#Jozz pods

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Me and the eldritch entity I pulled by being a blind asshole

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Pretty...boy...lady? Long dress...long hair... hgggsjsosnsdowcd8egsoxv

if drawing jon pretty was a crime id be given a life sentence

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Me and the arrogant detective I pulled by giving him MY NAME, WHICH IS A VERY IMPORTANT PART OF MY IDENTITY THAT COULD GET ME KILLED

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Holy shit S2 Paranoid Jon is SO FUNNY. Especially when he's being suspicious of Martin lmaooooooo

Jon: OMG YOU ARE A MURDERER!!!!! WDYM "IF THE OTHERS FIND OUT I'VE BEEN LYING"

Martin: im so sorry I lied on my resume cus i really wanted this job

Jon: Excusemewhat 😃

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Just started listening to Malevolent for 3 minutes, the guy with the slightly demonic voice is kinda hilarious

"Arthur. ARTHUR! I have your eyes now. So you're gonna shut the FUCK UP."

I thought he was going to be a calm, mysterious evil guy, so hearing him snap was funny

Arthur is terrified though

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Kayne

malevolent but birds

character bird key:

Arthur - collared dove

John - common starling

Butcher - loggerhead shrike

Noel - grey catbird

Kayne - giant petrel

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I love Kayne btw, he is so unhinged and just downright evil. In a fun way.

Also

"You want him"

"You want him back"

"You only have eyes for him"

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Just started Sherlock & Co.

Jeeeesussss John is such an awkward wreck

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I love John "Aruhther" Doe and Jon "Mahtin" Sims

Gay mofos

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I feel like you can already cross out "big divorce", they have one literally every episode lmao

Arthur doodles and bingo card for tomorrow night. Subject to change right up until 8pm. I’m not prepared.

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Wow very very lazy concept sketch of Arthur

He has a star earring!!!! John has a matching star crown :)

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Holy shit malevolent episodes are getting longer and longer 🙏🙏🙏🙏

The fans are blessed 🙌 😇

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JOHN DOE

SCREAMING

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WAIT WHAT

I just finished ep 20???? Did I miss something I didn't hear this

Someone tell me when this happened

What I mean: "You only have eyes for him!" is my favorite line in malevolent (on par with "I will not let you drown." even) because as clever-written lines usually are, it works on a metaphorical level, yes, but also on a very literal one; Arthur said himself that he had nothing and nobody else but John, all his loved ones are dead, his life is ruined, if he loses him too then what reason is there left for him to keep on living? Arthur also needs John both on a physical and almost spiritual level to stay alive, John sees for Arthur to keep them both from dying, but Arthur have mortal eyes for John to see through for the first time, to grow and change... that is, technically, Arthur's only purpose in this story. He cannot have his sight back because then he would truly have nothing else, those eyes are only for John now. But Arthur living for John (and ironically dying for him too) isnt completely selfless devotion because Arthur is DETERMINED to survive no matter what, no matter what happens to him, and he needs John for that, both as his sight and his purpose, so of COURSE he wants him back, but just how much of that desire is out of genuine love for John as a person, or out of Arthur's own self-interest to stay alive because deep down he KNOWS he is nothing without him, is unclear, possibly (or even most likely) to even Arthur himself. And much of all of that thought process must be the same on John's end. This is the delicious definition of codependency. And the second meaning of that phrase is that "only having eyes for someone" is often used in a romantic way, and Kayne obviously says it in a mocking taunting manner, but Arthur's and John's relationship is physically impossible in nature, the act of sharing a singular body cannot realistically exist and thus I find it hard to categorize their dynamic as purely platonic or purely romantic, it is something else entirely that is pretty hard to pin down personally, if its even possible at all, and if I even WANT TO at all, but I take huge comfort in knowing that there is love there. There IS, undefinable and undeniable, love there. And that makes it fascinating to witness, analyze, and follow it along. What an incredibly well-written story and I'm so glad I decided to give it a listen.

What I say: hhnghnhhgNghhhnggHGNggn ghnggnhhHggnhG hgnHGNHHNGgnh gngHGNgn 🏳️‍🌈gay people🏳️‍🌈?????????

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When the guy you're in a qpr with doesn't wanna talk to you and he starts trusting another person:

Jealous

adjective

adjective: jealous

feeling or showing an envious resentment of someone or their achievements, possessions, or perceived advantages.

"He was always jealous of Oscar"

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Oscar is literally "I can fix him" lmao