#Juliet no Baka

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Romeo-kun and Juliet-senpai

1 normal guy, 25 crazy girls

College first-year Romeo Adachi is a generic boy, studying to be a male witch, with a complex about his first name. In a crazy world filled with magical life forms, Romeo has no special features. Juliet Oyamada, a catgirl who is a year older than him, also has a complex about her name….

One day they meet, and end up hating each other. Then they find out each other’s first name… and chaos ensues.

Romeo and Juliet hate each other, but can’t seem to ever be separated. Especially since their families want them to get married because of their “star-crossed names.” (Even though in Shakespeare’s Romeo and Juliet, the two families hated each other. Oh the irony!)

At the hidden magic college they go to, only 10% of the current student body is male. Romeo has a long time crush on the cheerful and sporty fox fauna girl, Ashley.

In Romeo’s class, there are 5 boys and 25 girls.

Romeo is an extremely plain guy surrounded by 25 crazy magic girls of all kinds of tropes. This manga is kind of a parody and the tropes are played with.

The world is a magical version of Earth. The school is a college campus that teaches magic, and is a very zany school filed with dungeons and secret rooms. There is also an adventurous twist in the story. Eventually.

The girls also all seem a bit bisexual.

A fauna is a person with animal ears and a tail.

The characters are as follows…

Tsundere girl with twintails- Juliet Oyamada the catgirl. She is messy, aggressive, bad-mannered, but has a good heart… and is surprisingly cute. She has orange hair in wavy long twintails.

Genki tomboy who loves sports- Ashley, Romeo’s initial crush and childhood friend from late elementary. A fox girl who is chaotic, uncouth, loud, deranged. She has boyish red hair.

The modest everygirl- Ichigo the dog fauna who has a crush on Romeo. Has been friends with Romeo since early high school. She has short pink hair.

Most adorable girl ever- Tomona the alien. She has pink skin, black hair, and antennae-like alien ears. Very innocent. She says “boop” after everything.

Shy nerdy book girl- Kyoko the cyclops. Kyoko is quiet, but knowlegable a wide range of subjects. She reads everything she can get her hands on. She cries easily, but hates to do so because a cyclops crying with one eye as is deemed a spectacle of sorts.

Mysterious pretentious girl- Daphne the reptile fauna dragon girl. She fakes being mysterious, basically.

Sassy gyaru girl- Leigh the bunnygirl. Leigh is confident and a bit loud, but kind and quite intelligent. She wears the gyaru fashion style and is a dancer. She is half-Uruguayan.

Masculine fighter girl- Kirara, centaur with an unfitting cute name. Kirara has a shaved head. She does martial arts, and can do a few extra moves due to being a centaur.

Dummy baka airhead girl- Hilda the chubby elfin girl. Hilda’s mind is always somewhere else. She also yells a lot. She is 4 feet and 6 inches. She is chubby.

Shy shrinking violet girl- Tasha the fairy. Tasha can shrink down to fairy size when she wants. She is very shy and doesn’t like to be seen, so it’s often. She is Black and has purple braids.

Sparkly cute idol girl- Aimi the android girl. Aimi was an android built to sing and dance, but she became sentient.

Normal tsukkomi girl- Amanda the harpy. Amanda thinks she’s the only normal person in this whole school. She constantly remarks when people are being Weird. She has a beak. 

Otaku girl- Hyorin, Korean fairy girl. She moved to Japan because she loves anime. Hyorin loves the yuri genre and secretly loves girls herself… She even has two moms.

Classy well-mannered girl- Etsuko who has 3 eyes. She also has lavender skin and horns. She is classy and strict, and cannot handle uncouth things and people.

Wild girl who causes mischief- Meiran, Chinese, undead monster girl. She is always causing mischief and yelling. And living live to the extreme. And yelling.

Genius stoic emotionless girl- Zoey the serpentine girl. Nobody knows what goes on in Zoey’s head, but it’s a lot.

Sweet sleepy girl- Sonya the cyclops monster girl. She has a comfy presence. Sonya can’t wink because she has one eye. She is prone to falling asleep.

Zany inventor girl- Ayana, giraffe girl transfer student from Tanzania. She wears huge nerdy glasses. She also has a long neck. Ayana is always yelling “eureka!” 

The mean queen girl- Minoru, called “Meanie” by boys, ghost undead. Minoru is your classic telenovela mean girl. Why is she so mean? What a snob.

Big sister girl- Urara is Kirara’s older sister and a centaur. Urara is very sweet, protective, and nurturing. She also gets into fights and kicks butt.

Tough punk sukeban girl- Nicole the wolf fauna. A lone wolf, who is similar to Miyu but doesn’t get along with her. They are rivals from opposing gangs. She has… you guessed it, a soft spot for cute things.

Yankee gang girl- Miyu the horned banshee. She is from an opposing gang to Nicole and clashes with her. She is always yelling and is very uncouth.

Goth musician girl- Rune the android alien girl. She loves to rock, demonic style.

Clumsy girl- Anisa the cheerful Indonesian Muslim deer fauna, a baker. She loves to cook but often spills her batter and trips over crumbs… But her cakes and cookies are usually delicious and filled with love… and sometimes random items she clumsily lost in the batter.

Edgy chuunibyou girl- Aurelia Xiomara Petrichor VII. A vampire. Yes, that’s her real name. She is pretentious and is a lord of the darkness.

The plain generic guy- Romeo Adachi. He’s so normal that it’s weird.

Obnoxious friend- Sugano the obnoxious yelling vampire. He is bald.

