#Jurassic Park fusion

[dearinglovebot]

[monthgirl]

[2000skid4ever]

Eve, rex, and others getting in funko fusion is pretty cool

[pessimisticprincess]

Did you ever play Jurassic Park: Operation Genesis as a kid?

oh my gosh wow you’ve like unlocked something in my brain bringing that up 🥹

if thats the like park management type game i think it is my cousins had it for the first xbox and i used to play that so much when i spent the night

[pimentogirl]

Cretaceous

Crossover Universe: Jurassic Park

Artist: @pimentogirl

Author: tiamatv

Tags/Warnings:

Relationship: Dean/Castiel Other Tags: AU - Jurassic Park Fusion; Dinosaurs; Yes The Dinosaurs Have Feathers; Genetic Engineering; One Night Stands; Reunions; Scientist Castiel; Smart Dean Winchester; Closeted Dean Winchester; Fluff and Humor

Summary:

Dean chuckles and pauses in his walk to lean against the edge of the walkway, stretching out his bad thigh. "Well, aren't you the brave little nugget," he tells her.

She tips her head at him. Most of the others have brown feathers scattered with a little cream or black, some mottled patterns showing through from the skin underneath. In the misty, dewy early morning, this one looks like she might have a hint of green in her plumage. She opens her mouth soundlessly in his direction, long tail flicking from side to side and making snake-trail patterns in the sand of the enclosure.

Even from up here, Dean can see the tiny curved daggers of her teeth. Her tongue is purple, which… okay, that is some weird shit.

"Uh huh," he says, grinning. "I get it, you're a scary murder chicken. I'm real lucky I'm all the way up here. Mmhmm."

"Dean," a voice says from behind him, breaking the stillness of the morning. "Are you conversing with a velociraptor?"

Our DinoNerdery Collab. We squee'd over our shared love of the murder chickens and geeked out. Honestly Tia is a genius.

[bigbangsanvers]

What Remains

written by @kelinswriter

Rating: Mature

Warnings: Graphic Depictions Of Violence

Summary:

“Lena,” Maggie asked, “did you buy motherfucking Jurassic Park?”

Or the one where Lena did, in fact, buy motherfucking Jurassic Park.

Additional tags: minor supercorp - Freeform, Alternate Universe - Jurassic Park Fusion

With art by eks4s

These works were part of Sanvers Big Bang 2020 and were revealed on October 17.

[otakween]

Digimon Tamers - Episode 35

This was basically part two to the last Wham episode. Crazy shit's still going down, but it had a more hopeful ending at least. The visuals were also more striking this time, so I enjoyed this one more overall.

Notes:

FUSION! I did NOT know that this season had digimon-human fusion (jogress?) Guessing this will be a Takato-Guilmon exclusive since he's the only one who's been shown to have a connection to his digimon partner so far. Kinda strange that Guilmon's official ultimate form requires this fusion?? (In future video games, will the player character fuse with him?) Interested to see where they take this.

I was surprised we didn't get a reaction to Takato's digivice shattering, but I guess they have more pertinent matters to attend to. I guess Takato doesn't need it to do tamer-y things? Maybe this just means he can't scan cards or look at digimon data

I appreciated the opening scene with Jian's mom crying about Shiuchon. Little moments like that flesh out the characters and up the stakes. I hate it when parents are just omitted from stories cuz it makes it seem like they don't give a crap about their kids. (Side note: her chunky sweater/skinny jeans combo is cute lol. Ahead of her time!)

So Megidramon's existence puts the digital world in jeopardy because he's just not supposed to exist? Was that ever a thing in the past with bad digivolutions cuz I don't think so...

Megidramon was very badass in this episode. There was a lot of detail put into him like his acidic drool that made him fun to watch. Felt very Jurassic Park on steroids. (Though looking at his snout, he's more dragon-like than dino-like).

Makuramon shows up just to be killed lol. I call BS with Beelzebumon gaining other digimon's powers after he loads them. Renamon loaded a bunch of digimon and we never saw her gain any powers from that...He even had Taomon and Rapidmon's characteristics bulging out of him which was a pretty cool effect.

Pretty fishy how in the last episode Kyubimon was exhausted and incapable of digivolution but now all the sudden she's like "JK" and digivolves without issue. I get that times are desperate, but exhaustion is exhaustion.

