#Juliet no Baka

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The Obscure Hidden Yaoi of Ranma 1/2

CW: Mention of Suicide, Period-Typical Transphobic and Homophobic reactions

There's a scene in the manga where Gosunkugi crossdresses to get Ranma's attention(this isn't the first time btw) and sabotage his role in the Romeo & Juliet play.

When he rejects the bomb, they parody a love rejection scene.

Whenever one of Ranma's rivals catches him with a girl that's not Akane/Shampoo, they normally celebrate it and even root for him since he won't be "getting in their way" anymore.

But Gosunkugi gets weirdly jilted about it, heart pumping sound effects and all.

In chapter 200 Gosunkugi gets a set of paper dolls that can control people when given commands. Though accidental, he only puts romantic commands on men.

In particular, Ranma and Gosunkugi's date gets a lot of spotlight, lasting 2 pages out of a 16 page chapter, culminating in this exchange.

After this happened Ranma starts blushing when Gosunkugi walks by and asks what his intentions were earlier.

The next Gosunkugisode is about him reconsidering his thoughts on Ranma since he saved him from bullies, but this gets rebuffed by Gosunkugi buying a mecha armor to defeat him. His crush on Akane gets mentioned less and less.

If the armor doesn't punch the desired target in 30 minutes both the wearer and the target will explode. By the end of the chapter, Ranma has a speech about pride and fighting Gosunkugi fairly. The only part of it that he notices is "man to man".

After this Gosunkugi tearfully swoons over Ranma acknowledging him, describing his current situation as a lovers' suicide and apologizing for not wanting to do it.

The chapter ends with Gosunkugi not being able to finish a sentence directed to Ranma with similar wording to the earlier scene about him being accepted.

Even though he sits directly behind Ranma, this is the last time Gosunkugi ever ambushes him. Even though he sits next to Akane, he never shows any reaction to her anymore and seems to be looking at someone else instead. He only uses his straw dolls to fidget with.

The last line Gosunkugi ever has in the manga has him sweating heavily with his heart beating fast after finding a supposed wedding ring that Ranma had buried in the ground(with Ranma blushing in the back for good measure).

This was just an excuse to list the fruitiest moments these two had.

As a bonus, here's a minor detail that I noticed. Whenever Ranma's rivals want to insult him, they all go "Yurusan!(Unforgivable!)" or "Onore!!(You!!)".

But Gosunkugi instead repeatedly says "Saotome no Baka!!(Stupid Saotome!!)" just like his suitors do.

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new parody oc story idea

Romeo-kun and Juliet-senpai

1 normal guy, 25 crazy girls

College first-year Romeo Adachi is a generic boy, studying to be a male witch, with a complex about his first name. In a crazy world filled with magical life forms, Romeo has no special features. Juliet Oyamada, a catgirl who is a year older than him, also has a complex about her name….

One day they meet, and end up hating each other. Then they find out each other’s first name… and chaos ensues.

Romeo and Juliet hate each other, but can’t seem to ever be separated. Especially since their families want them to get married because of their “star-crossed names.” (Even though in Shakespeare’s Romeo and Juliet, the two families hated each other. Oh the irony!)

At the hidden magic college they go to, only 10% of the current student body is male. Romeo has a long time crush on the cheerful and sporty fox fauna girl, Ashley.

In Romeo’s class, there are 5 boys and 25 girls.

Romeo is an extremely plain guy surrounded by 25 crazy magic girls of all kinds of tropes. This manga is kind of a parody and the tropes are played with.

The world is a magical version of Earth. The school is a college campus that teaches magic, and is a very zany school filed with dungeons and secret rooms. There is also an adventurous twist in the story. Eventually.

The girls also all seem a bit bisexual.

A fauna is a person with animal ears and a tail.

The characters are as follows…

Tsundere girl with twintails- Juliet Oyamada the catgirl. She is messy, aggressive, bad-mannered, but has a good heart… and is surprisingly cute. She has orange hair in wavy long twintails.

Genki tomboy who loves sports- Ashley, Romeo’s initial crush and childhood friend from late elementary. A fox girl who is chaotic, uncouth, loud, deranged. She has boyish red hair.

The modest everygirl- Ichigo the dog fauna who has a crush on Romeo. Has been friends with Romeo since early high school. She has short pink hair.

Most adorable girl ever- Tomona the alien. She has pink skin, black hair, and antennae-like alien ears. Very innocent. She says “boop” after everything.

Shy nerdy book girl- Kyoko the cyclops. Kyoko is quiet, but knowlegable a wide range of subjects. She reads everything she can get her hands on. She cries easily, but hates to do so because a cyclops crying with one eye as is deemed a spectacle of sorts.

Mysterious pretentious girl- Daphne the reptile fauna dragon girl. She fakes being mysterious, basically.

Sassy gyaru girl- Leigh the bunnygirl. Leigh is confident and a bit loud, but kind and quite intelligent. She wears the gyaru fashion style and is a dancer. She is half-Uruguayan.

