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exlibrisfangirl · 3 years ago

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For the character ask thing:

Derek Hale and Stiles Stilinski :)

You would, lol 😘

Derek Hale

overall: who? / i hate them / i dislike them / kinda wanna fight them / they’re alright / i like them / i love them / *accidentally drops thousands of pictures of them*

opinion: again, who??? / the purest bean / cinnamon roll / who knows really / sinnamon roll (LOOK, HE'S COMPLEX, OKAY?) / the problematic fav

otp(s): Chris. That is all, goodbye. *chugs away on the Dergent train* *toots horn*

other ship(s): I like him with Paige in an awww-look-at-how-cute-they-are, sweet teen romance kinda way. I REALLY liked him with Jennifer... until we found out who/what she actually was. I also kinda shipped him with Jackson the first time I watched Seasons 1 & 2. (Please don't judge me, lol.)

#noromo ship(s): Scott, Cora, Isaac, Braeden (sorry, Jen! 😬), Stiles (sorry, Ellie!), and... that's about it, I think? The poor guy needs more friends. Geez.

crack ship(s): So... I have this weird little crack ship between him and Caroline Forbes from TVD. No idea how that happened, lol... but like? I kinda love it? (Actually, I think it happened because I learned that Tyler Hoechlin and Candice Accola dated in high school, and I saw some adorable pics of them together, and my brain just went wild with it... but, I mean, who doesn't like a good werewolf/vampire crossover, right?)

fav headcanon(s):

He doesn't like sleeping with someone else in the bed because: a) he gets nightmares, and he's afraid of lashing out and accidentally hurting the other person in his sleep; b) it brings back unwanted memories of Kate, which then tends to trigger nightmares; and c) he's terrified to let himself be that vulnerable with anyone.

He tends to be so spartan with his living space because he believes it's better not to get too attached to his "home" or anything in it, just in case it all happens to go up in flames... again. (WHY ARE ALL MY DEREK HEADCANONS SO SAD?! GOOD GRIEF.)

Okay, here's a less depressing one: Derek acknowledges in canon that the triskele represents Alpha-Beta-Omega - as well as the Sun-Moon-Truth part of Satomi's mantra - but it actually has a much deeper meaning for his family. The triskele is the Hale pack symbol because Derek's family history is intertwined with that of the ancient druids (in terms of both blood and purpose); to his ancestors, the three prongs primarily stood for creation-protection-destruction (a revelation which plays a big role in my post-S6 continuation AU).

Derek is a prolific reader, and he has a huge soft spot for early-modern and modern literature; he probably wouldn't ever tell anyone this, but he sometimes thinks that maybe, just maybe, had the fire not happened, he might have gone to college and earned a degree in English... and perhaps even become a teacher/professor one day.

Stiles Stilinski

overall: who? / i hate them / i dislike them / kinda wanna fight them / they’re alright / i like them / i love them / *accidentally drops thousands of pictures of them*

opinion: again, who??? / the purest bean / cinnamon roll / who knows really / sinnamon roll (I LIKE THE COMPLICATED ONES, OBVIOUSLY.) / the problematic fav

otp(s): Unapologetically 100% Stydia trash.

other ship(s): Nope. No thank you. *Stiles voice* "You wanna hear it in Spanish? No."

#noromo ship(s): Scott (BROTP), Papa Stilinski (their relationship is very important to me), Mama Mccall (this relationship is also very near and dear to my heart), Malia, Erica, Derek (annoyances-to-allies is a very entertaining trope, and these two do it delightfully well, but that's the full extent of their relationship potential for me)

crack ship(s): Roscoe, all the way. One of the best romances in the whole series, tbh. 😂 (Roscoe is the Jeep, for anyone who might be confused.) "Blue is just pretty." Awww. 💙

fav headcanon(s):

Stiles has druid blood/ancestry; he trains with Deaton and eventually becomes the emissary to Scott's pack.

He sleeps with a baseball bat next to his bed for the rest of his life (even after he is issued a sidearm for work); he never learns to play baseball, but that bat does save his life on several occasions.

When he finally works up the nerve to propose to Lydia, he does so by tying a yellow string around her finger (yellow stands for "to be determined" on his crime board). At their wedding, he replaces the yellow string with a proper wedding ring, featuring an emerald (green stands for "solved") set against aquamarine (because blue "is just pretty"... but aquamarine also happens to be Lydia's birthstone).

Lydia is STRICTLY FORBIDDEN from throwing out ANY of his flannels, EVER, on PAIN of DEATH; naturally, whenever one of them gets so threadbare that she can no longer bear to look at it, Lydia bribes one of the other pack members to dispose of it, so she can truthfully claim she herself didn't do the heinous deed. Try as he might, Stiles is never able to catch any of them in the act.

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#sterekxhale #tumblr friends #answered ask #headcanons #shipping #fictional characters #derek hale #stiles stilinski #teen wolf #long post #i pretty much love these losers equally #but with stiles it's more like 'ah! my goofball son!'#whereas with derek it's more like 'oh no! who gave my son permission to grow a beard and get really hot?!'

