#Julias mom absolute goddess

[asterjaxx]

i've been watching a lot of movies recently so i'm gonna make a big post about what i think about each one i've watched so far so i can refer back to it if i ever need it

also warnings for possible spoilers for each movie below

things no one cares about under the cut

NOTTING HILL 1999 — dir. Roger Michell

I LOVED NOTTING HILL could watch this movie over and over forever holy shit i love hugh grant. also julia roberts has a very big mouth like if i see her in a different movie and she looks like completely different but i'll recognise her mouth like is that weird- SO CUTE sometimes things didn't quite sequence together ? like there were times when it wasn't quite clear how long had passed between the two scenes, but that doesn't really bother me. not a lot of exposition but again doesn't bother me. just a nice fluffy romantic film :) also has so many funny moments that are actually funny not cringe all around i love this movie so much one of my favourites ever i think

DIRTY DANCING 1987 — dir. Emile Ardolino

in short; not for me lol i can't stand patrick swayze's accent i'm sorry. didn't even watch the whole movie because i was so not interested. it's cute when he's teaching her to do the dance and stuff and i liked when they were in the water trying to do the lift but like that was the only memorable thing for me. hair reminded me of the heathers (which is one of my absolute favourite movies) but other than that it wasn't really anything crazy to me ? just an 80s movie that my mom likes

BRIDGET JONES' DIARY 2001 — dir. Sharon Maguire

good movie. mark kinda pisses me off but he's a good guy in the end so i can live with it HUGH GRANT !!!!1 though his character was a fucking ass i love when he gets beaten up not toooooo fluffy romantic, but still romantic. FUNNY, bridget jones can't get a fucking break and it's hilarious "bridget jones, wanton sex goddess, with a very bad man between her thighs. mum... hi." solid movie i really want to watch the other two (i'll add to this list later when i watch them) and there's a fourth one coming

MAURICE 1987 — dir. James Ivory

ugh gay people ^JOKE JOKE JOKE JOKE i liked this movie. i loooove things set in earlier times but like i wouldn't call this a period piece ? like it's not that far in the past, only 1910s, but then again that was still a hundred years ago. ANYWAY hugh grant again (are you seeing a theme?) ew he was DISGUSTING with the slicked back hair and the moustache EW jokes ugh he was so cute i liked the first half of the movie, the second half was kinda eh to me?? i thought maurice and clive would like have a better resolution between them so i was kinda underwhelmed didn't really like maurice's actor's accent LMAO i am awful ending was kiiiinda disappointing to me i thought there'd be more but it was sweet. I DID NOT EXPECT TO SEE DICK AND BALLS !!!!! i literally almost screamed (no i didn't i handled it like a mature person) anyway yeah this movie's good, but ew gay people I'M JOKING

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LOVE ACTUALLY 2003 — dir. Richard Curtis

"when the planes hit the twin towers..." HUGH GRANT anyway i loved this movie, super cute. it seemed like there was a lot going on but it was done in a way that it wasn't confusing. funny but not cringe. it's a win for me if hugh grant's in it hate the american president guy, hate harry's voice he sounds like a pedophile ROWAN ATKINSON JUMPSCARE ... TWICE billy mack can suck balls i hated that guy but overall super cute lovey movie but not boringly lovey. story between all of the characters was great and i liked that they all had a nice resolve between them :)

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BRIDGET JONES: THE EDGE OF REASON 2004 — dir. Beeban Kidron

when i finished bridget jones' diary, and found out there were two more movies (and another in the works) i was a little apprehensive. i thought "what more could possible happen?" but this is bridget jones this movie was super cute actually ! GOD daniel cleaver is an asshole i hate him but hugh grant....... i like that mark and daniel fight again that was fun my god she fucking goes to jail LIKE A WERGIN overall; jesus christ what a movie. i enjoyed it though. I DID NOT EXPECT THAT REBECCA WAS A LESBIAN but then again i have a cousin named rebecca that's queer like the first movie, not super fluffy romantic, but still romantic. actually funny. actually want to kill myseslf out of second-hand embarrassment at times but that's the bridget jones charm

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FOUR WEDDINGS AND A FUNERAL 1994 — dir. Mike Newell

THIS MOVIE WAS SO SWEET AWWWW I FEEL SO SILLY AFTER WATCHING THAT :D rowan atkinson jumpscare once again (i knew he was in this movie) aawww man i don't have much to say about it other than it's so sweet and romantic and i just love it it's beautiful :( my brain is mush after watching it

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BRIDGET JONES' BABY 2016 — dir. Sharon Maguire

holy shit ED SHEERAN JUMPSCARE!!!! oh my god i want to beat the shit out of jack. did not expect that daniel fucking died LMAOOOOO but also (massive spoiler) he's not actually dead i hope he comes back in the fourth movie giggles and kicks feet i heard that in the fourth one mark dies so bridget is alone so like maybe daniel can redeem himself when i saw mark and bridget getting married i was like oh thank god they can actually get married and daniel can't fuck her but never mind anyway i loved this movie it was funny and very bridget jones

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SENSE AND SENSIBILITY 1995 — dir. Ang Lee

this movie made my heart hurt i was surprised at how many actors i'd seen previously in other films. like i knew hugh grant was in it (that's why i wanted to watch it lol), but i didn't expect the guy from love actually and bridget jones' mother. oh my god it all hurts the more i watch it hurts i want to cry for elinor and marianne and oh my goddd. also that fucking old bitch is so annoying i forgot her name is she mrs jennings i think but like holy shit shut the fuck up!!!!! ugh i love period media GOOD MOVIE �� I LOVED IT but holy shit i am too gen z for how long it was i was rolling to try and find something to keep my attention but also i wanted to watch it so bad the ending was good i liked the resolve like it was actually good i didn't expect anyone to get a happy ending LMAOOO THE MOVIE IS 2 HOURS AND 16 MINUTES. the TENSION between elinor and miss steele oh my god, WHEN THE THREE OF THEM WERE IN THE SAME ROOM i wanted to scream holy shit HLEP ME MISS STEELE'S FACE AS MARIANNE RATTLES TO EDWARD AND THEN HELP ME WHEN SHE TELLS HIS SISTER(i wrote this section while watching the movie) ugh hugh grant my looooove oh my god that man is older than my FATHER also they use the word "creature" a lot to refer to people but that's probably just the 1800s i guess "my heart is... and always will be... yours." AEUUUGHUGUHHUG

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ABOUT A BOY 2002 — dir. Paul Weitz and Chris Weitz

at first i thought this movie was gonna be boring and all that, but i ended up really enjoying it! it actually was really sweet, despite not seeming like it'd be. also the guy that plays the boy marcus is the voice of jon in the new garfield movie ??????????? I'M NOT JOKING LOOK IT UP but yeah i actually really liked this movie i watched it with my mom and i enjoyed it not really much to say except it turns into a really touching movie and it's actually really nice it makes me want to not hate kids but i still do anyway

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DID YOU HEAR ABOUT THE MORGANS? 2009 — dir. Marc Lawrence

you know,,, i'd want to kill meryl too. ugh i love hugh grant oh my god ughhhh i like the bear :) and the horses :) i don't have much to say about this movie LMAO i feel like most of it wasn't super memorable but i did enjoy it, so less rom more com but i mean that was the point. still sweet ending they finally get a kid. also is that a thing? that a kid can be alive and in the world but not yet have a name? like bro's gotta have a birth certificate with something on it right? i don't know i've never had kids (thank god) and also maybe it was chill like that or maybe it's just a movie and it's just nice and details like that don't matter ^_^

19/08 UPDATE————————————————————————

MUSIC AND LYRICS 2007 — dir. Marc Lawrence

OH MY GOD i wasn't expecting to like this movie that much but holy shit actually that ending was so sweet i cried i said i wasn't gonna lose my head but then pop goes my heart (pop goes my heart) i wasn't gonna fall in love again but then pop goes my heart ALL I WANNA DO IS FIND A WAY BACK INTO LOOOOVE ugh I WAS SO HEARTBROKEN WHEN HE TOLD HER SHE WAS LIKE THE CHARACTER IN THAT BOOK THAT GUY WROTE ABOUT HER LIKE NAOOOOOO but holy shit yeah i liked this movie actually it was actually funny not cringe and also hugh grant so 👍

27/09 UPDATE————————————————————————

NINE MONTHS 1995 — dir. Chris Columbus

holy shit this movie LMAO it's like what the fuck is happening butlike the entire movie hugh grant of course <3 silly fucking movie i love it it's so chaotic but like sweet? kinda? the end is it's like i don't even know how to describe this movie it's just something yo u have to see for yourself but i enjoyed it so silly i love silly i'm autistic

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TWO WEEKS NOTICE 2002 — dir. Marc Lawrence

i'm not crazy about this movie but i didn't not like it if there was nothing else i wouldn't mind watching it, it has a sorta sweet ending but yeah,, not really my kinda style but i didn't mind it ^_^

DUNGEONS & DRAGONS: HONOUR AMONG THIEVES — dir. John Francis Daley and Jonathan Goldstein

i actually liked this movie more than i thought i would :) hugh grant baddie era no but i actually really liked this movie i don't watch a lotta fantasy stuff but this really got the gears in my mind going i liked it ugh the storyline is actually really good and actually funny i really liked seeing hugh grant get hit in the face with a potato that was good too

[arwainian]

Reading This Week 2023 #1

Do not let the numerous fanfics read fool you, I did not have a lot of reading time this week as I have been busy at my first(!!) academic conference. I'm so delighted to have this opportunity to talk (in front of actual scholars and academics!) about research I've been doing. Very intimidating and cool.

Because of said academic conference, I was too exhausted (and tbh, celebratory sake-drunk) to type this up Saturday night like I've gotten into the habit of, so this is coming to you All recorded on Sunday morning

Started and Finished:

[fe3h fanfic]

The Care and Keeping of Byleth Eisner by Muftiday Children of the Goddess by wearwind Reaching Out, Sunlit by wearwind Liberation by 0shadow_panther0 network effects (the tragedies after duscar) by mareza and they come unstuck by Azzandra homeroom (or, if we're not recruited in 15 minutes, we're legally allowed to leave) by Schistosity AITA for not wanting to talk to my daughter? by knave_of_swords Observation by leonidskies Collateral by Azzandra Common Ground by TheDoctorIsIcecube Your name? by jemtokall Worthy of Your Protection by Hyakunana & leporidae The Crest of Riegan by BuddyTheMeanPeacock

*wipes sweat off forehead* my on-an-airplane fanfic reading habit is no joke, however a lot of these are Short. My faves of this set are absolutely "homeroom [...]" and the wearwind fics (and I'm very excited to get back to read more of wearwind's works once I actually get farther in my golden deer run)

[f@tt fanfic]

behind the centre by fangirl_squee Vishteen Minutes by risocean Chapter 9 of the void, through your body by zerodignity Duet for Plucked Strings & How the Songbird Sings by beanenchilada an accurate copy by zerodignity

okay this is a more reasonable number! "Vishteen Minutes" was extremely good at capturing the voices of Ali-as-Marn and Jack-as-Pickman, so i am extremely delighted by it [note to self: track down zerodignity on social media so I can ask if I can podfic 'the void through your body']

now onto actual books

Queer: A Graphic History written by Dr. Meg-John Barker, illustrated by Julia Scheele

I really could have sworn I started reading this book last week, but it turns out it just goes very quickly despite its density of information. A fun/good refresher on queer theory concepts I learned about last year, and nearly got me in an argument with someone in a discord server

A Thief in the Night by K.J. Charles, narrated by James Joseph & Ryan Laughton

I had been Planning to wait until this came out as an ebook to read, until my mom reminded me I could just use her audible account where she'd already purchased it (just like I already use her kindle library...). In the end I am desperately thankful for that reminder because once i was Too Tired to even read fanfic on my flights this week, Toby and Miles kept me going until I could collapse into a bed *does jazz hands in KJC fanboy*

Beastars, Vol. 1 by Paru Itagaki, translated by Tomoko Kimura

i watched a video essay doing a queer reading of beastars which reminded me that I wanted to read the manga, so here we are. it's going to be A Little While before I get to a part of the manga that the anime hasn't covered already, but so far I am enjoying this read

Ongoing:

Teen Titans: The Silver Age Omnibus, Vol. 1

I read another couple adventures from this in the Day and a Half i had at home this week. I deeply love how much the Titans love The Beatles. Also the adventure "Requiem for a Titan!" broke my heart! Dick Grayson......baby boy.........

The City of Brass by S. A. Chakraborty

I read.... like one or two more pages of this? I think I'm just not in the right mood for it this week

Started and Ongoing:

Before Trans: Three Gender Stories from Nineteenth-Century France by Rachel Mesch

my hold for this from the library came in! Oh i am so excited to be reading this. It's a bit of a slow read since it is three mini-biographies on "women who dressed as men" who we can pretty easily read with our modern lens as proto-trans, trans ancestors, etc. i'm really enjoying it

Frankenstein by Mary Shelley, narrated by George Guidall

I think I'm starting a tradition now of reading-by-audio a classic novel at the beginning of the year. in both cases because I sort of want to write a story inspired by them

[bawdza]

Tamara Frasier took away a girlboss/malewife dynamic. For that she is forever on thin ice

[imthebadguyyy]

Notice

Pairing - Max Verstappen x Reader (fem!littlemix!reader)

Fandom - F1

Summary - It's been a while since he's noticed, you don't think he cares.

Warnings - slight angst, smut(I'm trying), loneliness?

Suggested listening - Notice (little mix) Heaven (Julia Michaels) Kiss It Better (Rihanna)

Warnings - swearing, smut, google translated Dutch ¿

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A relationship develops in stages or phases. There's the honeymoon phase, where everything is all lovey dovey, bright and mushy. It's happiness and being consumed with thoughts of your lover at all times of day. It's having a giddy smile on your face when someone takes their name. It's bliss. There's the passionate stage, where you can't get enough of each other. Symbolized by long nights filled with intense passionate pleasure, sneaking away to revel in a quick heated kiss. It's long hours of toe curling pleasure and sweaty and breathy whispers of "I love you" late into the night or early into daybreak.

Then there's the stage that comes after. It's supposed to be sweet and romantic, where promises of a future together begin to creep into your routine. It's when you allow yourself to daydream. What would it be like to have a family with each other? Would we make each other happy for the rest our lives? It's lazy Sunday mornings in bed, tracing shapes on each others skin. It's brushing in the bathroom while your lover showers, it's you making pasta sauce in the kitchen, while your lover boils the pasta. It's more domestic and homely.

But not for you. For you, after the first two stages, everything just changed. Max was an excellent lover. He had been so good to you from the start, loving you like you were some goddess. It had been absolutely wonderful, and you were both incredibly happy. You met his mom and his sister, were acquainted with his father, and he met your family too. It was like an instant connection. After your family, he met the girls, who were like your older sisters. In fact, Max had been quite nervous when he met them, and he was so anxious to make a good impression on them, he even actually bothered to look through his closet and find a proper shirt.

You had laughed, and kissed him, telling him that they would love him anyway, and they had. Did Jade threaten to kick him where the sun don't shine and make his life living hell if he hurt you? Yes, yes she did. Did Leigh Anne tell him that if he even dared to think about leaving you for somebody she'd personally walk into his house and punch him? Yes, yes she did. Did Perrie simply roll her eyes at the both of them and ask him to keep you happy? Yes, yes she did. She was the only one that didn't threaten him, although she did jokingly say that Little Mix wrote excellent breakup songs about their exes. Overall, it went quite well.

But now, it was like everything had changed. Max no longer found enough time to take you for a long, romantic date. It was quick lunch dates before he went off to train. It was half hearted pecks on your cheeks before he rushed off to meet Lando, Daniel and other friends. You spent more and more time at home with Jimmy and Sassy, or at the studio, songwriting with the girls. You didn't understand this sudden change. You spent hours thinking about what could have possibly changed, but you could never think of anything.

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It's been a while since you noticed, I feel like you been losing focus

You lost the fire where the smoke is, uh huh

Do you wanna get behind it? Flip it over and recline it?

Undress me just the way I like it? Uh huh (uh huh, uh huh)

To do away with this painful streak, nearly two months after there was no improvement, you decided to flip your fate on your own. Planning out a stunning dinner, because the female members of your family always said 'the way to a man or woman's heart is through their stomach', with wine and candles. You put on an orange dress, made of silk, one of his favourites on you, spraying yourself with Chanel. When Max walked into the room, he stopped in shock, taking in the sight in front of him with awe.

Walking, forward, something inside him seemed to snap back to normal. He pulled out a chair for you, pouring you a glass of Chianti. And he seemed as though he was back to normal. He held your hand, and kissed your knuckles, thumb grazing over your palm, eyes looking into your own with adoration. When you had finished eating, the two of you had walked to the balcony, looking over at the sky, a deep shade of citrus orange, an almost golden tinge painting your figure in a rosy gold glow. The orange material of your dress seemed to shimmer against the sunlight, and in that moment it was as though Theia had endowed all the brilliance and intrinsic value of gold, silver and other jewels onto you instead of the precious rocks and metal.

