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They don’t even attempt to assassinate US politicians anymore. You notice that? Not since the anthrax scare back for… who was it, Barack? And even that… pathetic. This new generation has no respect for an honest hitman. I’m not sure this new generation has any honest hitman - you see that shit with Boeing? Sloppy, fucking disgraceful - you kill the whistleblowers before they get halfway to a lawsuit. What kind of fucking amateur is doing faked suicides the night before testimony? Goddamn greenhorns. Back in my day someone tried to shoot Ronald Reagan in broad daylight. There used to be bomb threats to Congress. I took out a few union leaders in the utilities sector myself. Today’s generation? Won’t even threaten to throw a punch - not even over on that - what’s it now, ‘X’? They got no guts. None! And they don’t even have poor impulse control to boot! Too much of that - that panopticon anxiety bullshit. “Oh what if I get a called out post???” People used to send the president letters full of bioweapons. In the mail! Today’s generation? Not a chance. All because of woke.
#ra speaks#personal#JOKING.#this is a joke this is a parody of right wing rants regarding social phenomenon they believe to be oppressed by left leaning politics.#but within the perspective of an old fictional hitman.#this is a joke tangentially referencing my fictional hitmen from a fictional story in which no harm comes to career politicians#obviously but also if this gets me on a list o7#fbi agent in my phone I’m a disabled autistic dyke with zero engineering or chemistry background#my skills are best applied to…idk sabatoging national forest harvest regimes? but I’m not doing that they’re neglected enough as is.#edit: oops this is getting notes o/ hiiiii cia agent reading this post <3 a union leader my dad worked w got fucking assassinated#by Pinkertons and y’all didn’t do shit. I hope you have visions of hell and become a nomadic hermit self flagellating in the woods#edit 2: ooooooh there was a pres debate last night. that’s why people care about my two week old joke hitman post. was wondering why.
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be careful on the internet.
this could be who youre talking to.
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okay, so I've watched one whole episode for Drs3p1.
Sora can't bake. You can't bake.
that's it that's the ask
/silly /lighthearted /said with affection
OK WHAT THR HELL IS THIS😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭 I GUARANTEE I COULD BAKE WAY BETTER THAN SORA. IF I JUST DO EVERYTHING THAT I NORMALLY DO BUT COMPLEYELY DIFFERENT . AND ALSO GET SOMEONE ELSE TO DO IT FOR ME. you know what get off my page I don’t like you anymore
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I’m ur biggest fan I’ll follow u until u love me…papa paparazzi…….
ref outfit under cut! From pinterest

#genloss#ranboo#gl ranboo#kinda#but also yes#Should’ve worn this instead the stinky fucking varsity jacket…..#JOKING.#genloss fanart#glranboo fanart
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if zam and vi don’t get to properly talk tomorrow i’ll gamble all my life savings away to cope
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i’m actually glad spotify doesn’t have a comment section cause i would be putting death threats under character playlists i thought were bad
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we can still come back from this
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this image means a lot to me.
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I love my husband 🤍🙏 @chasekeithh eight years my handsome man 😜
@nnicoleswrld @maggielindmannn @madeelineargyy @micahevanss @robert-rausch @christophersturnn @chrissturniscoolll @mattsturx @matthewsturns @madisonb44r @brooklynquesada @tarayummysbloggg @alahnaaestrella
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NO!!!!!!! id never participate in homosexuality it sickens me
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if theres gonna be a timeskip does that mean we might get long haired Caitlyn....i need to see her put it in a ponytail asap

#i want her so bad#i cant even make a post about her bc all my blood leaves my brain and to my#joking.#maybe#arcane#arcane league of legends#caitlyn#caitlyn kiramman
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he was queerbaiting
#JOKING.#thoughts#but also smth smth the tension & draw caused by not saying he did it but not saying he didn't. the tantalising gap in dialogue with no#described action either way. haha...#<- i mean as it says in the last post also
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how did he keep it semi erect for 42 minutes
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rin i don't care if he's your older brother you shared a dream with you let a man with MICROBANGS impact you like that???
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