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bhadpodcast · 3 years ago

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It’s your opinion he’s straight on the show.// No, it is canon that Derek is straight. And if Hoechlin's opinion really didn't matter, certain fans wouldn't still be so annoyed that he doesn't see things the same way they do. Honestly all the screeching about the age gap with Kate is so damn hypocritical considering how popular Sterek is.

That's simply untrue. The only person canonically straight is Scott. Stiles can be read as bi.

I can see you're the type of anti that loves to read the first and last sentence of an answer and assume the rest. I already explained about Hoechlin's opinion. You choosing to ignore it isn't my problem.

And trust me, the whole "they don't like Kate bc of the age gap!" is such an old and tired anti ploy that they use to try and put on us. The least of stereks problems with Kate is the age. And more the power dynamic since she was a teacher, and, oh, I don't know, the manipulating him with sex that led to the murder and massacre of his entire family?

But sure, keep trying to act like the age difference is a big deal and that Derek and Kate are anything like Derek and Stiles. That Derek would sexually abuse Stiles and then use him to murder his father. That's what us stereks loves! 🙄

And newsflash, it's not exactly accurate to declare an orientation based on experiences of sexual assault. Both Kate and Jen messed him up and Braeden to a lesser extent though I don't think it was intentional, but sexing him when he was at his most vulnerable wasn't a great look.

Troll harder, anti.

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ao3feed-castiel · 4 years ago

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Some Form of Normalcy

read it on the AO3 at https://ift.tt/3pmTofL

by szucsf

Dean lived the apple pie life. He had a big suburban house he shared with the love of his life and their kids, his own successful business restoring vintage cars and a great relationship with his brother. It was perfect. At least it had been until Cas started showing strange symptoms: insomnia, lack of appetite, random headaches and… oh, yeah, he grew wings and killed someone in their backyard with a touch. But no need to worry, Dean got everything under control. (Loosely based on Netflix’s Santa Clarita Diet.)

Words: 21211, Chapters: 3/3, Language: English

Series: Part 1 of Your New Truth

Fandoms: Supernatural

Rating: Explicit

Warnings: Graphic Depictions Of Violence

Categories: M/M

Characters: Dean Winchester, Castiel (Supernatural), Sam Winchester, Claire Novak, Jack Kline, Bobby Singer, Dick Roman (Supernatural), Benny Lafitte, Ash (Supernatural), Victor Henriksen, Gordon Walker, Lisa Braeden, Charlie Bradbury, Sparrow Jennings, Original Female Character(s), Lily Sunder

Relationships: Castiel/Dean Winchester

Additional Tags: Established Relationship, Established Castiel/Dean Winchester, Mechanic Dean Winchester, Accountant Castiel (Supernatural), Angel Castiel (Supernatural), Angels, Supportive Sam Winchester, Canon-Typical Violence, Alternate Universe - Modern Setting, Healthy Relationships, Alternate Universe - Santa Clarita Diet (TV) Fusion, Loving Marriage, Married Couple, Married Castiel/Dean Winchester, Married Life, Wings, Good Parent John Winchester, Dean Winchester is So Whipped, Jack Kline and Claire Novak are Siblings, Trust, Fluff, Smut, Fluff and Smut, Light Angst, Oral Sex, Bottom Castiel/Top Dean Winchester, mentions of switching, Communication, Dean Winchester Talks About Feelings, Protective Dean Winchester, Family Feels, Castiel/Dean Winchester-centric, Minor Character Death

read it on the AO3 at https://ift.tt/3pmTofL

#IFTTT #castiel #cas #spn #supernatural #ao3feed

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holylulusworld · 6 years ago

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Right girl, wrong time

Summary: On cloud number nine you believe that you finally can find happiness with the man you love only to get kicked out of paradise once again…by his girlfriend.

Pairing: Dean x Reader, AU Lisa Braeden, Sam Winchester, Bobby Singer, OMC Jen

Warnings: angst, break-up, heartbreak, arguments, mentions of cheating, violence, lies

Entering the large building you curse your fate. Why does your boyfriend have to work? Now you must bear the behavior of your boss alone…again.

Hating that you must attend the party you slowly walk toward your colleagues.

“Hey! Where’s your boyfriend?” Jen asks.

“Had to work. I didn’t want to come but…well, Lisa would get mad if I refused… so here I am.”

“She’s in a good mood. Her man is by her side tonight. Maybe she got fucked really good.” Jen whispers and you giggle remembering the steamy session under your shower with your boyfriend not long ago. Sighing you wish he could be here to distract you from your boss.

Waving at you she grins, and you take a deep breath. “Here we go.” You mutter walking toward Lisa.

“Hello. Congratulations, Lisa.” You say handling her your gift.

“Great you came. Thanks for the gift. Where’s your mysterious boyfriend, Y/N?”

“He…” Before you can answer her you see your boyfriend walking toward you and Lisa. You want to smile, to jump into his arms but only until he kisses Lisa’s cheek. When his eyes land on you his face turns pale.

“Oh, this is my boyfriend, Y/N.” Lisa giggles and you want to cry.

“Dean, Dean Winchester.” You boyfriend says acting like he doesn’t know you.

“Y/N, Y/L/N.” You whisper sadly.

“So, where’s the man who was able to heal your heart? At least according to Jen.”

