#Jere Jon

[cultfaction]

Trancers 6

Trancers 6 is a 2002 sci-fi action film that serves as the sixth instalment in the Trancers franchise. Directed by Jay Woelfel, this film marks a significant shift in the series as it introduces a new lead character, while also attempting to reconnect with the original premise of the earlier films. After a nearly decade-long gap since Trancers 5: Sudden Deth, Trancers 6 sought to bring the…

[phenphoenix]

Saw this post, blacked out, and then came back to this.

[imliterallymoon]

Ok! Season 2 done! WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK. Like. I was expecting maybe some LIGHT lore with some more of the smaller connections being made but NOPE. And so, as per request, here is yet another summary (also be prepared for the theories I'm about to come up with. I'm THINKING)

-I want to live in pensiltucky

-okokokok TUNNELS

-oh Jon you IDIOT

-ok were getting a bit smarter

-Nevermind. We're stupid again

-other episodes: genuine, terrifying horror that have kept me up at night

Grifters bone: haha music so bad ears go BOOM!

-gonna be honest I don't understand ANY of this sectioned shit but like good for you man

-ooh tapes

-GERTRUDE

-Why mosquitos? Just why?

-ITS THE BOOK!

-lightning dudeee.

-ok this site some backrooms type shit

-LIGHTNING DUDE!

-bro lightning dude's my new favorite character

-ITS LIGHTNING DUDE!

-omfgomfgomfg THE DOOR. WHAT DO YOU MEAN WHAT DOOR.

-ok so MAYBE lightning dude isn't the best but he's still cool

-micheal IS a name, you are correct

-but is it YOUR name?

-and that's why we don't go to Italy, folks!

-what. the. fuck.

-It's JERED. AGAIN??

-why is there a pit?

-ooh, architecture:)

-oh God I hate the ocean

-WHAT IS IT WITH THiS SIMON GUY??

-'the hot one' I FUCKING CAN'T

-I still can't get over the fact that Tim thought they were together like DUDE they are both SO GAY

-let it be known that I saw 2 peices of cute jonmartin fanart and that combined with the beginning Rivalry dynamic has made them my otp

-and the heart to heart, that was ADORABLE

-Like listen, Jon is hot as fuck. But I'm no homewrecker

-also I saw someone say that there was LGBT romance so I am HOPEFUL

-ok so dude just CASUALLY FOUND THE LIBRARY OF ALEXANDRIA AND WAITED UNTIL HE WAS ABOUT TO DIE TO SAY SHIT????

-mood.

-god, more worms? Really?

-okok so there's astronauts now

-that's INTERESTING

-EVEN MORE CANNIBALISM

-don't we love sentient computers? Of course we do!

-oh this is some Coraline shit

-OH THIS IS SOME CORALINE SHIT

-JON THIS SOUNDS AN AWFUL LOT LIKE A SUICIDE NOTE

-JON???

-see this availability of axes is what caused that whole new ordeal

-okok at least Tim has some common sense here

- it's a first but we'll take it

-LIGHTNING GUY!

-oh lightning guy D:

-OKOKOKK

-WHATTHEFUCK

-JURGEN LIGHTNER?

-GODS???

-ELIAS????

-remember kids, smoking kills :,)

In conclusion:AAAAFJDJdajsrifsigcfskysUPFPUFDPYDPYFFFTGIG9YD85DT8T8SDT9D9TDYOYTFCYOYF

[chezgender]

FINN'S MASTERLIST

I post/make content of various kinds. I'm on ao3 under the name of finnallydeadd and chezgender.

joker out, tommy cash, käärijä rpf (as finnallydeadd)

when the night falls (jere/bojan, E rated, long fic, italian summer au) - status: to finish

hand in glove (jere/bojan, E rated, one shot 2.4k, smut, leather)

i don't know where i end (jere/tommy, E rated, one shot 4k, smut, boot worship)

nu metal rpf (as chezgender)

what keeps you up at night (fred/jon, T rated, oneshot)

without a trace (fred/jon, E rated, oneshot, ftm fred)

home is where your teeth sink ft. half_fallen (fred/jon/wes, E rated, polycule)

meta posts

- cha cha cha / it's crazy it's party comparative analysis

[newmusicradionetwork]

Indie Country Recording Artist Andy Pursell Set To Release New Single “Me Myself And The Tide”

Florida-based singer-songwriter and indie country recording artist Andy Pursell (Southern Dreams Entertainment) announced the scheduled release of his new single “Me Myself & The Tide.”* Written by Victoria Banks, Joe Hanson and Judy Klass, and produced by Mark Dreyer, the track is the second in Pursell’s 2023 waterfall series of releases and will be available via all digital retail outlets and streaming platforms Friday, July 28, 2023. (Presale/pre-save event begins July 14, 2023.) Recorded at Studio 23 Lakeside Recording in Nashville, the track features instrumental performances by award-winning, A-list musicians, including four-time ACM “Steel Guitarist of the Year,” Mike Johnson (Jason Aldean/Carrie Underwood/Jon Pardi/George Strait/Willie Nelson/Merle Haggard), Kevin Grantt (Willie Nelson/Merle Haggard/Colt Ford/Josh Turner) and Mike Rojas (George Strait/Tim McGraw/Brett Eldredge). The pedal steel opener sets the mood for the easy-does-it Caribbean vibe and storyline. Appropriately dressed with “hey-oh’s,” the beachy tune is a sunset postcard of solo seclusion where the beach and the breeze chase the blues away, and heartache is swept out with the tide. “‘Me Myself & The Tide” is a break-up song, with a first-class, one-way ticket to ‘goodbye’,” said Andy Pursell.“The instrumentation and groove paint the ambiance of sand between your toes, swaying palm trees, ocean sunsets, and a long, tall cool one where you can let the heartbreak go.” I WANT TO BE WHERE THE HORIZON IS WIDE WHAT CAN I SAY OH, IT’S HARD TO FEEL LOW WHEN THE SUN IS SO HIGH SALT ON THE RIM SALT ON THE BREEZE BUT THERE AIN’T NO SALT RUNNING DOWN ON MY CHEEKS FROM A GOODBYE TAKING MY TIME TWISTING A LIME JUST ME MYSELF AND THE TIDE The new track follows the success and momentum of Pursell’s recent single “Right Amount Of Wrong” released in March (AT COUNTRY RADIO NOW). Andy will embark on a radio tour in support of the single (including station visits in his home state of Florida, traveling to Tennessee, Alabama, Arkansas, Kentucky and Missouri). The corresponding “Right Amount Of Wrong” music video, produced by Jered Allen/Crazy Horse Productions and shot at various locations in Pursell’s hometown of Arcadia, FL, premiered on Country Rebel. Read the full article