Handsome senpai friend- Kawamoto the sexy alien. He has a mustache.

Shy guy friend- Kizaki the ghost undead beaver fauna boy. He is soft.

Manly muscle guy friend- Nitta the fat bear fauna guy. He has a beard. He is gentle but kind of strange sometimes. Lots of muscle.

Eccentric teacher- Emma Hoshimi the art teacher is zany and eccentric

Shy teacher- Sori Lee the science teacher is always messing around in the chemistry room and causing explosions. She is very shy though.

Strict teacher- Kasey Elmer the math teacher is usually fed up with students. And life.

Protective teacher- Kendra Wilson is a nice teacher who cares deeply about the students, isn’t afraid to break up fights and get to the bottom of problems.

Romeo’s loyal mutt dog- Miso the brown shaggy dog. He looks like a bear.

An adorable cat who says “nimu nimu”- Poco is a blue cat! 

A flying pig- Spot the winged pig can fly.

A little dinosaur- Toothy the little T-Rex.

A cute dragon- Garnet is an adorable dragon and a school pet.

A cute dragon- Topaz is an adorable dragon and a school pet.

A cute little mascot creature- Konamon is Juliet’s mysterious creature pet. Nobody quite knows what he is, exactly.

Tasha’s talking teddy bear- Cookie is a beloved plush from Tasha’s childhood who came to life.

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like ko blog mo! super duper :)) nakakarelate kasi eh =) nakakainis na nga yang pagibig na yan eh lagi na lang akong binibigo.whaha! FOREVER EMO na ata talaga ako. ang masaklap kung kelan nakahanap ka na ng sa tingin mo ang taong nakalaan sayo..ayowwn! tsaka naman maraming hadlang..para bang si Romeo and Juliet? you and me against the world ang labanan ng aming pagmamahalan..ang masaklap pa ang villain sa pagiibigan namin eh mga magulang ko! hahaha

akala ko nga dati yung ganung eksena na tutol ang magulang eh sa mga palabas lang di ko naman akalain na mangyayari pala un sa buhay ko! haha. eh ako din naman makulit eh di pa pwede mag-bf pero pinilit ko syempre SO muna hanggang sa ayon nalaman. eh di kung anu-ano na mga sinabi nila..about sa kanya. at habang sinasabi nila yon marami din naman akong narerealize..basta madami hahaha!

.at malamang gusto na nila kaming paghiwalayin i-unfriend ko na dw sa fb. etc..wag makipagkita..syempre nung una hindi ko matanggap..pero habang tumatagal parang tama nga yung mga payo sa akin ng mga magulang ko..eh baka nga hindi kami para sa isat isa..pero namimiss ko na siya ngayon at sa tingin ko okay na din naman siguro itong nangyari na to.syempre d ko naman masaway magulang ko.MAGULANG KO PA RIN SILA EH..ginagabayan lang naman nila ako.

yan ang kwento kong bigo.hahaha! actually mahaba pa yan eh haha! kaso shinortcut ko na.

itawa na lang ang problema walang mapapala kapag iniiyak mo pa ito..okay hanggang dito na lang (feeling ko nagsubmit ako ng kwento ko sa MMK hahaha) GodBless ate :))

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Like, I think about Akane being so young when her mother died. I think about her father probably having wanted a son to take over the dojo actually, and Akane being the youngest takes it upon herself to fulfill that role because her sisters already knew who they were. She wants to be a strong and capable martial artist. She must’ve trained so hard and she still does.

I think about how she wanted to be Juliet in a play, but all her classmates told her to be Romeo because she was so strong. As if Juliet couldn’t be strong. As if Akane couldn’t be a princess just as she was. And I think about when she finally got to be Juliet in high school, it was all messed up.

I think about how her whole life, Akane wanted to be just as good as a boy, but still be seen as a girl. She wanted to fulfill every role without relying on a man.

And for a while, she was extremely successful in a way. She was insanely strong and so beautiful that she was sought after to the point where guys tried to beat her in fights in order to date her—which she never agreed to. She just got attacked daily for being a strong and pretty girl. They terrorized her daily, and treated her like a prize to win instead of a person. No wonder she hated boys!

And then enters Ranma. Ranma whom she is forced into an arranged engagement with by her father—how despite all her work both trying to be head of her family’s dojo AND stay away from boys, she is now stripped of both. She is now face-to-face with a guy who is easily a better fighter than her, and he gets everything she’s worked for. And he’s mean to her.

Oh, and he can turn into a woman.

And I think that aside from how shocking and strange that phenomenon would be… it would also be the solution to Akane’s own problems if she could so easily choose her perceived gender.

Isn’t that annoying?

And it doesn’t help that somehow, Ranma can basically do both extremes very well. He is a tough macho guy—he is a sexy cute girl. He’s cursed and there are plenty of times he is forced into being a girl, but at the end of the day he has the power to choose. And Akane doesn’t.

But, okay. It’s not like she wants the Jusenkyo curse. She doesn’t! Again, Akane wants to be a capable fighter and still retain her femininity. She struggles with that a lot.

But Shampoo doesn’t.

Shampoo is basically everything Akane wants to be.

Shampoo is feminine and attractive AND an extremely good fighter. She’s much stronger than Akane. She’s more confident than Akane. Shampoo doesn’t question her strength or her looks. Not to mention how Shampoo is so blunt and forward with Ranma.

That’s must be such a blow to Akane’s confidence.

But again, Ranma and Shampoo have lived very different lives. They’ve gone through intense training where the circumstances essentially created two fighting machines. Of course she’s out of her league. Also they’re both cursed! It’s almost like karma.