“Not here. He’s…history.” You say bitterly looking at Dean.

“Why? Did he cheat on you too? Or did you make him break up with you?” Lisa snickers.

“No. This time I broke up with him.”

“Why? I mean you’re not the kind of girl getting too many chances.” Lisa says but you barely hear her talking low about you. All you see are Dean’s sad eyes and the pleading in the green orbs you fell in love four months ago.

“He forgot to tell me that in fact he already has a girlfriend. I was just a quick fuck I guess. I’m not a homewrecker. I hate liars and I hate someone who thinks he can fuck with my feelings.” You say.

“Oh…that’s. I’m sorry.” Lisa says and for the first time, you see honesty in her eyes.

“That’s not your fault. It’s his…and mine. I thought after all that happened with Jeremy I deserve to be loved. Deserve someone who wants only me. I guess that was too much to ask for. Would you be mad when I leave now? I just wanted to congratulate you.”

“Y/N. Go home. This isn’t a problem. Take some days off if you need.”

“Thank you, Lisa.” You say leaving the man you love behind.

When you storm out of the building Dean runs after you. Calling your name repeatedly he desperately tries to make you stop.

“Y/N! Wait. Please, Baby. Wait. It’s not what it looked like.”

Turning around with tears in your eyes you slap his cheek.

“Not what it looked like? It looked like you lied to me for over four months. It looked like you are my boss’s boyfriend. You said you have to work instead I find you all cozy with the woman who hates me.”

“Please. Let me explain.” When Dean tries to touch your arm, you slap his hand away.

“Don’t touch me. I hate you! You knew about what I’ve been through and still, you did this to me. You are much worse than Jeremy. At least he had the guts to break up with me. You just fucked two women…I hate you.”

“I didn’t fuck her anymore. Lisa and I…we are done for over five months. I just came here as it’s her birthday. Please. I love you.”

“No. You don’t love me. You would’ve told me the truth if you weren’t with her any longer. You could’ve told me you attend the birthday party of your ex, but you preferred to lie. Liar! Cheater. I hate you. I hate myself for believing you would be different.”

Trying to touch you once again Dean earns himself a hard punch into his face. Wondering about your strength and how easy you could punch him he rubs his jaw.

“Stay away from me or I’ll kill you.”

Packing your last bag, you sigh. You tried so hard. You really tried to stay out of this life.

After Jeremy decided to love someone else you wanted to go back to business but then you met Dean and you thought this is your chance, but life loves to drag you down. So you got no other choice than to hunt again…

With tears in his eyes, Dean looks around your empty apartment. According to your landlord, you left last night.

He wanted to give you space to talk to you in the morning. Now you are gone without a trace.

“I don’t think so, Singer!” You tease.

“I bet I can kill more vamps than you in no time, Kiddo.”

Scoffing you shake your head. “We are hunting together for half a year now. You know I can handle hunting on my own again.”

“I know that, Y/N. But you were out of business. Will, you ever tell me what happened?”

“Jeremy found someone better two years ago.”

“But you started hunting half a year ago. So, what happened?”

“I met someone…I was never so in love before. I imagined a life, children and then…”

“Tell me Kiddo.”

“You remember my boss? The bitch which was always talking low about me? She gave a party to her birthday he told me he can’t accompany as he must work. When I came to the party he was there…with my boss. He was her boyfriend Bobby.”

“Balls! I will rip him apart.”

“He told me that there’s nothing between them any longer, but he lied. Kissed her cheek. Acted in front of her like he didn’t know me. I felt like someone ripped my heart out. I tried to stay out of this life but obviously, fate had something else planned for me.”

“Goddamn idjit.” Bobby yells now angrily clenching his jaw.

“I just gave up then. I tried to live a new life, but I failed. Let’s forget about him. I bet he’s happy with her…with…” Sighing you wipe away some tears.

“Okay. Let’s change the subject then. I got two hunters on their way. Brothers. They need help with a case. The latest victims. Their hearts were squeezed, and the blood got chug.”

“Sound like a Lamia. But here? I mean I never hear about one outside of Greece.”

“See, that’s the reason I like you so much. You are as smart as deadly.” Bobby chuckles.

“Would be interesting to kill one of those bastards. Count me in. I’m going to shower and then I’ll check my weapons. Those guys need a blessed silver knife like mine.”

“I got one. Sam can have it.”

“Okay. We will need Rosemary too and salt. A mixture thrown at it plus a nice fire will end it too. I got salt and rosemary, but we should make sure the other hunters have some of the mixtures too.”

“I’ll prepare something for the boys, and you can have the shower.”

“Great. Order some pizza or stuff. I’m starving.”

“Sure, Kiddo.” Bobby chuckles smiling. But his smile fades at the thought that you got hurt so bad after all you’ve been through since childhood.

“Bobby?”

“Yeah?”

“Thanks for being my safe haven once again. I know you are used to having your house on your own.”

“Y/N, I prefer having you around.”

“The hunter knows about Lamia?” Sam asks.

“She’s the best in research, even better than me. Go easy on her. She was out of business for a while. Then an asshole broke her heart and here she is now.”

