#Johnny Bahamut

[mikailborg]

I"m a hardcore Eve Tokimatsuri fan, but the occasionally abrupt plot of this movie makes a little more sense once you know it was supposed to run a whole season.

Also, at the time, many American fans insisted on saying "Original Animation Video" because calling a direct-to-video release an 'ova' felt weird.

Promotional poster for the cancelled TV anime Omega Zone 23, September 1984. The main sponsor of the show pulled out at the last minute forcing a halt to production. It was then decided to reformat the completed scripts into an 80 minute direct to video film (known as Original Video Animation or OVA) and was released in March 1985. The format was still fairly new and seen as a risky investment at the time. However the OVA, retitled as Megazone 23, sold over 26,000 copies, mostly in the rental market, a feat which would not be matched for an OVA release for over a decade.

[johnnylandslide]

Heya! o/

This game's had me by the scruff of my neck for close to a year now, and over the course of those hundreds of hours I grew extremely attached to all the characters and my goofy Warrior of Light, Johnny Landslide. Since I've been getting into gpose recently, I figured a sideblog to store all of it would be a good idea.

Why "Landslide"?

The out-of-character reason is that I picked a silly name at character creation. In-character, it's a title people started calling him after he saved his village by sliding it down out of the way of Bahamut and Phoenix during the Calamity. I went through a lot of possible ideas for the in-universe explanation, and essentially lived this tweet lol.

What's he like?

Johnny is a goof, first and foremost. He has an internal compass that points unerringly towards trouble, and a (continuously validated) belief that his presence in troublesome situations generally makes them better. He loves helping people, and treasures the happy looks on people's faces when he fixes things for them.

In combat, he's primarily a black mage, but can also fight as a red mage or paladin. He's a self-taught thaumaturge, and compensates for the lack of precision formal training would have brought him by just shoving overwhelming amounts of aether into his spells.

Where is he now?

Johnny is gainfully employed at Tataru Taru's Boutique, where he is also married to the CEO! After literal years of unaware pining, aware pining, general foolishness, and enough souvenirs to fill every shelf in the Rising Stones, Johnny and Tataru finally tied the knot at the end of the Grand Endeavor questline after Endwalker.

He is a wife guy to the last. The pair have a grossly saccharine relationship, each of them constantly one-upping the other with sappy, heartfelt romantic gestures. A significant amount of the gposes here are depictions of them.

Thanks for reading!

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My inbox is open, so feel free to message me! I'm not that good at rp, but I love answering prompts and questions. And if you want to play together sometime, my character is on Leviathan!

[onewonderfulbug]

Johnny Bahamut stands alone in the eternal void while a gang of level one adventurers make ready to beat the shit out of him and steal his lunch money.

[tarajenkins]

Ru’qa Rua - Fighter Or Farce?

- Ganelon, The Mythril Eye This reporter had hoped the shame that Avila brought to The Mythril Cup would be the end of such follies, but alas, ‘twould seem that was only the beginning. 

The only child of rising Bloodsands fighter Ru’tashta the Ruthless, Ru’qa Rua, until very recently, showed promise in becoming a challenger herself under her domineering dam’s unyielding tutelage. Now, the lass seems intent on ruining Ru’tashta’s reputation as well as her own, having recently taken none other than notorious embarrassment Johnny Bahamut under her wing. Was it pity? Rebellion against her whip-wielding dam? Terrible taste in menfolk? Twelve only know what would drive Ru’qa to make this decision, yet here we are.  

Very arguably his “manager”, so far the lass seems naught but a distraction for Bahamut’s humiliating defeats, prone to beginning brawls in the stands--even at matches against Ru’tashta, who tops Bahamut soundly 30-0. While some find her back-alley tactics more entertaining than her ward’s buffoonery, this reporter finds it a shameful display against the once-noble traditions of the ring. There may be hope for her yet--once the dust settles in the ring itself, Ru’qa’s snarling and shrieking fades to some semblance of common sense as Bahamut reminds her of her very poor choices in life.  

But as of this writing, she refuses to yield to reality, and her association with Bahamut continues. 

 In this reporter’s humble opinion, Ru’tashta needs to cuff and perhaps even collar her wayward whelp to bring her under a firm hand, before it’s too late for them both. The diminutive lass could be quite charming in her more sensible days: much like watching a couerl kitten trying to puff itself against a wolf, moreso if she would only take up her dam’s penchant for leather straps, but  (Editor’s note: We will be bringing you part two of Ganelon’s report upon their recovery.)

