#Jordan Eddsworld

[scilou-mdr]

Yapper x listener

[yoinkschief]

I remember watching this one movie called Us by Jordan Peele

What if the eddsworld lads were dropped in this universe lol

It's actually so funny that you ask that cause I just finished watching that movie after my friends recommended it to me !!!

The easy answer would be haha Spares ! And they just kill them all ofc, but I think thinking about it in the setting of Us is the best way to go about this,,,

To me I immediately go to character 1-to-1s, like who would be which character in the movie, yk ?

I think Edd would be Adelaide, I mean cause duh main characters, but also they just,,,, I dunno something about them fits, I think it's cause to me they both have that same instinct of wanting to protect everyone themselves but also holding all responsibility on their shoulders and not letting anyone else feel that weight if that makes sense (This is just a personal HC for Edd, but I think Adelaide might genuinely feel this way, at least in some regard, seeing as she hadn't told Gabe about her fears with Santa Cruz's beach until the movie, which sure could be for plot reasons but I don't see why she wouldn't have told him way sooner since they've been to the beach house before if it wasn't because she was scared to let him hear that cause he'd think she's crazy, yk, keeping all the "burden" to herself)

I think Tom would be Gabe, because I mean fucking look at them, goofy ass dads the both of them I mean it's perfect it fits something something TomEdd propaganda

Matt would be Zora in an odd sense,, I dunno him and Tord's character placements are a little flimsy to be fair,,, honestly I have Tord as Jason cause he's a little shit who loves fire

Also I'm mostly doing this because I would LOVE to see Eduardo and Jon as Kitty and Josh,,, I think Kitty would be Eduardo and Josh would be Jon, and I know a lot of people aren't going to agree with that but I see it with the times Kitty turns to Adelaide and is just like "I think about killing him sometimes" like as a joke obviously cause haha ball and chain, but also mostly because of the scene where Kitty's on the balcony and telling Josh to go and look outside since she heard something

and there's another reason why but it's cruel and would have minor spoilers for the movie

As for who's Becca and Lindsey I don't care I hate them bitches Mark can be both he's blonde enough for it

BUTTT thinking about this in a more "The boys but their next shenanigan is Us" it changes a bit

(WARNING: SPOILERS BEYOND THIS)

Leaning more into that whole "haha, Spares!" moment but mostly just for Bing and Larry cause they totally fucking would be the type to create soulless copies like that I mean they already fucking did and I will never forgive them from throwing Scribble Tom in the reject room he deserves to be free

But also imo if we're going down this route I think it would be better to have Tord as Adelaide with the whole leaving and coming back bit he did, I think it would be a great way to incorporate the twist if ykwim I don't wanna outright spoil anything yk but I think that would be the extent of like the one-to-one comparisons with the main cast versus eddsworld casting since everyone else has pretty different personalities

But they wouldn't hesitate to not give a damn and just kill every doppelganger they came across, I think the neighbors would still get killed but they'd show up in the next eddisode like nothing happened, and I think Edd would know about the whole twist at the end,,, kinda like how some people speculate Jason does :ppp

[gender-envy-tournament]

Gender Bracket #2

All people and pairs were chosen randomly from submissions

Pairs under cut

Hal Jordan (DC Comics) vs. Will Graham (Hannibal)

Vico Ortiz vs. Troy Barnes (Community)

Damiano David vs. Yung Gravy

Soundwave (Transformers Prime) vs. Alex Fierro (Magnus Chase)

Momiji Sohma (Fruits Basket)vs. Wakko Warner (Animaniacs)

Spock (Star Trek) vs. Hange Zoe (Attack on Titan)

Spencer Shay (iCarly) vs. The Skeleton from the Too Old to Rave Album Cover

Red Guy (Don't Hug Me I'm Scared) vs. Guillermo de la Cruz (What We Do In the Shadows)

Loma Shade (Shade the Changing Girl) vs. Riff Raff (The Rocky Horror Picture Show)

Snufkin (Moomin) vs. Max Thunderman (The Thundermans)

Luke Skywalker (Star Wars) vs. John Mulaney

Mikey Way vs. Ashton Greymoore (Critical Role)

Dr. Two-Brains (Wordgirl) vs. Han Solo (Star Wars)

Mettaton (Undertale) vs. Double Trouble (She-Ra and the Princesses of Power)

Twelfth Doctor (Doctor Who) vs. Sherlock Holmes (Sherlock)

Wilford Warfstache (Markiplier) vs. Chris Kratt (Wild Kratts)

Swatch (Deltarune) vs. Jonny d'Ville (The Mechanisms)

Everybodysbigbrother (Tiktok) vs. Tom Lucitor (Star vs. the Forces of Evil)

