#Johnitary

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Nobody asked but have some ship playlists I made that I am stupid proud of

Johnitary

Vandermatthews

Mormor

Molliarty

Molmormor

Mollrene

Padtime

Jars (idr the ship name for Ethan/Norman)

Codywan

Specifically Victorian Mormor

Johnstain

Sebncer (yes I made a playlist for the crackship)

Dianseven (there's two of these but I'm too lazy)

Anyway uh don't judge my ships PAJDKKSJFOS you can judge my music taste tho bc it's... something. But I add new songs like every other day because I'm very bored.

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Doctor O' Mine

Johnitary

Summary: John loved the little ways Jim would remind the world that the doctor was taken. That the doctor was his.

John never minded how Jim could be at times. He found it amusing that the criminal would sometimes mess up his clothes before the doctor left, or leave a lipstick stained kiss on his cheek or shirt collar. It was rather adorable at times, especially the innocent eyes that would be given after. John also didn't mind the under the breath grumbling when he covered his neck, or the lust soaken murmurs breathed into his skin. He especially loved the latter, each sentence met with a shiver of approval.

"Wonder how long till Sherlock can deduce that you're mine."

John tried not to laugh, fumbling with the buttons of Jim's shirt. That was always how the murmurs started, with some sort of playful musing. So far the detective hadn't caught on, still believing that John was seeing a woman named Jane. An increase in bite marks and hickeys left on his skin certainly wouldn't change that but the doctor let his boyfriend continue doing so.

"Maybe I should lend you one of my shirts...how many people does he know that wears Westwood?"

John snorted a bit, softly tugging the dress shirt off from the Irishman's pale body. He didn't get a chance to stare for long, a cold hand touching his neck ever so gently. As if that was some kind of cue the doctor found himself tilting his head to the side a bit. Jim raised a brow at that before grinning a bit, pressing a kiss to the corner of John's lips.

"How cute, you already know that you're mine, Johnny boy..."

That damn nickname. It nearly broke the moment before those soft lips touched the doctor's neck, staying still for a moment as if contemplating. John felt his heart pounding already, looping an arm around his partner's torso loosely. Suddenly Jim pulled back from John's neck, tilting his head in thought.

"Maybe I should just bite your lips instead. After all, Sherlock seems to always be staring at them!"

A soft huff of annoyance followed those words, Jim's eyes darkening a bit. John raised a brow, untilting his head. This was new, exciting. He noticed the criminal's eyes locked onto his lips, contemplating his next move almost. A small shiver rushed through the doctor; he loved that look, loved how no matter the outcome it always felt new and exciting. Jim noticed the shiver, a grin spreading across his face.

"Oh? Would you like that, dove? Well, that settles it then!"

John didn't get time to take in those words before he was caught up in a kiss, eyes closing with a little hum of surprise. Despite expecting it, the hard nibble was a surprise. His heart was racing even harder now, gripping onto Jim's shoulder tightly. The kiss broke, but the biting didn't. Delicately at first, his bottom lip was nibbled at like a chewy candy. It was a bit strange at first, but at the harder bites he melted. Loving danger and being with Jim Moriarty came in a sweet pair often during sex. So when all that nibbling caused his lip to bleed a bit, John couldn't help but groan softly. That caught Jim's attention again, causing him to pull back and look at his handiwork.

"Perfect...oh, your lip looks so pretty with blood on it dove."

John tried not to lick the blood away, staring at the pleased criminal comfortably in his lap. For a moment there was just heavy breathing and staring, waiting for the other to move. The doctor was the first to do so, pressing his bloody lips onto Jim's neck gently. A hum of surprise came from the criminal at that, making John's heart flutter happily. He continued leaving a trail of kisses down his partner's neck until there wasn't blood left behind, adoring every single little hum and moan from the man.

Jim seemed speechless now, grinning widely and perhaps a bit madly. John didn't mind too much, now wrapping his other arm around his partner. That action seemed to break the awed pause, the criminal nuzzling his face in the crook of John's neck.

The softness of the moment didn't last, already marks being bitten and sucked into the doctor's skin, more and more mumbles in between pouring out like honey.

