#Just saying they're amusingly compatible

[violent138]

Clark's ability to spy on people and learn literally everything about them, meet Bruce Wayne's obsessive need to learn everything about everyone.

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BODY PART BLAST ! ! ! ! 🧠 + 💀 + ❤️ for the dimension cross crew for the OC ask meme w

ACK!! OUGH!!! AGH!!!! TERRIFYING!!!! (HIIIII MIO)

answering these for all four beasts, so this is gonna be a little long!!!

(Answering questions from this ask meme! if anyone would like, feel free to send in more questions!!)

🧠 - What do you like most about the OC?

RGB - she's my beloved fursona!!!!! a single quality is hard to pick... but i'll say her personality is very fun to write because it lets me flip between RGB Is An 8 Foot Tall Furry Thing who loves enrichment (jumping straight into highly dangerous situations for fun and causing trouble on purpose) and RGB is in REAL danger she can't just escape conveniently from and has a far more nervous, cautious side underneath the very intense confidence.......

Gear - my baby boy angel sweet boy i love him i'm grabbing him with my teeth and shaking him around violently. it's kind of the personality again (even though i adore his design and i'm so proud of him as a whole) my favorite thing about him is 100% the fact i somehow combined four decently different favorite characters into one guy, and that makes him INCREDIBLY fun to write.

the bold and daring recklessness + being wildly overpowered from sonic, the knack for inventing and being the little brother from tails, the jadedness and charisma + voice & some other traits from barney calhoun, and also inventing but unhinged about it a bit from The Engineer TF2... he is the guy of all time to me

Source - oh they are just an absolute goddamn blast to write. i think my favorite part about him though is just the tonal dissonance between his personality and his backstory, and similarly to RGB- the change in behavior when things have flipped from danger for fun to real danger. funny mushroom in a fursuit (tragic, miserable, so soggy and sad)

DC - DC's like my least developed dimension cross member and i feel bad about it!!!!! i LOVE their design to pieces.. but i think if i had to choose a trait about them so far- it's the fact they come across as the most anxious and shy member of the D/C crew, but they may be the most unhinged. (y'know. the whole uh. surgically installing their own cyborg enhancements thing.) they care a lot about the crew and ensure they're healthy in a safe manner- i wouldn't QUITE put them in the bracket of being like the Medic TF2, but. concerning. sometimes.

💀 - Does your OC have any phobias?

RGB - Insectophobia, arachnophobia, (but this really only applies to small normal bugs and not big or anthropomorphic ones, amusingly) and mild claustrophobia. She doesn't mind cramming herself into small cozy spaces voluntarily (like a cat) but involuntarily is a different story (hates smaller ships and small rooms)

Gear - Way worse claustrophobia- Some small spaces are OK voluntarily (especially if he's making repairs in the walls of the ship), but he gets nervous in very close quarters. also mildly afraid of deep water (though unlike sonic, he can swim, at least)

Source - Doesn't have any phobias per se- But has a healthy fear of fire, and a general fear of rain. (i wonder why)

DC - this worm can fit so much anxiety...... Extreme phobia of deep water (can't swim) and ironically kind of afraid of like. regular worms. like earth worms. they have so many fears otherwise though <3 and a tendency to faint

❤️ - What is one of your OC’s best memories?

RGB - The day she met Gear.

Gear - The day he and RGB finally bought the cargo ship they'd been saving for, changing the course of their lives forever.

Source - When an act of kindness cut through the curtain of heavy rain, offering a hand to a lonely creature. Or, uh- that time he ate a bug that RGB was hiding from. Either one.

DC - The day they finished medical school... What, that's boring? (and RGB's isn't?) Okay, okay. The day they completed their thesis- proving that cybernetic limbs could work, and that the nervous system of their species could absolutely be compatible with artificial limbs and the brain would take to it like a charm with little issue. (of course, they immediately were kicked out and not given a medical license, but that's okay, the achievement was way more important. if their species, a bunch of fuzzy worms off the string with arms, couldn't handle the scientific advancement of legs- then that was their loss!)

[cinnamonest]

Which of the genshin men would respond better to a half-dragon! Darling?

As in: biological urge to breed and make eggs, sensitive horns and tail, WING KINK WING KINK WING KINK, haughty arrogant and stupid. (ALSO naturally gravitates towards shiny items so she can be caught in the dumbest ways.)

