#Joel hammond

[queenincrimson]

SANTA CLARITA DIET - No Family is Perfect (2.01)

[bisexualgoth]

santa clarita diet is so fucking criminally underrated. not only is plot a Drew Barrymore and Timothy Olyphant killing nazis rapists and misogynists so drew Barrymore can eat them, plot b is about their daughter becoming an ecoterrorist. like. you can't beat this

[beetlejuce]

TIMOTHY OLYPHANT as JOEL HAMMOND SANTA CLARITA DIET | 3.08 "Forever!"

[creamyberries-lovely]

[grammatically-incoherent]

joel hammond + everything is FINE!!

[danystargaryens]

GET TO KNOW ME: ♡ [12/15] Male Characters: ☆ Joel Hammond (Santa Clarita Diet)

I am not a murderer, okay technically i am, not even technically. Literally. But i refuse to be defined by the one time i murdered somebody.

[rhcenyra]

SANTA CLARITA DIET | MORAL GREY AREA

[angels-in-overcoats]

My favorite actor in this picture is the one who has also played a beleaguered dad named Joel who gets in way over his head dealing with zombies

[leighaltieri]

kinktober 2024 masterlist

18+ MINORS & AGELESS ACCOUNTS DNI

my first ever kinktober is coming up! or should i call it micktober since most of these are mickey altieri x reader lmao But anyway here's an overview of everything i'll be posting in the month of october <3

during october i will have requests closed so i can focus, they will be closed from the end of september to november 1st, so if you have any requests now is a good time to submit them <3

feel free to use these prompts for your own kinktobers if you want to!

1st: face sitting - mickey altieri x fem reader

2nd: hair pulling & blow jobs - mickey altieri x fem reader

3rd: blood - stu macher x male reader

4th: begging - randy meeks x fem reader

5th: somnophilia - mickey altieri x fem reader

6th: thigh riding - cobb vanth x fem reader

7th: spanking - mickey altieri x fem reader

8th: choking - mickey altieri x fem reader

9th: mutual masturbation - stu macher x male reader

10th: dub-con - mickey altieri x fem reader

11th: praise - mickey altieri x male reader

12th: anal sex - mickey altieri x gn reader

13th: dacryphilia - mickey altieri x fem reader

14th: body worship - mickey altieri x fem reader

15th: degradation - hollywood jack x fem reader

16th: shower sex - mickey altieri x fem reader

17th: period - mickey altieri x fem reader

18th: pegging - joel hammond x fem reader

19th: orgasm denial - mickey altieri x fem reader

20th: gagging - mickey altieri x fem reader

21st: size difference - logan howlett x fem reader

22nd: masks & gloves - mickey altieri x fem reader

23rd: hate fucking - mickey altieri x fem reader

24th: breeding - raylan givens x fem reader

25th: knife play - mickey altieri x gn reader

26th: creampie - logan howlett x fem reader

27th: bondage - mickey altieri x fem reader

28th: car sex - mickey altieri x fem reader

29th: overstimulation - mickey altieri x fem reader

30th: costumes & double penetration - stu macher x fem reader x billy loomis

31st: biting - mickey altieri x fem reader

comment if you want to be tagged in any of these <3

[clonecaptains]

TIMOTHY OLYPHANT | Santa Clarita Diet 3x03

[queenincrimson]

SANTA CLARITA DIET - The Chicken and the Pear (3.06)

[mickaltieri]

Timothy Olyphant as Joel Hammond 🩵

“Yes, we’re not good at murder. I happen to believe that’s a positive quality.”

[beetlejuce]

TIMOTHY OLYPHANT as JOEL HAMMOND SANTA CLARITA DIET | 1.09 “The Book!”

[gaylanrivens]

My favorite thing about Santa Clarita Diet taking place over the course of like a month but being filmed over three years is Joel goes from this

To this

Like that man is STESSED

[grammatically-incoherent]

[random scd scenes 13/??]

"I was confused. You asked me if I was a pretty good dancer, which I’m not. I’m an outstanding dancer."

[slut-jpeg]

this is real love