#Jordan the Gingerbread Boy

[the-ultimate-squish]

[multi-fandom-imagine]

Are they on the Naughty List? Or have they’ve been good all year?Well that’s for you to decide.

Start:November 12

End: December 31

«timeline»

◇ day 1-7: {Nov 12-18}

Day 1: Luis Sera - Ice Skating

Day 2: Carlos Oliveira - “I can’t believe you did that to Santa…”

Day3: Raiden - “I made you some hot cocoa.”

Day 4: Peter Parker - we were going to a Christmas party but fuck if you don’t just look sinful in red, and you know what? Fuck that Christmas party || Insomniac Peter ||

Day5:Goro Takemura- Dancing In The Snow

Day 6:Johhny Cage-Sucking on a Candy Cane

Day 7: Peter Quill- “are you really playing christmas music already? it’s barely november”

◇ day 8-14: {Nov 19-25}

Day 8:Gale Dekarios-Watching the snowfall from inside a cosy house

Day 9:Sam Drake-“Carmel apples, leaves falling down. What could better then November?” “I don’t know maybe fucking June?”

Day 10:Peter Parker -we got a little too carried away with the Christmas lights, and now suddenly my hands are bound with the lights and oh my god are we about to have sex? || Insomniac Peter ||

Day 11:Nathan Drake- it’s holiday dinner with your family, and oh Jesus where are your hands going?

Day 12:Peter Parker-“Do you need help hanging up the Christmas lights?” || MCU verse ||

Day 13: Peter Parker-“HAPPY NOVEMBER!” “No one wishes anyone a happy November.” “Well I just did.”|| MCU verse ||

Day 14:Tadashi Hamada-one lending the other their scarf to keep them warm.

◇ day 15-21 {Nov 26-Dec 2}

Day 15:Jacob Seed-Handing their S/O a positive pregnancy test with a sprig of holly and a note reading ‘Merry Christmas’

Day 16:Spencer Reid-Baking holiday cookies.

Day 17:Alejandro Vargas-Reader wearing nothing but a Santa hat

Day 18:Loki-A naughty sleigh ride || Exhibitionism sex ||

Day 19:Alex Casey-Build A snowman.

Day 20:Chris Redfield-“Let’s do something that puts us on the naughty list.”

Day 21:Mike Schmidt-Santa Baby: reader has decided to dress as Mrs. Claus for a little more “adult” Christmas fun. Oh boy!

◇ day 22-28 {Dec 3 -9}

Day 22:Matt Murdock-I picked you for secret Santa but I wrapped the wrong box so now I’ve given you a very festive sex toy, and oh my god this is so embarrassing

Day 23:Halsin-“Breasts/thighs are my favorite part to nibble on.”

Day 24:Miguel O’Hara-“You know, tying the legs together keeps everything moist.”

Day 25:Ethan Winters-Christmas Morning.

Day 26: Johnny ‘Soap’ McTavish-Hanging Stockings.

Day 27:Simon ‘Ghost’ Riley-“The turkey’s not the only thing getting stuffed today.”

Day 28:Modern!Mizu-“Save some of that whipped cream for later.”*soon*

◇ day 29- 35 {Dec 10-16}

Day 29:Bigby Wolf-“You look even more beautiful covered in snow.”

Day 30:Harry Osborn-Christmas shenanigans under the tree, if you know what I mean

Day 31:Ethan Winters-“I’ll be content if you are the one stuffing my stocking.”

Day 32:Mike Schmidt-“Go on, open it.”

Day 33:Wyll Ravengard-“Did you decorate the tree without me? I can’t believe this!”

Day 34: Bruno Madrigal-Kiss Me Under The Mistletoe.

Day 35:Jordan Li-“Excuse me—where is my Christmas kiss?”

◇ day 36-42 {Dec 17-23}

Day 36:Mike Schmidt-"Why are there so many mistletoe?"

Day 37:Gojo“I’d like to be one of the unhealthy things you put inside your body this weekend.”*Soon*

Day 38:Luis Sera-“Alright, mister. I know you’re the one who keeps hanging up mistletoe everywhere."

Day 39:Chris Redfield-“Thanksgiving is for giving thanks” “And for body slamming each other during the family football match!”

Day 40:Aaron Hotchner-The scent of real Christmas trees

Day 41: Derek Morgan -“I’m going to have you stuffed better than the turkey by the end of the night.”

Day 42:Victor "Sully" Sullivan-“I’m not much of a cook, but I’m good at glazing.”

◇ day 43-50 {Dec 24-31}

Day 43:Leon S. Kennedy-Cabin Sex { Christmas Eve sex }

Day 44: Billy Butcher-“Merry Christmas, motherfuckers!”

Day 45: Bucky Barnes-“Did you spike the eggnog again?”

Day 46: Spencer Ried-“Will you make a gingerbread house with me?”

Day 47: Clint Barton- “It’s Snowing”

Day 48: Joel-Peppermint-flavoured everything

Day 49:Mizu-Snow/temperature play

Day 50:Johnny Cage-“It’s time for hand turkey’s everyone.” “FUCK YES YES!”

[wonderfulworldofmichaelford]

Question: What do these things all have in common? Everybody knows that they’re mother fucking monsters! Or, you know, maybe not. These aren’t your Jasons or Leatherfaces or Ghostfaces; these are cult classics, weirdos, or the kind of villains that require a bit more horror knowledge than just the major franchises. In the spirit of the Halloween season, let’s decide which of these horrors will get the spotlight this time.

1. The titular leprechaun of his home series, and perhaps the silliest slasher around.

2. Wes Craven’s attempt to redo the body-jacking Freddy of Freddy’s Revenge, except this time as a serial killer with a fucked up foot who transcends his execution with magic.

3. A demonic spirit of vengeance with one of the coolest monster designs ever.

4. A deranged serial killer played by the Baron of Body Horror, David Cronenberg.

5. Run, run, run as fast as you can! This here’s Gary Busey’s killer gingerbread man!

6. A killer tire. No, seriously.

7. Probably the biggest jackass genie in all of fiction.

8. Before there was Slender Man, there was the Tall Man, a supernatural horror who can give you the chills just by standing there…. Menacingly!!!

9. The sexy biker vampire who leads the pack in Schumacher’s homoerotic masterpiece. I may or may not want to get railed by him.

10. The evil doppelgänger of the protagonist of Jordan Peele’s most divisive film. There’s some twists and turns with this one.

[thatcanadianfangirl]

That Canadian Fangirl’s Masterlist

Welcome to my beloved Masterlist that mostly contains pieces I’ve written back in 2017. Fair warning they’re absolutely treacherous. Nonetheless I still love them because they’re a major part of my writing journey.

Editing my materlist, things might be a little wonky!

Updated : Aug 3rd. ‘24

Currently writing for ✨Cody Christian✨

56 pieces 

110k+ Words

Favourite: October Fall I Cody Christian 

You’re aware that Cody is keeping something from you, but you have no clue what. On a fall weekend date all his secrets are revealed as an old threat of Cody’s is out for your blood.

Cody Christian

One Shots

October Fall I Werewolf AU

Cody plans the perfect autumn day for the both of them, but Cody’s secret life catches up to him and throws them off course. A dangerous enemy is out for blood and Cody will stop at nothing to protect what’s his.

Series

Pawfect Disaster I Veterinarian AU - coming soon

Taking her beloved companion to the vet she’s caught off guard to see her neighbours’s husband filling in for their regular veterinarian. Ever since the gorgeous couple moved in next door she had a thrumming connection with Cody that they’re unable to indulge in. After their new encounter they’re drawn to each other stronger than before. They keep bumping into one another and let their bond thicken until its indistinguishable.

JJ Maybank

Series

Healing Takes Time [Part One] [Part Two] [Part Three] (Jade character intro)

Being a Routhledge twin isn’t a walk in the park for Jade, she struggles with her own identity while letting her brother friends in. JJ used to be a good friend when they were kids until one day he stops talking to her and their relationship turns stale. Only until the boy shows up beaten and bruises on the couch and reluctantly lets her patch him up.

Jordan Parrish 

Sheriff’s Daughter{2017}

Mia is the sheriff’s daughter sneaking around with deputy Parrish. She keeps remembering an odd name that used to belonged to someone she loved. Jordan saves her from a dark force trying to wipe her soul and entire being from everything, just like the person she doesn’t remember knowing.

Not Forgotten{2017}

During the five years after her husband, Scott’s death, Jordan had been supporting Blake through it. Over time she fell in love with him and things were starting to set into place again.  

Isaac Lahey 

This Christmas is way better{2016}

Due to Finley’s family negligence she despises everyone’s favourite holiday, Christmas. Isaac rescues it by gifting her with something she could never repay.

CaterPillar{2017}

Isaac gets intrigued by a mute photographer, Bella. A week later she unexpectedly bumps into him and he can’t help but to push himself to her.

Reflection of a puppy dog{2017}

Dawn is struggling with her sister’s passing, Isaac is persistent on makes she’s coping safely. He understands what it means to lose someone close and Dawn’s natural instinct is to push him away.

Our Relationship

His Anchor

The Perfect Piece 

Power Of Mates

Wolf In the Woods

Corey Bryant 

Sickness Dipped In Gold

Anxiety Is A Bitch

Jackson Whittemore 

The Mark One Two

The Future Deal One Two

Sketchbook 

Colours One Two

Peter Hale 

Young Parrish 

Supernatural 

Sam Winchester

Let Me Explain 

Harry Potter Cuddles

It Never Even Started 

Shadowhunters

Jace Wayland 

Our Family One Two

Alec Lightwood

Her Lost parabatai

Covered In Hate

Rune Teacher

The Vampire Diaries 

Jeremy Gilbert 

Unfelt Feelings 

The Weaker One Two Three - Discontinued 

Losing Control

Dylan O’Brien 

Psychopath’s Weakness One Two Three Four Five Six Seven - Discontinued 

Shawn Mendes 

Distance One Two Three Four 

Supernatural X Teen Wolf Cross over 

Jonah Marais

Fallin - Scraped

That One [One] [Two] [Three] [Four] - Hiatus 

Famous [One] [Two] - Discontinued 

Corbyn Besson

Ice Skating

Daniel Seavey 

Complications

Jingle Bells

Zach Herron

Gingerbread

[religion-is-a-mental-illness]

The Jordan Hill article is a great example of what I am currently learning, just as an update I did end up changing majors. I am currently majoring in early childhood education, and the majority of our course work is focused on gender identity and how the teachers emphasis on certain subjects creates bias. Last week we spoke about how more logical subjects make girls feel less competent. Only to be told this week that maybe if teachers focused more on educating and praising girls when they complete a math problem we can help reduce gender and sex bias in the classroom. On today’s topic we will be learning about the gingerbread man/woman to display the complexities of sex and gender identification. I am don’t know if you have heard of the so called gingerbread person, but I just had to say something after reading the hill article.

Yikes.

Yes, I’ve posted about that before. It should go without saying that it’s completely unscientific and requires one to believe that humans did not evolve alongside other species that are sexually dimorphic and exhibit gendered behaviors.

Social constructivism is inherently a form of “intelligent design.” Where Xians believe that an all-powerful god created life, social constructivists believe that an all-powerful oppressor class invented the "lie” of sex and gender and socially engineered everyone into accepting this as “truth” and perpetuate it in the preservation of that power.

Except the most rudimentary study of pretty much any other species, and certainly any mammal, will demonstrate this is obviously false. Which, of course, is why science must be “decolonized” to let non-science be treated like actual science.

And worse, it’s all based on stereotypes. What I have is a slightly different version, but let’s zoom in on some of the detail:

That is, build your identity around tired stereotypes of what “woman-ness” and “man-ness” means, what “feminine” and “masculine” mean.

You can’t be a femme boy, or a tomboy girl. You have to identify along lines of not being a boy or a girl at all.

And of course, the messaging itself will influence children who are still learning to navigate the world and figure out how it works. That, of course, is the point of indoctrination. Pretending that well-understood concepts and language are actually complex allows shallow, juvenile takes to masquerade as intellectual profundities.

==

By all means, let’s work on the gender bias in the classroom.

https://dash.harvard.edu/bitstream/handle/1/4740480/Pathways_to_Prosperity_Feb2011-1.pdf

In recent years, a yawning gender gap has opened up in American higher education. Men now account for just 43 percent of enrollment in our nation's colleges and earn only 43% of bachelor's degrees. Not surprisingly, women also account for 60 percent of the nations graduate students.