Looking at you in awe, Max walked up behind you, wrapping his arms around your waist from behind, chin resting on your shoulder, before leaning forward to place a searing kiss on your lips. With a soft moan, you deepened the kiss, when his hands squeezed your hips even tighter, running down to grasp your thighs

I don't think you notice, I don't think you care

I don't think you notice

So, what's the point of wearing nothing if you never notice?

There's sex in the air

I don't think you notice

So what's the point of wearing nothing if you never notice ?

Gasping, the you pulled away, as Max let his lips rest on your cheekbone. "I'm so happy you're back" you blurted out, looking up at his eyes. Brow furrowing, he looked at you, "But I've been here all this time mijn liefje" he replied, eyes swimming with confusion. "You've been here physically. But emotionally and mentally, you haven't been here with me. You've been... far away. It's like you've been here with me, your body has been next to mine, I've felt your skin pressed against mine, your lips pressed against mine, you standing right next to me, but at the same time, you haven't been here" you said, closing your eyes to hold back the sudden tears that sprang to your eyes. "But, liefje, I don't understand. Have you felt ignored?" He asked, his lips pressing to your neck, not understanding what had gone wrong.

"No, I just haven't felt loved these past few weeks. And I know that sounds selfish and rude and wrong, and I feel horrible for saying that, but I just haven't felt anything from you recently. And I don't know what went wrong, and I've spent so long trying to figure it out, but I don't understand, so please, tell me. Talk to me. Tell me what went wrong" you said, nearly pleading. "Kleine meid, it's not your fault. It's not you, I promise, its just family stuff"

The moment family stuff left his lips, your body tensed. Family stuff usually meant his dad, and in the few times you had met his dad, you had made up a pretty strong opinion on him : you disliked Jos Verstappen. On your first meeting, he had turned to your boyfriend, and they had an intense conversation in Dutch, ending in "We komen nooit meer terug om je ooit weer te zien" You had never seen Max that pissed ever. He had taken your hand in his and pulled you to the car, getting into the car and slamming the door shut. Then he had slammed his lips onto yours, and had told you he loved you in between heavy breaths and an intense makeout.

"What'd your dad do?" You asked, pulling his chin up so you could look up into his eyes. "He just said some things. I got mad and we fought. And I suppose I've just been projecting onto you, and that's wrong, but I guess I didn't realize. I'm sorry baby" he muttered, tiredness creeping into his tone. "That's okay. But baby, your dad's said mean shit to you before, and you haven't turned away from me. So why'd you get so mad this time?" You murmured, letting your lips graze his jaw, pressing a gentle kiss to it. "Its not important" he murmured back, letting you turn to kiss down his neck. "If it was enough for you to be so un-you, I'm sure it is. So please, tell me, because I'm here for you. Always"

"He said some shit about you. Said you were making me soft. That you were affecting my performances at the track, but that's utter bullshit. If anything, you're making be better, stronger. You affect me more than you know, and its in the best way possible. It took me a while to.... figure out why I was so upset and its because my father doesn't like the woman I want to spend the rest of my life with. The woman I want to marry, start a family with. But I realized that it doesn't matter if he has negative opinions about you, because I love you. And my dad's opinion doesn't matter" was his reply, clear blue eyes watching your face almost warily for a reaction. He was scared it'd get too much for you, the intensity of the emotions he was feeling. It had scared him too, just how happy and relaxed he was when he was with you. None of his previous relationships had made him feel this way, this comfortable with being vulnerable, and open. But the real reason he was upset with his dad was because he had gone to him, to just talk to him about his feelings, to tell him that he often thought about having mini Verstappen's running around the house, a perfect mix of the two of you. He wanted to tell his dad that he wanted to put a ring on your finger and wake up next to you everyday of his life. But that conversation quickly went downhill.

"She's not the right person for you" was the sharp answer cutting Max off mid way. "H-how would you know? You haven't spent more than 15 minutes with her, even when she came home for Christmas!" " Ze is niet goed voor je" was his response. "Je zou papa niet kennen! Je mag haar niet eens!" Was Max's angered reply. "Ja, ik mag haar niet. Zoon, ze is een zangeres, ik vertrouw haar niet, ze toert altijd" his dad continued. "Dus nu veroordeel je haar voor haar passie? Je hebt niet het recht om dat te beslissen. En ik ben het die niet altijd thuis is! Mijn werk is veel complexer en ze maakt altijd tijd voor mij, voor ons. Dus je hebt niet het recht om zo over mijn vriendin te praten. Ik ga ervandoor"

"Baby? Look at me" you said softly, cupping his cheek in your palm. "I don't care what your father said about me, because I love you, and not your dad. And as much as I appreciate you for standing up for me, I can stand up for myself, and I'm pretty good at it. I love you, so, so much. And I know what I want for my future, and that's you too. So let's just ignore your dad. We've got each other" you continued gently tracing the sharp lines of his face, one hand resting on his shoulder. "I don't deserve you" he replied, moving to pull you in for a kiss that seemed to burn your very soul with passion, both hands cupping your face thumbs pressing into your cheekbones. You moved your hands, one to rest on his chest, the other to run up the back of his neck, tugging his head down to meet yours even more fiercely, the kiss becoming more teeth and tongue than lips.

"Not here", Max panted, patting your thigh as a signal for you to jump, "I don't want our neighbours looking at what's mine to see" he continued, muscled arms stabilizing you when you wrapped your legs around his waist, moaning when you rubbed very softly against his clothed, hardened length. The soft groan that left his mouth at the friction, the sound hitting your very core, and you let your hips grind against his softly. Panting, he led the both of you back downstairs, stopping on the staircase as you tugged on his shirt, unbuttoning the shirt with almost frustration, desperate to feel his skin against yours. The shirt was soon discarded on a step, as Max continued moving downwards, stopping near the kitchen to tug down the black fishnet stockings that covered your legs, practically ripping the material in his haste. He let them drop to the floor, your heels already discarded sometime before, and he sat you down on the table, looking at you with a ravenous look in his eyes.

"Why aren't we going to the bedroom?" You managed to get out in between pants, your chest heaving up and down, hands gripping his broad chest. "Because I want to eat you out right here on this table. I want to see you dripping on this table, screaming my name while I make you cum over and over and over on my tongue, till you're so blissed out you can't think of anything else except how good you feel, how good I make you feel" he replied watching as you squirmed above him softly, a whimper leaving your lips. You tried closing your thighs desperate for some friction, but Max put his thigh in between them, smirking when you groaned. "Not so fast baby. Let me take off that gorgeous dress first" he said, reaching up to fondle the silky material. His fingers gathered the material, scrunching it in his palms as he dragged it up your body, leaving you in just your black underwear, his blue eyes becoming dark with lust. He bent slightly in front of you, pulling you in for a kiss, shoving his tongue into your mouth, you moaned when he sucked on yours, as his hand reached behind to unhook your bra, as he shoved his head down to your neck, kissing your sweet spot, before sucking on it, as you moaned above him, your throbbing cunt clenching around nothing when his tongue ran repeatedly over the spot. He sucked and bit, covering your neck with dark hickeys that you'd have to cover up before going to the studio.

He moved lower, to your chest, before stopping at your breasts. He let his mouth latch onto your left nipple, flicking it with his tongue before sucking on it, his right hand moving to play with your right nipple, twisting it, flicking it, pinching it before soothing it with a gentle motion of his thumb. He switched, mouthing your right instead, while his hand moved to your left, pulling harshly as he rolled the sensitive bud in between his fingers. Your moans echoed in the dining room, your panties no longer damp but practically wet, threatening to leak your juices onto the wooden table, as your hole clenched again, the arousal becoming painful. After finishing with your chest, Max kissed downwards, to your stomach, licking his way down to your hips. His lust filled eyes met your own, as he moved his hand in between your thighs, feeling how wet you were, even when you weren't even fully exposed to him. He gently pushed the material of your underwear into, you the friction from the material making you gasp. Before you could grind against it, he pulled it off of you, letting it drop to the floor. He moved to his knees, kneeling in front of you,"You look so good baby, all spread out for me. Do you want my tongue in you schat? Hmm?" He asked, as you nodded fervently. "Words, schat" "Yes, yes I do please!" "Dat is mijn goede meid" and with that he moved in between your thighs.

With both hands, he pulled your knees even more apart, so he could fully face your quivering cunt, watching as your repeatedly clenched and un clenched around nothing, shimmering with your own juices. Licking his lips, he leaned forward, feeling a carnal desire burst open within him. He kissed both your thighs, before looking up at you again. Then he moved forward, pushing his pointer finger into you, swearing when your walls enveloped him. He pushed in till his knuckles, pumping up and down as your moans and groans of pleasure rang out above him, before shoving in a second finger, and then a third, the stretch making you throw your head back, you hair fanning out. Then he licked broad stripe up your center, still fingering you, before running his tongue up your slit repeatedly. Using two fingers he spread you open, latching onto your clit, as you let out a scream of pleasure above him, arching your back even further. Max let out a choked groan at how you were practically sitting on his face, as he flicked the sensitive bud back and forth before sucking hard on it. His tongue repeatedly rolled your clit, before he took it into his mouth lips enclosing around the bud. While his fingers continued thrusting into you, the band in your stomach threatening to snap, when his nose pressed against your clit, and when it nudged the sensitive button repeatedly, his fingers, tongue, fingers and nose all working in tandem, you tightened above him, your thighs wrapping around your neck, pulling his closer to you as you let out a strangled moan of "Oh God, oh my god, Max!" And released around him, his tongue and fingers working you through your orgasm, licking up all your juices, as you continued to quiver above him, body rocking out your orgasm.

You expected him to pull away, but he stayed, fingers still in you, but he looked up, and the sight of his nose and mouth, shimmering with your juices, was enough to nearly make you cum again, but as you tried to pull him up, he pushed your body back down, looking at you with a dangerous glint in his eyes. "No no no, Engel, what did I say? Over and over. That was just 1" and with that, he moved back down between your thighs, licking you again, before shoving his tongue back into you, this time, pulling your hips closer so you were nearly dangling off the edge of the table, almost balancing on his face, your hands reaching down to pull his golden locks, legs wrapping around him, pulling him closer as he went back to sucking your clit again, as desperate moans of "Max, Max, oh my God, fuck, fuck, Max" left your lips, as your hips began to rut on his face, his nose deliciously nudging your clit again, and his fingers soon replaced it, flicking your clit with his finger and licking around it, till you were cumming again, with broken screams of his name and cuss words leaving your lips. He stood up, climbing up onto the table to kiss you, and you tasted your juices on his lips.

"Your turn" you whispered, standing up on shaky legs. "My turn for what?" Max asked, smirking at you. "I want you in my mouth. I can see how hard you are, I can see how badly you need some sort of relief. I can help you my love, come here" you almost purred, and that was all it took for him to stand up and pick you up and drag you to the living room. "Aren't we ever going to the bedroom?" You asked, looking at him in slight confusion. "Hush Mijn lieverd. I'm just getting good memories of us everywhere here" giggling, you simply shook your head, as he sat down on the couch, and spread his legs invitingly. You walked over, unbuckling his belt and letting it fall to the floor, and then you gently unzipped his black jeans, letting them bundle near his feet. You could see his erect cock, see it begging to be liberated from its Calvin Kein prison.

Kneeling down in front of him, you gently ran your nails along his V line, gently scratching down to the band of his underwear, before hooking your thumb into his briefs, and tugging them down his legs. His cock sprang free, thick, long and glistening. You moaned at the sight, making Max squirm above you. "Why is it that whenever I know I'm going to go some corner of heaven with your mouth around me, your hair is never tied up so its easier for me to tug on it?" He asked, watching your reaction. Your eyes darkened, mouth salivating at the thought of having him in your mouth. "Maybe it's because it happens at unexpected moments like this" you replied, reaching over to the coffee table to pick up your hair tie and quickly threw it into a messy ponytail. You crawled back over, kissing his stomach, while your hands cupped him in your hands, running up the side of his cock, your thumb reaching down to circle the sensitive tip, nails gently scratching up along the veins, as he bucked into your hands. "Someone's excited" you murmured. "Just start already Liefde" "I can see how excited you are, I can feel you bucking into my hands" "Stop talking, and put that mouth to good use. Show me it can not only talk back to me, but can take me to some heaven. Do it baby"

Leaning forward, you pressed a kiss to the tip, before kissing your way up. Then you ran your tongue down the veins on his side, sucking just the tip in between your lips, swishing your tongue around it. The feel of your tongue on him made him buck his hips into your mouth, the unexpected movement pushed him quite far back in your mouth, looking up at him, you hollowed out your cheeks, taking more and more of his cock into your mouth, the sounds he was making above you fuelling you. You took him as far back as you could without gagging, as a strangled moan of "Fuck Y/N!"left his lips. He grabbed your hair, tugging upwards, the tingling on your scalp sending shockwaves of pleasure through you. "Fuck baby, you're gonna have to stop now, I really want to fuck you now" he growled out, pulling you up before carrying you to your shared bedroom, and dropping you onto the bed. You scrambled backwards to rest on the pillow while Max pulled on a condom.

Climbing over you, he caressed your cheek softly, before pulling you in for a gentle kiss, which quickly became teeth and tongue, as he brought his cock closer to your entrance. He swiped it through your folds, running the tip over your clit continuously till you felt like you were gonna pass out from the combination of feelings you were experiencing. "Please Max, please just fuck me, please!" You finally cried out, gasping when he pushed himself into you, finally filling you with what you had wanted all evening. With a groan, he slotted himself into you, thrusting his hips till he was in so deep it was as though he belonged there. As though he belonged in you, a part of you. He continued to snap his hips against yours, burying himself in you. "M-more" you managed to stutter out. "Can you handle more liefje?" He asked, and the roughness in his voice made you moan. "Yes I can" "Okay baby"

Without stopping the movement of his hips, he flipped you over onto your front, as you landed ungracefully on your front. "Hands and knees" he commanded, still fucking you. The new angle was making stars burst forth in your vision. Clumsily, you moved onto your shaky knees and hands, as he gripped your waist from behind, pulling you back to meet his thrusts. Your incoherent moans of his name was fuel to his fire, and he reached around you to rub your clit roughly, collecting your juices on his fingers, before stuffing his fingers in your mouth, prompting you to suck on them. You swirled your tongue around them, tasting yourself on his fingers. The feeling of him nearly fucking you in two was clouding your senses, the band in your tummy ready to snap again. Behind you, Max increased the pace of his thrusts, using his other hand to pinch and rub your clit again, a high pitched groan leaving his lips as he came. But he wanted you to come as well and continued to fuck you, the combined motions of his fingers and his cock sending you over into euphoria as you gushed around him, Max hissing when you clenched on his sensitive cock.

Pulling out softly, he collapsed next to you, panting and red faced from the exertion. Rolling over, you kissed him softly. "That was amazing" he gasped out, pulling you closer to him. "Yeah it really was" you agreed, snuggling closer to him. "Am I forgiven for being all weird and letting my dad affect me that way?" He asked, looking at you, blue eyes showing a slight fraction of worry. "Baby, you were forgiven when you told me why you were feeling that way. Besides, after 3 orgasms, I can't hold a grudge" Laughing, Max pulled you even closer, stroking your hair softly. "I love you" he mumbled against your ear. "I love you too", you replied. "So much so, that I'm gonna write a song about you"

The girls didn't ask for an explanation when you sent them the lyrics for Down and Dirty.

