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Royal Blood - Sad But True (Behind The Scenes)

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Astrology Observations: No.28

*just based on my observations, only take what resonates

(Sorry it’s been a minute, I got my time back then I got sick- like same day! I’m good now, thank god, but it was absolutely insane and everything has been going on in the world, my God)

-If your moon opposes your ascendant you may be known for making the wrong impressions on people (especially first impressions) at some point in your life

-Not the first time I said this but I feel like Libra Asc tend to need to balance out aspects of their life more bc of their houses having the opposite signs over them.

-On the other hand I feel like Aries asc have a very straightforward, sometimes less complicated world view bc of their houses lining up with their traditional rulers.

-Mars in determemt and fall (Libra, cancer, 12th house) really gives you a finite amount of stamina

-I feel like cancer venus/moons tend to wax the most poetically and romantically about the nostalgia they feel. Even stronger for Venus.

-Men with cancer placements be like: I didn’t know I was manipulating you into being nice to me until it was already happening (lmao oof)

-I noticed Aries and Scorpio Sun men/masc folks can get romanticized a lot, I think this is bc their identity is ruled by mars traditionally, so they tend to be assigned more masculine traits/act their traits out in a more “traditionally” (or even just comfortably) masculine way

-Aqua Sun/asc/venus usually have some features that makes their face really stand out I noticed (unique brow/nose/head shape etc) (idk why I haven’t seen this with moons as much)

-Signs in your 8th house may come off as mysterious or hard to understand

-You may find it really easy to vibe with people that have Sun conjunct your Asc

-I’ve noticed that a lot of Virgo mars may eat like really spicy or punishing foods (especially if the mars is in a fire house)

-Saturn aspecting your big 3 can help you age really well- depending on how well you take care of yourself (extreme example: dick van dyke, he’s almost 100 and he’s still jumping around with so much energy)

-Pisces placements can be like incredibly intelligent and yet still come off as a bit spacey (one of my favorite YouTubers used to head extra credits and he is SO SMART, like just a seriously huge capacity for knowledge but he sounds spacey when he does his chill gameplays and pieces things together unscripted lol)

-Jupiter square/opposition Sun can make you come off as overly pessimistic, it can also make you come off as optimistic at the wrong times (laughing at serious moments, etc)

-Taurus placements are so motivated by food, it’s so real (the amount of times I’ve had a Taurus sun/moon/mars not hear a word I was saying bc they were scoping out a restaurant? Countless lol)

-I notice a lot of rappers & musicians (especially the innovative ones) have major Pisces placements

-Aries moons get emotional fulfillment by winning what they chase after (Aries in big 6 tends to make you go after things in general too imo)

-I noticed sometimes Leo moon can make you a bit self centered, like in the most literal sense, you may have trouble understanding perspectives outside of your own

-Virgos and Geminis and 3rd/6th house placements have great memory but they tend to forget certain aspects. They tend to forget or mix up details. (My ex took like 3 years to remember my middle name beyond the first initial lol god; also, I always remember zodiac signs but not birthdays lol)

-I love how Joe Pera has a cancer Mercury and his comedy is like the coziest comedy I’ve ever heard, he even got his following bc his helping people fall asleep and just talking through his chill podcast (did not expect him to have like the most fire in his chart tho?? Wouldn’t have guessed lol)- Pisces Mercury and Mercury with hard aspects to Neptune probably have a cozy affect on others when they communicate with them too

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Kim Hongjoong Natal Chart Reading

Right on the tails of the Bang Chan natal reading, I decided to give Hongjoong’s a go. Mostly because no one else in Stray Kids has a confirmed time, and this exercise really doesn’t work without it, though I might do an analysis of Lee Know’s potential charts one day. In the meantime, I’ll continue my fixation on rapper-leaders. 

Full Disclaimer: Most of my knowledge is by traditional astrology, which involves but is not limited to: using whole signs, excluding Uranus-Pluto for natal charts, different sign rulers, and different planetary interpretations.  Astrology is subjective by nature; I do not think my way is best, simply that this is the version of interpretation that makes the most sense to me. This is not a professional service, simply a hobby meant for entertainment purposes only.  Feel free to disagree with or question my conclusions.