-- Taken from the report-Gender Equity in Higher Education: 2010-issued by the American Council on Education. The report also found that among undergraduate students over 25, women outnumber men by a two-to-one margin. The largest gender gap was found among African Americans, where 63 percent of all undergraduates were women.

https://www.ppic.org/blog/the-growing-gender-divide-in-higher-education/

https://www.brookings.edu/blog/up-front/2021/01/12/the-unreported-gender-gap-in-high-school-graduation-rates/

https://www.aei.org/carpe-diem/prediction-no-graduation-speaker-will-mention-the-29-gender-college-degree-gap-for-the-class-of-2018/

https://www.theatlantic.com/business/archive/2017/11/gender-education-gap/546677/

https://www.heraldscotland.com/news/12027786.the-gender-gap-that-threatens-to-become-a-chasm/

https://www.theguardian.com/education/2019/sep/05/gap-in-academic-skills-of-girls-and-boys-widens-show-sats

https://www.theatlantic.com/ideas/archive/2021/09/young-men-college-decline-gender-gap-higher-education/620066/

https://archive.ph/Fj6wY

But I don’t think they don’t want to do that, when they’re busy creating the bias. It’s not even a new bias; Christina Hoff Sommers was talking about this 20 years ago.

https://www.theatlantic.com/magazine/archive/2000/05/the-war-against-boys/304659/

https://www.amazon.com/WAR-AGAINST-BOYS-Misguided-Feminism/dp/0684849577

This, along with being 75% of all homeless, 75% of all suicides, 92% of all workplace deaths, two thirds of all victims of violent crime, 75% of all murder victims and dying 5 years earlier, falls under the broad spectrum suite of “systemic” benefits they experience called “male privilege.”

Certainly, in many countries, girls getting access to a quality education is a very big challenge. However, when we’re talking about luxury beliefs such as the “Genderbread Person,” we’re not talking about Afghanistan or Somalia or Chad. And the activists sure aren’t talking about them.

==

You may find Dr. Lyell Asher’s examination of education schools to be enlightening.

https://quillette.com/author/lyell-asher/

He points out that the corruption in ed schools is far older than the current Woke plague that is beleaguering us and threatening the future of all kids, their employability and the competitiveness of the countries where it takes hold.

https://www.amazon.com/Schools-We-Need-Dont-Have/dp/0385495242

‘The widest street in the world’ is one witty description of the street that separates the campus of Teachers College from the rest of Columbia University. The current sentiment at research universities that professors of education are ‘lesser breeds without the law’ is one that has been expressed since the beginning of the century. In 1916, Abraham Flexner wrote that education schools had ‘lost their heads’ when they called for the removal of important knowledge as well as trivia from the school curriculum. He complained of their unwarranted devotion to technique, as well as the ‘absurdities and trivialities’ of their course offerings and dissertation topics. In 1929, Irving Babbit of Harvard observed that professors of pedagogy ‘are held in almost universal suspicion in academic circles, and are not infrequently looked upon by their colleagues as downright charlatans.’ Not long thereafter, in 1933, the retiring president of Harvard, Lawrence Lowell, told the Board of Overseers that Harvard’s school of education was a ‘kitten that ought to be drowned.’ During the downsizing of more recent decades, education schools continue to be among the first place universities look for belt-tightening, and in some places, notably Johns Hopkins, Yale, and Duke, such schools have disappeared'

Even those running the schools recognized the problem.

“Study, reflection, debate, careful reading, even, yes, serious thinking, is often conspicuous by its absence. [..] Un-intellectualism—not anti-intellectualism, as this assumes malice—is all too prevalent.”

-- Theodore Sizer (Dean, Harvard Graduate School of Education) and Walter Powell (Associate Dean, Harvard Graduate School of Education), “Changing Conceptions of the Professor of Education” (1969)

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“... elite education schools are doing an adequate job of conveying fundamental, broad-based knowledge and skills to prospective teachers. The foundations and methods courses we reviewed suggest that faculty at most of these schools are often trying to teach a particular ideology-that traditional knowledge is repressive by its very nature-without directing their students to any substantial readings that question the educational implications of this view.”

-- David Steiner, Susan Rozen, “A Qualified Teacher in Every Classroom” (2004)

By 2004, we can see the threads of what we now know as “other ways of knowing,” social constructivism and the abandonment of educational content in preference to activism.

==

I don’t mean to try to put you off from your ambition. More to affirm what you’ve already noticed: that the challenge here is larger than advertised. It’s not merely making it through tertiary education, meeting all the demands and the work that such education entails. But also navigating an authoritarian ideology that has become extremely confident in itself - supremely so, one might even say -  and brooks no dissent.

I tip my imaginary hat to you for the challenge that you’re taking on.

As with any young non-believer growing up around fundamentalist religionist parents, you will likely find you have to lie in order to get by. But if you can discreetly find others whose ethics are more liberal and less postmodern Marxian, you may find you’re not as alone here as it might seem.

And hopefully there’ll be more teachers like Jordan Hill and fewer like this.

That is, “gaslight infants and toddlers for their own good.”

[maybanksslut]

The Treehouse

Pairing: Fred Weasley x reader (gender neutral, i think)

Warnings: explicit language (three curse words), TOOTH ROTTING FLUFF cuz why not

Word count: 2.5k

Summary: you visit the Weasleys during winter holidays and find Fred working on something secret in the forest

A/n: AKSJNDNB NAVES (@phuvioqhile) HAPPY BIRTHDAY BABE <3 this is so long but very fluffy so I hope u enjoy !

Winter. The best time of the year, when snow falls from the sky, burying the world in pure bliss. And with it comes all the activities that make everyone’s lives brighter; snowball wars, snowmen, gingerbread houses, and sleighing. Things that you’d never grow tired of, even as a seventeen-year-old.

Not to mention the time you spent with your friends, the Weasleys, who never failed to make the snowy times even more magical. You’d befriended the redheads already in first grade, during your first trip to Hogwarts. You’d been wandering around the train in search of an empty compartment, but since you found none, you decided to get seated in the one closest to you.

Lucky for you, the people in the compartment were Fred and George Weasley, second years, accompanied by their friend, Lee Jordan. The four of you quickly found a mutual passion for pranks and jokes, together with shared interests, like quidditch and food. Throughout the years, you became best friends, though you felt a stronger connection to Fred than the other boys.

Because of the strong bond between you and the whole Weasley family, there was rarely a year you wouldn’t visit their house for Christmas break. This year was no different, except your longing to see the Twins’ faces was stronger, after a whole semester without seeing them. They’d already finished school last year, leaving you to fend for yourself. This ended in a very boring semester for you, so when Fred sent you an invitation like every year, you were more excited than ever.

This is why you presently were in a car that was parking outside of the burrow. You could have taken Floo powder instead, but you always enjoyed looking at the view while you were driving. It was part of the magic, in one way.

When you arrived, the snow was falling down from the sky with as much force as it did when you left your own residence. There was already about three inches of the white mass on the ground, making it hard for you to waddle your way to the Burrow’s front door. You knocked three times and waited with a big smile on your face for Molly to open up.

“Oh, y/n!” She exclaimed in glee. “How wonderful, you’re already here! Come in, sweetheart.”

You gladly obeyed, stepping into the cozy and warm house. You were quickly met by hugs from Ginny and Molly, as well as an awkward handshake from Ron.

Then, no other than George Weasley came sprinting down the stairs to hug you, but stumbled over his own feet at the very end of the staircase. Breaking out into laughter, you gave him your hand and pulled him up from the ground. He only snorted with laughter, pulling you in for a hug, which lasted for at least three minutes.

“Hi, Georgie” you giggled. “Where’s Fred?”

“Oh, he’s outside,” Molly replied before he could. “In the forest behind the house. Probably didn’t expect you to come this early. Come here, give me your bag and go find him.”

You sent George an apologetic smile as you saw the half-serious disappointment on his face. He pouted a little, but you caught a glimpse of a smile behind there; he wasn’t all that annoyed at you. It might have been because he knew about your little crush on his twin, and no matter how much he loved spending time with you, he was dying to make the two of you something more than friends.

“Thank you, Mrs. Weasley” you shouted, wriggling out of George’s grasp and running off before Molly could jokingly scold you for calling her ‘Mrs. Weasley’ and not ‘mum’.

The cold air hit your face with much force, stinging your skin harshly. You didn’t pay much attention to it, though, because you were solely focused on finding Fred and giving him a giant bear hug. Only the thought of him made your heartbeat speed up, and you were quite sure your face would have heated up if you weren’t outside in the freezing cold.

The forest behind the burrow was small but consisted of tons of trees that were swaying with the wind, losing many of their leaves in the process. On some of them, there were lumps of snow, weighing down the branches. Every now and then, the branches would give in and bend, so that the snow could fall down and join its relatives on the ground.

The scenery was incredibly beautiful, only strengthening your love for the cold season, almost causing you to forget what, or who, you were looking for in the first place.

“Fred?” You shouted. “Freddie, where are you?”

No answer came, so you set off into depths of the woods. It wasn’t a scary forest, like the ones in horror movies, more like a peaceful and calming one. You wandered around for about five minutes before you spotted him. Well, his hair. It made a big contrast to the white forest, making it easier for you to find him.

Surprisingly, he wasn’t sitting by a tree. He was up in one, standing one of the branches. The snow made it hard for you to see, but it appeared that he had something in his hand and he was trying to place it somewhere.

“Fred?” You inquired, gaining his attention. As his eyes met yours, he gave you a cheeky smile, causing your knees to grow weak.

“‘M coming!”

He quickly made his way down, crawling down a ladder you hadn’t seen before. It was attached to the stump of the tree, and while you tried your best to see where it led to, there was too much snow on the branches. Still, the ladder had sparked your interest, which Fred must’ve noticed as he chuckled a little, standing in front of you.

His cheeks were rosy from the cold and his hair was a complete mess, and even though you’d never admit it, it complimented his face nicely. He was wearing many layers of clothing, which were probably knitted by Molly to prevent her rogue son from catching a cold.

Fred’s wide smile was enough to make you forget the ladder, and whatever it was he was doing on that tree, and all that mattered was that you finally got to see him.

“Fred!” You put your arms around his neck, pulling him into an embrace. “I’ve missed you so much”

He chuckled into your hair, wrapping his arms around you as well. “I’ve missed you too, sunshine.”

Your breath hitched slightly at the nickname. He’d been calling you that for years now, yet it still made your legs jelly. It was something so intimate about it, making you wonder if perhaps he also wanted the two of you to be more than just friends. The chances weren’t big, but hey, one can dream, right?

You pulled away from him slowly, letting your gaze fall on his eyes. Oh, how you loved his eyes! They were brown and radiated warmth, like wood burning its way through your soul. They were your favorite thing of his, they had this glint of adoration in them each time he looked at you.

“So,” you cleared your throat, pointing up at the tree. “What’re you doing up there?”

“Oh, that” a smirk made its way to his face. “I’ll show you if you promise not to tell anyone.”

“Anyone except George and Lee,” you corrected him with a smile, knowing they probably already knew. To your surprise, he shook his head.

“No, not even them”

You were shocked, to say the least. He never kept anything from his brother or Lee. They were his best friends.

You were about to say something, but he grabbed your hand, pulling you towards the tree. His hands found their way to your waist, as he helped you crawl up the ladder. You mumbled a “thank you”, feeling your face heat up from the touch.

Merely a few seconds later, you pulled yourself up to stand one of the thicker branches. The sight that was revealed to you was enough to knock the air out of your lungs. You were standing in front of a door to a small cabin, built around the tree. A treehouse.

You smiled at the scenery, getting your breath back. The cabin was beautiful, made out of regular wood, but painted dark brown, with a real doorway and some windows. It certainly took a long time to build that thing, especially in the cold.

“Do you like it?” Fred’s voice was low in your ear as he spoke. You turned to face him, grinning even wider in response to his excited tone.

“It’s beautiful,” you admitted truthfully. “Am I the first person you’ve shown this?”

“First and last. It’s yours”

The smile faded from your face, leaving nothing but an expression of pure shock. Were you hearing right? Did he build this... for you? The cold air suddenly wasn’t that cold anymore, and your heart sped up. His words played on repeat in your mind. It’s yours.

The grin returned to your face, now bigger than ever, and you let out a short laugh of ecstasy. Before you could think twice, you wrapped your arms around Fred, letting him spin you around. Your laughs filled the air, and you swore you could hear Fred breathe out, relieved.

“Oh my god, Fred!” You beamed. “I love you so much”

Your words made him stop spinning. He let go of you, taking a step back and looking at you, confused. No, not confused, rather surprised.

You realized what you’d just said, mentally face-palming yourself. You seriously just told your best friend you loved him. Real smooth, y/n. Suddenly you really wished you weren’t there. That you could just disappear into thin air, and never see Fred again. Though you probably wouldn’t have been able to handle that. You loved him too much.

Yes, yes, you did. You couldn’t even deny it anymore. You were in love with your best friend. How tragic. How really fucking tragic. And now you’d totally fucked up your friendship.

Oh, how you wanted to leave, and oh, how you wanted to stay. You didn’t want him to reject you, but you didn’t want him to stay quiet. You wanted him to say something, anything, yet at the same time, you hoped he’d just forget it and move on.

“I love you, too”

Oh, shit. That was not what you expected to hear. Your heart stopped for a moment, all blood left your face. You were astonished, your bones had turned to stone. You couldn’t move, you couldn’t talk. The only thing you could do was stare at him and his beautiful, brown eyes.

“You do?” Was all you could force out.

“Yeah,” he smiled, showing his teeth. And there it was again. That glint in his eyes made you forget everything outside of your little bubble. Yours and Fred’s bubble. A bubble you didn’t want to break.

Then, leaving your common sense behind you, you kissed him. You threw your arms around his neck, pulling him down to face you and you pressed your cold lips against his, rather warm ones. You were afraid he’d pull away, flinch when you touched him, but he didn’t.