[cyclone-rachel]

books read in December 2022:

The Hole by Hiroko Oyamada

So You’ve Been Publicly Shamed by Jon Ronson

Novelist as a Vocation by Haruki Murakami

Remina by Junji Ito

If Football’s a Religion, Why Don’t We Have a Prayer? by Jere Longman

Ship Wrecked by Olivia Dade

Supergirl: Woman of Tomorrow by Tom King

The Geek Feminist Revolution by Kameron Hurley

Pixels of You by Ananth Hirsh

Babel by R.F. Kuang

I Want to Die But I Want to Eat Tteokbokki by Baek Se-hee

Kaikeyi by Vaishnavi Patel

Maybe I Don’t Belong Here by David Harewood

REBELS: Sons of Brainiac by Tony Bedard

Upgrade Soul by Ezra Claytan Daniels

Lemon by Kwon Yeo-Sun

[techaddictsuk]

Trancers 6 (2002)

It's time to look at Trancers 6. This time a fresh face, an attempt to revive the franchise and some humour at Deth's expense. What could go wrong?

[cpyclopse]

I thought it would be so fun to make picrews of the og Archives crew (ft. Gerry and pre. G*rtruded Micheal). Picrews themselves are such fun but making characters from them is great.

Basically me messing around and telling you my hcs and how i see them :)

First we got Jon.

Nonbinary and Bi (and ace of course). He has a pretty rigid style at first, turtle necks and blazers (and or button ups and blazers). I found a lot of him being Jewish like as hc and why not add a star of David. He has the worm scars. I love jon with long hair ( at work it stays in a professional bun until hes alone he also keeps pens in it) and i gave him a little piercing, oh and glasses.

Next up we got our man Tim

Hes bi (and sometimes i like him being trans masc) and he dyed the tips of his hair pink with Sasha. He has the worm scars but i also like to think he was some acne scars too. He has a short sleeve button up (Hawaiian shirt) but its pink and strawberries to match his hair. He has a split brow and ear piercings all the way up. He wears sunglasses bc hes cool.

Our Gorl Sasha

Shes trans fem

I really was not feeling the og one i did for her and kinda did what everone else did for her. Shes bi and dyed the tips of her hair pink with Tim. She has gold glasses and earings. Kinda like Jon she has a professional style at work but its nuch more layed back, like she wears button ups and blazers but its not buttoned all the way up and she wears more colorful button ups. (No worm bites for sad reasons)

Next up our resident bad boy in good boy clothing Mahtin

Hes Gay (like tim i do like him being trans masc a lot). This picrew doesn't let you add plus size bodys (they do however have a wide array of noses, hair styles, and you can add like wheel chairs, nose tubes, and hearing aids). He has brownish red short curly hair. He also has a layed back professional style with a button up and a nice sweater on top. He also wears those brown and yellow glasses (the ones that kinda looks like tigers eye im not sure if it has a special name). He has worm bites.

Also Martin with facial hair/ stubble rights

Our first special guest goth king Gerry

Hes trans masc and bi. He has long dyed black hair but his blond roots are showing. He wears heavy jewelry, multiple necklaces, earrings, and he has mouth and nose piercings. He wears what he wants bc he doesn't work at the institute and therefore doesn't have to dress professionally, if he wears fishnets, leather jackets, platforms and crop tops its not in jonha's Elias' jurisdiction to say no.

Next my favorite avatar and boy who deserved better Micheal <3

Hes gay and trans masc, hes very fem tho he fluctuates. He has shoulder length curly blond hair in the 70s/80s style. Hes already lanky (mans a plank) pre g*rtrude-ified. He layers up and wears earth tones like browns and such, his jacket has the elbow bits (patches??).

This was fun i really like this picrew, heres the link

[ylove-bandaesthetics]

Bands & Fairytales! 🌹✨

Ash Costello & Jered Black + Daenerys Targaryen & Jon Snow! 🐉🐺

“Dany, who was the last person who called me that? I’m not sure, was it my brother? Not the company you want to keep….Alright, not Dany, how about, my queen?…”

@taurielthepirateking

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Nickname

Abbreviation

Proper Name

Abe

Abrm

Abel, Abraham, Absalom

Abner

Abraham

Addy, Atty

Adam

Al

Albert, Allan, Allen, Alfred

Alec, Alex, Alick, Ally

Alexander

Alf

Alfred

Andy, Andie

Andrew, Alexander

Archie

Archibald

Arnie

Arnold

Art

Arthur

Baldie

Archibald

Barnie, Barney

Barnabas

Bart

Bartholomew

Ben

Benjn

Benedict, Benjamin, Ebenezer

Benezer

Ebenezer

Bern, Bernie

Bernard

Bert, Bertie

Albert, Bertram, Cuthbert, Egbert, Halbert, Herbert, Hubert, Lambert, Osbert

Bill, Billie

Wm

William

Bob

Robt

Robert

Bram, Bramley

Abraham

Cal

Caleb

Charlie, Chuck (American)

