#Joking.

[badolmen]

They don’t even attempt to assassinate US politicians anymore. You notice that? Not since the anthrax scare back for… who was it, Barack? And even that… pathetic. This new generation has no respect for an honest hitman. I’m not sure this new generation has any honest hitman - you see that shit with Boeing? Sloppy, fucking disgraceful - you kill the whistleblowers before they get halfway to a lawsuit. What kind of fucking amateur is doing faked suicides the night before testimony? Goddamn greenhorns. Back in my day someone tried to shoot Ronald Reagan in broad daylight. There used to be bomb threats to Congress. I took out a few union leaders in the utilities sector myself. Today’s generation? Won’t even threaten to throw a punch - not even over on that - what’s it now, ‘X’? They got no guts. None! And they don’t even have poor impulse control to boot! Too much of that - that panopticon anxiety bullshit. “Oh what if I get a called out post???” People used to send the president letters full of bioweapons. In the mail! Today’s generation? Not a chance. All because of woke.

[espers-n-espurrs]

be careful on the internet.

this could be who youre talking to.

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[heartcircus]

if zam and vi don’t get to properly talk tomorrow i’ll gamble all my life savings away to cope

[joeyclaire]

i’m actually glad spotify doesn’t have a comment section cause i would be putting death threats under character playlists i thought were bad

[etoilesbienne]

we're killing 6 kids and stopping the moon what else in the seven levels of hell do the portuguese speakers need to be summoned onto this server

[ossifer]

RULES OF TUMBLR:

Every post is directed at you. Any statement is one made in relation to you specifically, regardles of context, as it is situated in the dashboard of which your perspective is the fulcrum, thus requiring you to respond to it. Let people know if you disagree with them, even if they're in denial about the fact they're talking to you!

Consensus at all costs. You cannot disagree with someone, or be content if someone disagrees with you: at all times you must be engaging with others in an attempt to reach consensus, even if this requires you to act in a way others would define as 'harassment'. The way to victory is to subsume all others into a homogenizing abstract universalism by flattening difference.

Speak freely about your traumatic history in intimate detail in the tags of posts you reblog so that when OP checks their notifications they have to sift through a pile of testimonials regarding the childhoose abuse people were subject to, regardless of what the post is actually about. This shows you know how to 'keep it real' 😎

[aropride]

[gelarshiesprofruitboarder]

NO!!!!!!! id never participate in homosexuality it sickens me

[miraofhearts2point0]

if theres gonna be a timeskip does that mean we might get long haired Caitlyn....i need to see her put it in a ponytail asap

[nickmpreg]

how did he keep it semi erect for 42 minutes

[themetalvirus]

"chaos emeralds" smh those are clearly the sol emeralds........ smh.........

[pinkinsect]

rin i don't care if he's your older brother you shared a dream with you let a man with MICROBANGS impact you like that???

[espers-n-espurrs]

did you have a pillow fight

no, i think i would die. not because i would lose but because i think getting hit by a pillow would make me break apart like lego pieces.

[crystallizsch]

please why are there sharks in my inbox i’m trying to go on a seafood diet

[raincoquteee]

guys would you still love me if i say i unironically think about jackcest before falling asleep