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A/N - @maxverstappenx this ones for you ; )

I hope you liked it ! 💙💙

[liltaz-asatreat]

for the meta asks: 9 (Are you more of a drabble or a longfic kind of writer? Pantser or plotter? Do you wish you were the other?) and 25 (What part of writing is the most fun?) please :O? thank u! -ise

9. I used to be an exclusively long fic writer lol Could not get me to shut the fuck up when writing lmao All of my ideas had always been pieces of plot or rough outlines of a beginning and end of a long, multi chapter thing, and I couldn’t fathom writing short stories. The few times I’ve had to for projects or whatever usually had word limit constraints, and I simply could not tell a story that was under 1000 words lol But then I discovered one shots, and I was like, cool, other people can write these short ficlets and they’re so good!! (That was back when I was on Wattpad in Junior year of high school and in the Percy Jackson fandom) Then I took an uh... extended break from fandom and writing (see: my mom took Wattpad away from me because I was burnt out in school and not doing any of my work and starting to fail my classes then just couldn’t get back into it when I got it back and a lot of shit happened and just long story short, I was forced to/accidentally continued to quit writing). But then I found that one writing prompt that lead to the first story I wrote (without force and actually liked) in years which was the one for A Meeting with the Goddess of Favors, and I realized that I, too, could in fact, simply write a scene. A singular scene. And it would be fine and good and complete without strings attached. And here we are lol The Julia Survived Ravens Roost AU that I’m still trying to work on is the first long fic I’ve been trying to work on in a long time besides the original work I’ve been working on on and off for years. Which leads me to the second part of the question, I think I’m somewhere between a pantser and a plotter? Like, for my ficlets, I plot enough to write down an outline of main things I want to happen and to include, and with the Julia fic, I already have a plot basically because it’s just Balance with a twist (I got more into it in Reese’s post which should be right under this one) but for the original work I’ve been working on for years, I’m definitely leaning more towards plotter because at this point, the story I want to tell with that has changed so much, I don’t really know what the story is anymore?? lmao Like, I have a vague idea of the core of what the story was always going to be, but, to quote Istus, I don’t really know the shape of it yet lsadhfldkh I need to do some solid world building first because it’s an entirely made up fantasy world based on my own original myth for how the world was formed and it’s main mythology. Once I do THAT and figure out the specifics of what I even want it to be about, I can then work on actual plot and recreating characters and figuring out who the fuck is actually going to be my main characters lol (I have more thoughts on this, but I’ve already rambled on enough and this is supposed to be a fanfiction blog lol :/ )

25. The part of writing that is the most fun for me is rereading what I wrote lol Like, a close second would be actually writing it when I’m in the flow of it because I’m simultaneously daydreaming and getting it down on paper (so to speak), but then when I actually reread it, I get to reimagine it again, and let the words actually hit me as a reader instead of passively letting it flow out of me as a writer if that makes any sense? It’s especially fun when, as I’m writing, I get this lightbulb idea of the perfect sentence wording or the perfect detail that I know is going to have an impact and immediately put that down, and then when I read it all together I punch myself in the face then have this evil supervillain moment of hahaha, I’m going to make everyone who reads this feel An Emotion^TM lol

And then of course the absolute best thing about writing above that is reading the aftermath of everyone else reading it lol Especially when I not only make people feel An Emotion^TM, but I make them feel A BIG Emotion^TM lol *Cue maniacal laughter*

(Idk man it’s almost midnight and I accidentally woke up at like, 8am today, I’m rambling and brain tired what’s gonna come out on the post is just gonna come out I guess lol sorry)

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Guess What; It’s My Birthday!

Hello everyone! Today is my birthday if you didn’t know...so I decided i would do something fun and share some info on the previous heirs you guys didn’t get to see!

Meet Caroline Lynn, the founder of the Lynn Legacy! She was extremely clumsy, funny and she always had something to say. She started out in a small (not really) house alone, where she made some new hobbies and friends. Her first friends (that lasted AGES) were Cameron Fletcher and Julia Wright. On her first week of being a founder, she met a guy called Enzo. She decided it would be a good idea to just kiss him right after meeting each other. Unfortunately, he took it the wrong way. He was all over her for months, even when Caroline broke the news that she was pregnant. One day in Willow Creek’s park, at 8pm, Enzo proposed to Caroline (Or Cazz as I called her). In about 3 sim days after that they actually had the wedding in San Myshuno. While exchanging vows, Enzo admitted to only marrying her to be part of the legacy - and right there and then Cazz yelled at him and cancelled the wedding. The very same night, Cazz gave birth to a little baby named Dominique Cassandra Lynn. There were plenty of fun times. Around the time she was pregnant with Dom (Dominique) she met a guy named Andy. Just before her wedding with Enzo, he confessed love to her - and she confessed love to him. Ever since that day Cazz and Andy became utterly inseparable. They had two beautiful babies called Trisha (eldest) and Rian (youngest). Andy was a chef so he decided to give Cazz the nickname ‘Calzone’. Cazz also took up the journalist career as since day 1 she had loved writing. That is Carolines story!

This is my favourite heir so far, Dominique! Ever since toddlerhood, Dom spent her days running around and getting as fit as absolutely possible. In her childhood, a boy from school called Max came home with her to do some homework. The whole session was actually spent playing, but if I’m being honest Max was the only one playing as Dom was busy staring at him in complete awe. Over a few sim months, Dom and Max grew closer and closer until the day Dom aged up...when Max proposed to her. Of course she said yes, but when she told her mom...she didn’t get the best response. Cazz found out Max was a premade, and we all know premades and heirs don’t mix! She was forced to break up with him...so in all her depression, she ran away to Enzo’s house where he was living with his fiance....Julia Wright. When Dom eventually went back home, she met someone called Lauren Mills. She and Lauren quickly became best friends and decided to move out together. By this time, Dom had found herself a very gorgeous girlfriend, Makenzie Spears. She and Makenzie had an unbreakable bond, hence Makenzie moving in with them on the second day they arrived at their new home. Over a whole sim month, Dom, Kenzie and Lauren were challenged to solve the mystery of Canyon Ville (formerly Strangerville.) They completed it no bother, and it brought them closer. Makenzie proposed to Dom after they had solved the mystery, so nothing got complicated. After the wedding, Dom and Makenzie were challenged to find out how to have children together. But one day, Makenzie broke the news and told Dom she was pregnant! In a few sim days, Dom and Makenzie gave birth to Tressa Lorenzo Anderson Lynn. Lorenzo being after Enzo, her grandfather, and Anderson being after Andy her step-grandfather. Live went pretty smoothly after Tressa was born, Dom and Lauren finished college (which was somehow quietly maintained while the mystery was going on), Dom went from level 10 athlete to level 7 in the military. Kenzie became an astronaut and became the first sim on the save to visit Sixam. And on a lovely ending note, Dom became the Grand Marshal of the Canyonville Military Services.

Meet Tressa, Style queen and fashion vlogger of Evergreen Harbour! Since Tressa’s story is veeeery long (and it’s late here) I will only share some fun facts about her. 

1) Tress has been famous since she was a teen

2) She has had 6 children 

3) She got pregnant with Ivy on the day she aged up into a YA

4) She has moved homes 3 times

5) She cheated on her husband

And Ivy, the paranormal queen we all know and love! Here are 10 facts about her;

1) Ivy had the active trait, but the watcher used cheats to change it when she was a child

2) Ivy has had the same hairstyle since she was a toddler

3) Ivy has only had one romance in her life

4) Ivy was very sadly diagnosed as infertile and her role as heir was passed to Makenna Lynn

5) Ivy unexpectedly became pregnant with their miracle child, Quinn

6) Ivy has the power to communicate with the dead without a seance table or circle

7) Ivy is believed to have telepathic powers

8) Sulani believes she is the goddess of the afterworld

9) Ivy loves country music

10) Ivy was a coffee addict but stopped her obsessiveness when she was pregnant

I hope you all enjoyed hearing these little stories behind all my heirs! 

[randomnameless]

I don't know if this has been asked before, but I was wondering what your thoughts on Rhea are.

Oh, I don't think someone asked it, but I remember a character meme.

Rhea's in the Julia tier : you're expecting things and the game doesn't give you any.

you asked for thoughts so this is long and rather unorganised even if i tried a bit and i feel like i repeated myself a lot so meh

If Edel and Rhea have one thing in common, it's being shafted by the need to make Billy the most special being every with the monstrous "I was lonely before you player-chan uwu".

Seteth'n'Flayn ? In the same trashcan Hubert went in.

Catherine, Shamir, the randoms living in the monastery? Dgaf but still she's willing to die for them so does she really gaf or not? Rhea's willing to give her blood and crest stone shards (to this day I still don't understand what those are) to trusted randoms who would become cardinals? "uwu player-chan". I know I've written a bit about it with the seirelm anon, but with the Canon-ish info? Post Zanado Rhea told a random dude she could turn in a dragon, gave her blood to the same dude and remained in his empire/fighting by his side for at least 30 years. Still “lonely without U Billy <3″

I've written this in the meme entry, but Rhea has her own net of relationships. They're not as important as Dimitri and his childhood friends, but erasing them for the sake of "player-chan" feels wrong.

Role and goals

Rhea's in an interesting place, being a former "legendary hero" like Athos, Sephiran etc.

Still her fight isn't over, she only defeated Nemesis and couldn't end the mastermind behind (a bit like Seliph if you only kill Arvis or Roy when you forget to pick up every legendary weapon). Also, if Seiros killed Nemesis, she hasn't won. In the current Fodlan, she still has to pretend to be a human, the Nabateans as a culture/population are dead. They're still 5 (ish? I think the apostles are lizards), she's still afraid humans will dice them if they learn the truth. Has she won? Idk. Could she win and make a Fodlan were lizards and humans could live together? I don't think so.

Her role as the Archbishop? Well, the game really liked Rhea as a red herring during white clouds and the way FE16 is built, around the monastery, reinforces it. Rhea's the head of the monastery, so she's the head of your world. Everything wrong with the world is automatically linked to Rhea.

So, when Marianne complains about people wanting to kill/ostracise her because of her crest, thinking it's a curse, we of course wonder "why Rhea can't tell to the randoms that no Marianne shouldn't be killed/shunned because of her crest?". Completely forgetting that, hey, Marianne's from the Alliance and heiress of Edmund, so if some people should intervene, it should be her dad "why the fuck are you trying to kill my daughter" or the Alliance council "Duke Riegan, could you please make a public statement about my daughter and how she isn't some sort of demonic beast so stop throwing rocks at her?".

Same thing with the Empire, why should you blame the church and the crests instead of the people doing shit? Hanneman's brother in law? Like is marriage so absolute that a husband can force multiple pregnancies on his wife to the point of literally killing her? The von Essar aren't as important as the Bergliez, but Hanneman's sister dying like that should have rang some bells? Hanneman's dad didn't care? No one wanted to appeal to the Emperor or something? If Jane the random or Karen the peasant died this way, it’d be usual class nonsense. But a noble woman??

Rhea should have done more to prevent crest abuse. She wrote tenets in her Bible and apparently doesn't discriminate in her monastery. But in the other countries? Idk. Her tenets are interpreted like your shopping list by Gloucester Sr "and add a part where interacting with foreigners goes against Seiros's teachings what yes I know better than those dunces from the eastern/central church".

It's not because Riegan Sr and Ionius aren't doing shit that she should do nothing too, but ultimately it falls on the usual landmine about Rhea's influence and power over Fodlan and if we consider Fodlan isn't just the Monastery we see but a continent made up of 4 autonomous states...

The so-called status quo isn't upheld by the church alone (if it is upheld in the first place!), but also by the empire and the Alliance... Lambert was toasted before making any changes, the Alliance is that weird thing where money is anything and crests/old nobility doesn't matter anymore, and the Empire is... Well. The Empire.

Regarding this, I find it really strange that Rhea went to Goneril and rescued one of their slaves, with how much she cares about protecting her monastery and not antagonising anyone, picking Cyril up, risking the ire of house Goneril, feels really risky from her perspective.

Imo WC doesn't sell me the "church rules over the continent" take.

Ultimately it doesn't matter because Rhea thinks she should have done more, and abused her position as the archbishop to rez her mom - I understand the "abused her position" as regretting her various omissions, like helping more people around etc etc.

I also feel like Rhea’s got a big survivor complex, and tries to fulfill impossible tasks. "leading/guiding the world?" she won't take an active role in it, but still resents the state of current Fodlan and wishes Sothis could restore some order (crest abuse? Or relics popping up right and left meaning more sibs dying). She wants to :

1/ guide the world and make it a better place (why complaining about the wayward Fodlan otherwise?)

2/ protect randoms who live under her protection

3/ make sure no one learns the truth about her appearance and relics at the same time.

I don't think it's possible given her current role and especially not possible on her own.

About 3/, call back to FE9 or not, but Rhea's paranoia is... Actually, not proven to be exaggerated in the game.

Ranulf was lynched in Crimea when he was discovered to be a laguz? In a certain route, Rhea's called a cruel beast due to her appearance, accused of not having "human" feelings and is depicted as a creature masquerading as a human. Hate and attack the woman all you want for things she did or might have done, but getting rid of her because she's not human? Rhea's right about not revealing her true nature, because, relics notwithstanding, humans will try to kill her for being a nabatean. Relic wise, in the DLC, we learn Aubin was recently turned in a relic, so that's even more reason to hide.

On 1/, wanting to promote peace in the land? National bias at play with rewriting history “to promote peace” issue. Rhea also built the officer's academy (if nobles from different states can live and study together surely they won't try to kill each other when they return home because they might have become friends?) and with help from the everyone in Fodlan (even the empire iirc?) built the locket to fend off Almyrian invasions. Not saying this is the best way to protect your borders but at least she tried to help instead of staying holed in her monastery.

Imo if Rhea didn't care about Fodlan, she'd have followed her bros and fortified herself in her monastery without accepting random humans to live with her, wouldn't have written a book about how everyone had to get along "unless it goes against the goddess" and wouldn't basically run what seems to be the biggest orphanage/place for the needy/and whatever is the abyss in the continent.

Not saying she doesn't have a priority, but Rhea tries to care, on her scale, about Fodlan's randoms.

About said randoms (and 2/)...

Well there's this bout with Lonato's rebellion and another herring where Rhea's all "I will destroy anyone who takes arms against the church and its believers" and it's extreme, I can’t deny. But if Lonato took arms and mounted a militia to attack Ositia's castle and its randoms? Hector'd have Armads'd Lonato without a second thought. Elincia had qualms about taking her weapons against her own countrymen who were used by Ludveck, but in the end, she took up her weapons to defend her castle, even if it meant she had to kill militiamen. Rhea's line seemed random and cold in the context, but it's the same general idea, attack her people and she will kill you. Still, if you don't take weapons against her, she won't react violently. Duke Gerth is apparently dick waving with Aubin's relic, but Shamir wasn't sent to recover the thing or to get rid of Gerth.

Ultimately Rhea blows her cover and abandons her dream to reunite with her mother to protect the monastery and its inhabitants in 3 routes (arguably in CF too). Someone once made a post about the differences between Seiros's and Edel's crowns and the symbolism of wings - the IO's wings are meant to protect. The IO is the guardian/protector. Rhea tanks missiles and buys time for the students to escape at the cost of her life.

Relationships

Rhea and Sothis? someone made a post summarizing my thoughts about their relationship, or lack of, and if we can argue Sothis was shafted by the devs like Rhea and Edel, ultimately the only important person to Sothis is Billy.

Billy doesn't warp Sothis's preexisting net of relationships, Sothis doesn't have relationships with anyone save for Billy. Rhea wants to meet her mom more than anything else (save for protecting randoms) but Sothis will never address that plot point. She only does in SS and off screen, and it ends up with Rhea wondering if she should live... so take it as you want, but to me it mustn't have been the "hug and pat on the head" kind of reunion.

Ultimately we see Rhea is able to let go of her dream (rez mom) in several routes, she understands and acknowledges Sothis will never return and Billy has her powers now, so either she dies more or less at peace knowing she can trust Billy with Fodlan's future, or she can return to Zanado and live peacefully with Catherine.

Which leads me to the Billy relationship,

As much as I hate player pandering, it makes some sense that Rhea would support Billy and not, let's say, Caspar. I still hate it though because Billy exclusive support means we were robbed of Rhea's other supports with, idk, her fam, Cyril, Catherine, Shamir, Alois, Hanneman, Manu etc etc.

In the beginning of WC, Rhea's pretty sure Billy's Sothis but without memories. Then in the non-cf chapter 12, she tells Billy they know what they are and thus must guide Fodlan, also telling Seteth Billy's a vector for sothis's powers, but not Sothis herself. In SS's finale she calls them "mother" but in her S-support finally acknowledges Billy's their own thing.

In CF Rhea's vicious in her trash talk but immediately jumps to the conclusion that Billy cannot be or hear Sothis, because, to her, logically, Sothis wouldn't side with Edel and her Agarthian allies (stealing the crest stones, Flayn, etc etc). Billy is something that stole Sothis's crest stone and sword and wants to finish what Nemesis started. I don't think CF Rhea snaps because Billy isn't Sothis, CF Rhea snaps because, again, someone is using her mother to kill her.

Rhea's also supposed to have been fond of Citrus to the point of talking to her remains (something she does with her mom) which could explain her sympathy for Billy regardless of the Sothis project.

Jeralt's a different issue, apparently they worked together for more than 100 years but Rhea never told him the truth about her nature, only about how he was saved. Still, Jeralt betrays when his baby is "weird" and unlike regular human babies so... Would he have ran away if he learnt what rhea was? Dumped Citrus if he knew she was an artificial being? Idk.

Catherine Shamir cyril and pals (Alois)? We don't know bcs the game dgaf about anyone not named Billy. As I said above, It’d have been nice to get more interactions with randoms she is working with, or at least showed some care, but nope. “Player-chan uwu” strikes again.

