: No.

Matthias: Yes.

☆

Kagari: (recapping the episode) And then I got bored went to sleep for real.

Azel: A fine tale. But just because you don't have anything new to share for storytime doesn't mean you should recap events we were all present for.

Azel: Literally 20 minutes ago.

Azel: ...Sleeping so little will make you a liability to your fellow alliance-members, Kagari. Not to mention the toll it will have on your body. Don't make God watch you waste away.

Kagari: No one's making you watch anything. That's just how I operate. I've got to be ready for the kill at any moment.

Kagari: And, for the record, I do have new stories, but someone keeps insisting I censor all the blood and gore.

Matthias: (the owl carving is now in a special class of abomination) It's a shame because all the blood and gore truly feels like its own character with how you tell your stories.

Kagari: Thank you, Matthias. As always you have... (stares at the carving) ...impeccable...

Azel: Aaand here's your invoice for the chin tickles.

Kagari: You're not the one who tickled me.

Azel: Imagine if I didn't charge royalties for my ideas.

Kagari: Are you imagining it, Matthias?

Matthias: (tears in his eyes) I am.

Kagari + Matthias: The Perfect World.

Azel: Your carving sucks and I hope you fall on your katana.

a/n:

To my knowledge, Matthias is neither a logger nor wood-carver, he simply hails from a country with those industries. But in my head he absolutely is, and in such cases his shirt is always optional.

"Tickle his chin like a cat"—I learned a lot about cats from reading that Yves Like a Kitty bonus story 🤣

Oh also also I was inspired by incorrect ikevamp quotes by @/yanderepuck and @/evil-quartett

[custom-emojis]

another wordmoji of the kitty face but this time the evil one. >:3c 

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[Please read my Carrd before using my emojis]

[christmasjade]

JJK Hcs (kinda?)

I honestly wanna start posting jjk hcs i have, hcs in general for any fandom tbh, but like... idk, i never write them down, i just think of things I personally find funny.

oh, and lots of major spoilers for jjk :D

But one that I do have is that Mimiko (one of getos daughters) never cut her hair after he died, because he used to do it for her! I know that it's probably like that because duh, no time to actually think about styling or grooming because her dads body is being played around and used as a puppet for the sake if evil but still! I'd like to think that he (Geto,not Kenny) used to cut it for her because when she and Nanako were younger, maybe 10? She tried to cut it for her, but fucked it up REALLY REALLY bad. So Geto fixed it and she only trusted him to do it even after Nanako got better at it.

Another one is that Nanami has that god awful decor. The one where it'll be like a pillow, and its pillowcase is white with cursive lettering that says "Pillow". I forgot the name of it, but this basically:

This god awful shit 😭😭😭. I feel like he finds nothing wrong with it (and i mean, nothings wrong with it..it's just..bad.) and genuinely find it nice to look at. But, with that being said i feel like he never used some of it that much, so they still look nice and shiny. The lettering never got scraped after years of him having it, and it'll still stay that way forever. Oh, and since Ino in recent chapters was seen with Nanamis blade, i feel like he'd take the bread box specifically and give it to the Bakery Girl (who, fun fact- does nor have a name! It's literally just "bakery girl in the anime guide book.) . And if she were to ask about Nanami, he'd probably say he's fine and just left to go to Malaysia.

Annnd. Speaking of Ino, I'd like to think that while Nanami was alive, one day he showed up on a mission (on april fools day specifically) and his ski mask had the same print as his tie (outside) and blade (inside). He only had it for 2 minutes before Nanami told him to put the normal one on.

A head canon for Gojo that I have is that he has a collection of ridiculous sunglasses. Like he just..has hello kitty ones, ones with different emojis, a pair thats shaped like clouds, the sun, rain clouds, partly cloudy sunglasses.

And along with said sunglasses, he just has..stupid ass outfits to go with them? Think Ms. Frizzle but instead of the earrings and dresses, its sunglasses and ..whatever clothes he has.

