#Jesus Christ dude that is not OK
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Can we see any of your drawings you may have had for the side characters please??? 👉👈
I only got a couple so far! I think I'm gonna do Nicaise next
#jokaste#aimeric#captive prince#kings rising#caprisun#can you believe damen fumbled a tall evil goddess? i would end myself#OKAY maybe he didnt “fumble” her. maybe it was the evil goddess part that ended it. but. but the loss is there ok. that shit would plague m#she is obviously sporting my headcanony akielon undercut like damen#but can you imagine going from this tall enchanting queen to. to looking down at a weird blue eyed frog with a stick up his ass#bi rights to damen but jesus christ my man#damen literally became the kinda guy that shows you a photo of his aint shit boyfriend on his iphone 5 while you're getting brunch together#and you have to say oh you two look so nice together. even though you cant believe he's letting that dude hit it.#like bro? you ever been to my garden? because i think you're dating one of my fucking gnomes#now onto aimeric.#he is my. he is my little tormented guy. manipulated to hell and back. abandoned. alone yet soulful and full of promise.#he schemes and pretends and KILLS A BUNCHA PEOPLE......#FUCKS UP JORD FOR LIFEEEEEEEEEE#AND THEN OLLIE OUTS OF EVERYONES LIVES DUE TO IMMEASURABLE GUILT#AND MAKES SURE TO DELIVER THE FINAL KAMEHAMEHA TO JORD WITH THAT LITTLE MESSAGE????#who does it like him#iconic. show stopping. mesmerising. he is the moment
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observations while im continuing my first DM reread after the talon brain invasion of september 2023
#which is funny bc i am not a huge izutsumi fan but the similarities that come from Being Cats is undeniable#talkys#also ive reread dm lots of times by now but i always Forget bc thats how my brain is#and like. dude i always forget how 😧 mithruns whole thing is.#ykwim. when he's. ykwim. jesus#''what part of me are you [______]'' jesus christ.#also wait ok just rambling abt dm here god god god god recent self development has me clinging to thistle so hard.#i dont know what it is. (i do know what it is.)#ohhhhh the unending single minded devotionnn the not being young but drawn and written as a forever child throwing a tantrummm#codependency and denial and not really ever being granted the love you seek.
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wanted to post this for a long time but the part 2 trailer gave me fuel so let me be a cunt for a minute here. why is there so much of the kids WHY is. there. so. much. of the kids. where are the main characters. where's JOHNNY. where's DANIEL. wheeeeeeere are billy and ralph why is the promo just the kids' actors why are the adults barely in the trailer also WHY. why the fuck are there new characters. what is the pointtttttt of having new characters in the last episodes of the last seasonnnnnnnn WHERE are the characters that matter that the audience (me!) would die to see? you have three entire movies that your stupid series is based on with a pretty big cast and characters that are loved by the fandom and the general audience why not bring them back for the final moments why do we need more unnecessary and not background (?!) characters? 😐
cunt over.
#cobra kai#i know there are answers to some of my questions i know im answering them in my head as im writing the post#i know it's the kids competing at the tournament blah blah i know part 2 is focusing on the sekai taikai blah blah WELL OK I GUESS#i know it's still early and we have to wait and see and the trailer isn't the whole 5 episodes and there's also part 3 yeah yeah yeah i kno#I KNOW. but i do want to complain especially about the kids sorry i just don't give a shit. WHERE ARE THE OLD MEN WHERE ARE THE WOMEN#for the love of god johnny and daniel are supposed to be in bad terms here WHERE WHERE WHERE WHERE IS IT WHERE ARE THEIR INTERACTIONS#jesus christ GIVE ME TIG GIVE ME TERRY#i did enjoy that dude what is he a sensei i believe yeah i enjoyed the 2 seconds of him flirting with johnny what
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you ever see fanart so good you just wanna fuckin explode
#sephiroth#ff7#sefikura#yes this is about sefikura#dude it's not ok i act like a rabid animal when i see good sefikura art#gggrrtgrrtgrr#insane homosexuals#sefikura lover and defender for life#GHEHRJGJR JESUS CHRIST#ok sorry i looked at it again#....#they are perfect to me#this can be abt other art too but sefikura is on my mind. and sephiroth#good sephuroth fanart.......#GHRGRGRHRBGRGWGDGRGR!!!#fr
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Ok but The Last Dinner Party - On Your Side as a durgetash song....... THE ANGST
It literally starts with THAT
I know I'm better off not looking back
Forgive me father, won't you take it back?