[incorrect-kingsglaive-quotes]

Bahamut: Ardyn, Ardyn!

Ardyn: Yes, Astral?

Bahamut: Asorbing Daemons?

Ardyn: No, Astral!

Bahamut: Telling lies?

Ardyn: No, Astral!

Bahamut: Touch the Crystal!

Ardyn: Ha ha ha!

[souldraggedmuses]

Tag Dump #4

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[musesarcade]

Muses RP List

Note: Due to Google Doc messing with me, I’ll be posting this list on here from now on Muses RP List Megaman X series X Zero Axl Douglas Signas Alia Gate (Rarely) Marino Cinnamon Massimo Spider (Rarely) X-Kai Vile Sigma Pallette Layer Cedar Iris Click here for my Reploid OCs Click here for my Maverick OCs Classic Megaman Series Megaman Dr. Light Dr. Wiley Bass Dr. Cossack Kalinka Cossack Auto Roll All of the Cossack Robot Masters Classic Megaman OCs Dr. Adam Galgraine Bahamut “Bart” Draco Galgraine Megaman Zero Copy-X Harpuria Phantom Fefnir Leviathan Zero Megaman Zero OCs Thomas Zero Light the Second Radar Paprika Madakis Echo Knightmare-Elf(Note: Their profiles are a WIP right now) Metal Slug Series Marco Rossi Tarma Roving the Third Eri Kasamoto Fioline Germi Trevor Spacey Nadia Cassel General Morden Allen O’NeilAllen O’Neil Jr Abigail Beatrice MS-Alice Click here for my Metal Slug OCs Nintendo Characters Cranky Kong Slippy Toad Bowser Roy Koopa Prince Tricky Lemmy Koopa Kamek Croco Jinrai (Sushi Striker) Spitz&Dribble Drawcia Bayonetta Rodin Loki Bayonetta Jeanne Cereza Luka Rayman Legend/Classic Ly The Bubble Dreamer The magician (Teensie Version) Classic Spyro the Dragon Hunter Devlin Darius The Legend of Spyro Cynder Pokemon Milo Indo (Pokemon Legends Arceus) Volo Click here for my Pokemon OCs Tales Series Peony Meiu Corrine Lloyd Ratchet and Clank Captain Qwark Ratchet Clank Lawrence Dr. Nerferious Bendy and the Ink Machine Bendy Borris the Wolf Alice Angel Fran Bow Fran Bow Mr. Midnight Itward Castlevania series Soma Cruz Death (Cracked Version) The Secret of Mana Flammie SEGA Games Sparkster Axel Gear Reala (NiGHTS Series) NiGHTS Undertale Asriel Toriel Asgore Papyrus Sans Alphys Undine Flowey Mettaton Mortal Kombat Kung Lao Liu Kang Quan Chi Kotal Kahn Johnny Cage Sonya Blade Cassie Cage Kintaro Goro Sheeva Onaga Kitana Shang Tsung Indie Games Sally Face (Sally Face) Larry (Sally Face) Ashley (Sally Face) Vinnie Cannoli (Guns, Gore, and Cannolis) Ori Series Ori Splatoon Callie Marie Pearl Marina Ida Cap’n Craig Cuttlefish DJ Octavio Earthbound Ness Paula Jeff Poo Tracy Everdred Metroid Raven Beak Quiet Robe Ridely

Tail Concerto Waffle Panta Alicia Flare Stare Fool Cyan Princess Teria Solatorobo Red Chocolat Elh Opera Gren Calua Beluga Quebec Merveille Monkey Island Guybrush Threepwood Captain LeChuck Elaine Marley Stan the Saleman Murray VooDoo Lady Resident Evil Village Karl Heisenburg The Duke Donna Beneviento Salvatore Moreau Alcina Dimitrescu Yooka-Laylee Yooka Laylee Capital B Trowzer Dr. Puzz Dr. Quack

[stingslikeabee]

👙 : seeing your muse in underwear (Johnny)

send my muse an emoji and they will react to... . accepting

Out of the things Melissa expected to find outside her room after waking up, Johnny in his underwear ranked very low – if it ever made the list. Of course the madame was familiar with him and his frequent visits to the inn, mostly because he seemed incapable of ever settling with a favorite girl and she constantly needed to switch his company.

It was such an extraordinary event that it took Melissa a few moments to react to the sight – especially after the realization that his boxers had small chocobo depictions doing all sorts of cute things over a jarring purple fabric. Definitely not the undergarment a grown man would use – yet strangely befitting of Johnny.

