#Joshua Ruben

[kevinvoncrastenburg]

Uberhood (63) - Bubbler & Ruben - Beare

Fresh out of college Ty Bubbler is enjoying his life as an adult. He rented an apartment Downtown and is working as a Drive Through Clerk in the culinary career. Right now he's busy working on his reputation to become the "Don Lothario of Downtown" Good for him, I guess. 🤷🏼‍♂️

Ty met Hannah Bell at the local café. He wants to get to know her better.. well good luck Ty. Everybody around Uberhood knows (or should know) that Hannah Bell is trouble. We'll see how this unfolds.

In the apartment above, Joshua Ruben & Kevin Beare are living in a flatshare. While Joshua is busy meeting with old college flames..

Poor Kevin has to do the cooking and cleaning. He also recently got demoted from his job as a Fast Food Shift Manager. He now has the same job as his neighbor from downstairs, Ty Bubbler.

And if that were not bad enough, he was home alone when a burglar decided to break in to their apartment. 😂

Although Kevin was fast enough to notify the police, the burglar was able to escape after a turbulent pursuit down the stairs. It was very entertaining to watch ngl. 😂

[incorrectpremadequotes]

Joshua Ruben: Without you, Ashley, we're just three idiots who live together. Kevin Beare: You make us a family. Ashley Pitts: Well I'm the cool rebel brother, of course... Castor Nova: No, you're the mom. Kevin Beare: Yeah. Joshua Ruben: Definitely the mom. Castor Nova: Look, Ashley, if you come back to us, I'll let you clean my room. Ashley Pitts: Deal.

[plumbogs]

whatever man

oh. so this is who it was (i forgot to check forever). we are not letting dina drink anymore this was a horrible move on her part

Ashley was invisible for the first part of the day, which is interesting of him.

Because Puck was sent into the void ages ago, I guess I'll let this happen even though Hermia could probably do better? Joshua has always been loyal and perfectly acceptable at least. He needs new clothes but I keep forgetting to make him buy more. As always, taking a Capp on a date summons the whole family to wander the lot.

HER UNCLE STOLE HER FUCKING BURGER!! toxic as fuck... let my girl enjoy her dinner

she's fine with this though. Ashley did fuck all this day besides work (he did become visible again after work so whatever).

[lurking-lilibeth]

William says they should get new stuff for themselves, and so off Nervous goes to a clothing store. He establishes new connections, some good, some not so much, and of course, can't resist a hex or two.

Nervous: What a nice six-pack you have there. It would be such a shame if something... were to happen to it.

Seen in town: Newton Bell being hopelessly (literally) charmed by Zoe Ottomas. Sorry, Newt, she's already taken and likes girls.

[wickedjr89gaming]

I had no idea Joshua was there and Alicia asked Dixie on a date while there... which made Joshua, who Alicia was cheating on Dixie with, come and slap her. When they were both knowingly cheating on someone else with each other. The nerve.

Dixie didn't care too much surprisingly. She just doesn't want there to be any secrets. Alicia agreed and they continued their date.

[anton-petrov]

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Uberhood overview 2023:

Don is nowhere near finished causing relationship problems on purpose, this time breaking up his neighbors Joshua and Tiffany. Unfortunately for him, Joshua didn't appear to be looking for anything serious at this time.

[lodgersims]

Back at the apartment, Martin suddenly passed the fuck out. Despite being a freshie, he still managed to get smaaaaashed. Which Josh thinks is very funny, but Allegra is rightfully worried about.

But despite thinking it's super hilarious, Josh decided to stick around the rest of the night. Just in case.

When Martin woke up the next morning, he was surprised to find he'd been moved to the couch. And Josh was there.

Joshua: Hey bro, I got class in an hour, so imma head out. Glad you're not dead.

[torresaul]

LET’S FUCKING GOOOOOOO MY BOYS🫶🏾🫶🏾🫶🏾🫶🏾🫶🏾 I’M SO PROUD OF THEM😭😭😭💜 BAYINDIR WHAT A PERFORMANCE!!!! ZIRKZEE🥹🥹😁😁😁😁

[ugartecoco]

not a single brain cell between them

[unitedbydevils]

Match Review: Manchester United 0-2 Newcastle United

Shit defending, shit chance creation, shit energy... but thank god for Kobbie Mainoo and Leny Yoro.