Seteth'n'Flayn? Rhea's close to them, she gets out of her room to look for Flayn and Cyril and Catherine note how she seems close to Seteth (who's totally her bro), but again, the game hates us. FFS don't think she has a line with Flayn!

Secrets and explosions

Tied to 3/ and 1/ from earlier, Rhea keeps a lot of secrets which could justify her lack of relationships/supports with the others... but this argument falls flat, because she’s not the only one with a secret and if Flayn doesn’t seem to care that much about hers, Seteth does and is still able to support students and staff members. Which leads to tragedies.

The Christophe incident is not well documented, and while we learn Rhea was the target of Christophe’s attempt because Western peeps told him so, it is not very well explained why she didn’t execute him on those grounds instead of falsifying charges about involvement with the Regicide. We are told it was to stabilise the Kingdom, but I still don’t know how the Kingdom would have suffered backlash if Rhea told the truth (maybe it would have led to open conflict between the western church and the central church in the kingdom, when the kingdom needed stability at that point? idk).

Still, Lonato wants revenge for Christophe, not because he was executed on false charges, but because he died ; imo, if Lonato learnt the truth, he’d still be out for Catherine and Rhea’s head.

Aelfie’s gambit is more of a direct result of Rhea’s secrecy, because she had “no words” for him about why Citrus was still in pristine condition, he gave up and tried to rez her. Would it had been different if she told him what Citrus was (and by extent, what she was)? Idk. Maybe, maybe not.

Still, Rhea doesn’t keep secrets from everyone every time - she once trusted Willy and told him about her alternate form and it exploded 1k years later, when Willy’s descendants are out for her head because she’s a creature masquerading as a human (I know mole people also played a part, but I guess it sticked more with Edel and the gang who already knew Rhea was a dragon ; trying to convince a random that “hey, this woman is a dragon !” would be more difficult). CF-wise again, Rhea trusts Billy with the SoC and, again, it explodes. In CF Rhea feels betrayed, she trusted some people and now the very same people (or their descendant in Edel’s case) are trying to kill her.

So it’s not a case of someone never trusting anyone, it’s someone trusting some people and regretting it afterwards (in both routes + CF at least, even if I firmly believe the “evil lizards ruling over the world” spiel doesn’t come from Willy, but from later emperors influenced by mole people).

There can also be a point made for Aelfie, who might have been able to merge with Citrus to create an umbral beast because he had Rhea’s blood and a crest stone shard - Citrus being a fake Nabatean and Aelfie having a crest stone + blood might have produced CS’s final boss? Rhea trusted Aelfie with a crest stone shard and her blood, and he became an umbral beast.

Interestingly, Rhea is hell bent on keeping her secrets regarding her identity, in SS Seteth has to beg her to reveal everything to Billy when Billy is the most important person in the world “uwu” or at least, the only person Rhea supposedly opened to. Even the “uwu” factor isn’t enough, on its own, to make her reveal the truth about her identity.

She gives Claude half-truths, and has to be on death’s door to tell him everything - still occulting Seteth’n’Flayn, to the point where Claude later wonders if there are other children of the goddess around.

Vengeful Rhea?

Rhea isn't a stale piece of bread like Julia. She says mean words to Nemesis but also brutally kills him. Rhea cannot forgive the Elites. I know it's very different, but Julia "dad is the kindest man I ever knew" making a 180° “i must atone for what dad did eff him” will always make me throw up - she doesn’t have to be vengeful or try to stab Seliph with a butter knife, but no acknowledgement of “dad’s the bestest” after his death, or even, of his death is meh.

To Rhea, Nemesis and the Elites are a trigger point, and everything related to Zanado. CF!Billy using her mom’s powers is like Nemesis, CF!Billy + Edel pillaging what remains of her siblings in Nemesis’n’Dudes. Flamey doing his shit with Flayn also parallels that. There’s the usual “vengeance sucks” speech to be given, but also the Tellius verse where Laguz aren’t depicted in a bad light when they want to destroy Izuka or when Tibarn learns Lekain was responsible for Serenes’s massacre.

Still, unlike Tibarn’n’pals, Rhea, unlike Macuil, doesn't seem to hold a grudge against descendants of the Elites. Maybe she had faith in them when she told them not to abuse the power of their crests, but then their descendants forgot or didn’t care and we’re in the so-called crest system.

In SS, Seteth asks the BE students if they want to return home to the Empire and how he won’t hold it against them. Seteth’s being Rhea’s right hand bro in this situation, I doubt he’d have proposed this solution without her approval.

She is vengeful and ready to pursue for more 90 years someone to kill them, but she won’t target that someone’s descendants or potential allies. I’ve read some takes about the Western Church being razed to the ground after Catherine’s paralogue, but iirc, Rhea’s only going to execute the Bishop there ; they appoint a new bishop in hopes to ease the relationships between the central and western church. There’d be no point to appoint someone to rule over a body that doesn’t exist...

Grey waves

Wave 1 : Another parallel with Edel is the will to sink in troubled waters to reach their goals.

However, Rhea stays on the surface.

Aelfie thinks Seiros failed to rez Sothis with the chalice because she didn't take more blood from the apostles. Blood rituals are creepy and gave an umbral beast. Seiros didn't pursue and sought another mean to rez Sothis without killing her bros. Rhea makes homunculi to host Sothis's soul? It fails but the homunculi isn't destroyed asap to make another one, hell, Rhea cares about them (which is all kinds of fucked up on its own).

AM wise, iirc, Seteth and Catherine say Rhea'd never forgive them if they run to save her instead of saving randoms first.

Still, making homunculus to create a vessel for her mom - making artificial lives - is problematic, she’s ashamed of it “i did questionable things” and Seteth berates her on her “questionable” experiments.

CF!Rhea eats babies during the final map. She burns the city to make her last stronghold and refuses to run away. CF!Rhea, at the end of this route, completely abandoned goal 1 2 and 3. She wants to survive, yes, but to recover Sothis, no matter how. She still seems to care about humanity, but takes everything too literally and is persuaded humanity and humans are after her to hurt her and her mother (i’m pretty sure uncle Arry was waiting with his Agarthan tech suitcase for Edel to deal with the beast in the background). Contrary to CF’s chapter 12, Endgame!Rhea doesn’t have lines when Catherine and Cyril fall. She’s still siding with humans, but she’s in this for herself now.

Of course, CF!Rhea is special, because CF!Rhea lives again through her trauma, CF!Rhea lost her home, her bro and niece a few chapters ago, she lost her human allies, apparently some peons from her church are deserting and Uncle is waiting with his portable electric saw to turn her in a shiny sword, because she trusted a corpse with Sothis’s heart and spine and trusted a human 1000 years ago with her secret. And now said corpse follows someone who rings at her door with an army, wishes to obliterate her unless she surrenders (?) and works with Uncle and his dubstep pals.

In the other routes, Billy doesn’t want to killer her with her mother’s spine and tries to defend her home, Seteth’n’Flayn aren’t forced into exile or dead and depending on the route she gets to see Uncle and his dubstep friends being buried under rubble.

Troubled waters to reach her goals also include slowing Fodlan’s technological advancements (but was it really slowing down Fodlan’s R&D’s department or cliking “no” when Mole People offer a free (for now) new technology that makes you advance from bronze age to the industrial era in one go?)

Wave 2 : Rhea’s anchored in the past, she wants to return to happier days with her mom and her family, but also wants to help randoms in Fodlan

She doesn’t seem to mind the present where humans do whatever they want, and yet will protect her people and tries (or tried since it’s history) to keep Fodlan safe.

I think the game wanted to tell us Rhea’s stuck in the past, but she also manages to form bonds (albeit fickle) in the present with Catherine, Shamir and, arguably, Cyril. Seteth’n’Flayn accept the past and try to move forward, Rhea cannot and yet is making baby steps forward, or at least to live in the present. “uwu factor” is supposed to mean Rhea’s stuck in the past and can only see Billy for what they are once she accepts to live in the present, but Rhea’s already fond of Catherine, calls Aelfie her child, was fond of Citrus and Jeralt, makes time for Cyril, etc etc. It’s not as clear cut as drinking tea with them but it’s still something that quashes the “lonely B4 U player-chan uwu”.

Rhea thinks her biggest grey wave is how she didn’t do enough for Fodlan and feels inadequate to walk in Sothis’s shoes as the guardian/protector of Fodlan - she could have done more, but she’s busy juggling with three goals, rez mom, protect fodlan, protect the fam.

I think one of her main issue (but the game was also made this way so) is to try to reach those goals alone, save for the “rez mom” goal, everyone in Fodlan, especially the heads of the three states should be concerned with keeping peace in the continent!

Lambert was BBQ’s, Riegan’s busy shitting on Gloucester and Ionius is... well, Ionius. Add to that Mole People starting up shit all around the continent and you have the recipe for a disaster. I’m not saying Lambert and Ionius should have participated to the “protect her family” goal, but at least not trying to eradicate them to turn them in relics would have been nice, sadly Ionius’s bro in law was an Agarthan.

Even if she is nearly immortal compared to a human, Rhea can’t do everything on her own. That’s why I ultimately think a SS ending is doomed to fail, Billy will try to be Rhea 2.0. and in 1000 years it will fall apart again.

AM ending? Billy will become like Rhea was post War of Heroes, but when Dimitri’s descendants start to do shit, his Kingdom disappears and humans start to return to their usual shitty selves, what will Billy do?

VW ending is kind of the same, Claude wants to open the borders and make everyone able to live regardless of their differences, but what if 940 years later an Almyrian president decides to build a wall between Fodlan and Almyra and make Fodlaneses pay for it? What is immortal Billy, who knew Claude and his ideals, going to do?

Wave 3 (lol i nearly forgot but remembered when i was rambling in the tags) : Rhea and technology !

The DLC book and Word of God said she slowed advance of technology in Fodlan to protect peace etc etc. But there’s a book where a cardinal said “eff to autopsies else people won’t rely on us with faith magic” which is... kind of weird. There’s a reason why Rhea might have approved that ban (Why does Freikugel look like a hip bone?) but it still deprived Fodlan’s randoms from the scientifical advance of autopsies... and made people reliant on faith magic.

Actually, the book goes

“Though it is widely believed that this is medically relevant, such actions upon a corpse are considered desecration of the dead. Since white magic can be used to a similar end, autopsies were deemed taboo. A notable cardinal asserted that if medical science were to excel over faith-based white magic, it would destabilize the foundation of the church “

I already pointed out the WTF between faith and white magic (Seteth doesn’t believe his mom is real so he has no faith boon) but interesting to note “desecrating the dead” is still something of an argument nowadays, not regarding autopsies but other practices like anatomical theaters etc etc. Maybe White Magic isn’t intrusive and yields the same results? idk.

Interesting to note, it’s a cardinal who edicted/justified that ban (Rhea as the head of the Church would have given her approval oc). As pointed out with the Freikugel example, Rhea’d have a personal interest in preventing humans to know more about anatomy (goal 3/). Would people stop looking to the church to be healed if “medical science” progresses too much? Maybe. From what we see in the curren Fodlan, it doesn’t.

Also, French version translated the “foundation of the church” as “stability” of the church - would the church become unstable or challenged if people could heal without using white magic? Again, we ultimately know that it doesn’t, magical science and medical science coexist, Manuela gives a short summary of the two - they have different effects.

As for things Rhea herself banned : Telescopes, Oil exploitation and Printed Press.

Telescopes were banned because Rhea thought it would increase violence during wartimes and would make it too easy to snipe from afar (TFW mages with bolting can do the same without telescopes, but they’re limited by their range and if they have a gloucester’s crest by Rhea’s sister’s femur’s range or whatever is Thyrsus). We know the mole people use (and most likely used before during the Sothis war) this technology. The “lessening the mystery of the goddess” thing is noted by Edel herself who wonders if the Goddess could really have come from space since it’s super far away. Edel doesn’t know the Goddess is an alien dragon-thing though.

Oil exploitation : “Misuse could result in accidental death” tfw random Faerghus countryman thought it was water and died :’(

Used tactically by those lacking magical abilities - like gambits? Was Rhea thinking that a random human cannot set fire to an entire city (lol) on his own with his limited spell pool/uses, but if he uses oil then he would only be limited by the quatity of oil? So it’d be easier to cause mass fires? Or whatever Robin did in FE13 with the ships and the Valmese army? Also, if Rhea thought oil could replace humans with magic, does it mean humans with magic were supposed to do everything oil can do? Like making a lamp or they still used something else as fuel? “Competition for it could cause strife” Rhea acknowledged that if humans discovered this ressource they’d deem it as essential and try to get their hands on it, even if they had to wage war?

Metal molding Printing Machine : “after careful consideration” Rhea banned it because it’d be useless for illiterate randoms - well yes, but why should this be an argument? You don’t ban something because it’s useless, look, no one banned airpods - risk of mass circulation of false information or rumors : rhea wanted to prevent redshit from existing This is a way to control information, but funnily enough in the game, we see the results or someone deliberately using manifestos spreading misinformation - risk of “increasing disparity between church branches” (fr version has “rivalry” instead of disparity) what does it mean? The central church would have more means to print books than the eastern church so the eastern church would be jealous? Or the Western Church could mass print its doctrine and have more zealots than the central or the easter church?

Ultimately, all those bans were lifted with time, Manuela performs Jeralt’s autopsy, Edel’s imperial science division managed to guess the distance between the Blue sea star and Fodlan, Oil is apparently used in several gambits, Edel’s able to send manifestos around the continent and Seteth can write children books and sell them without difficulties. Hilda can also lose books which would be a big no-no even if you are a noble if books weren’t, kind of, mass printed.

So why those bans? To protect Fodlan and the fam, but since they were lifted with time, I don’t think Rhea abandonned her goals, most likely, she thought humans were making small steps to discover those technologies, slowly learning about them so they won’t have them when they’re not “ready enough” to use them.

The “ready enough” thing sounds paternalistic or what can be expected from a more technologically advanced alien, but technically Rhea’s part alien and she lived through (or not?) an episode where humans received technology and did shit with it (mole people) so maybe she won’t hand them the car with the keys this time, and instead let them figure out how to build the car.

Still, this is HC because, as usual, the game doesn’t let us talk or question Rhea about those things, so we can only infer, read between the lines or between pixels.

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TBH, I didn’t care a lot about her when I played, but when she had to eat babies in CF I grew more interested. Other bloggers already pointed it out, but Rhea’s a Tiki, but also a “traditional FE lord” in the sense she avenged her mom who was killed by the king of another kingdom, lived in exile and raised an army to fight against the King.

Still, Rhea didn’t end up as the leader of the world, or as the first Empress of United Fodlan, or something like that. She let Willy do his thing. Why? How? Why didn’t she became an integral part of the Empire, if she had been politically important, or a kind of seer/oracle, it would have been difficult for the Empire to go against her!

But nope, Rhea figged away in her mountains to rez her mom, sprout some “doctrine” (she could have done the same as an Emperor/Seer/Oracle) and watched over randoms who made up her “church”. She sometimes tries to intervene in Fodlan’s best interests, but it failed. Because Rhea doesn’t want to rule. She feels like she has to be a guide, but when humans don’t follow her? Well, what can she do? FE16 doesn’t show us Rhea sending her knights against the Empire when the Empire kicked out her Church and basically said “fig” to her face. FE16 doesn’t show us Rhea being angry and punching Gloucester in the face because he doesn’t show “real piety” and sprouts doctrine out of his rear.

Still, when she has to take a more hands-on approach and cannot be a distant figure/guide, she complains about maintaining a certain image as the Archbishop and how she cannot socialise with students or even walk around without Seteth randoms guarding her. She feels her mother would do a better job and tries to act as a proxy. Imo, Rhea’s bound by duty to her mom, to her sibs dead and living, and to Fodlan. She doesn’t reject her role, she accepts it, she doesn’t like it yes, but if going Gandalf in non-CF chapter 12 shows, she will fulfill it.

What’s most saddening though, is how her duty is a self-imposed one. Rez her mom? She personally took the challenge, because she misses Sothis the most and feels ashamed of this feeling to the point of not telling Seteth about it (interesting enough, Indech seems to be aware Billy’s Sothis incarnation and didn’t jump to the “Billy must be one of Nemesis’s kids with the crest of flames” conclusion, as if he knew Sothis could “incarnate” one day, but was he thinking Sothis would incarnate on her own or Rhea would trigger it? Flayn also suspects a thing about Billy being related to them because of Rhea). Rhea personally thinks she has to lead/guide Fodlan and make it a better place, ignoring the heads of the 3 states who should also be concerned with this goal. Rhea will create a false history to protect her living siblings when Macuil and Indech won’t give a fuck and live in their bestial forms somewhere, and when Seteth hides, but made it clear his only wish is to protect Flayn and the apostles, if they were really lizards, disappeared in random villages.

FE16 isn’t interested by Rhea’s story though.