Chas

Charles

Chris

Xian, Xopher

Christian, Christopher

Clem

Clement

Cliff

Clifford

Colin

Nicholas

Cuddie, Cuddy

Cuthbert

Cy

Cyprian, Cyril, Cyrus

Dai, Dave, Davie

David

Dan, Danny

Danl

Daniel

Dand, Dandie

Andrew

Daniel

Donald

Derick

Frederick

Des

Desmond

Dewi

David

Dick

Ricd

Richard

Dixon

Benedict

Dobb

Robert

Dod, Doddy

George

Dodge

Roger

Dom

Dominick

Don, Donnie

Dond

Donald

Donald

Daniel

Doug

Douglas

Drew

Andrew

Dump

Humphrey

Duke

Marmaduke

Eben

Ebenezer

Ed, Eddie

Edgar, Edwin

Ed, Eddie

Edwd

Edward

Ed, Eddie

Edmd

Edmund

Eli

Elliot, Elias, Elijah

Elmo

Erasmus

Eph

Ephraim

Erik

Frederick

Ern

Ernt

Ernest

Ewen

Owen

Frank, Frankie

Fras

Francis

Fred

Fredk

Alfred, Frederick

Gabe, Gaby

Gabriel

Gary, Garret, Garth

Gareth, Gerard

Ged

Jedidiah

Gene

Eugene

Geoff, Giff

Geoffrey, Jeffrey

Geo

George

Gerard

Jarrett

Gerry

Gerald, Gerard

Gervase

Jarvis, Jervise

Gib

Gilbert

Gord

Gordon

Gorry

Godfrey

Greg

Gregory

Guido

Guy

Gus

Angus, Augustus, Gustav

Hab

Herbert, Robert, Halbert

Hal

Harold, Henry

Hank (American)

Henry

Hank (English)

Hankin

Harry

Harold, Henry

Heck

Hector

Henery, Henrie

Hy

Henry

Hez

Hezekiah

Hick, Hitch

Richard

Hodge

Roger

Hobb, Hop, Hopkin

Robert

Hy (American)

Hy

Henry

Ike

Isaac

Izzy

Isadore

Jabe

Jabez

Jack

Jno

John

Jake (American)

Jacob

Jamie, Jim

Jas

James

Jarrett

Gerard

Jarvis

Gervase, Jervise

Jed

Jedidiah

Jeff

Jeffrey, Geoffrey

Jerry

Jerh

Jeremiah

Jerry

Jery

Jeremy

Jerry

Jere

Jerome

Jon

Jonn

Jonathan

Joe, Joey

Josh

Joseph, Josiah

Jock

John, or any Scotsman

Josh

Joseph, Joshua, Josiah

Ken

Kenneth

Kit

Christopher

Larry

Laurence, Lawrence

Lem

Lemuel

Len

Leonard

Leo

Leopold

Les

Leslie

Lew, Lou

Lewis, Louis

Mac

Malcolm

Manny

Emanuel, Immanuel, Manuel

Matt

Matthew

Max

Maximilian, Maxwell

Mickey, Mike, Miles

Michl

Michael

Monty

Montague

Morie

Maurice, Morris

Nab

Abel, Abraham

Nat, Nate

Nathl

Nathan, Nathaniel

Ned, Neddy

Edward

Nick

Nichs

Dominick, Nicholas

Nobb

Robert

Noll

Oliver

Norm

Norman

Numps

Humphrey

Nye

Aneurin

Owen

Ewen

Oz, Ozzie

Oswald, Oscar, Osbert, Osmund

Paddy, Pat

Patrick, or any Irishman

Perce, Percy

Percival

Perrin

Peter

Perry

Peregrine

Pete

Peter

Phil

Philip, Theophilus

Phippin, Pip

Philip

Rab, Rabbie

Robert

Rafe, Ralf, Rauf

Ralph

Randy

Randell, Randolph

Ray

Raymond

Reg, Reggie, Rex

Reginald

Rich, Rick

Rd, Ricd

Richard

Rob, Robin

Robt

Robert

Rod

Broderick, Roderick, Rodney

Rolf

Ralph

Rolley

Roland, Rowland

Ron, Ronnie

Ronald

Rory

Roderick

Rube

Reuben

Rudy

Rudolph

Russ, Rusty

Russell

Sam, Sammy

Saml

Samson, Samuel

Sacha, Sandy

Alexander

Seb

Sebastian

Sepp

Joseph

Si, Sy

Josiah

Sid, Syd

Sidney, Sydney

Sim, Sym

Simon, Symeon

Solly

Solomon

Stan

Stanley

Steve

Stephen, Steven

Stew, Stu

Stewart, Stuart

Taddy

Adam

Taffy

David, or any Welshman

Ted, Teddy

Edward, Theodore

Terry

Terence

Thad

Thadeus

Theo

Theodore

Tim, Timmy

Timothy

Toby

Tobias

Tolly

Bartholomew

Tom, Tommy Thos Thomas

Tony Anty Anthony

Val

Valentine

Vic

Victor

Vince

Vincent

Vib

Vivian

Waldo

Oswald

Wally

Wallace, Walter

Walt, Wat

Walter

Wes

Wesley

Wido

Guy

Wilf

Wilfred

Will, Willie, Wilkin Wm, Willm William, Wilbur

Zac, Zach, Zack

Isaac, Zachary

Zac, Zach, Zack Zachh, Zachs Zachariah, Zacharias

Zeb

Zebulon, Zebediah, Zebedee

Zeke

Ezakiah, Ezekiel

[achieveandhunt]

live typing extra life 2019

warning: this a fucking LONG post. if you plan on reading it all, godspeed.

