#Jason brainrot 24/7

[enobariasteeth]

[jasontoddsdarling]

suggestive, 18 + | jason wears a locket with your photo inside and your initial outside.

you gave jason a men's locket necklace with his own initial engraved on one of the side and yours at the other.

he loved it so much. so much.

when you two are making love, he never takes his necklace off. his locket will graze at your skin. in the valley of your soft tits, between your collarbones, your neck, your lips. you love it. it'll hit you on your face when he's making love to you above you. it'll sensuality graze your back and your nape—when he wants you on your hands and knees and your stomach. and you love it.

one time, when he was above you, his locket was directly above your lips and you caught and bite it in between your teeth, your seductive gaze directed to his darkening beautiful eyes. it drove him crazy. long short story, you sport a lot of love bites on your exposed skin afterwards (and your ability to walk weaken for twenty four hours straight).

you love how he manifested his love by having your photo on the chain around his neck everyday. since you gave him the necklace and he put your photo on it himself, you have never seen him without it—when he's in the shower doesn't count, you've to persuade him to take it off so it'll stay long. even if he only wear the necklace occasionally, you know he loves you and he doesn't need to have you 24/7 on him but he does it anyway. it's his way of appreciating your love language of gifting him the necklace in the first place too.

he loves having the reminder of you with him every second of the day when he's not with you. he loves to grasp his locket on his palm whenever he needs a reassurance, it's like you there with him. he loves that when he's bored he can just open his locket and your picture will immediately draw a smile from his face.

when he put the the locket on his palm, he feels like his whole world is on his hand.

mariea's notes: midnight thoughts. brainrots. nothing to elaborate i am afraid it's already so clear. btw you can send me anything (prompts, ideas, questions, etc) to my ask box (mailbox 💌) and i will see what i can do about it.

[hana-no-seiiki]

Idk if this is a request or something but I just wanted to get it out there before I forget it. How would the batfam react to a batsis coming from the last of us universe?( the last of us is a zombie apocalypse type game.) How would they react to all of batsis PTSD from being born in a world over ran by zombie’s and learning to survive at a young age. How would they help them? How would they react if they ever were transported to there(batsis) world?

Sorry for this random ask I just wanted to get this out there before I forget about it. Anyway hope you have a great week!

SOFT YANDERE BATFAM x THE LAST OF US! READER BRAINROT

Recently had a TLOU brainrot (at this point it’s more of a heartrot with how devastating the story is eugh) so this came at a perfect timing. I’m guessing batsib (I’ll make it gn I hope you don’t mind anon) has a similar life to elle if they’re not just elle entirely.

I think Batsib would have to be close to the boys before they eventually spill their guts (aka their severe trauma out).

Like when they’re at least 60% there on the yan scale of things.

They see signs like you being hella adamant on the boys at least trying to fix their relationship with Bruce since you know the most out of everyone how it feels to lose a father figure.

You’re the closest with Jason purely because you both have baggage, and luckily you like to talk about it and sort it out.

Your whole life had been the apocalypse so going to Gotham and seeing everything in its prime fascinated you. When the Batfam first took you in due to your status as an anomaly, it took very little to impress you.

But it also took a lot to terrify you.

If we’re going full on Ellie! Reader here then them (batfam) seeing that huge bite mark on your arms, presumably after you’ve dumped info on your past and your reality, almost turned them feral.

It was that moment they decided to never let you go back.

You’re allowed to join them with their vigilante activities as long as you were under strict surveillance.

Bruce is kind of off-put by your nonchalance when it comes to beating up people to a pulp. He had to jump in and stop you from completely killing a dude.

Jason on the other hand approves. Definitely eggs you on.

The rest of the boys, as is my headcannon with any violent MC, get turned on when they see you covered in blood.

In summary, they definitely cherish you more. The spoiling is dialed up to eleven. And since you didn’t know much of the world prior to its apocalypse state, they wouldn’t lock you up like in most cases and instead bring you to explore as much as you’d like.