"I wonder if Sherlock is ever jealous when he sees what I've done to you, dove...how hilarious, he's jealous of me!"

"Don't hide your neck tomorrow, dove, I want to see everything I did...make sure it's perfect before I let you go. After all, you deserve perfection."

"I could spend a whole day just doing this...though it might get boring after a couple hours. Or it might not. You have yet to bore me after all."

The only other touch was Jim's hand gently pushing John's chin to the angle he needed to continue, taking care to never be too rough. That could come in later. It seemed too soon when the criminal seemed satisfied with his handiwork, kissing over the reddened bite marks gently. His dark eyes looked to John innocently. The look drove him wild, a quiet whine for more slipping out.

The criminal raised a brow playfully, hands sliding down to the waistband of the doctor's pants. It was never this specific order, sometimes the murmurs and biting would come during (if possible), or after. It felt like some sort of tease when it came before. John wondered if Jim knew that, unable to form any other noise but a desperate whine.

"Shh, dove, be patient. Wouldn't want to rush things now would we?"

Jim had a point, he always had a point. John scrunched up his nose, looking away to show his agreement. Messy and rushed was nice at times, but the rare time they could spend the night together didn't deserve that. Slow, loving, romantic even...that was perfect. Seeming to be finished teasing, the mastermind finished undressing himself and the doctor, his neck with dried blood kisses like some kind of painting.

The rest of the time spent was the slow and loving time that John clung onto when he was unable to see his boyfriend again. The memories of making each other laugh, whatever way was taken to fill lustful desire, the gentle way Jim was after it all...

"We're so silly when it comes to love...I want to show the world you're mine and you enjoy that. Then we carry on as if my musings alone couldn't drive you mad."

"Jim, it's too late to start again. We have work, remember?"

Another sweet laugh rumbled from the Irishman before breaking into a yawn. It was dark but John hoped his boyfriend could deduce the 'I told you so' facial expression he had.

"Mmm, something to try when you're off solving someone else's stupid crimes. My dove, my doctor, my John; goodnight."

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FOUND SOULMATES AU WITH JOHNITARY OR MORMORSON OR JOHNSTAIN MAKES ME SOB

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,,,may I ask,,,what is your opinion of Johnitary (John x Jim),,,👉👈

Of course you can ask!

So, I'm a really hardcore MorMor shipper, and umm like let's say I don't really ship Johnitary. I don't really know what to say on their dynamic as a couple.

Now honesty time. It feels a hell load like: Jim what're you doing sweets? Go home at Sebby, go home at Sebby rn. Or I swear you'll fuckin' get scared of what a teenage fangirl can do.

Yup that's it mainly.

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Random ideas I am thinking deeply about writing, broken into the different ships that I have those ideas for:

Mormor:

-Royalty AU

-Assassin's Creed AU

-Fake dating

-Sickfic

-Snowed in

Johnitary:

-Mutual pining

-Double Agent John expect I'm not sure about this one.

-Fake marriage

-Pirate x merman AU

-Enemies to lovers. Which is basically the ship but...

Mormorson:

-Candy Shop AU

-Soulmates AU

-Pirate x Merman x Prince AU

-Vampire AU

-Wingfic AU

-Didn't Know They Were Dating (I actually have a plot for this)

-Hallmark AU (sounds funny)

Irene/Kate

-Fake marriage

-Domestic fluff

-Sickfic

-There's only one bed

-Friends to lovers with a lot of pining

Hooperan (Molly/Sebastian)

-Accidental dating

-Coffeeshop AU

-Vampires AU

-FWB

-Royalty AU

-Teenlock AU

-Friends to enemies to lovers

-Guardian angel AU

-Morning fluff

-Denial Of Feelings

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Random Johnitary, Johnstian, and Mormorson AUs I haven't written bc I'm lazy and also just unsure.

-Victorian, except John is a vampire in a spooky (ish) mansion and Jim is a traveler caught in the rain except he purposely goes to John's place because vampires are cool. So now John has this enthusiastic and curious (ex) math professor now living with him.

-Mike Stamford introduces John to Jim instead of Sherlock, and John decides hey, fuck it, I need a place might as well get to know this guy. So Idk they become friends enough to live together on good ol' Conduit Street! Basically John becomes the voice of reason for Jim and Sebastian when it comes to crime. Oh and helping with the occasional injury and accidentally sparking ideas when asked medical questions.