That we were lovers
And the whole song is honestly so durgetash coded
OH SHIT.
THAT IS ACTUALLY.
DAMN
#UH???#also am I nuts or is this song incestuous#that is the intention right#edit: ok I've been told its catholic#dude ok I'm dumb#I fucking forgot religion existed#so I was like is this an incest song#its about jesus#fucking Jesus Christ I guess
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Oh I IMMENSELY fucked up this morning now I'm gonna be almost an hour late to work 😭
#i found out like 10pm last night the car rego expired so id have to make my own way#shift starts at 8. takes about an hour to get there. i checked transport times#tired brain somehow fucks up and ig sets 8 as the 'leave at' instead of 'arrive at' time#i think ok awesome i will take this bus at 8:06 that will get me there 8:47 a whole 13 min early....m#i guess i was also mixed up bc i take that bus in the morning to school at a bit after 8#first thing this morning i got up and got pancake batter and half asleep and glasses-less i dropped an egg on the floor#but anyway i left with my tea and my pancakes and my wits intact....#until i looked down at 7:58 and thought WAIT WHAT THE FUCK I START IN TWO MINUTES WHAT#so i ran. slowed. called my store. thankfully the manager on is really nice but idk if i clearly communicated the scope of my lateness#i just said id be 'pretty late' and he said its alright buddy take your time#god im glad i got him hes a really nice manager very chill#but AHHH MY GOD HOW DID I MESS UP TIMES THIS BAD#I LEFT AT 7:56 INSTEAD OF BEFORE 7!!!! JESUS CHRIST!!!#anyway my bus got me to the station now im waiting for my train. it should be fine-ish but manbhhdhdhehfhf my god#idk if ill work 50min less or stay back an extra 50#but avdhdvhehfhfdbhdhd DUDE IM SO PISSED AT MYSELF
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Just a fun idea for B!
Let's blindfold him! I'll have a timer in one hand, and a gun in the other. He's got to use his pretty little mouth to milk the nut out of me before the timer is up! And for bonus points, lets not tell him how long he's got!
:)
Oh holy fuck that's good. This actually snapped me into front after being blurry all day so, thanks. That's. Holy shit yeah.
#b.txt#i got no idea how to tag this actually#violence kink#gun k!nk#gun kink#like jesus christ dude ok#anon#answered
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sometimes i think about the type of media i was into from 2017 to like mid 2020 & i genuinely want to throw up
#& it’s not even like ‘noooo cringe past me’ type shit#bc i also found out about gunnm at the time which is still one of the main universes i go to#also i still love stuff that i loved when i was like 9 (aka. hunchback of notre dame) so yea#but jesus christ what the fuck was i on otherwise#at least i had the mental capacity to stop watching game of thrones 2 episodes into season 8#like wow congratulations u realized that hate watching stuff is a complete waste of time!! cool!!!#but ig sorry 2 scott pilgrim & half of the dc universe i can’t fuckin stand this shit at this point#((partially sparing teen titans here bc they actually had some good concepts in the show))#& alien was actually always the best movie in the series & if u say ‘WELL ACTUALLY ALIENS IS OBJECTIVELY BETTER🤓’#ok????? go & suck james cameron’s dick some more or sth fuck off!????#((like most 80s action movies r so cringe to me like shut the fuck up predator is genuinely ass & there’s not a single enjoyable moment))#+ marvel was always mid & i don’t understand how i manipulated my brain into liking any of the shit they made#also not even gonna talk about music here oh my god dude
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ok so i don't subscribe to the break up read re: canon (for me that too much flattens/misrepresents sth as complex as someone admitting to planning martyrdom but ordering their loved one to live and sending said loved one on to a future and a family in a new world they'll create in the same breath)