That’s why I’m desperately waiting for a War of Heroes DLC or prequel of BSFE or whatever because I don’t really care about Fodlan in 1180 and who can have a perfect tea time with Billy or not.

I’d like to know why Birdie and Indech figged away, why Rhea thought letting Willy control the entire continent when he knows she’s a dragon was a good idea, why the Apostles didn’t take part in the Nemesis fight, why Fodlan’s humans decided to side with Willy in his brand new Empire instead of staying with King Nemesis, did Sothis have a previous faithful and what happened when she disappeared, were the Nabateans tyrannical rulers over humans which made some with Nemesis’n’pals, what were they supposed to do when they left Zanado, etc, etc.

So just like Julia and the baijilions AU ideas I came up with, Rhea’s a fuel for AUs because her base game dgaf about her.

[bluboothalassophile]

Quick! Hide the Baby!

@raven-melanin, I do hope you enjoy this snippet!

To everyone else, this is a snippet in the Hopes for a Bastard Universe, BIG Spoilers Here! This story is going to be a side project, slowly worked on, but it is all plotted out, and has been for quite some time. I have been aching to share this since Rock Meet Bottom so I do hope you all enjoy!

SPOILERS AHEAD FOR THE HOPES FOR A BASTARD UNIVERSE!

Okay, so stranger shit had been known to happen in the Wayne household, and he was talking off their fucking rockers, send them to the asylum, level crazy. However, in a house of world class escape artists, he very seriously doubted there was a prison, on or off, earth which they couldn’t bust out of. It was a defining trait to be a Bat, to be… insanity hyped up on caffeine, caught by mom in this horribly awkward situation, whilst hiding an infant behind your back; that shit was normal; wasn’t it!?

Duke didn’t know as he struggled to hold onto the baby, while Tim and Damian flanked him, and they smiled nervously at Cat who was peering at them suspiciously.

“What did you three do?” she asked levelly while she shut the fridge; it was eleven at night, a normal time for a Batfam member to be up, but it was inconvenient right now.

“Nothing,” he quickly supplied.

Tim and Damian nodded vigorously. Selina frowned as she walked over.

In the near four years since Duke had been adopted into the insanity, he had found with unwavering certainty the following:

Alfred Pennyworth, and his daughter, MI6 (Julia Pennyworth), were most certainly divinities of some sort as they stoically embraced this madhouse.

B was a functioning mute, and he was a pretty good, overprotective, helicopter dad, but a cool dad all the same.

Selina was a goddess, and nothing got passed her; also, she was totally his mom, he was cool with that.

Kate was a bitch, but cool.

Dick was the hug monster.

Kori was amazing, and a star in the darkness of the Batfam.

Jason was family, despite protests, and Jay could and would kick their asses simultaneously if provoked.

Cass could get away with murder and B would still think her perfect, the rest of them couldn’t get away with shit without getting the stink eye.

Stephanie was the glitter loving, ask kicking, waffle queen of spoilers.

Tim was a caffeine addict who suffered extreme sleep deprivation and could take over the world in less than an hour if provoked.

David Zavimbe was a badass new element in the family, who could almost out swear Jason in different languages.

He was middle child, and stuck as such, while seeking to keep the peace.

Damian was a vegetarian, raging ball of animal loving right, and would totally stab you if you annoyed him, but would totally kick an enemies’ ass if they threatened anyone in his family.

Alina; while totally adorable and a sweetheart, was proof B couldn’t keep it in his pants, and Selina was too good for B.

Terry was Duck Dodgers.

Lian was Jay’s honorary daughter.

Helena could rob you blind, and get away with it, while she smiled sweetly at you.

Mar'i was far too pure for them, and somehow, she was a Bat, he didn’t know how it was genetically possible for something so perfect to be a Bat, but she was.

Thomas was King of Hide-N-Seek.

B Jr didn’t understand gravity, nor fearing gravity.

These were the facts of life. Irrefutable in his mind, however, as he struggled to hold the baby behind his back and keep the smile up, he knew they were so dead when Cat found out.

“Uh-huh, where’s the body?” Cat asked, folding her arms as she lifted a brow and cocked her hip.

“Have we mentioned how wonderful you look mom?” Damian asked with cheer.

Selina’s eyes narrowed on them.

“Absolutely lovely, what did you do with your hair!?” Tim tried, nervously, whilst rubbing the back of his neck. Duke could feel the sweat rolling down his temple as he felt the nervous smile waver under the unwavering green eyes of his mom.

“Who’d you kill?” Selina asked flatly.

“NO ONE!” “Not Luthor, I mean, might’ve blown up his labs!” “Damian Did It!”

Both he and Damian snapped their attention to Tim. “Habit.”

The baby squealed, and they all paled as they nervously glanced over at Selina who was now blinking. The baby did it again.

“Shut up Lug!”

“We are so not naming him Lugh.” Duke snapped at Damian then.

“McGinnis is Irish, I see no qualms with the name I have selected,” Damian retorted. “Lugh was a King and Hero.”

“Not happening!” Tim and he snapped.

“Please tell me you did not take after your father and abduct a baby?” Selina sighed.

“Is it abducting if it’s technically his kid!?” Duke asked, pulling the baby they had found around to be against his chest, the six month-ish old baby smiled at him, and Duke smiled back. Kid was kind of cute.

“Oh You Have Got To Be Fucking Me!?” Selina sputtered and groaned as she dragged her hand through her mused curls. “Sit down, and gimme the damn kid!” she snapped as she walked forward.

Duke relinquished his hold on the ivory white baby to Selina’s grasp, and watched as his mom blandly look at the baby who was curiously assessing her. Duke hastily took a seat at the kitchen island.

“You have precisely two hours before B will be back, start talking,” Selina stated as she started pulling out the supplies to make the baby some formula. “And you were supposed to be touring colleges! Not getting into trouble,” Selina stated.

“We were!” he and Tim hastily assured.

“Besides, I’m going to Princeton, then Georgetown,” Duke defended. He knew exactly what he wanted to do with his life, and he would do it. It would work.

“Uh-huh,” Selina said blandly. “And how do you explain this cutie!? You are cute,” she added, looking at the baby, who laughed bubbly as he grabbed her pendant and sucked on it.

“Uh… that’s a long story,” Duke said nervously.

“You have two hours, start talking.”

"So we went to Metropolis, not to blow it up, but MTU is there and I did say I would tour colleges, Tim had a meeting with Luthor, and Dami... Dami? Why were you there?"

"Because someone needed to supervise."

"We had everything undercontrol!" he and Tim snapped.

"What. Were. You. Doing. In. Metropolis. Exactly.?" Selina grounded out pointedly.

"Uh... would you believe me if I said there was a record there I was after?" Duke offered nervously.

"We were hunting a meta-human smuggling ring which has deep ties with Luthor's old associates." Tim stated.

"Oh this is going to be good," Selina sighed. "Continue." It was in Selina's 'I dare you, do it, so I can say I told you so' voice.

"I feel like this is a trap," Duke stated.

[thegempage]

so if ur seeing this as i’m posting them, yes i know it looks like merle should come next but his isn’t done so! angus it is

(davenport’s isn’t either)

magnus | taako + lup | barry | lucretia | merle | davenport | angus | kravitz

hcs + such in this tag

angus is a young nahvudan (the concept is rly long so imma just link a previous thing i wrote about them) whose family left the island a generation or so before angus was born and moved to silver sands in order to make a new band. the band grew as two more families joined them, and over time angus found himself overwhelmed and a bit afraid of what was happening to the nature of the band. so he fled into the woods, using his shapeshifting powers in order to evade the residents of the nearby settlements (his beast form is a rottweiler-like dog, so growling and snapping usually keeps people away). for a while, he survived using the spellbook his mother had been helping him put together and a backpack of supplies and nick-nacks he’d taken when he ran.

after a few weeks in the woods, he was found by a group of researchers from the Eastern Academy (which is dedicated to the study of alchemy and improving magical items, among other things). at first, he thought they might be able to help him, but he started snooping around in their stuff while they were gone and realized they probably wanted him less to protect a child and more for his fur and magic abilities, which are unique to nahvudan. he ran away again, leaving them absolutely bewildered and a little disappointed. when he fell asleep the night after he fled, he was visited by Night, who is the god of runaways alongside his usual duties. Night offered him protection in return for angus fully giving up what he had before, save for one heirloom (bcus Night knows how important spellbooks are to nahvudan). when he woke up, angus made a little shrine how Night had told him and put everything he didn’t need from his backpack on top of it. Night promised he’d bring Angus someone more tangible soon, but offered divine protection while he arranged for that to happen.

so angus just… kept moving around while improving his spellcasting and waiting for something to happen. eventually, he stumbled across a huge library in the woods and nestled down to hide with the added benefit of finally having something to do. and then Night basically went “sweet” bcus the library belongs to lucretia, and she got back a few days after angus did. Moon (lucretia’s goddess, bcus lucretia is a moon spirit) nudged lucretia to take angus in, and she just kinda went “oh, okay. guess i have a son now?”

angus was amazed bcus “holy shit i got a mom who’s an actual spirit,” esp bcus nahvudan revere spirits, so they just… started adventuring. they meet magnus and julia just before the story begins.

[sarahjxcobs]

Y’all I saw  Bandstand last night

Warning this is literally 7 pages worth of writing so long post ahead 

Where do I even begin oh god

Ok so first off the Jacobs theater is absolutely stunning

Like wow

So we were sitting right orchestra like row H or something

We were pretty close to the stage

ThE sTaGe

Oh god it was beautiful

Like the drum kit was so nice

Generally the stage set up was fantastic

Ok so we’re waiting for the show to begin when I hear a group of girls who were sitting behind us freaking out

I couldn’t really hear what they were saying except I heard one of them say something like “Anthony Rapp is here”

I was like holy shit

That ain’t true

Then my friend leans over all excited

She was like “Did you hear them? Anthony Rapp and Lin Manuel Miranda are here!”

I was like HoLy SHIt  

Then a minute for so later I look behind us and there he is

Two rows behind me

Anthony fucking Rapp

Mark Cohen was there

So i’m like freaking the fuck out

Because well

It’s fucking Anthony Rapp

I got into like panic mode

Then all the light go off

Holy shit

Lighting

I’ve said this before but just a reminder

I”M A HOE FOR GOOD LIGHTING

Just like it was before starts off with a bunch of booms and flashes of lights

It’s intense my dude

Donny is yelling at everyone

There's guys running everywhere

Julia is also on stage during this part

She’s looking all cute and happy putting some flowers into a vase

Julia moves the the middle of the stage and one of the guys goes with her

He salutes Julia and she just fucking collapses to the floor

She starts sobbing

It’s completely heartbreaking because you realize that was when she was told about Michael

The Donny moves to the front of the stage when the music changes and the other guys come out in a different uniform and Donny’s like

It’s over

It’s actually over

Then the music changes again and so do all the costumes

My girl Carleigh Bettiol

She’s so beautiful omg

Corey Cott is so cute

All the costumes are so nice like I want one

Donald Novitski

Somebody let this boy sleep

Somebody also give this boy a job

When he yells “GET OUT” it’s really upsetting

Like you don’t really understand it but like he looks so sad

“He’s got a baby face” Yeah so does Corey

Donny tries to get into a fist fight with the club owner who won’t hire him

Donny gets beat up because of this

Don’t beat up Donny please

The PTSD attack Donny has at his piano is so intense

Wow

Corey is such a good actor

I love Donny Novitski

The song

Well also the character

Corey does this little shimmy while singing and it’s really cute

CREAMEEE RISEEEEES

Corey’s little laugh after talking about Frank Sinatra is so pure

The fake

“HE’S SO FLAT UGH”

Donny takes off his button up and is walking around in a white tank top

God that boy looks good

The last rise note

It’s so good

So good

Jimmy aw

Jimmy’s so cute

“I would fire the kid if we wasn’t a player”

Donny runs in

“You can’t be in here. We’re not open yet”

“The back door is”

Donny just tells Jimmy he was friends with Michael and makes Jimmy play a song as he starts playing the piano

I live for playing instruments live on stage

Everyone calls Michael Rubber and it’s funny  

“ He’s better than anyone...when he’s not high…”

“Jesus”

“He’s army too”

“I’ll take my chances!”

“WOAH! He plays at the Rio??”

“No. He drinks there”

Davey is just telling stupid jokes at the bar

So Donny joins in

“ What does an accordion and Hitler have in common”

Oh god Donny

“ One perpetrated years of oppression and humiliation on Polish people and the other one is Hitler”

Davey reads Shakespeare

I love Davey

Nick is a teacher and absolutely hates it

Nick you’re such a bad teacher

Johnny is my favorite

He’s so pure

Ain’t we proud is such a  good song

Donny and Julia finally meet

“Aren’t you a little old for ding dong ditch?”

“Well are you gonna come here or am I gonna have to keep yelling down the street”

Julia invites Donny over for dinner

Every single time Laura starting singing I got chills

Julia’s mom is great

“The paprika shaker lid fell off”

Donny and Julia are going through pictures of Michael and Donny during the war

“We just got off the ship and i’m already ready tan because well, I’m Italian”

“ Michael is Polish so the boys boiling”

Michael was called Rubber because his last name was Trojan HAHA

Julia is a church singer

So ofc Donny shows up to church to hear he sing

She sings like a goddess

Donny is like ‘Holy shit’

So Donny invites Julia to see the Donny Novitski band

While their performing Donny like pressures Julia into singing at the set

First steps first is so slow at first then Donny is like guys speed it up

Davey is like thank god and rocks the bass

“Oh all I could do is teach the children at church”

“Don’t teach”

Donny changes his name to Donny Nova

Julia gets mad at Donny about something he said

He talks to her at her job the next day and fix everything

So Julia joins the band

Breathe is one of my favorite songs

“THEN I’M BREAKING THE RULE WAYNE”

The proud and tall part is my favorite

Donny and Julia are so cute

“Haha Hornagraphy”

I cried at the end of Breathe

You deserve it is such a bop

The dancing is so good

Davey stands on his bass while playing it

Julia gives Donny a book of poems she writes

And he turns one into a song for her to sing

So they sing Love will come and find me for the band competition

They get through and it’s so great

But then are told that the travel and hotel expenses for New York is all gonna have to come from them

That’s a lot of money that the band does not have

Davey gets pisses the fuck off and is rolling up his sleeves and I honestly thought he was gonna fight someone

He did not

But Donny has a really intense PTSD attack

Like the boy completely collapses and is shaking so badly

Yet again a great example as to why Corey Cott is such a good actor

So Julia runs over to him

But everyone freezes and Donny starts singing Right this way

Slowly everyone starts moving again

It’s a really tense moment

So all the boys and Julia get together and decide to book as many gigs as they can because god damnit they are going to New York

Nobody

So good

Back at it again with the amazing dancing

The costumes are so nice

Julia sings upside down at one point and it’s amazing

My queen Laura Osnes is amazing

Johnny’s drumming part was cute

This is such an iconic song

The boys are back

They’re going to new york

Johnny is drumming on Davey’s bass as Davey downs an entire bottle of beer

Wayne’s wife left him so he moves in with Nick

Julia and Donny are at her house and they’re just talking it’s real cute

Julia picks up a ukulele and starts playing I got a theory

Donny joins her and it's cute

God I love these two

They all get so excited when they get offered the extra cash

Johnny the mathematician

“I am not suffering from what some people call alcoholism….I’m LOVING EVERY MOMENT OF IT”

Davey puts his hat on Julia

Julia’s red dress is so cute

Julia gets fired from her job because she wanted to take off to go to New York

Her father left her mom and her

Donny tells Julia everything

Michael and Donny were in a trench when they threw two grenades but Donny dropped his and couldn’t find it in time

Donny got out before it exploded but Michael didn’t

Julia stops coming to gigs and is avoiding the band

Everything happens is such a good song

Julia’s mom loves her so much

Julia talks to Donny and they sort things out

She wrote a poem about the boys during the war

And gives it to Donny

The second she said that she wrote something

I started crying

Because I knew

I knew Welcome Home was starting

I love Welcome Home

It’s my favorite song

So I cried a lot

THe dancing during the instrumental part of welcome home made me cry because it’s so beautiful

ALSO

I DID NOT KNOW WELCOME HOME ROMANTIC WAS IN THE SHOW

I THOUGHT IT WAS A DELETED SONG

BUT THEN SHE WAS SINGING AND SAID HERO INSTEAD OF BOYS

I STARTED CRYING SO HARD

OH MY GOD

When I first heard the romantic version I figured it was about Michael but I seriously think about her writing it to Donny now

Anyway the band ends up not having to pay for New York and it’s great

THE COSTUME CHANGES

I know we always talk about Laura’s but omg Corey’s

He looks so good

Then queen Laura does the spin chance and it's amazing

Johnny looks so good

The train scene is really cool

I love that Julia calls Donny kid

I love how Davey says in my life

Get Davey to a nightclub

Donny loosen up a bit

So Donny walks Julia back to her hotel room

They kiss and honestly it was so pure

I love them

“What a prick”

So the Donny Nova band is performing as the finale of the contest

But the day of the show Jimmy was reading over a paper that the company made Donny sign

It basically says that if they go out there and perform then the company owns their song and can do whatever they want with it

The band gets pissed the fuck off

Like they are mad

But like they still wanna do something

So Donny is like ‘ Julia do you remember every original word to welcome home’

She says yes but if they sing that then they could get blacklisted

They do it anyway

“What I feel for you Julia is true”

Donny and Julia kiss

Welcome home finale

Oh boy

I BAWLED LIKE A BABY

Like I don’t think i’ve ever cried so much in my life

It’s such a powerful song

My parents and friend made fun of me for sobbing

I was a wreck

The epilogue is fantastic

The Donny Nova Band won the competition

They all go to see the movie their song was in

It was a bad movie

Two fans see the band at the end and one girl fucking jumps on Wayne

It’s so funny

God I love this show so much

I cried for another ten minutes after the show because this show deserves so much better

Why the fuck is this closing tomorrow

OK SO AFTER THE SHOW

I got a picture with Anthony Rapp and he is honestly so cute

“Where are you two from?” “New Jersey” “Ohhhhhh”

I was having trouble opening my phone camera and just

Anthony laughs and was like “You gotta get that ready. You gotta be prepared!” 