Which brought to the next question – what in the name of Bahamut was Johnny doing in her hallway half-naked, anyway?

“Oh, good morning madam bee,” Johnny said and appeared to realize the state he was in, immediately trying to cover his body with his hands – but there wasn’t much he could do to hide the lack of clothes, although Melissa silently commended him on the effort, “I, uh… am sorry for looking like this but this girl, you see, Tifa”, she-“

“Tiffany,” Melissa corrected automatically – she knew who she had paired him with last night, after all. But then Johnny shook his head.

“No, no, no – you see, lady bee, my love is Tifa, she’s this amazing girl from this bar from Sector 7 who I’ll never see again because, well, some Shinra troopers once got to me an-“

“Johnny,” Melissa interrupted, firmly, but not unkindly, “Why are you half-naked in this hallway?”

“Oh – oh! Well, Tiffany – you’re right madam, it was Tiffany last night – well I called her Tifa, I don’t think she appreciated it after the sixth time. So… Uh, she got mad and… Well, my clothes are inside but she threatened to bite me if I-“

Sighing, Melissa procured a keychain from her robe and picked one of the keys into the room they had been standing in front of. The door clicked open and she got inside, the muffled sounds of conversation reaching Johnny – who pressed his ear to the door while she was inside. The man then almost fell to the floor when the door swung open from the inside, the inn owner with his jeans and shirt in hand.

“My apologies for the biting part. Tiffany is… Rather peculiar,” motioning to the door at the end of the hallway (her room), Melissa handed Johnny his clothes back. “We will not charge you for this night and you are welcome to visit us again – on the house,” she added with a smile that turned less sincere when her eyes dropped to the underwear, “But please, do something about these chocobos. Get dressed, sweetheart.”

“Yes, yes, right away madam bee! You got it, thank you, thank you, I’ll come over tonight!” he exclaimed excitedly, running into her own room – and he had just locked the door when Melissa heard the sound of something falling to the floor and crashing. Sighing, she rubbed her temples – not a great day coming up, she sensed.

Sometimes, Melissa felt she was running an asylum rather than a brothel – it was a miracle she hadn’t gone insane herself. But as soon as she thought that, something else tumbled over and a pained yell came from her room.

…Shiva’s tits. She had half a mind to rescind that invitation by now, honestly.

[lilacsolanum]

I really want to start blogging my creative “guess it’s time to cook through my ridiculous pantry full of odd ingredients I have collected over the years” quarantine adventures. 

I have made:

- Chickpea salad with kombu salt mixed with these weird packets of vegan fish flakes I got from an Asian grocery store one time, I had no plan for them, but they make amazing fake-tuna salad. I’m pescatarian now but I still fuck with chickpeas, a lot, because I’m a queer woman with tattoos and we eat a lot of chickpeas.

- Apparently I had brown rice in the back of my pantry. I used to work at an Asian restaurant so I neeever made rice at home, I was so surprised to find I have like a ton of it (yes I’m white, yes it's hipster, yes I’m a weeaboo) (a J-pop weeaboo like a lady, I don’t know what the fuck an anime is except for Sailormoon and The Slayers) (stop saying your anime theme songs are ‘J-pop’ girl don’t talk to me unless we’re going to talk about Namie Amuro) (I was a Johnny’s fangirl in my early 20s and I’m sorry.) Anyway I made a weird but pretty good “spanish rice” mess with mysterious Thai vegetarian broth base, a can of black beans, and like half an onion and Frank’s sauce, it was actually really good.

- I actually got sick as soon as my city shut down restaurants, so I was not only unemployed overnight but SUPER stuck inside, especially since some of my symptoms were COVID-y. I wanted bread more than anything in the world and I found a bottle of Grain Belt that I had NO MEMORY of purchasing and I made beer bread with tons of nutritional yeast. Later, while wistfully looking at my old Instagram, I found a photo I took when I invited a bunch of homosexuals over to get drunk and scream at Kristin Chenoweth in Harispray Live! back in 2016, and some queer had brought a case of Grain Belt. I hate beer and I still have a bottle. Anyway I used that bread to serve my chickpea salad on like an asshole.

