#Johnasks

[john-liberal]

YOURE CIS??????????

YES I AM I SWEAR

[ask-the-emersons]

Hello! This is an ask blog for the Emerson family, which at the moment is just Ryder and his parents, John and Mary. This technically takes place before the island, but asks that are for after the island will be drawn too! Just no during the island asks towards Ryder, that can be done at @ask-ryder-emerson-lotf instead!

John will be blue text

Mary will be green text

And of course, Ryder will be pink text

Important tags!

#johnask

#maryask

#ryeask

#ryedraws

#daycareask (for any daycare related stuff, that includes Mary and Ryder)

#beforeisland

#Afterisland

I hope y’all will enjoy this silly stuff while I work on the Ryder ask blog when I can- y’know, to stop drawing angst for a minute (unless y’all ask those here too, which is fine!)

Oh and I should mention absolutely no nsfw ask towards Ryder I don’t really mind John and Mary because they’re adults and everything. John and Mary are in their 30s while Ryder’s 16, so don’t send him asks that are like, really weird to tell a minor.

P.S. Some asks will be written, some will be drawn.

The pfp butchering the quality was a CRIME

The mod of this account is @stanleyvampire14

If you’d like to interact with John and Mary when they were in high school, go to @john-mary-andco! :)

[plottwiststudios]

On Borrowed Time

Hi! If you’re new here, welcome to my blog! I’m John! I’m the founder of fledgling entertainment company “PlotTwist Studios”. Most of you, if you do know of us, will know us from our one title “Women of Xal”. It’s out on Steam and itch.io for Early Access, but desperately marching to full release later this month (October 2021). I brought you all here today to bring you my positive[!] financial update, along with the looming ominous money clouds ahead.

Women of Xal. You’ve all heard about it: Overwhelming visual novel with too many branching paths to get half the picture, over 100 CGs, animated cutscenes, voice acting, Kickstarter some folks thought was a scam back in the day, ect. Well that all came at a cost. And for once, I’m not talking [just] mental health!

$50k+, revenue sharing, and an incredible amount of original music from yours truly.

They called me a madman. They’re probably right, but don’t focus on that! The present problem is that Women of Xal might not make its money back in any reasonable amount of time. So we’re looking into small project ideas that might, gasp, bring in more of a male audience. Because apparently WoX drew in every demographic EXCEPT men. I know there’s a few guys who are fans of WoX, but let me tell ya, not enough! So my question to you all is:

Is it time to look into the more lewd mini-titles?

I’m not as much of a stickler about said market like I was back in 2016. However, there are two problems I currently face: looking at Google images for anime ladies to figure out what a lot of guys are into... ticks me off. Earnestly ticks me off. (I speak chiefly of anime search results, so opinion may vary) Yet I know if I just do my own brand of sexuality, it’d just be Xuna being a dork for 10 hours. Again, I would LOVE to explore that genre of visual novel[?] and see if I can add the same sense of uniqueness that Women of Xal has offered players. I love breathing fresh air in avenues stressfully suffocating with sameness. And if I bring my A-game to the characters, I might actually recover that money before retirement.

The second problem, is, of course, that the game might succeed as a story, but FAIL HORRIBLY as a smut game. You know, just John things. :| Anyways, the obvious answer is to have another guy write for guys, but that scares me as much as handing future Women of Xal stories to another dude. I’ve seen how too many guys write and, well... it ticks me off. Earnestly ticks me off. lol

Anyways, this is just early morning ramblings of a man trying to recover his money. Thanks for listening to my XALtalks. I just want my 50k back, man.

But what do you think? Am I overthinking NSFW/R-18 games? Do I just do my thing and assume the target audience will arrive and adore it?

[inevitably-johnlocked]

Steph!! Ok, in TEH John's convinced that his last patient, the old man with the glasses and white beard, is Sherlock... Why?! Because the old man is trying to give him porn! John thinks Sherlock is trying to seduce him with porn? ALSO: Johnasks him pee in a cup at the beginning to test for an infection... presumably John would have to do some hands-on, ahem, inspections? So John was thinking he would have a chance to examine Sherlock's junk??? Idk, I'm just wondering what was in John's mind...

Hi Nonny!

*snorts* Oh gosh, I never really thought that much into it, but I suppose you’re right hahahh! And he giggle about it because he thought Sherlock would do that sort of thing. He was so disappointed it wasn't LOL.

[john-liberal]

(Answer privately if you want to keep up your facade/bit or whateved) are you perchance a trans woman or just phenomenally based all the time?

ok so you don’t know how funny this is but like. 95% of my friends are queer and some of them have taken to calling me a closet trans woman and im like not at all, but it’s pretty funny cuz I do fit a some of the stereotypes (shoutout celeste and ultrakill) but it’s gotten so bad that some of them even misgender me when they’re talking about me which is really funny. even my girlfriend (jokingly) calls me a lesbian sometimes

anyways to answer your question im just a based guy

[john-liberal]

deeply in love with you jonathan libertarian

not. my name.

[john-liberal]

Hey, just wondering if you got your photos printed?

ogos inted⁉️

[john-liberal]

babe, i heard your girlfriend's a lesbian

i hate you babe

[john-liberal]

i'm actually John Patriot, inventor of America and Beer

it’s nice to meet a fellow john on this webbed site, although it seems your last name is a little inaccurate? haha you’d think your name would actually be “john america and beer” right? just something to think about

[john-liberal]

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[john-liberal]

HELLO

IM GONNA

PISS IN YOUR SHOES

that’s

fucked up

don’t do it please

[john-liberal]

our usernames should fight

who would win

although jesus has the power to walk on water, i think the baby would slow him down. furthermore, john-liberal could simply use the power of the us army and justify it with “fighting for our freedom” so i think he wins

and then jesus would posthumously give birth to a vengeful baby who assassinates john, prompting nationwide mourning (and xenophobia but we don’t talk about that)

[john-liberal]

hello Tumblr User John-Liberal if you could talk to one person named John or one Liberal in history, who would it be and what would you say to them?

i would talk to joe biden and tell him to kill rich people

[john-liberal]

heres my ask: how many followers do you have?

[john-liberal]

i love you john liberal

[john-liberal]

john,

shrimp,,,,,,