There is a sick part of them that enjoys your PTSD and how dependent (and distrusting of others) you can be because of it. So unless it gets really bad where you can’t get sleep at all I can see them just not trying to get help for you.

ON THE MORE WHOLESOME SIDE:

I am now imagining reader going to a museum with them all and just climbing the fossil in front of like dozens of people while screaming “LOOK AT ME I’M ON A MOTHERFUCKING DINOSAURRRR!”

Bruce definitely had to pay a lot for that

and all the younger ones + Dick cause he’s Dick throwing fedora hats on all the dinos??? please im on my knees that’s too cute augh-

If they were ever transported in your world, it’d definitely be the other way around. Say you aren’t like Ellie and are completely susceptible to the infection- oof you might as well just be in jail.

They’ll disinfect everything. Masks 24/7. Generally just extremely careful as to not get infected or infect you in any shape or form.

Tim has already researched on fungal infections so you bet he’s ready. Wouldn’t be surprised if he single-handedly ends the apocalypse with how thorough he was. Him, Dick, and Alfred focus more on taking care of you.

Jason and Damian are more with survival and the annihilation of anything that may be dangerous to you within the vicinity. May it be zombies, thieves, the military and what not.

Bruce is probably tinkering on more equipment and helping Tim with actually getting rid of the fungi. The former will definitely use his charm and looks to get more supplies.

In short, these dudes have everything on lockdown.

You’ll wish you didn’t come back to your original world.

A.N. I hope this was to your liking anon!

[wolfpawzjakey]

I read your post and remembered something from my Brainrot.

fatal flaw of Percy - loyalty and I headcanon his dual Roman heritage of Venus and Apollo. The common symbol of these gods is a swan... The swan in culture is a symbol of loyalty to their beloved, these beautiful white-feathered creatures choose one pair for life and die if she dies or they remain lonely for the rest of their lives. Do you understand what I'm getting at? When Jason dies, Percy remains alone forever. He is the grandson of the goddess of love and the grandson of the god known for his tragedies, loyalty is sewn into his soul by the rest of the threads. He and Jason were doomed from the very beginning.

When Jason dies, a part of Percy dies with him and he no longer feels life the way he should - the sun is not as warm and bright, the air is heavy and life is no longer so good without Jason. a couple of years pass and Percy is still lonely and fiercely rejects all those in love with him. His loved ones are worried about him, they say that life goes on, that Percy shouldn't bury himself alive, that he should move forward, that his Jason wouldn't want endless grief for him. But Percy can't, he just can't, he doesn't even see That he can fall in love again, Jason is his soul mate, his soulmate is the love of his life after all. Percy is loyal, terribly loyal, and he will remain loyal to Jason until they reunite in Hades.

ANON YOU ARE SPEAKING MY LANGUAGE.

I absolutely love your thought path and agree entirely. I love letting Jason live him life out filled with new memories and love. But letting Percy live out the rest of his life after losing Jason is just as tempting.

Not to be that guy but Percy losing his will to live, maybe struggling to keep up his self care, going from bright, snappy Percy to a bleak version of himself. He loses weight, loses his muscle, he’s hardly functional and if anyone had any handle on him, he’d have been banned from battle long ago. On top of him battling depression though, I feel as though his temperament would drastically change, especially as time progressed on. He pushes more people away with time. He’s either so depressed that he’s impenetrable to anyone’s help, so enraged at the misfortune he’s faced in his life (obviously when a tragedy happens that’s so large and impactful, like the loss of a lover, the other impactful things you’ve been pushing away for later just tumble out), or spending his time just locked away, sobbing until he’s listless and numb.

No doubt passes through my mind that Percy is either the strongest person externally after someone important in his life passes away or the absolute worst. But all in all, we know he deals with sui*idal thoughts. He’s had them represented to us in the writings and even if they weren’t explicitly there or not there at all, there’s literally nothing a single person could do to convince me he wouldn’t have such thoughts after living the life he does. NOTHING! So losing Jason, it’s like a 24/7 struggle. He is either diligent in ignoring it or it’s a one more small tick of a box and it’s over for him. No doubt in my mind. I’d dealve deeper into that but this post is more about jercy and the tragedy of it all than it is my character deep dive all about Percy and how dingy his mental health must be after some digging.