I'll put more up when I think of some :D

[fruitviking]

Hello friends! I have an EMOJI QUIZ for you

Guess the Sherlock Holmes characters:

1) 👵🧹🛌

2) 🪑🤫🤵‍♂

3) 😡🐈❄️

4) 👑🦸‍♂️💰

5) 👨‍⚕️🐍💪

6) 🇩🇪🚲💀

7) 🔎🎩🚬

8) 👩‍🦰👗😨

9) 😭🖼️⚖️

10) 🩺👨📝

11) 🏦🕳️🧪

12) 👧🎹🚴‍♀️

13) 🐸🏏📜

14) 🦰📖😂

15) 📿⚰️😴

Answers under the cut - please don't spoil them for anyone else!

ANSWER KEY

1) Mrs Hudson - older woman, broom, bed (and sometimes breakfast)

2) Mycroft Holmes - chair, shush, fancy gentleman

3) Kitty Winter - angry, uh...kitty. winter.

4) The King of Bohemia - crown, stupid disguise, loadsa moneeeeyyyy

5) Grimsby Roylott - doctor (evil), snake, stronk

6) Professor Heidegger - German, cyclist, dead (RIP 😔)

7) Sherlock Holmes - magnifier, top hat, smoking to look mysterious

8) Violet Hunter - red hair, *electric*-blue dress, Fear™️

9) The Unhappy John Hector McFarlane (to give him his official title) - unhappy! Framed! Lawyer!

10) John Watson - stethoscope (to be stored in hat), a fine moustache, writing

11) John Clay - bank (for robbing), hole, acid!

12) Violet Smith - girl, piano, cyclist

13) Percy Phelps - frog (tadpole), cricket (wicket. Really, Watson?), scroll (important treaty that was stolen. Rude.)

14) Jabez Wilson - Red hair, the encyclopedia Britannica (volume 1), LAUGHING omg you poor gullible man

15) Lady Frances Carfax - necklace (for the pawnbrokers), coffin (out of the ordinary), sleepy time (okay fine she was drugged)

[sylvayexs-alterhuman-thoughts]

An intro post! ^_^

Hi, I'm Silver!! :3

My main blog is @sylvayex & I made this blog impulsively bcuz I've been having too many animal thoughts .-.

If you can't tell from my username & pfp, I'm a therian :]

I'm a calico cat therian & a flamingo therian :P

Update 10/4/24: turn out I'm a Kirby & Magolor fictionkin & Good & Evil albumkin

#|^.〰️.^ posting| - kitty posting

#|🦩 posting| - flamingo posting

#|⭐️ posting| - kirby posting

#|🌀 posting| - magolor posting

#|🔳 posting| - g&e posting

I'm genderfloren, any pronouns are fine, but they/them are most preferred!!

I'm also aegosexual, grayromantic, & nebularomantic :3

I have autism & adhd ://

!I am a minor!

I use a lot of emoticons, emojis, & tone tags :3 :PP

Fandoms I'm in:

Kirby, Tally Hall, Will Wood, Regretevator, Shorts Wars, SCP, DSMP, aDoFaI, FNaF, & DSaf

I will rarely (or never) post fandom stuff here, if you want that please go to my main acc!! :P

other blogs I run:

@every-vowel-is-o

@good-and-evil-daily

@one-paw-in-the-stars-comic

@paper-zubin-doll (tally hall rp blog lol)

(I have a few other blogs but they're shared & I don't want to tag them)

😛😛😛

[panthera-tigris-venenata]

Heard you had an Ever After High Descendants AU? *eyes emoji*

Yeah but it's like. Imagine how cool would that be!!

Here's the link to the AU because it's not like anything more happened since I wrote that.

Though apparently I have two versions:

Imagine the EAH Wonderlandians, when fleeting from Evil Queen's curse, accidentally end up on the Isle of the Lost instead of in Ever After High. Well of Wonders and rabbitholes and whatever can do that, Wondlamd logic you see, and Riddlish is not an exact language ✨

And it's the Isle and not Auradon cos I need to get CJ Hook and Kitty Cheshire close enough for chaos to really kick off. It's like. A vital need.

