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eyes are a kind of mai- *my explosive collar, a kind of maid which helps with prisoners, explodes killing me instantly*

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Someone just blazed their empathy fatigue post talking about how they're miserable over ppl asking for money in their inbox

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March 8, 2024 - A Palestine Action activist destroys a painting of Lord Balfour at Trinity College in Cambridge, UK. Lord Balfour, as the UK foreign secretary signed the Balfour Declaration on November 2nd 1917, which was a public statement issued by the British government which promoted "the establishment in Palestine of a national home for the Jewish people". The British obviously had no right to give the land away to anyone. [video]

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The author's poorly disguised fetish

The author's proudly displayed fetish

The author's fetish you're pretty sure they don't realise they have

The author's fetish which they're firmly convinced everyone has and is just pretending otherwise

The author's non-sexual special interest which just sounds like a fetish because of their habitually unfortunate phrasing

The fetish the author is making a well-meaning effort to cater to in spite of clearly not understanding it themselves

The author's fetish that never quite makes it into the text because they keep getting sidetracked by the requisite worldbuilding

The author's utterly pedestrian sexual preference which the text treats like a bizarre fetish because they've got shit to work through

The author's seemingly innocuous recurring trope they're going to have a personal revelation about ten years down the road

The author's fetish you missed on a first reading because it's so far out of pocket, it never occurred to you that you could sexualise that

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haemoglobin is a maid that helps with oxygen

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When you buy breakfast from somewhere else

English added by me :)

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There's a maximum likelihood that I'm doing phylogenetics wrong.

Geometriphylogenetics [Explained]

Transcript

[A tree diagram, or a dendrogram is shown, consisting of lines that branch off from left to right, starting with one horizontal line on the left. Eight results are shown on the right: ellipse on Path 1, circle on Path 2, triangle on Path 3, parallelogram on Path 4, trapezoid on Path 5, square on Path 6, rectangle on Path 7, and a pentagon on Path 8. The paths are listed in order top to bottom.] [Path 3 and the triangle are bold black, while the other branches are dimmer. The paths are connected as follows: Path 2 and 3 are connected, then both connect together to Path 1; Path 4 and 5 are connected, as are Path 6 and 7, and these two paths are connected altogether; Path 8 is then connected to the branch containing Paths 4 to 7. All of Paths 1 to 3 are then connected to Paths 4 to 8, the branches all culminating in a single line on the left.] [Caption below the panel:] The phylogenetic revolution continues: Triangles were long believed to be related to squares, but genetic analysis proves that they are actually very pointy circles.

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the sink is a maid that helps with water.

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‘Zelda: Ocarina Of Time’ was released on the Nintendo 64 26 years ago today in the US. Support us on Patreon

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titania kinda looks like chappel roan

omg

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It must be hard for Mrs. Columbo to be a fan of anything. Any time she's into a writer, a movie star, a TV show, her husband comes home and goes "You'll never guess who I met today at work!" and a couple of days later goes "You'll never guess who the murderer was."

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When was the last time you ate something green and NO GREEN M&M'S DON'T COUNT

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Cyberpunk dystopias ain't shit, the second I can get a robot arm I'm doing it. "Ohhh it'll cost you your soul, ohhhh the companies will own your body" if I can torrent videogames and 3D print a gunpla then I can jailbreak my robot arm

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