i typed all of this as it was happening on stream so this gets progressively less coherent as i grow more sleep deprived. prepare yourselves. i may or may not go off topic at some points

larry vehemently vomiting pure malic acid. we’re off to a great start

what the fuck the soggy ass popcorn in that ranch jesus christ

lindsay in the song from AH the musical. i love her so much

jeremy going YAAAAAAY after someone eats a cursed oreo

matt getting AGGRESSIVELY kissed by larry

“this kiss this kiss” before geoff and jack kiss

geoff “i’m from alabama” ramsey

THIS FUCKING RANCH SEGMENT HAS ME GAGGING

jeremy “the alcohol demon the whiskey goblin” dooley

alfredo “you wont believe what the white people did today” diaz

DUSK BOYS DUSK BOYS DUSK BOYS GET THAT DICK ESSENCE

wait why does it sound like wonderwall

they look like characters from the matrix

the speaking parts. make my teeth hurt

in conclusion: they weren’t kidding abt the tight pants 

okay everyone get ready for eric soundboard spamming YEAH BABEY

“hi i’m from broadcast and i don’t want to be here” they represent themselves well

also, let’s take a second to appreciate broadcast here!! they have a really tough job and don’t get a ton of credit. lots of love to all of broadcast!!! you guys are awesome

i am: foreseeing problems with this eric sound board

which one is eric?? will the real eric please stand up?? was the real eric the one we found along the way??

“i’m... just really worried that i won’t ever find love-” “i really don’t care”

WHY DO THEY HAVE THAT ON THE SOUNDBOARD (what does that apply to? whatever it is you’re thinking of, but mostly “daddy wants some”)

ooh someone’s about to get a fReE tongue piercing from a pineapple

god dammit i went to the bathroom for thirty seconds and now they’re eating chad’s chest hair

owie the shock collar and belly slap look painful, but drinking natty light from a shoe? that’s a true punishment

“and this roast was brought to you by meundies”

ah yes what better way is there to end a segment than people throwing up

“man action” oh no

THROBERT MULVEINY

K A R B is blind in T W O of her eyes

“my last name is cottagecheese”

I HAVE A PIECE OF METAL SHOVED UP MY A S S 

chris has somehow managed to lose 23 years of age and roughly 412 pounds

“just open throat like baby bird” who the fuck is writing this and why is it jeremy

jon. jon you’re breathing in adam’s ass fumes

a summary of this segment: ass and cottage cheese

BARB IS HERE I REPEAT BARB IS HERE

“to fitness” -starts choking-

final fitness coach: tad, here to workout your issues so they can beat you into submission

“will you buy my wet” well i don’t see that on the raffle items

we’re back folks & i’m loving this walk around segment

moonball wall and gavin&michael will soon be reunited can we get an F in the chat

jeremy getting a borderlands tattoo is very on brand

what’s extra life without a little satan

“starvation army, putting lead back into paint, increasing childhood obesity” people in chat: TAKE MY MONEY

chris “i’m doing a different hole” demarais

ah yes. the game we all play in hell: twister

nobody edit chris getting mustard shot down his throat. i’m scarred enough from the original clip

oh fuck. oh god. the mayo. oh god what the fuck is up with the misuse of condiments this year

this just in: a human soul costs roughly $12,700

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urine: to help with aerodynamics

jon: maya, speak! maya: *the smallest arwoo*

today’s mvp: any dog. pick one. no matter which you pick, you’re right

how the fuck did blaine change back from satan so quickly

barb as a cat is... my new sleep paralysis demon

blaine: barbara speak! barbara: climate change is real

#dogsforkids

this just in: extra life killed my wifi

we’re back & kdin is in the business of killing people with spice. she is the spice queen

queue six thousand well-timed 1337 donations

HOLY SHIT THAT’S COLIN FROM WHOSE LINE IS IT ANYWAY

hmm “questionable liquids” is very... questionable

trevor: oh there’s four of them! we all get to join in the Fuckkkk

“what’s your favorite kind of candy” “any meat”

i like pickles and i would rather rip my eyebrows off than drink the juice so i feel for trevor

the only thing worse than drinking apple cider vinegar is shooting it out of your nose

“can you feel the love tonight” “i used to and that’s the problem”

“flubs every word man” damn, really missed the chance to say captain hair

jeremy not being able to intentionally flub his words is so fucking funny

OK BOOMER 

wow i can feel my blood pressure spike just watching these shots

Xavier Woods is here and he wants to know if it’s Christmas

miles doesn’t know what a question is

WHERE’S YOUR HAIR

oh no. oh no helping hands is next. everyone clear a splash zone

CHEF MIKE CHEF MIKE CHEF MIKE

miles bossing around chef mike is priceless

“you leave that fucking dough on the floor”

“you wanna slam your hands down on the table” *pizza sauce goes flying everywhere*

HOEDOWN HOEDOWN HOEDOWN jesus why do i keep doing that

“If Colin Mochrie is listening, I’ll see you here next year” OH FUCK YEAH

--- this is when i take a break so my soul can return to my body (aka i have work to turn in. college will never not be a pain in my ass) ---

oh god dammit i missed all of Always Open. fuck college who needs a medical degree

so... we have some very interesting things happening in family feud and i’m not sure if i like any of them

hmm. is now the time to get drunk

oily twist feels very... ominous

what do you mean you don’t remember gandalf having a taser in lord of the rings?

someone in the chat said “big stupid sleeping thing is what my parents called me in high school”

i think i’m blacking out what’s going on i don’t remember the past two hours

ah yes. voldemort and snape having a talk show together sounds exactly like something J.K. Rowling would make a spinoff book or show or porno of

can we just talk about how much shit chris has been doing this year? what a guy. what a dude

“coldy with voldy” actually means getting knocked the fuck out cold because you only got three hours of sleep last night and you don’t want to miss chef mike and lindsay cooking

this snape poem is summarized by one phrase: “that was terrible sit the fuck down” (sorry chris)

“let’s destroy a weasley” enter chad

fucking called it

“you smell poor” i need a caffeine drip

heh the wheel spins are at 69 heh nice

i’m a grown ass woman

welcome to a section called: we torture chad for your entertainment

“who wants us to kill weasley?” *massive cheers from the audience*

“wait weasley step away from the wideshot so i can masturbate to this later”