Instead, he pulled you even closer, leaving no space between you, as your lips moved in synch. His hands were on your cheeks, gently caressing them. The kiss was soft and full of unspoken words, like a gentle breeze that suddenly makes you remember things you’d forgotten. You smiled into the kiss, happier than ever. Fred let out a laugh, muffled by your lips.

After some time, your wide smiles and giggles made it impossible to continue the kiss, so you pulled away, your lips swollen, your heart ecstatic.

“Wow,” Fred breathed out. “I should make you tree houses more often”

“You should. Can I see it from the inside?”

“It’s yours, you can do whatever you want with it”, he said, motioning towards the door. “Ladies first”

You grabbed his hand, holding it tightly as you opened the door and stepped into the house. It was a little scary, and you prayed the house wouldn’t collapse. At least Fred was holding your hand, though that didn’t exactly calm your nerves either.

The inside of the treehouse was no worse than the outside. If anything, it was even cozier, not to mention warm! How Fred had done that, you had no idea, but as you were looking around the room Fred had built specifically for you, it didn’t really matter.

He’d really thought about everything. There was a small table in the middle of the room, accompanied by a small kitchen; with a microwave and some cooler bags. On the right, there was a sofa with dozens of pillows and blankets. Behind it were some shelves, filled with all kinds of stuff. In the corner, there even were two sleeping bags.

Tearing you away from your awe, Fred cleared his throat. “So, since we’ve already kissed and confessed our feelings...”

His tone made you feel nervous. What was he going to say? That he only loved you as a friend? That the kiss was a mistake? Merlin’s beard, what if it was a prank? He loved pulling pranks, even on George, so why wouldn’t he pull one on you?

No, he wasn’t that cruel. He wouldn’t do that to you, not after you opened your heart to him completely. Yet his facial expression was neutral and to no help.

“Yeah?” You asked shakily, urging him to finish, yet at the same time, you didn’t want to hear it.

“Y/n L/n,” he said, his expression confident and a vibrant smile on his face. “Would you do me the honor of becoming my girlfriend?”

And that’s when you decided to get some payback. He’d made you so nervous, so scared of rejection, when he wanted to ask you this? Obviously, you were happy. No, not happy, ecstatic. But he didn’t need to know that.

You scrunched your nose, almost in disgust, and furrowed your brows. His face immediately fell and his smile was replaced by a hurt expression. You knew you were being cruel but he kind of deserved it. After three and a half seconds of silence that none of you could handle, you finally gave in.

“Yes, of course, I want to be your girlfriend, dumbass”

The relief on his face was almost too comical to watch, but when he voted closer to you and pressed his lips against yours, your laughter died down, muted by the kiss. You could feel all his emotions through that connection, and not only that; you felt them as your own.

The relief, the euphoria, the love. All of it. It was there, in the air surrounding you, between you and inside of you. And you hoped it would never fade.

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[bellamyblake]

Written for the 12 days of bellarkemas prompts: Day 3-gingerbread;

canon divergence, established relationship AU

@klarkegriffin,  @queen-of-the-wallflowers15

It was rather needless to say that out of the two of them, it was Bellamy who made all the home cooked meals, no matter how hard Clarke tried to help out and follow him around the kitchen, watching as he metitiously, carefully, cut the vegitables or poured oil in the already rather warmed up pan or added spices to the bubbling meals. 

She was a child in the kitchen-a rather sweet, adorable, messy child who always went around stating “I want to help, Bell!” but ended up with two cuts and flour all over herself whenever she did try to do so.

Bellamy pretended to be all grumpy about it, but in all honesty, he was rather enjoying her enthusiasm and while he had banned her from the little cabin kitchen he had build them a few years ago throughout the year, he let her help when holidays such as the Spring festival or Christmas (which their camp still celebrated) came around and Clarke was...

well one would say rather extatic and that would probably also be a misinterpretation.

Her favorite thing was watching Bellamy make bread-he was a true poet at that and it was during one of those precious kitchen moments with his sleeves rolled up and kneading his precious dough that she had grabbed him by the elbow, turned him around, jumped in his arms and kissed him so hard he lost his goddamn mind and saw stars in the middle of the day. It was also that same evening that they conceived the little life she was now carrying in her very big, very annoying seventh month old bump.

It was also that bump that was the whole reason he agreed to having her help him with the Christmas ginger bread that they were to make for Monty and Harper’s special dinner party tonight-a celebration of both the holiday and their little boy Jordan’s first birthday.

Bellamy was already regretting his choices when Clarke dug her finger in the batter before he had even began mixing it and licked it with a loud and very satisfied moan.

He swatted her hand and furrowed his eyebrows.

“Princess, you promised!” he reminds her.

“Oops...” she says in pretend innocence as she licks her finger “Sorry, Bell.” he rolls his eyes and sighs but nods at the bag on the counter.

“Come on, pass me the flour.” she does and of course she’s so clumsy, she spills half of it on the table in that simple process and he can’t help but smile thinking about her shooting guns, leading negotiations or waving swords around all day but being an absolute disaster in the kitchen.

It’s when he starts kneading the dough that she elbows him in the ribs and gives him her biggest puppy eyes ever, going like.

“Bell....can I try too?” he sighs again, a little tiredly but also liking that she asked, picks her by the wrist and brings her between his two big arms. He rolls up her sleeves and puts her hands in the dough.

“You have to be gentle with it, like loving a little kid-” his hand falls for a brief moment to her bump and caresses it softly, then leans in and kisses her cheek, then her neck and makes her giggle.

“Bell, stop it! I’m trying to concentrate.”

“Sorry, love, I just can’t keep my eyes off of you.” he whispers and keeps caressing her bump “You carrying our kid drives me crazy.” 

“Not as much as you making ginger bread does me.” she moves up to meet his lips and they kiss like this for a while, abandoning the precious dough for a few moments before they separate desperate for air and focus back on it.”I always mess this up.” she pouts as she tries to mimick his movements.

“No, you don’t.” he promises and covers his hands with hers heping her follow him “Just like this, easy, slowly...add some flour then dig into it again-” he whispers “It has to become one solid piece but also be soft to the touch.” his hand drops to her bump again “Like this.”

“Stop calling our kid bread, Bellamy.” Clarke pouts again and he laughs a little “It’s offensive.”

“Oh, I’m sure Cassie’s the most offended kid in the planet right now.”

“We still don’t know if it’s a girl.” Clarke reminds him as she focuses on the bread and he watches her get the hang of it by resting his chin on her shoulder “So that’s rather offensive too.”

“I told you, if I’m wrong and it’s a boy, you can pick the name.”

“Yeah, at least it’d be a normal one, not something like Perseius, Ares or Zeus.” he chuckles at that and they feel the baby kick in that exact moment, making Clarke ouch a little and stop her movements.

“See, our girl agrees with me.” Bellamy points out as he rubs her tummy in a soothing manner to make the minor pain go away.

“Or our boy agrees with me!” Clarke fight stubbornly making him laugh once again. He kisses the brow between her eyebrows and because he can’t help himself, turns her face to him and brings her to his lips once more. 

He puts flour on her cheek and she on his but he doesn’t care because the only thing he wants to do is lift her up, put her on the counter and kiss her until he can’t feel her lips anymore which is exactly what he does while satisfying her with his fingers and rubbing the big bump in his pants in her leg desperate for release.

It was needless to say they are late for Monty and Harper’s dinner party but everyone compliments their ginger bread and when they ask what the special ingredient is, Bellamy smiles, takes Clarke’s hand and says “Love.”

She rolls her eyes at the cheeniess of him but brings him in for a quick kiss and feels yet again their kid kick in her stomach. She already knows he’ll probably be right and that it’s a girl since no boy of theirs could kick and demand attention that stubbornly but she hopes that at least Cassie inherits some of her father’s cooking habits because Clarke-

Clarke was a disaster.

[thedarkoutside]

THE DA-DARK INSIDE NOT OUTSIDE AND ONLINE (or something)

in true last minute fashion, the postponed Da-Dark Outside meant for last weekend (28th March) is now going ahead online via furtherin.live  on Saturday 4th April from 12 noon UK time and finishing whenever it runs out of things to play that have been sent in.   Here is the list of everyone who sent in something ( not including the ones I don’t have artist names for yet )  If your name is missing, let me know I might have missed that in the folders.  In alphabetical order ( not order of play )  There will not be a tracklist, no listen again function, no archive.  It’s playing once only.  

1 of 100 A Farewell to Hexes Accursed Volts Adrian Carter Aet Airspace aLTERkRANKERmANN Andrew Lagowski Apta Art_no Assassin of Sound Atomluft Audio Obscura Ave Grave Avebury Sounds Bastard Flower Beatman Bev Craddock Bipolar Explorer Bit Cloudy Bleep Eater Blood Everywhere Bloody Mountain BMH Bobby Horseshoe Boodlam Boy Called Crow Braintape Bridget Hayden and Conny Prantera Cahn Ingold Prelog Cath Holland Catrin Perry Choke Chris Carter Cliver Clutchdaisy Coffin Warehouse Colony Recording Club Concretism Corporal Tofulung Correlations Cosey Fanni Tutti Cowboy Flying Saucer Cowp Cromlech Shadow CTE Curxes DAAM Daniel Crompton Danny McCann Dave Salsbury  / Dr Jolly Dea Karina Dead Sea Apes Deathwatch Headband Debord DFF Sound System Douglas Deep Edith A Graves Eduards Ozoliņš Elf and Stacy Elizabeth Joan Kelly Eric Schaming Famished for Blonds Fantasy Sequence Four Italian Pep Pills  Four Minute Warning Flexagon Forever Friday Night Weird Dreams Fushimi Inari 5 Futile Axe Garden of Surreal Dreams Gareth Blazey Gary Finnegan Gavin Inglis Giants of Discovery Gingerbread Master Ginnel Grey Frequency Gusset Hairs Abyss Half Headstart Heidi Holstad Hermann Holsgr Hinder Corp Hotgem HPL HyMettus Woods I Start Counting Ian Heustice Ian Taylor Ihcilon IK Joyce In the Long Summer Interstitia Ivy Nostrum Jack Jackdaw Jah Wobble Vs Megaheadphoneboy James Sandford James Weaver James Yuill Jane Pitt Janet Philo Jarvis Probes JD Twitch Jean-Paul Bondy Jeremy Tuck Jim Jarmo Jim King Jimmy Kipple Sound John Chambers John Kerridge John Scanlan John316 Jonathan Willoughby Juju Junklight Juxtagon Kat Five Kate Arnold Kenny Inglis Kevin Maynard KR Hide L'Incal Noir Lament Configuration Lark Lee Rosevere Leiyun Lepton Lespectre Liberty X Lippy Kid & Metis Luisa Stucchi Luke Jordan Luki Defacto M*A*R*Y M-Orchestra Macerator Manfred Hamil Mark Goodwin Matthew McCourt Max Worgan Megalophobe Melony Klien Metrix Michael Barnes-Wynters Mike Smalle Mike Tupling Moray Newlands Mothership Museleon My Pleasure Nad Spiro Nalepa & Tony Bevilacqua Nat Lyon Nathan David Smith Naturist Space Jazz Society Neil Garvey New Gold Dream Nigel Ayers Night Monitor Nitemirror / Strident Weasel Nonalogue Nunn O))) o_S_k_m Ogham Oma Outside Other Owen Sound Palm Tree Tetsuya Panamint Manse Particledots Paul Hood Payton Black Pete Warren Pinochio Possible Area Presidiomodelo Pulselovers Quadraphonic Stylus Ensemble Qualchan Quarriers R Tenevall Raen Arthur Random Dander Rangga Purnama Aji readyStateFail Redwood Drift Revbjelde Ria Bagley Richard Smith Richard Turner Robert Ellmer Robert Shaw Roberta Fidora Robin Davies Rogue Sector Rupert Lally Rusty Sheriff Rysiek/Rysiunio SABW Sacred Oak Salford Electronics Sarah Sharp Sascha Müller & Abstracto Concreto' Scanner Scumbag Radio Secret Nuclear  Security Shaun Malone Sheer Zed Si Woods Signal Jammer Simon Klee Simon Tucker SK123 and T.Brixson Skeleton Worm Sol Rezza Sophie Cooper Sonic Noir Spaceship Squirrel Natkin St James Infirmary Stephanie Merchak Steve Cobby Subject to Change Sunday Fascination Sunken Foal SVR Szuumm Telagasunyi The Dissonace Collective The Great Indoors The Guelph Basin The Heartwood Institute The Last Ambient Hero The Magus Project The Revenant Sea There Are No Birds Here Time Destroys All Things Toby Warren Todd Snow Tomoroh Hidari Tony Ferodo Tuatha TVO Ubu King UltraLux Ultraterrestrials   Unknown Rockstar Usue vdof Void Theory Von Heuser Warrior Bob Whalt Thisney Whettman Chelmets Wig William Wild & Stuart Wray Xixada Xtro YOL meets DEATHWATCH HEADBAND Yumasef

artist names for the following are currently unknown : *******203 JL *******fields *******piano angel demo *******The Keep ******aud65 ******dark outside ******in search of something concrete pt 2 ******patterns for merzbarn ******radio ******raspberry something ******SV1003 ******The Nameless City ******we dun a dibeit

[wundrlss]

1-92

1. Would you have sex with the last person you text messaged? my girl? duh

2. You talked to an ex today, correct? not yet 🙄

3. Have you taken someones virginity? yup a couple people

4. Is trust a big issue for you? eh, depends on the person/my mental state

5. Did you hang out with the person you like recently? YES

6. What are you excited for? making my girl my wife

7. What happened tonight? I cried and drove home

8. Do you think it’s disgusting when girls get really wasted? No, there's a fine art to it

9. Is confidence cute? yeah

10. What is the last beverage you had? Dr.Pepper

11. How many people of the opposite sex do you fully trust? Aaron, My Big Brother (he's my freaking bestie) & My little Brother

12. Do you own a pair of skinny jeans? yeah

13. What are you gonna do Saturday night? watch Smackdown

14. What are you going to spend money on next? coffee in the morning

15. Are you going out with the last person you kissed? it's uhhhhh complicated... but someday I hope.

16. Do you think you’ll change in the next 3 months? I mean probably, but like in a good way ya know.

17. Who do you feel most comfortable talking to about anything? My Mom, Jordan, My therapist, My Big Brother

18. The last time you felt broken? I dunno I've got pretty tough skin now. but not gonna lie ya bitch cried on the way home bc I miss my girl and other daughter.