[maestrojax]

🚢 evil hello kitty emoji

𝑺𝑯𝑰𝑷𝑷𝑰𝑵𝑮 𝑺𝑯𝑬𝑬𝑻. // @anquenin

do i ship our characters together?: yes | no | not yet but maybe soon (>:3c)

would i like to ship with you?: yes | maybe, i'm willing to try | no

type of relationship i could see: childhood or high school sweethearts | exes | engaged | married | long-term relationship | crushes | unrequited love | fling | long distance | online relationship | just dating | new relationship | toxic lovers | friends with benefits

tropes i'd enjoy writing for them: friends to lovers | enemies to lovers | exes to lovers | fake relationship / dating | forbidden love | grumpy and sunshine | star-crossed lovers | surprise pregnancy | second chance | soulmates | amnesia / mistaken identity | forced proximity | secret relationship | slow burn relationship

would i rather plot first or jump right in and see where it goes?: develop their relationship first | jump right in | something in between ( what specifically? )

what now?: let's plot something | send me shippy memes | i'll send you shippy memes | write me a random starter | i'll write you a random starter

anything else i want you to know about me / my character / my shipping habits: look let jarlaxle make astarion a better person... or a worse person. who knows! they can just be crime boys together. def could have a threesome :3

[pan-fried-autism]

REVEMGE STORY TEE HEE HEE

Bowler kept using explosion blasts on my characters so I’m writing a story as revenge

This story is called nikolai get Fired :(((((((

AHEM

one day nikolai was sitting at his awesome desk and leaning back in his gamer chair.

“man.” he said, “I love being self employed. I can’t be fired and I get paid one million dollars an hour”

he was so cool.

suddenly, somebody came through his desk mirror. it looked like nikolai but he was dark and edgy.

“hello. I am SHADOW YOU. My name is spelled with a ye. my name is Nikolye.

“woah. what are you doing here”

shadow nikolye gave him something

it was papers.. and they were pink.

he KNEW what it meant.

“you’re fuuh.. fuh…. FIRING ME?????????”

“ye”

Several cartoon sound effects played as Nikolai took in the news.

“damn 😔”, he said, saying the emoji as a series of 0s and 1s

Shadow nikolye sat in the gamer chair as nikolai packed his hello kitty themed suitcase and slinked out the door.

he drove home in his F 150. he didn’t remmmber owning one

When he got home Grem was eating his t patch’s and plutonium at the same time

“Germ. I got fired” he said so so so so sadly

“Nikolai that is cringe. why”

“my evil shadow self did it”

“oh lol”

That night Grem laughed at him at dinner and he got very sad.

“Grem please I needed those million dollars a second”

“nikolai all you do with them is but Pokémon cards”

“oh”

That night (but more) nikolai lay awake.

“nikolai will you go the fuck to sleep already” Grem asked gently

“but my money.. sniff sniff 🥺”

“cant you become a v tuber?”

“That’s true.”

“yeah. get out of bed this instant and start playing genshin impact@

At roughly 2:30 in the morning nikolai sat at his basement desk playing genshin impact using a really basic looking v tuber rig. in his Defense he didn’t really know how to make one. he made 1 billion dollar

[winged-wolf-s-collection-of-arts]

[ID: Instagram post by moukawemprincess: Black and light pink text over a hot pink background- Sanrio Lovers BEWARE! (palestine flag emoji, and a picture of a Sanrio brand candy package with a circled "J" logo.) Jazwares is now manufacturing their own licensed Hello Kitty products! Here is why we're boycotting.

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moukawemprincess: We are boycotting Jazwares in response to their CEO's violently racist and genocidal statement following the zionist regime's genocide of Gaza. (An angry Hello Kitty sticker and a squinting Hello Kitty sticker)

Pictures of a message from Judd Zebersky, Jazwares CEO: We stand firmly with Israel and its right to defend its citizens against the despicable and barbaric actions of Hamas terrorists. Over the past three days, over 900 Israelis were killed, and over 2500 Israelis injured. Hamas is a bloodthirsty organization that kidnaps, rapes and kills women, the elderly, and children. I just saw a video of a young lady burned to death in front of a mob of people cheering in Gaza. Make no mistake: Hamas is a terrorist organization with a charter calling for eradicating Israel. It's a somber reminder of Israel's genuine and daunting challenges, and out hearts go out to all those affected by such evil.

