#Jar of Dirt

[babyb3lls]

[weirdly-specific-but-ok]

pirates of the caribbean but i've never watched it

I'm not even going to pretend to know what I'm doing here. *really bad pirate voice* aye maties let's be uh crimes?

I haven't watched a single movie of this franchise. I haven't even seen an edit. Here's all I've got:

These movies were a formative bisexual experience/bi panic for almost every bisexual. I saw it happen in Heartstopper.

Jack Sparrow is the main guy. He's hot.

Johnny Depp is in this, and I adore him, so that's a point in POTC's favour. Kiera Knightley is in this, and she is gorgeous. When is she not. I love her acting. Orlando Bloom is in this. I don't know who he is. He is rather pretty, though.

There is a man, a woman, and a pirate, played by Bloom, Knightley and Depp respectively. I know Tumblr, and I can already hear you now: Ah yes, the three genders, man, woman and pirate. Listen, you little shits, this is all I know. Don't come for me.

There's a guy with octopus tentacles coming out of his face, but not in a kinky way, I think. I really, really hope. He's the villain, but he's not. A small white capitalist man is.

When there is moonlight, they turn first-Twilight-movie-blue-saturated and dead. Except they're not dead, because they're not alive. It makes sense in the movies. I think.

There is jewellery involved. I'm not sure if it's a get-rich-quick scheme or something involving the undead.

The man and the woman are in love.

They, uh, do pirate things. There's a kingdom.

The woman is abducted and the man and her say romantic shit through the bars.

The woman threatens to throw a gold chain down.

Jack Sparrow says smartass shit and does his best to avoid doing the right thing and facing the consequences. What an icon.

Jack Sparrow has a jar of dirt, and it is important to him. He sings a song, though I can't make out if that is a fandom joke.

Feel free to educate me. You'll have to reblog this to spread it around so people can yell at me, though, because I have no idea what to tag this with.

[yautjalover]

No one.

Absolutely no one.

Artemis:

[friendrat]

So we're emptying trash cans at the cemetery, and sorting the stuff to just throw out vs the stuff we can compost. Well, someone out there in the world threw away a bunch of plastic bags full of grass and sod. This has happened a few times recently. It is both helpful (any efforts others take are appreciated) and annoying (the bags are plastic so we can't just dump the cans, they rip open and spill when we try to move them, etc).

Anyway, any time we find these, one of us go, "I've got a bag of dirt, I've got a bag of dirt!" (Thank you, Jack Sparrow)

So today, as we are sorting them, I say to my husband, "So if we find the heart of an immortal being in a bag of dirt, what do we do with it? Compost?"

And he says, "If someone stabs it, they become the new graveyard keeper."

[autismmodeactivated]

I can't even with this man. 🤦🏼‍♀️

[khaosritual]

[wouldyourfavepaychildsupport]

Would a jar of dirt pay child support?

[yilinsgarden]

he found a jar of dirt 🫙

[captainknell]

I saw this today

And it made me think

Dirt. That's what's inside this one lol

[prettykittybxtch]

85. If you could go back in time, how far would you go?

1700s so I can prevent Jack Sparrow from losing the Black Pearl and being viciously mutinied upon

[sm0l-raccoon]

drew an oc I got from @theogclownboy :3

his names Cody!! :D

posting this before heading to bed💤

[jillyb2004]

Happy 60th Birthday to Johnny Depp!

[kingdumkum]

watching America’s Got Talent. man (firefighter…!!!) comes on to sing a song he wrote about his ex-wife, who he still loves and wants back. legit says he made a lot of mistakes, but marrying her was not one of them :*)

so… I gotta know. which of yalls f/o’s is going on the biggest stage in the world, in front of hundreds of strangers + Simon Cowell, telling them yalls love story + breakup, admitting they still love you and want you back yesterday, and sings a love song they wrote just for you to try and win you back?

decent song + voice optional

[loudmango]

More Than a Jar of Dirt

As Captain Jack Sparrow watched his Jar shatter to the ground, pain struck his chest.

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Don't go looking for a deeper meaning, this makes absolutely no sense.

[falafel-plus-waffle]

nom

fine dining