19. Have you had sex today? nope can't remember the last time honestly I was probably drunk🤡

20. Are you starting to realize anything? that a bitch is tired

21. Are you in a good mood? I'm sad as shit so whatever

22. Would you ever want to swim with sharks? yes

23. Are your eyes the same color as your dad’s? kinda?

24. What do you want right this second? @jeunemaman-xo u and a nap

25. What would you say if the person you love/like kissed another girl/boy? nothing unless it was the dumbass. but if I kissed someone else you bet your ass I'm in trouble😂😂

26. Is your current hair color your natural hair color? yup my pride shines through and through baby

27. Would you be able to date someone who doesn’t make you laugh? I definitely have 12/10 would NOT recommend

28. What was the last thing that made you laugh? My girl and her scratch tickets

29. Do you really, truly miss someone right now? yes🥺🥺💔💔

30. Does everyone deserve a second chance? I mean probably not but then again I'm more like a 500 chance type of gal because I suck

31. Honestly, do you hate the last boy you were talking to? no I don't hate anyone. I seriously dislike some but hate none.

32. Does the person you have feelings for right now, know you do? yup she better

33. Are you one of those people who never drinks soda? LMAO I can kill a 24 pack in like 12hrs

34. Listening to? Lucy by Still Woozy

35. Do you ever write in pencil anymore? yes

36. Do you know where the last person you kissed is? her house

37. Do you believe in love at first sight? yeah

38. Who did you last call? my grandparents

39. Who was the last person you danced with? kk

40. Why did you kiss the last person you kissed? because I love the absolute shit out of her.

41. When was the last time you ate a cupcake? oh god I can't remember

42. Did you hug/kiss one of your parents today? hugged my dad for the first time in a long time.

43. Ever embarrass yourself in front of a crush? plenty of times I'm so funny

44. Do you tan in the nude? depends on availability

45. If you could, would you take back your last kiss? take it back? if you mean like rewind so it could happen over and over again... yes

46. Did you talk to someone until you fell asleep last night? uh kinda? I dunno a bitch didn't sleep

47. Who was the last person to call you? my girl to ask me to come pick her up two blocks away 😂😅

48. Do you sing in the shower? yup

49. Do you dance in the car? oh absolutely ask storm😅

50. Ever used a bow and arrow? yes

51. Last time you got a portrait taken by a photographer? I'm more of a behind the camera person. but like my boudoir shoot a yearish ago

52. Do you think musicals are cheesy? I like them

53. Is Christmas stressful? No I'm a Christmas queen.

54. Ever eat a pierogi? yes I don't like them lol

55. Favorite type of fruit pie? uh something in the berry family? or cherries or nectarines or peaches holy shit plums *chefs kiss*

56. Occupations you wanted to be when you were a kid? neurosurgeon, anesthesiologist, OB, princess?

57. Do you believe in ghosts? yes

58. Ever have a Deja-vu feeling? all the time, my past lives to tryna teach me shit and I believe that.

59. Take a vitamin daily? LMAO, no dude I cant even stay on my psych meds

60. Wear slippers? do birks count?

61. Wear a bath robe? Occasionally

62. What do you wear to bed? T-shirt, or Jammies

63. First concert? Dixie Chicks or Avril Lavigne

64. Wal-Mart, Target or Kmart? Target

65. Nike or Adidas? Nike

66. Cheetos Or Fritos? Cheetos

67. Peanuts or Sunflower seeds? I like both but I'd rather have sunflower seeds

68. Favorite Taylor Swift song? hmmmm

69. Ever take dance lessons? yes

70. Is there a profession you picture your future spouse doing? my wife gonna be a hottest trophy wife I swear. 🥵🥵🥵 but honestly she can do or be whatever she wants to be. she's my queen 🔒

71. Can you curl your tongue? yup

72. Ever won a spelling bee? yup

73. Have you ever cried because you were so happy? yup

74. What is your favorite book? Go Ask Alice

75. Do you study better with or without music? I don't study but if I did, without because I'm too easily distracted.... mini concert

76. Regularly burn incense? yes, sage and Palo Santos sticks to clean my crystals and my tools

77. Ever been in love? yes a time or two

78. Who would you like to see in concert? I just wanna rave ma😩😩

79. What was the last concert you saw? I went to Thunderdome in Feb⚡️😎

80. Hot tea or cold tea? Hot tea

81. Tea or coffee? Tea honestly

82. Favorite type of cookie? gingerbread or snickerdoodle

83. Can you swim well? yes I was on swim team

84. Can you hold your breath without holding your nose? yes

85. Are you patient? not really but I can be if I have to.

86. DJ or band, at a wedding? Ask my wife

87. Ever won a contest? not really

88. Ever have plastic surgery? not yet

89. Which are better black or green olives? black

90. Opinions on sex before marriage? I don't care

91. Best room for a fireplace? All

92. Do you want to get married Yes, someday. ya know what they say 3rd tries a charm

[whatisthiswitchcraft]

books I read in 2019 (not including rereads, favorites are bolded!)

Come Close - Sappho

Shanghai Baby - Wei Hui

Twenty Love Poems and a Song of Despair - Pablo Neruda

Bad Feminist: Essays - Roxane Gay

The Mother of Black Hollywood: A Memoir - Jenifer Lewis

Sula - Toni Morrison

Reinventing the Enemy’s Language: Contemporary Native Women’s Writings of North America - ed. Joy Harjo and Gloria Bird

How to Write an Autobiographical Novel - Alexander Chee

Night Sky With Exit Wounds - Ocean Vuong

If They Come For Us - Fatimah Asghar

Heart Berries: A Memoir - Terese Marie Mailhot

Less - Andrew Sean Greer

The Astonishing Color of After - Emily X.R. Pan

Goodbye, Vitamin - Rachel Khong

Darius the Great is Not Okay - Adib Khorram

Exit West - Mohsin Hamid

Homegirls and Handgrenades - Sonia Sanchez

Heavy: An American Memoir - Keise Laymon

All You Can Ever Know - Nicole Chung

Unaccustomed Earth - Jhumpa Lahiri

The Wife Between Us - Greer Hendricks and Sarah Pekkanen

The Way You Make Me Feel - Maureen Goo

A Very Large Expanse of Sea - Tahereh Mafi

Water By the Spoonful - Quiara Alegría Hudes

I Can’t Date Jesus: Love, Sex, Family, Race, and Other Reasons I’ve Put My Faith in Beyoncé - Michael Arceneaux

Bury It - Sam Sax

White Dancing Elephants - Chaya Bhuvaneswar

Pulp - Robin Talley

Shit is Real - Aisha Franz

Silencer - Marcus Wicker

Forget Sorrow: An Ancestral Tale - Belle Yang

Bestiary: Poems - Donika Kelly

Monster Portraits - Sofia Samatar

No Matter the Wreckage - Sarah Kay

Violet Energy Ingots - Hoa Nguyen

Olio - Tyehimba Jess

The Kane Chronicles: The Serpent’s Shadow - Rick Riordan

There Are More Beautiful Things Than Beyoncé - Morgan Parker

Nylon Road: A Graphic Memoir of Coming of Age in Iran - Parsua Bashi

The Wedding Date - Jasmine Guillory

Fruit of the Drunken Tree - Ingrid Rojas Contreras

An American Marriage - Tayari Jones

Family Trust - Kathy Wang

Not That Bad: Dispatches from Rape Culture - ed. Roxane Gay

Little & Lion - Brandy Colbert

A Girl Like That - Tanaz Bhathena

Suicide Club: A Novel About Living - Rachel Heng

The Disturbed Girl’s Dictionary - NoNieqa Ramos

My Old Faithful: Stories - Yang Huang

Crazy Rich Asians - Kevin Kwan

Girls Burn Brighter - Shobha Rao

Moon of the Crusted Snow - Waubgeshig Rice

Kingdom Animalia - Aracelis Girmay

Happiness - Aminatta Forna

Devotions - Mary Oliver

The Proposal - Jasmine Guillory

The Kiss Quotient - Helen Hoang

When Katie Met Cassidy - Camille Perri

Heads of the Colored People - Nafissa Thompson-Spires

Friday Black: Stories - Nana Kwame Adjei-Brenyah

The Word is Murder - Anthony Horowitz

Miles from Nowhere - Nami Mun

The Lost Ones - Sheena Kamal

All the Names They Used for God - Anjali Sachdeva

Confessions of the Fox - Jordy Rosenberg

Love, Loss, and What We Ate: A Memoir - Padma Lakshmi

On the Come Up - Angie Thomas

The Guernsey Literary and Potato Peel Pie Society - Mary Ann Shaffer and Annie Barrows

The Love & Lies of Rukhsana Ali - Sabina Khan

See What I Have Done - Sarah Schmitt

Convenience Store Woman - Sayaka Murata

I Am Not Your Perfect Mexican Daughter - Erika Sánchez

For Today I Am A Boy - Kim Fu

The Seven Husbands of Evelyn Hugo - Taylor Jenkins Reid

Conflict Resolution for Holy Beings - Joy Harjo

They Can’t Kill Us Until They Kill Us - Hanif Abdurraqib

Mongrels - Stephen Graham Jones

If Beale Street Could Talk - James Baldwin

Death of Innocence: The Story of the Hate Crime that Changed America - Mamie Till-Mobley and Christopher Benson

The Gilded Wolves - Roshani Chokshi

To All the Boys I’ve Loved Before - Jenny Han

The Perfect Nanny - Leila Slimani, translated by Sam Taylor

The Travelling Cat Chronicles - Hiro Arikawa, translated by Philip Gabriel

Things We Lost in the Fire - Mariana Enríquez, translated by Megan McDowell

Sunburn - Laura Lippman

The House of Impossible Beauties - Joseph Cassara

Freshwater - Akwaeke Emezi

A Private Life - Chen Ran, translated by John Howard-Gibbon

Invisible: The Forgotten Story of the Black Woman Lawyer Who Took Down America’s Most Powerful Mobster - Stephen L. Carter

Undead Girl Gang - Lily Anderson

They Both Die at the End - Adam Silvera

The Friend - Sigrid Nunez

Severance - Ling Ma

Tiny Crimes: Very Short Tales of Mystery & Murder - ed. Licoln Michel and Nadxieli Nieto

Mapping the Interior - Stephen Graham Jones

Give Me Some Truth - Eric Gansworth

How to Love a Jamaican - Alexia Arthurs

All of This is True - Lygia Day Peñaflor

Swimmer Among the Stars - Kanishk Tharoor

The Wicked + the Divine, Vol. 7: Mothering Invention - Kieron Gillen and Jamie McKelvie

This is Kind of an Epic Love Story - Kheryn Callender

Gingerbread - Helen Oyeyemi

Where the Dead Sit Talking - Brandon Hobson

The Ensemble - Aja Gabel

My Education - Susan Choi

More Happy than Not - Adam Silvera

Nobody Cares: Essays - Anne T. Donahue

Kiss and Tell: A Romantic Résumé, Ages 0 to 22 - Marinaomi

Oculus: Poems - Sally Wen Mao

Let’s Talk About Love - Claire Kann

History is All You Left Me - Adam Silvera

Opposite of Always - Justin A. Reynolds

The Crown Ain’t Worth Much - Hanif Abdurraqib

The Weight of Our Sky - Hanna Alkaf

If You See Me, Don’t Say Hi - Neel Patel

Girls of Paper and Fire - Natasha Ngan

What if It’s Us - Becky Albertalli and Adam Silvera

The Map of Salt and Stars - Jennifer Zeynab Joukhadar

October Mourning: A Song for Matthew Shepard - Lesléa Newman

The Big Smoke - Adrian Matejka

Dissolve - Sherwin Bitsui

The Woman Next Door - Yewande Omotoso

The Refugees - Viet Thanh Nguyen

White Tears - Hari Kunzru

Electric Arches - Eve Ewing

The Black Maria - Aracelis Girmay

Bloodchild and Other Stories - Octavia Butler

Soft Science - Franny Choi

The White Card - Claudia Rankine

Mad Honey Symposium - Sally Wen Mao

The Care and Feeding of Ravenously Hungry Girls - Anissa Gray

Next: New Poems - Lucille Clifton

The Marvelous Arithmetics of Distance: Poems 1987-1992 - Audre Lorde

Quilting the Black-Eyed Pea: Poems and Not Quite Poems - Nikki Giovanni

The Arab of the Future - Riad Sattouf

Ghosts in the Schoolyard: Racism and School Closings on Chicago’s South Side - Eve L. Ewing

