#Josh still wins as Jericho’s beanpole though ❤️
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Cage nerfed simon from ben’s height to 5’11 bc he couldn’t handle the sheer power of Markus looking down at Simon’s printed diagnostic after forcing him to sit in Jericho’s medbay for a well-awaited physical (is actively falling apart) and reading the date of his model to discover simon is fucking 6’2 and just has the worst posture known to man
#the day simon stands straight is the day the moon fucking crashes into Detroit#contrarily Markus being squashed down from Jesse’s height is also funny QD really didn’t want short king markus compared to that white boy#Josh still wins as Jericho’s beanpole though ❤️#dbh#dbh simon#dbh markus#simarkus
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