As a global community, it's essential to recognize the extreme resilience of Israelis and acknowledge the necessity for any nation to safeguard its citizens. We will witness propaganda across social media that blames Israel for these cowardly acts of violence. Do not listen to the lies. Enough is enough, and remember that Israel is fighting for its very existence.

This is hitting home for many Jazmanians. We recently wrapped up our Jazwares Internship cohort with seven exceptional students from Reichman University in… (part of the post is cut off. It continues-

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…dinner with these extraordinary individuals. Besides discussing how much they loved working at Jazwares, each intern shared their dreams and aspirations for the future and how they would leave their mark on making the world a better place. Unfortunately, during the weekend, half of them were called back to Israel to defend their country. In particular, two students (Yoni, and Daniel) were immediately sent into combat. We pray for their continued safety.

Laura and I are working with Brothers for Life, an organization that help heal severely injured Israeli soldiers. The support that this organization currently need to help all the severely injured soldiers is extraordinary.

http://lnkd.in/gVQ59ZNH

I encourage all who are reading this to have open dialogue, mutual respect, and understanding amongst your colleagues, family and friends.

Together, let's remain committed to peace, resilience, and the shared values that unite all of us.

moukawemprincess: Here Judd admits that Jazwares is employing/interning colonizers and war criminals. He goes on to announce that he is donating to aid the zionist occupation forces. (sad Hello Kitty sticker, Badtz sticker)

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At Jazwares, I pledge that we WILL NOT hire anybody who supports pro-terrorist organizations or acts with hateful intent toward any group. We have seen people saying and doing despicable things - examples include individuals calling for the extinction of Jewish people, tearing down Israeli hostage posters, and resorting to intimidation and violence. There is no room for hate or intolerance at Jazwares.

Sites such as canarymission.org or donthirehate.com expose individuals who openly support terror. I implore all business leaders and hiring managers to read this article, repost it, and adopt it.

moukawemprincess: He ends his racist blabber by promoting zionist organizations who engage in doxxing and psychological warfare against Palestinians. (sighing Kuromi sticker)

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moukawemprincess: Boycott these brands (not an exhaustive list): Jazwares, ZAG TOYS, BUMBUMZ RUSS, RUSS Make someone happy, JAKKS Pacific Inc., KELLYTOY we are more than toys we are smiles, SQUISHMALLOWS, WCT WICKED COOL TOYS, LIVING ON THE VEG

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moukawemprincess: No stuffed animal is worth supporting GENOCIDE. (Image of Palestine, with the keffiyeh fabric print overlayed on it.)

Free Palestine 🇵🇸

source is political.plushies on insta

[warmnanahugs]

my piccrews!!:

this is marla ! she loves her stuffed bunny and her glasses help her see! her mum helped her dye her hair purple ! it’s her favorite color though it’s always changing hehe 🙈🙊

this is lily (she / her) on the leftand carlisle (she/they) onthe right They are lovers ! 🏳️‍🌈 #pridemonth ☺️🩷💓🤍

♥♡

ps this lipgloss is is soooo cuuute!! i would luv!!

i luv hello kitty !

i feel the same way hehe !

i always overthink how i’m going to talk to people and it gets tough sometimes 🐮but everything’s okay

i’m having such a lovely day!! how are you feeling ? ps ps. my friend pluto told me this emoji, 🧿, is an evil eye and it’s supposed to drive away negativity which i luv luv !! 🥺💕🩵☀️

night night sunshine’s ! 🧿💕💌🩷💓

[just-some-random-blogger]

