#Jonah Simms

[livelovecaliforniadreams]

#When it's your first Valentines Day together as a couple and you say I love you for the first time 

[genderstarbucks]

Jonah my beloved

[jdorian]

SUPERSTORE • S6E15 ↳ “All Sales Final”

[forbescaroline]

235 FAVORITE SHIPS OF ALL TIME (ranked by my followers) 34. amy sosa and jonah simms - superstore

[x3nshit]

i dont want a love like the movies. i want a love like they have in sitcoms. playfully roasting each other. every one teasing us when we're together. slowly becoming best friends. like Jake and Amy from Brooklyn Nine-Nine, or Jonah and Amy from Superstore, or Phil and Claire from Modern Family, or Ben and Leslie from Parks and Recreation. Movies say 'happily ever after' but sitcoms show you the after. I want a love like the sitcoms

[brilliancetheory]

Superstore

Jonah Simms + that thing he does with his fingers

[bakerolivia]

#every time someone recommends me a new show

[b0bbynash]

[luvhotchner]

jealous accident - jonah simms

summary: jonah can’t help his jealousy and accidentally outs his crush to the whole team.

warnings: jonah simms x fem!reader, use of y/n, swearing, jokes about vomit, the gc bullying each other, and obviously sandra slander

i finally wrote who cheered?!?! anyways, i’m obsessed with superstore rn, i promise i’ll get back to the criminal minds stuff soon, but as of right now im IN LOVE w jonah simms. pls say yall can relate to this. also my message app thing updated so now i cant add more than 7 people wtff.

anyways! send some cm requests my way!

[peabodyandsitcoms]

even if sitcoms are often unrealistic, they sure do hit those daddy issues right on the head every single time

[gf2bellamy]

misunderstanding — jonah simms

pairing: jonah simms x fem!reader ( no use of y/n ) summary: there has been a misunderstanding causing everyone to think that you and jonah are dating content warnings: nothing a/n: i've been rewatching superstore and i'm in love w jonah ( again)

You stepped into the break room, the faint smell of burnt food and bad coffee hitting you immediately. With a sigh, you shrugged off your jacket and hung it on the hook by the door, clutching your steaming cup of coffee.

Sliding into one of the chairs, you unlocked your phone and started scrolling aimlessly, barely paying attention to anything around you. But after a moment, the eerie silence of the room began to sink in. You stopped mid-scroll and glanced up. 

Everyone was staring at you. 

“Uh…” you hesitated, your voice breaking the awkward quiet. Your eyes landed on Cheyenne, who was sitting across the room, her gaze darting nervously between you and the others. 

And then, like clockwork, she burst out laughing—a high-pitched, nervous giggle that only made the situation weirder. 

“What’s going on?” you asked, setting your phone down on the table and looking around at the room full of wide-eyed coworkers. No one said anything, but the whispering started almost immediately. 

Before anyone could answer, Jonah walked into the room, his usual energy breaking the tension. “Good morning!” he called out brightly, completely oblivious to the strange vibe. 

He plopped down at your table, his chair scraping loudly against the floor. He flashed you a quick smile before taking a sip of his coffee, but his expression shifted when he noticed the stares and murmurs. 

“What’s with everyone?” Jonah asked, raising an eyebrow as he glanced around. 

You shrugged, your confusion matching his. “I have no idea. I walked in, and… this was happening.” You gestured vaguely toward the rest of the break room, where people were now pretending to look busy, though not very convincingly. 

You were halfway through your coffee when Glenn and Dina marched into the break room, Glenn looking particularly chipper while Dina stood with her usual air of judgmental detachment. The room went quiet as Glenn clapped his hands together, his face practically glowing. 

“Before I start with today’s announcements,” Glenn began, his voice full of warmth, “I just want to say… congratulations!” 

You blinked, taken aback, as Glenn beamed at you and Jonah like a proud dad at a graduation. “I’m so incredibly happy for the two of you! It’s just so beautiful when coworkers find… connection.” His voice wavered with emotion as if he might actually cry. 