And “You know you could just slide up and have the camera” “I know but it’s not working” “Oh I see”  

Not much happened at stage door so whatever

Except I tweeted out to Carleigh the other day asking if she could stage door and she liked my tweet

Guess what

My girl pulled through and came out

I love her

So we’re driving home and I check twitter

Lin Manuel Miranda was also at the show

But not only that

My boy

The love of my life

Ben Fankhauser was there too

And I missed him

I’m so upset about that

I literally cried for 30 minutes because I didn’t see him

But anyway Bandstand was amazing and I love it

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List of Banned Books

How Many Have You Read?

Children’s Books:

Allan, Nicholas. Where Willy Went

Allard, Harry. Bumps in the Night

Allard, Harry. The Stupids series

Allington, Richard. Once Upon a Hippo

Ancona, George. Cuban Kids

Avi. The Fighting Ground

Babbitt, Natalie. The Devil’s Storybook

Bailey, Jacqui, and Jan McCafferty. Sex, Puberty, and All That Stuff: A Guide to Growing Up

Bannerman, Helen. Little Black Sambo

Birdseye, Tom. Attack of the Mutant Underwear

Blume, Judy. Are You There, God? It’s Me, Margaret

Blume, Judy. Blubber

Brannen, Sarah S. Uncle Bobby’s Wedding

Brittain, Bill. The Wish Giver

Brown, Laurie Krasny, and Marc Brown. What’s the Big Secret? Talking about Sex with Girls and Boys

Brown, Marc Tolon. Buster’s Sugartime

Butler, Dori Hillestad. My Mom’s Having a Baby! A Kid’s Month-by-Month Guide to Pregnancy

Carle, Eric. Draw Me a Star

Christensen, James, C., Renwick St. James and Alan Dean Foster. Voyage of the Basset

Clutton-Brock, Juliet. Horse (DK)

Cohen, Daniel. Ghostly Warnings

Cohen, Daniel. Phantom Animals

Cole, Babette. Mommy Laid An Egg

Cole, Joanna. Asking About Sex and Growing Up

Collier, James Lincoln, and Christopher Collier. Jump Ship to Freedom

Collier, James Lincoln, and Christopher Collier. My Brother Sam is Dead

Collier, James Lincoln, and Christopher Collier. With Every Drop of Blood

Cormier, Robert. The Chocolate War

Coupe, Peter. The Beginner’s Guide to Drawing Cartoons

Curtis, Christopher Paul. The Watsons Go to Birmingham—1963

Dahl, Roald. James and the Giant Peach

Dahl, Roald. The Witches

de Haan, Linda. King & King

DeClements, Barthe. Sixth Grade Can Really Kill You

Elliot, David. An Alphabet for Rotten Kids

Fierstein, Harvey. The Sissy Duckling

Fogelin, Adrian. My Brother’s Hero

Fox, Mem. Guess What?

Fox, Paula. The Slave Dancer

Garden, Nancy. Holly’s Secret

Geisel, Theodor Seuss. Hop on Pop: The Simplest Seuss for Youngest Use

Geisel, Theodor Seuss. If I Ran the Zoo

George, Jean Craighead. Julie of the Wolves

Gordon, Sharon. Cuba

Grove, Vicki. The Starplace

Hahn, Mary Downing. The Dead Man in Indian Creek

Hanford, Martin. Where’s Waldo?

Harper, Charise Mericle. Flashcards of My Life

Harper, Kathryn. Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs

Harris, Robie. It’s Perfectly Normal: Changing Bodies, Growing Up, Sex, and Sexual Health

Harris, Robie. It’s So Amazing!: A Book about Eggs, Sperm, Birth, Babies, and Families

Harris, Robie. Who’s In My Family?: All About Families (Let’s Talk About You and Me)

Henkes, Kevin. Olive’s Ocean

Henson, Jim. For Every Child a Better World

Hergé [Georges Remi]. Tintin in America

Hergé [Georges Remi]. Tintin in the Congo

Herthel, Jessica, and Jazz Jennings. I Am Jazz

Hill, Douglas Arthur. Witches and Magic-Makers

Homes, A.M. Jack

Ignatow, Amy. The Popularity Papers

Jukes, Mavis. It’s a Girl Thing: How to Stay Healthy, Safe and in Charge

Kehret, Peg. Stolen Children

Kellogg, Steven. Pinkerton, Behave!

Kilodavis, Cheryl. My Princess Boy: A Mom’s Story About a Young Boy Who Loves to Dress Up

Kotzwinkle, William, and Glenn Murray. Walter the Farting Dog

L’Engle, Madeleine. A Wrinkle in Time

Lewis, Richard, comp. There Are Two Lives: Poems by Children of Japan

Lindgren, Astrid. The Runaway Sleigh Ride

Lowry, Lois. Anastasia Krupnik series

Lowry, Lois. The Giver.

Madaras, Linda. What’s Happening to My Body? Book for Boys: A Growing-Up Guide for Parents & Sons

Madaras, Linda. What’s Happening to My Body? Book for Girls: A Growing-Up Guide for Parents & Daughters

Martin, Michael. Kurt Cobain

Mayle, Peter. Where Did I Come From?

Mercado, Nancy E., ed. Tripping Over the Lunch Lady and Other Short Stories

Merriam, Eve. Halloween ABC

Merriam, Eve. The Inner City Mother Goose

Mochizuki, Ken. Baseball Saved Us

Nelson, O.T. The Girl Who Owned a City

Newman, Leslea. Heather Has Two Mommies

Okimoto, Jean Davies, and Elaine M. Aoki. The White Swan Express: A Story About Adoption

Opie, Iona. I Saw Esau

Orgel, Doris. The Devil in Vienna

Pardi, Francesca, and Tullio F. Altan. Little Egg (Piccolo uovo)

Park, Barbara. Junie B. Jones (

Parr, Todd. The Family Book

Paterson, Katherine. Bridge to Terabithia

Paterson, Katherine. The Great Gilly Hopkins

Perritano, John. Amityville

Peters, Lisa Westberg. Our Family Tree: An Evolution Story

Pilkey, Dav. The Adventures of Super Diaper Baby: The First Graphic Novel

Pilkey, Dav. Captain Underpants series

Pittman, Gayle E. This Day in June

Polacco, Patricia. In Our Mothers’ House

Pullman, Philip. His Dark Materials series

Quinlan, Patricia. Tiger Flowers

Reavin, Sam. The Hunters Are Coming

Richardson, Justin, and Peter Parnell. And Tango Makes Three

Rodgers, Mary. Freaky Friday

Rosen, Lucy. I Am Bane

Rowling, J.K. Harry Potter series

Ruby, Laura. Lily’s Ghosts

Sachar, Louis. The Boy Who Lost His Face

Sachar, Louis. Marvin Redpost: Is He a Girl?

Schniedewind, Nancy. Open Minds to Equality: A Sourcebook of Learning Activities to Affirm Diversity and Promote Equity

Schreier, Alta. Vamos a Cuba ( A Vist to Cuba)

Schwartz, Alvin. And the Green Grass Grew All Around

Schwartz, Alvin. Cross Your Fingers, Spit in Your Hat

Schwartz, Alvin. Ghosts! Ghost Stories in Folklore

Schwartz, Alvin. Scary Stories series

Sendak, Maurice. In the Night Kitchen

Sherman, Josepha, and T.K.F. Weisskopf. Greasy Grimy Gopher Guts

Silverstein, Shel. A Light in the Attic

Smith, Jeff. Bone series

Snyder, Zilpha Keatley. The Egypt Game

Speare, Elizabeth George. The Sign of the Beaver

Steer, Dugald. Wizardology: The Book of the Secrets of Merlin

Stine, R.L. Goosebumps series

Stroud, Jonathan. The Amulet of Samarkand

Stroud, Jonathan. The Golem’s Eye

Stroud, Jonathan. Ptolemy’s Gate

Tamaki, Mariko, and Jillian Tamaki. This One Summer

Taylor, Mildred D. The Land

Taylor, Mildred D. Roll of Thunder, Hear My Cry

Telgemeier, Raina. Drama

Texier, Ophélie. Jean Has Two Moms (Jean a deux mamans)

Toriyama, Akira. Dragon Ball: The Monkey King

Willhoite, Michael. Daddy’s Roommate

Winter, Jeanette. The Librarian of Basra: A True Story from Iraq

Winter, Jeanette. Nasreen’s Secret School: A True Story from Afghanistan

Yep, Laurence. Dragonwings

Young Adult Books:

Adler, C.S. The Shell Lady’s Daughter

Alexie, Sherman. The Absolutely True Diary of a Part-Time Indian

Alva0rez, Julia. In the Time of the Butterflies

Anaya, Rudolfo A. Bless Me, Ultima

Anderson, Laurie Halse. Speak

Anderson, Laurie Halse. Twisted

Anderson, M.T. Feed

Angelou, Maya. I Know Why the Caged Bird Sings

Anonymous. Go Ask Alice

Asher, Jay. Thirteen Reasons Why

Atkins, Catherine. Alt Ed

Atkins, Catherine. When Jeff Comes Home

Atwood, Margaret. The Handmaid’s Tale

Barnes, Derrick. The Making of Dr. Truelove

Barron, T.A. The Great Tree of Avalon: Child of the Dark Prophecy

Baskin, Julia, Lindsey Newman, Sophie Pollitt-Cohen, and Courtney Toombs. The Notebook Girls: Four Friends, One Diary, Real Life

Bauer, Marion Dane. On My Honor

Bauer, Marion Dane, ed. Am I Blue? Coming Out from the Silence

Benioff, David. City of Thieves

Block, Francesca Lia. Baby Be-Bop

Block, Francesca Lia. Girl Goddess

Block, Francesca Lia. I Was a Teenage Fairy

Block, Francesca Lia. The Rose and the Beast: Fairy Tales Retold

Block, Francesca Lia. Witch Baby

Blume, Judy. Deenie

Blume, Judy. Forever

Blume, Judy. Here’s to You, Rachel Robinson

Blume, Judy. Tiger Eyes

Bode, Janet, and Stan Mack. Heartbreak and Roses: Real Life Stories of Troubled Love

Bower, Bert, and Jim Lobdell. History Alive! The Medieval World and Beyond

Boyle, T. Coraghessan. The Tortilla Curtain

Bradbury, Ray. Fahrenheit 451

Brashares, Ann. Forever in Blue, the Fourth Summer of the Sisterhood

Burgess, Melvin. Doing It

Card, Orson Scott. Ender’s Game

Cart, Michael. My Father’s Scar

Cast, P.C., and Kristin Cast. House of Night series

Chambers, Aidan. Dance on My Grave: A Life and Death in Four Parts

Chbosky, Stephen. The Perks of Being a Wallflower

Choldenko, Gennifer. Al Capone Does My Shirts

Clerc, Charles, and Louis Leiter, comp. Seven Contemporary Short Novels

Cohen, Susan, and Daniel Cohen. When Someone You Know is Gay

Clinton, Cathryn. A Stone in My Hand

Colasanti, Susane. When It Happens

Cole, Brock. The Facts Speak for Themselves

Cole, Brock. The Goats

Colfer, Eoin. The Supernaturalist

Collins, Suzanne. The Hunger Games Trilogy

Conly, Jane. Crazy Lady

Cooney, Caroline. The Face on the Milk Carton

Cooney, Caroline. The Terrorist

Cormier, Robert. After the First Death

Cormier, Robert. Beyond the Chocolate War

Cormier, Robert. Fade

Cormier, Robert. Heroes

Cormier, Robert. I Am the Cheese

Cormier, Robert. Tenderness

Cormier, Robert. We All Fall Down

Coville, Bruce. Am I Blue?

Cox, Elizabeth. Night Talk

Crawford, Brent. Carter Finally Gets It

Cruse, Howard. Stuck Rubber Baby

Crutcher, Chris. Athletic Shorts

Crutcher, Chris. Chinese Handcuffs

Crutcher, Chris. Deadline

Crutcher, Chris. In the Time I Get

Crutcher, Chris. Staying Fat for Sarah Byrnes

Crutcher, Chris. Whale Talk

Daldry, Jeremy. The Teenage Guy’s Survival Guide

Dandicat, Edwidge. Krik! Krak!

Danforth, Emily M. The Miseducation of Cameron Post

Davis, Deborah. My Brother Has AIDS

Davis, Jenny. Sex Education

Dawe, Ted. Into the River

Dawson, James. This Book is Gay

Dessen, Sarah. Just Listen

Deuker, Carl. On the Devil’s Court

Doctorow, Cory. Little Brother

Dorfman, Ariel. Death and the Maiden

Dorris, Michael. A Yellow Raft in Blue Water

Draper, Sharon M., and Adam Lowenbein. Romiette and Julio

Drill, Esther. Deal With It! A Whole New Approach to Your Body, Brain, and Life as a gURL

Duncan, Lois. Daughters of Eve

Duncan, Lois. Killing Mr. Griffin

Eleveld, Mark, ed. The Spoken Word Revolution: Slam, Hip Hop & the Poetry of a New Generation

Elish, Dan. Born Too Short: The Confessions of an Eighth-Grade Basket Case

Ellis, Elisabeth Gaynor, and Anthony Esler. World History

Ellison, Ralph. Invisible Man

Erlbach, Arlene. The Middle School Survival Guide

Ferris, Jean. Eight Seconds

Fitzgerald, F. Scott. The Great Gatsby

Forman, Gayle. Just One Day

Franco, Betsy. You Hear Me? Poems and Writings by Teenage Boys

Frank, Anne. Anne Frank: The Diary of a Young Girl

Frank, E.R. America: A Novel

Frank, E.R. Life is Funny

Freedom Writers. The Freedom Writers Diary: How a Teacher and 150 Teens Used Writing to Change Themselves and the World Around Them

Freymann-Weyr, Garret. My Heartbeat

Friend, Natasha. Lush

Gaiman, Neil. Neverwhere

Gaines, Ernest. The Autobiography of Miss Jane Pittman

Garden, Nancy. Annie on My Mind

Garden, Nancy. Good Moon Rising

Gardner, John. Grendel

Giles, Gail. Shattering Glass

Glenn, Mel. Who Killed Mr. Chippendale?

Going, K.L. Fat Kid Rules the World

Golding, William. Lord of the Flies

Gould, Steven. Jumper

Gray, Heather M., and Samantha Phillips. Real Girl/Real World: Tools for Finding Your True Self

Green, John. An Abundance of Katherines

Green, John. The Fault in Our Stars

Green, John. Looking for Alaska

Green, John. Paper Towns

Greene, Bette. The Drowning of Stephan Jones

Greene, Bette. Summer of My German Solidier

Haddix, Margaret Peterson. Don’t You Dare Read This, Mrs. Dunphrey

Halpern, Julie. Get Well Soon

Hartinger, Brent. Geography Club

Hautzig, Deborah. Hey Dollface

Heller, Joseph. Catch-22

Hernandez, Gilbert. Palomar: The Heartbreak Soup Stories

Heron, Ann. Two Teenagers in Twenty

Hinton, S.E. The Outsiders

Hinton, S.E. Taming the Star Runner

Hinton, S.E. Tex

Hinton, S.E. That Was Then, This is Now

Holliday, Laurel. Children in the Holocaust and World War II: Their Secret Diaries

Holmes, Melisa, and Trish Hutchison. Hang-ups, Hook-ups, and Holding Out: Stuff You Need to Know about Your Body, Sex, and Dating

Hopkins, Ellen. Crank

Hopkins, Ellen. Identical

Horowitz, Anthony. Snakehead

Hosseini, Khaled. The Kite Runner

Howe, James. Totally Joe

Huegel, Kelly. GLBTQ: The Survival Guide for Queer and Questioning Teens

Hurston, Zora Neale. Their Eyes Were Watching God

Hurwin, Davida. Time for Dancing

Huxley, Aldous. Brave New World

Hwa, Kim Dong. The Color of Earth series

Jahn-Clough, Lisa. Me, Penelope

Johnson, Maureen. The Bermudez Triangle

Jukes, Mavis. The Guy Book: An Owner’s Manual

Kehret, Peg. Abduction!