So like... if half-dragon darling has bbs with Zhongli does that make the bbs three-quarter-dragons....? Half-dragon quarter-human quarter-qilins???

But, either way, obviously he would respond really well to it, it gives him a sense of connection to you, and it also provides him with some background knowledge that can be used against you :) He knows all your weaknesses and needs, the things you can be tempted with, the things you can be weakened by... unfortunately this also means you know the same for him though so :/ At least your urge to breed matches his own! The biology is more compatible for that anyhow.

As for arrogance though... Dragons do tend to have a lot of pride. You share that, actually... But only one of you is the one in charge, and he will gladly make sure you quickly learn that it's not you.

Childe would get off to it in some weird power dynamic way of his. It feels like a power rush to "conquer" something that's supposed to be super powerful (even if you're really not), especially something often considered to be of sacred status, something deemed untouchable or dangerous. Note that this is also true even if you are like, the most harmless creature ever. A lazy dragon hybrid that does nothing but sleep all day, no claws or anything. Just. Let him live out his power fantasy okay? He needs it... Besides, if you're all hauty, that just makes said fantasy more fun. He wants to break you down and make you "his" in an emotional sense.

Razor has an affinity for any darling that has something "special" about them, particularly if that ties to animals in some way. You're just like him! Well, except for the scales and the reptilian features. But, just like him in the sense that you're both different from other people. It's both a sense of connection, as well as a sense of security, safety in a sense -- he doesn't fear judgement or ridicule from you, he trusts you won't shrink away from him or be weirded out by him. After all, you're different too, so you wouldn't do that to him right? You know what that feels like, so you'll be nice to him... Fortunately, or rather amusingly, attempts at prideful arrogance are somewhat lost on him. He cannot read tone of voice or facial expressions very well, and takes everything at face value and very literally, so he doesn't pick up on your arrogant words unless they're very direct, and either way just shrugs off most of what you say.

And finally, Venti has plenty of experience with dragons. He won't be intimidated or anything like that, it's almost kinda surprising how he just kinda "oh, I see. Cool. Anyway-" as if it's not a big deal. Also, his patience makes him ideal for dealing with any arrogance from you, as he can laugh it off for the most part.

If you'd like, he can also introduce you to Dvalin! You might... Get along? Something like that. Let's just hope Dvalin's brain doesn't see you and think "mate", or else it's actually going to be more like Venti trying to fight him off and run. On note of trying to run, Venti also becomes a more difficult captor to get away from, seeing as taking to the skies won't allow you to escape...

[shineonyoucrazyyandere]

Hey, can I get hcs for La Squadra with a crush who kissed them while drunk (just a peck on the lips), only to take it back as some kind of mistake when they're sober? :D

Yandere! La Squadra w/ crush who kissed them while drunk and denies it as a mistake when they’re sober.

I hope you didn’t mind me having a little creative freedom with this

Just to set up the scene :

 You and your friends were hanging out a bar together. Drinking yourselves under the table, with eventual ridiculous conversations popping up You’re barely listening until one of them points to a man just some odd meters away from where you all were sitting. Your friends start giggling devilishly 

   “Dd..da…do…wha.. now?” Your words slur sloppily out of your lips

 ““Go….kiss… that guy over th-there” one of them piped up

 “Y-yah y-you….almost…n-never…do…anything…troublesome…just tr-try it”

You looked over at the person sitting a few spots away, shrugging casually as you stumbled up from your seat and stride over to them. 

    They don’t move for a moment as your arms casually hang on their body. Your cheesy opening line of “hey cutie” in your drunken stupor escapes your mouth. Before long you managed to peck your lips on their own before nearly falling backwards trying to back away. 

 Yandere! Formaggio 

 He’ll definitely find you again and flirt hard as hell with you. You can’t just tease a man like that and leave. 

He totally knows you were drunk while doing all that but denying it isn’t going to do you any favors. 

Mistake or not you still have to make it up to him, he’ll make sure you know this as he comes up behind you to wrap his arms on your waist. All so similar to what you did to him.

Probably humiliates you, he kisses you intensely, intimate touching, he loves seeing the blush that streaks across your face. He’ll spook you quite a bit as well for extra effect. 

He’s of course gonna shrink you and take you back home with him right then and there. You’re definitely not going to be with anyone else after that little stunt. 

  Yandere! Illuso 

  It’s a totally random day he slips you into a mirror to confront you on your little misdeeds. He smirks eager to return the favor.

