#Junk My Cars

[wingedwoif94]

BITE BACK Made another shirt design! I think it looks pretty hardcore despite being scaled up so many times the art turned to mush. god I hate working with vector programs. Waiting on a sample so I can get better pics. https://www.redbubble.com/shop/ap/162893661

[notbecauseofvictories]

I like doing my shopping early. I especially like that hour-ish when I am the only customer in the place and can quietly drift between the aisles listening to the employees talk among themselves, replace stock, and get ready for the day. But it also means that I'm never quite prepared when wild things happen at 7am outside the grocery store.

That particular truism was impressed on me anew this morning, when a man biked past, screaming, with his underwear---the only item of clothing on his person---clutched in one hand.

[tarantula-hawk-wasp]

I MISS CAR RIDES WITH MY FRIENDS

[raineandsky]

#57

tw fire / arson

The street is engulfed in a burning blaze. The buildings next door will adopt the flames too, and before long the entire city will be alight with the villain’s master plan.

Everything is coming together just as he wanted. By the time the heroes get here, the destruction will be too great to do anything but salvage whatever little remains. The fallout will give them plenty of time to get everything in place for his final big show. 

The villain lets the flames warm his face from where he’s watching the carnage. Everything is perfect.

There’s a light tug at the end of his coat. “Mr. Evil?”

The villain gives the spot next to him a frown, before pointing it downward—a child, a wholeass child, clinging to the hem of his coat with a little too much force, wrinkling the usually smooth fabric. A glance around gives him no inkling as to how they got here.

“Hey, uh…” The villain has to raise his voice over the sound of the buildings crumbling around them. “If this is your kid, can you come and get them? I won’t attack you.”

Nothing. Either no one is willing to risk their neck or this kid is somehow out here alone. Wonderful. Of course this would happen to the villain as he’s trying to reach his peak in life.

“Look, kid.” The villain squats down to the child’s level. They don’t let go of his coat like the villain had hoped, and so he sets about carefully prying their tiny fingers off. “It’s dangerous. You shouldn’t be out here. Where’re your parents?”

The kid laughs brightly, as if the arson of the city they live in is entertaining. “Mr. Evil!”

Clearly there’s been an attempt to teach this thing stranger danger, but maybe the concept of ‘evil’ hasn’t quite gone in yet. 

The kid points up to where the building opposite is ragefully burning. “Boom!” they squeak, and they clap their hands joyfully when it responds by creaking on its supports.

There’s no one around but the villain and this child that looks to barely be in the double-digits. He can’t leave them here. He’s a villain, not a degenerate. There’s screaming nearby as people flee the impending blaze.

He stands back upright with an irritated sigh. He can’t believe he’s letting morality he shouldn’t technically have get in the way of everything. He holds a hand out to the child expectantly.

“Come on,” he says with what he hopes passes off as kindness, “we should be going.”

The kid has a concerning lack of hesitation in taking his hand, a bright grin on their face as they watch the flames engulf everything.

There’s people making their getaways a few streets over, moving from the flames like a terrified flood. The child watches everyone absently as the villain tries to pick out anyone he can hand them off to.

“Hey, you!” the villain calls into the fray. “You, in the blue shirt!”

A woman miraculously slows down, swimming through the current of people to reach them. “This kid needs to go,” he tells her urgently. “They’re lost—find their parents if you can.”

The kid turns up to the villain with wide, puppy-like eyes as he lets go of them. “Mr. Evil?”

“You’re going to find your parents, alright?” he says. “Go now, before the fire spreads. I have to, uh, go look for other people.”

The woman nods, bending down to the kid with her hands out. “Come on, kiddo, let’s get going then.”

The villain has let go of the kid, but said kid doesn’t seem to have the same idea. Their grip is back on the bottom of his coat, tucking behind him like he’s the safest person in the world. It takes a frankly embarrassing amount of effort to push them into her arms. They fight it the entire time like they’re being kidnapped.

The woman turns on her heel to continue her escape, and the child gets one last look at the villain from over her shoulder.

“Mr. Evil…?” they say uncertainly. The moment it’s clear the villain’s getting further away they burst into tears, their wails echoing through the collapsing city around them.

The villain lingers worriedly, waiting until the pair are out of sight before turning on his heel to finish what he started.

God, he’s a villain. An upset child shouldn’t make him feel bad. His heart hurts though, much to his dismay, and he knows that he never wants to see a kid caught up in his plans again.

Goddamnit, he doesn't even like kids.