But then there’s Ukyo.

Not cursed. Can be perceived as a male when she wants. Still manages to be a cute girl. Totally a great fighter. Honest with her feelings while still being shy. And she can cook professionally—another thing that Akane relates to ideal femininity (like Kasumi) yet it’s one of her biggest weaknesses.

So Akane is surrounded by women who, at times, literally flaunt in her face about how they are “better” than her at all the things she wishes she could do—all the things she’s tried her whole life to do! She’s ridiculed for her looks and called mean names like “Baka-ne.”

And despite all that she’s still a good person. Unlike the other fiancés, Akane always is willing to help the others when they are in trouble. Each one of them gets jealous, but she doesn’t let that stop her from caring about them.

And that’s her strength. She is the most considerate and compassionate. She pushes herself beyond what she can handle all the time, sometimes for normal things like swimming or cooking, but then sometimes it’s sacrificing her life in order to save Ranma.

She deserves so much love and kindness! I wish she could have everything she wanted!

I have

A lot of feelings

About Akane Tendou

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“I’m not popular guys asdfghjsksk”

Is a cheerleader

Hot

Cool piercings and fashion

Dude u embody every positive stereotype of a popular cheerleader I was scared of in high school

ODKAOJA PAUSING QUESTIONS TO ANSWER THIS REAL QUICK BECAUSE when I was in highschool I hid in the bandroom with the theatre kids to read klaine and 1d gay fics and reenacted mean girls scenes with my friends in the hallways like absolute fucking dweebs. I assure u I was the least intimidating kid in highschool I PROMISEKAJAO i simply had a glowup hehehe

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To clarify Justin and Juliet are yuri in a yuri of absence way and Maddie and London are yuri in a fuck my stupid baka life kind of way is the picture coming together

Been rewatching a bunch of old Disney shows and I gotta say Justin Russo and Juliet are yuri to me. When Juliet loses her vampire powers, turns into an old woman, and fucks off into the woods, & then he spends the next season pining for her that’s yuri to me too, but that’s yuri of absence

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Kim Demiş Lezbiyenler Siktirmez Diye? (Ercan 36 Y., Mainz / Almanya)

Günlerden Cuma, işten gelip dinlendikden sonra, hava almak icin bisiklete atladım, 6 km. ilerdeki merkeze geze geze gittim. Günlerdir yağan yağmur ara vermişti, bundan faydalanmak için meydandaki Cafe'ye oturdum. Garsona içeceğimi söyledikten sonra etrafta olan biteni seyrediyordum. 4-5 metre ilerdeki çapraz masada iki kadın oturuyordu. Birbirlerine sarılacak kadar yakın oturmaları, bunların Lezbiyen olabileceklerini aklıma getirmişti. Fazla sürmeden tahminim doğrulandı, birbirlerinin gözlerinin içine baka baka dudaktan öpüştüler. Almanyada eşcinsellik yıllardır yasal olduğundan, Mainz şehrinde de bunlara alışmıştık artık. Yollarda elele dolaşanlar, sokakta öpüşen eşcinseller, toplumun bir parçası olmuş, bizler de bunları şaşırmadan varsayıyorduk.

Yalnız bu Homo'larda birşeyin farkına varmıştım, çiftlerden biri zayıf (narin), diğeri güçlü, sanki erkek gibi, görünüşleri farklı olurdu. Nitekim bu ikilinin de biri bakımsız, biraz erkek tipli, altında bol bir Jeans pantolon, üstünde 3 numara büyük Sweatshirt'ün içinde, çekici bir kadından başka herbirşeye benziyordu. Aslında yüz hatları olsun, zayıf fiziği olsun, bakımlı olsa, güzel kadın denilebilirdi. Ama diğeri, şeker gibi tatlı ve çıtıpıtı idi. Mavi mini elbise üstünde, altına kalın siyah çorap giymiş, dizkapağının üstüne kadar varan yüksek topuklu deri çizmesi, çok sexy görünüm yaratmıştı. Saçları enseden biraz aşağıda, kıvırcık ve vahşi şekilde, kocaman güneş gözlüğü ve uçuk renge boyanmış dolgun dudakları da genel görünümü tamamlıyordu. İnsanın içinden, "Kalk kız gidip nikahlanalım!" diyesi geliyordu. Birde ara ara sağa sola başını savururken parmaklarıyla saçlarını taraması, bazı şimarık mimikleri, çizdiği genel tablonun tuzu biberi oluyordu. Bu ikili etrafı hiç umursamadan sohbetlerine ve öpüşmelerine devam ediyorlardı. Çirkin olanı, güzelden gözünü ayırmıyor, hatta onu zorla sahiplenmek ister gibi bir tutum sergiliyordu.

2. içeceğim geldiğinde bütün cesaretimi toplayıp masalarına gittim. "Merhaba adım Ercan, müsade ederseniz sizlerle sohbet etmek istiyorum." dedim. Çirkin olanı (Gisela) daha karşı gelemeden, çıtır olanı (Juliet), "Buyur otur!" dedi ve kendilerini tanıştırdı. Gisela bundan memnun kalmasa da, Julieti kıramıyordu. Havadan sudan konuştuktan sonra, asıl beni ilgilendiren soruyu, neden, Lezbiyenliği seçtiklerini sordum. Gisela sert tavırla, Erkeklerin kadınlarını anlamadıklarını, kadınlarının isteklerini hiçe sayıp, sadece kendi zevklerini düşündüklerini, ellerinden gelse tüm kadınlarla beraber olmak istediklerini, eşlerini saymadıklarını anlatıyor ve anlattıkça da harareti yükseliyordu. Belli ki, bir erkek tarafından ihanete uğramıştı.