“i’m not gonna rub my eye mom”

oh they’re really gonna kill chad on stream huh

i felt that chest slap in my soul

i think i felt my own ribs crack

oh fucking

tumblr deleted my thoughts on the fanfic section

alright. fine. brief summary: my teeth are burning

my mom lindsay is on next and i’m so excited but i’m nearing the point of loopiness so things will go downhill dramatically from here

this is my fucking fourth extra life, you would think i’d be smart enough to sleep the night before

LINDSAY LINDSAY LINDSAY THAT’S MY MOM

JEREMY JEREMY JERE- wait a second... did jeremy get taller

oH CHEF MIKE CHEF MIKE CHEF MIKE

i hope Xavier comes back next year because he’s funny as fuck

m y a t t

oh god the mcdonald’s shade i’m rolling

lindsay “who’s the chef here” jones

chef mike mentioned mayo and i involuntarily gagged

chef mike clowning the big mac. i’m crying

he made the right choice with ryan bc i’ve seen his cooking stream(s) and it’s nothing if not great content

i heARD A MICHAEL JONES

“lindsay you haven’t done anything but warm up cookies so far” “yeah and?? you’re welcome”

you know that classic snack. slightly warm oreos

JEREMY THE LIQUOR GOBLIN DOOLEY IS BACK

oh god him screeching across set is making me cry laughing

why does it remind me of trevor’s voice cracks in the one minecraft ep where they’re singing the lion king

the biggest spoon for the smallest shot glass

i just realized we’re not even halfway through yet and i’m scared for the length of this list i’m gonna end up falling asleep involuntarily at some point

lindsay no your teeth are going to errode from that shot in your mouth

well timed leet donation #1829495

this gorden ramsey bit is so fucking good

jack: what do you think of the arugala? matt: i don’t even know what you said

iT’s NoT jUsT tWo CoOkIeS miCHeAL

jeremy and michael just chillin amidst the choas is exactly my demeanor at any party i’ve ever been to

lindsay scores: ryan = 7 because diet coke, matt = still eating lindsay’s meal so it’s a 10, xavier = also still eating it so it’s an 8. total: 25

“deep fry everything but a remote control”

chef mike scores: ryan = 9 for no death, matt = greens are present, words were said, score is 8. xavier = Gourmet Mcdonald’s, food is edible, score is 8. total: 25

oh fuck it’s a tie

now they fight to the death. death = doing as many shots as possible

i think we’re all going to need liver transplants after tonight

no jesus please don’t vomit oh goD oh fUc k please- oh thank god

okay i’m making a part two this is too much

[goalhofer]

Last NHL Player To Wear Each Jersey Number: Dallas

1: Jhonas Enroth (13 games 2015)

2: Jamie Oleksiak (2019-present)

3: John Klingberg (2014-present)

4: Miro Heiskanen (2018-present)

5: Matt Niskanen (2007-11)

6: Julius Honka (2016-present)

7: Neal Broten (1996-97)(retired for Broten 1998)

8: Never issued (retired for Bill Goldsworthy 1992)

9: Mike Modano; Jr. (1993-2010)(retired for Modano 2014)

10: Patrick Sharp (2015-17)

11: Martin Hanzal (2017-present)

12: Radek Faksa (2015-present)

13: Mattias Janmark-Nylen (2015-present)

14: Jamie Benn (2009-present)

15: Blake Comeau (2018-present)

16: Jason Dickinson (2015-present)

17: Andrew Cogliano (2019-present)

18: Tyler Pitlick (2017-present)

19: Never issued (retired for Bill Masterson 1987)

20: Cody Eakin (2012-17)

21: Ben Lovejoy (2019-present)

22: Jiri Hudler (2016-17)

23: Esa Lindell (2015-present)

24: Roope Hintz (2018-present)

25: Brett Ritchie (2014-present)

26: Jere Lehtinen (1995-2010)(retired for Lehtinen 2017)

27: Adam Cracknell (2016-17)

28: Stephen Johns (2015-present)

29: Greg Pateryn (2016-18)

30: Ben Bishop III (2017-present)

31: Antti Niemi (2015-17)

32: Kari Lehtonen (2009-18)

33: Marc Methot (2017-present)

34: Denis Gurianov (2016-present)

35: Anton Khudobin (2018-present)

36: Mats Zuccarello (2019-present)

37: Justin Dowling (2016-present)

38: Mark McNeill (1 game 2017)

39: Travis Morin (2010-present)

40: Remi Elie (2016-18)

41: Landon Bow (2019-present)

42: Taylor Fedun (2018-present)

43: Valeri Nichushkin (2018-present)

44: Sheldon Souray (2011-12)

45: Roman Polak (2018-present)

46: Gemel Smith (2016-18)

47: Alexander Radulov (2017-present)

48: Dillon Heatherington (2017-present)

49: Jon Sim (1998-2003)

50: Never issued

51: John MacLean (2000-02)

52: Never issued

53: Vojtech Polak (3 games 2006)

54: Never issued

55: Sergei Gonchar (2013-14)

56: Sergei Zubov (1996-2009)

57: Never issued

58: Never issued

59: Never issued

60: Never issued

61: Never issued

62: Never issued

63: Mike Ribeiro (2006-12)

64: Brendan Ranford (1 game 2015)

65: Never issued

66: Never issued

67: Never issued

68: Jaromir Jagr (2012-13)

69: Never issued

70: Never issued

71: Never issued

72: Erik Cole (2012-15)

73: Michael Ryder (2011-13)

74: Never issued

75: Never issued

76: Never issued

77: Matthew Barnaby (2006-07)

78: Never issued

79: Never issued

80: Never issued

81: Tomas Vincour (2010-13)

82: Never issued

83: Ales Hemsky (2014-17)

84: Never issued

85: Never issued

86: Never issued

87: Never issued

88: Eric Lindros (2006-07)

89: Never issued

90: Jason Spezza (2014-present)

91: Tyler Seguin (2013-present)

92: Never issued

93: Never issued

94: Never issued

95: Never issued

96: Fabian Brunnstrom (2008-10)

97: Never issued

98: Never issued

99: Never issued (retired league wide for Wayne Gretzky 2000)

[riseupworldwide]

Ep150 - Chris Broussard Interview, DJ LostNFound Christmas/New Years mega mix

 Long time sports and less sports analyst Chris Broussard called in to discuss his faith his work and how they Co-mingle. We also discuss in depth the king movement, the ministry he started for men which includes Christian hip-hop and more. And the second our DJ LostNFound put together a full hour of hits to dance the Christmas/New Years in style!  