Masculine fighter girl- Kirara, centaur with an unfitting cute name. Kirara has a shaved head. She does martial arts, and can do a few extra moves due to being a centaur.

Dummy baka airhead girl- Hilda the chubby elfin girl. Hilda’s mind is always somewhere else. She also yells a lot. She is 4 feet and 6 inches. She is chubby.

Shy shrinking violet girl- Tasha the fairy. Tasha can shrink down to fairy size when she wants. She is very shy and doesn’t like to be seen, so it’s often. She is Black and has purple braids.

Sparkly cute idol girl- Aimi the android girl. Aimi was an android built to sing and dance, but she became sentient.

Normal tsukkomi girl- Amanda the harpy. Amanda thinks she’s the only normal person in this whole school. She constantly remarks when people are being Weird. She has a beak. 

Otaku girl- Hyorin, Korean fairy girl. She moved to Japan because she loves anime. Hyorin loves the yuri genre and secretly loves girls herself… She even has two moms.

Classy well-mannered girl- Etsuko who has 3 eyes. She also has lavender skin and horns. She is classy and strict, and cannot handle uncouth things and people.

Wild girl who causes mischief- Meiran, Chinese, undead monster girl. She is always causing mischief and yelling. And living live to the extreme. And yelling.

Genius stoic emotionless girl- Zoey the serpentine girl. Nobody knows what goes on in Zoey’s head, but it’s a lot.

Sweet sleepy girl- Sonya the cyclops monster girl. She has a comfy presence. Sonya can’t wink because she has one eye. She is prone to falling asleep.

Zany inventor girl- Ayana, giraffe girl transfer student from Tanzania. She wears huge nerdy glasses. She also has a long neck. Ayana is always yelling “eureka!” 

The mean queen girl- Minoru, called “Meanie” by boys, ghost undead. Minoru is your classic telenovela mean girl. Why is she so mean? What a snob.

Big sister girl- Urara is Kirara’s older sister and a centaur. Urara is very sweet, protective, and nurturing. She also gets into fights and kicks butt.

Tough punk sukeban girl- Nicole the wolf fauna. A lone wolf, who is similar to Miyu but doesn’t get along with her. They are rivals from opposing gangs. She has… you guessed it, a soft spot for cute things.

Yankee gang girl- Miyu the horned banshee. She is from an opposing gang to Nicole and clashes with her. She is always yelling and is very uncouth.

Goth musician girl- Rune the android alien girl. She loves to rock, demonic style.

Clumsy girl- Anisa the cheerful Indonesian Muslim deer fauna, a baker. She loves to cook but often spills her batter and trips over crumbs… But her cakes and cookies are usually delicious and filled with love… and sometimes random items she clumsily lost in the batter.

Edgy chuunibyou girl- Aurelia Xiomara Petrichor VII. A vampire. Yes, that’s her real name. She is pretentious and is a lord of the darkness.

The plain generic guy- Romeo Adachi. He’s so normal that it’s weird.

Obnoxious friend- Sugano the obnoxious yelling vampire. He is bald.

Handsome senpai friend- Kawamoto the sexy alien. He has a mustache.

Shy guy friend- Kizaki the ghost undead beaver fauna boy. He is soft.

Manly muscle guy friend- Nitta the fat bear fauna guy. He has a beard. He is gentle but kind of strange sometimes. Lots of muscle.

Eccentric teacher- Emma Hoshimi the art teacher is zany and eccentric

Shy teacher- Sori Lee the science teacher is always messing around in the chemistry room and causing explosions. She is very shy though.

Strict teacher- Kasey Elmer the math teacher is usually fed up with students. And life.

Protective teacher- Kendra Wilson is a nice teacher who cares deeply about the students, isn’t afraid to break up fights and get to the bottom of problems.

Romeo’s loyal mutt dog- Miso the brown shaggy dog. He looks like a bear.

An adorable cat who says “nimu nimu”- Poco is a blue cat! 

A flying pig- Spot the winged pig can fly.

A little dinosaur- Toothy the little T-Rex.

A cute dragon- Garnet is an adorable dragon and a school pet.

A cute dragon- Topaz is an adorable dragon and a school pet.

A cute little mascot creature- Konamon is Juliet’s mysterious creature pet. Nobody quite knows what he is, exactly.

Tasha’s talking teddy bear- Cookie is a beloved plush from Tasha’s childhood who came to life.

