#JdG

[melancholic-cinnamon-roll]

Sympa la nouvelle sitcom sur twitch

[adreamoverlife]

Writing out how I think the greater French family would react to meeting Pomme to see if anyone else is crazy like I am (all c! But I’m not writing that for every name lmaooo)

Mynthos will not put her down, genuinely thinks she might be the source of goodness in this world. He carries her everywhere because the ground is dangerous. Every meal is an unskippable cutscene because Mynthos says she’s a growing girl and needs good food. She frees a few of the chickens from his farm when he’s not looking.

Horty threatens violence the second she finds out, claiming Baghera ‘robbed’ them of a chance to meet their niece by not immediately coming home. Is absolutely obsessed with making Pomme a bedroom in their house, a nice desk, a matching bed and dresser set, the whole works.

I think JDG is the only one slightly able to dodge immediately falling head over heels. Pomme is probably a little afraid of him due to his general demeanor and the fact he’s an admin of his own world and she can only think about the federation. He is not immune however, and after some coaching from Antoine to play the melody he taught her on her flute for him it’s already over. Niece acquired. He puts her into creative mode at any sign of danger. Still knocks her hat off regularly though, he’s still JDG after all.

[trashlord-watson]

cette peinture a récolté 50.000€ en 10 minutes avec la tombola pour la gagner.

nos streamers ont du talent.

[rotting-guy]

woaw

[abibeur]

Headcanons about the "Serveur du Lundi" and how it integrates to QSMP lore

Somebody had to do it one day, and I had some ideas, so... Bear in mind these are mostly headcanons, even if I'm basing these on what we already have. Oh also, even if I don't write "q!", if I mention our French streamers' names, know that I'm obviously talking about the cubitos.

The server in itself

Vacations for the friends on it, think of it as wild camping

The land was bought by JDG (more on that later)

Aypierre wasn't here, because he fled in the wilderness due to being pursued by Ayr0b0t (yeah, funnily the "hardcore" season of his LP coincided with the Serveur du Lundi). Etoiles could still call him, tho', so he wasn't totally cut off.

Kameto also wasn't here, but we could imagine he was actually already spying for the Federation, lurking in the shadows, watching the Serveur du Lundi doing their thing...

The players (and their skins)

JDG / Jidège / Frederic Mollas / Fred / "Pepito Kawazakii"

Is actually pretty famous, like in our world

Big entrepreneur, responsible for many things: parkings, factories, recycling plants, architectural design, talk shows, tv programs...

"His theme" Antoine taught to Pomme is the theme of his talk show!

Antoine was the first to met him personally (probably due to being a doctor). He introduced him later to his other friends.

Aypierre didn't really met him, but he knew of the guy. He did talk to his engineer, though!

Was the one who bought the land for the Serveur du Lundi, under the name "Pepito Kawazakii"

"Pepito Kawazakii" is actually one of his (many) aliases (which include "Odessa Silverberg" and others), when he wants to travel incognito (or do some shady stuff without facing the consequences).

Horty / Hortense

Is a weird humanoid sea creature (and I must restrain myself from doing any Splatoon reference)

Met Baghera in her childhood, while she escaped Quesadilla Island

Both are pretty good friend (even besties!) since this, so Baghera introduced her to her other friends

Both of them are pretty close to nature (due to their animal nature?), causing conflicts between them and JDG

Due to being an aquatic being, she can actually come and go from Quesadilla Island, visiting Baghera sometimes, even if she can't help her escape (because she can't carry her and also because the Federation watches, this time!)

AngleDroit / Florence

Judge, PhD and lawwoman extraordinaire

Actually a furry (even if the idea of her being a human-animal hybrid without any link to the Federation was funny)

Met with Antoine and Etoiles through friends (Antoine really likes befriending powerful and influent people)

Baghera likes to make fun of her but they're still very good friends

Zerator / Adrien

Showman, he met most of the others through social events he organised

Even if he organises caritative events for environmental causes, it doesn't stop him from partnering with JDG in his urban projects

Once again, Antoine can't stop himself from befriending influent people-

Mynthos

Normal headcanons:

A man of the land: farmer, worker, miner, baker...

Met with Zerator through friends (well the French viewers reading this know which friend it is)

Has a Ricardo Milos shirt because why not

Probably the friend with who Antoine bickers the most

Unhinged headcanons:

IT'S A GIANT FLOATING HEAD (oddly similar to Ricardo Milos')

Antoine introducing him to the others, who quickly brushed off the fact that he is a giant floating head, telling themselves that if Antoine said it's a normal human, then it is, why would Antoine lie about that?

