#K.E.W.K. is in quarantine

[killemwithkawaii]

Baptism is a religious ritual in Christianity where a person is dunked underwater and ‘cleansed by Christ.’ Demon Sal is present for his Master’s forced baptism, and finds them bawling their eyes out afterwards because their family forced them to go through a very intense religious experience they never wanted. How does he react?

Demon!Sal and his forcibly-baptized master- 

>Y/N had been crying for a rather long time

>They sat on their knees, still completely drenched from the ceremony and shivering from exhaustion and cold. They had fought against their family members and the high-and-mighty men in robes with all of their strength, but had failed to stop themselves from being forcibly submerged in the shallow tub and prayed over by the crowd surrounding them.

>Sal sat quietly next to y/n. While the whole ordeal with the unwanted dip in the public bath had surely been unpleasant, he didn’t quite understand why his master was so upset and was unsure of how to help calm them down.

>It was difficult to explain their mortal thought-process to the curious demon at any other time, but right now y/n was hiccuping between sobs and completely unable to voice their concern, which was mostly about him

>’What did this mean for him? What does this mean for us? Is our contract nullified? Can I still be his master? Does this mean he has to leave? Is there any way I can undo this? Can I even kiss him goodbye without hurting him-’

>”Shhh...”

>Sal had retrieved a small, plush towel from his pocket-dimension and gently placed it over y/ns head. He began to dry their hair, careful not to scratch them with his claws despite their shaking.

>Y/n flinched away, afraid that the holy water that soaked their body would burn him on contact. He didn’t falter, instead wrapping his long, heart-tipped tail around them to keep them within his reach

>”You’ll make yourself sick if you keep this up, master....”

>They stared at him. ”Y... you’re okay...? Holy water doesn’t hurt you? You can still touch me??”

>Sal laughed as he shook his head, working his way down to dry their face and neck. “Ha! It will take much more than some old fools blessed bathwater to keep my hands off of you. You humans and your superstitions are so funny... Is that what's upset you so?"

>His master sniffled and nodded

>"The magic that binds us is much more powerful than whatever that puny spell was... It just made you smell sour, more than anything." Y/n made a face, unsure if they should be offended or relieved. 

>He stood and offered a hand to help his master to their feet, tilting his head and closing his eyes as if to smile. "But! That will be remedied once we get you home and you allow me the privilege of bathing you myself." Y/n took his hand, relieved that the skin-to-skin contact felt as it typically did. Now that they didn't have to worry about losing Sal, they could focus on finding some dry clothes, and how they would confront their family for making them go through such an awful experience...

>Sal kept his positive demeanor as they left together, and did not let his master notice just how much his skin was crawling. Contact with the holy water, being on hallowed ground for such a long time, and witnessing the cruelty his masters' fellow humans had inflicted upon them had left him feeling drained and nauseated. 

>His symptoms were mostly relieved when they crossed the threshold of the churchs back door, though the sour smell still lingered. Now that y/n had been reassured, he could also focus on finding them some dry clothes and how he would confront their family for having the audacity to put his master through such a disgusting experience...🔪

[killemwithkawaii]

Sal finding out his s/o is insecure about their weight?

While Sally has always been slim, hes no stranger to body issues and being insecure about how you look. If he found out his s/o was insecure about their weight, he would reassure them that he loves them for who they are, and so he would be attracted to them whether they were skinny or fat. He actually kind of likes that his partner has some extra padding so he can cuddle them without his bony self making them uncomfortable, and his s/o being his size or bigger means he can wear their clothes when he misses them 💕

Sal wearing his chubby s/os clothes:

 https://killemwithkawaii.tumblr.com/post/615852695313629184/p-thinking-about-how-im-a-chubby-gal-but-that

Sal and his insecure s/o:

 https://killemwithkawaii.tumblr.com/post/613903470588837888/heyyyyy-can-you-give-me-some-really-quick

(Please don’t use, edit or repost without permission)

[killemwithkawaii]

Sal is a gremlin like most of us in the server, pass it on lmao

Sal is a gremlin and here’s why-

>[sees something on the ground, picks it up] “this is mine now”

>different day, same clothes (just febreze that shit)

>”When did you last shower?” “[counting on fingers]...wait, what day is it?”

>[eating cold spaghetti straight out of the tupperware with the fridge door open]

>Likes to wedge himself into small spaces and hang out (and won't pass up on the opportunity to spook someone if they stumble upon him)

>Has urges to eat non-food objects (candle wax, erasers, marbles, laundry soap...) (he doesn't, but he wants to)

>"Sal, no-" "[HIIISSSSSSSS]"

>Will keep and wear clothes and shoes until they're practically falling off of him. Pretty much everything he owns is from a thrift store, flea market, was fished from a dumpster or found on the street, so it's all half-way there from the start anyway. 