Juliet ise, küçük yaşta üvey babası tarafından sekse zorlandığını, 17 yaşındayken de bir arkadaşı bunu içki ve hapla uyuşturup kullandığını ve şimdi Gisela sayesinde yavaş yavaş sekse karşı yeni yeni ilgi duyduğunu anlattı. Yaşadıklarına üzüldüğümü, tercihlerine saygı duyduğumu, ama yinede herkes eşcinsel olursa insanların neslinin tükeneceğini dile getirdim. Sohbet oldukça ilerlemiş, meşrubat yerini kokteyller ve biralar almıştı. Hava kararmış, Cafe de artık boşaldığından, sahibi kapatmak istediğinde, Juliet, sohbetimizin güzel olduğunu, istersem evlerinde devam edebileceğimizi söyleyince, ertesi günü işim olmadığından teklifi kabul ettim. Herkes kendi hesabını ödedikten sonra, yakın olan dairelerine vardık...

Daire Stüdyo Penthouse biçiminde büyük tek oda, mutfak odaya dahil, modern döşenmiş, kocaman bir yatak ortada, üstünde tüylü battaniye, birkaç şişme koltuk ve yemek bölümünden mevcuttu. Loş bir ışığın eşliğinde mumlar yakıldı, üstüne kokulu sıvı tabağı koyuldu, ardından köpüklü şarap açıldı. Ben koltukta yer almıştım, bunlar yatak üzerine rahatça yerleştiler, biraz sohbet ettik. Gisela, bana soğuk davranmasının sebebini, erkeklerin onlara hep 'Sizi sevişirken seyretmek istiyorum!' gibi sapık tekliflerde bulunduklarından kaynaklandığını söyledi ve benim öyle olmadığımı, gayet doğal olduğumu belirtti. Aslında eve erkek almadıklarını da ekledi. Ben de teşekkür ettim. Böylelikle Giselayla da aramız biraz yumuşamıştı.

Daha sonra bunlar gittikçe rahatlaşıp, mumların ışığı ve kokusunun yarattığı muazzam erotik ortamda öpüşüp, yalaşmaya başlamışlardı. İtinayla sevişmeleri, birbirlerini yeni keşfetmiş gibi okşamaları, tek tek üzerlerindekileri çıkartırken çıplak kalan yerlerini özenle emip koklamaları, için için iniltileri, beni müthiş tahrik ediyor, sikim pantolonumu patlatacak şekilde baskı yapıyordu. Piyangoda büyük ikramiye bana vurmuş, bunları canlı canlı yaşıyordum. Kendime de, (Aman oğlum Ercan dikkat et, herhangi bir yanlış hareketin, lafın, bu rüyayı bozar, kendini dışarda bulursun!) diyordum...

Benim kahramanlarım artık tamamen çıplak kalmışlardı. Gisela ufak memeli, ama rahat 2 santim (!) uzunluğunda meme uçlarına sahipti. Bunlar Julietin ağzında dimdik olmuşlardı. Simsiyah kıllı amının yırtmacı bile gözükmüyordu. Bana adeta show yapıyorlardı. Juliet giyinik ayrı güzel, çıplak apayrı bir güzeldi. Hafif esmer, balık etli, tek kelimeyle harikaydı. Avuç dolusu memeler, dolgun kalçası, harika bacakları vardı ve amının kıllarını temizlemiş, sadece üstünde kalp modeli bırakmıştı. Kudurmak üzereydim. Gisela sırtüstü yatan Julietin bacak arasına yerleşmiş, amını yalıyor, arasıra da dimdik olan meme uçlarını içine çekiyor veya dudaklarını etrafında gezdiriyordu. Julietin bundan müthiş zevk aldığı iniltisinden, derin derin 'Ohhhh!' çekmesinden bellli oluyordu...

Bir ara Juliet Giselayı yukarı çekti, kulağına birşeyler fısıldadı, o da başını sallayarak onaylayınca, bana dönüp, "Aramıza gel!" diye emir verdiler. Guiness Rekorlar kitabına girecek rekor zamanda üstümdekilereden kurtulmuş, keserin sapı gibi dimdik yarağımla aralarında yer alıp, iki Lezbiyenin ortasındaydım. Üçümüz de diz üstü oturuyorduk, kadınlarımın sırtlarını okşuyor, ordan aşağı inip kalçalarını avuçlayıp, arkadan vıcık vıcık am dudaklarını parmaklarken, Julietin muhteşem ağzına yapışmış, dudaklarını emiyordum. Gisela da sikimi kavramış, sikime 31 çeker gibi boyunu ölçüyordu. Gisela Julieti ensesinden kavrayıp, "Senin ne istediğini biliyorum!" dedi ve Julietin başını sikime doğru götürüp, sikimi ağzına soktu. Juliet yarağımı yarısına kadar kapmış, dilini mantarımın etrafında gezdirip, ufak ufak gelip giderken, arasıra başını eğip bana bakıyor, benim mutlu ifademden cesaret toplayıp dahada güzel emiyordu.

