#Jen Bob's burgers

[ltwharfy]

Watching "Sit Me Baby One More Time" and thinking about the fact that Tina's babysitting service slogan is "bad at math but great at baths" while other episodes have established that Jen the babysitter does not know the meaning of "bath time" but teaches night school calculus.

[unclefathersantateddy]

Lil practices of some of your fave side characters! :) Can't tell if I'm being super critical or if my art is getting worse, not a great feeling but not gonna dwell on it. It's practice practice practice!!!

Credit to @thelovablycynicalerinmac for the Grover ref!!!

[br1ghtestlight]

just had a phone call with a health worker and she sounded EXACTLY like jen from bob's burgers to the point it was kind of uncomfortable 😭 same speaking patterns and everything

[salty-icecream]

I DID IT

Dear god

If i missed any, lmk

[tolerateit]

trying to find something to watch is so frustrating, i haven't been deeply invested in a newer show since like 2018 when i binged the haunting of hill house in one day (oops) feel free to send recs, suggestions, ideas, etc. wanna enjoy something again

[yahoo201027]

Only eight more Sundays to go in the off-season. 56 days to go until Season 14 of Bob’s Burgers on October 1st. And we have a new addition to the graphic and that is Jen the Babysitter taking today's graphic.

Character of the day: Jen Voiced by: Wendy Molyneux Debut: "Two for Tina" (2013) Latest Appearance: "Ferry on My Wayward Bob and Linda" (2022)

[golden--doodler]

My Weird Night Life

I literally fell asleep to some Bob's Burgers last night (I have a smart home device so that makes it really easy to listen to videos and stuff when I'm getting into bed) and the show just kept playing as I was sleeping. Then, I suddenly woke up in the middle of the night to the sound of a random episode I hadn't seen yet playing (I found out later it was Season 10, Episode 7 "Land of the Loft") but at the time, all I knew was that I had inexplicably woken up to the sound of the kids bullying Jen the babysitter into letting them take a joyride in an ice cream truck. I had to stop myself from bursting into laughter at, like, 3:30 in the morning so I wouldn't bother anyone before falling back asleep.

[boigrsmashorpass]

[ltwharfy]

Literally the only Bob's Burgers couple I've thought about writing a fic for besides Louise/Rudy is a pairing of a minor recurring character and a character that only appeared once: Jen the babysitter and Christopher the notary from "Ferry on My Wayward Bob and Linda"! I've always loved Jen as a character and thought it was so sweet that they gave her a love interest.

Somehow even more obscure, I also love the relationship between Judy and Roger in "Aquaticism". I think Jen/Christopher and Judy/Roger both resonate with me because, as an awkward single adult, I appreciate stories about awkward adults awkwardly making connections.

Some more rarepair thoughts:

I like Henry and Susmita a lot and should check out the limited number of stories and art about them.

Although I am a huge Louise/Rudy fan, I can appreciate the Rudy/Kaylee ship and the one story on AO3 about it is cute as heck!

so what's y'all's favorite Bob’s Burgers rarepair? the ship you love that had little to no fanfic/fanart but you still love it? reblog or comment below, I'm nosy lmao 👀 mine will be in the tags

[entriprises]

the muses halloween costumes this year:

tadashi — he’s going as gogo because the lab decided they’d all dress up as each other and then drew little paper slips. he’s even put purple streaks in his hair, temporary of course.

buttercup — she’s going as a bride but covered in red paint to look like blood. she really loves the unsettled vibe people keep getting from it and also there’s just something fun about walking around and dripping fake blood from her hair

romeo — he’s going as peter pan to match with andie since she’s tinker bell. he bought his costume from a bunch of thrift store trips. he put it together himself and he was pretty excited to

jennifer — she’s elphaba and patsy is going as her glinda. this was jen’s idea because of how easy it was for her. the costume was still a bit of a struggle just to find her size for some of it but she made do and she had to appear in court

buck — he’s a cowboy and he’s a halloween outfit repeater. he’s done this one many years in a row and has it easily in his closet to pull out anytime

bobby — he’s going as a vampire and he keeps making dracula jokes to himself when he does something

ellie — she’s going as maria from the sound of music! she put together the outfit herself, it’s the black sleeves one with the smock front!

elizabeth — she’s going as a botanist. this entails of course her usual lab coat but with plants in her pockets. she insists it’s obvious and very different from what she usually wears. mad is a flower and six thirty is a snail

cathy — cathy has been dottie from a league of their own almost every year and she doesn’t plan on stopping and she’s reused the costume pretty much every year! she made it herself when the movie came out

neal — he’s dressed as peter and he goes around mimicking peter and it’s very obvious to EVERYONE exactly who he is and what he’s up to. except of course peter

holly — she’s going as elle woods but specifically the outfit with the beret when she’s doing introductions in the park. holly just happens to have everything for that and she also thinks it’s both very obviously a costume and passable as casual which she enjoys

nat — she’s going as wonder woman, she bought the costume and she knows she turns heads in it and that’s what she loves about it. she’s reused it a couple of times through the years but never back to back

bob — he’s bob the builder and he had to buy overalls and a hard hat but he borrowed the tool belt from a friend. he has mostly safe tools like pencils and pens and rulers on him and the rest is candy

bradley — he’s bob from bob’s burgers. he had everything for this because it’s honestly really simply but the mustache really sells it and he really plays it up

trip — he’s going as magnum pi, he has been growing out a mustache for this much to everyone’s displeasure

mark — he’s going as brian jordan alvarez doing his tiktok dance. yes this just means he’s wearing a blue shirt and black pants. yes he’s learned the dance and no the shirt does not come off

shiv — she’s wheres waldo. she did in fact have everything for this already and no she has never been waldo before

emmett — he’s going as a climbing wall. not a rock climber, just a climbing wall. he’s wearing all gray with little grips on his clothes and there’s even little miniatures climbing the grips. he thinks it’s a really good one and he made it himself

[chirpingfromthebox]

Is it just me or does Jen the babysitter from Bob's Burgers sound just like Kristen Campbell?