>Has collections of rocks, bottle caps, packaging, etc. ("I just think they're neat.")

>Climbs and stands on things he probably shouldn't be climbing or standing on

>Rarely turns down a dare and is always the last to back down in a game of chicken 

>Unafraid of getting dirty or wet ("I can just wash my hands/shower/change when I get home")

>can handle bugs, worms, spiders, etc. without any difficulty 

>"You guys wanna see something cool? :3c"

[killemwithkawaii]

I really like the thought of Yan!sal having as a big-brother relationship with his fem darling for the first few weeks of knowing her but slowly becoming more obsessed with her. Slowly starting to stalk her to make shure she gets home safe , watching her through her window to make shure she is safe , stuff like that. Not even realizing that he is lustful of her until he is looking at a photo of her and gets a boner and has a mini panic.

Tbh? Tbh bro, I’m Oblivious and so is my self-insert in my love-sick sally au ;w; I could totally see him being worried about his darling being safe because they tend to day-dream, are a little forgetful, and can be overly trusting of strangers. 

Love-Sick Sally being like a big brother to his darling (at least at first)-

>It starts with him asking [darling] to text him when they get home safely one night, but they forget to do so before falling asleep. 

>They aren’t answering his texts, and he gets so worried that he walks to their house. 

>Their light is on, but they don’t answer the door

>he looks in the window to find them passed out on the couch with their shoes still on. 

>“*Whew!* They’re safe… (and this whole scene is kind of adorable?)”

> He hangs around for a few minutes longer than necessary before realizing what he’s doing and wanders back home.  

>The next time he sees [darling], he gives them a light scolding for worrying him. He can’t ignore the fluttering in his stomach when they sheepishly apologize and pinky-promise to never do it again

>He trusts they’ll try their best, but still feels better following them home and making sure they get in the door himself

>Texts them more and more often because they always seem happy to talk to him and all those emojis kind of make him melt. 

>He ends up getting invited to hang out constantly and accompanies them when they go to run errands around town each week.

>He took them up on their offer originally because he’s seen [darling] space out and almost walk into traffic multiple times. He’s started hooking arms with them when they walk as a protective measure and he doesnt exactly mind how much they’ve started clinging to him in response.

>Sal pretty much goes with whatever [darling] wants to do, so he doesn’t protest when they pull him into a photo booth during a trip to the local strip mall

>They’re so enthusiastic about the whole thing, doing silly poses and hugging him so that they were cheek-to-cheek in the last picture

>He’s very careful to tuck away his copy of the photos so that it stays in pristine condition

>And he can’t help but pull it back out to stare at once he gets back home from following [darling] back home. Time slips away from him as he studies the pictures, and he can’t help but think about how much fun he has when he’s with them, and how much he likes their smile, and how warm and soft they felt when they clung to him, and how good their perfume smelled…

>…when did he get hard? 

>What?? No. No no no no no no, no. No. This was [darling] he was thinking about! They were so innocent and helpless and cute He couldn’t think about them like that!! could he?

>Then again… They were so precious- he knew that they needed someone to take care of them, protect them, love them… And [darling] seemed to enjoy being close to him, so who better than him to think about [darling] in that way? 

>And maybe… be with [darling] in that way...?

>Either way, he knew he needed more pictures of them together as soon as possible, and [darling] would be happy to oblige 💘

[killemwithkawaii]

Psst... keep this a secret but I saw Larry starting at Y/N's chest in class , dont tell anyone tho because I think he is going to ask her out later and he honestly scares me.

Yeah, I’ve noticed him staring at y/n a lot lately, too… I wouldn’t worry about it though! Y/N has a good head on their shoulders, and I don’t think Larry would do anything drastic at least not if everyone stays out of his way. 

I think they would make a cute couple tbh?? I hope it goes well~ 💌

[killemwithkawaii]

Imagine growing up with Sal in the apartment complex with him and Larry. When you guys get older Sal's voice starts getting deep and hes confused on why you get so blushy when he talks now.

Sals voice changing-

>Larry and y/n ripped on Sal SO HARD when his high voice first cracked mid-sentence

>For at about a year, Sals voice would crack pretty regularly, and he had trouble controlling his tone, volume and pitch. All this resulted in some very awkward instances in public and some quality inside jokes in the group.