meowmeow, sweety! 'you gave yourself away' you dont think these were accidents, dont you?) im glad to be here too. a little uncomfy though bc i still feel like im scamming your subs TT bc usually just some people who just send messages r anons and those who have at least ups r some bloggers. but alright. pathetic man evil meow meow TT yeah we love him. 'i’ll even distort reality if i have to' tbh sounds like a good fic idea for me... 'its more of a compliment to viserys' yk i also was confused when vissy called daemon 'son'. i was WTF. bc while its understandable why daemon acts like that, why vissy acts like this?? esp if the difference between them is 4 years (idk but you said 'too' so ig so?)? at first i even thought maybe its a twisted dream of daemon TT 'everyone deserves love even stinky daemon' FUCK GHDKFHFJ i meant to write he thinks he does NOT deserve love (thats why neither from wife nor). HGJDF my sleepy mind just read the previous not as the negative and was like in english they dont say that so no. so silly TT like daemon seeks hes brother approval (thought he gives it to him in a way), he insists that his WIFE hates him (though she still took a ring and made wedding promises), he REEKS of insecurities abt not deserving love. 'FOR YOU FOR NOTICING' dont forget i passed an exam where you dont have right answers you just analyse the texts and write 5 essays. i notice too much. not always write abt it (bc ive been writing these 2 replies for 3? hours or so) but always notice. 'even tho ur siblingless' im siblingless but not eyeless? mindless? 5 essays girl. 'DONT APOLOGIZE' i remember how you enjoyed my first expressive reply so im sorry i cant give you these emotions anymore( 'a very specific reason i added it in the first place' 😶 TUMBLR DONT LET ME PUT THIS STUNNED EMOJI WITH THE HAND BUT NO BLUSH. nvm. will the dragons' skeletons regain muscles and soft tissues and become real or will oberyn martell come to life out of his coat? 'ITS A FANFIC BUT ITS NOT' HAJSJD catmom youre so mean. AND how come you promise to watch tlou but dont watch doctor who😡 youre so cruel and dont like me and matt smith and good plot and twisted timelines. 'something so deeply intimate' yeah absolutely understand. i nave a specific form of my name which can make me literally cry when called. 'he would 100% make a shrine for her and worship the ground she walks on' he better make it up for her for waiting for 2000 years for him. 'NOW I WANNA WRITE SOME AEMOND FICS' NOT hinting on that idea with the hades and persephone, no, ABSOLUTELY NOT😶 are these 2 kitties aemond and aegon while investigating? gsdjmlsk 'HELP ME THAT WAS SO BEAUTIFULLY AND BREIFLY PUT' ooh thanks. hope its a compliment. also. ive just thought. i can see daemons horniness as not so real desire to have sex with he reader but to feel her closer and get some familiar and more tangible confirmation of their love, bond and her not going away. makes sense. 'to be super tender and sweet and full of love' YES! big brains think the same! absolutely yes! in this case its essential! although all dominant daemon is hot, i can imagine him being subby more often than anyone wants to agree and also so pretty. SORRY i got distracted. i can see him as the type to just kiss readers shoulder/neck/arm/any bare skin he can see whenever he can to just feel her and confirm that shes with him, not leaving him, not always sexually. 'if you dont feel comfy reading smut if i do write it just skip it' 1) thanks for caring abt me🥺 2) i reblogged frost bite... girl... 'I 100% MEANT' OMG TT no but imagine him calling reader 'my queen' in a hushed voice during the wedding night and in high valyrian bc its still a treason but shes HIS Majestic Eternal Wife. i really wanted to make it short but got carried away so pt 2 again. sorry TT

idk what his cat is doing so silly HAHHAH

HELLLOOOOOOO

meowmeow, sweety! 'you gave yourself away' you dont think these were accidents, dont you?)

well i just thought 'oh well i know who she is now'

im glad to be here too.

a little uncomfy though bc i still feel like im scamming your subs TT bc usually just some people who just send messages r anons and those who have at least ups r some bloggers. but alright.

scamming my subs? first of all what? subs? is this youtube? i- no one is being scammed ??? you can send me as many messages as you want. also 'at least ups r some bloggers' i dont know what you mean T_T

pathetic man evil meow meow TT yeah we love him.

HAHAH

'i’ll even distort reality if i have to' tbh sounds like a good fic idea for me...

