#Jose Burromuerto

[constellaj]

put jose in ridonculous race. watch him and the ice dancers try to kill each other. ruin alejandro's life.

[burromuerrto]

Umm first post :: José doodles from a month or so ago 🥊 My art looks better now tbh, I'll post recent stuff later

⬆️ This design in particular is by @/number1lilithfan on TikTok

And a whiteboard thing. As a treat. (I have A Lot. Of these)

[klooq]

More nightmare josé stuff cause yk yk why not

Oh yeah and its my bday chat (0606)

[s1lverd4sh]

Quick sketch of this weasel looking ass

[someonestolemymacandcheese]

Hi to the 7 José fans. He's so ugly I love him

[sonkoeee]

these burros 🫏.....

[mirrorofliterature]

jose, teasing alejandro: this is all normal and good sibling banter. we're having so much fun! I love my brother :)

alejandro: I hope jose burns in hell.

[sadamitusw]

"Look, I draw a dark, fucked up, older and abusively evil version of Alejandro from total drama...welcome to my dark fantasy world of characters design..."

josé posting

[assistant-of-drama]

Total Drama AU, where before World Tour happens, Noah and Alejandro had become best friends, because Noah (when he was Chris' assistant) mistook Alejandro's brother as someone who is old...

Alejandro: Jose truly is the worst.

Noah: I agree he seems like a dirtbag, although it's a bit disrespectful to call your father by his first name.

Alejandro: (chokes on air) Wha- What?!

Noah: Oh wait, that wasn't your dad? Is Jose your uncle or something?

Alejandro: (wheezing out laughter) How- How old do you think Jose is?!

Noah: ... I guess probably as old as Chris.

Alejandro: (cackling hysterically) That's my brother and he's only 2 years older than me!

Noah: What?! Only two years?!?

Alejandro: (laughing so hard, that he's crying) ¡Este es literalmente el mejor día de mi vida!

[ratato0ey]

Yea but to be real, I kinda head canoned the whole burromuerto family just from Jose and Alejandro(.)

Like the trend, Jose is goin to be workin out, doin all that toxic masculinity stuff and maybe bullying, pickin on a few peeps cuz he’s tall and large(kind of like Duncan in a way) but he’s also really straight out stereotypical “Tough guy/hardcore”.

But Alejandro, one the other hand does have quite a feminine flair, he certainly has that tenderness, and exquisite implicit feel, gentleman(probably because he spends a lot of time with his mommy in my headcanon)

Their dad has very high hopes for Jose, personally upbringing him and educating him as the family heir. Which means additional hopes and strict requirements. Jose mostly lives up to this, therefore papa burromuerto doesn’t intervene as much with his other sons life and education. He figures he might’ve been a bit too strict with Jose, so he hopes his other sons could live a free and laidback life, since all the big matters were mostly taken care of.

But Alejandro has very high standards for himself, and hopes that his father might see him the same way as he sees Jose, so he proves himself every chance that he gets. Although he excels in almost everything, his father is quite impressed but feels that since most of the big stuff is already taken care of, and that Jose is older, Alejandro’s dad still only mostly talks to Jose and has heart to hearts and stuff since Jose is the oldest child and the family’s future breadwinner. Jose knows exactly what his younger brother is up too and he doesn’t quite take it , they prank on each other and fight and stuff a lot

Yeah I don’t really buy the “toxic relationship traumatized “thing

Also yeah, this is my headcanon of Carlos⬆️

he isn’t too caught up in the Al-Jose drama, he’s laidback just like your usual third child. Isn’t too involved in family matters either, mostly cares about soccer.

Ps:oh yeah the reason I said that Alejandro’s mom said that “no Spanish” is because I read somewhere that if u want ur child to be bilingual, you need to have “language barriers” which means that if they are in a Spanish environment at school, speak English to him at home and let him watch English shows so that he has been influenced by both English and Spanish stuff(also that’s probably when he started watching total drama) and I think with their dad being a diplomat, their family probably has this weird elite education

Edit: now I call this erm, headcanon-ey AU-ey thing Burromuerto Babbles(will be updating)

[boat-of-losers]

What I Liked About Total Drama All Stars

Mike using a long stick to push himself to the Hotel and back

Lightning and Duncan having to pull Scott off of the rock in episode one

And being unsuccessful

✨Alejandro’s entrance✨

Lightning.

Why are there so many leeches this season? It’s like, a whole thing

“Back home we have a special way to cross these bridges” *proceeds to scream the entire way across*

The Heroic Hamsters domesticating Duncan

Aleheather.

Alejandro dunking on José

Duncan blowing up Chris’ mansion cottage

Cameron using Scott as bait for a shark based motor

*looking at a clod of dirt with big, sad eyes* “You’ll never cheat on me, will you?”

*Megaphone* “HEATHER?! CAN YOU HEAR ME?!”

“Anyone?” *drops her immediately*

[constellaj]

multiverse au burromuerto grouping. in the stands to mock carlos specifically

[burromuerrto]

A game of soccer with Carlos and his little bro :: Another old drawing🥊

José hates Carlos too (in my eyes)

I have a whole explanation for it off to the side but I can't find the OG ss & I'm too lazy to type it out so you can just guess why for now smh

Edit: Ugh I was rushing and somehow marked this as for mature audiences. It's not.

[klooq]

Maybe alejandros dream was a sight

Yall liked the last one so here we go 😔

[camerzzz20]

The ship “Alejose” actually brings me in so much disgust, tears, and sweat to the point where I can’t even try to talk of how much I hate it a formal way.

THEY ARE BROTHERS?? WHY ARE YOU SHIPPING BROTHERS?? ITS A PROSHIP. A PROSHIP. PROSHIP. WHAT IS NOT GETTING THROUGH YOUR HEAD??

IM GENUINELY TWEAKING.

WHATS NEXT?? ALL OF THE THREE BROTHERS IN A POLY RELATIONSHIP?? THE WHOLE FAMILY DATING??

ACTUALLY SO DISGUSTING. I CANNOT.

[alphaclxwn]

bubble bath josé i need you in a carnal fashion