Gruel - Bunkong Tuon

Marriage of a Thousand Lies - SJ Sindu

Parable of the Sower - Octavia Butler

Good Night, Willie Lee, I’ll See You in the Morning - Alice Walker

That Kind of Mother - Rumaan Alam

Erotic Stories for Punjabi Widows - Balli Kaur Jaswal

Hera Lindsay Bird - Hera Lindsay Bird

Queenie - Candice Carty-Williams

And Still I Rise - Maya Angelou

The Man Who Shot Out My Eye Is Dead - Chanelle Benz

Everyone Knows You Go Home - Natalia Sylvester

Naming Our Destiny: New and Selected Poems - June Jordan

The 100* Best African American Poems (*But I Cheated) - ed. Nikki Giovanni

The Haunting of Tram Car 015 - P. Djèlí Clark

Bury My Clothes - Roger Bonair-Agard

Selected Poems - Langston Hughes

Their Eyes Were Watching God - Zora Neale Hurston

Sonata Mulattica - Rita Dove

Winnie - Gwendolyn Brooks

Bicycles: Love Poems - Nikki Giovanni

The Black God’s Drums -  P. Djèlí Clark

Kid Gloves: Nine Months of Careful Chaos - Lucy Knisley

Annie Allen - Gwendolyn Brooks

Parable of the Talents  - Octavia Butler

After Disasters - Viet Dinh

Passing for Human: A Graphic Memoir - Liana Finck

Teeth - Aracelis Girmay

A Surprised Queenhood in the New Black Sun: The Life & Legacy of Gwendolyn Brooks - Angela Jackson

Peluda - Melissa Lozada-Oliva

A Map to the Next World - Joy Harjo

Magical Negro - Morgan Parker

Corpse Whale - dg nanouk okpik

Hawkeye: Volume 1 - Matt Fraction

Cenzontle - Marcelo Hernandez Castillo

Don’t Let Me Be Lonely: An American Lyric - Claudia Rankine

Selected Poems - Gwendolyn Brooks

She Had Some Horses - Joy Harjo

The BreakBeat Poets: New American Poetry in the Age of Hip-Hope - ed. Kevin Coval, Quraysh Ali Lansana, and Nate Marshall

Beyond Uhura: Star Trek and Other Memories - Nichelle Nichols

The Past and Other Things that Should Stay Buried - Shaun David Hutchinson

Difficult Women - Roxane Gay

The Woman Who Fell From the Sky - Joy Harjo

The Collected Schizophrenias: Essays - Esmé Weijun Wang

Go Ahead in the Rain: Notes to A Tribe Called Quest - Hanif Abdurraqib

The Frolic of the Beasts - Yukio Mishima

Hawkeye Omnibus - Matt Fraction

Good Talk: A Memoir in Conversations - Mira Jacob

Karamo: My Story of Embracing Purpose, Healing, and Hope - Karamo Brown

Tipping the Velvet - Sarah Waters

When My Brother Was an Aztec - Natalie Diaz

Toxic Flora: Poems - Kimiko Hahn

Virgin - Analicia Sotelo

Easy Prey - Catherine Lo

Laura Dean Keeps Breaking Up With Me - Mariko Tamaki and Rosemary Valero-O’Connell

Saints and Misfits - S.K. Ali

Intercepted - Alexa Martin

Love from A to Z - S.K. Ali

Gemini - Sonya Mukherjee

The Atlas of Reds and Blues - Devi S. Laskar

My Brother’s Husband Vol. II - Gengoroh Tagame

Black Queer Hoe - Britteney Black Rose Kapri

Internment - Samira Ahmed

Dothead: Poems - Amit Majmudar

With the Fire On High - Elizabeth Acevedo

Sabrina & Corina: Stories - Kali Fajardo-Anstine

Milk and Filth - Carmen Giménez Smith

The Key to Happily Ever After - Tif Marcelo

If You’re Out There - Katy Loutzenhiser

Farewell to Manzanar - Jeanne Wakatsuki Houston

New Poets of Native Nations - ed. Heid E. Erdrich

Bodymap: Poems - Leah Lakshmi Piepzna-Samarasinha

Wolf by Wolf - Ryan Graudin

Tell Me How It Ends - Valeria Luiselli

Born a Crime: Stories from a South African Childhood - Trevor Noah

Down and Across - Arvin Ahmadi

The Tradition - Jericho Brown

About Betty’s Boob - Vero Cazot and Julie Rocheleau

Fake It Till You Break It - Jenn P. Nguyen

Storm of Locusts - Rebecca Roanhorse

Silver Sparrow - Tayari Jones

Pride, Prejudice, and Other Flavors - Sonali Dev

Mongrel: Essays, Diatribes, Pranks - Justin Chin

When I Grow Up I Want To Be a List of Further Possibilities - Chen Chen

The New Testament - Jericho Brown

Fumbled - Alexa Martin

If It Makes You Happy - Claire Kann

Brave Face - Shaun David Hutchinson

Words in Deep Blue - Cath Crowley

Lost Children Archive - Valeria Luiselli

Care Work: Dreaming Disability Justice - Leah Lakshmi Piepzna-Samarasinha

We Were Eight Years in Power: An American Tragedy - Ta-Nehisi Coates

Anger is a Gift - Mark Oshiro

The Bride Test - Helen Hoang

Not Your Backup - C.B. Lee

Prelude to Bruise - Saeed Jones

The Night Wanderer: A Graphic Novel - Drew Hayden Taylor and Michael Wyatt

Naturally Tan - Tan France

Bloom - Kevin Panetta and Savanna Ganucheau

Like a Love Story - Abdi Nazemian

I’m Afraid of Men - Vivek Shraya

Juliet Takes a Breath - Gabby Rivera

On Earth We’re Briefly Gorgeous - Ocean Vuong

Let Me Hear a Rhyme - Tiffany D. Jackson

I Wanna Be Where You Are - Kristina Forest

Hurricane Season - Nicole Melleby

Split Tooth - Tanya Tagaq

Hungry Hearts: 13 Tales of Love and Food - ed. Elsie Chapman and Caroline Tung Richmond

The Night Tiger - Yangsze Choo

Long Live the Tribe of Fatherless Girls - T Kira Madden

Miracle Creek - Angie Kim

Ayesha at Last - Uzma Jalaluddin

Shout - Laurie Halse Anderson

The Breakbeat Poets Vol. 3: Halal if You Hear Me - ed. Fatimah Asghar and Safia Elhillo

The Tenth Muse - Catherine Chung

This Place: 150 Years Retold - various authors

Kings, Queens, and In-Betweens - Tanya Boteju

Midnight Chicken (& Other Recipes Worth Living For) - Ella Risbridger

Library of Small Catastrophes - Alison C. Rollins

Natalie Tan’s Book of Luck and Fortune - Roselle Lim

No Ashes in the Fire: Coming of Age Black and Free in America - Darnell L. Moore

The Book of Delights - Ross Gay

The 7 1/2 Deaths of Evelyn Hardcastle - Stuart Turton

Speak No Evil - Uzodinma Iweala

How We Fight White Supremacy - Akiba Solomon and Kenrya Rankin

A Love Story Starring My Dead Best Friend - Emily Horner

Here and Now and Then - Mike Chen 

The Ghost Bride - Yangsze Choo

Red White and Royal Blue - Casey McQuiston

Becoming - Michelle Obama

The Wedding Party - Jasmine Guillory

Magic for Liars - Sarah Gailey

I’ll Be Gone in the Dark: One Woman’s Obsessive Search for the Golden State Killer - Michelle McNamara

Brain Fever - Kimiko Hahn

Life on Mars - Tracy K. Smith

Notebooks of a Chile Verde Smuggler - Juan Felipe Herrera

Catalog of Unabashed Gratitude - Ross Gay

Tentacle - Rita Indiana

Hapa Tales and Other Lies: A Memoir About the Mixed Race Hawai’i That I Never Knew - Sharon Chang

Loose Woman - Sandra Cisneros

Duende - Tracy K. Smith

Mostly Dead Things - Kristen Arnett

1919 - Eve L. Ewing

Why I’m No Longer Talking to White People About Race - Reni Eddo-Lodge

Negroland - Margo Jefferson

For Black Girls Like Me - Mariama J. Lockington

Super Extra Grande - Yoss

Home Remedies - Xuan Juliana Wang

You Can’t Touch My Hair: And Other Things I Still Have to Explain - Phoebe Robinson

An Anonymous Girl - Greer Hendricks and Sarah Pekkanen

The Abundance - Amit Majmudar

I Shall Not Be Moved - Maya Angelou

Helium - Rudy Francisco

Teaching My Mother to Give Birth - Warsan Shire

Tomie - Junji Ito

Everything’s Trash, But It’s Okay - Phoebe Robinson

This Time Will Be Different - Misa Sugiura

Junji Ito’s Cat Diary: Yon & Mu - Junji Ito

Stag’s Leap - Sharon Olds

Black Card - Chris L. Terry

It’s Not Like It’s A Secret - Misa Sugiura

Washington Black - Esi Edugyan

From Here To Eternity: Traveling the World to Find the Good Death - Caitlin Doughty

I’m Telling the Truth, But I’m Lying: Essays - Bassey Ikpi

A House of My Own: Stories from my Life - Sandra Cisneros

The Terrible - Yrsa Daley-Ward

The Black Tides of Heaven - JY Yang

The Red Threads of Fortune - JY Yang

Little Fish - Casey Plett

Trick Mirror: Reflections on Self-Delusion - Jia Tolentino

The Black Condition ft. Narcissus - Jayy Dodd

The Goldfinch - Donna Tartt

Dealing in Dreams - Lilliam Rivera

The Tiger Flu - Larissa Lai

The Island of Sea Women - Lisa See

America is Not the Heart - Elaine Castillo

Feel Free - Zadie Smith

Walking on the Ceiling - Aysegul Savas

My Time Among the Whites: Notes from an Unfinished Education - Jennine Capo Crucet

The Unpassing - Chia-Chia Lin

Maurice - E.M. Forster

Permanent Record - Mary H.K. Choi

The Downstairs Girl - Stacey Lee

Red Dust Road: An Autobiographical Journey - Jackie Kay

The Ungrateful Refugee: What Immigrants Never Tell You - Dina Nayeri

I Married My Best Friend to Shut My Parents Up - Naoko Kodama

Killers of the Flower Moon: The Osage Murders and the Birth of the FBI - David Grann

Ordinary Light - Tracy K. Smith

Cantoras - Carolina De Robertis

Brain on Fire: My Month of Madness - Susannah Cahalan

How to Be Remy Cameron - Julian Winters

The Marriage Clock - Zara Raheem

Moon: Letters, Maps, Poems - Jennifer S. Cheng

Where Reasons End - Yiyun Li

Pet - Akwaeke Emezi

Meddling Kids - Edgar Cantero

A Lucky Man - Jamel Brinkley

Maiden, Mother, Crone: Fantastical Trans Femmes - ed. Gwen Benaway

What is Obscenity? The Story of a Good for Nothing Artist and her Pussy - Rokudenashiko

The Umbrella Academy Vol. III: Hotel Oblivion - Gerard Way

Who Put This Song On? - Morgan Parker

The Souls of Yellow Folk: Essays - Wesley Yang

Wave - Sonali Deraniyagala

Love War Stories - Ivelisse Rodriguez

Baby Teeth - Zoje Stage

A Fortune for Your Disaster - Hanif Abdurraqib

Eyes Bottle Dark with a Mouthful of Flowers - Jake Skeets

Dear America: Notes of an Undocumented Citizen - Jose Antonio Vargas

The Marrow Thieves - Cherie Dimaline

Polite Society - Mahesh Rao

Patron Saints of Nothing - Randy Ribay

The Body Papers: A Memoir - Grace Talusan

A Woman is No Man - Etaf Rum

Travelers - Helon Habila

Trust Exercise - Susan Choi

The Silent Patient - Alex Michaelides

The Intuitionist - Colson Whitehead

A People’s History of Heaven - Mathangi Subramanian

The Buddha of Suburbia - Hanif Kureishi

This is Paradise: Stories - Kristiana Kahakauwila

Brood - Kimiko Hahn

Don’t Look Now - Daphne du Maurier

How We Fight for Our Lives - Saeed Jones

I Hope You Get This Message - Farah Naz Rishi

Unmarriageable - Soniah Kamal

Bad Endings - Carleigh Baker

The Water Dancer - Ta-Nehisi Coates

The Lady from the Black Lagoon: Hollywood Monsters and the Lost Legacy of Milicent Patrick - Mallory O’Meara

Shapes of Native Nonficton: Collected Essays by Contemporary Writers - ed. Elissa Washuta and Theresa Warburton

