#Jedi masters can all be bribed by cuddles with babies

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Obi-Wan: Will you just take your damn hip meds already! Force, it’s easier to get Anakin to take his vitamins, and he’s ten!

Qui-Gon: *waving his cane at Obi-Wan threateningly* Poison! It’s all poison!

Obi-Wan: Oh my god. You’re turning into your master and grandmaster.

Qui-Gon: Take that back!

Obi-Wan: Take your pills and I’ll consider it.

Qui-Gon: *glares him down while taking his meds*

Obi-Wan: *cheekily* Aww, see, you’re just more like them now. They also take their meds when I bribe them.

Qui-Gon: Disowned. I’m disowning you. Get out.

Obi-Wan: Nah, I’m making you soup. Sit down, you can cuddle with Ani when he gets back from classes.

Qui-Gon: *is suitably bribed by grandpadawan cuddles, as all masters can be* I do this under duress.

Obi-Wan: That’s good enough for me.