He’ll harmlessly just play with your hair, twirling it around if it’s long enough. His finger might just gently graze your lips.

Doesn’t listen to you say it was a meaningless mistake you foolishly did.

The touching goes on for a few minutes before he leaves you where you were standing before alone and confused. 

Illuso slowly ups the creepiness of his words over the course a few weeks, watching your paranoia increase. 

He’s quicker to take care of competition, you should be looking his way after all. It helps him make you fearful to his satisfaction. 

He’ll eventually make it all up whenever he finally thinks his little revenge streak is enough and kidnaps you eventually. 

  Yandere! Pesci

He really did think what you did was pretty cute, but when you tell him you didn’t mean it. There’s a slight break in his heart. 

But he can’t help but keep thinking about it, the kiss was so nice even if he could smell the alcohol off your lips. He even still remembers the slight taste you left behind.

He can’t bare to leave you be though, he goes total stalker on you. 

Pesci likely uses Beach Boy to snatch you up after thinking about it after awhile, he convinces himself it’s the right thing to do. He can get you to like him somehow, he’s sure of it. 

Yandere! Prosciutto 

 He’s been mulling over that moment even after occurred, the choice of your friend’s alcohol was in poor taste. More so you were so sloppy, however he found it oddly endearing.

He finds you again and ignores you telling him it was a mistakes, he’ll likely scold you every mistake has it’s consequence. He won’t let you get away at any costs. 

Hopefully you’re not with anyone else when he approaches you. He’ll make sure they’re out of commission in a heartbeat. So you don’t try to excuse yourself. 

You’re likely kidnapped in a heartbeat, and taken somewhere you haven’t the slightest clue where it is.

You’re met with several bottles of expensive alcohol (that Prosciutto likely prefers).

When he eventually sits near you, He’ll criticize every little thing you did at the time of your stunt. Suddenly your drinking things you never thought you’d get a hold of, and he’s showing you up in every way possible. Especially with the flirting and intimate touching.

The blond makes it clear no one else will be able to do such things with you. He just doesn’t want trash touching you after all. 

Yandere! Melone

 He likely made a move on you when you did that drunken kiss, you likely made him want you more as he licked his lips clean afterwards.

He probably wrote about your kiss, even if it was just a peck to analyze your form. How soft and plump they were, it gets him worked up all over again. 

Melone shows up in your daily life more often, he makes simple conversation. He doesn’t listen to that whole thing of that kiss being a mistake. It was simply meant to be you can’t convince him otherwise.

He gets unusually close in places that you’re forced to stay still, such as a day where public transportation is crowded.

He ends up softly teasing you every time you both come in contact with each other.  Your horoscope is casually mentioned as Melone attempts to get you to understand your compatibility with him. 

Ignoring him won’t work, to put it simply. He’ll easily fend off people you try to bring along to get him to go away. 

That event somehow causes you to lose your friends, and anyone you intimately talked with. He’ll amusingly get close to you, you’re not chasing him off anytime in the future. 

Yandere! Ghiaccio

  Surprisingly he didn’t make a scene in the bar you were in, no it wasn’t until after the fact he got upset.

You give him a drunken kiss and just leave like that? No, it’s not supposed to work like that. He isn’t even sure why he let you escape in the first place. 

He’ll track you down in a heartbeat, it’ll seem like he’s mad at you giving him an unwarranted kiss but it’s not that. He ends up closing in and returning the favor in full.

Tell him that that it was a mistake and he gets more upset, but he tells you he made a mistake in letting you go that night. There’s a literal chill in the air as he keeps you close.

Anyone that’s in his way of you especially if it’s a partner are frozen to death when he gets the time. 

Yandere! Risotto Nero 

 He already knows about the whole stunt thing you had to pull, he was likely paying attention the whole time your friends were talking about it.

When Risotto confronts you on this he doesn’t take you telling him that it was a mistake lightly. 

He looms over you with a firm tone telling you it was your mistake in doing such a thing to him. (He thouroughly enjoyed it honestly)

Trying to lose him after such an odd conversation, is nigh impossible. He manages to keep an eye on you the whole time you try to run.

It doesn’t take long for Risotto to catch up and get you falling to the ground against your will. He’ll kneel over you and do the exact thing you did to him back in the bar. 

You won’t be going anywhere else except with him that’s for sure from that point forward.