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May every evil eye turn blind from the truth? We have no idea

#Consequences #Repercussions

Pasundo nyo na po sya sa Pulisya dahil sa piled-up crimes nya 😌😌

Alam nyo naman siguro ang GINAWA ko when I was still young sa anak ni Ate Juliet na taga-kanto because they accused Kuya Ricky ng physical abuse daw, child abuse. He used to give expensive fruits to Grandpa George back then then you accused him. Yeah! Proud of it na sinaktan ko sya to warn her to not get involved again sa mga kamay ng mga walang alinlangan sa pagpapalaganap ng kasamaan. You're reminding me of the physical violence that I did? I'm not ashamed of it. No guilt feelings. Kaya kayang-kaya ko gawin kung gugustuhin ko lang na pagsasampalin lalo na si ANA CRISTINA NICOLAS at ingudngod mukha nya sa PINAKAMAGASPANG na cement road. DEPENDE SA MOOD KO 🤪🤪

The ⚔️ Lumayas ka dito sa bahay namin. Binababoy mo. Don't say I didn't warn you. We're not anymore tolerating your devious and devilish sorcery of wickedness. Katanga mo neh? Gusto mo ba kuhanin mga journal ko para mag-misled? Diba you can do all things through who gives you strength? Ni Vishnu neh? Yes po. 'Yun ang shawarawt nya sa Spotify nya.

Then inside the bus, they therefore concluded that it's about the energy? Demon of Earth and Fire is actually Kendall Jenner. Like duhhh 😛🫥

Hindi kayo maniniwala na may DIYOS na magpaparusa sa inyo. Peoples are somewhat convicted but perfect love casts out fear. NATATAKOT sila na gagawan nyo sila ng kasamaan. But they are never afraid to face GOD because their conscience is so malinis pooooo. And therefore we all agree that death from the hands of the wicked is not anymore petrifying because it means eternity with the Lord God Almighty.

Aabangan ka na nila nyan sa Malate. Bayanihan of the people. Orbiting neh? Umikot ikot ka pa, MULALA. PANAY KA NAKAHINGI NYAN. Meaning? Baka maging palaboy ka sa kalye. May palabas sa tv before si Ana Capri. Pinagtripan sya kasi SIRAULO, tapos sinilid sya sa sa likod ng sasakyan. Napatay sya unintentionally kaya tinago bangkay nya. Very wrong move!

Saan ka uuwi nyan? Umuwi ka na sa talagang nanay mo na si Roque. O kaya kay Sitti Ahari. Nyek! Tombie. Ibalik mo perang ninakaw mo. PARE-PAREHO LANG KAYO. Kanino kaya NAGMULA ang linya na 'yan. Utos mo, neh?

Lahat ng mga salitang binitawan mo babalik sa'yo. Ayaw na namin magsalita pa sa mga endless possibilities na pwede mangyari sa'yo sa future.

HANDA NA KAMI. SUGOD GANG. BAKIT MAY DUGO? FEELING NA-CONFINE SA MANILA DOCTORS HOSPITAL NEH? NAPA'NO KA BA? NAGPA-ABORT? KADIRI, TEH.. MAY bulok na fetus sa belly talaga ni MISS ANA CRISTINA NICOLAS. Parusa sakanya ng Diyos. May mga susunod pa nyan. Which is which? Or Kay Kim Tae Hee.. Impossible! #Perusal

Tapos 'yung smart watch neh? Why naka-sunglasses? Push-up undergarment 😂😂 Minsan flat, Minsan anez? Ewww. When they had their outing with Hewlett Packard guys. So cheap talaga. Kagalit sakanya ng uncle from Taiwan na owner ng isa sa conglomerate sa Hermosa Ecozone. Marami Galit sakanya, sa totoo lang..

Even 'yung salary nya sa Atos. Well, overpaid na nga sya eh. Tapos underwork kasi busy sa pag-uutos at pagsabotajjj here and there. Scrum Master ika. Until mapagod sya. Natutulog ka pa ba? Workshop of the devil is her/ his own body. Nagbe-benefit sila sa mga ginagawa nya na karimarimarim na krimen.

Kahit umamin ka, Miss Ana Cristina Nicolas bunyag na bunyag na mga GINAWA mo din Hindi lang kay Ate Anne. May mga sinira ka na din na relasyon. Traumatic past nila mainly because of you. YOU ARE THE REASON. Actually, enemy ka na din ni Vishnu. Kaya paano ka na lang kapag nagsama-sama na kayo? Tapos theft of time din. Wala sa sistema mo ang integrity. Extremes.

Si Renz actually bagot na bagot sa mga PINAGGAGAWA mo sa Mapua. Hindi sya na-threaten or na-intimidate man lang. Nagtimpi din sya. Kasi alam nya darating ang time na matitigil ka sa mga ginagawa mo. EVERYDAY NEH, DEVIL QUEEN ANA CRISTINA NICOLAS.

Last mo na pag-stalk sa Tumblr nya? Eh di wawawiwaw. Pati kay Tedted Joshua Acuin Santiago gusto din magpapansin. SA LAHAT NG LALAKE, actually. Forever single ka kaya? May gusto manligaw sa'yo ba? Kahit si Karl ayaw sa'yo. Taken sya. Wa sya pakels. Pasalamat ka sinasamahan ka sa mga trip mo na ginamit mo lang. As if naman Hindi alam ng mga lalaki na di madiscern ang MOTIBO mo na sana sila nasa lugar ni Karl na kasama ka? Wow ha. Assuming, LADY GAGA. Diba may pic na kalansay na waiting for the perfect man? Baka sya 'yonnn.