Has a weird obsession with animal reproduction

Seems to be abundantly secreting a mysterious liquid, which apparently is edible, but only Antoine dares to drink it

[ryvvsaka]

Missing featuring 23/24JDG ;w;

Sodium channels in neurons open to allow sodium ions to flow into the cell, generating electrical signals called action potentials. Any time a neuron spikes, neurotransmitters are released from its synapses, resulting in communication with hundreds of other neurons.

[kaenic-rookern]

oh fuck... goodbye sweet prince, I don't think he's going to stay in the LPL even though I'd be mega happy if he did, since he was the reason I started watching LPL in the first place, but eh I'll follow him anywhere.... but oughhh... my 23jdg... it's so over they're not getting back together

[lifemod17]

Guy friend that I secretly have a crush on : *is sweet and compliments me*

Me: *deflects it all/laughs it off*

Him: why can't you just let me be nice to you?

Me: *immediately thinks that Hozier literally wrote a whole ass song as to why you shouldn't be nice to me but I can't say it so I just reply with an upsidedown smiley face*: 🙃

[kaijukomrade]

Everyone deserves to see these photos

[leagueoflasagnas]

"And then he said 'I don't know if Faker will make it to the finals cause LPL looks pretty strong this year'"

[adreamoverlife]

it seems I am not the only one insane about the idea of Pomme meeting the greater french family so here's some more headcanons in no particular order that expand on the previous post

(For background I'm mostly setting this like Pomme gets transported to the TDL server)

I think Mynthos would probably be the one she clings to the hardest at first. He's loving, speaks kindly to her, and would definitively be impressed with her builds. I can imagine her telling him all about the things Chayanne used to cook for her and her siblings and they would try to make it together based on her memory. It doesn't taste quite like what Chayanne made, it's different, but different is safe now.

Pomme would be so inspired by Angle Droits treehouse build, I imagine her immediately growing another tree next to her house to make another room for Pomme. Pomme would build another underground bunker for her own anxiety, but it would go largely unused. There's no longer anyone chasing her, no codes, no shadow government, no el quackity. She would probably have a different room in everyones house that she mostly goes back and forth between depending on the day.

Zera would do everything in his power to make her a menace like he is. Eventually in an attempt to impress him Pomme shows him the mines that Aypierre used a lot in qsmp. (Which worldbuilding wise would be uncraftable in the TDLsmp through natural means, but since Pomme had them in her inventory when she joined, were basically smuggled in.) While this would be fun and bonding at first I can absolutely see this going extremely wrong and trigger Pommes fear of explosions, typical hurt/comfort ensues along with Zera very suddenly realizing "Oh shit that's my niece protect her at all costs"

This incident is probably what leads to JDG putting her in the creative mode the first time, even as the server owner there's some things he can't quite change yet and isn't really willing to risk Pomme being stuck with two lives. So why not keep her from dying in the first place? Worldbuilding thing again, since you can't die in creative mod I imagine you can't feel anything either, which freaks Pomme out to no end as it reminds her of the way she felt when the code killed her by popping every single one of her totems in one hit and demands he change her back immediately. Which he does if a bit begrudgingly. He passes it off as just "Well its the easiest way to protect the kid and I don't wanna have to do more than I need" but deep down he is extremely concerned, both for her safety and her fearful reaction to creative mode.

It is still still a quick fix to protect her though... If he's awake at the time.

[trashlord-watson]

ET MAINTENANT REVEAL POLITISCALE DU JIDEGE?????

[rotting-guy]

fred qui commence son oeuvre

[daysiewish]

09.28.23

Team Korea beats Team TPE 3-0, taking home the gold for the League of Legends eSports category!

[ryvvsaka]

JDG 2023 my eternal beloved. Had to dig deep on their Weibo to find pics to use and now my heart hurts.

A man-made element of which only a few atoms have ever been created. It that is formed by fusing nickel and lead atoms in a heavy ion accelerator.

[kaenic-rookern]

okayyy im still fkn sad abt 24t1 but HEYY LPL IS ALIVE! THESHY ROOKIE JIEJIE GALA MEIKO(?) MIGHT PLAY IN 25IG HOW COOL IS THAT, LPL PEYZ? 25JDG PEYZ XUN PERHAPS? 24BLG RE-SIGN? LET'S CELEBRATE

added the keria oner dancing vid to the post because i miss them