- Later I was cleared to leave the house according to the CDC guidelines, which is the only thing I was and am going to listen to because I had about 30 different people being like “YOU’RE STILL CONTAGIOUS FOR THE NEXT ONE MILLION YEARS!” “IF YOU GO TO THE GROCERY STORE BEFORE JUNE YOU WILL KILL MY GRANDMOTHER!” “YOU CANNOT LEAVE THE HOUSE YOU ARE CARRYING THE PLAGUE UNTIL YOUR MOTHER SACRIFICES HERSELF TO BAHAMUT” like everyone had different information and just. If you have COVID symptoms, don’t make my mistake and tell anyone you don’t have to tell, everyone will tell you something different about your quarantine. CDC Website Only. Anyway eventually I got real bread AND eggs and made baked french toast with my beer bread, it wasn’t very good but it was VERY from scratch. I ate it with a banana.

- At one point I made my hangover cure I invented when I was vegan just for fun, I wasn’t even hungover. Instant ramen made with coconut milk and whatever bullshit your hungover ass wants (cheese? Yes. An egg? Yes. Curry powder? Yes. Frozen hashbrowns? YES.) I just wanted to share about making instant ramen with coconut milk. It’s trash and amazing. Throw some kimchi in there!

- I have a bunch of whole wheat flour because???? Why??? So I made whole wheat cookies and they ended up really salty somehow, is Earth Balance salted? Have they been salted all this time? Anyway I made it with orange juice from muddled clementines they’re good but I wish they were trashy white flour cookies.

Now I’m soaking some black-eyed peas. Why do I have black-eyed peas? I don’t know. But they’re soaking. I’ll figure it out tomorrow. I had a can of jackfruit lying around for yeeears and I was going to get that marinating, but oops, she was bulging girl. She was not having it. I had to put her to rest. Which is fine, because I don’t like jackfruit, people keep using it as a protein substitute and I’m like no ma’am that is a fruit. That is not filling. Please make your vegetarian sloppy joes out of lentils.

[tarakaybee]

Oxventure: Lore Speculations

So I post a lot about @outsidexboxofficial ‘s D&D campaign because it’s really cute and entertaining and full of extremely memorable characters. I did this post recently where I attempt to create a timeline of the story so far based on the scant references to the passage of time made by Johnny, their DM, and I started with some headcanon/lore speculations, so I thought I’d add a few more here! Again, these aren’t theories in the sense that I believe I’m decoding hidden lore, Johnny and the gang prioritise telling the episodic stories rather than overcomplicating things with lore from the get-go so this is all just for fun.

Geth

- The gang in more than half of their adventures so far have been near the coastline. So I’m imagining that the area of Geth they’ve been in for a majority of time is reminiscent of the Sword Coast from the official releases, but as of Brawl of the Wild have been teleported to a landlocked area (at least until any stories beyond Spell Check contradict this).

- In addition, at least four of the ‘dungeons’ the gang have entered have been recently repurposed, M. Channail’s hideout was formerly a crypt, The Order of Keeping it Down’s stronghold was a unoccupied Square Keep, the home of the Duke of Redcastle was formerly an unoccupied castle that the town got its name from, and the Chuul’s Temple was formerly a C’thulhu-worshipping temple a few generations back. I’m imagining some sort of country-spanning war early in the lives of the Oxventurers, rendering Geth’s current citizens mostly descendents of said conquerers, a-la the Anglo-Saxons.

-This could maybe potentially be connected to Brunin the Unworthy from An Orc-Ward Encounter, Geth’s leadership may cycle through different species every few generations, hence why a battle between a Dwarf, a Elf army and a Tiefling army is commemorated in a crypt in a country with majority humans. (Incidentally, I am pondering how there could be a Tiefling army considering Prudence’s backstory infers that Tieflings are basically deviations upon human births, though I suppose Tieflings can sire more Tieflings)

NPCs

- I wasn’t sure what my headcanon was regarding Alfred Strangetide for a while, I wasn’t sure if I considered him a member of a small species like Dwarves and Gnomes, since the gang meet a few of those and don’t remark on their sizes at any point. Eventually though I settled on Halfling, as I believe the Tolkien Hobbits were very baby-faced, which I choose to believe is what the gang were fixating on.

- If Suzette were a player character I imagine she’d be a Ranger. 

Dob

- I imagine Dob’s none-Orc half is actually Wood-Elf. Dob seems to have an affinity for nature almost on-par with Merilwen, though not necessarily in gameplay applications.

- In regular D&D 5E rules, Thunderwave inflicts Thunder damage, I.E painful sounds rather than lightning damage, which is what the electrical damage they mention would logically be. As well as being Half-Wood Elf Dob could also have some Storm Sorcery blood in his lineage too!