You and Jonah exchanged wide-eyed glances, equally baffled. 

Jonah cleared his throat and raised a hand. “Uh, Glenn? What exactly are you talking about?” 

Glenn froze mid-sentence, his hands hovering awkwardly in front of him. “What? Oh, you know!” He chuckled nervously, gesturing between the two of you. 

“No,” Jonah said, sitting up straighter. “We really, really don’t.” 

At that moment, Sandra, who had been lurking near the vending machine, shifted uncomfortably. Glenn noticed her and smiled even wider. “Sandra told me the big news! She said she overheard you two talking and that you're now together. Isn’t that just the sweetest thing?” 

“Wait, what?” you blurted, your cheeks burning. Everyone was now staring at the two of you. 

Jonah’s face turned as red as the break room couch. “That’s… no, that’s not��what?!” He started gesturing wildly, his words tumbling over each other. “I-I don’t even—where would she—? That’s not—Sandra, what did you hear?” 

Sandra stepped forward, wringing her hands. “Well… you were talking about, um, spending more time together outside of work? And then you said something about how you ‘work well together as a team.’” She paused, looking down. “And then I thought I heard Jonah say, ‘Maybe it’s time we just admit it.’” 

Jonah let out a strangled laugh. “No! I was talking about the inventory system! I said, ‘Maybe it’s time we admit it’s broken!’” 

Sandra looked unsure. “Oh. That makes more sense.” 

Glenn clasped his hands over his heart. “So… you’re not in love?” 

“No!” Jonah and you said in unison, though Jonah’s voice cracked halfway through. 

Glenn’s face fell. “Oh. Well, that’s disappointing. But still, no pressure! Love blossoms when it’s meant to.” He smiled at Dina, who rolled her eyes so hard you thought she might sprain something. 

Meanwhile, Jonah was still floundering. “I mean, not that it would—it’s not like it would be bad if—” He tripped over his words, gesturing vaguely in your direction. “You’re—you’re great! Obviously! But, uh, no, we’re not… you know… a thing.” 

You raised an eyebrow, your lips twitching with amusement despite your own embarrassment. “Thanks, Jonah. Really cleared that up.” 

He winced, rubbing the back of his neck. “I’m just saying… you know… hypothetically, it wouldn’t be, like, crazy—” 

Dina cut in with a dry snort. “Wow. Watching you implode is more entertaining than I thought it’d be.” 

Glenn, oblivious to the awkward tension, clapped his hands again. “Well, even if it’s not true, I’m still so proud of how well you two work together! Now, let’s get back to work!” 

As Glenn and Dina walked out, Jonah let out a heavy sigh, slumping in his chair. “That was… mortifying.” 

You smirked, leaning toward him. “So… it wouldn’t be crazy, huh?” 

His face turned beet red again as he stammered, “That’s not—I didn’t—don’t twist my words!” 

You laughed, sipping your coffee. “Relax, Jonah. It was just a misunderstanding. No big deal.” 

But as you got up to leave, Jonah found himself staring at your retreating figure, his heart beating a little faster than he’d like to admit. Maybe Sandra’s misinterpretation wasn’t entirely crazy after all. 

[livelovecaliforniadreams]

#When Season 3 Ends With Your Faves Going Cannon 

[the-paris-of-people]

Rewatching Superstore and holy shit... Jonah is so devastated about losing Amy. The entire season, he completely loses his optimism and hope for a better future, a willingness to fight back against the corporate machine, his self-esteem is so low that he lets Marcus live with him and loses several of his key qualities? Like wow. Jonah was In Love with Amy and with that breakup he just completely spun out. I never noticed it before but watching it back the writers were clearly setting them up to get back together in the end because he had not and could not move on in the slightest.

[jdorian]

SUPERSTORE • S6E15 • “All Sales Final”

[snoopysnose]

Myrtle is not enjoying this

SUPERSTORE

2x16 - Wellnes Fair

[love-sitcoms]

just realized my favorite sitcom husband is bisexual disaster feminist twink/twunk with a heart of gold and twice the anxiety