Acaba önce hangisinin amına soksam diye düşünürken, Juliet sikimi yalamayı bırakıp, önüme yatıp, bacaklarını ayırdı ve "Lezbiyenlik güzel olsa da, şimdi sikilmek istiyorum!" dediğinde, borumu amcığına dayamış, yaydan çıkmış ok gibi içine döşemiştim. Derinden ohlaması Giselayı kıskandırmış olmalı ki, bir hamleyle Julietin ağzına oturup, kıllı amını ağzına dayadı. Galiba bu da Piyango biletimin extrası olsa gerek, yumuşak amı dipleyerek sikerken, birde karşımda domalmış göt duruyordu. Julietin çığlık sesleri Giselanın amında kaybolurken, Gisela titreyerek orgazmlar yaşıyordu. Julieti sert hamlelerle pompaladıkça, sanki nefesi kesiliyor, üst üste orgazm olmaktan bitkinleşiyordu. Bu sefer Giselanın belini iki elimle kavrayıp kendime doğru çekip, Julietin amından çıktığım gibi Giselanın önümde hazır domalmış kıllı amına, "Sen de sikimden nasibini al!" diyerek, dibine kadar geçirdim. "Mein Gott!" diyerek çığlığı bastı. Bu daracık kıllı amcığa ancak sadece 3-4 kere gidip gelebildim, hayvan gibi bağırarak derinlerine döllerimi fışkırttım. Nefes nefese böyle biraz kaldıkdan sonra, Gisela dönüp bana, "Manyaksın sen!" dediğinde, yüzünü güzel bir tebessüm kaplamıştı.

Yaklaşık yarım saat sonra Lezbiyen kahramanlarımı terk edip, bisiklete atladığımda müthis bir yaz yağmuru koptu. Bana ne!!! Tenha caddede bisikletin direksiyonunu sağ sol yaparak, "I'm singing in the Rain!" şarkısını söylüyordum :))

[Ercan]

[blackshadowswriter]

So I gotta read Romeo and Juliet this year, and I already know the basic plot (thank you, sparknotes 😘 ur a lifesaver) and I just realized how messed up the play actually is.

If you think about it:

The two of them met at what was basically a blind date ig (i mean, they got masks) and smooched once

Romeo became a stalker and basically broke into Juliet's home (nicely, like Yelena though), and they had some heartfelt convo under the moon during which no one noticed a young girl talking to a random-no, not even random dude, a dude from a family that's literally their enemy-in the bushes below

Then bros decided to run off and get married after talking for like 3 hours

After that, Romeo got one of his homies killed and also committed homicide, but Juliet was like "omg, i still love u even tho u gutted my cuz, bby <3"

But my dude gets his stupid butt banished from the city, and that sussy friar dude gonna go full Potions Master Snape and pull a vial of some sleeping potion outta his ass

Juliet's actually gonna trust this sus baka and drink the damn thing when it could be a tube fulla piss or some expired milk or smth

She falls into her enchanted sleep or whatever (suing Disney for copyright now, ik where they got Aurora from)

She gets proclaimed dead, and no one-and I mean no one, not a single person in her rather extensive family-is gonna see a passed out girl and think "let's check her heartbeat to see if she's alive"

Like isn't that the first thing you do when you see an unconscious person???

Ik their science or medicine or whatever aint too advanced back then, but yall have got to have at least known that hearbeat = alive, no heartbeat = dead

And I refused to believe that that friar dude's potion stopped her heartbeat but kept her alive, so I'm determined that she still had a pulse

So if she had a pulse, she had to have been breathing at least, but none of these idiots gonna noticed that

Anywyas, Romeo hears that his gf croaked, sneaks back into the city, and he has to give one more goddamn monologue before he dips.

Like why couldn't he have just looked at his dead wifey and drank the poison instantly and saved us future English students the pain of reading that. He created another section of hw assignments to translate that speech he had to give.

And then after he yabbers on for eternity, he chugs poison

Like where tf are these people getting these vials of sketch potions from? Is Snape your private supplier or smth?

And then Juliet's gonna wake up, see her hubby frothing at the mouth besides her deathbed and be like "damn, this one dude I married for like two weeks is dead, my life is so over" and stab herself.

Then their fams realize that each of them got one dead fam member and are instantly like "man, we were so wrong to hate each other, it caused the deaths of this young, wonderful, not-insane-at-all couple, we should tots stop fighting"

If that was my family, they'd be so mad I went behind their backs and married a dude from the enemy family, they'd probably disown my dead body and toss me into the river

But like irl, they wouldn't have stopped fighting for a measly thing like death, nah man they gonna go at each other even harder, they gonna be blaming each other for Romeo and Juliet's deaths, and I wouldn't be shocked if they started a civil war or smth

And I'm sorry, but at the end when they say they put a statue up of the two, I'm just thinking of Loki putting a statue up of himself in Asgard. Sue me.

Like...? This...? Is...? Considered...? One....? Of...? The...? Best...? English...? Classics...?

Shakespeare got mad problems, dude.

P.S. Yall this is satire, I'm just joking, don't come at me and lecture me "well, that's not how it happened." I can't be bothered to read another analysis of this goddamn play

[sunb0rn]

aw sweet ni ate Marnell 😭

tas kanina sabi ni Rem samahan nalang niya ako matulog sa office, kaso bawal na yung ganon eh. sinuggest din nila na kay Aaron ako matulog.

cute lang nila.

buti hindi naman ako matatakutin pero sgro kung ung nakaraan na sobrang down ako at nagigising sa madaling araw, baka makitulog nga ako.

sa floor lang naman ako magisa kanina; pero dito sa dorm, alam ko makakasama ko si Ms. Juliet though wala pa siya atm

//

[peach-pops]

for the sleepover event, what pet names would the haikyuu characters give to their significant other?