Egbert

- With regards to Egbert’s atonement, I don’t imagine he has one major crime in his past, more that he grew up poor and had to steal or act in self defence on a few occasions and his Paladin order (Le Dragon D’or, ‘The Golden Dragon’) inflicted a lot of religious guilt on him. (Man this is a depressing one)

- I imagine the deity that Egbert patronises is some kind of offshoot religion of The Order of the Platinum Dragon (Aka Bahamut), hence why Egbert is not sure if his god actually exists (gameplay-wise, I believe Paladins divine power comes from faith in concepts, whereas Clerics magical powers are more directly from the gods, so a Paladin can merely be strongly in favour of the cause of justice itself and still become a Paladin)

Corazon

- Since Prudence is the only character to possess an actual book of spells, I choose to believe that she was the one giving Corazon the foundation for his Arcane Trickster level up (technically Arcane Tricksters learn Wizard spells and not Warlock spells but eh)

- I choose to imagine that prior to meeting the gang Corazon had worked with a nonhuman crew before on some other ship he served on. Growing up as a rich member of seemingly the most common species in the kingdom should’ve made him numb to a lot of biases but he seems very eager to defend Prundence from prejudice upon meeting her, much like Dob was.

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Side Bit: Fun Rules They May Have Missed

1. In Spell Check, when Corazon becomes magically superpowered he creates a load of sandwiches from nothing using divine creation magic, but then later on complains about the ingredients. Create Food and Water is an actual spell in the current rules and it states that you create enough food for 15 humanoids but it tastes very bland, which is exactly how Andy described it! Similarly, Andy’s use of Mage Hand to creates a magical bludgeoning fist is also covered in the rules with Bigby’s Hand (Though as an Arcane Trickster Corazon wouldn’t be able to learn either spell)

2. As a Warlock of C’thulhu, under the regular 5E rules Prudence could have access to an ability called Awakened Mind, which as far as I can tell, is basically a permanent ability to telepathically communicate with anybody within 30 ft. 

3. Similarly, as a Warlock she presumably had access to a Eldritch Invocation called Gift of the Depths, which allows underwater breathing. This would presumably be how the inhabitants of C’thulhu’s underwater temple travelled there from the land!

4. As a Bard of Valor, Dob would have gained proficiency with Martial Weapons, so as a stretch you could say he’d be proficient with Ethilfrith’s Hammer (Which is technically a Sledgehammer but the rules are lenient with what you can apply proficiencies to). Then again Johnny mentions Dob’s strength modifier is 0 so Dob probably hits harder with his Rapier regardless.

5. At least three members of the gang are able to learn Disguise Self but have not done so despite how many of their plans revolve around attempting to deceive people. :P

[olgregdownstairsmixup]

Wiggle Breaks Sept 2020

I went ham on this one ;) Sounds of Simons, Firestone, The Edge, Ozone, and The Masquerade. Mid to late 90's Northern Florida sound...more trance and lighter on the piano breaks. Low 130's to high 130's.

M'Out - Wiggle

Bonobo&Totally Enormous Extinct Dinosaurs - Heartbreak Lastlings - Take My Had(Totally Enourmous Extinct Dinosaurs) Stanton Warriors - Still Here DJ Who - Can You Taim - Overtime(Aurbs) DJ Icey - Your Love Rob-E & Dave Gluskin - Afflicted Ariana Grande Soy Latte - One Last Time(LeftRight) Barely Royal - Fire in The Dark(Bunnie VIP) DJ Phully – Jedi's Disco(FFS VS. HI8) Yakuza - Busted(DJ Who) Huda Hudia & DJ30A - Think About You Rihanna Banana - Stay(Dave London) Boston Bruins - Raise Ur Hands(DJ Icey) Q Sound - Goodnight M83 - Teen Angst(Matter & Motion Touched It) Jem - Beachwood Canyon(Crystal Method) Atnarko Bear - The Rhythm(Dave London & Huda Hudia) Mike & Charlie - I Get Live Tony Allen - Take Me Higher Friction & Spice - Step Into My Dream Journeyman & Barrcode - Broken Chord(Seth Vogt) Friction & Spice-Go With The Flow VS Owl City-Fireflies Wasted Crew - Overnight Johnny Cage - Blindsided Huda Hudia & Tony Faline - Are You Ready Bahamut - Bumpin The Night(D-Love)

Check out this new mix!

[onewonderfulbug]

A Domesticated Dragon?