Kenan, Randall. James Baldwin

Keyes, Daniel. Flowers for Algernon

King, Stephen. Carrie

King, Stephen. Christine

Klause, Annette Curtis. Blood and Chocolate

Klein, Norma. Beginners’ Love

Klein, Norma. Family Secrets

Klein, Norma. Just Friends

Kleinbaum, N.H. Dead Poet’s Society

Knowles, Jo (Johanna Beth). Lessons from a Dead Girl

Koertge, Ron. Arizona Kid

Koertge, Ron. The Brimstone Journals

Koerge, Ron. Where the Kissing Never Stopped

Korman, Gordon. Jake Reinvented

Kuklin, Susan. Beyond Magenta: Transgender Teens Speak Out

LaCour, Nina. Hold Still

Larson, Rodger. What I Know Now

Lebert, Benjamin. Crazy: A Novel

Lee, Harper. To Kill a Mockingbird

Lester, Julius. When Dad Killed Mom

Levenkron, Steven. The Best Little Girl in the World

Levithan, David. Two Boys Kissing

Lipsyte, Robert. One Fat Summer

Locker, Sari. Sari Says: The Real Dirt on Everything from Sex to School

Lockhart, E. The Boy Book: A Study of Habits and Behaviors, Plus Techniques for Taming Them

London, Jack. The Call of the Wild

Lopez, Tiffany Ana. Growing Up Chicana/o

Loux, Matthew. SideScrollers

Lyga, Barry. I Hunt Killers

Lynch, Chris. Extreme Elvin

Lynch, Chris. The Iceman

Mackler, Carolyn. The Earth, My Butt, and Other Big, Round Things

Mackler, Carolyn. Love and Other Four Letter Words

Mackler, Carolyn. Tangled

Mackler, Carolyn. Vegan Virgin Valentine

Martin, W.K. Marlene Dietrich

Martinac, Paula. k.d. lang

Mazer, Harry. The Last Mission

McBain, Ed. Alice in Jeopardy

McCormick, Patricia. Cut

McCullers, Carson. The Member of the Wedding

McKissack, Fredrick, Jr. Shooting Star

McNally, John, ed. When I Was a Loser: True Stories of (Barely) Surviving High School by Today’s Top Writers

Mead, Richelle. Vampire Academy series

Meyer, Michael, ed. Bedford Introduction to Literature

Meyer, Stephenie. Twilight series

Morrison, Toni. Beloved

Morrison, Toni. The Bluest Eye

Morrison, Toni. Song of Solomon

Mungo, Raymond. Liberace

Myers, Walter Dean. Fallen Angels

Myers, Walter Dean. Hoops

Myracle, Lauren. ttyl; ttfn; l8r g8r series

Naylor, Phyllis Reynolds. Alice series

Nix, Garth. Shade’s Children

Nixon, Joan Lowery. Whispers from the Dead

Nunokawa, Jeff. Oscar Wilde

O’Brien, Sharon. Willa Cather

O’Brien, Tim. The Things They Carried

Oates, Joyce Carol. Sexy

Ockler, Sarah. Twenty Boy Summer

Oh, Minya. Bling: Hip Hop’s Crown Jewels

Orwell, George. 1984

Parish, James Robert. Whoopi Goldberg: Her Journey from Poverty to Mega-Stardom

Park, Barbara. Mick Harte Was Here

Parks, Gordon. The Learning Tree

Paulsen, Gary. Harris and Me

Peck, Robert Newton. A Day No Pigs Would Die

Pelzer, Dave. A Child Called It

Picoult, Jodi. Nineteen Minutes

Pike, Christopher. Bury Me Deep

Pike, Christopher. Chain Letter 2

Pike, Christopher. Die Softly

Pike, Christopher. Last Act

Pike, Christopher. The Listeners

Pike, Christopher. The Lost Mind

Pike, Christopher. The Midnight Club

Pike, Christopher. Remember Me 3

Pike, Christopher. The Star Group

Pike, Christopher. Witch

Plum-Ucci, Carol. The Body of Christopher Creed

Pomeroy, Wardell. Boys and Sex

Pomeroy, Wardell. Girls and Sex

Rapp, Adam. The Buffalo Tree

Reiss, Johanna. The Upstairs Room

Rennison, Louise. Angus, Thongs, and Full Frontal Snogging

Rennison, Louise. Knocked Out By My Nunga-Nungas

Rennison, Louise. On the Bright Side, I’m Now the Girlfriend of a Sex God: Further Confessions of Georgia Nicolson

Reynolds, Marilyn. Detour for Emmy

Riley, Andy. The Book of Bunny Suicides: Little Fluffy Rabbits Who Just Don’t Want to Live Anymore

Rivera, Tomas. And the Earth Did Not Devour Him

Rowell, Rainbow. Eleanor & Park

Salinger, J.D. The Catcher in the Rye

Sanchez, Alex. Rainbow Boys

Santiago, Esmeralda. When I Was Puerto Rican

Sapphire [Ramona Lofton]. Push

Satrapi, Marjane. Persepolis: The Story of a Childhood

Schouweiler, Thomas. The Devil: Opposing Viewpoints

Scott, Elizabeth. Living Dead Girl

Selzer, Adam. How to Get Suspended and Influence People

Shakespeare, William. Romeo and Juliet (No Fear Shakespeare)

Shusterman, Neal. Unwind

Sidhwa, Bapsi. Cracking India

Sittenfeld, Curtis. Prep: A Novel

Skloot, Rebecca. The Immortal Life of Henrietta Lacks

Smith, Lee. Fair and Tender Ladies

Smith, Patrick. A Land Remembered

Snyder, Jane McIntosh. Sappho

Sones, Sonya. One of Those Hideous Books Where the Moher Dies

Sones, Sonya. What My Mother Doesn’t Know

Sonnie, Amy, ed. Revolutionary Voices: A Multicultural Queer Youth Anthology

Speare, Elizabeth George. The Witch of Blackbird Pond

Spies, Karen Bornemann. Everything You Need to Know About Incest

St. Stephen’s Community House. The Little Black Book for Girlz: A Book on Healthy Sexuality

Steinbeck, John. The Grapes of Wrath

Steinbeck, John. Of Mice and Men

Stine, R.L. Double Date

Stokstad, Marilyn. Art History: Eighteenth to Twenty-First Century Art, Third Edition

Stone, Tanya Lee. A Bad Boy Can Be Good for a Girl

Srasser, Todd. Give a Boy a Gun

Summers, Courtney. Some Girls Are

Tarbox, Katherine. A Girl’s Life Online

Taylor, Mildred D. Mississippi Bridge

Touchette, Charleen. It Stops With Me: Memoir of a Canuck Girl

Trueman, Terry. Stuck in Neutral

Twain, Mark [Samuel L. Clemens]. The Adventures of Huckleberry Finn

Twain, Mark [Samuel L. Clemens]. The Adventures of Tom Sawyer

von Ziegesar, Cecily. Gossip Girl series

Walker, Alice. The Color Purple

Walker, Kate. Peter

Watkins, Yoko. So Far From the Bamboo Grove

Wersba, Barbara. Whistle Me Home

Williams-Garcia, Rita. Like Sisters on the Homefront

Wittlinger, Ellen. Sandpiper

Wolfe, Daniel. T.E. Lawrence

Wolff, Tobias. This Boy’s Life: A Memoir

Wood, Maryrose. Sex Kittens and Horn Dawgs Fall in Love

Wright, Richard. Native Son

WritersCorps. Paint Me Like I Am: Teen Poems

Zindel, Paul. The Pigman

Zwerman, Gilda. Martina Navratilova

Classics:

The Great Gatsby, by F. Scott Fitzgerald

The Catcher in the Rye, by J.D. Salinger

The Grapes of Wrath, by John Steinbeck

To Kill a Mockingbird, by Harper Lee

The Color Purple, by Alice Walker

Ulysses, by James Joyce

Beloved, by Toni Morrison

The Lord of the Flies, by William Golding

1984, by George Orwell

Lolita, by Vladmir Nabokov

Of Mice and Men, by John Steinbeck

Catch-22, by Joseph Heller

Brave New World, by Aldous Huxley

Animal Farm, by George Orwell

The Sun Also Rises, by Ernest Hemingway

As I Lay Dying, by William Faulkner

A Farewell to Arms, by Ernest Hemingway

Their Eyes Were Watching God, by Zora Neale Hurston

Invisible Man, by Ralph Ellison

Song of Solomon, by Toni Morrison

Gone with the Wind, by Margaret Mitchell

Native Son, by Richard Wright

One Flew Over the Cuckoo's Nest, by Ken Kesey

Slaughterhouse-Five, by Kurt Vonnegut

For Whom the Bell Tolls, by Ernest Hemingway

The Call of the Wild, by Jack London

Go Tell it on the Mountain, by James Baldwin

All the King's Men, by Robert Penn Warren

The Lord of the Rings, by J.R.R. Tolkien

The Jungle, by Upton Sinclair

Lady Chatterley's Lover, by D.H. Lawrence

A Clockwork Orange, by Anthony Burgess

The Awakening, by Kate Chopin

In Cold Blood, by Truman Capote

The Satanic Verses, by Salman Rushdie

Sophie's Choice, by William Styron

 Sons and Lovers, by D.H. Lawrence

Cat's Cradle, by Kurt Vonnegut

A Separate Peace, by John Knowles

Naked Lunch, by William S. Burroughs

Brideshead Revisited, by Evelyn Waugh

Women in Love, by D.H. Lawrence

The Naked and the Dead, by Norman Mailer

Tropic of Cancer, by Henry Miller

An American Tragedy, by Theodore Dreiser

Rabbit, Run, by John Updike

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The Most Beautiful Celebrity Irish Girls

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St. Patrick’s Day is all yr spherical if you’re surrounded with scorching Irish ladies. The beautiful girls right here salute all that’s inexperienced, which incorporates all the hottest girls of Celtic origin who make the world a greater, luckier place to stay. These are all Irish ladies and/or Scottish ladies who’ve Celtic blood working by their veins (who additionally occur to be sporting inexperienced, for luck.)

Pure redheads got additional factors, so have a inexperienced beer and revel in your journey by the strawberry blonde fields of the opposite facet of the pond, as a result of these actually are the sexiest ladies of Celtic descent.

Olivia Wilde

Olivia Wilde is without doubt one of the most well-known scorching girls of the second and, hey, additionally occurs to be of partially Irish descent, however most significantly was raised in Eire and even attended The Gaiety Faculty of Performing in Dublin, Eire.

Katy Perry

She’s Katy Perry. You recognize who Katy Perry is. Seems Katy Perry is of Irish, German, Portuguese, and English descent.

Olivia Munn

You would possibly know Olivia Munn from her years as co-host of “Assault of the Present” alongside Kevin Pereira, making nerds drool over her left and proper. As soon as she moved on from G4, the channel of re-runs, televised internet sequence, and Japanese game shows, she began making non-nerds drool too.

She’s half Chinese language and half Irish/German. So she’s of Irish descent, not quite a bit, however sufficient to be on this listing.

Zooey Deschanel

Zooey Deschanel looks like the type of woman that appears actually attainable, but is absolutely something however. She went from a profession in taking part in the lead woman’s finest pal in romantic comedies, to taking part in lead roles in Indie dramedies that just about turned her into the queen of hipsters.

Deborah Ann Woll

You solely know Deborah Ann Woll should you watched “True Blood.” She performs the loopy scorching, harmless, and simply corruptible vampire, Jessica.

Alyson Hannigan

Alyson Hannigan is one in every of Hollywood’s main girls. She is half Irish.

Rose Byrne

Rose Byrne is a purely Irish girl born in Australia. Her dad and mom are each atheists, but she describes herself as agnostic, which is completely different for an Irish lass, however that’s why all of us love her.

Mandy Moore

She is of Irish and Cherokee descent, is without doubt one of the most stunning girls on the planet, and ever since she was as profitable teen pop star within the ’90s, and he or she’s had a profitable movie profession.

Miley Cyrus

Singer and actress Miley Cyrus is of Irish respectable, imagine it or not.

Amy Adams

Amy Adams isn’t the lover that America wants proper now, however she is the lover we deserve.

You would possibly know her as the new assistant from American Hustle, or the rationale you retain having to persuade the blokes that Enchantedwas truly a reasonably good film.

Both approach, she’s been a daily at The Oscars since she caught her massive break with a nomination for Junebug, she’s thought of A Checklist expertise, and he or she all the time brings a little bit of sophistication to any movie.

Karen Gillan

For all of the “Physician Who” nerds on the market, right here is Karen Gillan, who’s of purely Scottish origin. She’s insanely scorching and is unquestionably essentially the most sexually-charged companion that The Physician (the primary character within the well-known sci-fi sequence that’s mainly Britain’s “Star Trek” – it’s utterly completely different, however has a historical past of over 50 years and is simply as beloved there as “Star Trek” is within the States.)

Katherine Heigl

Katherine Heigl is that superhot girl from the Judd Apatow flick Knocked Up. In the event you’re married, you already know her as Izzie from “Gray’s Anatomy.”

She’s of Irish descent and grew up in The Church of Jesus Christ of Latter Day Saints.

Bridget Moynahan

One of many few fully-Irish girls you see on exhibits often, Bridget Moynahan has a variety of Celtic cred in that she has two Irish dad and mom and even performed soccer as a toddler.

She’s a widely known mannequin and actress who you possibly can see in films like Coyote Ugly, Lord of War, and on exhibits like “Intercourse and the Metropolis,” “Blue Bloods,” and as one of many hottest NFL WAGs ever, as she dated Tom Brady for 2 years (and even had his child.)

Rose McGowan

One other purely Irish title, Ms. McGowan (and former Mrs. Marilyn Manson) is the daughter of Daniel McGowan, an Irish artist, and spent a variety of her childhood in Italy.

Laura Prepon

Coming from an Irish Catholic mom, Laura Prepon is the tall, Amazon-like Goddess from “That 70’s Present” and is at the moment Piper’s ex-girlfriend in “Orange Is The New Black.” Scorching.

Isla Fisher

One of many few pure redheads in Hollywood (resulting from her 100% Scottish lineage, you see) Isla Fisher shouldn’t be solely truly sensible and proficient, however truly married to Sascha Baron Cohen – and that man can just about have anybody he desires, so you already know she’s superior.

Megan Fox

Megan Fox is Irish (in addition to Native American) and makes up for not likely being in something by being the Armani spokes mannequin and being typically scorching on the planet.

Leighton Meester

Leighton Meester is really one of the best instance of why brunettes not solely sustain with blondes, however present them the door and kick them off a cliff typically. She’s Dutch and Irish.

Hilary Duff

Hilary Duff was on a present throughout her early life as a teen star known as “Lizzie McGuire” on the Disney Channel.

This Irish hottie has stayed surprisingly sane since whereas changing into a pop star, a mother, and a bonafide TV star.

Sarah Hyland

You would possibly know her as Haley Dunphy from one of many best new comedies of the previous few years, “Fashionable Household.”

She is Irish, Scottish, Dutch, and Welsh, proving that not solely is she Irish, however nearly absolutely Celtic.

Carey Mulligan

Carey Mulligan was nominated for an Academy Award and a Golden Globe her function in An Schooling (she gained the BAFTA). You may also know her as Daisy Buchanan from The Nice Gatsby.

Emma Roberts

A part of the Roberts clan (as in Julia Roberts), and due to this fact Irish, she joins her aunt on this rising listing of the most popular Irish ladies.

Rooney Mara

You recognize her because the ridiculously scorching alt-looking woman from the American model of Woman with the Dragon Tattoo, Nancy from the Nightmare on Elm Road remake, and as Mark Zuckerberg’s girlfriend from the start of The Social Community.

She blew up in 2011 and is without doubt one of the solely nearly-full-blooded Irish ladies on this listing.

Anne Hathaway

Anne Hathaway is an Oscar-winning actress finest recognized for “The Princess Diaries,” “Les Miserables,” and “Brokeback Mountain.”

Faye Reagan

You would possibly know this absolutely Irish magnificence from a few of her grownup movie work.