Harley Quinn: Breaking Glass - Mariko Tamaki

Even the Saints Audition - Rachel Jackson

Slay - Britney Morris

#NotYourPrincess: Voices of Native American Women - ed. Lisa Charleyboy and Mary Beth Leatherdale

The Starlet and the Spy - Ji-min Lee

North of Dawn - Nuruddin Farah

Daisy Jones & The Six - Taylor Jenkins Reid

The Drowning Boy’s Guide to Water - Cameron Barnett

They Called Us Enemy - George Takei

Dear Girls: Intimate Tales, Untold Secrets, and Advice for Living Your Best Life - Ali Wong

The Right Swipe - Alisha Rai

Full Disclosure - Camryn Garrett

Searching for Sylvie Lee - Jean Kwok

Gideon the Ninth - Tasmyn Muir

Stubborn Archivist - Yara Rodrigues Fowler

The Wicked + the Divine, Vol. 8: Old is the New New - Kieron Gillen and Jamie McKelvie

Never Grow Up - Jackie Chan

“All the Real Indians Died Off”: And 20 Other Myths About Native Americans - Roxanna Dunbar-Ortiz

In the Dream House - Carmen Maria Machado

Blame This on the Boogie - Rina Ayuyang

It - Stephen King

Sea Monsters - Chloe Aridjis

My Fate According to the Butterfly - Gail D. Villanueva

The Wicked + the Divine, Vol. 9: “Okay” - Kieron Gillen and Jamie McKelvie

The Deep - Rivers Solomon

I Hope We Choose Love: A Trans Girl’s Notes from the End of the World - Kai Cheng Thom

Mooncakes - Suzanne Walker

BTTM FDRS - Ezra Claytan Daniels and Ben Passmore

Hot Comb - Ebony Flowers

Notes from a Young Black Chef - Kwame Onwuachi

Bunny - Mona Awad

The Twisted Ones - T. Kingfisher

Shuri, Vol. 1: The Search for Black Panther - Nnedi Okorafor

I Was Their American Dream: A Graphic Memoir - Malaka Gharib

Thick: And Other Essays - Tressie McMillan Cottom

Royal Holiday - Jasmine Guillory

Boxers - Gene Luen Yang

Saints - Gene Luen Yang

Fox 8 - George Saunders

The Memory Police - Yoko Ogawa

Last Day - Domenica Ruta

Wakanda Forever - Nnedi Okorafor

The Revisioners - Margaret Wilkerson Sexton

The Future of Another Timeline - Annalee Newitz

We Have Always Been Here: A Queer Muslim Memoir - Samra Habib

Somewhere in the Middle: A Journey to the Phillipines in Search of Roots, Belonging, and Identity - Deborah Francisco Douglas

Crier’s War - Nina Varela

Something in Between - Melissa de la Cruz

The Secrets We Kept - Lara Prescott

The Tao of Raven: An Alaska Native Memoir - Ernestine Hayes

One of Us is Lying - Karen M. McManus

Piecing Me Together - Renee Watson

Binti - Nnedi Okorafor

The Nickel Boys - Colson Whitehead

Recursion - Blake Crouch

Supper Club - Lara Williams

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Official playlist for Only You:Teen Wolf Rewrite!! :)

Hey Guys! I am finally going to be posting chapter one of my Teen Wolf rewrite tonight or tomorrow . :) I am so sorry it has taken so long, I literally work everyday, all day. Here if the playlist that I suggest you listen to while you read my rewrite. Thank you guys so much! 

Plain Jane by A$AP Ferg 

Shabba by A$AP Ferg 

Never Close Our Eyes by Adam Lambert 

Set Fire to the Rain by Adele 

Burn the House Down by AJR

Weak by AJR

Let Me Down Slowly by Alec Benjamin

I’m Yours by Alessia Cara 

Missing You by All Time Low 

Fear To Feel by Alvarez Kings 

I Found by Amber Run 

Greedy by Ariana Grande 

Hands On Me by Ariana Grande 

Someone To You by BANNERS 

Mine by Bazzi

That’s It by Bebe Rexha 

Can’t Get Enough by Becky G.

Run the World (Girls) by Beyoncé

you should see me in a crown by Billie Eilish

lovely by Billie Eilish and Khalid

River by Bishop Briggs

Sodium by BONES

Angel With a Shotgun by The Cab

Drip by Cardi B

Ring by Cardi B

Sex by Cheat Codes 

Only You by Cheat Codes

Sirens by Cher Lloyd 

Human by Cher Lloyd 

Sweet Despair by Cher Lloyd

X by Chris Brown 

Fall in Line by Christina Aguilera

Arms by Christina Perri

New by Daya

G.O.A.T. by Eric Bellinger 

Lifer by Florida Georgia Line 

Heatwave by Florida Georgia Line 

Talk You Out of It by Florida Georgia Line

Lighthouse by G.R.L.

You Don’t Own Me by Grace 

Eyes Closed by Halsey 

Don’t Play by Halsey 

Gotta Let Go by Hollywood Undead 

That’s Me Right There by Jasmine V

Instruction by Jax Jones

Singles You Up by Jordan Davis

FurtureSex/LoveSound by Justin Timberlake 

Say Something by Justin Timberlake

Heaven by Kane Brown

Dark Horse by Katy Perry 

LOVE by Kendrick Lamar

King’s Dead by Kendrick Lamar

Woman by Kesha 

Brother by Kodaline

Playinwitme by KYLE

Teeth by Lady Gaga 

I Like Me Better by Lauv 

Boy by Lee Brice 

Molly by Lil Dicky 

Esskeetit by Lil Pump

Summer Fever by Little Big Town 

Secret Love Song by Little Mix

Lightning by Little Mix

Power by Little Mix

Freak by Little Mix

See Me Now by Little Mix

Everybody by Logic

Most People Are Good by Luke Bryan 

Battle Scars by Lupe Fiasco and Guy Sebastian 

HeartLess by Madison Beer 

Dead by Madison Beer 

Say It to My Face by Madison Beer 

Powerful by Major Lazer 

Girls Like You by Maroon 5

Moves Like Jagger by Maroon 5

Silence by Marshmello

There for You by Martin Garrix 

Lights Down Low by MAX

Pacify Her by Melanie Martinez

Training Wheels by Melanie Martinez

Gingerbread Man by Melanie Martinez 

Lose Control by Missy Elliot 

Let It Bump by Missy Elliot 

Gossip Folks by Missy Elliot 

Break You Hard by Natalia Kills 

Problem by Natalia Kills 

Rabbit Hole by Natalia Kills 

No One’s Here To Sleep by Naughty Boy 

Brother by NEEDTOBREATHE

Outcast by NF

Lie by NF

Beautiful Sinner by Nicki Minaj 

Buy a Heart by Nicki Minaj 

Bed by Nicki Minaj

I Wanna Know by NOTD

What About Us by Pink 

This Is Gospel by Panic At The Disco 

Movements by Pham 

Ball For Me by Post Malone 

Going to Hell by The Pretty Reckless 

Make Me Wanna Die by The Pretty Reckless

I Don’t Need a Man by The Pussycat Dolls 

Diamonds by Rihanna 

What Now by Rihanna

No Lie by Sean Paul 

Wolves by Selena Gomez and Marshmello

All My Friends by Snakehips 

The Last Time by Taylor Swift 

Dysfunctional by Tech N9ne 

Fairly Local by Twenty One Pilots 

Home by Machine Gun Kelly 

Capital Letters by Hailee Steinfeld 

Who Are You, Really? by Mikky Ekko 

Run Boy Run by Woodkid 

Iron by Woodkid 

Never Forget You by Zara Larsson 

Born Ready by Zayde Wolf 

Jet Black Heart by 5SOS

I Miss You by 5SOS

Youngblood by 5SOS

Want You Back by 5SOS

Love Lies by Khalid 

@supernaturallover2002 @deansimpalaqueen @southsiderepresent @cutiepiemimi13 

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Squishmallow Alternatives + my current reasoning for the tournament (subject to change)

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Animation Magazine interviewed José C. García de Letona and Rita Street! about the process of Space Chickens In Space in how they combined 3 animation studios to make a surreal sci-fi show for Disney XD

Watch out, Foghorn Leghorn, Calimero and Chicken Little! There are a few new animated chickens in the yard! Produced by Ánima Estudios in Mexico, Studio Moshi in Australia, and co-produced by Dublin-based Gingerbread Animation and Disney EMEA, the new 52-part toon is called Space Chickens in Space, and has all the makings of a great sci-fi comedy.

The project is the brainchild of Ánima Estudios’ founder and COO José C. García de Letona , U.S.-based producer Rita Street (Ruby Gloom, Hero: 108) and Norwegian twin designers and musicians Tommy and Markus Vad Flaaten. The imaginative show centers on the adventures of three chickens — Chuck, Starley and Finley — who are accidentally enrolled in an elite intergalactic former military academy. The show runner is Jordan Gaucher (Skunk Fu!) and story editors are Alan Keane and Shane Perez (Oddbods).

Garcia de Letona tells us that he and Street originally wanted to tell a story about siblings living in fish-out-of-water situations, but “we swapped fish for chickens and Earth for space!” He says he was very lucky to get to know the talented Vad Flaatens, who brought their own zany visuals and imaginative take on the world to the show. “The twins have been our creative partners throughout the process and the show has been improved tenfold because of them,” he notes. “Special mention should also go to our distributor CAKE, Studio Moshi, Gingerbread Animation and Disney since the show would not have become a reality without their love and support.”

De Letona says the series is heavily inspired by their favorite sci-fi movies and TV shows. “We also had the opportunity to create a unique universe which at its core is about friendship and brother-sisterhood,” he notes. “We also have a school as our setting, which is a lot of fun to work with, and we hope our audience will really empathize with the characters. Even if it is set in outer space, the show still feels like home.”

Ready to Hatch

Street is especially pleased that one of the show’s main characters is Starley, a feisty young girl chicken. “Starley was originally a boy until Disney had the foresight to recognize that we would need girls in the core cast of the show,” she points out. “Starley is fantastically unique — she’s got anger issues, she can pound entire planets into space dust, but she loves everyone and everything and just wants the entire universe to get along.”

The show’s pre- and post-production happens in Dublin, and the Toon Boom Harmony-based animation is produced in Australia. There are over 30 people in the Australian animation crew, but the whole series has a crew of over 75 people who cover all elements of design, storyboarding, editing etc, That doesn’t include the freelance scriptwriters, actors and other contributors — all of whom would bring the team number over a hundred.

Around the Cluck

According to the Ánima Estudios CEO, one of project’s main challenges was working with all the different production entities spread around the globe. “Our biggest challenge was to figure out how these very distant companies could work together, to build that pipeline from the microscopic level to the macro level,” says Garcia de Letona. “Our main goal was to do it all in a way that kept the values and ideas of the show intact.”

The Vad Flaaten brothers compare the production process to being involved in a long-distance relationship. “There is lots of Skype, Google Docs, Slack, emails and more Skype!!!” they say. “All the producers at the different studios are amazing at synching and spreading information: They’re doing a really impressive job.”

They also believe that the show’s antiheroes and sibling dynamics have universal appeal, something that goes beyond cultural and national definitions of humor. “We think weird, extreme expressions are universally funny and something we really try to push in Space Chickensso that the episodes will be interesting and memorable on a purely visual level,” note the twins, who have quite a global following thanks to their offbeat animated shorts and catchy songs.

“It’s a huge honor to have been able to develop and create humour with so many different people from across the world,” add the Vad Flaatens. “It’s been important to us that as many people along the way, from writers to ‘boarders to individual animators, get their little area of freedom to add humor — be it visual or timing-based or literal. Our hope is that this collective passion shines through.”

The brothers believe that the world needs more international partnerships like Space Chickens in Space. “We think more studios and execs should take a chance and invest in unconventional creative collaborations,” they says. “Space Chickens is the result of many different passionate artists shaping and having fun with the same idea. When people from different corners of the world come together and blend their ideas and inspire each other, beautiful, quirky and fresh stuff is made!”

Street is also quite optimistic about the state of TV animation all over the world. “I love that cartoons have once again become totally surreal,” says the veteran producer. “You don’t have to follow structural storytelling rules so much. Things don’t have to make sense. I think that’s what kids really want nowadays — to feel like they can really ‘own’ cartoons because they feel so random and out of control, which in a small way teaches kids to find joy in the randomness of their messy new-normal lives!”

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Check out this listing I just found on Poshmark: Squishmallow 12" Jordan Gingerbread Man Holiday 2022 Christmas Plush.

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I’m Dreaming of an Orange Christmas (Repost)

Originally published to Xanga on December 22, 2011

Hey there, Winnebagos. If you're here for the latest characterisation atrocity committed by Red Hood and the Outlaws, I'm afraid you're going to be a bit disappointed. While ripping into this comic will remain a regular feature here, like Suicide Squad, it's being delayed this week because I feel like it. I've got something slightly older but much better for you this week. And it's even seasonally appropriate. Today we're going to run a recap for the Green Lantern Larfleeze Christmas Special #1 from last year~  Here's the cover, as always:

Now, before we begin, let's do a little summary of this character, just in case you don't know who Larfleeze is. And shame on you for not knowing.