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Placements:

Sun: Scorpio - 11th house

Moon: Gemini - 6th house

Mercury: Sagittarius - 12th house

Venus: Scorpio - 11th house

Mars: Virgo - 9th house

Jupiter: Pisces - 3rd house

Saturn: Aries - 4th house

Ascendant: Capricorn

Midheaven: Scorpio - 11th house

North Node: Leo - 8th house

I saw a Tiktok recently talking about how there were no earth (sun) signs in all of Ateez (or Xikers, apparently), which I think is an interesting catch, considering I find earth signs to be more predisposed to idol life due to the insane amounts of discipline the profession takes. That being said, we can immediately clock Hongjoong’s Capricorn rising bringing balance to the force. A Sun in Scorpio being ruled by a Mars in Virgo is also helping bring a lot more earth energy into play. Capricorn’s cardinal nature helps bring leader energy while that mutable Virgo, especially in Mars, is giving him a solid work ethic.

This makes his chart ruler his Saturn in Aries, of all things. Between that and his Scorpio Sun, there’s just a lot of intensity in his countenance. Saturn ruling the chart brings severity to one's disposition, but Aries is quite youthful in nature, helping to redirect that energy. It’s no wonder he’s in the demon line with all this Saturn/Mars energy.

Sitting lonesome in the 12th house is Hongjoong’s Mercury in Sagittarius. Fire signs in Mercury are quite fun and witty, and it’s definitely helping combat that 12th house placement, which could make him much more reticent otherwise. Its ruler being Jupiter in Pisces also helps bring artistic flair to his communication style. Speaking of Jupiter in Pisces, this is a very strong placement sitting nicely in his 3rd house of communication. Unfortunately, it is in retrograde, causing it to not work as smoothly as it could, but overall this Jupiter is bringing a lot of benefits to what could’ve been a much more restricted placement of the Mercury. Jupiter is making a trine aspect with his Scorpio in Venus as well, pointing to someone with good social graces (and perhaps expensive taste). 

Is it any wonder that he's into fashion?

However, going back to that 11th house, Hongjoong’s sun is combust both his Venus and his midheaven, hiding them. With the 11th house being the house of goals and dreams, I take this to mean that those things will tend to overshadow his relationships and public life. The midheaven can sometimes be taken to mean one's job (since this is often our most public persona), but in the case of Hongjoong and his work as an idol, I see it as his pursuit of music continuously trumping or superseding being able to publicly be himself or establish relationships. Really, his whole chart is a case of two steps forward, one step back the more that I look at it. Just like I mentioned in an earlier post, Hongjoong’s family life also seems marred by this push and pull, a good relationship with siblings in the 3rd house versus a poor placement for home in the 4th house. 

Speaking of complications, Moon in Gemini in the 6th house. Moon in air signs are already not the best at processing their emotions (trying to be too logical about it), but with it sitting both square Jupiter, square Mars, and in a house opposite his Mercury…. How do you say…. He’s lucky his work allows self-expression because otherwise his feelings may just sit there until they die. And seeing his North Node up in the 8th house of secrets, I think that’ll be the big life lesson for him- bottling up emotions for the fear of being vulnerable may be a thing he works on his whole life. 

In conclusion: Hongjoong’s chart is a complex set of checks and balances that point towards loving and loathing expressing himself. As with most charts, one singular placement does not define someone in their entirety; so too are we all composed of dozens of complex factors. I don’t mess with predictive astrology, as I think that is more subject to personal bias and thus tends to be more subject to error, but with this predispositions he’s born with, I think Hongjoong is someone who will have a very interesting life. 