    Playlist 

  Jered Sanders - Bobby Boucher

Andy Mineo - There

Bizzle - K.I.N.G. ft Hurt

Aaron Cole - Motons

Lecrae - Welcome, This Is America (DJ Promote Remix)

Lecrae - Plugged In

Canton Jones - What You Wanna Do

Coming In Hot (Matt Mogg Remix) 

Lecrae & Andy Mineo - Get Back Right 

Lecrae- Light Work 

I Got Now - Brvndon P 

Dive - Social Club Misfits 

Parachute ft. nobigdyl - Aaron Cole 

Way Up - Bizzle 

God's Plan - Jon Keith 

Why - NF 

Fuego - Wande 

No Chains - KB 

Fashion Joe ft. KB - GAWVI 

Anything You Need - Jon Keith 

What You Need - Shiwan & Ty Young 

Can't Relate ft. Th3 Saga & Kaleb Mitchell - Aaron Cole 

Intro (Vent Sessions) - Bumps Inf

Yippy - Aha Gazelle 

Plan 4 You - Stevie Valentine b

Wait On You ft. Haley Hunt - Deraj

Talk In Code - S.O.

Dalu ft. Sokesman - Limoblaze 

Shackles - Gil Joe & Nkay

  Check out this episode!

[thefilmsimps]

Miller’s Crossing (dir. Joel Coen)

-Jere Pilapil- 8/10 While watching Miller’s Crossing, I was thinking that it’s kind of surprising that the Coen brothers don’t have more noirs attached to their reputation. Their style - quick and clever dialogue, labyrinth plots - have so much in common with the form, but generally they wind up in comedy or farce fields (if they aren’t doing a more serious work). After watching it, I skimmed through some of the Criterion edition’s bonus features and they talked about Blood Simple a bit, which made me realize “duh”, their first movie was a noir, and they just evolved from there (they defined Blood Simple as having more in common with horror in the interview, but all their movies blur genre lines). Miller’s Crossing is their 1990 take on noir and gangster films, and it’s a really fun one without being quite in the camp of “fun” Coen movies like Raising Arizona, The Big Lebowski or Hudsucker Proxy. This isn’t fun in the way of being a comedy, but in its fleet-footed pacing and odd touches at the edges. It stars Gabriel Byrne as an Irish gangster caught in the midst of a mob war, but for all its violence, it’s rarely grisly or cathartic. Most of the movie isn’t about the violence, per se, but the road on the way there. Byrne plays Tom Reagan as a dispassionate man, stone-faced in all situations. These situations are high stressor moments - whether being beaten, taken to the woods to kill, or taken to the same woods to be killed - but Byrne gives no hint towards Tom’s interiority to the audience or to the other characters. “Do you always know why you do things?” he asks. Depending on your view, he might be a schemer, or he might just be winging it and lucky. Caught between two warring factions, then, Byrne is the straight man in a cast of wild cards. The rest of the cast - Albert Finney, John Turturro, Marcia Gay Harden, and Jon Polito are the main players - are all playing noir archetypes to the hilt. We have a cold aged mobster, a hot headed young upstart, the troublemaking booker at the center of the whole thing, and Harden’s Verna, a woman who behaves like a femme fatale but doesn’t function like one in the plot. The movie’s filled with clever twists like that, where on the one hand it’s a noir through and through, but the formula’s tweaked enough to be off balance and strange. The cops are corrupt, yes, but they’re also filmed like Keystone Cops, flopping about and in the dozens, a force of chaos. Grievously disrespectful acts are just childish pranks and coincidence. The little things add up and keep you on your toes. And then there’s the dialog, which is glorious. I think half of the movie has been transcribed in IMDB’s “Favorite Quotes” section, though that might be true of most of the Coen brothers’ movies. Reagan’s way of speaking is all wisecracks (“I figure a thousand bucks is reasonable, so I want two”) and aphorisms (“Nobody knows anybody. Not that well”), filtered through a thick Irish accent. The rest of the cast follows suit, creating a whip-smart language that distracts from the plot not really being all that interesting despite the excellence of everything around it. So many things about this movie are perfectly positioned, but in the end it feels a bit more style than substance.

[slowmixzero]

[🍊 x 🧧]

Gaes kali ini aku mau cerita tentang pengalamanku yang super menarik dan ga terlupakan. Ada hubungan erat dengan toleransi sih. Disclaimer dulu gan kalo ini pengalaman pribadi HEHE jangan kau sama ratakan semua umat manusya ya.

Posisinya gue kerja di salah satu perusahaan migas lah di jiketi. Kebetulan perusahaan swasta. Dengan BOD yang bisa dibilang mayoritas nya beretnis chinese. Sehingga katanya udah budayanya disini merayakan imlek di kantor. Gua pribadi sih jujur excited banget sih secara 23 tahun gua idup ya yg gua perayaan keagamaan yg gua ikutin ya lebaran sama idul adha aja yekan. Yang macem imlek, natal, paskah atau nyepi palingan kita cuma nebeng libur tanggal merah sama kecipratan diskon di mall aja yakan. Pengalaman gua terkait perayaan imlek itu ya cuma sebatas ornamen merah2 yang gua liat di mall2 aja udah gitu doang. Kayak kentang aja gitu.