[ltwharfy]

One of my favorite "Bob's Burgers" recurring characters is Jen the babysitter and I loved her appearance in "The Pickelorette"! Apparently, Jen teaches night school occasionally?! It looked like algebra or geometry (decades since I've taken either and I try not to think about them). I love that Jen who doesn't know the meaning of "bath time" knows something well enough that she can teach it at some level.

How old is Jen? What is her highest level of education? What, generally speaking, is her deal? I don't know, but I genuinely enjoy every little detail we get about her!

Jen the babysitter: a mystery wrapped in an enigma wrapped in an ice cream truck that belongs to her hot cousin Dave.

[unclefathersantateddy]

I forgot I was on my non-Bob's Burgers account so when I scrolled past this ask things got real interesting LMAO

Cr: @zal-cryptid & @ademkurteric

[br1ghtestlight]

swimming in the soggy burger bun basement HELL YEAH!!!!

[finniestoncrane]

HIII FINNIEEEEE!!!!! Soo for that feel good ask thingy 13, 14 and 23!!!!🧡

13 - what’s your comfort food?

OH ok so i love pasta bolognese!! and also mcdonalds is like a go to safe food (or at least it was before they changed the recipe and started putting grilled fucking onions on everything and now everything just tastes like fucking BURNT ONIONS >:c)

14 - favorite feel-good show?

i have lots of ccomort shows, but it has to not have episodes that make me teary so bob's burgers, the simpsons and futurama all have to bow down to peep show in that regard, because it makes me laugh in every. single. episode!! also if i want to feel good and comfy i'll toss on old trebek jeopardy, no offense to ken jennings because i do love him but i can't watch his stuff anywhere in the uk ;-;

23 - favorite piece of clothing?

i have a t-shirt that i never wear because it's too precious, it's from a tattoo artist in poland who i LOVE on instagram and will hopefully one day have on my body, it's their little mascot character george inside of a trolley and it says "why am i so cool?" and i treasure it u-u

[elstrick-shimae-writes-whump]

Whump in Bob’s Burgers (Seasons 1-5)

S1:E2 - Hallucinations, mental breakdown (Bob) (Minor)

S1:E3 - Passing out (Bob) (Minor)

S1:E6 - Hangover (Bob) (Minor)

S1:E10 - Choking (Calvin Fischoeder) (Minor)

S1:E12 - Allergic reaction (Gene) (Minor)

S2:E2 - Hostage situation (Mickey>Bob, Frond, others), tear gas (Police>police) (Minor)

S2:E6 - Local painkiller via syringe, passing out via nitrous oxide, waking up. Waking up again, amnesia (Bob). Pinning each other down (Bob, Gayle). Medical procedure on a table, no pain relievers, intimate whumper (Dr. Yap>Bob). Passing out, waking up. (Bob) (Episode warning for sexual assault)

S2:E7 - Taking hostages (Bob, other restaurant owners>Moody Foody), attempted forced feeding (Everyone>Moody Foody)

S3:E1 - Threatening with a knife (Bikers>Logan) (Minor)

S3:E4 - Silenced and dragged away (Cruiseship workers), kidnapped (Cruise ship people>Belcher family) (Episode warning for emetophobia)

S3:E5 - Hallucinations, drunk (Bob) 

S3:E8 - Collapse, hospital visit (Courtney) (Minor)

S3:E10 - Fake death in laser tag (Louise) (Minor)

S3:E20 - Accidental cut, passing out, waking up with family beside him, assist in sitting up/standing, passing out multiple times, local painkiller via syringe, holding/distracting (Linda>Bob), passing out again, stitches done while unconscious, waking up in bed, wound reopening, bleeding, passing out again, wound reopening on purpose, half consciousness, bleeding, passing out for the last time

S3:E22 - Asthma (Rudy), rescue (Bob/Louise>Rudy)

S3:E23 - Threats, breaking objects to coerce a confession, dizziness, collapse, hallucination (Tina)

S4:E1 - Salmonella from undercooked fish (Bob), held hostage, wanted to agree to some sort of ritual (Camping couple>Bob/Linda), rescue (Tina>Bob/Linda)

S4:E5 - Punched down, given a black eye (Jen>Tina)

S4:E8 - Punched in the stomach, doubling over (Truck driver>Bob) (Minor)

S4:E17 - Drunk (Bob), held down, forcibly tattooed (Bob)

S4:E21 (Part 1) - Held hostage using a gun (Felix>Bob/Calvin)

S4:E22 (Part 2) - Tied up/together (Felix>Bob/Calvin), choking (Teddy>Random restaurant host), choking on water (Bob/Calvin), held hostage using a gun (Fanny>Everyone)

S5:E3 - Thrown through a fake glass window, pinned to the ground (Teddy>Bob), fighting, arm pinned behind his back, thrown out a glass window (Minor character>Bob) passing out, waking up, Teddy assisting, helping Bob up, carrying him into the restaurant. Waking up on the floor, being cared for

S5:E8 - Threatening, forcing a confession (Tina>Jimmy Pesto Jr)

S5:E19 - Pushed down to reenact a murder (Linda>Bob), helping up, putting him on the couch (Linda/Teddy>Bob), unintentional drugging (Helen>Bob), high/out of it (Bob)

S5:E21 - Trapped/threatened with being hit by a water balloon (Tina>Jimmy Jr and Zeke), sacrificing self for Bob (Linda)