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Just one more for the road >.>

[urlocalnonbinarybastardwrites]

Helloo <3 I’d like to make a fandom ship request! Heathers, Texas Chainsaw Massacre and/or the DC universe would be wonderful :D

My name is Jupiter, my pronouns are they/she, and I’m a heavily female-presenting nonbinary sapphic! I’m 5 feet and 8 inches tall, but I usually wear heels and platforms that make me a lot taller. I’m of mixed descent (African-Japanese) and brown-skinned with lots of freckles and moles. My hair is 4C, and I always style my Afro to have bear ears!! I think it’s really cute to do, so my head always has two little puffs at the top. My style is mostly coquette since I’m a coquette girly, but I’m also open to pastel goth, Yume Kawaii, and Decora Kei 💖💖

Personality wise, my friends say I’m pretty much the mom of the group lol. I like checking in on my friends whenever I can, and I always make sure to bring around snacks with me in case someone (including myself) gets hungry. I like to think I’m great with kids, and I’ve actually babysitter a couple who have called me Mama! Almost collapsed to the floor in cuteness-aggression fueled tears, but I think that’s a pretty normal reaction :}} Besides all of that, I’m generally a bubbly person and I don’t care about social norms all that much. Maybe it’s cuz I’m autistic, but I don’t care if people think it’s strictly romantic to kiss someone - I kiss my friends all the time and I love showing them affection, especially since some of them really need it

As for my hobbies, I love love LOVE crocheting! My mom actually taught me how to make my own bags and purses, and I’ve sold a few when I was younger. Arts and crafts is a huge passion for me - whether it’s painting, sketching, digital drawing, whatever!! I enjoy it all, and I make free commissions for my friends too. I also like to cook and bake, which are two skills I’ve been learning since I was 11. And when I’m not making art or cooking, I also love a good ol’ self care routine! Face masks, bubble baths, pedicures, the whole shebang. I’ve struggled with my mental health a lot over the years, so spoiling myself is something I’m trying to do a lot more now that school is almost over

Fun fact about me; I’m not southern, but my family always says I act like it. I say “y’all” constantly and I tend to call people things like sugar, sweetheart, baby, honey, etc.

Aaaand that’s it! Would love to see who you pick for me. Have the most wonderful day, sweets<3

Your Fandom Ships: Sissy Slaughter (Texas Chainsaw Massacre) and Selina Kyle (Aka Catwoman, DCU)

Explanation: first things first I think that she thinks you’re insanely hot like she doesn’t see anyone anyone like you around I mean from your height which you’re already tall but when you wear those heels whoa what makes her jelly… I mean usually her brother gets all the pretty victims, but she definitely thinks that she’s going to keep you for herself. she thinks you’re adorable and she loves your hyper femininity. She is obsessed with you (literally)… and your style. It almost makes you seem more innocent and cute and she absolutely has a corruption kink.  she thinks that it’s adorable that you’re the mom of the friend group and absolutely supports it because she’s often the one that has to take care of her family so she absolutely forgets it because she’s the only one who knows how to do things like sewing around her family, and, she thinks that your attractive whenever you take up the leading role in your friend group. She also doesn’t really take notice to a lot of social norms because she’s been in and out of a lot of cults in her life and things like that and also you know she’s a serial killer but she’s just kind of loopy and I don’t feel like she pays much attention to what other people think so she gets that and I think that she’s also very good with your autism like she would absolutely understand if you ever got overstimulated or if he didn’t like certain textures or anything like that she would be on it and she would be the most caring out of the family about things like that. But I don’t think she cares about and she was definitely in a lot of cults where it was very casual to be sexual and things like that so I don’t feel like she sees kissing as an entirely sexual thing either she sees it is more of a friendly thing too. She loves that you can crochet and I feel like if you ever made her a purse or a bag or anything like that she would wear it in such pride and she would never take it off and if anyone made fun of it, they would for sure get their throat slip, but she just loves everything you make and thinks that it’s really adorable. She also is a pretty good artist I feel like and she would draw with you and draw around the house because she lives out in the country where there’s very very pretty views so I feel like she would help you draw those and draw some on her own and paint and things like that and ask for your love of skin care I feel like she would totally have a girls night with you or you guys both just do your skin care. Do it up do the whole thing and do your entire routine and I feel like she would just love that and how makes her feel and she feels like a pretty little princess, and she rarely gets pampered, she’s used to that farm girl lifestyle. Also, I can see this being really cute for you. You say that you’re not southern but act like it but sissy is legitimately southern and I think you guys calling each other sugar honey Sweetheart things like that would be absolutely adorable and I shifted this so bad because honestly, I could make like a little comic about it or something because of how much I shipped this I just like you calling each other sugar, honey, and she would definitely be obsessed and possessive of you and I don’t know just like I don’t know I ship your relationship a lot. ♥️♥️♥️♥️

