#Jay & Boss: you should sleep please; you’re exhausted after an all-nighter
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Ok so I thought the most surreal experience of my life was a few days ago when I, short on people I could vent to and in desperate need of *someone*, showed up at my boss’s office and just cried at her for like 2 hours, only for her to respond “holy shit, my friend wasn’t kidding when she met you and said ‘so Jay is just you but 3 years younger. This is payback for every time you’ve been waaay too similar to me’”. Anyways turns out she gives off Relatable Vibes because I’m pretty sure we’re fucking clones, and I was right in basically all my suspicions about her lol.
However, nope. There’s a new winner. One of the kids started crying after her group failed the lab (in honestly a really heartbreaking way) and while we were trying to comfort her, my boss and I had a moment where we looked each other and realized “holy shit it’s a fourth clone”.
I had quipped at my boss the other day that I recognized the script she was using to cheer me up because I was much more comfortable on the other end of it, and she was using roughly my method (because again. Apparently I’m her fucking clone.) and then we got to tag team this poor kid thru the exact same thing. And every so often I would say something and think “ah shit, I’m pretty sure I’m just quoting Wednesday…”. Love literally having the exact same conversation twice in one week lmao
#Jay & Boss: you should sleep please; you’re exhausted after an all-nighter#Kid: but I can’t. I have to go do this thing for this one org that I’m on the exec board for because it’s on fire constantly#Kid: but at least I’m not president anymore—oh yeah I got press ganged into being president for like 2 months cuz I kept doing the work#Kid: and then I have to go do work for this class and study for a midterm and help this other club#Boss: …#Jay: …#Boss: ok so do you see what I have to deal with?#Jay: look I only accidentally ended up on ONE exec board. Wait unless you count Apex…#Jay: but you got made coinstructor cuz you kept running the fucking course soooooo#Boss: dammit my friend really was right#I say all of this with an alarm set three hours from now……..
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