HOWEVER. walk me with if you will on the mental image of a modern au young adult dion having a long overdue stress and possibly family related meltdown aimed in the wrong direction at terence to the tune of 'you deserve someone who will love you right....' bc he's 20 and an idiot and terence handles it with a commendable amount of grace but still sets a two week no contact boundary while he figures out how he's supposed to feel. meanwhile day 2 terenceless dion is full-blown ugly crying in his car to top 40 lewis capaldi type ballads. he won't stop checking his phone every 3 minutes. he's there at the stroke of midnight on what is just barely day 15 sopping wet from cliche rain and tracking mud and his feelings on terence's parents' carpet. he begs everyone not to mention this during the wedding toasts because he's still embarrassed about it 8 years later
#just talking to myself re: vry irreverent modern aus ok. if i like a character i have to Bully Them 'growing up cullen' style it's in my TOS#so. dion stepping on a rake and hitting himself in the face#sitting in his room listening to Forget Me on repeat. silent tears and snot streaming. it's winter break#DAYS ACHE AND NIGHTS ARE LONG TWO [DAYS] AND STILL YOU'RE NOT GONE GUESS I'M STILL HOLDING ON--#stepbrothers clive and joshua are like Jesus Christ Dude#(they make a pact to play Back to December literally every time dion walks into a room until he gets his shit together)#olivier stands in his doorway like 'soo... are you gonna be done soon. :/ i'm getting hungry and mom said you'd take me to panera'#even he knows this is ludicrous & temporary. dion thinks he's the protag of an oscar bait drama though. he's Nobly Suffering you dicks#lacrosse sticks are thrown#Terenceless Behavior
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look i think the thing people forget is that My Hero Academia is not a typical shounen. Its purposeful. Its well written. Horikoshi does not DO throw away plot-lines. He doesn't ignore plot holes. Over the past 10 years he has proven, time and time and TIME again that this is an incredibly thought out, narrative-driven brilliant story that has taken popular tropes and preconceptions and turned them on their head.
Have a little faith.
#imagine you're in a horikoshi dick-riding competition and you're up against me#but seriously. with the most recent few chapters i'm continuing to be in AWE of what he's revealing and how he's executing it#so many shounens are like: i'm gonna put my guy in a situation!#haha now i'll put him in another situation! forget about what happened in the last arc that don't matter#the ONLY other shounen i can think of that stands anywhere near this in terms of writing is FMA#look ok drag me over the coals i DO NOT CARE#its truly the king series of 'not original idea but fucking stellar execution'#look and i'm not even gonna TALK about the art (jesus fucking christ. horikoshi.)#or the character creation (how did you make us give a shit about a 30+-character ensemble cast? people here are starting WARS over them)#or the WORLD BUILDING THAT IS SO SUBTLE BUT SO POWERFUL#rewatching season 6 (again) in preparation for season 7#and obviously. i am biased. but. dude.#i trust horikoshi with my life#whatever choice he makes on how to end this is right#because LOOK at what he's built over the past 10 years#...dont worry about the posts i just worked 3 night shifts in a row on an amount of sleep some might call#uhhhh. bad#so. don't worry about it. its the delirium#i love you my hero academia
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people will call government offices and say the wildest shit sometimes.
#i can't talk abt what it was specifically bc of an NDA but holy shit dude. jesus christ#cedar speaks#actually ok no i will add this. it involved accusing a government official of having a twilight sparkle tattoo on their dick. HELLO?????????
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Okay I hadn't rewatched The Eye Scene in quite a while but
The absolute Symbolic Powerhouse that is this shot:
2. Jo mockingly switching to a Kansai accent for a sec? I never noticed it before but GOOD GOD. Also very cool for Tsutsumi since he's a Kansai native but never gets the opportunity to speak it, even outside of his roles.