One thing that's super confusing to me is that...didn't we see Takato design Guilmon's previous digivolutions? Like with pencil and paper? So where the heck did Megidramon come from? Did he just picture the design in his mind? Although that doesn't seem right since he was disturbed by his appearance. I don't really get the logic here...

Beelzebumon was too screamy in this episode lol. I was like "alright already, we GET IT"

I didn't expect this anime to pull out the dramatic slow-mo. You don't see slow-mo a lot in anime, especially not slowed down voices. It's honestly been done for comedy in western animation so many times that I can't take it seriously anymore.

Ew, they did one of my least favorite anime cliches which is the fish eye lens scene. I just think it always looks really dumb.

You gotta have the naked transformation sequence. Not often we get a male one, so that's refreshing (not that I want to see Takato naked lol).

New insert song yaaaay! Dramatic moments are always made better by a good ole insert song. I like Dukemon's design a lot, even though it's a little generic. The color palette is nice and I like that he uses a lance like he's a jousting knight. The lil Guilmon hat/visor is pretty funny.

[ao3feed-obikin]

Incident at Isla Nublar

read it on the AO3 at https://archiveofourown.org/works/52637257 by grapenehi “I realize I had your dick in my hand at the time, but you did promise me co-authorship on a paper.” “You see, Dr. Skywalker, this is exactly the sort of conversation that I requested we not have while standing out in the open of our dig site in the middle of the day.” Anakin laughed again. Obi-Wan wanted to kiss him again. It was sort of becoming a whole thing. Obi-Wan is a paleontologist, Anakin is his single-parent paleobotanist postdoc, and they get an offer to join Count Dooku, Ahsoka, and Maul for a fun weekend in Costa Rica. It’s literally just the plot of the original 1993 Jurassic Park movie, but make it Obikin. Words: 3675, Chapters: 1/9, Language: English Fandoms: Star Wars - All Media Types, Star Wars Prequel Trilogy, Star Wars: The Clone Wars (2008) - All Media Types Rating: Mature Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply Categories: M/M Characters: Obi-Wan Kenobi, Anakin Skywalker, Dooku | Darth Tyranus, Ahsoka Tano, Darth Maul, Leia Organa, Luke Skywalker, CT-7567 | Rex, CC-2224 | Cody, Penn Pershing, Nala Se Relationships: Obi-Wan Kenobi/Anakin Skywalker Additional Tags: Alternate Universe - Modern Setting, Alternate Universe - Jurassic Park Fusion, Alternate Universe - College/University, Movie: Jurassic Park (1993), Alternate Universe - 1990s, Isla Nublar (Jurassic Park), Alternate Universe - Dinosaurs, Jurassic Park References, Dinosaurs, Survival, Rescue, Professor Obi-Wan Kenobi, Professor Anakin Skywalker, Age Difference, Co-workers, Flirting, Banter, Oral Sex, Minor Character Death, Parent Anakin Skywalker, Single Parent Anakin Skywalker, Good Parent Anakin Skywalker, Parental Obi-Wan Kenobi, Anakin Skywalker Raises Leia Organa and Luke Skywalker, Leia Organa & Luke Skywalker Raised Together, POV Alternating, Student Ahsoka Tano, Dooku Being an Asshole (Star Wars) read it on the AO3 at https://archiveofourown.org/works/52637257

[retrocompmx]

Al final del día, UNIX salva el día!

Alguien recuerda que el la película original de Jurassic Park, Lexi, la niña grita "es UNIX! Yo sé UNIX!" y salva a todos?

Bien, ese sistema gráfico si existió, el sistema operativo era IRIX, para los ordenadores de Silicon Graphics y la herramienta era FSN (Fusion se pronunciaba).

Fsn, era una herramienta de sistema de archivos que le hacían llamar "un navegador de archivos para el ciberespacio"

El software está en Internet Archive (y en GitHub ) y solo funciona en IRIX 5.3 y versiones anteriores y aún es descargable si tienes este ordenador con ese SO.

Si deseas una experiencia similar, el software ' fsv ' busca recrear el entorno de un sistema Linux con X Windows, OpenGL y tarjeta gráfica 3D. También hubo una versión para Mac (8 al 9.2 con OpenGL).