Jason, I miss u everyday.

Thank you anon for your genius brain moment and for sending me my first ask

[kits-ships]

🔒🔒🔒 three for you as well!!

oh no. now i feel like im exposing myself fhkgfd

send me a 🔒 and I'll tell you a character who I WOULD f/o if I locked the fuck in (to their source) and why! (x3)

#1

JASON........

SORRY but. ... i am unfortunately not immune to men who are big and terrifying... and i love him. not only is he cool in-universe, but headcanons for him are so cute. i esp love the worthikids interpretation of him.

my husband and i recently watched all the movies but my pokemon brainrot is too strong. i unfortunately do not choose what consumes my life, and pokemon has more depth, i suppose

#2

i havent really interacted with anything related to marvel in a while, but storm lives in my mind 24/7. she is so pretty and powerful and i love every version of her. shes killing it in every universe

along with the marvel burnout, i dont have any motivation to make another oc for the franchise.... i have 100 hollys and a soleil and im bad at making superhero ocs :(

i will always love you tho storm please get into contact with me

#3

ok. is this one crazy.

this is such a silly little series and i love both bubby and coomer but i have never fixated on it in the same way im fixated on pokemon. i guess it has to do with how unserious it is, combined with the fact that i know nothing about the half-life universe (despite playing the second game)

its just silly :)

[froggibus]

HELLOOO ITS ALIEN ANON I SENt TGE JASON AND ROY ASK WHEN I WAS HALF ASLEEP AND FORGOT I HAD AN EMOJI OHMHOGD IM SO EXCITED IM SO EXCITED YOUR KINKTOBER MASTERLIST LOOKS SO GOOD😭😭😭😭

-👽

aw yay sksjfhsks im so glad you're excited!! i'm so happy someone else has roy harper brainrot rn ^^ he's been on my mind 24/7 lately

really nice to hear from you again :)

[dimensionalspades]

People I'd Like to Get to Know Better

last song: Jason - The Midnight

favorite color: Burgundy

currently watching: I don't really do shows, so DS9 off and on?

spicy/savory/sweet: I've definitely got a big sweet tooth but give me good spice any day

relationship status: Single.

current obsession: Valorant brainrot is like. Disgustingly bad right now. I play BG3 and OW constantly but Valorant and Sova just spin in my head 24/7 it's so bad.

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[halfagone]

Hi!!!! It's 1:30 am where I'm at and I'm having ✨THOUGHTS✨

Have you read the manga of Magi: Sinbad no Bouken? Because there's this scene in the manga when they were going against this Djinn - who made Jafar and Masrur fight each other to prove their loyalty or whatever. Masrur was mind-controlled and Jafar had to be quick in thinking. The battle only ends if one of them dies. He smiled at Sinbad, telling him to take care of things before committing suicide right in front of everyone by stabbing himself. But, Jafar is a talented assassin. He didn't actually die, but faked his death using some bullshit assassin technique involving weakened heartbeat and less blood flow or smth.

So, it made me think of some kind of fucked up scenario where Bruce has to watch one of his sons die. Personally, I want it to be Tim. Him and Cass faked his death together as a bonding moment once. (Okay, it wasn't a bonding moment, but these two children are terrible, and I'm sure Cass "doesn't-want-to-kill" Cain had fun fake-stabbing her little brother)

BUTTTTTT I was thinking of a Damian that became a liiiiiittle bit more vocal of how much he cherished his family, and of how proud he was of them. He's facing against Jason, who is mind controlled for some reason. And the fucker who trapped them in this pocket dimension will only let them go once one of them had been slain.

Damian, who learned to be a child again, learned to allow himself to feel safe with people who embodies the true meaning of family, learned to care, learned to laugh, learned to love, turns towards his family who is desperately trying to come up with a plan to save both him and Jason.

He starts remembering many good memories - quiet nights on rooftops laughing over dumb jokes, watching anime together on saturday mornings together, hugging his siblings after bad fights and snuggling together in Richard's bed...