Steve Harrington (Stranger Things) vs. Nemo (Finding Nemo)

Kid Blink (Newsies) vs. Sombra (Overwatch)

Wilbur Soot vs. Kirara Hoshi (Jujutsu Kaisen)

Simu Liu vs. Crona (Soul Eater)

A Tree from Dollywood vs. Izzy Hands (Our Flag Means Death)

Pete Davidson vs. Tord Larsson (Eddsworld)

Gunpowder Tim (The Mechanisms) vs. Marquis de Lafayette (Hamilton)

Hermie Unworthy (Dungeons and Daddies) vs. Chai (Hi-Fi Rush)

Venus (We Know the Devil) vs. Bruce Springsteen

Fraxiom vs. Lego Batman (The Lego Batman Movie)

Janet (The Good Place ) vs. Cecil Palmer (Welcome to Nightvale)

Henry Jekyll (Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde) vs. Frank Sinatra

Rodrick Heffley (Diary of a Wimpy Kid) vs. Namaari (Raya and the Last Dragon)

Carmen Sandiego (Carmen Sandiego) vs. Xuanli (The Legend of Xiaohei)

[bitd]

jo and us* is just such a funny pair. we have been locked in an eternal struggle for a decade of fallen angel girl and demon girl with beautiful opinions on what it means to deserve suffering and whether or not we do. i have never had anyone antagonize me harder than jordan and i have also never had anyone save my ass more he's like the funniest little freak in my brain and sometimes i think about the depth of how much i do appreciate him despite how frequently horrible he is and then i turn around and fucking tord eddsworld has a snide comment for me

*valentine as a whole not me specifically but also not other people outside of that subsys

[ifjwijepfoqi]

about me

who am i???

HIIII im jordan.... uhhh i like to draw and paint. i love south park mainly... BUT heres some other crap i like!!! i like final space, rick and Morty, family guy, the Simpsons, eddsworld, flamingo, polor cub, deltarune, tf2, hello kitty, hazbin hotel, SMILING FRIENDS, lego movie, if a turtle loses it shell is it naked or homeless? _____________________________

the fnaf movie is fire

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my fav youtuber is smg4 lol SUSSY NOTEBOOK ___________________________

i like to voice act and I'm an Coder, Animator. i do south park acting (heres some ( voice act Tweek, Pip and craig and a little bit of cartman and i can do kyle. (IN LOVE WITH SCENE KYLE!!!))))) has ADHD) WOOO THIS PERSON IS COOL! BIG SMG4 FAN

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stan x kyle, wendy x stan, butters x kenny,

tweek x craig, pim x charlie, husk x angle, and thats all for now

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balls

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fav songs she's homeless muddy cup E.T i wanna be your boyfriend notion hug me i cant decide young girl a wasted summer rises the moon spy? step on me Christmas kids

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my brother is a furry

[blazedrawsstuff]

Told ya I was going to make a sequel to this: Under The Sea

Eduardo: Leopard Seal (He spooking Jon since Leopard Seals are vicious predators)

Jon: Remora

Mark: Gorebyss (from Pokemon)

Jordan: Seahorse

Blade: Lionfish

[prettyswellaus]

Bio, Abilities, Bonus Notes, Version without text and Skullette, and Skullette are down below!.

Bio

Parents

An Angel

Age

15

Killer Style

The angels staple, a white robe, undershirt sandals, and golden bracelets! I uh...didn't get the memo that no other student wears stuff like that, so...perhaps I'll change it one day.

Freaky Flaw

I often let people walk all over me, to me, other's feelings and happiness come before my own.

Pet

I was gifted an adorable little lamb by my father, his name is Uriel! I just have to make sure he stays away from my garden.

Favorite Activity

I have quite the green thumb, flowers, fruits, vegetables, you name it, I have it in my garden!

Pet Peeve

My halo never lies about how I'm feeling, so I can't really hide my true feelings about anything...

Favorite Subject

Botany!* Never gotten anything less than a A- in that class! Biteology is a very close second.

Least Favorite Subject

Metal Shop, I barely know what I'm doing most of the time.

Favorite Color(s)

Red

Favorite Food(s)

Cheesecake! Expecting Angel Food Cake? I mean it is delicious don't get me wrong. But Cheesecake is so creamy and smooth, Angel Food pales in comparison.

Friends

Eduardo Ramirez

Jon Campbell (BFF)

Mark Emerson

Blade Norwood

Venus McFlytrap

Abilities

Light Manipulation

Jordan can create and manipulate light, however, as a pacifist, he rarely if ever uses it for offensive reasons. Instead preferring to use it for practical reasons, to get out of a sticky situation, or to break up a fight (by temporality blinding the instigator(s) with light).

