#Jojo cioccolatta

[blueblurrymesssmelllikeberries]

Watermelon clowns 🍉💕

[jojo-heritage-posts]

jojo heritage announcement ‼️ queue js lowered to just one post every day </3 . would also like to encounrage submission of more art ! like serious art . the post does not have to be jokey or memey to be heritage ☺️ so many good jojo art in world 😎 tha mk you and goodnjght. failed cioccolatta wip as a treat

[soupbabe]

To me the only JoJo ships that matter are Esidisi/Kars, Cioccolatta/Carne, and Tomoko/Shinobu.

Everything else doesn't exist. Do not talk to me about anything else. Sometimes Yuya n his girlfriends rot my brain but that's about it.

[lang-rangler-enjoyer]

FOR THE VIV ANON IM SO SORRY I ACCIDENTALLY DELETED YOUR ASK😬

Here’s my answers:

•First Impression:

•I felt really bad for him during his fight :( he was just an average guy who got dragged into Pucci’s conflict without his consent. I was just really glad Araki never outright confirmed his death (even if his body did mysteriously disappear from the stairs during the Dragon's Dream fight).

•Impression Now:

• Baby boy. Baby. I love him so much. I love how weird and extreme all the other Stone Ocean characters are, and then Viv is just. aggressively plain-looking. He’s still super duper duper hot tho, like holy shit, but just LOOK AT THIS FUCKING LINEUP

POV you asked your straight brother to pick you up at the gay bar

Araki doesn't always make good writing choices, but having one of his villains just be Some Guy who has a regular 9-5 job and isn't a part of this conflict at all was great. Sad for Viviano that he got dragged into all this, but conceptually a very fun arc.

•Favourite Moment:

•I just find it so funny that one of the ONLY things we know about Viv is that he's into some degree of CBT. I love the vague implications of this, like what other situation Mr. Westwood? Is he referring to a normal, out-of-work CBT session....or does he just legit get off to prisoners attempting to crush his genitals to escape being detained??

•Idea for a Story:

•Post-Survivor, "holy shit I have a magical ghost now and other people do as well". Not only is he recovering from being supernaturally forced to kill his coworker and friend :( he also has to deal with now having a stand, which must be absolutely terrifying for any adult who's gone their whole life without knowledge of this phenomenon. Especially considering his first experience with other stand users was so awful. Like, once he realizes he wasn't just hallucinating the whole thing, where do you start? He doesn't even know they're called "stands", how do you find information on them? IDK maybe I just like the worldbuilding aspect of this, but I wanna see stand user culture, how do new adult stand users (which aren't unheard of, like Tonio and Aya) find out about how stand stuff works?

• Unpopular Opinion:

•Hmmmmm once again with the minor villains not a lot of people really have serious opinions on him. Just APPRECIATE HIM MORE HOLY SHIT. HE'S HOT. HE'S GOT A STRONGMAN BOD. REAL MEAT ON THOSE BONES. HE'S NOT DEHYDRATED-LOOKING LIKE SO MANY OTHER "MUSCULAR" JOJO CHARACTERS LIKE HE ACTUALLY HAS A HEALTHY AMOUNT OF FAT. HE'D BE SO GOOD TO CUDDLE WITH. HE CANONICALLY LIKES COCK AND BALL TORTURE. I MEAN COME ON WHAT MORE COULD YOU WANT WHY DON'T MORE PEOPLE LIKE HIM???

•Favourite Relationship:

•The brief period where he was just hanging out with Sonny Likir was nice. I wish Stone Ocean showed us more antagonists interacting! That’s like, one of the best parts of jojo, when you have a villain duo or squad like Cioccolatta and Secco, La Squadra, Oingo and Boingo, or Sale and Zucchero, seeing how these characters act with the people they love/respect/tolerate before we see them trying to kill the protagonists adds so much depth and sympathy and investment. Seeing Sonny and Viviano just have some regular coworker banter before the fight was really fun and makes me wish we could see more of that in Stone Ocean.

•Favourite Headcanon:

•He's bisexual and literally the most closeted man to ever exist. He's the type to laugh at the homophobic comments his friends and coworkers make, and even make some of those comments himself, it's a learned defensive habit. I'm not trying to make him super angsty or anything, he just gives me mega bi energy. I don’t think he grew up in a particularly abusive or neglectful household, just the kind of environment where people in his family/community would make gay jokes because they honestly didn’t think anyone around them was gay. And I can’t see a prison in the early 2010’s as being the most accepting place either, so he’s just learned to keep certain things to himself, and hope those feelings he has about men sometimes just go away on their own.

[blog-oddeyecircle]

Some of your are attracted to Cioccolata but bruh his hair predicated and started the Corona virus 

I don’t see any difference 

[lolobizarreadventuresshatpost]

Cioccolata and Giorno

Poison clown VS bats

[jojobutbabey]

here's a fun challenge >:)c baby secco

Them

[jojoambassador]

Woah

[heathermason1983]

Sorry for jojo posting but this mf was sooooo funny he really finessed that green haired fuck by being his live-in dog. As soon as that mf died he stood up on two legs and was like "now that that pathetic bitch of a 'doctor' is gone, i don't have to bark anymore"

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[mrs-ephemeral]

Fuck

Send help ive been locked in his basement for days now, what've i done wrong Passione

[jeskaasblog]

YOSHI YOSHI YOSHI YOSHI

[cyclipse95]

[clyde-wy]

Secco and Cioccolatta vs Urban Guerilla and Doremifasol Latido.

Thats it, thats the post.

[leegyuu]

[thornsofdeath]

my third seccolata of the day oh mama