Explanation: physical appearance I think that she would be absolutely in love with you. She just loves you guys have the opposite kinds of femininity like you guys are both very feminine, but in very different senses she’s more of a dark feminine and you’re more of a cute light feminine and I just think that you guys contrast so well with her kind of dark feline energy and you’re kind of more like innocent coquette type energy. I just love the clash there and I feel like she would absolutely be attracted to you and how tall you are I just like you guys both are so similar but so different and I just love that like, oh my gosh I can’t even tell you how much I love you guys and you’re aesthetics clashing together but then also looking so pleasing you guys just are so cute. She loves the way that you wear your Afro and I feel like she just finds you absolutely adorable and just loves the way that you look in general because it’s again such a contrast from her because you guys are both very feminine, but she’s more dark seductive type you know siren and you’re definitely a doe like she’s definitely a siren you’re a doe that’s a really good way to put it. She definitely needs to be checked in with because she’s the chaotic friend and her group so I feel like you guys would have the greatest dynamic ever of you like checking in with her making sure that he said she’s OK and constantly pulling her out of danger because she gets herself in a lot of situations. I just feel like you would be the one reigning her chaos back. She thinks it’s adorable that your so good with kids and it definitely got her thinking about maybe adopting a kid with you because she just loves you so much and thinks that you would be a great mom. You also treat her a lot better than the past guy she’s dated which I feel like she would really appreciate because of the way that she dresses an act she’s super used to be used as a sex toy and nothing really more so whenever you come into her life and treat her like she matters more than just for her body and you see her as a person. I just feel like it means the world to her and she finds you so precious and out of all the things that she stolen in her entire career of thievery I feel like your heart is the most valuable thing she laid her hands on. She doesn’t care that much about social norms either and I feel like she’s also definitely platonic kisser even before you guys started dating she was kissing you casually on the lips cheeks, etc. just because you know she could and she found it kind of a friendly way to do. But they got a lot more intimate as you started dating I don’t know, but I feel like she agrees with you on that. She thinks the fact that you crochet is actually adorable and even though it’s not really as much of her style as a hobby, she finds it super fascinating and is always watching you and your hands and she just thinks it’s so cool that you can do such complicated maneuvers with the string and things like that. she’s not as much of an artist herself, but she would totally support you, but I actually do think that she’s pretty good in the kitchen so I feel like you guys would have a lot fun baking together and cooking together and I feel like if you guys ever made like dinner and stuff it would actually be really good and you guys would just feast like the queen you are for the night and I feel like a really good day for you guys would be a stay at home day where you guys both just cook for each other and then afterwards and with movie and the full skin care routine because she absolutely loves skin care I mean, I cannot, say this enough, but I feel like she would also be a skincare queen and you two would have the Korean glass skin and just be such a good couple. Anyway, if it isn’t obvious enough, I totally ship you too, and I think this is maybe one of my favorite out of all these you know fandom ships I’ve done, I think this is the one that I’ve genuinely shipped or at least top 10 because this is like you guys would be so perfect together.

I mean you’re both feminine but opposite ways and I just love this. 💙💙💙

[whatsupbomb]

Hello, I hope you are doing well 😊. I want to ask you if you could provide an answer to WHAT are the synastry placements that indicate a guy who has a huge crush on a girl for 2 years straight but never approaches her or even talk to her ?