¿Conoces un navegador de archivos hoy en día con idea similar para cualquier plataforma?

#retrocomputingmx #

Unix #curiosidades

[infernal-blaze]

⸺ 𝐆𝐄𝐓 𝐓𝐎 𝐊𝐍𝐎𝐖 : Lapis

what's your phone wallpaper: A really pretty drawing of my Transformers Oc! My lock screen is CircusRadio art that Pascall drew :>

last song you listened to: Two Birds by Regina Spector

currently reading: Nothing. The last book I read was the Jurassic Park audiobook

last movie: Lake Placid

what are you wearing right now?: Grey capris, a dark blue hoodie, and my black Spiderman Noir T-shirt.

how tall are you?: 5'9"

piercings / tattoos?: Both! Basic ear piercing and four tattoos!

glasses / contacts: Nope!

last thing you ate?: Mmm. Probably dinner last night? So, sausage cooked with onion and rice in crushed tomatoes and chicken broth.

favorite color: BLUE

current obsession: Hellaverse, obviously fhdjdbd

do you have a crush right now?: On my girlfriend ;)

favorite fictional character: For Hellaverse? Alastor and Fizzarolli

last place you travelled: In state was to Down Town Phoenix for Fan Fusion over the weekend. Out of state was California

tagged by ;; @radioiaci (Stolen)

tagging ;; @ducktastic-dad @fizzarollitm @madefate and anyone else who wants to join!

[hollywoodoutbreak]

Jurassic World Dominion made an impact as the sixth installment in the Jurassic Park series, solidifying its place as the third highest-grossing movie in the franchise. While critics had varying opinions, there's no denying the film's success, driven by several factors. Fans were especially excited about the long-awaited reunion of the original Jurassic Park trio, Sam Neill, Laura Dern, and Jeff Goldblum, alongside Chris Pratt and Bryce Dallas Howard from Jurassic World. This fusion of two worlds provided an exciting cinematic experience that resonated with audiences.

Director and co-writer Colin Trevorrow had a vision for a film that not only brought viewers back to theaters but also inspired a new generation of fans to delve into the entire Jurassic Park saga.

For those who missed watching it on the big screen, Jurassic World Dominion is now available on DVD, Blu-Ray, 4K formats, and various digital platforms.

[thedurvin]

How it started back in the 2010s: wouldn’t it be funny to make a mockbuster series where a knockoff of the Predator tried to hunt knockoffs of like Hannibal and Slenderman and Pennywise, what a clever and original idea! I wonder if there are any fun ways to fuse them together

How it’s going now after years mashing together 70s-90s action, horror, and sci-fi movies and shows with urban legends because I want to work on this project but it’s too ridiculous to actually write: most celebrity death conspiracies are caused by Venom-knockoff living black suits that murder them and steal their bodies to use as Men In Black to protect aliens from humanity // you know those ancient civilizations in cosmic horror that predate humanity? It’s a hybrid of He-Man, Star Wars, and Lovecraft, and after being sealed for millennia with their evil deities of corruption and lust the villains have mutated into a fusion of Hellraiser and the Rocky Horror Picture Show // Jurassic Park’s dinosaurs were just testing the technology while the real goal is to build a new Godzilla as a new body for Dracula, who was killed in the 70s as part of like a Blaxploitation Hammer Horror thing // the movie Jaws except instead of a regular shark it’s the ghost of Moby Dick and the episode ends with an entire Sharknado // the vampire community is currently ruled by Dracula’s son, who is played by Tom Cruise and likes to use his vampire powers to work with the US military as depicted in both Top Gun and Mission Impossible; the other vampires love him because he used his mind control powers to influence army R&D to create a sunscreen for vampires that just makes them sparkle in the sunlight instead of die // uh oh Nicolas Cage was getting into character for National Treasure by stealing relics from museums and upon stealing an ancient lightsaber has become infused with the spirit of Conan the Barbarian, which also allowed his archenemy Darth Skeletor to manifest in the modern world. Luckily his daughter recently worked with the Predator and its hacker friends to close a portal to Hell under her school and still has their number, but I sure hope those magical gems she found and distributed to her friends don’t wind up giving them evil powers to kill their bullies and summon an evil Captain Planet to purge humanity from the Earth

And you KNOW they all have ridiculous knockoff names. Darth Vader + Skeletor = Skeletronicus Zurl. Walter White + Herbert West = Dr. Dawn Zonarius. Movie Predator + ridiculous first draft orange lizard Predator = Astro Huntress X.