“Shit. I’m sorry.” Dean whispers remembering your sad face. He still thinks about you everyday. The tries to find you were fruitless.

“Well, she tried to stay out of business for her former boyfriend. He cheated on her. But that’s not the guy breaking her. She told me that the other guy gave her hope and that she never loved someone like that before.”

“Is she a good hunter?” Sam asks.

“One of the best. I hunted with her before and for the last six months.”

“Six months?” Dean asks.

“Yeah. The day after the guy broke her heart she came here. Just now she told me what happened.”

“Six months…”

“Hey, Bobby is the hunter already…” Looking at Dean with wide eyes you feel like you are frozen to the spot. Not able to move a muscle throat dry you hold back the tears.

“Kiddo?” When Bobby sees the pain on your face her knows the man breaking your heart stands right next to him. Smashing his fist into Dean’s face Bobby yells and curses.

“Bobby?” Sam asks shocked.

“He broke her heart! Pushed her back into this life! How dare you coming here!” The older hunter yells.

“I didn’t know that.” Dean gasps not taking his eyes off you.

“Of course not. You only cared about getting your dick wet. Who cares about the people you hurt on your way to your next orgasm.” You mutter.

“Y/N, please. It’s not like that. Lisa and I were over. I swear. She invited me to that party. I left her a month ago before I met you…I wanted to start a new life with you. Please. I was trying to find you for six months.”

“I don’t think I can help them with the hunt. I will leave until this piece of shit left your house, Bobby. I got enough of liars and cheater. I’m so done with all this shit. I hope the Lamia gets you and rips your unfaithful heart out.” You spat storming out of Bobby’s house.

Tears finally bursting free you need to take deep breaths to calm down.

“Y/N. Please wait. I never wanted to hurt you. I lied about the party but everything else was the truth. You can ask Lisa. We can call her.”

“She introduced you as her boyfriend. I don’t think I need to talk to her ever again. Leave me alone Winchester. Nothing you say will change my mind. I hate you and will do so for the rest of my life. I was stupid enough to believe your lies. Go and fuck yourself, Dean!”

“Can we not talk this out? I’m begging you…Y/N. Please.”

“The answer is no Winchester.”

Entering your car, you start the engine to drive away but Dean stand in front of your car not moving a muscle he won’t let you drive away.

“Dean. You should step aside, or she will run you over.” Sam warns watching the scene.

“I can’t let her go, Sammy. She’s the one that got away. I just can’t.”

“Dean…you lied. Betrayed her. Do you really think she will forgive you this?”

“I meet her at the wrong time but she’s the right girl. I was in the middle of a break-up and then I saw Y/N. I just knew I want her…need her. Lisa and I didn’t work. I only want Y/N. Help me, Sammy. Please.”

“How shall I help you? Handcuff her and drag her into the house?”

“I can’t let her go again.”

Angrily clenching your jaw, you jump out of the car to smash your fist into Dean’s face. Catching your fist in time he looks down at you with pleading emerald eyes.

“No. Let go of me!”

“Please. I know I messed up. I should’ve told you about Lisa the break-up and all. But I just ended a relationship. I was afraid you would never go out with me knowing I left another woman not a month before I met you.”

“But lying to me was better? Breaking my heart was better? You kissed her cheek!”

“I know. I tried to be nice and ended up hurting you. Please believe me that I do love you.”

“No. You never loved me…and for me…you do not exist any longer…”

>> Part 2

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#dean winchester #dean winchester x you #dean winchester fanfic #dean winchester SPN #dean winchester fanfiction #Right girl wrong time #dean x reader #dean x you #dean winchester x reader

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ao3feed-destiel-02 · 9 months ago

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Svatební cesta

Svatební cesta https://ift.tt/ToJCRQl by jajafilm Když se Deanovi nevydaří svatba s Lisou, je velmi zklamán a raněn. Zbylo mu jen sebeobviňování, sny a zaplacený výlet do Rakouska pro dvě osoby. Dean není nijak bohatý, a tak se mu nechce vyhodit drahé lístky jen tak do koše. Místo tedy ex-skoromanželky na výlet pozve Castiela, svého dlouholetého nejlepšího přítele. V životě je důležité umět říci NE a umět říci ANO. Words: 4229, Chapters: 7/7, Language: Čeština Fandoms: Supernatural (TV 2005) Rating: Teen And Up Audiences Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply Categories: M/M Characters: Castiel (Supernatural), Dean Winchester, Lisa Braeden, Sam Winchester, Jessica Moore (Supernatural), Anna Milton, Gabriel (Supernatural), Jimmy Novak (Supernatural) Relationships: Castiel/Dean Winchester, Lisa Braeden/Dean Winchester Additional Tags: The Impala (Supernatural), Impala is a ship, Jimmy is a cat, Gabriel is a woman, Alternative Lifestyles, Austria, alternative universe, Friends to Lovers, Weddings, Honeymoon, Impala je loď, Jimmy je kočka, Gabriel je žena, Rakousko, Humor, Comedy, komedie, AU, od přátel k milencům, svatební cesta, zrušená svatba, Destiel - Freeform via AO3 works tagged 'Castiel/Dean Winchester' https://ift.tt/EFQt5Ar February 19, 2024 at 04:33AM

#IFTTT #AO3 works tagged 'Castiel/Dean Winchester'#Destiel #ao3feed #ao3feed Destiel #Destiel fanfic #Dean Winchester/Castiel #Castiel/Dean Winchester #Dean x Castiel #Castiel x Dean

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sunel0 · 5 years ago

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20 Questions Game

RULES: Answer 20 questions, then tag bloggers you want to get to know better.