Larfleeze was created in the gap of issues between two of the finest Green Lantern events in comics history, Sinestro Corps War and Blackest Night. Green Lanterns aren't the only lanterns, and Sinestro decided to make that absolutely true. Hence the Sinestro Corps War: Sinestro creates some yellow rings to offset the green and gathers together a bunch who can best use its fear powers. From there, more lantern colours kept popping up. Long-time rivals the Star Sapphires officially tapped the violet light of love, an old enemy stoked the red fires of rage, and the blue glow of hope was brought about to balance all the groups. And then came this one: the orange light of avarice, held in possession by the greediest, hungriest, most selfish being in the galaxy. His name is Larfleeze, AKA Agent Orange. You can read more of his origin in the collection Green Lantern: Agent Orange, which of course I highly recommend.

But why? Why do I recommend picking up every dang comic with Larfleeze in it that you can find? Well, because Larfleeze is frigging awesome, that's why. He's pretty much the greatest Green Lantern character since the book started in 1959. (Yes, I realise it actually started much earlier with Alan Scott's character, but since Larfleeze is part of the mythos that began with Hal Jordan, we're using Hal's debut as the starting point.) Larfleeze is quirky and weird and damn entertaining. He might be on the negative side of the emotional spectrum, but he's not explicitely evil. He's certainly no Joker or... Vandal Savage, let's say. He's largely hilarious, mostly since he acts like a greedy child most of the time. He's also unreasonably powerful (actual quote from Blackest Night: "Power levels 10,000%"), his ring commits literal identity theft of those slain by it, and he has some hidden depths. Which leads us into the comic we're about to look at now.

We open on Larfleeze's junkyard. Yep, Larfleeze has a junkyard and spends much time on Earth. This comes from an exchange he had with Lex Luthor (who briefly possessed a copy of Larfleeze's ring), who told Larfleeze that one of the most valuable things one can have on Earth is land. And frankly, he has a point. (He's Lex Luthor, he always does.) Larfleeze took this to heart, and obtained for himself a junkyard where he can store all his things and possessions and stuff. I don't think it's ever quite discussed how he obtained it, but my guess is "shenanigans". But I digress.

Also through shenanigans, Larfleeze has heard of the Earth's mighty and amazing guardian, the one they call Santa Claus. Sleeping restlessly in his bed, Larfleeze awakens to a large row of various clocks. Alas, not one cat clock among them, though. Realising the day he's awaited, Larfleeze goes tearassing out of bed, shouting delightedly. (Told you he's like a big child. A very destructive, competently-violent child with a rap sheet as long as your arm and more power than anyone could know what to do with.) Larfleeze gathers up his wishlist, which could put Calvin's to shame, and rushes down the stairs, anticipating what gifts Santa has left for him and how many hours it will take him to unwrap them all (by his estimate, 18. "Perhaps twenty if the ratwaffle cheese wheels are individually wrapped!"). But to his horror, there's nothing under the tree at all. The stockings hang empty.

Larfleeze at first thinks he's been robbed, but then he notices that the cookies and milk are untouched. And then comes one of the reasons why this is among the greatest comics of all time: a recipe. An actual recipe for making orange cookies just like the ones Larfleeze has prepared. When was the last time Batman ever included a recipe for making, I dunno, gingerbread batarangs? Never, that's when. Anyways, Larfleeze concludes that Santa has callously overlooked him in his deliveries, despite his adherence to the decorations and sweet-based offerings. Catching sight of a parade on TV, Larfleeze sees Santa coming down the street. He immediately vacates his house and attacks the parade with razor-fanged reindeer.

In the scuffle, Santa loses his beard, and Larfleeze discovers he is a decoy. He then catches sight of another Santa rushing into Dee Cee's Store of Stuff. He chases the Santa through the store, and discovers a whole group of men dressed in Santa costumes. Larfleeze snarls and threatens their lives until a brave little boy speaks up and tells Larfleeze where Santa is: the North Pole. We then get another brilliant page, this time of a maze made out of the Orange Lantern symbol. For extra awesome, Larfleeze is dressed as Indiana Jones on this page, and also stumbles across Superman's Fortress of Solitude before shrugging and leaving. Oh Larfleeze, if you only knew the rare treasures that lay within it, you would surely salivate at the chance to merely even see them.

After hours of searching, Larfleeze has enough and just begins blasting at the snow and ice. Green Lantern (Hal Jordan, if you were wondering) shows up, and says the ice caps have enough problems with melting without Larfleeze contributing. That's right, Hal Jordan wants you all to go green! Larfleeze, again in petulant child mode, begins demanding that Hal bring out Santa from wherever he's hiding him. Hal insists Santa is just a story told for fun, which Larfleeze can stand even less. Hal then plays his trump card. Christmas, he says, isn't about presents or Santa or getting. It's about having Christmas spirit. Larfleeze, of course, latches on to the word "having", and asks, "How does one... attain this Christmas spirit?" And to help you out, the comic generously includes yet another crafty sort of activity: a Larfleeze Christmas tree ornament to cut out and glue. This thing is pretty boss, and the only reason I haven't done it is because it would ruin the comic.

Hal takes Larfleeze back to his junkyard, and begins searching through it, despite Larfleeze's protests. Hal sorts through Larfleeze's stuff, and gives a little lecture about how Christmas spirit isn't about making the pile of stuff in your backyard bigger (c'mon guys, we all have one). It's about the usual Christmas special mention of giving. Hal then proceeds to give Larfleeze's stuff away to various charities and donation places, all while talking about the spirit of generosity. Larfleeze looks around at his empty junkyard, with only a broken toilet and an empty septic tank left in it, and comments, "I don't think I like Christmas spirit very much." And that, my friends, is why Larfleeze is a delight to read.

Hal continues to try and explain to Larfleeze that Santa isn't real and he shouldn't put so much importance on having stuff, while Larfleeze continues to be Larfleeze. Finally Hal gives up, and drops Larfleeze's Christmas list in disgust before flying off. He turns to give Larfleeze one last piece of advice: "Do yourself a favour, Larfleeze. Look at that list. Look at it close. And ask yourself--Do I really need it?" Larfleeze appears stunned by this. The last page is silent. Larfleeze pores over his list inside his little cabin. Eventually he comes to the very last item at the bottom of the list: "My Family". Larfleeze stares at it, and then curls himself around a pillow and lies down. The end.

Boy, what did I say about hidden depths, huh? Now you see why I read everything that Larfleeze appears in. (Next thing he appears in: Green Lantern New Guardians #4, coming December 28th. Can't wait~ ) Also, the issue then includes a bonus 2-page comic about Orange Lantern member Glomulus, and his quest to find a gift for Larfleeze, and all done in the Tiny Titans style, so it's quite cute. And a full page holiday message picture of all the Earth Green Lanterns (save Kyle) wishing you a happy holidays from DC closes out the issue.

This is a pretty great comic, and I highly recommend picking it up should you stumble across it in the back issues of your local comic shop or some online dealer. DC used to put out Christmas and Halloween specials all the time, but they didn't this year, probably due to the accursed relaunch. Perhaps next year they'll get back on the ball.

Also, it just occurred to me that Larfleeze would be absolutely the greatest Grinch of all time.

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Old glee spoof liveblogs

Yuè [glee spoof 4] so yeah i decided to watch all of simgm's glee stuff (glee spoof, glee minisodes, gleedo) and i am at spoof 4

Yuè Oh this one has no captions Yuè MICHAEL IS HERE!!!! Yuè "THE FUCKING AUDITORIUM FINN" Yuè I've been singing the Obsession with Finn song at the top of.mylungs today cause what a jam Yuè IT IS MY BOY BLAAAAAAAAINE Yuè there were a lot of guest stars Yuè GO EMMA Yuè TATER TOTS Yuè "Nice mugshot Mercedes"

Yuè [glee spoof 5] time for rachel's nose job

Yuè ah.. no captions Yuè "but we'll pretend that never happened cause we're good at doing that with storylines" Yuè YOOO WILLIAM IS HERE FOR SAM Yuè AND ALSO SCOTT (I think that was the name of the actor before Kyle) AS PUCK Yuè glee did Wannabe in an episode but it wasn't the same because Brother's riffs weren't in there Yuè "is that all you ever do?" TRUTH Yuè I love it when Hemo smiles in the background Yuè thanks Emma for slamming Will and his "teaching" Yuè "what in the fuckity fuck fuck was that shit??" Yuè nickname one: lemon drop Yuè I love this part Yuè "where did that piano come from?" Yuè SORRY SIMGM BUT CHECK PLEASE JUST GOT UPDATED I NEED T READ IT Yuè okay okay I am going to continue cause it hasn't blown up yet so I can't blog about omgcp yet Yuè I don't like Santana faking the sexual harassment claim tho Yuè ZOOMBA Yuè thanks simgm for pointing out the double standards between male and female characters Yuè "a sad attempt of giving me a storyline" Yuè damm Sister did great job on the performances Yuè "Nice choir Mercedes"

Yuè [glee spoof 6] WHERE'S MA CROWN? Yuè "isn't that what you did" "yeah but.. I'm Finn" Yuè "THAT'S WHY YOU BETTER ROLL" Yuè "I can't believe we're stupid enough to believe that" Yuè "wow... misjudged that one" Yuè thanks simgm for pointing out so many plot holes Yuè "you can't fight the power of Brittana" Yuè I FORGOT ABOUT JESSE FALLING DOWN THE STAIRS Yuè I can't believe Michael did Jesse and Kurt's voice Yuè *voices Yuè YES YES YES THE BLAINE SONG IS STILL MY JAM WHY ISN'T IT ON THEIR SPOTIFY? ?? Yuè "yeah if you're gonna fight at least hit each other" Yuè THIS S.MY FAVORITE PART OF ALL OF GLEE SPOOFS GO FOR IT KURT Yuè nickname two: sugary plumb pie Yuè THIS ENTIRE EPISODE IS WONDERFUL Yuè "ONE MORE TIME" Yuè "Nice poem Mercedes"

Yuè [glee spoof 7] This is over 30 minutes long that's what I call dedication

Yuè " half of the stuff that happens to us makes no damn sense" Yuè I still can't believe Boss built the entire New York set herself Yuè "I HAVE BIG PLANS" fuuuuck I should wear my I have big plans t-shirt Yuè well Quinn.. Cats is back on Broadway now aka Rachel was just 6 years early Yuè "it's no time for logic Kurt" Yuè SAVE THE HORSES Yuè "I regret nothing" I love the glee spoof Artie Yuè I just love the entire glee spoof Yuè "I HAVE BIG PLANS" Yuè I am just in constant amazement of the New York set Yuè I'm now wearing the Big Plans t-shirt just around the time Quinn goes crazy about her big plans Yuè Oh god after six years I finally get the "Bootay" thing Yuè "well this could've been a lo-" Yuè "shut the fuck up Finn" Yuè I remember Boss saying Michael worked really hard on the song Yuè Boss sounds so much like Lea it's unreal maybe Boss should be on Elsie Fest this year Yuè why doesn't the Sims 4 have spiral staircases yet? Yuè "you know you're probably gonna change your mind by the end of the episode, right?" Yuè "PLANS! Big ones!" Yuè "Okay first of all: breath mints. You needs on" Yuè Brittany is the only sane one here Yuè quite frankly. . Sunshine beating Rachel up is more believable than Rachel's sudden change of heart Yuè "I'm Finn" Yuè "that might change by the end of the episode though" true true true Yuè SMACK THAT Yuè I like this song more than Pretending but honestly I just really don't like Pretending Yuè there's so many great music in this episode Yuè I actually used to have Simgm music on my phone including this song Yuè the part with Santana and Rachel is my favourite Yuè nickname 3: pancakes Yuè nickname 4: gingerbread dough sprinkled lightly toasted graham cracker bunny" Yuè "who got tad more songs than me" "WHAT?" Yuè aaaah my Brittana shipping heart Yuè "NOW MARCH MOTHERFUCKER" Yuè "oh and. ... Tater tots" Yuè woah Brianna voiced both Terri and Sunshine?

Yuè [glee spoof 8] (Jim Cantiello voice) SEASON 3. The season where we appreciate Tina.