3. This isn't even anything I just have Mine's dialogue embedded into my DNA sequence at this point, but. The similarity in how he and Jo structure the start and end of these sentences.
1.) dawg its the way he carefully cradles his hand after puncturing a bro's eye in it's fuckin with me truly and thoroughly
2.) IT IS REAL GOOD AINT IT THE BIT'S SOOOO... i actually didnt know tsutsumi was from kansai but that explains why it sounds so good the few times i've heard it
3.) it COULD be Not Anything but it also COULD be SOMETHING... like another addition to my Mine/Sawashiro cork board....
#snap chats#i just got sent a four-page comic comm info sheet so forgive me. if i seem Deceased. even more goldfish brain than usual#thats going to be a thing i have to read tomorrow morning my eyes feel so laggard rn...#in any case tho.... Eye Scene is still good.. its good Genuinely and for reasons im too inept to expand upon#and also it still makes me laugh cause fuckin anything does at this point 😭 casually pat a dude after mutilating someone stop thats comedy#lord nooo i cant keep my eyes open.. i wanted to do things tonight but then it was too cold so i couldnt draw#but now my eyes are too heavy to write anything thats laaame#and NOW my head hurts. i am simply bitching in these tags what else is new 😭#ok real my head hurts i gotta wrap it up. ty for giving me a reason to rewatch this scene like five times I Also havent seen it for a bit#every time i replay y7 i let like Max five scenes play out in full and of COURSE this is one of them#but i Also 2x haven't had the chance to replay y7 For A Bit 2x.. would def love to soon..#ok bye fr. im not beating the stereotype of saying 'good bye' and then sticking around for five hours at this rate jesus CHRIST
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so until a couple weeks ago I had never seen the hit 2000s television show Glee but I started watching it recently and it's just fuckin Im obsessed and idk why it's so fuckin stupid
and now imagine what if it was glee but it was fuckin Red Dead Gleedemption
but it's not a highschool au they're just themselves, they're just cowboys that sing showtunes and how fuckin gd funny that would be like fuckin
dutch is the coach obvi and he's always deciding who sings what and when and who duets with who and who gets solos and like mARSTON AGAIN?? REALLY COACH HE CAN'T EVEN CARRY A TUNE IN A BUCKET I SWEAR TO GOD
and then Arthur gets to sing I'm at a pay phone Dutchy just phone home all of the time you spent on plans
AND IMAGINE THEY DO CHOREO
unfortunately I can't think of a single popular song to riff off rn I don't listen to the gosh dang radio no more idk what's popular except for what's blowing up on Tiktok
#rdr2#red dead redemption 2#red dead redemption#cowboy shitposting#dutch writes a mashup of housebuilding song and we built this city like#in the ice cold wind whenever no matter what the weather we BUILT THIS CITY ON ROCK AND ROLL#OMFG DUTCH SINGS GEORGE MICHAEL'S FAITH#im honna fuckin piss my pants dude#and in classic Glee style all the minority characters get incredibly offensive songs to sing#Sean forced to sing Danny Boy and Parting Glass and like probably a song about leprechauns or something#micah singing billy eilish bad guy#jesus christ im gonna piss my pants im i cant with myself sometimes#is this true cursed or is it blursed??#special episode where john gets horrifically mauled by wolves and everyone sings Shakira SheWolf and Hungry like a Wolf in his fever dreams#ok guys the theme this week is MUHNEY - WE NEED MORE MOHNEY#the theme every week is moneh dutch#arthur sings a lounge cover of Down With The Sickness#CONSUMPTION HAS NOW COME OVER ME#U WA AH AH ACKK ack ack cough cough blood
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I think I should like what you write, but I can't. It's content of my faves but you characterize them so WRONG. SORA AND RIKU ARE NOT GAY, KAIRI IS NOT STRAIGHT. I love seeing them as friends.... Seeing them as a couple? ITS NOT OKAY. I have loved Riku since 2009 and so many writers (NOT JUST YOU) write him in a way that hurts me so much. Imagine seeing your husband sleep with his young best friends, how would you feel??? These are real people to me, writing them like this in a way they wouldn't like is ABUSING THEM! I want you to write a FEM READER (NOT homosexual male reader) and Riku story as an apology. He would be horrified to find out people write s**t of him and his best friends. He is older than them like a big bro or a dad, he isn't a paedophile like you write him as! You have one chance to fix this!