>It was all fun and games until all the croaking and squeaking was over with, and Sal came out the other side of puberty sounding like a goddamn siren 

>His voice turned out deep, a little raspy, and had a quality that one might call… sultry? Sexy?? A huge turn-on???

>This made it difficult to process what he was saying, because y/n was so wrapped up in just listening to the sound of him speaking. Asking him to repeat himself multiple time didn’t do much to help, as the repetition just made y/n wonder what Sals voice would be like making some… other repetitive sounds. 

>y/n developed a habit of letting Sals calls go to voicemail just so that say had a recording of him saying their name to play over and over in their ear

>All this sudden perceived disinterest on y/ns part got under Sals skin 

>He confronted them, doing his best to keep his temper under control, but was still obviously angry and confused

>As much as they wanted to explain, y/n was too star-struck to form a coherent answer (when did he start sounding hot when he was mad??) and just stood there wide-eyed as he spoke

>”Y/N, are you even listening to me,” he growled, getting in their face so that they couldn’t look away. He had been patient, given them plenty of opportunities to respond to his questions, but all they had done was stare at him and he was becoming increasingly frustrated. “Y/n? Y/N-”

>”Say it again”

>”-What?”

>”My name… p-please, say it again, just like that- im begging you… please💞💦”

[Read Part 2 Here~]

[killemwithkawaii]

DAAAADD its time for thirsty hours. Sal taking the lead on the bedroom one night after non stop teasing, he turns you into a begging, whimpering mess 👀

>(banging pots and pans) THIRSTY HOURS THIRSTY HOURS THIRSTY HOURS

>Im your dad (boogie oogie oogie)

Sal domming y/n after they’ve been teasing him-

>Sally is a patient man

>But an afternoon of being at half-mast would wear anybodys resolve pretty thin

>y/n had been egging him on all day, first by wearing those jeans that made their ass look absolutely irresistible, then by deciding today was the day that they would clean the entire apartment

>There was literally no reason to be bending and contorting the way y/n was while they did their chores- besides giving Sal the best view possible while making it seem like they (maybe) werent doing it on purpose

>He’d resorted to moving to different rooms to try and give himself a break, but they kept following him and finding something to bend over for clean while they were there.

>The last straw was when y/n got on all fours to organize a drawer and arched their back just so

>‘Thats it’

>He quietly but purposefully approached them and placed his heel between their shoulder blades, forcing their chest and face to the floor

“Sal? I don’t-”

“Oh, now you have a problem with bending over for me? You’ve been doing it for hours. I’m sure you can manage to just keep your ass in the air for a little while.”

>He knelt beside them, taking a fistful of their hair in one hand to keep them in place and yanking their pants down with the other

>y/n whines as Sal teases them, slipping a finger slowly in and out of them, but they keep trying to sit up and wriggle away from him

>after enough protesting and begging, he jerks y/ns head up so that they’re bending backwards almost painfully, and pulls them straight back onto his waiting cock

>y/n quickly learns that their days efforts both paid off and backfired-

>they had succeeded in annoying Sal to the point of him fucking them senseless, but he was now forcing them to clean the rest of the apartment with his come still inside them

“If you’re gonna act dirty, then you’re gonna be dirty until everything else is spotless. Oh, and dont worry- I’ll still watch you the whole time like you wanted~”

[killemwithkawaii]

I want Sal to play ACNH with me and make out with me bc of how lonely I am :’)

Sal playing Animal Crossing with his S/O-

>A low-key day snuggling in bed or on the couch with Sally

>visiting each others towns and causing playful havoc

>dropping off items you’ve been saving for each other 

>Going online and seeing who can find the best (and worst) custom designs 

>grinding to catch bugs and fish to help complete each others museums

>finding new ways to try and distract each other when you’re about snag something rare

>Gushing (or complaining) to each other about your villagers

>Getting bored of grinding in-game and opting to do some grinding irl instead UwU

[killemwithkawaii]

I was lookin through my quick sketches and realized I never posted this here lmao

Cheers guys! 🥂

[killemwithkawaii]

I’m here again! (Man, you’re stuck with me now, huh?) Anyways! Yan!Sal finding out their darling wants to be with him, but is in an arranged marriage with someone else. How would this go? Also, if it’s ok to ask, I just want some NSFW head canons for yan!Sal pls :3

Oh nooo, whatever shall i dooo~~~? ;3c

Yan!Sal and his S/Os arranged marriage-

>”It’s never a crime to follow your heart” 

>Love-sick Sally would never kidnap his darling against their will

>But kidnapping them in order to elope?

