#Jomers

[classic-simpsons]

S08E09 | THE MYSTERIOUS VOYAGE OF HOMER

[radiance1]

Some random crack related to this post.

Blob ghost, who has suddenly and randomly gained the ability to speak: I could never choose to love another.

The Joker's (+ his many prosthetic) legs: Maybe one day I can learn to love... you... too.

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Blog Ghost, looming over The Joker's shoulder: Chomp, chomp Jomer boy.

The Joker: It's THE JOKER! Not JOMER! And it's chop chop, not chomp chomp!

Blog Ghost, flashing sharp teeth before biting down on the air: I said what I said.

The Joker:

The Joker: Miserably continues to create his new prosthetics

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The Joker: BATSY! HELP ME! THIS THING WON'T STOP EATING MY LEGS!!!!

Batman: O_O

Batman: -_-

Batman: O_O

Batman: Slowly disappears into the shadows

The Joker:

The Joker: THE BETRAYL!!!!

Blob Ghost: I smell legs-

The Joker: NO, I JUST BUILT THESE!

[springfieldusa]

[jesusworesandals]

[pharmo]

the math joker. the mather

[vapefeare]

I’ve had this blog for a little while now so why not post some of my Simpsons fan art!

These were both drawn in the last year - I love both the monorail episode and Homer’s mysterious journey a whole lot :]

[letsgofullpogue]

via ig - jonpdaviss

[incorrectnevermoor]

help i just realised that jack and homer are the same age 100% gonna ship them now despite zero interactionshdjfleleiehsnfbsksldjdjdjd

YOU MIGHT BE ON TO SOMETHING ACTUALLY

[arthurflecksgirl]

[theglowingskeleton]

Jomer

[9inchmales]

Ominous...

[wistfulwatcher]

LINES I QUOTE DAILY | The Simpsons, “El Viaje de Nuestro Jomer (The Mysterious Voyage of Homer)”

[wonderdustwriting]

A New Step

Summary; Joker returns to you injured, which leads to a first in your relationship.

Pairing; Joker x Gender Neutral Reader

Warnings; Mentions of non-sexual nudity

A/N; I'm making an effort to write more. Requests are open

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Joker crept into your home with careful precision. Sliding through the window like a predator stalking his prey. As Joker stood to his full height, with his torso stretched out, he was reminded of his injury. The Batman had got a lucky shot tonight.

Joker slipped off his purple jacket, dropping it onto the couch, you wouldn't mind. You never minded when Joker slipped in like this. Joker smiled when he caught your silhouette coming from the kitchen. Joker would never comprehend how he managed to capture your attention. Someone so pure, so innocent, everything Joker wasn't.

"J, is that you?" You called out, barefoot padding into the living-room.

"Why? Are you expecting someone else?" Joker called back, when he finally got a glimpse of you. Out of your usual work clothes and changed into comfortable clothing.

"Of course not, you're the only man for me. You know that." Your gaze dropped to his bloody side. Crossing the living-room, you lifted up the shirt to witness the extent of the injury. A jagged cut, deep and bloody stood out compared to Joker's white skin.

"It's just a scratch Bambi, nothing to worry about."

" We need to get it cleared up. Go, get in the shower, then I'll patch you up" Your body turned, ready to retrieve the first aid, Joker dragged you back towards him.

"Now, that's not the warm welcome I was expecting. Bambi, haven't you missed me at all?" Joker's eyes met with your s briefly, before he turned his head to capture your lips with his. At the last moment, you pulled away.

"Bambi!" Joker growled, pulling you tighter in his embrace.

"Not until we've sorted this wound." Joker sighed rubbing the fading face paint.

"Fine-fine. I'll get in the shower, but you're coming in with me" Joker saw you swallow harshly. Hesitation filled your gaze as you were suddenly confronted a new milestone in your relationship.

Hesitation was quickly replaced by defiance, as you pulled away from Joker's grasp, slipping your shirt above your head, it landing on the floor with a thud. Joker smirked, pleased with the view.

Joker pulled off his clothes, following behind you hastily. No longer being considerate of his injury.

You were already waiting in the shower. Joker was quick to catch you in his arms. Giving in you wrapped your arms around Joker's neck loosely.

Joker ran his hands over the curves of your body as he took in your naked body flush against his own. Joker felt his agitation rise as you pulled away from him once more, yet softened instinctively as you opened up the cap to his face cleanser. Slowly and gently you cleaned off Joker's face paint, a whirlpool of white, red and black circled down the drain. Revealing the ma n you knew, that someone else got to see.

jomer leaned heavily into your touch, relishing in the gentleness. This time when Joker leaned in to capture your lips, you met him halfway as your lips danced together. Joker's grip remained from as your hands tangled in his hair deepening the kiss.

Eventually, the two of you pulled away, gasping for air. Joker rested his forehead against yours, chests rising and falling in perfect symmetry.

"Let's get you patched up." You tugged on Joker's hand to remove him from the shower.

"Not until I've kissed every inch of you first"

[kirexa]

@bloody-groovy

Happy 4 year anniversary, Persona 5 Royal!

[allieinarden]

Nobody was wondering but “The Route of All Evil” is the most Simpsons episode of Futurama and “El Viaje Misterioso de Nuestro Jomer” is the most Futurama episode of The Simpsons.

[thesimpsonsarchive]

In season 8's "El Viaje Misterioso de Nuestro Jomer (The Mysterious Voyage of Homer)" the Space Coyote was deliberately animated in a fully distinctive style (much "boxier" than any other original character). This was David Silverman's choice, who also animated most of the hallucination sequence himself since he wanted it to be exactly as he had imagined.