[nogitzune]

teen wolf fandom needs more fics like trickstershi's jurassic park fusion. werewolves aren't enough fucking with their lives, just throw in dinosaurs.

[sir-libearian]

possibly the most ridiculous thing I did last year but I figured it was worth sharing, and at the very least the image could make people laugh even if the fic doesn't interest them.

Chapters: 13/13 Fandom: Our Flag Means Death (TV), Jurassic Park (1993)

Rating: Teen And Up Audiences

Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply

Relationships: Blackbeard | Edward Teach/Stede Bonnet/Israel Hands, Alma Bonnet & Louis Bonnet & Israel Hands,

Additional Tags: Alternate Universe - Jurassic Park Fusion, Israel Hands is Good With Kids, Stede Bonnet's B+ parenting, Flirty Blackbeard | Edward Teach, Stede Bonnet is Trying His Best, (more in link)

Summary:

Jurassic park (1993 movie) rewrite with steddyhands as Ellie Sattler (Stede) /Ian Malcolm (Edward) / Alan Grant (Izzy) with Alma and Louis as the kids (and other ofmd character cameos.)

[ao3feed-j2]

Jurassic Valentine

read it on the AO3 at https://ift.tt/MxFAntp

by ashtraythief

Jared and Jensen’s cross-species love is one of the biggest, and certainly the most romantic attraction in Jurassic Park. On Valentine’s Day, they get more visitors than ever. And this year, Jensen actually gets inspired by the humans instead of just wanting to eat them.

Words: 5834, Chapters: 1/1, Language: English

Series: Part 7 of dino love

Fandoms: Supernatural (TV 2005) RPF

Rating: Mature

Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply

Categories: M/M

Characters: Jensen Ackles, Jared Padalecki, Chad Michael Murray

Relationships: Jensen Ackles/Jared Padalecki

Additional Tags: Alternate Universe - Dinosaurs, Alternate Universe - Jurassic World Fusion, Valentine's Day, Schmoop, seriously so much schmoop, because dinosaurs can be schmoopy too

read it on the AO3 at https://ift.tt/MxFAntp

[myhahnestopinion]

THE AARONS 2023 - Worst Film

It’s a marvel this category isn’t filled up with superhero films after the year they’ve had. Here are The Aarons for Worst Film:

#10. 65

A Quiet Place screenwriters Scott Beck and Bryan Woods don’t knock it out of the (Jurassic) park with their subsequent Spielberg homage. 65 will have viewers counting down the seconds until they can go home. The science-fiction tale strands stars Adam Driver and Ariana Greenblatt in a B-movie bereft of a reason to see it. The fusion of futuristic tech and ferocious animals should have been easy fodder for frivolous entertainment. Instead, the sluggish pace of the film’s imminent extinction event suggests it wasn’t a meteor or da ice age that killed the dinosaurs; it was extreme boredom. 

#9. Rebel Moon - Part One: A Child of Fire

Director Zack Snyder likes to paint himself as a rebel against a restrictive studio system while being constantly given new opportunities without cause. His latest big-budget misfire is a childish mash-up of Star Wars and Seven Samurai. Par for the course, the prosaic director copies his inspirations while completely misunderstanding their objectives. Already, the film’s awkward and abruptly-ended parade of thinly-sketched characters is being billed as another incomplete vision, requiring not just two parts but two cuts of each part to truly fulfill Snyder’s intentions. Maybe his hardcore fans will be pleased at the end of the prolonged journey; everyone else will be over the Moon long before then.

#8. The Exorcist: Believer

From the beginning, the involvement of David Gordon Green inspired little faith in Believer. Sure enough, the director of Halloween kills interest in his proposed trilogy one film sooner than his last. It’s unclear what exactly led the studio to release a sequel fifty years later that’s tamer than a TV edit of the original. It surely couldn’t have been the return of Ellen Burstyn in her Oscar-nominated role of Chris MacNeil given how quickly the film disfigures and discards the character. That said, it may be for the best that she could excise herself from the proceedings before its embarrassing ending. The franchise is no stranger to desecration but, even at its worst, it was never before this uncompelling.