I was tagged by @msmischief101 , thank you:33

NAME: Sonya

NICKNAMES: I never had any apart from the one that are derived from my name (like Sonya, it’s considered to be a shot version). If people wanted to call me anything they usually used my last name because it’s an adjective in my native language and it’s badass as hell

ZODIAC SIGN: Gemini

HEIGHT: 177 cm

LANGUAGES SPOKEN: English, German, Russian, Dutch (although I’m kind of shit at German when it comes to active skills and started Dutch 5 month ago). I also studied Latin and Old and Middle English but you can’t really speak them, can you. And yes I told that before, and I still love my languages and want to talk about them

NATIONALITY: Russian

FAVORITE SEASON: I guess spring? Like middle one, where I can wear my jean coveralls with a leather or a jean jacket and sneakers, and it’s sunny but not hot yet

FAVORITE FLOWER: I don’t think I have one?

FAVORITE SCENT: I like citrus smells of any kind (I use Hermes Citron Noir, I love them citrus)

FAVORITE COLOR: I think somewhere between buying clothes just because they were bright and dying my hair violet, pink and turquoise I lost it but I suspect the last two were yellow and pink, I’m really not sure, I just like colours

FAVORITE ANIMAL: … and don’t like animals, but I guess owl

FAVORITE FICTIONAL CHARACTER(s): I left this one to do the last and almost forgot. So ehhh I guess here we go until I can’t think of any, as a challenge: Draco Malfoy, Harry Potter, Fred and George Weasley, Charlie Weasley, Hermione Granger, Luna Lovegood, Steve Rogers, Peter Parker, Nebula, Debbie Hemlock, Evra Von, Darren Shan, Edmund Pevensie, Caspian, Matthias Helvar, Nina Zenik, Jesper Fahey, Declan Lynch, Ronan Lynch, Adam Parrish, Jordan, Opal, Millard Nullings, Theo Raeken, Danny Mahealani, Lydia Martin, Jordan Parrish, Braeden, Derek Hale, Stiles Stilinski, Isaac Lahey, Cora Hale, Kira Yukimura, Brett Talbot, Legolas, Aragorn, Jordan Baker, Olivia Baker, Asher Adams, Loras Tyrell, Tom Lucitor, Mabel Pines, Dipper Pines, Bill Cipher, Will Parry, Magnus Bane, Alec Lightwood, Gideon Lightwood, Sophie Collins, Charlotte Branwell, Jens Stoffels, Lucas Van Der Heijden, Blaine Anderson, Quinn Fabray, Billy Hargrove, Max Mayfield, Klaus Hargreeves, Sunny Baudelaire, Baz Pitch, Shepard, Finian de Karran de Seel, Kaliis Gilwraeth, Peter Pan, Eridan Ampora, Sollux Captor, Danny Velasquez, Marcelline, Princess Bubblegum, Prince Gumball, Marshall Lee, Kenny McCormick, Matteo Florenzi, David Schreibner, Eric Effiong, Takeshi Yamamoto, Grell Sutcliff, Mickey Milkovich, Nikki Wong, Risa Hawkeye, Roy Mustang, Alphonse Elric, Kieren Walker, Simon Monroe, Simon Bellamy, Alisha Daniels, Count D, Kuranosuke Koibuchi, James Moriarty, Will Graham, Heather Chandler, Heather Duke, Kara Souders, Hunter Cole, Leo Roland, Jonas Neumann, Percy Newton, Freddie McClair, Maxxie Oliver, Grace Blood, Rich Hardbeck, Zuko, Lotor, Takashi Shirogane, Piper Halliwell

And now I’m stuck, so that’s it I guess

COFFEE, TEA, OR HOT CHOCOLATE: Tea. Hot chocolate is usually too sweet, and I don’t like the taste of coffee and also have a very strong reaction to the caffeine in it, so I just crush in a couple of hours

AVERAGE SLEEP HOURS: I think it’s around 6. Which is 10/10 when you actually genuinely need 10-12

DOG OR CAT PERSON: I guess cat, I’m always worried around dogs because they seem so much less bendable, I feel like I can break them something by accident (yes, even the big ones), and also I feel so guilty when I can’t play with them anymore and they still want to:C

NUMBER OF BLANKETS YOU SLEEP WITH: 1, my feather stuffed one, even in the summer when it hits 25 degrees

DREAM TRIP: IDK, ultimately probably Japan, right know – Berlin, although I already have the tickets (but it’s the only thing I have). I’m not that picky, seeing new things is always cool

BLOG ESTABLISHED: I’m a baby here (to be fair, this is my second blog, the first time tumblr was too much for me), the first post dated back to (reblog ofc) 18.06.2019 but I joined probably in May or something