Hoyyy, FYI, ang mga tunay na anak ng Diyos hindi attracted sa'yo, Miss Ana Cristina Nicolas. Alam nila likaw ng bituka mo. Sa IG account i-restore mo 🤣🤣 Kapang-gaya kasi kaya ayan. Baka mag-misled ka din ng post ni Dada Jeff Eliscupidez na nagbalik-loob sa DIYOS si Miss Ana Carpio. Balik-loob sya kay Vishnu.

Inom ng inom ng kape. Every move neh? Isang tanong lang, Miss Ana Cristina Nicolas: ano meron kay Ate Anne at bakit kagusto mo sya nakikitang NAHIHIRAPAN? Kundi ka ba naman SUGO ng Demonyong Vishnu.

Maghanda ka pa dyan. Pero alam mo kung kanino ka talaga head-over-heels? Truth SLAPS you back. Kay Kuya Justin Timberlake 🤪🤪 I hope I am forgiven ☺️. Gaga ka ba? Ulol! — Jesus said in New Testament, Tagalog version (Fool! in English) Alangan naman baliw literal na translation. May playlist ka pa na .... ganyan diba? Panlinlang mo kunwari' sorry ka? Sorry not sorry kamo. OPM Loop daw sa eternity symbol. Tingnan mo nga naman kung paano ka manlinlang ng mga salita, simbolismo atbp. Kundi ba naman stalker ka constantly.

Lumayo layo ka sa Bataan. Bumalik ka sa Malate, Dubai-like. Open city. Marami sarado na clubs doon for temporary pleasures. Kahit ibenta mo katawan mo, Wala magkaka-interest. LISTA mo sa tubig. Bayad bayad din daw ng utang. Sino ba talaga may pagkakautang na malaki?

Marami prophecies sa'yo na napakasarap isipin na ga'non magiging destiny mo. GOD IS FAIR.

Tapos irarason mo that Love covers a multitude of sins? NEKNEK mo times four, Mapua moments. Probably like one of the tsutsu, arte ng! Bakit ba ini-ingles mo tita mo? Pasosyal lang sya, te..

No mercy, no mercy at NO FORGIVENESS TOWARDS YOU, MISS ANA CRISTINA NICOLAS. Even si Divine Grace Balintong, and everybody close to me. Akala mo lang wala ako communications sa friends ko. Akala mo lang wala.

Wala kami pakelam kahit ano pa gawin mo sa buhay mo, Ana Cristina Nicolas. Kung may gagawin ka pa KALOKOHAN, siguraduhin mo lang. Wala ka kasi kinakatakutan. Sisihin ka nila sa huli nyan, for sure.

Bilang na lang.. Beke nemen 😵‍💫😵‍💫

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Clack do you know what a “saucy baka” is? Does the name evoke something in you? Do you feel close to that??

Have you read Shakespeare? In Romeo and Juliet, Lord Capulet refers to Tybalt “You are a Saucy Boy”. If that is what you mean, sometimes I may be quick tempered.

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Like, I think about Akane being so young when her mother died. I think about her father probably having wanted a son to take over the dojo actually, and Akane being the youngest takes it upon herself to fulfill that role because her sisters already knew who they were. She wants to be a strong and capable martial artist. She must’ve trained so hard and she still does.

I think about how she wanted to be Juliet in a play, but all her classmates told her to be Romeo because she was so strong. As if Juliet couldn’t be strong. As if Akane couldn’t be a princess just as she was. And I think about when she finally got to be Juliet in high school, it was all messed up.

I think about how her whole life, Akane wanted to be just as good as a boy, but still be seen as a girl. She wanted to fulfill every role without relying on a man.

And for a while, she was extremely successful in a way. She was insanely strong and so beautiful that she was sought after to the point where guys tried to beat her in fights in order to date her—which she never agreed to. She just got attacked daily for being a strong and pretty girl. They terrorized her daily, and treated her like a prize to win instead of a person. No wonder she hated boys!

And then enters Ranma. Ranma whom she is forced into an arranged engagement with by her father—how despite all her work both trying to be head of her family’s dojo AND stay away from boys, she is now stripped of both. She is now face-to-face with a guy who is easily a better fighter than her, and he gets everything she’s worked for. And he’s mean to her.

Oh, and he can turn into a woman.

And I think that aside from how shocking and strange that phenomenon would be… it would also be the solution to Akane’s own problems if she could so easily choose her perceived gender.

Isn’t that annoying?

And it doesn’t help that somehow, Ranma can basically do both extremes very well. He is a tough macho guy—he is a sexy cute girl. He’s cursed and there are plenty of times he is forced into being a girl, but at the end of the day he has the power to choose. And Akane doesn’t.

But, okay. It’s not like she wants the Jusenkyo curse. She doesn’t! Again, Akane wants to be a capable fighter and still retain her femininity. She struggles with that a lot.

But Shampoo doesn’t.

Shampoo is basically everything Akane wants to be.