Damian turns to Bruce and locks eyes with him.

Then he smiles like Sora from Kingdom Hearts.

And stabs himself. Blood seeps out of his uniform drop by drop before he falls hard to the ground.

Someone screams.

The villain laughs.

The pocket dimension closes.

The Batfam is surrounding Damian, Cass being the only one calm enough to check his vitals. Because although Damian had gotten better over the years in hiding his intentions, Damian didn't hide intentions at all. Cass knows that Damian doesn't intend to die.

But she cannot feel anything. No heartbeat. No breath. Nothing.

Jason is leaning against Tim, eyes wide in horror.

Dick is crying loudly, denial on his lips as he tries to get Damian to wake up.

Bruce is...

He takes Damian away from Cass's hands. He cradles his youngest, carding his fingers through his son's hair. His son would usually scrunch his nose when Bruce does this, swatting his hand away while half-glaring.

It was at that moment the villain reappears, and Bruce gently hands Damian back to Cass.

Insert a brutal battle here. But the villain is able dodge, deflect, and counter-attack everything.

That is, until Cass joins in.

But she wasn't going to fight.

No. She was a distraction.

With a great blow to the man's head, the villain falls, revealing who defeated him.

Standing there with a smirk was Damian, still bleeding but.

Alive.

Damian was alive.

No one could believe it.

"Tt," said the Demon Brat. "Believe it."

Tim snorts.

It was the cue for everyone to dogpile their Baby Bat.

Awwwwwwwww I think they all kinda need that hug too, not just Damian. I see the brainrot was strong with you, may it continue on forever!! But... hopefully not 24/7 like it has been for me. I have not read Magi: Sinbad no Bouken, but now I am both Concerned and Intrigued. This was such an interesting idea, and very heart-warming, by the end of it, and thank you so much for sharing!! 🥰💕

[treasuredplanet]

I didn’t see an ask game but I’ll send an ask anyway 😊 What character(s) are most prominent on your mind rn?

Hi tysm for sending an ask!! The answer is: SO MANY, ALWAYS, but I tried to pare things down a little here 😭

I pretty much have permanent MHA brainrot at this point, so characters like Aizawa, Mic, and Shinsou live rent free in my brain 24/7, but recently I’ve been back on my Hawks nonsense (that’s my secret: I’m always on my Hawks nonsense), and also having a lot of Midnight & Shirakumo feelings 💙

Some others!! I’ve been thinking about Kanan and Hera (and Kanera lol) from Star Wars Rebels a lot recently; Zoro & Sanji (One Piece) are everything to me, forever; I just caught up on Demon Slayer and Tengen was a truly unexpected favorite, although I am endlessly charmed by literally every character in that show; and I was reminded that Steph & Jason of batfam fame are my favorite underrated DC duo by a really cute post. Their dynamic truly has so much potential.

[dilfbatman]

thinking of jason todd <3

[noir-renard]

batburger AU is an absolute masterpiece, and I was wondering, if you don't mind sharing, what is your process like for coming up with these incredible plotlines? It's a skill I want to work on, and you, my friend. mmmmMMMMM

ougghhh thank you so much!! ❤️🥰🥰🥰This is a delightful and very flattering question, so I'll do my best to answer it.

I, like many writers, enjoy rotating things in my mind like a rotisserie chicken. (I say "enjoy", but I don't have much say in the matter. These thoughts be roasting and turning 24/7 Costco Style and I'm helplessly standing in front of the chicken rack, warming myself up with the oven heat because I got cold going into the giant refrigerator room to get some berries)(this is a metaphor but it also happens literally to me pretty often. Costco cold. Rotisserie chimken warm.)

Sometimes something good will result from this; sometimes during the more productive sessions of "rotate that thought like a tether ball", neat sentences will form from the ether in my brain.