if you dont agree, dont come for me, this is based on vibes~

Karasuno

Daichi: hon/honey, lovely 

Asahi: sunshine, dear

Suga: my love, my girl/boy, beautiful

Tanaka: good-lookin, eye-candy

Noya: mami/papi, juliet/romeo

Kageyama: baka, [eye color] eyes 

Tsuki: brat, drama queen, mine 

Yamaguchi: buttercup

Hinata: dream girl/boy

Aoba Johsai

Oikawa: (lil) cutie/cutie pie, heartbreaker

Iwaizumi: hot stuff, firecracker [fav]

Matsukawa: babygirl/boy, baby-doll

Hanamaki: hottie, lover

Nekoma

Kuroo: sweetheart/sweet thing, smarty pants [fav]

Kenma: babe/baby

Lev: princess, short-stuff

Yaku: darling

Fukurodani

Bokuto: bubba/bubs/baba, soulmate 

Akaashi: my angel/angel/angel face 

Konoha: pretty girl/boy [fav]

[sweetblscans]

Não indicado para leitores sensíveis, contém estupro não explícito. Enjoy!

[harmonia17]

My TOP S4 volumes arrived!

[blibrary]

QUIERO VOLVER FUJOSHI A MI MEJOR AMIGA (QVFAMMA) | Lectura Online:

Seleccionar el nombre del manga para ingresar al lector.

— A —

•  Amaenbo Honey

•  Antimoral Omegaverse

•  Aoi Tori Yori

•  Abarenbo Honey

•  Altruist

•  Alpha Demonai Omega Demonai Bokura wa

•  Akatsubaki

— B —

•  Bokuraga Tsugai ni naru Made

— D —

•  Do S Obake ga Nekasete Kurenai | Vol.01 - Vol.02 

•  Drago Star Player Romeo | Vol.01

— E — 

•  Eigyou Nikka

•  Egotism Heat

— F —

•  Fudanshi Shokan

— G —

•  Gelateria Supernova

•  Gelateria Supernova ~Royal Vanilla~

— H —

•  Hina wa Mitsuiro no Koi ni Torawareru

•  Hang Out Crisis

•  Hanagara Tsumi

•  Hajimete No

•  Haga-kun wa Kamaretai (Quiero Morder a Haga-kun)

— I —

•  Itadakimasu Gouchiosama

•  Inmoral Sandwich

•  In The Cage

•  Imitation Mate

•  Ijiwaru na Tsugai no Netsu ni Oborete

•  Iki wo Tomete, Ugokanaide

— J —

•  Joou to Shitateya

•  Juliet no Baka

— K —

•  Kakurenbo Honey

•  Kashikomarimashita Destiny Side Master

•  Kashikomarimashita Destiny Side Buttler

•  Kashikomarimashita Destiny~Answer~

•  Kashikomarimashita Destiny~Bangai Hen~

•  Kekkonshite Kudasai

•  Kimi wa Mou Kamenai

•  Kamikon Kara Hatsukoi

•  Kamiato Kara Hatsukoi

•  Kirai de Isasete | Vol.01 - Vol.02 

•  Kimi wa Junai ni Fusawashii

•  Kimi to Tsugai ni Narenai Ryuu

•  Kanraku Alpha ~Enigma~

•  Kisu wa BAN ni Hisamazuku

•  Kaniteki Pervert Romance | Vol.01 - Vol.02

•  Kakumei no Alpha

•  Ko Mochi Omega Kare to Kare

•  Kamoku na Shinyuu wa Tada no Mutsuri Deshita

•  Kamisama, Douka te wo totte

— L —

•  Llévame a Casa

— M —

•  Megumi to Tsugumi | Vol.01 - Vol.02 - Vol.03

•  Mujikaku no Love Factor

•  Mittomonai Koi

•  Mitsuketa Boku no Omega-sama

— N —

•  Namida Kareru Na | Ver.01 - Ver.02

•  Nya to Nakukara Aishiteyo

•  Niibanme no Alpha

— O —

•  Ore no Yuugaina Isekai

•  Okusama wa Alpha

•  Oni to Shitau wa Tatarigami | Vol.01 - Vol.02

•  On Doorstep

•  Oyasuminasai no Ato wa

•  Oboreru Omega ~Mamoritai no ni, Hamarasetai~

— P —

•  Paradigm Shift

— R —

•  Romantic Joutou

•  Romantic Lament

•  Rengoku no Millenium

•  Re: Birth

— S —

•  Shonen no Kyoukai | Vol.01 - Vol.02 - Vol.03

•  Sayonara Alpha

•  Sennen Hakkaten

•  Shiritsu Teijou Gakuen

•  Sutenaide My Hero

— T —

•  Torokeru Hodoni Kamaretai

•  Totsugimasen Kara!

•  Tsugai no Torikago

•  Tsugai ni Narenai

•  Tondemonai Ore no Alpha | Vol.01 - Vol.02

— U —

•  Unmei Janai Hito

•  Unmei no Kisu wa Oazuke

•  Un Milenio en el Purgatorio del Amor | Vol.01 - Vol.02

— Y —

•  Youichi na Koi Doushiou

[cahayasulu]

Salamat Saudi

(Ang labstori ni Mami at Dadi)

Ito ang lovestory na hindi kasing tipikal ng pag-iibigan ni Ibarra at ni Maria Clara o ni Romeo at Juliet na nagbunga ng pinakaboring na pangalang mayroon ako ngayon, ito ang lovestory ni Tetay at Beto.

Maniniwala ka kaya kung sabihin ko sa iyong kasing bilis ng kidlat at mas mabilis pa kay Flash ang mga naging pangyayari sa lovelife ng aking nanay at tatay? Iyon bang tipong nag-iskip counting sa mga hakbang ng getting to know each other patungong you may now kiss the bride. Ito ang kwento, ito ang simula ng undying love ni Mama at Papa.