Lindsay Lohan

You recognize who Lindsay Lohan is: that little one actress from The Parent Trap and the star of the overrated pre-“30-Rock” Tina Fey film, Imply Women. She’s an actual piece of labor, but she’s a fantastic Irish lass.

Vanessa Hudgens

Vanessa Hudgens is that woman from Excessive Faculty Musical. She is of Irish and Native American descent.

Kristen Bell

Each nerd’s fantasy woman can be a Celtic Goddess born of Scottish descent.

Heather Graham

Heather Graham is from a primarily Irish household and comes from a protracted line of Celtic hotties along with her naturally curly, blonde hair.

Jenny McCarthy

Apart from having the very Celtic title, Jenny McCarthy is a bona fide star.

She got here from a Polish and Irish Catholic background and is a mannequin, a comic, an actress, an writer, a exercise guru, and an activist. She’s ridiculously well-rounded.

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TAZ Finale stuff

all of my thoughts from throughout the episode are gonna be here so HEAVY SPOILERS! also its super fucking long cuz this episode was amazing

-because thats the sex number!

-im listening to the ad reads and stuff thats usually in the middle since its at the beginnings just bc im nervous and its gonna make me cry cuz i just. love griffin 

-AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA OKAY HERE WE GO ITS STARTING AND IM STRESS

-hunger is a lorge boi

-”alright buddy, dance for me” I LOVE DAVENPORT

-is it john

-ITS JOHN

-OH NO JOHN I ACTUALLY FEEL BAD FOR HIM

-really taako 

-i fucking love these dorks so much

-YOUR FINAL BATTLE FUCK

-L E T S   R O L L   I N I T A T I V E

-beautiful owl song

-Mathias is Hedwig 

-beautiful bean damage

-cut things very good 

-this fucking badass sword i love it

-MAGNUS WANTS TO BE WITH HIS BOYS

-hachi machi thats a lot of damage 

-i wonder how many times they’ve said boy in this entire series 

-merle like. put razor blades in candy and gave it to john

-magnus is cool and im in love with him

-SIX ATTACKS IN ONE ROUND I LOVE FIGHTERS MAGNUS IS AWESOME AS HELL

-my current mood is griffin’s “fuck off” when travis says 92

-bye john

-wait what ok maybe not bye john

-whAT th e fck is happening griffin 

-GRIFFIN THE SWORD WHAT ARE YOU DOING G R I F F I N

-WHAT THE FUCK IS HAPPENING AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

-THIS MUSIC IS AMAZING I LOVE IT

-orbs orbs orbs orbs

-OH MY G O D WHAT THE HELL IS GOING ON

-the final john, john the destroyer of worlds

-OKAY THAT WAS SCARY HES NOT DEAD 

-travis calling them his boys makes me happy

-god someone’s gonna die this episode but HEY it won’t matter because theyre on the ship and thats how the ship works

-taako is scared aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

-ABRACA-FUCK YOU AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA I JUST GOT REALLY FUCKING EXCITED OH MY G O D 

-take that orbs

-hit that blue boy magnus

-take that blue orb

-taako not you too god damn it 

-god damn bosses and their bullshit im so scared

-naptime!

-oh no mom 

-what is happening what 

-pan!!! my boy!!!!!

-THANKS PAN YOU AMAZING GOD BOY

-oh s h i t 

-bringing in a character from another series jesus christ

-LIGHT HIM THE FUCK UP JOAQUIN 

-HELL YEAH I LOVE JOAQUIN

-I LOVE THIS 

-clint are you serious right now god damn it

-GARFIELD WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

-call griffin in do it you cowards

-garfield doesnt look like anything they just cant tell 

-garfield pulls out a gun

-oh not a gun a fucking grenade 

-R O S W E L L IM SO HAPPY MY FAVORITE !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! THEYRE HERE IM GONNA CRY

-i fucking love roswell i still love them im absolutely in love

-oh my GOD taako i love him hes amazing

-a time paradox get fucked

-i love these goobers

-SUMMON VOIDFISH!!!!!!!!!!!1 YES!!!! F I SH E R S 

-travis got so happy!!! oh my gosh!!! he was so concerned about them last episode and now he knows they’re safe and aaaaaaaa!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

-i love the voidfishes they are amazing 

-im so proud of these space jellies

-take that orbs

-honestly this music is beautiful i love it

-o h  n o the engine 

-o h n o the engine

-john goes AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

-”im not goin fuckin anywhere” I LOVE THIS

-holy shit griffin

-jesus christ dont make me feel bad for john this is gonna make me cry its so peaceful and nice like merle is the only friend john had and he wanted to spend his last moments with his only friend

-haha it looks lit 

-my mom i love her

-oh my god are you serious griffin fucking mcelroy 

-im half way through and ive cried once so i think we’re doing good

-istus!!!! oh my god!!!!!!! thank you goddess mom!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

-he wants to help lup!!!!! he cares about his sister so much!!!!!! goals!!!!!!!!

-ANGO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1 YOU GO KIDDO I LOVE YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

-HURLEY AND SALONE AND KLARG AND OH MY GO D YES FUCK IT UP GUYS!!!

-YOU’RE GOING TO BE AMAZING 

-AAAAAAAAAAAAA IM SO HAPPY G E R Y L 

-I LOVE THIS SO MUCH 

-IM IN LOVE WITH THIS EPISODE 

-scuttle buddy :D

-train train train train train 

-o shit the planes

-its griffin, himself, as a character

-oH MY GOD I WAS RIGHT I WAS JUST JOKING ARE YOU KIDDING ME

-its spirited away, like the movie 

-jeffandrew... jeffandrew...

-blupjeans hell yeah

-Im so proud of these kids

-ANGO MY SWEET BABY SON JUST HIS EXISTENCE MAKES ME TEAR UP I LOVE HIM SO MUCH

-this is sweet i love this 

-MAYOR CASSIDY AWWWWWW

-this is really beautiful i love it 

-awww ango is the top student im so proud of my son i love him

-davenport!!! my other dad!!! im proud of him too and im so happy for him!!!!!!

-Joyfully yous, Davenport

-lup and barry are working with taako’s bf and i love it thanks raven mom

-BACK SOON OH MY GOD STOP

-AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA LUP HAS A BODY AGAIN 

-“im about to smooch your fucking brains out, babe”

-good luck getting the fuckin bracers off 

-pringles!!!!!!! i love him what a good boy

-i love my actual mom Lucretia 

-the day of story and song

-twins cooking together my #aesthetic lup is roasting taako over his cooking

-these two are goals and i love them i love elf twins so much

-”what part of that sounds like i was joking”

-i love justin and taako so much they’re my faves

-taako is the best boy

-everyone is in house taako and wears taako t-shirts 

-ren my daughter im proud of her

-”i should mention my boyfriend is death...”

-barold 

-i want taako to cook for me

-awwwwwwwwwwwww krav and taako are so cute

-MY BOY! MY SON! THE LIGHT OF MY LIFE! HE’S TALLER NOW AND IM PROUD OF HIM!

-aww ango is so cute and i love him my sweet son he’s still the world’s greatest detective!

-TAAKO CALLED HIM LITTLE MAN THATS WHAT I CALL TUCKER THAT MAKES ME SO HAPPY 

-mavis and mookie!!! i love them kids!!!!!!!!! this is so cute!!!!

-merle taught kiddos and got closer to his kids that makes me so happy

-merle doesnt hear much from taako or magnus thats like, sad

-i love how many characters came back 

-governor merle highchurch

-he wants to be earl merle highchurch

-merlegartia ville

-i love mookie he’s so cute

-”you’re his hero you know” OKAY THANKS FOR RIPPING MY HEART OUT THAT WAS CUTE

-UNCLE TAAKO AND UNCLE MAGNUS AND AUNT LUP AND AUNT LUCRETIA AND UNCLE BARRY AND DAV

-pun’kin thats adorable

-AW THATS SO CUTE I LOVE THIS MERLE LOVES HIS KIDS SO MUCH

-wedding wedding wedDING WEDDING WEDDING WEDDING W E D D I N G  L E A S BI A N S

-this is so sweet im so happy i love this so much

-ango cries at weddings thats so sweet

-i love these characters!!! so much!!!

-subtle magnus. so very subtle 

-right hand man magnus is my favorite i love

-magnus has a school too and DOG TRAINER YAY 

-HE TRAINS SERVICE DOGS!! I LOVE 

-HE NAMED HIS DOG JOHANN IM CRYING IM ACTUALLY CRYING RIGHT NOW

-okay griffin how about go fuck yourself? 

-i love the few seconds of silence after griffin asks “how does magnus die”

-oh my lord im crying harder now this is such fucking bullshit what the hell guys

-god dont bring grown up angus into this shit what the fuck griffin 

-im actually sobbing over this oh my lord

-travis is clearly crying you can hear it in his voice

-OH NO DO NOT BRING JULIA INTO THIS

-BITCH DO N O T

-god i dont like hearing travis cry 

-im actually like sobbing over this 

-oh my god the music 

-oh my lor d st  o p it hurts its so cute i love magnus so much i love him and julia and the dogs and i love travis so sos os os os o much 

-THE MOST BEAUTIFUL ELF IM LIKE 100% NOT OKAY RIGHT NOW THIS HURTS SO BAD

-carey my sweet girl i love her

-”im gonna streak my fuckin eyeliner” “give me a hug lizard girl” “dont fuckin call me that. i’m a proud dragonborn” 

-i love the lesbians i love everyone in this god damn podcast

-fisher :D

-love them voidfish

-aw they all cried that warms my heart 

-honestly that was so beautiful??????

-travis hasnt urinated in three years confirmed 

-so thats it. thats the end. im glad it ended how it did, i really liked that. 

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St. Patrick’s Day is all yr spherical if you’re surrounded with scorching Irish ladies. The beautiful girls right here salute all that’s inexperienced, which incorporates all the hottest girls of Celtic origin who make the world a greater, luckier place to stay. These are all Irish ladies and/or Scottish ladies who’ve Celtic blood working by their veins (who additionally occur to be sporting inexperienced, for luck.)

Pure redheads got additional factors, so have a inexperienced beer and revel in your journey by the strawberry blonde fields of the opposite facet of the pond, as a result of these actually are the sexiest ladies of Celtic descent.

Olivia Wilde

Olivia Wilde is without doubt one of the most well-known scorching girls of the second and, hey, additionally occurs to be of partially Irish descent, however most significantly was raised in Eire and even attended The Gaiety Faculty of Performing in Dublin, Eire.

Katy Perry

She’s Katy Perry. You recognize who Katy Perry is. Seems Katy Perry is of Irish, German, Portuguese, and English descent.

Olivia Munn

You would possibly know Olivia Munn from her years as co-host of “Assault of the Present” alongside Kevin Pereira, making nerds drool over her left and proper. As soon as she moved on from G4, the channel of re-runs, televised internet sequence, and Japanese game shows, she began making non-nerds drool too.

She’s half Chinese language and half Irish/German. So she’s of Irish descent, not quite a bit, however sufficient to be on this listing.

Zooey Deschanel

Zooey Deschanel looks like the type of woman that appears actually attainable, but is absolutely something however. She went from a profession in taking part in the lead woman’s finest pal in romantic comedies, to taking part in lead roles in Indie dramedies that just about turned her into the queen of hipsters.

Deborah Ann Woll

You solely know Deborah Ann Woll should you watched “True Blood.” She performs the loopy scorching, harmless, and simply corruptible vampire, Jessica.

Alyson Hannigan

Alyson Hannigan is one in every of Hollywood’s main girls. She is half Irish.

Rose Byrne

Rose Byrne is a purely Irish girl born in Australia. Her dad and mom are each atheists, but she describes herself as agnostic, which is completely different for an Irish lass, however that’s why all of us love her.

Mandy Moore

She is of Irish and Cherokee descent, is without doubt one of the most stunning girls on the planet, and ever since she was as profitable teen pop star within the ’90s, and he or she’s had a profitable movie profession.

Miley Cyrus

Singer and actress Miley Cyrus is of Irish respectable, imagine it or not.

Amy Adams

Amy Adams isn’t the lover that America wants proper now, however she is the lover we deserve.

You would possibly know her as the new assistant from American Hustle, or the rationale you retain having to persuade the blokes that Enchantedwas truly a reasonably good film.

Both approach, she’s been a daily at The Oscars since she caught her massive break with a nomination for Junebug, she’s thought of A Checklist expertise, and he or she all the time brings a little bit of sophistication to any movie.

Karen Gillan

For all of the “Physician Who” nerds on the market, right here is Karen Gillan, who’s of purely Scottish origin. She’s insanely scorching and is unquestionably essentially the most sexually-charged companion that The Physician (the primary character within the well-known sci-fi sequence that’s mainly Britain’s “Star Trek” – it’s utterly completely different, however has a historical past of over 50 years and is simply as beloved there as “Star Trek” is within the States.)

Katherine Heigl

Katherine Heigl is that superhot girl from the Judd Apatow flick Knocked Up. In the event you’re married, you already know her as Izzie from “Gray’s Anatomy.”

She’s of Irish descent and grew up in The Church of Jesus Christ of Latter Day Saints.

Bridget Moynahan

One of many few fully-Irish girls you see on exhibits often, Bridget Moynahan has a variety of Celtic cred in that she has two Irish dad and mom and even performed soccer as a toddler.

She’s a widely known mannequin and actress who you possibly can see in films like Coyote Ugly, Lord of War, and on exhibits like “Intercourse and the Metropolis,” “Blue Bloods,” and as one of many hottest NFL WAGs ever, as she dated Tom Brady for 2 years (and even had his child.)

Rose McGowan

One other purely Irish title, Ms. McGowan (and former Mrs. Marilyn Manson) is the daughter of Daniel McGowan, an Irish artist, and spent a variety of her childhood in Italy.

Laura Prepon

Coming from an Irish Catholic mom, Laura Prepon is the tall, Amazon-like Goddess from “That 70’s Present” and is at the moment Piper’s ex-girlfriend in “Orange Is The New Black.” Scorching.

Isla Fisher

One of many few pure redheads in Hollywood (resulting from her 100% Scottish lineage, you see) Isla Fisher shouldn’t be solely truly sensible and proficient, however truly married to Sascha Baron Cohen – and that man can just about have anybody he desires, so you already know she’s superior.

Megan Fox

Megan Fox is Irish (in addition to Native American) and makes up for not likely being in something by being the Armani spokes mannequin and being typically scorching on the planet.

Leighton Meester

Leighton Meester is really one of the best instance of why brunettes not solely sustain with blondes, however present them the door and kick them off a cliff typically. She’s Dutch and Irish.

Hilary Duff

Hilary Duff was on a present throughout her early life as a teen star known as “Lizzie McGuire” on the Disney Channel.

This Irish hottie has stayed surprisingly sane since whereas changing into a pop star, a mother, and a bonafide TV star.

Sarah Hyland

You would possibly know her as Haley Dunphy from one of many best new comedies of the previous few years, “Fashionable Household.”

She is Irish, Scottish, Dutch, and Welsh, proving that not solely is she Irish, however nearly absolutely Celtic.

Carey Mulligan

Carey Mulligan was nominated for an Academy Award and a Golden Globe her function in An Schooling (she gained the BAFTA). You may also know her as Daisy Buchanan from The Nice Gatsby.

Emma Roberts

A part of the Roberts clan (as in Julia Roberts), and due to this fact Irish, she joins her aunt on this rising listing of the most popular Irish ladies.

Rooney Mara

You recognize her because the ridiculously scorching alt-looking woman from the American model of Woman with the Dragon Tattoo, Nancy from the Nightmare on Elm Road remake, and as Mark Zuckerberg’s girlfriend from the start of The Social Community.

She blew up in 2011 and is without doubt one of the solely nearly-full-blooded Irish ladies on this listing.

Anne Hathaway

Anne Hathaway is an Oscar-winning actress finest recognized for “The Princess Diaries,” “Les Miserables,” and “Brokeback Mountain.”

Faye Reagan

You would possibly know this absolutely Irish magnificence from a few of her grownup movie work.

Lindsay Lohan

You recognize who Lindsay Lohan is: that little one actress from The Parent Trap and the star of the overrated pre-“30-Rock” Tina Fey film, Imply Women. She’s an actual piece of labor, but she’s a fantastic Irish lass.

Vanessa Hudgens

Vanessa Hudgens is that woman from Excessive Faculty Musical. She is of Irish and Native American descent.

Kristen Bell

Each nerd’s fantasy woman can be a Celtic Goddess born of Scottish descent.

Heather Graham

Heather Graham is from a primarily Irish household and comes from a protracted line of Celtic hotties along with her naturally curly, blonde hair.

Jenny McCarthy

Apart from having the very Celtic title, Jenny McCarthy is a bona fide star.

She got here from a Polish and Irish Catholic background and is a mannequin, a comic, an actress, an writer, a exercise guru, and an activist. She’s ridiculously well-rounded.

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