Shampoo is feminine and attractive AND an extremely good fighter. She’s much stronger than Akane. She’s more confident than Akane. Shampoo doesn’t question her strength or her looks. Not to mention how Shampoo is so blunt and forward with Ranma.

That’s must be such a blow to Akane’s confidence.

But again, Ranma and Shampoo have lived very different lives. They’ve gone through intense training where the circumstances essentially created two fighting machines. Of course she’s out of her league. Also they’re both cursed! It’s almost like karma.

But then there’s Ukyo.

Not cursed. Can be perceived as a male when she wants. Still manages to be a cute girl. Totally a great fighter. Honest with her feelings while still being shy. And she can cook professionally—another thing that Akane relates to ideal femininity (like Kasumi) yet it’s one of her biggest weaknesses.

So Akane is surrounded by women who, at times, literally flaunt in her face about how they are “better” than her at all the things she wishes she could do—all the things she’s tried her whole life to do! She’s ridiculed for her looks and called mean names like “Baka-ne.”

And despite all that she’s still a good person. Unlike the other fiancés, Akane always is willing to help the others when they are in trouble. Each one of them gets jealous, but she doesn’t let that stop her from caring about them.

And that’s her strength. She is the most considerate and compassionate. She pushes herself beyond what she can handle all the time, sometimes for normal things like swimming or cooking, but then sometimes it’s sacrificing her life in order to save Ranma.

She deserves so much love and kindness! I wish she could have everything she wanted!

I have

A lot of feelings

About Akane Tendou

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[bakatenshii]

“I’m not popular guys asdfghjsksk”

Is a cheerleader

Hot

Cool piercings and fashion

Dude u embody every positive stereotype of a popular cheerleader I was scared of in high school

ODKAOJA PAUSING QUESTIONS TO ANSWER THIS REAL QUICK BECAUSE when I was in highschool I hid in the bandroom with the theatre kids to read klaine and 1d gay fics and reenacted mean girls scenes with my friends in the hallways like absolute fucking dweebs. I assure u I was the least intimidating kid in highschool I PROMISEKAJAO i simply had a glowup hehehe

[zukkacore]

To clarify Justin and Juliet are yuri in a yuri of absence way and Maddie and London are yuri in a fuck my stupid baka life kind of way is the picture coming together

Been rewatching a bunch of old Disney shows and I gotta say Justin Russo and Juliet are yuri to me. When Juliet loses her vampire powers, turns into an old woman, and fucks off into the woods, & then he spends the next season pining for her that’s yuri to me too, but that’s yuri of absence

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like ko blog mo! super duper :)) nakakarelate kasi eh =) nakakainis na nga yang pagibig na yan eh lagi na lang akong binibigo.whaha! FOREVER EMO na ata talaga ako. ang masaklap kung kelan nakahanap ka na ng sa tingin mo ang taong nakalaan sayo..ayowwn! tsaka naman maraming hadlang..para bang si Romeo and Juliet? you and me against the world ang labanan ng aming pagmamahalan..ang masaklap pa ang villain sa pagiibigan namin eh mga magulang ko! hahaha

akala ko nga dati yung ganung eksena na tutol ang magulang eh sa mga palabas lang di ko naman akalain na mangyayari pala un sa buhay ko! haha. eh ako din naman makulit eh di pa pwede mag-bf pero pinilit ko syempre SO muna hanggang sa ayon nalaman. eh di kung anu-ano na mga sinabi nila..about sa kanya. at habang sinasabi nila yon marami din naman akong narerealize..basta madami hahaha!

.at malamang gusto na nila kaming paghiwalayin i-unfriend ko na dw sa fb. etc..wag makipagkita..syempre nung una hindi ko matanggap..pero habang tumatagal parang tama nga yung mga payo sa akin ng mga magulang ko..eh baka nga hindi kami para sa isat isa..pero namimiss ko na siya ngayon at sa tingin ko okay na din naman siguro itong nangyari na to.syempre d ko naman masaway magulang ko.MAGULANG KO PA RIN SILA EH..ginagabayan lang naman nila ako.

yan ang kwento kong bigo.hahaha! actually mahaba pa yan eh haha! kaso shinortcut ko na.

itawa na lang ang problema walang mapapala kapag iniiyak mo pa ito..okay hanggang dito na lang (feeling ko nagsubmit ako ng kwento ko sa MMK hahaha) GodBless ate :))

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Kim Demiş Lezbiyenler Siktirmez Diye? (Ercan 36 Y., Mainz / Almanya)

Günlerden Cuma, işten gelip dinlendikden sonra, hava almak icin bisiklete atladım, 6 km. ilerdeki merkeze geze geze gittim. Günlerdir yağan yağmur ara vermişti, bundan faydalanmak için meydandaki Cafe'ye oturdum. Garsona içeceğimi söyledikten sonra etrafta olan biteni seyrediyordum. 4-5 metre ilerdeki çapraz masada iki kadın oturuyordu. Birbirlerine sarılacak kadar yakın oturmaları, bunların Lezbiyen olabileceklerini aklıma getirmişti. Fazla sürmeden tahminim doğrulandı, birbirlerinin gözlerinin içine baka baka dudaktan öpüştüler. Almanyada eşcinsellik yıllardır yasal olduğundan, Mainz şehrinde de bunlara alışmıştık artık. Yollarda elele dolaşanlar, sokakta öpüşen eşcinseller, toplumun bir parçası olmuş, bizler de bunları şaşırmadan varsayıyorduk.