Isang dalagang nakapagtapos ng kursong pagkaguro , ang madasalin at masunuring anak na si Tetay. Siya ay madasaling tunay kaya naman lubos siyang pinagpala ng Panginoon ng tatlong paaralan ang sabay-sabay na tumawag sa kaniya upang magturo at dahil siya ay masunurin ay sinunod niya ang payo ng kaniyang ina na sa baranggay hayskul ng Balitucan magturo.

Sa kabilang dako naman ay kilalanin natin si Beto, isang lalaking nakapagtapos ng inhinyero subalit naging bestfriend niya ang lapad ng Emperador kaya medjo na-detour ang kaniyang road to success at tila naging living example ng kanta ni Fred Panopio na Kawawang Cowboy, literal na “may bulsa, wala namang pera”.

Isang binatang malapit nang magkorenta, kung saan naging abay na sa kaniyang mga barkada at naging ninong na sa kanilang mga anak, isang binatang tila tatandang mag-isa, may mailap na tadhana at tumatahak sa landas na ang bukas ay tila nawalan na ng halaga sa bawat bukas ng kaniyang mata, isang mapagkubling binata na itinago sa Empe at pakikibarkada ang kalungkutang dinadala sa buhay . Siya ay bigla na lamang nabuhayan ng loob ng kaniyang masilayan, isang umaga, ang babaeng tumatawid patungo sa noo’y aapating klasrum pa lamang ng hayskul – si Tetay.

Ngunit isang malaking duwag ang binata, noon sa mga sandaling iyon ay nagising siya sa reyalisasyong hindi niya kayang mangahas na makipagkaibigan o ni makasabay man lang ang dalaga sa paglalakad sapagkat naisip niyang wala siyang maipagmamalaki dito, kaya nagkasya na lamang siya sa simpleng pagsulyap sa pagtawid ng dalaga papunta sa aapating klasrum , old time stalker sa pagsulyap mula sa ilang metrong layo mula sa bahay ng kaniyang tiyo upang masilayan lamang na  nakauwi ng ligtas ang kaniyang minamahal na guro, hanggang sa paminsan-minsang pagpaparinig rito sa tuwing magmemeryenda sa tindahang tinatambayan niya ang guro, na sa laki ng kaniyang pagkatorpe ay imbis na buladas ay pang-aasar ang kaniyang nasasambitla, sino ba naman kasing manliligaw sa edad na magkokorenta na? iyong akala mo ay tatandang binata ay hahabol pa pala sa finish line? At talaga namang pambansang torpe sapagkat ang pagsulyap at pang-aasar ay umabot hindi lang ng araw, buwan kundi taon.

Ngunit papaano nga ba nagsimulang magkatulad ng apelyido ang dalawang tauhan sa lovestory na ito? Salamat Shoppee este Salamat Saudi ang sagot. Nagkaroon ng pagkakataon ang matandang binata na lumipad patungong Saudi at habang nagninilay-nilay sa kisame ng kaniyang double-deck na tinutulugan, ay naisip niya ang kaniyang “guro” na naiwan sa Pinas. Uuwi siya kapag mayaman na siya at may lakas na ng loob manligaw ngunit papaano kung biglang may manligaw sa “guro” niya?

Dinadaga na naman ang binata subalit naisip niyang subukang sumulat sa dalaga, isang sulat, walang sagot, ikalawang sulat, wala pa ring sagot at umabot ng isang taon ay ni hindi sumagot ang dalaga. Natanggap kaya ng dalaga ang kaniyang mga sulat? Baka nakapag-asawa na ang dalaga?

Ang dalaga? Hayun, natanggap naman ang mga sulat subalit pinilit niyang huwag sagutin ang mga ito, bakit? Abay sino naman kasing sumasagot sa sulat ng lalaking ni hindi mo man lang nakita ng personal, e kalahating Maria Clara at purong Dalagang Pilipina pa naman itong si Tetay.

Isang araw ay pinadalhan nanaman siya ng sulat ng binata mula sa Saudi at nakita ito ng kaniyang mahabaging kaibigan na si Noly at drinamahan ito with matching puppy eyes – guilt stricken poise – upang magreplay man lamang ng hello kumusta sa sulat ng binata sapagkat ito lang daw ang kasiyahan ng mga nasa ibang bansa. At hayun, na-iscam ang dalaga at sumagot ng simpleng pangungumusta. Ang simpleng pagsagot na bumago ng kaniyang buhay.

Sa labis na tuwa ng binata sa kauna-unahang sulat na natanggap niya sa dalaga at dali-dali itong sumulat pabalik, alam nyoba kung ano ang sulat niya? Uuwi na siya sa susunod na buwan at magpapakasal na sila, o diba parang Flash sa bilis, sigurista ang lolo mo.

Sa isang iglap, umuwi ang binata, sila ay namanhikan sa noo’y di makapaniwalang dalaga. Sino ba namang hindi magugulat , sumagot ka lang, ikinasal ka na.

At doon nagsimula ang kwento kung papaano pinalitan ni Papa ang apelyido ni Mama at ginawang magkapareho sila. Mabilis man at walang drama, sinigurado naman nilang ito ay tunay at hindi malasadong tulad ng itlog dahil hanggang sa huling hininga ng binata, siya lamang at tanging ang pangalang Cristina lamang ang nakaukit sa kaniyang puso at isipan.