[magicalgirlmindcrank]

Burnout

[bibleofficial]

wallpaper is insane like u find a product w an ugly print ? wallpaper it. just multiple uncoordinated things put together ? wallpaper it. ugly door ? wallpaper it. ugly wall ? landlord won’t let me wallpaper it

[im-still-watching-anime]

spent the last two hours trying to figure out how to get a car loan and now i want to die being an adult is so bad for you actually

[chillydownhere2]

The Past Waiting to Live Again...

Chickasha, Oklahoma

Source Me laf@ilyF ❤️

[frangipani-wanderlust]

Guess who has two thumbs and was just in a car accident!

[boxwinebaddie]

HE JAS A PROSTHETIC LEG OMG? WHAT HAPPENED

hoooo...so *looks away because god is about to smite me for this and i really can't take any more abuse, but i'm a loose cannon, baby!*

sooo uh...hypothetically speaking...

toolshed mechanic stan's grandmother might have been a really famous female drag racer once upon a time and stan may have been a Really REALLY GOOD Driver...oooonce...upon a time...

-- because i'm not saying there was an Incident, buuut...

but if there was an incident about a year or so ago, toolstan and the boys ( kenny and butters, holla at them ) may have been on some late night Degenerate Shit ( drinking, smoking that good tegridy weed, getting dummy stupid and schwifty ) and small town hick nowhere mechanic stan maaaaay...may have been driving them back DRUNK!!

AS! ALL! FUCK!! ( it used to be his favorite party trick; he used to say he could do it with his eyes closed or steer with his feet/use his legs where his arms were / drive backwards...that joke Did Not age well.

and...hypothetically speaking, he may have actually physically humored that joke, or regardless was prolly doing donuts and stupid ass shit ( butters was throwing up and kenny was having a blast ) but uhhh...it's very possible that things might have been going very well...

( as well as driving your friends home blackout drunk can be -- which is never a good idea even if you live in a tiny rural colorado town that doesn't even make the map most years, have done it a million times and there is never anything in the road... )

because HYPOTHETICALLY SPEAKING!!! THERE WAAAAAS SOMETHING IN THE ROAD!!!! it was a deer, toolshed stan SWERVED HARD, they hit a massive tree and...Sigh...

hypothetically speaking, mechanic stan only really remembers it in horrible mercurial ptsd flashes and is extremely haunted by it...but in the accident, i think stan's leg got crushed between some part or the car or idk, maybe it had something to do with the handle he was drinking ( yikes super best friend ), a massive shard of glass got butters in the eye and he literally lost his eye and kenny???

so...they never found kenny's body...but they did find...

His Severed Right Hand.

[dragonskxn]

I wish I were better at physical art and/or had access to draw digital art again (and actually knew how to use digital art programs properly), because I'd definitely open up commissions just to get more money saved to get myself another car :')

[goldkirk]

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[dany36]

BLESS the security guard lady at the hospital near my house omgggg 😭❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️ i had to go to get an ear infection checked that just WON'T go away and in the midst of waiting and getting checked i somehow lost my parking ticket which YES i was mad but what i wanted to do was just leave and go buy the prescription drugs to make this pain go away and i was like well this day can't get worse than this, so the security lady told me to just go to the gate so she could let the guard know and she was like "the fee for the lost ticket is kind of expensive though :/" but then as i approached the exit gate she said "i just told the gate security that you're a doctor so they'll let you through" then winked and i....oh my god i wanted to hug her for saving me at least 200 pesos (maybe more?? that hospital is not known to be cheap) even though she didn't have to!!!! I LOVE PEOPLE

[im-no-jedi]

I’ve been trying to figure out what Hunter’s flying style reminded me of cause it reminded me of something very specific

then it suddenly came to me at like 4 AM, but I was too tired to write it down LOL

anyway, when @jam-n-ham and I were kids, we’d do this thing when we’d go shopping where our mom would go through the checkout while dad took us out to the car to wait for her. except we never just “waited” for her, oh no. my dad liked to take us on a thrill ride behind the store. he’d loop around the back of the building, whipping around corners and randomly speeding up and stopping like a controlled maniac. if any of my fellow Disney World fans have ridden Test Track, this is basically what it was like. Ham and I LOVED it, it was so much fun (and mom would get mad every time she found out about it LOL)

so yeah, basically what I’m saying is Hunter drives like a dad (or at least MY dad), and now I’m 100% convinced that he was the one who was flying the ship when they first came in in TCW 😂

[cantankerouscatfish]

my brother's birthday is next week. I was gonna get him a child's card with like. disney car character stickers. bc he collects actual cars. but he might get angry. u_u

[alteredsu]

I was trying to save up for booba but im gonna have to buy a new car instead 😭