- Dural Tharal, The Mythril Eye

While the Mythril Eye is the premier source for happenings in and around Ul'dah, this particular story takes us across the Rhotano to Vylbrand and the Mist quarter, where we find the headquarters of Odders 'N Ends, whose many varied products you've doubtlessly enjoyed.

Odders 'N Ends, known colloquially as ONE, enjoys a storied history. A Hellsguard going by the name of One Fear and a Hrothgar named Jeden Hruzasch, both former conscripts that had escaped from the Garlean forces occupying Doma, established ONE in Vylbrand shortly after Doma's failed rebellion. Their mission? To forge weapons for and funnel money into the Ala Mhigan Resistance, and any who would fight against the Imperial war machine. Joined shortly after by a pair of Lalafell, Omimi Omi and Paipaisara Babasara, the ONE brand quickly spread throughout greater Eorzea, despite the relatively small staff.

However, it seems that Odders 'N Ends has recently taken on a new employee.

It has been many moons the Coliseum was graced by the presence of Johnny Bahamut, the so-called rising star of the Bloodsands who is known for his impeccable 0-67 win/loss record. His last bout was some six months prior, where he lost in spectacular fashion to Franz the Fair. Despite his seemingly indestructible stature, Johnny Bahamut, real name not important, has not taken another fight since, leading many to speculate that he may have hung up his fighting gloves for good.

Those speculations may be reality, as a man fitting Mr. Bahamut's description was seen filling various roles at the ONE headquarters, including both that of a courier and a merchandise hawker. The presence of his manager and confidant Ru'qa Rua seems to lends credence to this. But could this man bedecked in Nophica Green aprons and delivery uniforms truly be the same man who who entertained us all by having his face pounded into the Bloodsands night after night?

When approached for comment and asked if he was in fact Johnny Bahamut, the man exclaimed, "Oi! You don't see me here! Bugger off!" before hiding his face in his hands and running away.

We'll let you, the reader, be the judge.

- Dural Tharal, The Mythril Eye

[tarajenkins]

A lazy night of portraits, with bun, gremlin,and catboy doodles omai

Unna is a delicate Eulmoran flower, dammit

Also reintroducing U’shai Tia, now Johnny Bahamut’s ( @onewonderfulbug ) partner in crime

[ataraxetta]

Watching this scene always makes me a little angry (I mean infuriates me beyond all possible measure), so pardon my sudden rant, but of all the ??? moments in this game, this is my top and I can’t get over it and I don’t know why I keep watching it like I hope it will change.

1.) Look I like Talcott as much as possible in the little bit his story is developed and if we had spent more than a minute in Jared’s company or got any further background on him at all I’m sure I’d like him too, but coming right after that nauseatingly disappointing 15 second reunion scene with the bros, this two minute tearful heart-to-heart between Noctis and Johnny Side Character makes me incandescent with rage, buried under mounds of salt, and throwing it at everyone and everything else within a 30 miles radius.

2.) This super contrived introduction to King Noctis just missed the mark for me. He sounds like an entirely different person. We really deserved to see him grow up and move past his insecurity and fear and doubts and into this bobble-headed stranger with his face (kinda?) who is not only Ready to be King but who seems to Want to be. How in the HELL did he get to the this point? Who was he practicing his speaking skills on? Bahamut? The first 13 chapters of the game are about how Noctis ISN’T READY, and then it’s resolved off-screen? BULLSHIT. HOW DARE. BTW THE ONLY ONES WHO DESERVED TO SEE IT MORE THAN US ARE IGNIS AND GLADIO AND PROMPTO WHO, IN CASE YOU FORGOT, ALSO MISSED IT.

Anyway, I can only ever watch this in a glitch file, because I think younger Noctis looks like a fool spouting out the eloquent comforting dialogue in his King Batman voice and it seems fitting.

[noblesse-colossus]

"What have I become My sweetest friend Everyone I know goes away In the end And you could have it all My empire of dirt I will let you down I will make you hurt..." -JC Hurt Here's another amazing photo of my Bahamut! (I honestly forgot who took this ;-;) I used the lyrics from the song Hurt by Johnny Cash because idk it popped up on the radio at work today and for some reason made me think it fits Bahamut as well as just Final Fantasy X in general??? Idek. Armor and wings made by @layton_props and the design was by me! #katsucon #katsucon2017 #bahamut #gijinka #armor #cosplay #finalfantasyx #squareenix #videogamecosplayer #summon #aeon #dragon

[onewonderfulbug]

He’s the best in the world.

He’s the best damn showman on the whole swivin’ bloodsands.

You know him.

You love him.

It’s Johnny Bahamut.