/: i mean its what happening to THIS fic so HAHAH

'its more of a compliment to viserys' yk i also was confused when vissy called daemon 'son'. i was WTF. bc while its understandable why daemon acts like that, why vissy acts like this?? esp if the difference between them is 4 years (idk but you said 'too' so ig so?)? at first i even thought maybe its a twisted dream of daemon TT

no T_T it wasn't viserys calling him son wasn't him trying to say 'oh im older than you and this is our dynamic, father and child' it was more like, he froze because daemon thinks he's their dad and so he's just pretending to be who daemon thinks he is so that #1, he'll get the closure he wants in this moment, #2 he'll listen to what he'll say, #3 it's easier to go with it rather than tryna explain smth to a drunk man. i guess that part wasnt very clear. i thought people might confuse his intention there and i was right T_T it be like that its ok it was too next level and i knew it

'everyone deserves love even stinky daemon' FUCK GHDKFHFJ i meant to write he thinks he does NOT deserve love (thats why neither from wife nor). HGJDF my sleepy mind just read the previous not as the negative and was like in english they dont say that so no.

ah i see HAHAHA that makes more sense AHAHAAHHA he is looking for love everywhere T_T its ok ur sleepy mind mind needed sleep sleep

so silly TT like daemon seeks hes brother approval (thought he gives it to him in a way), he insists that his WIFE hates him (though she still took a ring and made wedding promises), he REEKS of insecurities abt not deserving love.

HE DOES HES A PATHETIC LIL WET CAT WHOS SO INSECURE WITH HIS DADDY ISSUES

'FOR YOU FOR NOTICING' dont forget i passed an exam where you dont have right answers you just analyse the texts and write 5 essays. i notice too much. not always write abt it (bc ive been writing these 2 replies for 3? hours or so) but always notice.

T_T HELP THE EFFORT YOU TOOK FOR ME I LOVE YOU SO MUCH THANK YOU SO MUCH MY LOVE MY HEART MY SOUL

'even tho ur siblingless' im siblingless but not eyeless? mindless? 5 essays girl.

HAHHAHAHAHA OK HAHAHHAHAHAHA

'DONT APOLOGIZE' i remember how you enjoyed my first expressive reply so im sorry i cant give you these emotions anymore

T_T im touched you remember. im just glad to get anything you are willing to give my love <3

( 'a very specific reason i added it in the first place' 😶 TUMBLR DONT LET ME PUT THIS STUNNED EMOJI WITH THE HAND BUT NO BLUSH. nvm. will the dragons' skeletons regain muscles and soft tissues and become real or will oberyn martell come to life out of his coat?

HELP ??? WHAT HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH no no it's nothing like that... or is it HAAHH

'ITS A FANFIC BUT ITS NOT' HAJSJD catmom youre so mean.

HAHAHAHAH its what she deserves for making get into pedro pascal

AND how come you promise to watch tlou but dont watch doctor who😡 youre so cruel and dont like me and matt smith and good plot and twisted timelines.

T_T i only agreed to watch 1 episode. ive watched 3 episodes for doctor who! i love you and i also🤢love🤢matt smith but taking on doctor who is so much more daunting than that zombie flic. and again i'll only watch 1 ep. if its tHAT good then i'll watch more

'something so deeply intimate' yeah absolutely understand. i nave a specific form of my name which can make me literally cry when called.

see 😩

'he would 100% make a shrine for her and worship the ground she walks on' he better make it up for her for waiting for 2000 years for him.

ASHFHE:LFHEF ??? BUT THAT WASNT HIS FAULT T_T H:ASFHLAKSHFKALSFH AFHASLFHALSFHAFH SO MEAN TO DAEMON AND FOR WHAT HAHAHHAH DESERVE

'NOW I WANNA WRITE SOME AEMOND FICS' NOT hinting on that idea with the hades and persephone, no, ABSOLUTELY NOT😶

omg i forgot about that!! we'll see. i have some aemonf reqs collecting dust in my queue so lol HAD:HASDAS i might do those first

are these 2 kitties aemond and aegon while investigating? gsdjmlsk

SFDHKAFHAFHASF OMG MAYBE HAHAHAHAH CUTIES

'HELP ME THAT WAS SO BEAUTIFULLY AND BREIFLY PUT' ooh thanks. hope its a compliment.

