#Jason is chasing him across the city for those mini donuts
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Danny in a trench coat and sunglasses: Psshhh, hey, kid Damian: Yes? Danny: Do you want to buy some candy? Damian, gripping a knife behind his back: Sure Danny opening trench coat: Okay, I have chocolate clusters, gummy bears covered in candy rocks, and spicy taffy. Damian: Oh, you meant real candy. Danny: Of course. Why else would you be standing in an alley with a trench coat? Damian: Are you not hearing yourself right now? Danny: I actually heard it. But I have to do it this way. See, I'm hiding from- Jason: THERE YOU ARE! Danny: Leave me alone! I told you I ran out of mini-donuts! Jason: YOU LIE Damian watching his brother chase a street vendor down the road: This is a good mental simulation for him. He needs this.
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Jason: The plan is you will lure him in that alley so I can catch him
Damian: TT. What are we? Kidnappers or Muggers?
Dick: So if you only want those sweets, why not ask him like normal people?
Jason: I don’t know, but he always has a way to make us act like criminals, it is a way we buy candy from him now
Tim: I has his numbers on the cart. We could call him for delivery
Tim dials number, there is a voice message:
Hello! It is Phantom a small vendor. I sell sweets and sweets only. If you want to buy my stuffs, go find me, I would be around Gotham. So catch me if you can and I will sell you the most delicious things you ever taste. If you can’t even find me, then you could find milk powder and sugar to make candy yourself, it may not as good as mine but at least you have tried.
Then the call end automatically.Then there is silent.
Tim with his supervillain face: Oh, he is challenging me! Let see if he still be so sassy when I conner him in the trap and take whatever I want from him
Dick: Calm down,Timbo! There are so many wrong in that sentence, don’t you hear yourself?
Damian: What a waste of time!
Then Damian goes back to his room, after check for spy bugs, he pick up his phone and make a call.
Danny: Hello Dami!What you wanna buy today?
Damian: I just call to announce you about Jason’s new plan to catch you, and my other brother, Tim, may join in this time.
Danny: Oh thank you Dami, without you, how can I escape. Do you want some cookies and dragon candy? And a new fruit rolls I just made, you could be the first one try it
Damian: TT. Fine. I will meet you at your house.
Danny: Great! By the way, do you know why so many people know about my “catch me if you can” event? I just plan it and only recorded an introduction.
Damian: TT. I have no idea.
Danny: okey, see you soon
Then they hang up. Damian looks at his dad, who knows when , how and how long he has get into his room. They just look at each others for few seconds.
Damian: It would be cookies and candy. I will buy some for you
Bruce: And fruit rolls
Damian: And fruit roll
Bruce nods then disappears like he’s Batman.
Danny in a trench coat and sunglasses: Psshhh, hey, kid Damian: Yes? Danny: Do you want to buy some candy? Damian, gripping a knife behind his back: Sure Danny opening trench coat: Okay, I have chocolate clusters, gummy bears covered in candy rocks, and spicy taffy. Damian: Oh, you meant real candy. Danny: Of course. Why else would you be standing in an alley with a trench coat? Damian: Are you not hearing yourself right now? Danny: I actually heard it. But I have to do it this way. See, I'm hiding from- Jason: THERE YOU ARE! Danny: Leave me alone! I told you I ran out of mini-donuts! Jason: YOU LIE Damian watching his brother chase a street vendor down the road: This is a good mental simulation for him. He needs this.
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