Emotional Color Change

Similar to Kiyomi Haunterly's body, Jordan's halo acts similar to that of a mood ring, changing colors depending on how he's feeling. It’s normally yellow/gold, which means he’s happy, blue means he’s sad, red means he’s angry, purple means he’s scared, green means he’s disgusted, pink means he’s in love, orange is when he’s annoyed, etc.

Flight

Jordan can fly thanks to the wings on his back.

Immortality

As with all angels, creatures of divine worship and power, he is immortal.

Bonus Notes

(More to possibly be added in the future)

His halo can glow in the dark

His outfit not fitting in with the other students is purposeful, as he was homeschooled for a majority of his life.

He was terrified of Dusk when he first met her, though he did eventually warm up to her.

He's terrible at videogames, due to his uselessness with technology.

He had a crush on Amanita Nightshade, but was turned off when he found out about her...less-than-savory personality.

*Yes I'm aware that Botany is not an official class in Monster High Canon, but this isn't canon, so yeah.

[edds-cola-can]

some lazy doodles

[alice-box]

Jordan for @edds-cola-can  “:з

uwu

[into-loser-ville]

babey,, son boy,,

( design by @edds-cola-can )

[powedd]

kinda rushed this but uhh heres @edds-cola-can's boyo in animal crossing style fkdhd

[scilou-mdr]

FroggyTurtles on this trend??👀👀

I've been doing this since this morning, idk if I like the result but I think it's cute

Jordan is like that because Hellucard sees him like that

[nemesiswife]

acrylic paints are hard to work with

but im happy with how this turned out !!

@edds-cola-can hope you like it !

[viridianv0id]

i did it, i fucken did it

perish  @edds-cola-can

[blazedrawsstuff]

Eddsworld Headcanons: What do they smell like?

Of course, these smells apply to the "base canon", alternate forms and some AU versions likely have their own smells.

Edd and Tord both smell like bacon, but Tord's a bit more smokey than Edd's. Tord's got a mix between bacon smell and cigar smoke smell.

I'd say Tom smells of alcohol, but alcohol doesn't have a body smell, only a breath smell. Ironically Tom smells pretty good, a mix between ocean smell, blackberries, and blueberries.

Due to the messiness of Matt's room and him being rather messy in general, Matt doesn't always smell the best, like sweaty clothes on the floor. He usually masks the scent with colonge and/or scented fabric stuff, usually with grape or lavender smells, it changes every so often.

Eduardo smells like Avocados (ripe ones are described as having a "pleasant, sweet aroma") but also a bit of smokiness/woodiness behind it.

Jon smells like Petrichor, the smell you smell after a rainstorm. In cases where he is dead. The scent gets stronger wherever he is as a ghost. Basically, if it suddenly smells like after a rainstorm on a very sunny day, Jon’s ghost is nearby.).

Mark smells like earl grey tea and old books.

[prettyswellaus]

Kinda ironic that Blaze in the regular Eddsworld universe, became a witch (temporarily) but Blade is the witch in some AU's. Spoilers, this will also not be the only AU in which she is a witch.

Bio, Abilities, Bonus Notes, Version without text and Skullette, and Skullette are down below!.

Bio

Parents

A witch

Age

16

Killer Style

Who says classics can't be premium? Of course, I provide my own spin on the standard witch affair.

Freaky Flaw

That's none of your business

"Let's see...haughty, stubborn, rarely cares about others, focuses too much on reputation, there's a lot." - Mark

Pet

The goodest of all boys...Julius! No, he's not a cat. He's my precious Patterdale Terrier.

Favorite Activity

Listening to music while lifting weights!

Pet Peeve

Well, other than assumptions made about me because of my species, I HATE being seen as "soft" or "weak" by others! Anyone who says that about me is wrong, dead wrong!

Favorite Subjects

Music and Physical Deducation. What can I say? Singing and lifting are my two greatest strengths!

Least Favorite Subject

English, why can I say except "boring!"?

Favorite Color(s)

Orange

Favorite Food(s)

Can't go wrong with some steak and carrots every so often. Oh, and Iced Tea, the nectar of the gods is my drink of choice.

Friends

Eduardo Ramirez

Jon Campbell

Mark Emerson

Jordan Whatley

Abilities

Magic

Like all magicians, Blade is able to cast spells and preform magic, her magic usually manifests as orange lightning. Though the exact magic spells, and the extent of her magical abilities is not known by this point. Blade usually requires a wand to do more "advanced" spells, whereas she can use weaker spells by the use of her hands.

Potion Brewing

As common with most mages, Blade can brew potions.

Bonus Notes

(More to possibly be added in the future)

-None, yet-