FOLLOWERS: again, I’m a baby here and my blog is honestly a trashcan, it’s 39:D

RANDOM FACT: I’d love to talk about my last thesis but I’ve already done this, and the coolest thing about me is probably that I’m currently preparing for a C2 English exam but we’re on Tumblr, it’s not so cool here

So I can do this (enjoy my cute blue bed sheets):

As per usual on these things, I don’t tag anyone, socialisation is hard, but if anyone want’s to, they can totally do it:D

#my other #tag things

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ekatheshallowbird · 7 years ago

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Aku suka banget sama episode dua series ini. Bukan cuma ceritanya yang lucu banget, tapi akting Britt Robertson yang memerankan Sophia Amoruso pun jauh lebih baik daripada aktingnya di episode satu. Dia jauh lebih menjiwai karakternya dan momen di mana dia nggak lepas sewaktu berekspresi marah atau senang nggak kejadian di episode ini. Ada sih di awal, tapi itu dikit banget. Dan itu benar-benar termaafkan. Yang jadi Mobias juga udah mulai natural aktingnya.

Sophia mulai mendapatkan pencerahan setelah lelang untuk jaket original yang dijualnya di eBay nyaris menembus angka $600. Dia mantap banget untuk menggeluti “bisnis” di bidang vintage fashion lewat eBay. Dia mau belajar secara otodidak dan untuk itu dia perlu beli buku. Karena harga bukunya mahal, dan dia belum berniat untuk menutup lelang di eBay, dia akhirnya memutuskan untuk mencuri buku lagi! (Gosh!)

Setelah berhasil nyolong karpet di episode satu tanpa kesulitan apa pun, kali ini Sophia ketahuan sama sekuriti, setelah sebelumnya dia sempat lolos melewati kasir. Dia nyaris dipolisikan! Berkat benjolan di dekat bagian pribadinya, yang dengan nekat dan cueknya dia pertontonkan ke sekuriti tersebut, dia berhasil kabur dengan buku curiannya itu: Starting An eBay Business For Dummies. Serius, bagian ini bikin ketawa banget!

Benjolan di bagian tubuh Sophia itu kata dokter adalah hernia. Nggak begitu parah sih katanya, tapi mungkin suatu saat bisa berbahaya dan harus dioperasi. Biayanya besar sedangkan Sophia nggak punya duit. Kecuali dia bekerja sama orang supaya dapat asuransi kesehatan, dan dengan demikian dia dapat potongan harga. Hal ini benar-benar dihindari Sophia. Dia nggak betah kerja sama orang lain. Dia maunya bisnis sendiri. Kasihan, ya? Mana dia kena tilang, terus kehujanan pula. Apes banget.

Aku sempat baca di Wikipedia tentang Sophia Amoruso. Dia katanya memang suka mencuri. Bahkan dia juga didiagnosa menderita depresi dan kesulitan konsentrasi. Makin menarik kan kisah hidupnya? Inspiratif, tapi tentu bukan yang bagian nyolongnya, dong, lol.

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MY FINE LINE

“My life was garbage before this moment.”

(Annie)

“Oh, not only that, but I can like, live doing this forever. I mean, all from the comforts of my small, shitty apartment. I never have to get another job again.”

(Sophia Marlowe)

Dialogue:

Annie: Sophia, you found something that you like doing, and you are actually doing it.” Sophia: Yep, I figured out life. There’s nothing left to learn.

“What do you think vintage is? A nice way of saying “shitty old clothes.”

(Iris)

Dialogue:

Mobias: Hello, little street urchin. What existential malaise is plaguing you today?

Sophia: All of your cheap stuff sucks and your good stuff is way too expensive.

Mobias: Then don’t buy anything, problem solved.

Sophia: Problem not solved. I need to get stuff.

Mobias: Ugh. “I Need to get stuff.” See, right there is what ails this society. It’s that type of consumerist mentality.

Sophia: Dude, you run a store.

Mobias: I like to think of us as one link in a circular chain of sustainable clothing use.

Sophia: Okay, I need to get stuff because I started reselling vintage clothes online.

Mobias: You?

Sophia: Mm-hmm.

Mobias: You—You think you’re responsible enough to run a business?

Sophia: Not a business.

Mobias: Oh, no?

Sophia: Yeah, I’m not looking to cheat people or screw taxpayers, buy elections.

Mobias: Sure, you just want to exchange goods for money.

Sophia: Wrong, I just wanna spend all day in my undertrunks on my bed and still be able to eat and pay the rent. It’s a lifestyle, not a business.

Mobias: Oh, I see. You think you can actually support yourself with your online business.

Sophia: Not a business, it was very clear.

Mobias: Well, it takes a lot more than lucking into some bargains at thrift stores.

Sophia: I flipped that jacket you sold me yesterday. It’s now going for over 600 bucks.

Mobias: You bratty little c-word.

Sophia: You mean “cunt”. Maybe I know exactly what I’m doing.

Mobias: Do you? How much time have you spent looking for inventory to sell? And how much have you found? What do you know about overhead, online marketing, shipping, customer complaints, returns?

Sophia: Duh. Plenty.

Mobias: Please. You may have found your acorn, my little blind squirrel, but there is no way that someone like you can make a living at it.