Interesting question 🕵️I've never done a research on why men are afraid to approach women. But I have some guesses based on the planets in a woman's chart that might scare male figures

TW: sparkling gifs

First of all, it's MARS

Mars is a planet of pregnancy and ovulation. During pregnancy women become fearless and protective of their kids. They might throw tantrums and start fighting with a potential danger. I have Mars on the 7th house cusp, house of the opposite sex. That means that men who are attracted to me want me to get pregnant from them, but also have baseless fears that I'll behave violent when dating them since pregnant women aren't scared of anything. Actually, most men in my life were abusive to me with Mars on DSC. They always tried to hurt me physically or verbally

Second element that scares men is BLACK MOON LILITH

Unapproachable seductress who'll make men speechless and then never catch their eyes again leaving them with a feeling of shock and also disappointment that they never approached her because they thought they weren't good enough for her. Kat Hernandez from "Euphoria" vibes

When you have Lilith in Conjunctions to the strong planets (North Node, Jupiter, Pluto, Sun), you scare men who don't deserve you out of your life since Lilith women have high self esteem and sence of untouchability much like Vesta women who're related to virginity and sacredness

When your Lilith falls on a man's house cusp, you might have insane relationship with him with all the mood swings, break-ups and reconciliations. It'll be hard for him to keep you in his life cause you'll demand constant attention from him. He might stop talking to you because he'll feel that he can't provide for you financially. He'll prefer to watch you from a distance

Third element that scares men out of your life is JUNO

Asteroid of fidelity and an epitome of a devoted wife

When you have Juno in Conjuctions to the strong planets (North Node, Jupiter, Pluto, Sun), your goal in life is to become a wife and start a family. You're obsessed with this idea since young age. You're mature beyond your years. Men might not talk to you because they think that you don't like to have fun and just enjoy hook-ups

When your Juno falls on his house cusp, probably, he'll run away from you immediately cause you'll want him to become your spouse and demand loyalty by throwing scenes of jealousy and stalking his phone

Fourth element that scares men out of your life is VESTA

Asteroid of virginity and sacredness

When you have Vesta on house cusps, especially, on Ascendant, IC, Descendant, MC, you're disgusted by most men in your life cause you think that all of them just want that piece of cake from you. You're not in the mood to think about boys. They scare you with their animal instincts to mate with a female. Some of them might be afraid to befriend you cause they see you as a little kid even if you're an adult already

Fifth element that scares men in my opinion is MOON

With strong Moon you might have constant nervous breakdowns, panic attacks, baseless fears, inadequate reactions to the new people and situations. It'll be hard for you to adjust to your partner's habits and lifestyle since strong Moon will give a weak nervous system and responsiveness to the emotions of others. Simply, you'll be scared to date anyone because your nervous system won't handle all the emotions when falling in love

🤔THAT'S ALL FOR NOW🤔

[everythingthemoontouches]

Hey how are you?

Um actually if it's okay can I get a chart observation please? I love your interpretation so I couldn't resist.

Ty regardless 💖

Here's the chart (sidereal) ↓

Shatabhisha rising : you ha e this insane urge to fix or re invent reshape processes, or appearances.

Like people literally see you as the change maker.

Moon conjunct Pluto in Mula in the 10th? God save the reputation of anyone who tries to destroy your reputation. You're magnetic. And you stand out. Your public image could see some wild transformations.

channel all that angst into art. With your moon and Pluto in the 10th house people would love to see you produce art about emotional wounds. I think it would be well received if you wrote about those subjects.

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Your purpose has something to do with self awareness, identity, ego. It's like you're meant to learn to be messy, follow your flow and go where your heart takes you.

That 6° virgo SouthNode (uttara Phalguni) in the 7th house tells me that you need to stop sacrificing your needs for other people. It might be easier for you to just plan and serve the people you attract.

But like that's where your soul is coming from. This lifetime is about learning to let loose and get in touch with your own self.

Be more accepting of who you are.

That 9th house Jupiter tells me you you have good people skills. Could do well in law, or religious studies. But basically you're an authority on interpersonal relationships in away. And people seek your counsel when it comes to philosophy, ideologies and just personal values. Relationship counselor vibes.

You could also be considered exotic (aqua rising) + Jupiter in 9th(moral compass) house in Libra (beautyyyyyyyy)

I think you're someone quite unbiased.

Either that or you easily oscillate between extremes. I'm gonna go with the former.

Also your hubby your fs is probably of a different cultural background.

You attract luck by engaging in creative / artistic /venusian / RahuvIan pursuits since shatabhisha (your jupiter Nakshatra and s Rahu ruled)

Be careful of being indoctrinated into cults.