IYGABAB, for example, was birthed from the randomly generated mind-typewriter paragraph: In a way, it was almost funny. It certainly sounded like a joke—Batman, Bruce Wayne, and Red Hood walk into a bar. Only it wasn't a bar, it was the Iceberg Lounge, and Batman swooped down from the skylight rather than walking in. You might recognize that as the first sentence of the story.

Because I was and continue to suffer from incurable DP x DC Brainrot, my first thought about this paragraph was, heh, that sounds like something Danny would say.

My second thought was, wait, why is Danny at the Iceberg Lounge? And what are Jason and Bruce doing there? And who is wearing the batsuit, and why?

I thought about this scenario for most of the day, coming up with possible answers. When I'd been thinking about it long enough that it was clear Iceberg Lounge Time wasn't going anywhere and the daydream plot was actually kind of interesting and Hey, I'd love to read that story, I started writing it down and kept writing.

The first scene I actually wrote down in full was the one where Sal asks Danny to cover for him at work. Of all the possible answers I came up with for "Why is Danny at the Iceberg Lounge?" the answer I liked the best was "He's covering for a co-worker/friend from his actual job".

Which generated a new question: what's his actual job? Does he work at a coffee shop? At a diner? At a grocery store?

And then I realized the chaos, the beauty, the delightful mayhem that having him work at Bat Burger would be. Like yeah yeah we all know Danny looks like all the Robins already, but to actually make him dress as a Robin for work? I couldn't pass that up.

That's when I knew this story had legs. There was a place for it to start and a place for it to go.

Returning to that initial paragraph helped me generate a lot more questions that needed answering if I wanted to continue the story. Why is Red Hood at the Iceberg Lounge (other than looking for Danny)? What is Bruce doing there (and why does he need to be there as Bruce and not Batman)? Who is wearing the Batsuit (and why are they wearing the Batsuit instead of their regular suit)?

Answering those questions generated a lot of the plot threads, after which I had a general idea of what Bruce, Jason, and Dick were up to (Duke's presence at the Iceberg Lounge came later).

I could have left it at that, but like Marie Kondo I love messes, so I made up some problems for the rest of the batfam and found ways to link them together in obvious and not-so-obvious ways. (If you come back and ask me again after the story is over, I can give a more in-depth answer about this, but I don't want to spoil anything for anyone!)

side note: I wrote the story out of order; when scenes came to me, I wrote them down, even if I didn't know where exactly they fit into the story. Keeping momentum up was more important to me than having a story that made perfect sense right from the start. (I did have to put it in order eventually, and I chose to do this by making a calendar of events as well as document with all the characters and what they were up to at any given point in the story. Was this the best way of doing it? Probably not. But it worked so I'm not going to question it too much)

In this way, I kept building and building the story, layer by layer. I think this method is technically called the "snowflake method", but because I did it kind of haphazardly it didn't really feel like a method 😅

In short, the answer to "what's my process" is this: I find a question so interesting that answering it generates countless other questions that demand an answer, and in the process of answering them all hopefully a story will fall into place.

I hope this is helpful! My mind is a chaotic place that's hard to parse (even for me), but I did my best to describe it in a way that's informative.

[sergeantsporks]

Maybe I'm just Guilded brainrotting (Not shocked, it's a 24/7 thing) but now I'm imagining the rest of the grimwalkers + Caleb seeing Hunter's haircut and being like "Wtf did you do."

Jason walks into the bathroom at 3AM to see Hunter shaving off his hair and is like "Hm. Okay, then."

[justonemorechapternicercy]

Because you are the cause of my current perlia brainrot you have to deal with me talking about them 24/7

Transfem Percy and Thalia thee end

No, you must be confused. YOU are the cause of MY Perlia brainrot! 🧐

But please, feel free to talk about them any time 💙

...

Also, idea that I will probably not write as a fic, but it consumes my thoughts:

Thalia deserves to be the one to defeat Zeus, as his youngest son. Zeus thought his fate wouldn't be what his father's and grandfather's was, as his godly sons are on his side, none of the more powerful sons of his were inclined to go against him, Jason is Jupiter's, and Thalia is a girl. But he is not. And he has some bones to pick with him. Percy, of course, is glad to help him. 💙