Sophia: Okay, go ahead, underestimate me. That’s just what I want. I feed off that shit. The truth is, I’m smarter than you think. I have good instincts and common sense coming out of my dumper. I’ve got it all figured out.

Dialogue:

Jim: Hey, miss. Excuse me. Miss. I see that For Dummies . I think you’re stealing it. Sophia: You don’t know what you’re talking about. Jim: I’m an asset protection associate. I saw you take that book. I’m almost certain you did not pay for it.

Sophia: No, paid for it. Thank you for your service. Jim: Please, let me see that receipt. Sophia: I’m so sick of being profiled all because I kind of look Indonesian.

Jim: You’re the whitest girl on this block. Give me that.

Sophia: They don’t always put everything on there. Jim: You need to come with me. Come on.

Sophia: So, what do I get for running afoul of the asset protection associate? Is public shaming enough?

Jim: No, no, no. We prosecute to the fullest extent of the law. Sophia: Really? Jim: Yes. Sophia: Fuck me in the dick.

Jim: Young women should not talk like that.

Sophia: What age would be appropriate to say “fuck me in the dick?”

Jim: You know, you’d have a better vocabulary if you read more.

Sophia: Yeah, what do you think this was for?

“Yeah, don come back! It’s a family bookstore! You wanna flash your cooch? Go to City Lights!”

(Jim)

“One minute she’s figured out life, the next she’s digging through junk mail. The ups and downs of Miss Sophia.”

(Lionel)

“Annie, I’m the one who called you. That means I get to set the agenda.”

(Sophia)

Dialogue:

Sophia: Right now, I’m staring at a People magazine from the ‘90s with Tonya Harding on the cover. Her face is all red and puffy from sick hands that have touched it.

Annie: Oh, no, Doll. That’s just how she looks.

“All right. You are gonna be fine. I know this, I’m very smart like that.

(Annie)

“Love you in case i die. For real.”

(Sophia)

Dialogue:

Doctor: It appears to be an inguinal hernia. Sophia: A hernia? I’m – I’m too young to have a hernia. Doctor: Well, some people tell me I’m too young to be a doctor, but here we are. I may not know everything, but i know enough.

Sophia: Okay, and then how do you fix it? Do you just pop it back in and then, i don’t know, a bump grows on my head like Tome and Jerry? Doctor: Heh, right? If only. No., No., No. You’d have it done surgically.

Sophia: How much does that cost? Doctor: Hard to say. I’d guess 3.000. To 5.000. But if you have health insurance, it’d just be your deductible. Sophia: Dude! Doctor: Doctor.

Sophia: You think I would be here if i had health insureance? After this, i’m gonna buy Advil with an Albertsons rewards card. I wouldnt know where to begin to get health insureance.

Doctor: Most people get it through their job.

Sophia: Christ! I need to get a job?

“I thought that I was taking steps forward. Now I don’t even know what direction forward is.”

(Sophia)

“Things are supposed to get better. There’s really no guarantee that that’s true. For tons of people, their lives just get worse and worse, and then… that’s just it! They never figured out what they were put on this goddamn planet to do. They just live, and then they die, and they take a big old mud nap? And I’m standing out here in the rain literally with my guts hanging out holding a dead woman’s clothes in a dirty laundry bag! My life has got to be better than this. It just does… right? Right?”

(Sophia)

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MY BEST SHOT

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Sutradara: Christian Ditter

Penulis Skenario: Kay Cannon

Musik: Jeff Cardoni

Sinematografer: Christian Rein

Desain Kostum: Audrey Fisher

Tayang Perdana: 21 April 2017

Durasi: 26 Menit

Berdasarkan Autobiografi Sophia Amoruso: “#Girlboss”

Nonton di: Netflix

Rating: 4½ dari 5 Bintang

Girlboss S1 : E2 – The Hern Aku suka banget sama episode dua series ini. Bukan cuma ceritanya yang lucu banget, tapi akting Britt Robertson yang memerankan Sophia Amoruso pun jauh lebih baik daripada aktingnya di episode satu.

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swingsetindecember · 11 years ago

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jen's teen wolf fic recs

danny mahealani/stiles stilinski

danny mahealani/jackson whittemore

scott mccall/stiles stilinski

erica reyes/vernon boyd

scott mccall/isaac lahey

vernon boyd/lydia martin

stiles stilinski/jackson whittemore

derek hale/jackson whittemore

jackson whittemore/scott mccall

stiles stilinski/isaac lahey

jackson whittemore/lydia martin

scott mccall/allison argent

danny mahealani/isaac lahey

laura hale/chris argent

isaac lahey/jackson whittemore

sheriff stilinski/melissa mccall

chris argent/peter hale

allison argent/lydia martin

stiles stilinski/allison argent

chris argent/sheriff stilinski

erica reyes/lydia martin

lydia martin/scott mccall

scott mccall/allison argent/isaac lahey

derek hale/jennifer blake/stiles stilinski

allison argent/scott mccall/stiles stilinski

jennifer blake/derek hale

allison argent/vernon boyd

allison argent/isaac lahey

ethan/danny mahealani

allison argent/laura hale

derek hale/stiles stilinski

vernon boyd/stiles stilinski

vernon boyd/cora hale

lydia martin/cora hale

heather/danielle

laura hale/vernon boyd

derek hale/danny mahealani

braeden/isaac lahey

#teen wolf #i tried #yeah #we need more fics with scott #and boyd #and erica #and laura #and just everyone #and allison #and braeden #and morrell #and melissa #all the melissa