Yuè JUDGING YOU WRITERS Yuè "I don't have any (smile)" Yuè "We appreciate you!" Yuè "cinnamon toast" "Finn!" Yuè nickname 5: Pop Tart Yuè honestly Blaine should've just fucked stayed at Dalton Yuè what happened to Dianna's dog? Yuè "... than Kurt dropped Mercedes" oH SHIT Yuè THIS IS THE START OF UNICORN Yuè nickname 6: Candy Cane Yuè GOD BLESS THE BLAINE SONG AND BOSS'S BROTHER'S VOICE Yuè "I didn't do it" Yuè ah the angry student is back Yuè Oh wait is this where Jordan started voicing Sue? Yuè "Because they don't know what else to do with my character" Yuè good thing that glee spoof continues the hair jokes Yuè "We appreciate you!" Yuè this song was also on my phone Yuè I think I had Breakout, Tonight, Blaine song, Faith, Gotta Be Love With You and another one on my phone Yuè OH THE CELL BLOCK TANGO Yuè watching this really makes me want to play the Sims 2 again but... I have a storyline on the Sims 4 aka a fifth generation family Yuè QUINN FALLING GETS ME EVERY TIME Yuè name of Beth 1: Carol Yuè "holy crap I can't believe I'm actually saying meaningful lines" Yuè nadiacreek actually made a ranking of parents in glee and she put Shelby on it twice Yuè good for Beth and bad for Rachel Yuè "IHBBP. I have big baby plans!" Yuè "Damn, you Brittana"

Yuè [glee spoof 9] and we appreciate Tina Yuè Oh I love this song Yuè "Asian" "Asian F" "stereotype" "stop doing glee club" "no" "I'm glad we talked this out" Yuè BRITT IN A MONKEY SUIT Yuè name of Beth 2 and 3: Susan, Mary Yuè name of Beth 4: Jessica Yuè THEY SAY THAT LIFE IS TATER TOT AR R Y OU FOR REAL?? Yuè RORY UM IRISH Yuè I love the cast list Yuè and I also love Mercedes's riffs Yuè was Nathan actually Irish? I don't think do cause he was in one of those chats Yuè "I was told you are too" True Yuè "We apprecia-" "Shut the fuck up" Yuè "COURAGE" Yuè I actually wanted the courage t-shirt before I got the I have big plans one Yuè Oh man I miss the old crack days of jokes of Finn telling Blainers to sit down Yuè AND THERE IS BRIANNA AS SUGAR MOTTA Yuè "what the f-" Yuè "H-" "stop you're embarrassing yourself" Yuè I LOVE THAT FINN SMILE Yuè "Told you"

Yuè [glee spoof 10] that time a parody handled Santana's coming out story better than the actual show

Yuè I love the warning Yuè "I've been working in keeping my eyebrows still" Yuè "I think I'll go wax my lasagna" is one of my favourite lines ever Yuè OH B OY SEBASTIAN Yuè nickname 7???: snuggle toes Yuè a background sim is wearing a fez I love it Yuè FUCKING HELL THE VEGAN THING Yuè "Tina what the fuck" "Bitch" Yuè Y'ALL IT IS TIME FOR THE CELL BLOCK TANGO THIS IS ONE OF THE BEST MOMENTS OF MY LIFE Yuè also who the hell did these sometimes inaccurate captions? Yuè kudos to Boss for all these dialogues Yuè "Found out he couldn't handle BIG PLANS" Yuè damm I'm still in awe bc f the Cell Block Tango Yuè "we're here to save Rachel's virginity" Yuè nickname 8: Watermelon Lips Yuè KLAINE DID WATERMELON BEFORE IT WAS COOL Yuè I've drawn so many Stop the violence things Yuè Lauren is creepin Yuè GO SIMGM GO SIMGM GO SIMGM YES YES YES THANKS FOR THIS SCENE Yuè I love the big camera and also them saying the storyline is stupid Yuè also we needed more of Brittany supporting Santana during this come on fuck off glee Yuè I HAD TOTALLY FORGOTTEN ABUT TIS SONG Yuè Quinn is just smiling while Santana is beating the living shit out of Finn Yuè "Can't say I didn't warn you" Yuè FINN SINGING WHILE DRUNK AND NAKED IS MY FAVE Hannah sebbbbb Yuè Hannah: did you watch simgm ????????

Yuè [glee spoof 11] time for simgm to do it right

Yuè it is true tho bc Santana suddenly got suspended for violence and I'm like... FIGGINS HAVE YOU SEEN WHAT THESE KIDS DO ON A DAILY BASIS? Yuè Man the actual episode was such bullshit Yuè "then we're all in the wrong club" Yuè Brittany saying the truth Yuè the entire Quick storyline is so weird Yuè "CHEESEBURGER" Yuè tbh this song is as boring as the song they actually sung on glee so congrats simgm Yuè I'll never get why Santana was so offended by Klaine singing Perfect to her in support bc they know how hard it is in a straight world Yuè whereas the straight dude who outed her sang a boring ass unnecessary song and Santana was crying because she was so ///moved/// Yuè "unions and ass????" Yuè nickname 9: Dolphin Nose? Yuè "I'M KURT BITCH" Yuè Brittana should've sung in the actual glee sigh glee this was such a disappointment Yuè BRITTANA DANCING THE SMUSSLE Yuè honestly suspending Rachel was the best that could have happened because it gave us a killer Rachel free setlist Yuè "Do you people know math???" Yuè "Not completely. I have big plans" "there she goes again" Yuè ZISES Yuè "and clap like a seal" Yuè "It's random and out of character" Yuè glee and its writers suck at romance Yuè "QUINN HEEL" Yuè THIS IS THE SONG THAT WAS ALSO ON MY PHONE Yuè "I can still remember when I was 18. and here I am at 17, a woman"

Yuè [glee spoof 12] there weren't any songs in it

Yuè NVM I WAS WATCHING EPISODE 13 THERE ARE SONGS IN EP 12 Yuè "oh you know me and my big plans" Yuè "we hold hands, ran into Kurt and Blaine, and I moved two weeks later" Yuè unfortunately the old channel doesn't have captions Yuè "allow me to show you my excitement. ..... " I actually use that quote in real life Yuè why can't Shue do anything by himself Yuè "it always freaks me out when he decides to actually teach" Yuè I love these moments Yuè "my cat will eat you alive" Yuè I just remember how uncomfortable it was to watch Finchel suck face on glee like they didn't even look like loving kisses it was full open mouth on open mouth and making out Yuè "you would know all about announcing things wouldn't you" Yuè I also liked this song Yuè "no I only do that in cars" Yuè nickname 10: chocolate turle Yuè *turtle Yuè to quote Darren Criss: "it's cool I'm back" Yuè after taking a break to help dad wth dinner I'm gonna end this episode Yuè Oh the slushie Yuè "do my eyebrows look okay?" Yuè "that building was already on fire when I got there" Yuè "what happens in the bathroom stays in the bathroom" Yuè "aren't we supposed to be rehearsing" "DO WE EVEN KNOW HOW TO DO THAT?" Yuè GAY PIRATE Yuè "oh wow we actually accomplished something" I love Quinn s snark in these spoofs Yuè so much snark Yuè "oh sh-" Yuè WAIT JORDAN ALSO VOICED GRANT?

Yuè [glee spoof 13] Finn doesn't know how to wash his balls

Yuè really.. Will and Emma suck at their jobs Yuè BLACK SUE Yuè "by the way I'm having a baby" Yuè Mercedes was actually the only one in canon that handled differently when she cheated Yuè "where do I sign to get you fired?" Yuè there were no songs in this ep... Yuè Oh yeah Boss voiced Sugar cause Brianna was ill Yuè poor Puck Yuè ZISES Yuè "sure let's go with that" Yuè "okay who the fuck is this guy?" Quinn once again spilling the truth Yuè "FINN YOU SON OF A-" Yuè "my girlfriend my girlfriend politics and Latino Brittany is my girlfriend equal rights if I wanna kiss my girlfriend I can rainbow flag" Yuè nickname 11: crayola monkey Yuè wait isn't this Scott's last episode?

Yuè [glee spoof 14] what a nice episode title

Yuè "I'm sorry we don't speak bitch" Yuè "and you make a two dollar hoe look classy" Yuè Sam is wearing simgm merch Yuè "I don't here Finchel when Finchel speaks" same Yuè respect for simgm to not make fun of the suicide storyline Yuè I STILL CAN'T BELIEVE TEY PUT A STARKID REFERENCE IN HETR Yuè "MY CAT IS PART OF THE CIA" Yuè in which the girls are fucking sensible Yuè I love the glee version of No Scrub but man what a jam is this Yuè "you suck at motivational speeches" Yuè "do you feel the 'I don't give a fuck' I'm throwing in your direction" Yuè I ASKED FOR DEVELOPMENT AND THEY GAVE ME A WHEELCHAIR Yuè "I have-" "give it a rest Quinn" Yuè "he didn't call me a nickname today" "OH SHIT SON" Yuè "since five seconds ago" Yuè THESE PARTS BETWEEN SIBLING OH GOD Yuè damn Quinn is being inspirational Yuè duck bless this song Yuè AH BRITT Yuè "If there was a chair to kick right now I would" Yuè well well well simgm Yuè nice song

Yuè [glee spoof 15] at this point Boss and Co were so done they put 4 episodes in one spoof

Yuè True about Damian and the glee project thing Yuè waot there are no captions Yuè Mr Schue is such a dick Yuè ah... Quinn's face Yuè for real tho in 4 eps Santana changed her opinion on college too many times Yuè "this got disturbing really fast" Yuè UNIQUE Yuè "knock knock" "who's there?" "go away" Yuè THE WAY RACHEL'S FACE JUST FELL Yuè ZISES IS IN THE CHOIR ROOM Yuè the Quoe boner thing was so gross Yuè I also use "and I wanna go to college" in real life to basically say WTF Yuè fuck Chandler Yuè Oh jesus Yuè btw welcome Kyle to the cast Yuè "I can do that now. I see you're dressed as Lea Michele today" Yuè SANTANA VISION Yuè "dinosaurs" "shut the fuck up Mike"

Yuè [glee spoof 16] this is the end

Yuè throwback to the first ep Yuè Rachel is a selfish as Yuè *ass Yuè and Tina is right Yuè THE BODY SWAP Yuè nickname 12 kinda: winky fairy Yuè ahhh I'm getting all emotional Yuè TATER TOOOOOOOOOOOOTS Yuè another throwback because they're all wearing the outfits they wore in the first spoof Yuè "good luck with that" Yuè EVEN ZISES WAS HERE Yuè the unicorn magic!! Yuè "my big plans are-" (title song) Yuè ... and it's over AGAIN

Yuè [glee spoof minisodes and others]

Yuè mini 1Glee Spoof Minisode 1 | Kurt's Problem with Blaine Yuè this is the video that led me to Simgm because of Michael's awesome voice work Yuè nickname 1: cutiepiedumplingsugartwinkledove Yuè I love that nickname Yuè nickname 2: kurtsie wurtsie Yuè mini 2Glee Spoof Minisode 2 | Santana Exposes All Yuè TATER TOTS YEAAAAAH Yuè "Penises and Winecoolers: a dangerous combination" Yuè "you've been a bad girl Santana" oh lord Yuè mini 3Glee Spoof Minisode 3 | Fondue for Two Yuè wait Yuè this isn't minisode 3 Yuè this is the other Fondue for Two mini Yuè okay in other words minisode 3 has disappeared so let's just move to Yuè mini 4Glee Spoof Minisode 4 |The Glee Cast Discover the Gl... Yuè this s where it gets real Yuè "SAVE THE HORSES" Yuè this is the first time the actual sim "actors" were in a video Yuè "am I really that tall?" "YES!" Yuè mini 5Glee Spoof Minisode 5 | Quinn's Summer Before Senior... Yuè I actually ripped the audio off of this one and put it on my phone so that I could listen t it Yuè "you have too many messages fr me to count" Yuè "BLAINE HOW MANY TMES DO I HAVE TO TELL YOU NOT TO SING DURING-" Yuè quinn's face when Finn tries to order a pizza Yuè "..." "that must've been Tina leaving a message" Yuè mini 6Glee Spoof Minisode 6 | The Glee Club Gets Tested Yuè "you know I'm gonna flunk" Yuè Oh Santana Yuè "cow ass no. 5?" Yuè "you're all fucking crazy" "we didn't need a test to tell us that" Yuè mini 7 for realGlee Spoof Minisode 7 | Fondue for Two Part 2 Yuè "do you enjoy being a lesbian?" Yuè nickname 3: puffy-bear Yuè again.. oh Santana Yuè "you do like tossing things" "yeah like..." "my girlfriend out of the closet" Yuè mini 8Glee Spoof Minisode 8 | Brainstorming with the Creat... Yuè RIB is at it again Yuè "is Obama available?" if only Yuè Ian does no shit Yuè hey it's a Zises Yuè I love the Sim cast Yuè "what the fuck did I just read" after the IKAG script is gold Yuè mini 9Glee Spoof Minisode 9 | The Glee Cast Auditions Yuè Sim cast is back wohoo Yuè "my name is-" "you've got the part" Yuè "no way that's HELLA cool!" Yuè mini 10Glee Spoof Minisode 10 | To Catch a Pedo Will Yuè you know that's also HELLA cool? Yuè more of Brianna as sugar Yuè "Because my boyfriend is super awesome" Yuè Sue knocking Schue down always gets me Yuè mini 11Glee Spoof Minisode 11 | Favorite Moments Yuè TIME FOR SENTIMENT Yuè I agree with Michael. "Where's ma crown?" is my favourite part as well Yuè the Christmas crap festGlee Spoof Christmas Special | Holly Jolly Crap Fest Yuè honestly I haven't seen this one in ages Yuè "this Irish dude" Yuè "????????????????" Yuè this was very weird tbh Yuè they never released that song Yuè comic conGlee Cast Comic Con Spoof Yuè I thought it was very cool that actual viewers could send in audio questions Yuè fucking mcgustin Yuè never forget mcgustin Yuè save horses and coffee 2k17 Yuè Oh shit Lea's laugh Yuè LEA Yuè go for it Darren Yuè sneak peek Behind the Scenes of Glee Spoofs Yuè this is like one minute long but it points out so many glee flaws it's hilarious Yuè "I asked for development and they gave me a wheelchair" Yuè btw I am watching all the little glee spoofs and other bts stuff but I'm not gonna live blog them