IT IS A COMPLIMENT IT IS A COMPLIMENT I LOVE THE IMAGREY YOU MADE FOR EVERYTHING T_T UGH I THINK YES I THINK SERVING I THINK SLAY

also. ive just thought. i can see daemons horniness as not so real desire to have sex with he reader but to feel her closer and get some familiar and more tangible confirmation of their love, bond and her not going away. makes sense.

youre SO SO SOSO RIGHT HES SUCH A SIMP AND PATHETIC AND STUPID AND I LOVE THAT IN A MAN

'to be super tender and sweet and full of love' YES! big brains think the same! absolutely yes! in this case its essential! although all dominant daemon is hot, i can imagine him being subby more often than anyone wants to agree and also so pretty.

;KDFGHLKHG;LKDHSGDK YUM YUM I LOVE THAT SO MUCH ;SAHGF;LHASD;FHAS;LDKFHADS;LKFHASD;KLFGHDAS;FLKGHASDF;GADFL;KJASDGF;KJSDAGF;KSDAJFGSAD;KFJD NOT ME WANTING TO SKIP EVERYTHING AND JUST WRITE THAT SKDF;SKFG;SKFGKFGSDKFFK;GF;SAFG;SADKFGAS;FGSADF;

SORRY i got distracted. i can see him as the type to just kiss readers shoulder/neck/arm/any bare skin he can see whenever he can to just feel her and confirm that shes with him, not leaving him, not always sexually.

YOU AND ME BOTH JUST THIS ^^^^^ THIS EVERYTHING THIS^^^^

'if you dont feel comfy reading smut if i do write it just skip it' 1) thanks for caring abt me🥺 2) i reblogged frost bite... girl...

HAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH IM LAUGHING SO HARD OK AHHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAH

'I 100% MEANT' OMG TT no but imagine him calling reader 'my queen' in a hushed voice during the wedding night and in high valyrian bc its still a treason but shes HIS Majestic Eternal Wife.

;SKLFH;SDHFSDHHAHD;AHSDAHDADASDH WHAT DO YOU MEAN IN A HUSHED VOICE MANS ABOUT TO SAY MY QUEEN IN HIS VOWS ON MIC WITH THE SPEAKERS ON MAX IN FRONT OF THE ENTIRE WORLD FUCK TREASON HE LOVES AEMMA SO MUCH AND WOULD KILL FOR HER BUT YN IS

HIS QUEEN

AND AINT NO ONE ABOUT TO GET IT TWISTED HE WOULD COMMIT THE MOST UNHOLY OF CRIMES FOR HER AND THATS ON PERIOD

i really wanted to make it short but got carried away so pt 2 again. sorry TT

DONT EVEN APOLOGIZE IM HAVING SO MUCH FUN but i do have to finish my homework and do laundry so i might read your other messages later

xxx

i love you thank you so much for this response. i hope you are doing well

[jentlemahae]

😭😭😭😭 why the evil cat emoji

bcs if they arent showerinng him with compliments im sending them negative energy 😼😼😼

[veilk]

[ID: Multiple blinkies. In order, they are:

A pink and white one with a picture of the autism creature at the end. The text is many exclamation points, expanding past the border.

The trans flag, with "T4T" written on it in black text.

A pink one with a transparent background, reading: "Monster fucker". In between the words is a heart.

A red and black one, reading: "Evil autism"

A purple one with a pixel art cat on each end, reading: "no thoughts just kitty (mispelled as kttiy)"

Nyan Cat's rainbow, reading: "i <3 (heart emoji) nyan cat!"

A pale pink and green one with a pink flower at the end, reading: "Trans love heals"

A blue one with a picture of rainbow dash, reading: "kill fascists!"

The last two images are userboxes. The first one is white with a drawing of a cat, reading: "this user is a fucked up little guy!1!! (multiple words are mispelled)". The second is black with a picture of three Z's, reading: "This user is very tired." /End ID]

[mushroomdropsystem]

Hi there this is our current alter name list and matching emojis, alters and commenters may use one, or both

(emoji fast travel in #s just click the alter emoji you'd like to see)

❗ !!! (congratulations it's twins!)

❓ ??? (congratulations it's twins!)