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Various Female Characters x Female Reader

read it on the AO3 at https://ift.tt/2QDlG7i

by goddessathenaofwar

Homosexuality is God's way of ensuring that the truly gifted aren't burdened with children - Samuel Austin Allibone

Words: 222, Chapters: 1/?, Language: English

Fandoms: Miraculous Ladybug, Gravity Falls, Teen Titans (Animated Series), South Park, Star vs. The Forces Of Evil, OK K.O.! Let's Be Heroes, Big Hero 6 (2014), Adventure Time, Total Drama (Cartoon), Riverdale (TV 2017), Over the Garden Wall (Cartoon & Comics), IT (2017), IT (1990), Stranger Things (TV 2016), Child's Play/Chucky (Movies), The Nutcracker and the Four Realms (2018), Supernatural, Girl Meets World, Disney Princesses, Wonder Woman (2017), Marvel Cinematic Universe

Rating: Teen And Up Audiences

Warnings: Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings

Categories: F/F

Characters: Shuri (Marvel), Hela (Marvel), Michelle Jones, Okoye (Marvel), Hope Van Dyne/Wasp, Gamora (Marvel), Wanda Maximoff, Peggy Carter, Diana (Wonder Woman), Rapunzel (Disney), Ariel (Disney), Wendy Darling, Merida (Disney), Elsa (Disney), Jasmine (Disney), Tiana (Disney), Fa Mulan (Disney), Maya Hart, Riley Matthews, Isadora Smackle, Lisa Braeden, Lilith (Supernatural), Jessica Moore, Hannah (Supernatural), Charlie Bradbury, Becky Rosen, Amara (Supernatural), Abbadon (Supernatural), Louise Stahlbaum, Mother Ginger, the sugar plum fairy, Clara Stahlbaum, Tiffany Valentine-Ray, Nica Pierce, Kristen De Silva, Kyle (Child's Play 2), Karen Barclay, Jennifer Tilly, Barbara "Barb" Holland, Nancy Wheeler, Eleven | Jane Hopper, Maxine "Max" Mayfield, Marina (Marina and the Diamonds), Ashley Frangipane | Halsey, Hayley Kiyoko, Dodie Clark, Nini (Kubz Scouts), Lauren | LaurenzSide, Kassie (Gloom), Jackie (nerdEcrafter), Jen | GamingWithJen, Ericka Bozeman, Beverly Marsh, Beatrice (Over the Garden Wall), Cheryl Blossom, Zoey (Total Drama), Sky (Total Drama), Lindsay (Total Drama), Leshawna (Total Drama), Kitty (Total Drama), Jo (Total Drama), Izzy (Total Drama), Heather (Total Drama), Gwen (Total Drama), Eva (Total Drama), Emma (Total Drama), Dawn (Total Drama), Courtney (Total Drama), Bridgette (Total Drama), Beth (Total Drama), Ice Queen (Adventure Time), Fionna the Human, Flame Princess (Adventure Time), Marceline (Adventure Time), Princess Bubblegum, Honey Lemon, Gogo (Marvel), Jinx (DCU), Terra (DCU), Raven (DCU), Starfire, Elodie (OK K.O.! Let's Be Heroes), Enid (OK K.O.! Let's Be Heroes), Moon Butterfly, Meteora/Miss Heinous (Star vs. The Forces Of Evil), Janna Ordonia, Jackie Lynn Thomas, Eclipsa Butterfly, Star Butterfly, Tammy Warner, Nelly (South Park), Tricia Tucker, Red (South Park), Karen McCormick, Shelly Marsh, Nichole Daniels, Heidi Turner, Bebe Stevens, Wendy Testaburger, Tambry (Gravity Falls), Wendy Corduroy, Grenda (Gravity Falls), Candy Chiu, Pacifica Northwest, Mabel Pines, Emilie Agreste, Sabrina Raincomprix, Rose Lavillant, Nathalie Sancoeur, Mylène Haprèle, Lila Rossi, Kagami Tsurugi, Juleka Couffaine, Chloé Bourgeois, Alya Césaire, Marinette Dupain-Cheng | Ladybug

read it on the AO3 at https://ift.tt/2QDlG7i

#IFTTT #ao3feed #fanfic #mcu

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ao3feed-charliebradbury · 6 years ago

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Various Female Characters x Female Reader

read it on the AO3 at https://ift.tt/2QDlG7i

by goddessathenaofwar

Homosexuality is God's way of ensuring that the truly gifted aren't burdened with children - Samuel Austin Allibone

Words: 222, Chapters: 1/?, Language: English

Rating: Teen And Up Audiences

Warnings: Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings

Categories: F/F

read it on the AO3 at https://ift.tt/2QDlG7i

#ao3feed #fanfic #fic #spn #charlie bradbury #cqc

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