[sailorstarr-chan4]

Anime & Manga Updates: 2019 Master List

Halfway through 2020 I finally do this..... yeah, well, it’s been a long half-year, hasn’t it? -.-” But at long last, here it is! The manga are listed from when I started reading said series/volumes, the anime are listed from when I finished them. 

Anime & Manga Master Lists: 2015 | 2016 | 2017 | 2018 | 2019 | 2020 | 2021 | 2022 | 2023 

Manga, All Included: 

Mamotte! Lollipop (finished; 7 vol, reread vol 1-3)*

Skip-Beat! (vol 22-27)*

Yu Yu Hakusho (finished; 19 vol)*

The Ancient Magus Bride (vol 1-9)*

Alice in the Country of Clover: The March Hare’s Revolution (finished; single vol)

Shugo Chara! (finished; 12 vol, reread vol 2-3)*

Kamisama Kiss (finished; 25 vol, reread vol 18-21)

Alice in the Country of Hearts: My Fanatic Rabbit (complete reread; 2 vol)

Wish (finished; 4 vol)*

Sekirei (vol 1-2)

FAKE (finished; 7 vol, reread 1st vol)*

Oh My Goddess! (vol 2-3)

Vampire Knight: Memories (vol 3)

Tail of the Moon (vol 1-2, reread 1st vol)

RG Veda (finished; 10 vol)*

Pretear (finished; 4 vol)*

Arata: The Legend (vol 1-3)

Captive Hearts of Oz (read 1st vol)

Black Butler (vol 1-27)*

Genju no Seiza (vol 1-10, reread vol 1-3)*

Demon Love Spell (finished; 6 vol)

Stepping on Roses (finished; 9 vol)

Alice in the Country of Hearts: White Rabbit and Some Afternoon Tea (finished; 2 vol, reread 1st vol)

Mink (complete reread; 6 vol)*

Manga Classics: Romeo and Juliet (finished; single vol)

Princess Jellyfish (finished; vol 8-17)

Because I’m the Goddess (finished; 3 vol)

Heaven’s Will (finished; single vol)

Belle’s Tale (finished; single vol)

Jiu Jiu (finished; 5 vol)

Aventura (”complete” reread; vol 1-3)*

Wedding Peach (finished; 7 vol)

The Water Dragon’s Bride (vol 1-8)

Seven Days (finished; 2 vol)

Kilala Princess (finished; 5 vol)

Alice 19th (finished; 7 vol)

Finished: 

18 series (Mamotte! Lollipop, Yu Yu Hakusho, Shugo Chara!, Kamisama Kiss, Wish, FAKE, RG Veda, Pretear, Demon Love Spell, Stepping on Roses, Alice: White Rabbit, Princess Jellyfish, Because I’m the Goddess, Jiu Jiu, Wedding Peach, Seven Days, Kilala Princess, Alice 19th); 

4 singles (Alice: March Hare’s Revolution, Romeo and Juliet, Heaven’s Will, Belle’s Tale); 

3 complete rereads (Alice: Fanatic Rabbit, Mink, Aventura)

[Note: * means I did not read the series all in a row, but overlapped them with others, particularly with the ones I ended up finishing.]

Anime, Finished Only: 21 (+ 5 ONA/OVA)

Food Wars! The Second Plate (13 ep)

Girls Bravo (24 ep)

Hetalia: World Series (52 ONA, 5 min each)

Hetalia: The Beautiful World (20 ONA, 5 min each)

Hetalia: The World Twinkle (15 ONA, 5 min each)

Air (13, +2 ep)

Black Butler (24, +1 ep)

Black Butler II (12, +6 ep)

Black Butler: Book of Circus (10 ep)

Black Butler: Book of Murder (2 OVA)

Shounen Maid (12 ep)

Miss Kobayashi’s Dragon Maid (13, +1 ep)

Lovely Complex (24 ep)

Pretear (13 ep)

Restaurant from Another World (12 ep)

My Roommate is a Cat (12 ep)

Violet Evergarden (13 ep)

Magic Knight Rayearth II (29 ep)

ReLife (13, +4 ep)

Backstreet Girls: Gokudols (10 ep)

Free! Iwatobi Swim Club (12 ep)

Fake (1 OVA)

Emma: A Victorian Romance (24 ep)

Show by Rock!! (12 ep)

Dance With Devils (12 ep)

One Punch Man (12 ep)

Unfinished in 2019: 26 (gave up 10; finished later 9; want to finish 7)

***: restarted (4 series)

(x)....(x): gave up later

(x)DN Angel(x)

(x)Baka & Test: Summon the Beasts(x)

Nichijou (finished in 2020!)

Lucky Star (finished in 2020!)

Excel Saga

(x)Miss Bernard Said(x)

Fruits Basket (2019) (finished in 2021!)

Tsubasa Reservoir Chronicle*** (later finished in 2023!)

Emily of New Moon (finished in 2020!)

Anne of Green Gables 

(x)Trapp Family Story(x)

Little Witch Academia 

(x)Durarara!!(x)

Rascal Does Not Dream of Bunny Girl Senpai (finished in 2020!)

A Lull in the Sea (finished in 2020!)

Cute High Earth Defense Club LOVE!***

Boys Over Flowers

(x)Saint Tail(x)

Wedding Peach (finished in 2023!)

Pandora Hearts

(x)Aggretsuko(x)

(x)Fairy Musketeers(x)

(x)Itazura na Kiss(x)

(x)Honey and Clover(x)

Wotakoi: Love is Hard for Otaku (finished in 2020!)

Kyoukai no Rinne***

.... Boy, I’ve fallen behind on titles over the years.... ^^”