🎸 Al blu (song fictive of alien blues)

🏖 Beach ken (Beach Ken fictive)

☢️ Dr. Oppenheimer (fictive from Oppenheimer movie)

😺 Candy (the literal cat)

✊ Garnet (fictive SU (rly only plays beat saber))

😣 Grumpy (Purrfect Tale introject)

😐 Oliver (Purrfect Tale introject)

🐉 Hiccup (fictive from how to train ur dragon)

🥺 Kitty (factive of our best friend)

🚔 Leon (fictive from resident evil/dbd)

💠 Missing No. (out from dormancy)

💷 Officer K (fictive from blade runner)

👽 Paradot (fictive SU (tablet kid))

🐞 Puppycat (fictive from bee & puppycat)

🖥 Pyro (introject of Pyrocinical YT)

🐀 Rat (demon mf)

🍼 Lil Rat (little of rat)

🌹 Rosie (alien sweetheart)

🌙 Little Rosie (little of Rosie)

🔥 Rin (fictive from blue Exorcist)

💨 Seth Rogen (introject of the actor?)

🩻 Shaun (fictive of the good doctor)

🚬 Simon (fictive COF (regular dude(kinda)))

💒 Kitty Simon (fictive COF (meow meow/silly))

🦽 Sick Simon (fictive COF (hes sick and can't walk))

🩸 Silly Simon (fictive COF (silly sso silly))

📱 Little Simon (fictive COF (smoll))

🌟 Simpleflips (introject of simpleflips YT)

🕸 Webber (fictive Don't Starve)

🧪 Wilson (fictive Don't Starve)

😇 ångel (Lalaloopsi boy doll object alter)

🧸 Cardamon (fictive puppycat)

👻 Nyx (split off of an art peice won't talk much)

📛 Crona (Soul eater introject)

🕳 Ragnarok (SE introject only speaks to crona)

⛓️ Yoon Bum (killing stalking introject)

🐸 Baby Bum (Yoon bum but a kid)

🪡 Empty SEKAI Miku [EM] (project sekai fictive)

🫐 Craig (southpark fictive)

☕ Tweek (southpark fictive)

📼 Alex (marble hornets fictive)

🌈 Tism Creature (autism creature introject)

🍑 Fawn (shy bunny)

🍟 Fry (Futurama fictive)

❌ Blury (mf named Blury)

🌸 Kylar (degrees of lewdity fictive)

🍆 Sock (degrees of lewdity fictive)

🟡 Ena (Ena fictive (happy))

🔵 Ena (Ena fictive (sad))

🟠 Ena (Ena fictive (drunk))

🌀 Connor (Detroit become human fictive)

🗡 Link (BOTW/TP/TOTK fictive)

🍷 Nils (fictive from twilight host club)

🧠 Brain (sad)

🤬 Bruno (can't keep his mouth shut)

🫀 Wren (Jeff the Killer introject)

📺 Blurry (all of your friends are gone rn, please come back later)

alter count

76?

(Needs fucking fixed AGAIN)

Simply plural ID:

Y8XBH6zJGRM5ml4OyA7m1CrfW7f2

[patchofsunlight]

allergies | zuko x fem!reader smau m.list

summary: Y/N has no feelings for her best friend’s brother. In fact, she might just be allergic to him with how much she definitely doesn’t like him.

status: complete

warnings: uh, angst. fluff. humor?? i hope?? also swear words!!! a lot of those!!! there’s like a mild panic attack on chapter 7 i think. yeah if something more comes up i’ll add it here

0, introduction

1, why are you flirting in the gc

2, she seems chill

3, clown face

4, KARMA I SAY 

5, the smiling with no soul emoji

6, you are just that predictable 

7, get in loser 

8, buckle up ladies (w)

9, stubbornness and a grudge 

10, yes❤️

11, and a coward

12, pretty little evil mind

13, operation y/n

14, this u?

15, what about no 

16, why are all of my friends against me

17, another cat

18, whaaaaat???? nooooo

19, this got awkward haha

20, DOCTOR KITTY 

21, yeah no shit

22, pinkies

23, pack it up jughead

24, let her suffer

25, epilogue