Yalnız bu Homo'larda birşeyin farkına varmıştım, çiftlerden biri zayıf (narin), diğeri güçlü, sanki erkek gibi, görünüşleri farklı olurdu. Nitekim bu ikilinin de biri bakımsız, biraz erkek tipli, altında bol bir Jeans pantolon, üstünde 3 numara büyük Sweatshirt'ün içinde, çekici bir kadından başka herbirşeye benziyordu. Aslında yüz hatları olsun, zayıf fiziği olsun, bakımlı olsa, güzel kadın denilebilirdi. Ama diğeri, şeker gibi tatlı ve çıtıpıtı idi. Mavi mini elbise üstünde, altına kalın siyah çorap giymiş, dizkapağının üstüne kadar varan yüksek topuklu deri çizmesi, çok sexy görünüm yaratmıştı. Saçları enseden biraz aşağıda, kıvırcık ve vahşi şekilde, kocaman güneş gözlüğü ve uçuk renge boyanmış dolgun dudakları da genel görünümü tamamlıyordu. İnsanın içinden, "Kalk kız gidip nikahlanalım!" diyesi geliyordu. Birde ara ara sağa sola başını savururken parmaklarıyla saçlarını taraması, bazı şimarık mimikleri, çizdiği genel tablonun tuzu biberi oluyordu. Bu ikili etrafı hiç umursamadan sohbetlerine ve öpüşmelerine devam ediyorlardı. Çirkin olanı, güzelden gözünü ayırmıyor, hatta onu zorla sahiplenmek ister gibi bir tutum sergiliyordu.

2. içeceğim geldiğinde bütün cesaretimi toplayıp masalarına gittim. "Merhaba adım Ercan, müsade ederseniz sizlerle sohbet etmek istiyorum." dedim. Çirkin olanı (Gisela) daha karşı gelemeden, çıtır olanı (Juliet), "Buyur otur!" dedi ve kendilerini tanıştırdı. Gisela bundan memnun kalmasa da, Julieti kıramıyordu. Havadan sudan konuştuktan sonra, asıl beni ilgilendiren soruyu, neden, Lezbiyenliği seçtiklerini sordum. Gisela sert tavırla, Erkeklerin kadınlarını anlamadıklarını, kadınlarının isteklerini hiçe sayıp, sadece kendi zevklerini düşündüklerini, ellerinden gelse tüm kadınlarla beraber olmak istediklerini, eşlerini saymadıklarını anlatıyor ve anlattıkça da harareti yükseliyordu. Belli ki, bir erkek tarafından ihanete uğramıştı.

Juliet ise, küçük yaşta üvey babası tarafından sekse zorlandığını, 17 yaşındayken de bir arkadaşı bunu içki ve hapla uyuşturup kullandığını ve şimdi Gisela sayesinde yavaş yavaş sekse karşı yeni yeni ilgi duyduğunu anlattı. Yaşadıklarına üzüldüğümü, tercihlerine saygı duyduğumu, ama yinede herkes eşcinsel olursa insanların neslinin tükeneceğini dile getirdim. Sohbet oldukça ilerlemiş, meşrubat yerini kokteyller ve biralar almıştı. Hava kararmış, Cafe de artık boşaldığından, sahibi kapatmak istediğinde, Juliet, sohbetimizin güzel olduğunu, istersem evlerinde devam edebileceğimizi söyleyince, ertesi günü işim olmadığından teklifi kabul ettim. Herkes kendi hesabını ödedikten sonra, yakın olan dairelerine vardık...

Daire Stüdyo Penthouse biçiminde büyük tek oda, mutfak odaya dahil, modern döşenmiş, kocaman bir yatak ortada, üstünde tüylü battaniye, birkaç şişme koltuk ve yemek bölümünden mevcuttu. Loş bir ışığın eşliğinde mumlar yakıldı, üstüne kokulu sıvı tabağı koyuldu, ardından köpüklü şarap açıldı. Ben koltukta yer almıştım, bunlar yatak üzerine rahatça yerleştiler, biraz sohbet ettik. Gisela, bana soğuk davranmasının sebebini, erkeklerin onlara hep 'Sizi sevişirken seyretmek istiyorum!' gibi sapık tekliflerde bulunduklarından kaynaklandığını söyledi ve benim öyle olmadığımı, gayet doğal olduğumu belirtti. Aslında eve erkek almadıklarını da ekledi. Ben de teşekkür ettim. Böylelikle Giselayla da aramız biraz yumuşamıştı.