United started the game dreadfully and just FOUR MINUTES IN a Newcastle attack down their left flank with Lewis Hall let the left back free to cross inch-perfect into the box for Isak to nod home. Top finish, top assist, but the fault lies with United rather than being excellence from Newcastle.

Why was Mazraoui tucked in as RWB towards the RCB position when United tracked back? Go to the man!

Why did Maguire not jump for the ball?

If Maguire didn't because he felt there was no pressure, why did Martinez not call out that Isak was there?

15 minutes later and more of the same nonsense happened: Antony Gordon down the left flank, unpressured by Mazraoui til too late, swings a lovely cross into the middle of the box for Joelinton to tuck into the net, with a scrambling Martinez clinging on to his shoulder trying to wrestle in on the leap for the ball. Poor. Poor awareness, poor positioning, poor result.

United had their moments, with Mainoo putting Casemiro through unchallenged to hit an awful attempt on goal. Hojlund also came close to scoring at the far post, Leny Yoro nodded just wide off a corner shortly after he was subbed on, and Harry Maguire headed off the post to the despair of United fans with our one shot on target for the night. Tragic.

The frustration is that even playing so poorly to start with, United didn't look out of the game. The problem was that we didn't look like scoring either, and that stalemate was down to Newcastle relaxing than them having "been lucky" for their goals.

In the 33rd minute, manager Ruben Amorim substituted Joshua Zirkzee for Kobbie Mainoo - a move that made a huge difference to United's ability to hold the ball and to win it back. Kobbie has been a little off the boil of late but this was a very solid performance; not a worldie or a great showing, but a good performance in the face of nearly everyone else being abjectly shit. Same goes for Leny Yoro and kind of Andre Onana. That's it. Everyone else was bloody useless.

Rasmus Hojlund in particular was poor, which is why I feel sorry for Zirkzee. One is meant to be a goalscorer, one is a creator type. I can see why Zirkzee was benched for Mainoo, but Rasmus could have been taken another day. He was clumsy in duels when trying to be strong, and generally outwitted by Schar. He couldn't barge past with athletic prowess but his movement was poor and his control was so-so. He'd benefit from being backup to a more prolific CF to learn from their game and develop his own over time. He's very promising, but at present I worry he'll be another Elanga; ran into the ground, judged too harshly, sold on, and then allowed to flourish elsewhere at our expense. He's too expensive to do that with. We must work with him.

Tangentially, I also didn't like the booing/cheering shit as the Dutchman left (rumoured to have cried down the tunnel and returned after he composed himself). We're playing shit and he's part of that, it's true, but we don't single out individuals unless they do something truly bad (ala Greenwood).

The positives then (a short section unsurprisingly).

Mainoo brought a lot of control to midfield, and composure to our tempo.

Yoro was a lot better than Martinez, and should start versus Liverpool on Sunday.

Onana didn't fuck up, even though he conceded twice.

No injuries.

United actually had better possession and passing accuracy than Newcastle, we just can't attack or defend aside that lmao.

The misery continues. A cack December, and we start 2025 with away trips to Liverpool in the league and Arsenal in the FA Cup. The only vague positive is that both Bruno and Ugarte are back from suspension, and if Kobbie's refound his form... maybe midfield fires back. Maybe.

Still, stock up on biscuits, booze, feel good films... loan a friend's pet dog... just look after yourselves, because it'll get worse before it gets better.

[lydiamaya]

Take a bit of happiness and love with you today and take care ❤. Remember you're loved and worth every moment you spend in this world. You can do this, I believe in you <3

[kundayy]

[plumbogs]

angry guy has won college EVERYBODY CHEER

he's too tall for the special event camera... everyone be sad for tybalt. except mercutio did pose with him :)

Ty and Joshua also graduated, so now the frat is all Monty brothers and has some serious recruiting to do.

[lurking-lilibeth]

Kyle meets with his buddy Brad Burb at Strange Comics, a new geek store.

Seen in town: Joshua Ruben being admired by fans of his sports team.

[wickedjr89gaming]

Tiffany with Martin and Joshua Ruben...