I could say a lot more about literally... whatever the fuck I just read but I think this image sums it all up perfectly
#ok fine ill say more in the tags#calm the fuck down jesus christ#none of these characters are real dude#they're all fictional go outside or something#damn
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finished finger fucking my boyfriend to a cop’s fucking floodlights. i didn’t realise it was after park hours officer, i’ll leave right away
#trans#transgender#t4t#t4t nsft#mtf#ftm#dude was literally like “you both 18? yeah? ok well just skidaddle”#my heart rate literally hit 120 bpm#jesus christ cops are scary
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something that makes me feel guilty is the fact that seeing that persons face rn literally makes me angry. they walked into class and i nearly winced. and in all fairness they were quite kind to me. outside of the several kind of odd red flags. girl whatever. to be quite frank i am a horny bastard and vocal proud etc but few people interest me enough to actually want to hang out with and get to know And i have deep seated intimacy issues so it's like. we really dont have a shot unless the circumstances r exactly right on a full moon perfect thursday of a month etc like. well and tbh i probably would have fucked around with this person but i dont... care... about some big relationship w them.. and i know i could be a relationship girl like eventually i have it in me to have a muse that's what im built for i think idc but not rn... rn i need to hang out with my friends and do my film stuff and have people that maybe wanna make out sometimes is that so much to ask for. for a lesbian at a bar to want to make out perhaps. ** for there to be lesbians at the bars to potentially make out with.
#and i am quite lonely yes thank u for asking. yeah someday id love to get to know someone again in the context of falling in love#what about it. so what now. i dont think im meant for our understanding of romantic love but boy do i crave it#why am i having this moment rn. well ok consider im on my period all i could think about this morning was [redacted] and both parties#of my dyke drama were back in class today. and the one gay person that i think has a crush on me but we dont see each other super often#so im just. guessing based on the way awkward lesbians communicate. idk#and i feel really just mean but i quite literally dont have it in me to pretend to be nice to this person anymore#i wasnt like. some villain for realizing we were acting really coupley and being like oh shit because i didnt want to hurt them#. and trying to communicate and put some distance between us when i thought they were probably in too deep. it's unfortch it took me a sec#but jesus christ yk i cant walk around and feel awkward about it forever. and im frustrated by the fact that we're just acting so odd#but again frankly i think it's largely bc they have an unhealthy relationship with dating. THROWING HORIZONTAL PUNCHES HERE.#OK. STONES FROM A GLASS HOUSE. IM AWARE. REAL RECOGNIZES REAL.#and YET. despite my past insanity. ive been kind. i can understand disappointment and a little awkwardness#but jesus would you rather i pretend to be in love with you for months and then really break your heart.#this is where i get mean and make a joke like well hey if we couldve had weird really mediocre sad angry dyke sex abt it#that would have been cool with me. but alas. we're here instead and it's fucking with my friendships too#and like we were kind of ok friends too. what now. its just u me and this brick wall u built between us bitch#now was EYE not answering texts for a minute. we dont need to get into it.#because the thing IS if i dont play things exactly right. and im not good at that without prior planning. i will accidentally say or do#something that i know. again. from being insane myself. would be just enough for them to hold onto hope#and im not trying to do that to them you know. i was trying to help with the detachment. shitty as it may be. i dont fucking know dude#this post is going to make me look kind of. well. whatever u guys have seen me at my worst. mostly. and post#ok one last thing sorry if this makes me sound like i have a giant ego. like wow heres this person who really liked me and im just shitting#all over them. not what im meaning to do but whatever
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