Daha sonra bunlar gittikçe rahatlaşıp, mumların ışığı ve kokusunun yarattığı muazzam erotik ortamda öpüşüp, yalaşmaya başlamışlardı. İtinayla sevişmeleri, birbirlerini yeni keşfetmiş gibi okşamaları, tek tek üzerlerindekileri çıkartırken çıplak kalan yerlerini özenle emip koklamaları, için için iniltileri, beni müthiş tahrik ediyor, sikim pantolonumu patlatacak şekilde baskı yapıyordu. Piyangoda büyük ikramiye bana vurmuş, bunları canlı canlı yaşıyordum. Kendime de, (Aman oğlum Ercan dikkat et, herhangi bir yanlış hareketin, lafın, bu rüyayı bozar, kendini dışarda bulursun!) diyordum...

Benim kahramanlarım artık tamamen çıplak kalmışlardı. Gisela ufak memeli, ama rahat 2 santim (!) uzunluğunda meme uçlarına sahipti. Bunlar Julietin ağzında dimdik olmuşlardı. Simsiyah kıllı amının yırtmacı bile gözükmüyordu. Bana adeta show yapıyorlardı. Juliet giyinik ayrı güzel, çıplak apayrı bir güzeldi. Hafif esmer, balık etli, tek kelimeyle harikaydı. Avuç dolusu memeler, dolgun kalçası, harika bacakları vardı ve amının kıllarını temizlemiş, sadece üstünde kalp modeli bırakmıştı. Kudurmak üzereydim. Gisela sırtüstü yatan Julietin bacak arasına yerleşmiş, amını yalıyor, arasıra da dimdik olan meme uçlarını içine çekiyor veya dudaklarını etrafında gezdiriyordu. Julietin bundan müthiş zevk aldığı iniltisinden, derin derin 'Ohhhh!' çekmesinden bellli oluyordu...

Bir ara Juliet Giselayı yukarı çekti, kulağına birşeyler fısıldadı, o da başını sallayarak onaylayınca, bana dönüp, "Aramıza gel!" diye emir verdiler. Guiness Rekorlar kitabına girecek rekor zamanda üstümdekilereden kurtulmuş, keserin sapı gibi dimdik yarağımla aralarında yer alıp, iki Lezbiyenin ortasındaydım. Üçümüz de diz üstü oturuyorduk, kadınlarımın sırtlarını okşuyor, ordan aşağı inip kalçalarını avuçlayıp, arkadan vıcık vıcık am dudaklarını parmaklarken, Julietin muhteşem ağzına yapışmış, dudaklarını emiyordum. Gisela da sikimi kavramış, sikime 31 çeker gibi boyunu ölçüyordu. Gisela Julieti ensesinden kavrayıp, "Senin ne istediğini biliyorum!" dedi ve Julietin başını sikime doğru götürüp, sikimi ağzına soktu. Juliet yarağımı yarısına kadar kapmış, dilini mantarımın etrafında gezdirip, ufak ufak gelip giderken, arasıra başını eğip bana bakıyor, benim mutlu ifademden cesaret toplayıp dahada güzel emiyordu.

Acaba önce hangisinin amına soksam diye düşünürken, Juliet sikimi yalamayı bırakıp, önüme yatıp, bacaklarını ayırdı ve "Lezbiyenlik güzel olsa da, şimdi sikilmek istiyorum!" dediğinde, borumu amcığına dayamış, yaydan çıkmış ok gibi içine döşemiştim. Derinden ohlaması Giselayı kıskandırmış olmalı ki, bir hamleyle Julietin ağzına oturup, kıllı amını ağzına dayadı. Galiba bu da Piyango biletimin extrası olsa gerek, yumuşak amı dipleyerek sikerken, birde karşımda domalmış göt duruyordu. Julietin çığlık sesleri Giselanın amında kaybolurken, Gisela titreyerek orgazmlar yaşıyordu. Julieti sert hamlelerle pompaladıkça, sanki nefesi kesiliyor, üst üste orgazm olmaktan bitkinleşiyordu. Bu sefer Giselanın belini iki elimle kavrayıp kendime doğru çekip, Julietin amından çıktığım gibi Giselanın önümde hazır domalmış kıllı amına, "Sen de sikimden nasibini al!" diyerek, dibine kadar geçirdim. "Mein Gott!" diyerek çığlığı bastı. Bu daracık kıllı amcığa ancak sadece 3-4 kere gidip gelebildim, hayvan gibi bağırarak derinlerine döllerimi fışkırttım. Nefes nefese böyle biraz kaldıkdan sonra, Gisela dönüp bana, "Manyaksın sen!" dediğinde, yüzünü güzel bir tebessüm kaplamıştı.

Yaklaşık yarım saat sonra Lezbiyen kahramanlarımı terk edip, bisiklete atladığımda müthis bir yaz yağmuru koptu. Bana ne!!! Tenha caddede bisikletin direksiyonunu sağ sol yaparak, "I'm singing in the Rain!" şarkısını söylüyordum :))

[Ercan]

[blackshadowswriter]

So I gotta read Romeo and Juliet this year, and I already know the basic plot (thank you, sparknotes 😘 ur a lifesaver) and I just realized how messed up the play actually is.