#7. Five Nights At Freddy’s

Topping the box-office may have demonstrated audiences’ appetite for the haunted pizzeria franchise but, make no mistake, the film adaptation of Freddy’s is as run-down as its central establishment. The animatronic mascots at center stage only manage the most pedestrian of jump-scares; they’re far from the only ones just going through the motions. The script, written in part by franchise creator Scott Cawthon, stretches out its thin premise with banal characters and a bizarre child-custody B-plot. It might have been entertaining if it had been any more cheesy. Instead, Freddy’s only serves up an interminable runtime; five nights has never felt so long.

#6. Hypnotic

Hypnotic is aptly named; the thriller from Spy Kids director Robert Rodriguez certainly commands one’s attention. The plot, which revolves around Ben Affleck sleepwalking through a conspiracy involving dueling factions of psychics, is simply too inane to ignore. Rodriguez wrote his initial script back in 2002 but was clearly susceptible to outside influences; the film rips off several works that were released before and since, including the dream-like architecture of Inception. Although the director may pride himself on his low-budget prowess, even he can’t make those knock-off sequences look good (though they’re not the silliest instance of replicating elaborate scenery on a miniscule budget here). The film fulfills its intentions on one front: once it’s all over, audiences will have a hard time believing any of it was real.

#5. Children of the Corn

The latest offspring of the rotten franchise at least had a kernel of a good idea: the remake roots its characters’ motivations in righteous fury at environmental recklessness rather than strictly religious fervor. However, Children never develops this into any kind of sustenance. The horror here is as, ahem, corny as can be, particularly its stale translation of demonic entity He Who Walks Behind the Rows. Director Kurt Wimmer shows no growth as a director since his last film in 2006, the infamous Ultraviolet; the wooden child actors at least have their youth as an excuse. Sadly though, if ranked within the rest of the series, this one would still land in the middle of the row.

#4. Haunted Mansion

2023 was home to many failures for The Walt Disney Company, but none quite as ghastly as the new Haunted Mansion. It’s baffling how a film this overstuffed with actors (including Rosario Dawson, Owen Wilson, and Danny DeVito among many others) could end up this vacant. Indeed, the biggest throughline of the theme-park adaptation is not its attempted reflection on grief but its pervasive and perverse product placement (One character’s tearful monologue about his dead wife comes complete with a prominent Baskin Robbins namedrop). It’s definitely haunting, just not in the way they hoped for.

#3. My Big Fat Greek Wedding 3

The Big Fat franchise became even more bloated last year with a picture that can most charitably be described as ‘an all-expenses paid trip to Greece for its cast’. There’s certainly no storytelling reason why audiences are still following the adventures of this extended family, which haphazardly include a last-minute wedding of two very minor characters to justify its title. Nia Vardalos finally receives the director’s chair in addition to her regular writing work just in time for there to be no fresh direction to take things in. If she tries to reunite everyone for a fourth go-round, they would be wise to divorce themselves from it as quickly as possible.

#2. Pet Sematary: Bloodlines

Bloodlines resurrects the series last seen in 2019; if this was how it was going to come back, it should have stayed buried. While Stephen King is an imaginative writer, trying to stretch a single chapter of any novel into a feature-length film is like getting blood from a stone. The zombie prequel stumbles its way from scene to scene in search of life, but Bloodlines has nothing for audiences to relate to. Even screen icons like David Duchovny and Pam Grier can’t rouse any interest. Exploiting known franchises may be easy, but, sometimes, making anything else instead is better.

AND THE WORST FILM OF 2023 IS…

#1. Winnie the Pooh: Blood and Honey 

Disney slowly losing their stranglehold on intellectual property is a bit bittersweet; Honey is bad enough to sour anyone on the idea of a public domain. The shoddy slasher film, which blustered its way onto the marketplace as soon as the filmmakers could profit from it, is barely recognizable as Pooh but unmistakable as crap. Making the lovable animal into a feral murderer may be legal now, but writer/director Rhys Frake-Waterfield didn’t think, think, think up any other ideas beyond just stirring the pot. Winnie is hoping to prey on one’s curiosity with its premise alone. Word of advice? Don’t bother.

NEXT UP: THE 2023 AARON FOR BEST DIRECTOR!