>👌👌👌

>Would make a detailed and fool-proof plan to whisk his darling away in the dead of night and make the both of them vanish from their would-be suitors radar

>Is fully prepared to keep running- as long as he can be with his darling

>If desperate enough, he would be willing to break the law to make sure they’re taken care of- shoplifting food, stealing cars, pickpocketing people that can afford to misplace a few 20s… 

>would eventually find a secluded place to settle down, maybe a little cottage down a dirt road in the woods somewhere. It’s not much, but anywhere he and his darling can be together is a place he can call home 💕🏡

Some general NSFW(ish) yan!Sal headcannons-

>He has dozens of notebooks and a few shoe boxes of love notes, poetry and straight-up smut he’s written about his darling (to ‘just get it out’), but would absolutely die on the spot if they ever read any of it. It’s all on cute stationary he thinks they would like and picks it out special, just for writing about them. 📝💌

>Just can’t get enough of how they smell. Their hair, their shirts, their underwear, he’s not picky- just whatever he can get his hands on (or sneak from their room). Knows the brand of their shampoo, deodorant and perfume, notices if they change it up (and may have to buy some for himself so he can get his fix) 

>Just about everything about his darling is adorable and arousing- their voice, their mannerisms, the way they carry themselves… he could watch them all day~ (and sometimes he does!) 📸💕

>Keeps notes of he and his darlings interactions so he can remember every detail- especially the things they like and dislike. He knows their birthday, their favorite bands and movies, their work schedule, their licence plate number, their sleep schedule, clothing sizes, what they usually pick up from the grocery store, their allergies and the medication they take… he’s just curious, that’s all uwu

>finds any excuse at all to give them gifts, but his favorite is ‘it just made me think of you’ (because he’s always thinking of them) 🎁

>his closet has been taken over with what one might consider a shrine to his darling. It started as a little keepsake box, but his collection quickly out-grew the container as he started keeping things they left behind (notes, receipts, chapstick, maybe a few used straws, etc.), along with every little gift they’ve given him, all his secret poloroid pictures of them, all the writing he’s done about them, the drawings he’s tried to do of them and clothes he’s stolen from them. It’s accumulated to the point that he can’t really keep anything else in there, and he keeps it under lock and key so nobody can stumble upon it accidentally. 🔐🔞💞

[killemwithkawaii]

How would Demon!Sal help his love deal with being out of school/work for a few weeks 👀

Oooooooh, he has plenty of ideas…~ UwU

>He’s been on earth for more than 1,000 years, so his basic reaction is ‘another century, another plague’

>That’s not to say that he isn’t concerned about his darling getting sick

>Is absolutely delighted by the ‘stay at home’ order- now his darling has no excuse to leave the house, which means…

>He can be visible and naked all he wants

>They can’t go off to their ‘job’ or ‘school’ and cut short their precious alone time 

>Can tease darling 24/7

>Lots of edge play

>opportunities to show off all the bondage techniques he’s picked up over the years

>Wants to test out every toy he has in his pocket dimension (and that his darling keeps in their ‘secret’ drawer) 

>Can model all the lingerie and other clothing he’s collected, but hasn’t had a chance to show off yet

>Needless to say, his darling will get plenty of exercise and will never be bored during their quarantine (a little sore maybe, but never bored)

[killemwithkawaii]

It’s anon-Chan! My boyfriend just broke up with me and I need some yan-sal and kewk support, can we watch a movie or something 🥺👉👈

[Special event!: Yan!Kewk and Yan!Sal appeared]

>fucking finally nows our chance We’re very sorry to hear that, Anon-chan :c

>Come on over whenever! Just be ready for some serious snuggles from all sides and to possibly maybe probably never go home again 💕

>Pick whatever movie you like but dont be surprised if Sal and I pay most of our attention to you instead

>Don’t mind Sal texting, he’s just ordering us some pizza! What toppings do you like, Anon?? the skull and knife emojis are nothing, hes just emphasizing how killer this pizza needs to be 🔪☠🍕

We hope you feel better soon, love because that scum isnt worth your tears 😘💘💞💕

[killemwithkawaii]

Sal wearing his default outfit but has stripper heels on (⭐️w⭐️) he likes the clicky noise they make. Also where he’s always been short (sorry to bother you again aaaaa have a good day)

(He loves it, and Larry wants to be supportive, but a person can only take so much;;;;)

You’re not bothering me at all, pls feel free to spam me! Headcannons, gushes, ideas, aus, tell me about your self-inserts, tell me why you love the boys, just stop in to say hi, whatever you’d like. I absolutely love hearing from my dear kouhai~~ 💌💕🥰 (It can take me a while to answer asks with writing prompts sometimes, but I never ever delete them and will get to them all eventually! Just be patient c: 📝💘)