If you think about it:

The two of them met at what was basically a blind date ig (i mean, they got masks) and smooched once

Romeo became a stalker and basically broke into Juliet's home (nicely, like Yelena though), and they had some heartfelt convo under the moon during which no one noticed a young girl talking to a random-no, not even random dude, a dude from a family that's literally their enemy-in the bushes below

Then bros decided to run off and get married after talking for like 3 hours

After that, Romeo got one of his homies killed and also committed homicide, but Juliet was like "omg, i still love u even tho u gutted my cuz, bby <3"

But my dude gets his stupid butt banished from the city, and that sussy friar dude gonna go full Potions Master Snape and pull a vial of some sleeping potion outta his ass

Juliet's actually gonna trust this sus baka and drink the damn thing when it could be a tube fulla piss or some expired milk or smth

She falls into her enchanted sleep or whatever (suing Disney for copyright now, ik where they got Aurora from)

She gets proclaimed dead, and no one-and I mean no one, not a single person in her rather extensive family-is gonna see a passed out girl and think "let's check her heartbeat to see if she's alive"

Like isn't that the first thing you do when you see an unconscious person???

Ik their science or medicine or whatever aint too advanced back then, but yall have got to have at least known that hearbeat = alive, no heartbeat = dead

And I refused to believe that that friar dude's potion stopped her heartbeat but kept her alive, so I'm determined that she still had a pulse

So if she had a pulse, she had to have been breathing at least, but none of these idiots gonna noticed that

Anywyas, Romeo hears that his gf croaked, sneaks back into the city, and he has to give one more goddamn monologue before he dips.

Like why couldn't he have just looked at his dead wifey and drank the poison instantly and saved us future English students the pain of reading that. He created another section of hw assignments to translate that speech he had to give.

And then after he yabbers on for eternity, he chugs poison

Like where tf are these people getting these vials of sketch potions from? Is Snape your private supplier or smth?

And then Juliet's gonna wake up, see her hubby frothing at the mouth besides her deathbed and be like "damn, this one dude I married for like two weeks is dead, my life is so over" and stab herself.

Then their fams realize that each of them got one dead fam member and are instantly like "man, we were so wrong to hate each other, it caused the deaths of this young, wonderful, not-insane-at-all couple, we should tots stop fighting"

If that was my family, they'd be so mad I went behind their backs and married a dude from the enemy family, they'd probably disown my dead body and toss me into the river

But like irl, they wouldn't have stopped fighting for a measly thing like death, nah man they gonna go at each other even harder, they gonna be blaming each other for Romeo and Juliet's deaths, and I wouldn't be shocked if they started a civil war or smth

And I'm sorry, but at the end when they say they put a statue up of the two, I'm just thinking of Loki putting a statue up of himself in Asgard. Sue me.

Like...? This...? Is...? Considered...? One....? Of...? The...? Best...? English...? Classics...?

Shakespeare got mad problems, dude.

P.S. Yall this is satire, I'm just joking, don't come at me and lecture me "well, that's not how it happened." I can't be bothered to read another analysis of this goddamn play

[sunb0rn]

aw sweet ni ate Marnell 😭

tas kanina sabi ni Rem samahan nalang niya ako matulog sa office, kaso bawal na yung ganon eh. sinuggest din nila na kay Aaron ako matulog.

cute lang nila.

buti hindi naman ako matatakutin pero sgro kung ung nakaraan na sobrang down ako at nagigising sa madaling araw, baka makitulog nga ako.

sa floor lang naman ako magisa kanina; pero dito sa dorm, alam ko makakasama ko si Ms. Juliet though wala pa siya atm

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[peach-pops]

for the sleepover event, what pet names would the haikyuu characters give to their significant other?

if you dont agree, dont come for me, this is based on vibes~

Karasuno

Daichi: hon/honey, lovely 

Asahi: sunshine, dear

Suga: my love, my girl/boy, beautiful

Tanaka: good-lookin, eye-candy

Noya: mami/papi, juliet/romeo

Kageyama: baka, [eye color] eyes 

Tsuki: brat, drama queen, mine 

Yamaguchi: buttercup

Hinata: dream girl/boy

Aoba Johsai

Oikawa: (lil) cutie/cutie pie, heartbreaker

Iwaizumi: hot stuff, firecracker [fav]

Matsukawa: babygirl/boy, baby-doll

Hanamaki: hottie, lover

Nekoma

Kuroo: sweetheart/sweet thing, smarty pants [fav]

Kenma: babe/baby

Lev: princess, short-stuff

Yaku: darling

Fukurodani

Bokuto: bubba/bubs/baba, soulmate 

Akaashi: my angel/angel/angel face 

Konoha: pretty girl/boy [fav]

[harmonia17]

My TOP S4 volumes arrived!

[sweetblscans]

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