Moon in Mula : I have like tend if posts on this pnakshtra on my blog. Please look it up.

Your unique personal brand is someone withdrawn. Like a haunted ethereal spirit who possesses some hidden knowledge and only comes out of her mermaid cave once in a while to share some of her wisdom.

Vv creative. Could actually direct a fantasy movie. Rahu is really good with cameras and film. The 9th house is all about the stories we tell. Your 9th house could be your pot of gold hidden in plain sight.

Specially with your Sag 11th house. Sagittarius is the cstoryteller of the Zodiac. Write a book! Or make a movie already

Neat little 6th house cancer stellium you've got there. You probably feel super torn between being all lovey divey and withholding affectionate words.

Mercury in the 6th : you either live going for a wlak by the pool or hate water bodies.

I think you could say a lot without revealing much (crabby shell)

Mars in cancer : so so sweet untill you feel emotionally manipulated.

I've noticed that cancer placements are really sweet and they won't really argue or let on that they can see through other people's shit. You'd probably forgive until you can't take it anymore. Then you'd like idk destroy them.

And no one is gonna think you did it. Like bruh, nobody expects cancer to be violent but if you were to look at studies a bunch of serialkilers have a Mars in cancer. Its deadly.

You're a force of nature. I wouldn't mess with ya 😂 generational Witches's favorite grandchild energy. You're protected.

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Well, I hope that helps. Please try to send in north Indian style birth charts next time. Vedic charts aren't really read with placidus placements.

[wayward-riana]

Don't Let Go

Michael X Reader (Fluff)

Reader is bored in the outpost 3 because she has nothing to do. So she keeps bugging Michael to cuddle her but he's too busy with his work. But, you should know she always gets her way.

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"Fly me to the moon, let me play among the stars..." Y/N leans her head against the headboard as she sings. "Let me see what spring is like on, Jupiter and Mars. In other words, hold my hand. In other words, baby, kiss me. Fill my heart with songs let me sing forvermore...UGH!"

Michael stops typing on his laptop and turns his head back to look at her. He takes a good glance at his lover who is sprawled out on the bed. When she catches him looking at her she shoots him a glare. He looks into her eyes for a few seconds before he starts typing again.

"Why did you stop singing?" Michael asks, as he types away on the device.

"Because, I'm bored" Y/N whines. "There's nothing to do! I've been singing for the past hour and I'm running out of songs to sing"

"Then you can go and have a chat with Ms. Venable" He teases.

Y/N could practically hear the smirk in his voice. "Ha ha, very funny"

"Then I don't know what else you can do, sweetheart"

Both of the lovers don't say a word after that. The sound of fingers tapping on the keyboard being the only sound filling the entire room, and Y/N's heavy breathing.

"Michael!" She cries out. "Are you done, already?"

"Honey, you know this is important" Michael says in a monotonous voice making her want to throw something at his head. She didn't know whether she wanted to kiss him or throw him against the wall.

"Cuddle me, baby, please" She requests as she crawls out of bed and stumbles across the room. She puts her hands on Michael's shoulder and leans on him. She whispers in his ear, sweetly "Please? I wanna be in your arms. I'm slowly going insane"

"Y/N" He sighs, still not looking up. And that was the last straw. She slams the laptop shut and glares down at him.

"Listen here, mister. I do nothing but always listen to you, so I suggest you do the same before I strangle you to death" She growls at him. His eyebrows shoot up in amusement. But her angry face only lasts a couple of seconds, before she bursts out laughing. "I'm not good at being mad at you"

"But that was great, though" He stands up from his chair and picks her up bridal style. "Not gonna lie, I'm a little turned on"

"Well, too bad because I'm not in the mood for sex" She sticks her tongue out at him. "I only wanna cuddle you...for now. Maybe later we could you know, do something exciting"

He gently sets her down on the bed and kisses her deeply. "I love you, you know that right?"

"I do. And I love you, Michael" Y/N blows raspberries against his lips making him laugh. And they lay there all night, holding each other, scared that they'll lose the other if they let go.

So they didn't let go.