-A classic coffeeshop AU. I have no idea for a plot I just. C o f f e e s h o p A U.

-Double agent!John. Maybe he turns to Jim after finding out Sherlock isn't dead. Reason why I don't write this is also cuz it's a really big canon divergence that I frankly am not comfortable with. But I can daydream.

-Soulmates in which the world is black and white until touching your soulmate for the first time (and not a brushing touch kinda way). John helps Sebastian after his tiger attack and some color comes into their worlds. Blues, gold, dark greens. Both are confused and kinda don't do anything. Especially considering, y'know, Seb nearly dying? Skip ahead a couple years to the pool scene, when John grabs Jim. Now all color comes to them both (because obviously Jim and Seb know each other) and then it clicks for the three.

-Some kind of royal AU.

-Teenlock (but also kinda modern), John being a "bad influence" on Sebastian, but Seb is happy with John, and he feels alive with him. Sneaking out, sneaking John in, running away from trouble, laughing and joking all night, playing video games and watching shitty movies, Sebastian talking about space and John listening happily...then the crushing starts.

-TRANS SEBASTIAN. that's it. that's the AU????? Or trans John! Or Jim!!

-Sebastian being a vampire and (kinda) managing it rather well, most because Jim is like "AY bite me ;)". Not sure how John comes into play but ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

-Wrong Number AU, except it's really "hold the fuck up, Sebastian?!". So it's really "I accidentally texted you but we knew each other and how the FUCK have you been you bitch?" AU.

-Fake dating John and Sebastian (maybe for a mutual case...idk).

-Teenlock again but let's slap some vampire Sebastian into it. Annnd that's it tbh that's a good amount of angst right there.

-Penpal AU? Sounds kinda interesting.

-Guardian angel Sebastian being tasked with watching over Jim AND John. Gets kinda hard when they're enemies so he tries to (somehow) make them friends.

Anyway.

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Self care is making an edit for your rairpair

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Last edit of tonight, we'll return to my normal random reblogs after this!

Anyway. Teenlock Johnitary anyone? Rairpair goes brrr yet again folks.

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Moved past the "wait I have to make the content for this ship???" stage of fanfic and onto the "thank God nobody reads my shit but friends I would cry if one bad thing was said about this pairing".

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4, 7, and 13 for the OTP ask with OTPs of your choosing 👀

Currently having Johnitary brainrot, whoops, enjoy my rambling.

4. What do they like to watch together after a long day?

Old comedy movies like Clue, Bringing Up Baby, Pink Panther, etc! Something light-hearted/funny! Or any like...hospital dramas or whatever they're called, mostly because Jim likes to ask John if the stuff shown is true or not. Neither will admit to be invested.

7. Who would hide in the couch to try and playfully scare their partner?

Definitely Jim. He's just a little shit. John thinks it's hilarious, half the time ends up just lovingly flipping Jim off before continuing with whatever he was doing. Jim also finds it hilarious, half the time it makes his day better.

13. If they were to have matching pyjamas, what would they be?

Plain old red plaids, John's idea. Jim acts grumpy but hey, if John is happy, he can put up with whatever absolutely cheesy couple things John somehow talks him into handling.

OTP questions post

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*opens AO3*

Time to do so much fucking filtering that I find no content <3

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Brain can't write this fully but have this one quote that I keep wanting to write for:

"There's something so intimate of knowing the human skeleton. You know exactly what bones would be more agonizing to break, yet also know how to fix that injury. You know exactly how many ribs are blocking my organs. You know what my spine looks like. You know how bones feel, regardless of if they're wet or dry. So despite the skin and muscle blocking you, you know what my bones would feel like when you touch me."

Anyway. Enjoy a poetic little nugget from me.

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See on one hand I shouldn't be like "Christ I have to do so much fucking filtering with *insert any ship with Moriarty*" cuz like Moriarty is a criminal after all, some murder is expected Ig. But also like also why does there have to be like...r/pe and other much darker themes?

Like yeah, I get it, darker themes and such but also like...ugh.