Ngorek2 info dari penghuni kantor yang udah sempet berkali2 ganti kalender meja disono, katanya sih ketika imlek biasanya seluruh pegawai bakalan baris ke ruangan sang boss besar dan bakalan dpt angpao serta jeruk + handshake dengan si bapak yg termasuk 10 besar orang terkaya di indonesia itu. Gokil kan, kalah handshake sama personil jiketi mah. Bahkan, katanya nominal angpaonya itu meningkat setiap tahunnya! Wow gimana mata gua ga cling2 ye kan. Gua yang baru bat lulus gapernah liat duit banyak terheran, anjir ini kantor kan ada beberapa lantai, satu lantai orangnya banyak kek bubaran bioskop. Buset itu bapak abis duit berapa cuma buat dibagi2in. Tapi kalo dipikir2 mah recehan kali buat orang2 tersebut WKWK. Kayak kalo tiap hari si bapak ngadain uang kaget ke seluruh warga slipi ya bisa sampe udah ga kaget lagi warganya saking ga abis2 tu duit. Tepat mulai dari hari itu gua menanti dengan tidak sabar untuk perayaan imlek di kantor.

Namun beberapa org kantor ada yg bilang gini juga:

"Eh tapi gatau ya dik kalo anak kontrak dapet ga ya"

Nyess banget hati gua pas denger kalo ternyata anak kontrak belon tentu dapet. Kayak padahal gua pikir bakal seru banget gitu kan ngantri ambil angpao. Padahal gua udh belajar ngomong xiexie yg baik dan bener tuh. Tapi yaudahlah kita liat aja pas hari H.

5 Februari 2020

Ketika masuk lobby kantor, gua liat banyak bgt ornamen dan pernak pernik khas imlek. Didominasi dengan warna merah dan emas, lobby kantor pun tersulap bak di film2 channel celestial movies. Bahkan ada pohon jeruk ditaruh di lobby kantor. Sambil teruwaw oleh suasana yg meriah gua naik ke lantai kantor gua yaitu 9. Sampai di cubical terdengar kegaduhan dan kegelisahan orang kantor.

"Siap siap semuanya nanti jam 11 kita naik ke lantai 11 ambil angpao!"

WAH BENERAN DONK TERNYATA. Eh tp gua dapet ga ya. Jujur karena dialog kemarin gua jd ga terlalu berharap gitu. Namun tiba2 ada temen kantor gua juga namanya bang jere yg statusnya kontrak dan lebih lama dari gua ngajak gua ke ikut ke atas.

"Dik ayok" ucap bang jere yang sekilas keliatan semangat abis

"Lah bang emang kita dapet anak kontrak ?" ujar gua khawatir

"Udeh ikut aja kalo ga dapet ya tinggal balik"

Jujur gua takut sik dan malu aja gitu kalo udh didepan si boss ternyata anak kontrak ga dapet. Soalnya gua gaada nametag kan. Otomatis si bapak bisa tau dengan mudah kalo ini bukan pegawainya. Bisa aja gua dikira tukang kridit nawarin panci kan. Tapi dengan modal nekat aja yg di dorong kata2 motivasi dari bang jeremy. Gua pun berangkat ke atas, ikut berbaris dengan pegawai lain yg sudah duluan mengantri. Gua liat ke belakang barisannya bener2 nguler cuy sumpah sampe ke tangga darurat.

Setelah nunggu mungkin 20 menitan akhirnya bentar lagi giliran gue. Gua dah bodoamat dah kalo disuruh balik ya balik. Tiba2 pas giliran gua beeh itu si bapak yaampun senyumnya lebar bener sambil ngasih sebuah amplop merah khas imlek dan 2 buah jeruk mandarin yg seger banget. Pas dipegang dingin bener kek tangan kena aer waktu ambil wudhu sholat subuh di puncak gitu dah. Seneng aja gitu pertama kali dapet angpao tp bukan pas lebaran. Namun sayang sekali karena waktu itu udh jaman2 copid naintin si bapak yg top 10 rich itu berhalangan hadir karena antisipasi. Jadi yg bagi2in bos perusahaan gua aja, bukan yg punya ini gedung beserta isi2nya gitu.

Setelah gua ambil itu angpao dan jeruk. Gua langsung cuss balik ke cubical gua dan bersiap untuk unboxing. Pas gua buka, isinya bukan maen jon. Rp 888000! Karena menurut kepercayaan chinese angka 8 bawa hoki gaes. Gokil abis gua tercengang sik. Gua ngebayangin ehbuseng berapa duit tuh abis si bapak. Semoga sehat2 terus ya pak aduh jd enak.

Btw si bapak perusahaan gua (bukan yg top 10 ya) ini emang super ramah sih. Jadi gua pernah satu lift sama si bapak pas gua mau sholat ashar di lantai 2. Gua peratiin kok kayak pernah liat mukanya di video2 safety induction ngasih sambutan. EH TERNYATA SI BAPAK EUY. Gua tersadar ketika ada temen gua yg namanya mas andika (iya andika juga) nyenggol2 gua. Padahal boss itu punya lift sendiri lho gaes tp bapaknya sans aja gitu joinan sama kita. Tiba2 si bapak ngomong gini

"Mau ibadah ya ? Wah jangan lupa ya, doain saya" sambil menunjukan senyum tulus kayak ngolo kante gitu cur sumpah.

Wah pengalaman tersebut menambah list2 hal baik yg gua rasain pribadi terhadap temen2 kita yg beretnis chinese tersebut. Apa ya orang2 tuh sering banget bilang orang entnis chinese pelit lah perhitungan apa lah. Pokoknya menebar kebencian akan hal tersebut. Tp mohon maaf gaes gua pribadi 24 tahun hidup alhamdulilah sekali ga setuju dengan anggapan tersebut. Orang2 yang gua temui semuanya baik, ramah dan bener2 sosok pribadi yg ngedepanin toleransi. Gaada tuh si bapak ngecekin agama kita dan memberikan treatment berbeda. Temen2 etnis chinese gua di sma dan kuliah pun baik dan sopan banget. Jadi yuk kenalan dulu ngobrol dulu baru menilai gaes!