[killemwithkawaii]

I’ll try not to gush too much but I want Sal to hold my hand. Hold me in general uwaaaa 🥺 I feel like he’d smell like a weird mix of cigarette smoke and nice cologne 💕

No please gush to me like seriously??? It gives me an excuse to gush too slkaglkshakl

I feel it man like all the time lmao  I know a lot of people imagine their f/o is physically with them, but I find it really difficult? If I had to guess what he would smell like, it would be… 

>Cheap floral(?) fabric softener 

>Off-brand shampoo

>Some variation of old spice deodorant 

>Weed 

>just a little bit of natural musk uwu💕💦

[killemwithkawaii]

How does Sal feel about neck kisses? I would very much like to leave some little hickies on him. Lemme kiss and nibble. ;3

He likes them- a lot- and me and my decolletage fetish are more than happy to oblige UwU 💋💋💋💞 (he ended up keeping the pigtails in? I think he might like showing off the marks??🥺💞💘💦)

[killemwithkawaii]

I know I’m probably like five of your asks at this point and I’m sorry- but I got a great idea I think you’ll like. Ok. Yandere Sally Face finds out his sweetheart is OBSESSED with chocolate, and maybe found out by stealing their journal of kinky desires/phone with internet history, that they DEF dream of a boy dipped in chocolate and ravishing them. How would he put his plan in motion?

(I’m eating way too much discount Easter chocolate and got inspired 🍫💘)

Yan!Sal and his chocoholic darling-

>So it’s easy enough to get into someones internet history and fap folder in order to uncover their secret kinks interests

>the hard part is waiting for the perfect time to pique said interest in casual conversation and coaxing your target into revealing it themselves

>the Easter holiday had come and gone, meaning all the pastel, bunny-themed candy that hadn’t been put into festive baskets the previous day was being sold at a serious discount 🍫🐰

>Sal brought this up to his (secretly chocolate-obsessed) darling and suggested they go to the nearby supermarket, clear out the shelves, and spend the rest of the day pigging out and watching bad movies.

>They enthusiastically agreed, and the two did just that- [darling] was childishly giddy looking at the cart full of sweets and Sal was just as excited thinking about how perfectly his plan was going

>They set up in Sals living room and laid out their candy haul on the coffee table for easy access during the movie marathon

>The first movie had started, and so had their candy binge, but [darling] is having a pretty hard time following the plot- they are too busy watching Sal slowly savor a creme-filled chocolate egg out of the corner of their eye 👀

>He had his prosthetic lifted slightly with the bottom strap undone so that his jaw was partially visible. He had already bitten through the shell of the candy and was scooping out the sticky filling little-by-little with the tip of his tongue 👅

>[Darling] could only think to compare the experience they were having to seeing a bare ankle in the Victorian era- In another context, this wouldn't be such a big deal, but getting a glimpse of Sals perpetually-covered mouth seemed so strangely taboo, and seeing him dip his tongue into sweet, thick creme and lick his lips in satisfaction after finishing a bite was undeniably erotic. 

>Sal took a few minutes more than necessary to eat his chocolates, and purposefully let some melt onto his fingers each time so he had an excuse to lick and suck on them before he opened another piece of candy and began the process over again.

>He could tell that [darling] had been watching him, and they were beginning to squirm toward the half-way point of the movie. But, be would need to tempt them a little more to actually get them to act...

>Just as the climactic scene of the movie began, Sally unwrapped one of the larger truffles- one that he knew was one of his darlings absolute favorites, and one that he knew that they would notice him taking from the pile of sweets they were sharing. 🍬

>Under the guise of being absorbed in the dialogue, he allowed it to slowly liquefy in his grasp until it had almost completely lost its original shape and instead thoroughly coated his fingers and soon threatened to drip onto his lap

>The drawn-out stalemate ended when [darling]s resolve finally snapped- they grabbed Sallys arm and used the flat of their tongue to lick along the trail of melted chocolate that had run down his wrist and into his palm, finally sucking what was left of the truffle from between his fingertips

>Their euphoric chocolate-educed trance was broken when they locked eyes with Sal and froze momentarily as they realized what they had just done (which, incidentally, had been exactly what Sal had been waiting for)

>"Ah-! I-I'm sorry!! It was melting, and I didnt have time to say anything before it was gonna drip everywhere--...a-and, how could you just waste one of those like that?! C'mon man, you KNOW i love those truffles!"

>"Eheh, sorry about that... I guess we were both a little distracted, huh?” 😉