Also yeah sure maybe I just happen to have many triggers but also like fanfiction shouldn't be triggering?

Idk I'm rambling, it's been a long and annoying day.

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Everyday I wake up and stumble into Mormorson, Johnstian, and/or Johnitary brainrot and I don't do shit about it </3

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@nio-bee-um well yeehaw man

Rules: Post the names of all the files in your WIP folder, regardless of how non-descriptive or ridiculous. Send me an ask with the title that most intrigues you and I’ll post a little snippet of it and/or tell you something about it! And then tag as many people as you have WIPs.

Ah boy, time to see how many WIPs I truly have........laughs nervously. (Also dw I'm breaking this into ships as well 😭✌️) oh and sidenote all my WIPs are on Wattpad and that site never fucking loads my descriptions so yeehaw, half of these are me guessing 💔

Johnitary:

John, Desr: AU (?) of John being on a dating app and meeting Jim. Idr if this is before or after The Great Game.

Rubber Band: I don't remember what the fuck this one was about whoops.

There's a few Oneshots in drafts too but I don't title those so moving right along.

The Crossovers™:

Shoulder Touch: Criminal Minds and Sherlock crossover, Spencer Reid/Sebastian Moran. It's cute as fuck tbh shut up.

The Hunter, The Angel, and The Psycic: Yes I spelled it like that shut up. Supernatural and Pysch crossover, Dean/Castiel/Shawn. Don't ask.

Mormor:

Restarting. . .: Why did I do the three dots like that? Anyway. Cyborg Sebastian AU, he nearly died and lost memory. It's an oldie actually.

Ordinary Tiger: Ugh I need to rename this one. This isn't actually a full on draft but it's a WIP bc editing. Coffeeshop AU with some ordinary!Sebastian. Oh and a sprinkle of pastel AU bc fuck it. Jim's the same fuckin bastardly simp. Basically the live in fic™ but Sebastian is actually an adorable ordinary person.

Johnstian:

Broken Bullet: My take on the post-Reichenbach fics that frequent this pairing. Anyway.

Wolf Eyes: I do not know anything about this one since I didn't write shit down in it and my description ain't loading, I do know it's Johnstian bc I remember talking about it with Crow.

Mystrade:

Side note I completely forgot half of these existed till now

One Week: Fake dating vacation, Idr why they were fake dating exactly. Oh and pining.

Time Together: Greg considers retirement, Mycroft is a pining idiot, and Greg is a flirty little shit. The only word written for this is "surprisingly". Wow.

Jars or whatever the fuck Ethan Mars/Norman Jayden was called:

Handcuffed: Soulmates AU, I think it's the "world is black and white till your soulmate touches you", takes place during the "Fugitive" chapter

Codywan and Cody/Obi Wan/Satine:

Dialtone: Modern long distance AU, also has Rexwalker. I think they meet at a party or somethin' similar.

Fairylights: Another Modern AU but this time it's Satine/Obi Wan/Cody. I think they were roommates in this one.

Blissful Chaos: Not modern AU but it is Cody/Satine/Obi Wan. I think AU where Satine lives for one and for two Palpabitch doesn't get to do shit so post-war.

Fics I Don't Have The Heart To Delete:

Purriness and Bugaboy: Starts crying. Miraculous Ladybug fic, reversal AU I think (Adrien is Ladybug, Marinette is Chat Noir, but Adrien is still the flirty superhero???). I think this was one of the first real fics I wrote.

Dinner?: Whatever the fuck Oswald/Edward from Gotham is called. I gave up on it bc I didn't know what I was doing lmao bye.

And that's it that's all my WIPs that are not oneshots!

I do not know enough people to tag so fuckin. @satan-incarnate-666 @hitoshi-toshi @bookshop-cryptid @conduitstreetcat @anyone (also no pressure!)

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Should I write that Johnitary AU on Wattpad or AO3? Like.

AO3 needs some nice Johnitary fics, plus overall I need to work on AO3 so having a fic I'm thinking about a lot would help on that.

Wattpad I can save it and fuck off and come back to it plus it's on my phone and I'm always on it lmao.

But Idk. ://

cross fic? on AO3 first, then copy paste to wattfuck?