(Sorong, Sabtu 26 Juni 2021. Kosan Dika. Sendirian. Ya Allah susah bener cari kerja di jakarta yak. Pengen bat kerja di Jakarta ya Allah tulung)

[lordsondheim]

Last night I saw the national tour of Bright Star, so it’s time to update my lists of award winning/nominated performances I’ve seen:

Tony Award Winning Performances:

Audra McDonald (Bess, Porgy and Bess)

Lena Hall (Yitzhak, Hedwig and the Angry Inch)

Michael Cerveris (Bruce Bechdel, Fun Home)

Leslie Odom Jr. (Aaron Burr, Hamilton)

Daveed Diggs (Marquis de Lafayette/Thomas Jefferson, Hamilton)

Renée Elise Goldsberry (Angelica Schuyler, Hamilton)

Cynthia Erivo (Celie, The Color Purple)

Glenn Close[1] (Norma Desmond, Sunset Boulevard)

Bette Midler (Dolly Levi, Hello, Dolly!)

Gavin Creel (Cornelius Hackl, Hello, Dolly!)

Tony Award Nominated Performances:

Gavin Lee[2] (Bert, Mary Poppins)

Norm Lewis (Porgy, Porgy and Bess)

Phillip Boykin (Crown, Porgy and Bess)

David Alan Grier (Sporting Life, Porgy and Bess)

Montego Glover (Felicia, Memphis)

Tammy Blanchard (Hedy La Rue, How to Succeed in Business Without Really Trying)

Eva Noblezada[3] (Kim, Miss Saigon)

Jefferson Mays (The D’Ysquith Family, A Gentleman’s Guide to Love and Murder)

Lauren Worsham (Pheobe, A Gentleman’s Guide to Love and Murder)

Beth Malone (Alison Bechdel, Fun Home)

Judy Kuhn (Helen Bechdel, Fun Home)

Sydney Lucas (Small Alison, Fun Home)

Emily Skeggs (Middle Alison, Fun Home)

Lin-Manuel Miranda (Alexander Hamilton, Hamilton)

Phillipa Soo (Eliza Hamilton, Hamilton)

Jonathan Groff (King George III, Hamilton)

Christopher Jackson (George Washington, Hamilton)

Brandon Victor Dixon (Eubie Blake, Shuffle Along, or, the Making of the Musical Sensation of 1921 and All that Followed)

Adrienne Warren (Gertrude Saunders/Florence Mills, Shuffle Along, or, the Making of the Musical Sensation of 1921 and All that Followed)

Zachary Levi (Georg, She Loves Me)

Laura Benanti (Amalia, She Loves Me)

Jane Krakowski (Illona, She Loves Me)

Jessie Mueller (Jenna, Waitress)

Christopher Fitzgerald (Ogie, Waitress)

David Hyde Pierce (Horace Vandergelder, Hello, Dolly!)

Kate Baldwin (Irene Molloy, Hello, Dolly!)

Denée Benton (Natasha, Natasha, Pierre & the Great Comet of 1812)

Josh Groban (Pierre, Natasha, Pierre & the Great Comet of 1812)

Lucas Steele (Anatole, Natasha, Pierre & the Great Comet of 1812)

Christine Ebersole (Elizabeth Arden, War Paint)

Patti LuPone (Helena Rubinstein, War Paint)

Carmen Cusack[4] (Alice Murphy, Bright Star)

[1] I saw Glenn Close play Norma Desmond in the 2017 Broadway revival of Sunset Boulevard rather than the original Broadway production for which she won.

[2] I saw Gavin Lee play Bert in the original West End Production of Mary Poppins rather than the original Broadway production for which he was nominated.

[3] I saw Eva Noblezada play Kim in the 2014 West End revival of Miss Saigon rather than the 2017 Broadway revival for which she was nominated.

[4] I saw Carmen Cusack play Alice Murphy in the first national tour of Bright Star at the Ahmanson Theater in LA rather than in the original Broadway production for which she was nominated.

Olivier Award Winning Performances:

Gavin Creel[1] (Elder Price, The Book of Mormon)

Jamie Parker (Harry Potter, Harry Potter and the Cursed Child)

Anthony Boyle (Scorpius Malfoy, Harry Potter and the Cursed Child)

Noma Dumezweni (Hermione Granger, Harry Potter and the Cursed Child)

Olivier Award Nominated Performances:

Gavin Lee (Bert, Mary Poppins)

Jared Gertner[1] (Elder Cunningham, The Book of Mormon)

Jon Jon Briones (The Engineer, Miss Saigon)

Sheridan Smith (Fanny Brice, Funny Girl)

Glenn Close[2] (Norma Desmond, Sunset Boulevard)

[1] I saw Gavin Creel and Jered Gernter in the first national tour of The Book of Mormon at the Hollywood Pantages Theatre rather than the Original West End production for which they were nominated/won.

[2] I saw Glenn Close in the 2017 Broadway revival of Sunset Boulevard rather than the 2016 West End revival for which she was nominated.

Fun Facts:

The shortest gap between a win and me seeing the performance is 12 days (Bette Midler and Gavin Creel in Hello, Dolly!).

The largest gap between a win and me seeing the performance is 22 years and 18 days (Glenn Close in Sunset Boulevard).

Bryce Pinkham (Monty Navarro, A Gentleman’s Guide to Love and Murder) and Danielle Brooks (Sofia, The Color Purple) would be included in the “Tony Nominees” list, however, their respective understudies performed at the performances I saw.

I have seen all four Tony-winning performances in a musical for the 2016 Ceremony.

I have seen three complete sets of Tony nominees (2016 and 2017 Leading Actress in a Musical and 2016 Featured Actor in a Musical) and I can very confidently say all three awards went to the right person

Two shows I have already seen (Harry Potter and the Cursed Child and Escape to Margaritaville) have announced Broadway transfers this season with much of the same cast who will be eligible for nominations.